(Star and Marco are at the castle washing the warnicorn carriage.)
Marco: Okay.(rubs eyes)Ready?
Star:(rubs eyes)Give me a second! (blinks)Ready.
Marco: Stare!
(Silence for a few seconds, then, Star starts making faces, arm-farting and dancing.)
Star: Ooh, I think you gonna blink.
Marco: Yeah, right.
Star: Ha!(Longer silence. Star starts sweating, then, she pulls out her laser puppy at Marco.)Pschoooo!
Marco: Hey, no laser puppy! That's not regulation!
Star: Street rules, Marco.
(Moon observes the action from the window.)
Moon: What are you doing? I asked you two to wash the carriage 20 minutes ago!
Marco: Uh, we were just taking a break.
(Marco and Star go back to washing the carriage.)
Moon: Ugh.(She walks off, but then, decides to turn around to see if Star and Marco are still doing their chore. They're back to their staring contest. Moon holds in her rage and when he is about to say something.)I-
Infomercial VO: Mother! Are you sick of your children lazy?
Moon: Yeah.
(The Mirror is on a commercial.)
Infomercial VO: Is this a familiar sight?
(The TV shows two kids asleep on their chores.)
Infomercial VO: Well, turn this...(The slackers are now working hard, with many cameras surrounding them.)...to this! Peeps! Get your childern to work harder!
Manager: Thanks, Peeps.
Infomercial VO: Now with 4 different levels!(The captions "Mooch Master", "Slack Pack" and "Bum Blitz" appear as the levels are said.)Level 1, Level 2, Level 3, and for the ultimate in worker productivity...(Cut to another caption. The words appear as said:)Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity, with a Peeps lifetime guarantee! Act now and get the Peeps lens cleaning kit, free! Call now! Cleaning can be extremely flammable. Offer not valid or void. Peeps may be illegal in your country or province. Requires sign...
(Clock transition to another Star and Marco staring contest, some time later.)
Moon: Hey, you two.
(Marco and Star turn their heads to see Moon, with the new Peeps kit.)
Star: Oh, uh, hey, Mom. We were just getting back to work.
Moon: It's okay, Star. I trust you.
Star: Really?
Moon: Of course I do, because now I have this. (He assembles the Mooch Master.) Say hello to Peeps. It's a surveillance system. Now I'll be able to see what you're up to all the time, 24/7, 365. Isn't that great?(He throws rag to Star and hands bucket to Marco.)Well, I'll let you two finish your chores. And remember, I'm watching you. (whistles)
Marco: Star, I don't think your mom trusts us at all.
Star: Of course she doesn't. She just put a camera in front of us.
Maco: What's the big deal, anyway? I mean, we were working. We're gonna get it done.
Star: Come on. We'll show her. We'll get this done in no time.
(Marco and Star get to washing the carriage. Five minutes later, Marco and Star are working at a much slower pace. The Mooch Master camera lens zooms in.)
Star: Forget this. Let's just finish our staring contest.
Marco: We can't. your mom's watching us.
(Zoom into the lens. Marco and Star are seen washing the car from the mirror. Moon and Rhombulus come into Butterfly's Royal Palace.)
Moon: You gotta check this out, Rhombulus. Those two are finally working. Yep, Peeps is working like a charm.
Rhombulus: Why is there a jet outside?
Moon: Huh? (A crude drawing of Marco and Star washing the carriage and a jet saying "You two are doing great" is shown.) What?(Cut to outside. Moon sees the paper covering the lens and rips it off.)RAUGGH!
(Marco and Star notice.)
Star: Oh! Mom, uh-
Moon: Get back to work! Now!(Marco and Star quickly get back to washing the carriage. Moon goes over to call Peeps on her mirror.)I'm gonna take those two to level 2.
Mirror operator: You have reached Peeps. Please hold.
(Clock transition back to Butterfly's Royal Palace. Moon observes Marco and Star washing the dishes before Pops comes in.)
River: Ooh! What a fancy new fangled giga! How does it work?
Moon: Pops, come here and I'll show you. It's called Peeps. This window here is hooked up to a camera on Star and this one is hooked up to Marco. It's foolproof. They'll never goof off again.
River: Hmm? I see.
Moon: Wow, I can't believe they've been doing their chores for 3 hours.
River: 3 hours? They deserve an award!
Moon: Good idea. Time to bust out the Royal Incentives. I hope these babies are still good.(She pulls out the coupon.)
River: Ooh! Mewi One Free Personal Pizza with purchase of equal or greater pizza!
Moon: Let's go!
(Cut to the royal kitchen.)
River: Kids, we've got coupons!
Moon: What the?(Dishes are still dirty. Pan over to a TV showing a split-screen of dishwashing, with the Slack Packs pointed at two different sides. Moon ejects the DVD from the TV.) World Dishwashing Championship 2002?!
(Marco and Star are heard upstairs.)
Star: You blinked!
Marco: You wish.
Moon: That's it. I gotta make a mirror call.
(Begin a montage of the Bum Blitz cameras. Star is asleep, and wakes up to a camera. Star screams, then, we see that the whole bedroom has cameras all over it. Star removes her sheets to reveal that there are even cameras under her sheet.)
Star: Marco!
Marco:(bonks head against camera)Oww!(from lens)What the?
(Moon watches from all the cameras in her office. He's somehow grown a five o'clock shadow.)
Moon: Ha!
(Marco and Star are at the window. We pan to see that there are cameras all throughout Mewi.)
Marco: Crud.
(Marco and Star eat breakfast under the watchful eyes of the cameras. Later, they are also seen open the portal when the camera is still there, , also camera-equipped. Cameras are even seen in the royal bathroom, four of which are seen on a toilet.)
Marco: This has to stop.
(Moon's office, night. Marco and Star sneak in. Moon is asleep at her desk.)
Marco: Did you bring the hacking device?(Star pulls out a thermos filled with coffee from a sack. Marco drinks some of it)Ahhhhhh...
(In one move, Marco spills coffee onto the keyboard, shutting off all the cameras. Moon wakes up to see the mess.)
Moon: Huh? What the?(Marco and Star run out of the room. Moon sees the thermos on the ground and a note.)
Star: Dear Mom, look like you spy cameras is out of magic try not to watch us now Love Star.
Moon: AAAGGGHHH!
(Moon rips her note and pulls out the Peeps manual and flips through the pages, then, she walk to the mirror and calls Peeps.)
Mirror operator: Peeps Surveillance Systems.
Moon: Upgrade me to Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity! NOW!
Mirror operator: I'm sorry, ma'am, but that requires a signature on our lifetime contract.
(Moon .)
Moon: [groans] Alright! Whatever, just make it happen.
Mirror operator: One moment, please.
(A contract comes through the mirror. Moon grabs the contract and signs her name on it.)
Moon: There.
Mirror operator: Thank you for choosing Peeps Surveillance Systems.(contract disappears into thin air)Have a nice day.
(The eyeballs appear on the screens in her office. Moon turns to the fourth wall and laughs maniacally. In the morning, the Peeps carriage backs up into the driveway just as Moon runs up laughing maniacally again to see the Jeepers Creepers X-Infinity. The back doors open, revealing a huge eye.)
Moon: AAAH! Who are you?
Peeps Eyeball: I'm Peeps.
(Zooms into eye to start montage of Peeps spying on the magic high commission. Marco and Star are first. They look behind them to see the Peeps Eyeball following them. Next up is River, who is taking a shower. He opens the curtains to see the Peeps Eyeball, and then quickly backs away in fear. Third are Hekapoo. Hekapoo open the portal and she see Peeps Eyeball comes in another dimensions to scare Hekapoo she go back and she see Peeps again she turn around and and ran off in the same dimensions. Fourth is Rhombulus. Rhombulus opens up the refrigerator and Peeps scare Rhombulus and he crystallized Peeps but the Peeps Eyeball disappears and Rhombulus turn around it comes right up again uncrystallized. Finally, Moon runs through a green void in fear as Peeps Eyeballs show up throughout her path. Then, all the the magic high commission are seen running through the bottom lid of the Peeps Eyeball, as its pupil follows them. They then are seen on the warnicorn carriage. Moon hits the accelerator as the Peeps Eyeball disappears. They think they lost it, but all of a sudden, it comes right up again. As they exit the carriage, the Peeps Eyeball teleports to the top of the casttle.)
Hekapoo: Moon! This has gone too far!
Omnitraxus Prime: Yeah. I can't work and look what he did to father Time. (Father Time Ride the Wheel of Progress after Peeps spy on him for playing in the mud.)
Father Time: Just keep riding. Just keep riding.
River: I haven't been able to sleep in four day!
Rhombulus: I've been so stressed that I'm losing muscle mass...
Left Arm: This eyeball is creepy me out.
Right Arm: I don't want that eyeball staring at us.
Moon: I know, you guys. I'm gonna take care of this mess. Peeps. Hey, Peeps.
Peeps Eyeball:(He teleports right to Moon.)Yes?
Moon: Listen, Peeps. You're creeping everyone out. You've got to go.
Peeps Eyeball: I'm here to stay. If you've read the lifetime guarantee that you signed, I'm going to watch you 24/7, 365, until you die.
Moon: GRAAAH!(rips contract to pieces)
Peeps Eyeball: That's cool. I made copies.
Marco: Peeps. We've got a proposition for you.
Peeps Eyeball: Oh yeah, what?
Marco: A staring contest.(Omnitraxus Prime, Hekapoo, Rhombulus and River doubt Marco)If we win, you have to leave Mewi.
Peeps Eyeball: What? Ha ha! Are you kidding me? You don't stand a chance.
Star: You're the one that doesn't have a chance, you giant eye sack.
Peeps Eyeball: Fine. But if I win, I'm taking your eyes. All of your eyes.(He pulls out spoon and needle on the gang.)
Marco: Accepted.
Star: Wait, you two can't even do your chore. How can I trust you to win?
Marco: It's true, Queen Moon. You can't trust us to do the dishes or wash the carriage. But what you can trust us is at pointless skills.
Moon: Wow. I really can't argue with that. I guess it's our only chance.
Peeps Eyeball: So, which one of you is it gonna be then?
Star: Marco, you should do it. You're a way better starrer than me. Ice this fool!
Peeps Eyeball: Marco, your eyeballs are mine.
(Some time later, Marco and Peeps prepare to start.)
Omnitraxus Prime: Ready, set, sssssss...stare!
(A mini-montage begins. The gang watches as Marco and Peeps go into the evening without blinking. Their eyes are now red. The Peeps Eyeball squints.)
Star: Peeps is gonna blink! You got this, Marco!
Hekapoo: You could do it, Marco!
(A little eyeball comes out of Peeps' back and rubs his big eye. Everyone gasps and Moon nearly pukes, but she puts her hands over his mouth to stop it.)
Star: Hey, that's cheating!
Peeps Eyeball:I'm not blinking, am I?
Star:Hmph.
Peeps Eyeball:(A dozens of his eyes come out.)Don't blink. Don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink. Don't blink! HA HA HA HA-(Peeps laughs, and then, all of a sudden Star shoots one of his eyes with a laser puppy.)Ow! Hey, that's cheating!
Star: You cheated first. Now it's time to kiss your greasy eye sacks good night.
(Star makes gunshot noises as she shoots the lasers at his eyes. It lasts for about 20 seconds before the little eyes are all burnt out)
Peeps Eyeball: My retinas... They burn...
Marco: Hey, Peeps. Don't blink.
(Marco stares hard at Peeps before he finally closes his eye. The gang cheers.)
Peeps Eyeball: This isn't a regulation, you know...
Star: Street rules, man.
(She shoots Peeps' big eye with the laser puppy, setting his eye on fire.)
Peeps Eyeball:AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
(Peeps jumps into the lake, letting out steam. Wipe transition to Peeps being saved by an Mewi ambulance as others watch.)
Peeps Eyeball: All I see is darkness...
(The ambulance drives away. Star, Moon, River and the magic high commission excerpt cheer.)
Moon: Get out and stay out! And Star, I hope you and Marco learned something from all this.
Star: Yeah, make sure we do our chores so you don't mark on us to a giant eyeball.
Hekapoo: I learned that Marco can go for a really long time without blinking.
Marco: Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore.(The others go "oooooh" in shock.)Uh... does anybody have any eye drops?
(Star gives him eye drops. Marco lets a drop over his eye, but it evaporates before touching it and he still wouldn't blink.)
Marco: Take me to the Mewi hospital.