Danny Fenton had just gotten back home from a hard day of catching ghosts. Today, he'd fought his toughest enemy, The Box Ghost, in the middle of a minefield in the Middle East, and he was insanely pooped.

The half-ghost needed a way to release his frustration.

Danny landed at his home and made a b-line for the kitchen. The half-ghost then immediately began searching through his pantry.

Canned beef? No.

Oranges? No.

Bologna? No.

Finally, Danny stumbled upon exactly what it was he wanted. A whole block of cheese!

The cheese was a bright shade of yellow with a triangular shape and numerous holes in every single one of its surfaces.

"I must fuck this cheese" said Danny.

Danny then pulled out his cock and stuck it into the cheese.

As the ghost boy fucked the dairy product, he heard something he wasn't expecting.

A scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the cheese.

Danny pulled his cock out and said "You're alive?"

The block of cheese said "of course I am. All blocks of cheese are sentient, we've just taken an oath to never speak ever, which I am breaking right now."

Danny said "well, my balls are still full, so what do you think I should do?"

The cheese said "well there are numerous things we could do together. We could go skydiving, we could watch the Food Network, but right now I'm in the mood to go to Fun Spot."

Danny smiled and said "sure, whatever you say."

….

Danny and the block of cheese spent the entire day riding on roller coasters, eating junk food, and playing arcade games. The pair were having a blast the entire time.

Suddenly, Danny's archenemy, Vlad Plasmius, burst through the door and said "people of Amity Park, give me all your Popcorn and no one will get hurt!"

Everyone began hurriedly giving the ghost their bags of popcorn, but Danny wouldn't stand for this.

Danny took a deep breath before uttering the famous words "I'M GOING GHOST" but before he could do anything, the block of cheese said "stop."

Danny asked "why?"

The cheese then said "allow me to handle this."

The cheese then fired a red laser beam from one of its holes and hit Vlad dead-on, sending the ghost flying across the room.

Danny was impressed and asked "how'd you do that?"

The cheese laughed and said "all blocks of cheese have the power to fire lasers. We've just never had a reason to use these powers until today."

Danny said "I'm learning so much."

Vlad angrily got up and said "who did that?"

The cheese then began ominously floating in the air and said "I did."

Vlad said "hmph, I won't let a mere dairy product hinder my vision" before firing a green ecto blast from his hand and hitting the cheese dead-on.

Unfortunately for Vlad, the cheese had created a force field of pure energy to protect itself, so the blast just harmlessly bounced off and hit a Double Dragon II Arcade Machine, with the only reason being that I fucking hate Double Dragon II and would destroy all the arcade machines if I had the time.

Vlad realized his attack didn't work, so he changed tactics as he began duplicating himself.

First there were two Vlads, then three, and finally, four Vlads stood in the middle of the room, all ready to tear the cheese to shreds.

The cheese was not phased in the slightest. The cheese just summoned a giant UFO from out of nowhere and a blue laser blast exited from the ship zapping the three Vlad clones and turning them to ash.

Vlad was stunned before saying "how is this even possible?"

The cheese just laughed and said "its because us dairy products are high in calcium" before summoning a planet sized cow and slamming it on-top of Vlad, canceling out his ghost form and turning him into a blood puddle.

The cheese then looked over at Danny and said "let's continue our date."

Danny blushed and said "this is a date?"

The cheese said "sure, why not?"

….

After that day, Danny and his new cheese comrade would proceed to go on several dates once a week for the next year.

Finally, Danny was now in bed with the block of cheese, and said "so, what do you wanna do today?"

The cheese thought about it for a second and said "do you know what day it is?"

Danny thought for a second and said "Wednesday?"

The cheese laughed and said "no, its our one year anniversary silly."

Danny said "oh yeah."

The cheese then began blushing like crazy and said "remember when you tried to stick your cock into my holes?"

Danny said "yeah, what a first meeting that was, huh?"

The cheese then nervously said "well, I wouldn't mind it if you tried doing that today."

Danny then perked up said "really?"

The cheese said "yes, stick it in me. I'm ready."

Danny did as his significant other asked and stuck his ghost wang into the cheese's hole.

"OH YEAH DANNY, THAT'S IT!" said the cheese in delight.

The half-ghost began thrusting into the cheese's holes, making the cheese feel insanely hot. Danny conquered his cheese gf's pussy like a guy who won a Nerf Gun tournament because he used a real gun.

"HARDER DANNY" yelled the cheese.

Danny did as his cheese lover said and began thrusting faster and faster.

"YOU'RE HITTING MY G-SPOT!"

Danny just asked "you have a g-spot?" but still didn't stop thrusting.

"YES, ITS ANOTHER SECRET THAT ALL US CHEESES HAVE!"

Danny didn't say anything at that, he just continued to thrust into the cheese's hole.

Danny kept on thrusting and hitting the cheese's g-spot until soon, he climaxed inside the dairy product.

Ghost ectoplasm leaked from her hole.

Both Danny and the Cheese laid down now, satisfied at what had just transpired.

"That was great Danny"

Danny looked at his gf and said "feeling's mutual."

….

Several years have passed and now Danny is waiting anxiously at the hospital.

"How is it doctor?"

"Don't worry, she's doing good."

POP*

The cheese sighed in relief as it gave birth to two healthy ghost x cheese hybrids.

Danny asked "so what should we name them?"

The cheese thought about it for a second and said "let's name the first one Michael and the other one Miranda."

Danny said "great, I love M 's."

Then the fic ended because that joke sucked.