It was certainly a surprise to see Barbie Wire come into the I.M.P office. Cody didn't expect this at all and looked on at the female imp as she was walking over. "Blitzo!" Barbie called. "Blitzo, are you here, fuckhead? Blitzo!"
"Barbie?" Cody said
The female imp looked a little surprised to see the human kid alone at the I.M.P office with these three new employees. "Cody?" Said Barbie. "Where's Blitzo?"
"You just missed him." Cody shrugged. "He and the guys have a new bad person to kill."
"Aw shit." Barbie kicked the side of the couch in slight frustration. "I needed to talk to him about something, and who are these shitheads?"
"Hey, we are smarter than we look, lady!" Said Moe defensively. "Especially the way i took care of these fusy throughout my career."
"And i always know how to make people laugh, girly." Said Curly
"So watch what ya say to us." Larry narrowed his eyes
"Wait a minute." Barbie let her arms be uncrossed as she looked at the three sinners longer. "I heard those voices a lot growing up." Then she made an adorable gasp. "Wait, are you guys the Three Stooges?"
"Hello!" Curly sang
"Hello!" Moe sang after
"Hello!" Larry concluded.
Barbie made a small gasp and said: "holy shit, i'm a big fan of you guys." Then she started shaking hands with then one at a time. "Though what are you doing here?"
"Blitzo gave us jobs here." said Larry. "Better than our old ones."
"And, for a demon, he's a very good boss." Curly said
"Even though he runs a company that gets paid to kill people on Earth." Moe admitted.
"Ah. So you're maintenance guys?" Asked the female imp.
Moe was the person to reply: "that we are. Just making the best out of our afterlives here, miss..."
"Barbie Wire. I'm Blitzo's sister, but you can just call me Barbie."
"That explains your uncanny appearance." Larry admitted.
"What's going on, Barbie?" Asked Cody
"Well..." Blitzo's sister sat next to him on the couch. "I have a little problem." She looked away from him. "A big one."
"problem?" Cody looked concerned. "Wait, you're still mad at Blitzo?"
"No! No no, i'm not mad at Blitzo anymore. Cody, i want to ask for his forgiveness, and... i wanna tell him i'm sorry."
"Did you call him and say you were going to meet him?"
"No." the imp said. "I don't know what to say after all these years of me hating him. And there's another thing." She looked at him again this time. "I'm trying to get off heroin."
"What's heroin?" Asked Cody
"it's... it's complicated." Barbie admitted. "To simplify it for you; it's a drug, one of the worst kinds of drugs. Along with Cocaine, meth, opiods, fentanyl, those sort of things."
"she's right." said Larry. "It's very dangerous for one's health, especially overdosing them."
"Never do any of them Cody. Stay away." Moe pointed
Curly cleared his throat and said: "those kind of drugs ruin lives."
"they've almost fucked uo mine, that's for damn sure." Barbie rolled her eyes. "All of the H-8, heroin, cocaine, those got me in rehab in the first place."
"We've been dancin' with Mr Brownstone," the Three Stooges began singing. "He's been knockin', he won't leave me alooooooone! No, no, no, he won't leave me alone."
Barbie Wire didn't look amused and said: "really?" With her arms crossed again
"What?" Said Moe, "it's catchy."
"Not helping." said Barbie
"Well why can't you stop taking those things? All you have to do is just quit taking them."
"If only it was that easy, Cody." The female imp remarked. "These kind of things are highly addictive. So addictive that it never really wants to make you wanna give it up. You're... just a kid, i shouldn't be telling you this. And the Stooges are right. Stay away from these things. They will ruin your life, especially heroin. But i'm here to have Blitzo help me with it, too. But... fuck, guess i have to come back another time."
Curly couldn't help but cover Cody's ears. "Watch ya language." he said. "There's a kid in here."
"I hate to break it to you, Curly, but... i don't think anyone cares about cussing down here in Hell. So it doesn't really matter." Barbie pointed
"Yeah, but he's still a human kid." said Larry. "In this kind of place, he might turn into a murderer or a serial killer when he grows up if he's more exposed to these kind of things, Barbie."
"And everyone knows that those people end up in prison, usually forever! And saying prison is not fun would be an understatement." Moe had a look of dread on his face.
"I won't be a murderer or a serial killer!" Cody protested. "I've only got grounded twice in my life. And i've seen many things that told me to never kill anyone out of fun. I'm one of my teacher's favorite students and hardly get in trouble for anything."
"Right, you're a goody two-shoes."
"Well... i'm not that either." said Cody.
"just saying. Anyway, when will Blitzo come back?"
"Hard to say." Cody admitted
The elevator opened to see Stolas and Octavia coming to greet the boy. "Oh... it's you again." Via recognized Barbie.
"You're Blitzo's sibling, right?" said Stolas
"Yep, it's me again." Barbie rolled his eyes. "I wanna talk to Blitzo."
"About what?" asked the Goetia prince
"She says she needs his help in trying to lay off this drug... hero drug, or whatever?" Cody blabbed
"Heroin?" said Octavia
"Yeah! That's right."
"That's none of their business." Barbie whispered to the boy. But it was too late, the damage was done, and the cat is out of the bag. "Ok, i need his help and i don't know if i can even face hin much anymore since i have been acting like a total-" she looked at the boy. "A jerk that hated him so much"
"Come now, i'm sure Blitzo loves you to pieces." said Stolas "you are his sister and he would never hate you."
"just apologize to him and tell him your problem or whatever."
"I will as soon as he gets back down here." Barbie sighed. "But, Satan knows how long it will take for him to get back down here." She crossed her legs impatiently.
"Look, i'll just text Blitzo that you want to see him so he'll know" Cody pointed.
As the boy did just that, Octavia asked: "who are you three anyway?"
"The Three Stooges." Cody smiled
"Wait, the actual ones?" Said Stolas. "I've heard of yor slapstick comedy skits that you accomplished all those years in the past."
"They are quite an accomplishment, your highness." Said Moe. "Though being famous is not easy. There are ups and downs being in show business, especially if your bosses are extremely difficult to work with."
"I know how that feels." Barbie rolled her eyes as she was reminiscing about her shitty father in her circus days. "My dad is a ringmaster and... he's a piece of work. A drunk miser at heart. Telling me and Blitzo that we should be more like Fizz."
"oh yeah." Cody remembered. "Blitzo told me that he loved Fizz."
"Yeah, but he only loves Fizz as a capital miser loves money, or a racer loves his car."
"I met him, so i believe you." Cody pointed.
if you or a loved one has an addiction to these kind of substances like: heroin, cocaine, alcohol, fentanyl, meth, or any of these drugs, please get help and do anything you can to avoid these dangerous substabces
