Guiding Light's Good Origin Story:
This is based on certain Youtube videos.
Hank was following Guiding Light. "It's a good thing you're around to help," says Hank, "and you're the embodiment of light?"
"Yes," says Guiding Light.
Guiding Light's Flashback:
When God created the Universe, I was created from the light, but when Hell was made, Seek was created from the darkness. Seek and I have been at battle as long as I could remember. Seek would corrupt souls and I would save them. Then came Seek's plan to lead an army of demons to attack Heaven, I interfered and sent them all back to Hell. That was when he decided to come to Earth and created this hotel to trick others into entering so he and his demons could kill them. When I found out, I decided to enter this hotel to guide Seek's victims to the only way out, Door #100.
Present:
"And you've been a great help," says Hank.
"Thank you," says Guiding Light, "now, we must go!" Hank and Guiding Light then walk off.
"So, you know Adam and Eve," asks Hank.
"Oh yeah," says Guiding Light, "Adam can be a jerk. I wonder what he's doing these days."
The End