Quirky Row Chapter 24: Interlude 3, a Saints Row + My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア Crossover fanfic

Chapter 24: Interlude 3

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Topic: This Week In The News – Saints Cripple Brotherhood
In: Boards News Local Gangs
Stilwater Channel Six Official (Original Poster) (Verified News Outlet)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

As the people of Stilwater's Docks and Barrio awoke this Sunday morning, they were greeted not by gunfire and police sirens, but instead an eerie silence. The reason for which soon became apparent when looking outside and seeing old red gang tags replaced by purple ones.

Yes, it's true, yesterday, The Third Street Saints launched a massive assault on the final Brotherhood stronghold in the old cannery off of Poseidon Alley.

In less than an hour, the compound fell to the Saints. Maero, leader of the Brotherhood, did not fall with it, however, and escaped with a handful of loyal minions who fled the scene and disappeared.

Everyone expected the remnants of the gang to lay low, but mere hours later, Maero broke into the Ultor Dome and holed themselves up within it, refusing to come out or negotiate with police or heroes unless Skunk, leader of the Third Street Saints, showed up in person.

Again, to everyone's surprise, Skunk accepted the callout and went with eleven other Saints, including infamous enforcer Johnny Gat and gang lieutenant Defender. Somehow, the police let the Saints through the blockade of the stadium, and the two gangs met in combat within the Ultor Dome.

Part of the fight was livestreamed by Maero via dash-cam, but was cut off halfway through when the monster truck said dash-cam was filming from crashed. The final results, however, are as follows:

Twelve dead, and total destruction of the Brotherhood remnants, including the confirmed death of its leader, Maero (no last name known).

After their victory, the Saints proceeded to escape the Dome and the encirclement of law enforcement on dirt bikes stolen from the Motocross Rally which was to be held at the stadium today…

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Wowzer
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Holy fucking shit, is this for real?!

Gauntlet of Gauntlets(Verified Gauntlet Enthusiast)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Wowzer Seems like it, Holy frick on a frick stick!

Tons of Fun(Verified Fat-ass)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

I don't believe it! Holy fuck! They're dead! They're finally all dead!

PickAStick (Unverified Comedian)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

I see people celebrating in the streets from my apartment. They're setting off fireworks.

Trumpet-leer(Quirk Groupie)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

No, no, no! That's impossible! Maero couldn't lose! He's too fucking strong!

Flathead Screwdriver(Quirk Groupie) (Know-it-all)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Trumpet-leer HA! Get fucked, scrub! Serves those Neo-Nazis right! Kill 'em all, I say!

Ravioli-Molly(Quirk Groupie) (Weed Enthusiast)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Trumpet-leer Suck a dick, loser! Ha! I bet Maero squealed like a pig as he was put down like the rabid dog he was!

Not My Fault (Verified Not Their Fault)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

[THIS POST HAS BEEN FLAGGED AND THE USER BANNED FOR 24 HOURS DUE TO EXCESSIVE PROFANITY. YES, WE KNOW THE BROTHERHOOD WERE SCUMBAGS, PLEASE KEEP WHAT YOU'D DO TO THEM PG-13]. -Moderator

MatterMind(Mind over Matter)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

I don't usually drink, but I'm getting shit-faced tonight! And I can go back to my favorite bar, too, now that the Brotherhood don't control it anymore!

Topic: Brotherhood Eliminated!
In: Boards Villain News Stilwater News Latest Updates
Flathead Screwdriver(Original Poster) (Quirk Groupie) (Know-it-all)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Well, it happened, folks! Those bigoted bastards are all dead! The Brotherhood is no more! The Third Street Saints wiped them out yesterday! First, they assaulted the last base the Brotherhood had (which turned out to be an old cannery, go figure) and then, when things looked to be going poorly, Maero fled like the cowardly dog he was.

He didn't stay gone for long, though, as he and a couple survivors from the siege showed up at the Ultor Dome and took it over in the evening. A Motocross event had been going on, and the Brotherhood refused to talk to anybody except Skunk, the guy's who'd just beaten his ass like a drum.

Long story short, Saints won, Maero is dead, and the gang that haunted the docks of Stilwater is gone!

The Saints have already moved in, replacing old Brotherhood marks with their own. They've also started cleaning up the streets and setting up their own protection rackets. The place already feels safer with the Saints in charge.

And I'm not the only one who thinks so! Stocks for companies based in Stilwater, like Ultor, have risen several points already!

I think this is the start of a comeback for the city and the Saints. Here's hoping they can kick the Sons and Ronin out next!

Edit: ALSO! For all of you fucktards saying things about how the Brotherhood was great, or what-not, read THIS and THIS. Those are links to all the data the Saints and Stilwater PD have compiled on the various crimes the Brotherhood were involved in. And these are just the ones we know for a fact. There are probably other things the red-clad bastards did we don't know about. What they did do, and we know about, is fucking damning, and I will hurt anyone who says otherwise. I will literally track down your home address and break your fucking legs or punch your teeth in, swear to fucking God.

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Borkabork(Unverified Bjork Enthusiastic)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

How can anybody think this is anything less than a good thing for the city?

Trumpet-leer(Quirk Groupie)

Posted on October 24, 2123:

Borkabork Because the Brotherhood provided a vital service to the community! They kept the Sons' drugs out, and made sure the Ronin didn't go around filming their disgusting snuff films in the open. Plus, the Saints are just gonna cause more bloodshed and violence when they try and take on the other two gangs. They won't last a month!

Random Passerby(Just a guy)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Trumpet-leer, dude, I read some of the things the Brotherhood is accused of, and I say 'fuck 'em!' They were kidnapping people and selling them into sexual slavery, or chopping them up for organs to sell on the black market! I think the Saints did the right thing! And I hope they get rid of the other two gangs soon!

Flathead Screwdriver(Original Poster) (Quirk Groupie) (Know-it-all)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Random Passerby All they did was fuck around with some mutie scum, not like they bothered any real people.

Flathead Screwdriver(Original Poster) (Quirk Groupie) (Know-it-all)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Trumpet-leer I fucking warned you.

Buttered Toast(Verified Toast)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Ominous. Anyways, I think there will probably be a few days of quiet (or as close as it gets around here) before things heat up.

Dragnet(Bounty Hunter) (Cape Groupie)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Buttered Toast That's a pretty safe bet, honestly. We have Halloween coming up in a week, and nobody should be stupid enough to cause anything during the Trick-or-Treat Truce. Not even in Stilwater.

Ravioli-Molly(Quirk Groupie) (Weed Enthusiast)

Posted on October 24, 2123:

Dragnet Oh, crap, I totally forgot about that! Gotta get my costume ready!

Spudnik(Quirk Groupie) (Unverified Space Potato)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Uh, guys? I don't think Flathead was joking about his threat. I just found this video of a guy in a hoodie break into a person's apartment, drag them out to the street, and then break both their legs right there in broad daylight! And I'm pretty sure it's Flathead because he kept shouting, "I fucking warned you, Trumpet-leer!" as they did all of this.

So. Yeah. I don't think we'll have to read any of Trumpet-leers posts for a while.

Ravioli-Molly(Quirk Groupie) (Weed Enthusiast)
Posted on October 24, 2123:

Spudnik Huh. Well, can't say I'll miss that trumpeting little prick. Anyways, what do you guys think of a Halloween costume? Sexy Gardener or Sexy Salad? I wanna do something new.

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From: Artificer

To: Rat-a-tat-Gat

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From: Rat-a-tat-Gat

To: Artificer

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From: Artificer

To: Rat-a-tat-Gat

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From: Rat-a-tat-Gat

To: Artificer

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From: Artificer

To: Rat-a-tat-Gat

Very well, then. I am sending you the address. Bring Skunk there at 2 pm on November 1st. And don't forget the stuff.

From: Rat-a-tat-Gat

To: Artificer

I won't.

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Author's Note: Thanks for reading! Hope everyone's Thanksgiving holiday was good! Remember, early chapters at Patty-ron on Akashicrecordstrue and a Kofi for tips under Akashicrecords.