One day John Phoenix was working on his computer when suddenly it shut down.
"What happened?" he wondered and then he noticed Uncle Phoenix was chewing the cable.
John Phoenix rolled his eyes and left the office to look for a computer room. But there weren't any computer rooms in the city so he went from city to city until eventually he stumbled upon a secret town called Hometown that was full of strange creatures and he went to the library.
BUT when he got there a portal appeared and he got sucked into a new, dark world! He landed in a dumpster and there was a guy in there.
"HEY JON PHEONIX WELCOME TO [hell]!" said the guy.
"Who tf are you?" said John Phoenix.
"I AM EVRY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [number one rated salesman] SPAMTON G SPAMTON AND I NEED YUOR HELP [bailing out] MIKE!"
"Okay"
But then Officer Undyne appeared and arrested Spamton for the murder of Ambyu-Lance.
"Court is in session in the name of God our father," said Father Alvin the judge.
"Spamton killed Ambyu-Lance by freezing him to death, a witness saw him do it," said Prosecutor Scamton.
"HOLD IT!" shouted John Phoenix. "How'd they identify him?"
"Hair."
"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "That was not Spamton that was MY UNCLE PHOENIX WHO HAS THE SAME HAIRSTYLE!"
"You can't prove that!"
"[DISAGREED]," shouted Spamton. "TAKE ONE LOO K AT THIS [hyperlink blocked]"
"Oh no, the evidence got blocked!" said Alvin. "I suppose we'll just have to take your word for it. NOT GUILTY!"
"Noooo, curse you John Phoenix!" shouted the prosecutor. "May we commune again and defeat you!"
"HEHEHEHHE HEY SPEAKIG OF COMMUNION DID YOU KNOW THE KNIGHT IS A PRIES-" Father Alvin threw a gavel at Spamton and he shut up and we'll never know what he meant to say.
Anyway after that Spamton and John Phoenix rushed back to the light world and went to Kris's house and they formed a dark world in their living room slash kitchen and it took them to TV World.
The world they entered was dark. Darker than you'd expect a dark world to be.
But then the lights turned on and they were in a TV show, and on the stage there was a robot with a TV head and he was holding a microphone!
"Time for another episode of Tenna Bakes!" he said into the microphone.
"LOOK YOU LITTLE [sponge] IT'S MIKE WE MUST [steal] HIM!" said Spamton.
John Phoenix had a plan.
Tenna was rolling some dough with a rolling pin when another robot appeared.
"Who?"
"Bakerton, the brother of Mettaton!" said Bakerton.
"Okay. Put this in the microwave," Tenna gave Bakerton something but then Bakerton exploded!
"Ahhhh help"
Tenna got arrested
John Phoenix prosecuted and won
"JON PHEONIX WE [victoryed] NOW WE CAN SAVE MIKE!"
But the microphone was in jail with Tenna
But then the plot twisted
Mike wasnt a microphone he was the microwave
"MIKE YAY"
"Brrrrrrrrrr" Mike made microwave noises
John Phoenix and Spamton friends now and John Phoenix became a big shot big shot BIG SHOT!
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