"He is! He is the Messiah"!
"NOW FUCK OFF"!
"…How shall we fuck off, oh Lord"?
Snickering in amusement as she grabbed another slice of pizza, Loona playfully nudged her laughing companion in the back as she commented on his cinematic choice.
"Got to hand it to you kid. I had my doubts, but this is pretty fucking funny".
Earning a slightly cheeky smile from snake eyed wizard, who had successfully managed to convince her to let him choose the next movie after he had won the right to pick the first one, the gray furred Hellhound released a snort as Harry proved that he was in no immediate danger of turning into a mini Moxxie.
"I told you I knew what I was talking about. Next time I'm over we have to watch Black Adder. It's weird seeing Mr. Bean in a role where he he's actually the smartest guy in the room, at least after the first season, but it's a funny show. Better than some of the trash the Yanks tend to produce".
Agreeing with the black haired Brit, for she to preferred the dry wit of British humor to the style that was currently in fashion in America, Loona soon sported a small smirk as she thought of an idea that would undoubtedly piss off the Imp couple if they learned what she was about to do.
"You might have a point there kid. But tell me, have the Double Ms let you watch any of the…funner stuff that is produced in Hell? And I'm not talking about the kiddy stuff that would be rated at least PG-13 on earth".
As expected, her question caused Harry to shake his head.
"Not really. I mean, there was this one time where I watched some fluffy six armed Demon was using a fireman's pole for dancing, but Moxxie quickly turned it off when he began to take off his clothes".
Deciding not to reveal the precise nature of what he had been watching, even if he had been fortunate enough to only see the beginning of the spectacle that was Hell's most popular porn star, Loona decided to proceed with her so far successful plans to ensure that Harry did not turn out like their adoptive fathers.
"Then provided you can keep a secret, I think it might be time to introduce you to one of my favorite films. But first a question. Have you ever watched, or heard of the film series Mad Max"?
Receiving a nod from the young wizard, Loona felt her smirk broaden into a full out smile as she proceeded to search for the prized video.
"Well the film I have in mind, while similar in nature, is loads better than what any human can devise. More violence, more swearing, and most importantly, more badass vehicles. There is the odd….romantic scene, but if you promise to keep your eyes closed and your ear's covered when I tell you, and promise not to tell your par…I mean your guardians about this unless I say it's okay, then we can watch it together. Sound like a deal".
Having expected Harry to take a moment to think about this before agreeing, the female Hellhound let out a bark of laughter as her smaller companion proved that he was developing the necessary skills that were essential when dealing with some of the more powerful denizens of Hell.
"I suppose. But only if we can get an order of barbeque wings to go with it".
Having no problem with this deal, if only because the kid was asking for something that she would have ordered anyway, Loona nodded her head in acceptance before plopping back onto the couch.
"Sure kid. With Blitz footing the bill, you can have whatever you want".
….
Groaning in pleasure as he successfully managed to bring their fourth round to a satisfactory conclusion, though he would have to take some supplementary aids to lend strength to the bruised deflating organ that was currently being milked by his wife's love tunnel, Moxxie released a tired, but nonetheless satisfied sigh as his equally sweaty wife cuddled into his sides.
"That was amazing Sweetie. You really know how to show a girl a good time"
Chuckling as he felt Millie's lips press into his cheek, the white-haired Imp ran a finger lovingly done her nude back as he showed a side of him that his coworkers rarely got to see.
Confidence.
"What can I say, Honey. I'm an Imp of many talents."
And as expected, this boast managed to cause his wife to shoot him another sly seductive smirk.
"I'll say. Definitely not a baby wiener haver."
Unsure if he should frown at the reminder of his boss's insult, or smile at the fact that his wife was making it clear that she was more than satisfied with his…size, Moxxie settled for a small smirk as he felt Millie shift in his arms.
"How about I go get us something to drink? We still have a few hours before we have to pick Harry up, and I for one want us to be as hydrated as possible while we make the most of the few hours we have left."
Eagerly nodding his head as he watched his wife leave the bed with nothing but a smile, Moxxie waited until he was alone before he reached for the small bottle that would ensure that he was ready to go by the time Millie returned.
Covering the grinning visage of Valentino with a finger, for even if he had to rely on his products Moxxie wanted to limit the amount of contact he had with that particular Overlord, even indirectly, the white-haired Imp instantly froze as he heard a sudden noise.
Quickly hiding the bottle in a vain attempt to keep Millie from discovering he needed help in keeping up with her stamina, Moxxie felt his panic morph into relief as he saw that the noise hadn't originated from the opening of his bedroom door.
However, said relief quickly turned into suspicion as another creaking sound drew his attention towards the cabinet that stood in the corner of the bedroom.
Eye's narrowing as he stared at the battered piece of furniture, Moxxie was about to turn away from it, convinced that he had simply allowed his paranoia to get the better of him when he heard the low, yet unmistakable voice of someone who he really didn't want to see right now.
"Come on Millie. How long does it take to get a glass of water?"
Moxxie wasn't sure which was worse.
The fact that his boss had been secretly watching the more physically intimate moments of his employees. Or the fact that his initial reaction to this discovery was more resigned than enraged.
"Sir. Is that you?"
And as expected, the answer he got was both informative and lacking in honesty.
"…Nooo".
Growling in frustration, Moxxie quickly moved to grab one of the loaded pistols he kept hidden in his nightstand.
Only to discover that not only had the weapon been taken, but that in its place stood a water pistol.
"Really Moxxie? That was your hiding place? Rather predictable if you ask me. Though considering Millie regularly deprives you of oxygen with either her mouth or her…lady parts, suppose you can be forgiven for not thinking clearly."
Shooting his now revealed boss a look that made it quite clear that he did not appreciate THAT particular piece of commentary, Moxxie soon adopted a smirk as he noticed something that Blitzo had not.
"I suppose your right sir. But even if 'quality' time with my wife makes it difficult to think straight, I did remember something that you've clearly missed."
His words earning a dismissive scoff from the older Imp, it took all of Moxxie's willpower not to laugh as Blitzo continued to dig his grave.
"Really Moxxie? And what would that be? I mean as a courtesy I ignored messing with your little 'helper' pills. And I deleted the video where I caught Millie begging you to stick a dick up her ass while you were busy paying mouth service."
Click
"Mind explaining to me what your doing here sir?"
Laughing at the nervous expression that was currently adorning his employer's face as he realized that Millie, who had thankfully put on a robe before making her appearance, was behind him with one of her more…explosive weapons, Moxxie felt his amusement disappear as Blitzo proved that he was more than just a clown in a suit.
"Well, the thing is Millie that I..HEY LOOK OVER THERE!"
While he wasn't fooled by such a ploy, sadly the same could not be said for his wife whose momentary loss of focus was enough for Blitzo to not only get out of the line of fire but also open something that had only ever been used on the odd mission where they needed to first knock out their target before killing them.
And as his eyes started to droop from the effects of the knock out gas, Moxxie could only utter one thing before darkness took him.
"I really hate you, sir."
…
Despite the fact that she and her daughter hadn't exactly gone out of her way to follow some of the rules that existed in the Good Book, for their living situation hadn't exactly done much to prevent them from either stealing or being jealous of their neighbors, that didn't mean she and Abby deserved to sentenced to Hell.
Yes it wasn't exactly the place her childhood preacher warned her about. If anything Hell closely resembled the seedier neighborhoods that existed in most American cities.
But considering her violent actions had been in the defence of her child, who had sadly been old enough to understand the reason why they had chosen a life of poverty instead of living with the asshole who held no hesitation in treating his daughter like he did his wife, Karen thought that the their eternal punishment greatly outweighed their crimes.
The only plus side was that unlike on Earth, the majority of people, or should she say Demons, down here seemed to be more honest about their intentions.
Even though it had only been a month since her arrival, the damned mother had lost track of the amount of times her body, reshaped into something that only furry loving perverts would find attractive, had been openly leered at by the uncouth masses of Hell. Not to mention the very public slaps on her rear, unwanted groping her now fur covered breasts, and daily offers to have some 'fun' in darkened alleyways.
She suppose it could have been worse.
Her employer, a rather foul mouthed crow Demon who had been looking for a bartender that could mix drinks, look good in a tube top, and possess the ability to determine when a customer should be cut off, had talked about what could have happened if she had been forced to sell her body to make end's meet.
And considering the stories she had heard about what a certain overlord did to his hookers if they failed to perform to his standards, she counted herself lucky that dealing with horny clients was only part of her job rather than it's primary focus.
Still, the fact remained that her current circumstances were caused by a jealous controlling asshole.
And thanks to her decision to change the channel, not that it would help since every channel was showing a porno, she finally had an idea of how she could make that son of a bitch suffer.
"When you want somebody gone
And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals".
…
"Well, don't you two look like hammered crap."
While she managed to keep herself from doing more than glare at the currently smirking Hellhound, not that it was hard to do since her head felt like it was on the verge of growing an extra pair of horns, her husband lacked the same self-restraint.
"Shut up Loona. We're not in the mood."
Nodding her head in agreement with Moxxie's words, Millie felt herself flinch with mild shame as Loona continued to remind them of their failure as parents.
"And yet clearly that wasn't the case last night. Lucky for you that our place has a pullout couch. Otherwise, the kid would have spent the night listening to you two guzzling down that pansy ass shit you seem to like. And then had to deal with the shame that you are a lightweight."
Knowing that her canine co-worker was right, even if she couldn't recall having THAT much alcohol, Millie was saved from saying anything thanks to the rare sight of their boss coming to their aid.
"Now Loony be nice. I don't think they need any more reminders of their nightly…indulgences. Soooo…why don't we all grab a cup of coffee and move on with our day alright?"
Flashing the gently smiling Blitzo a grateful look, and accepting the offered cup of coffee from a concerned-looking Harry, the black-haired Imp nodded her still pounding head.
"Great idea boss."
"Yeaaahhh. That's actually rather considerate of you sir."
Shooting a slightly chastising look at Moxxie as he proved that he was still well enough to treat their boss like he had done something wrong, Millie found her attention wandering elsewhere as their employer as he entered his 'humble' mode.
"What can I say Mox, I'm a considerate guy. And you two should be fortunate enough to have me looking out for you. I mean, not every boss would go the extra length to stage a blackout drinking binge to cover the fact that I was watching you crazy kids going at it."
"….you what?"
Ignoring the horrified expression that was currently being worn by her husband, as well as Blitzo's false look of innocence, so that she could devote her full attention to the lightly scaled wizard, Mille shot him a small smile as she tried to apologize for her actions.
"I'm sorry about last night Harry. We honestly didn't expect to have at far with our alone time. I hope you at least had a good time with Loona and Blitzo."
Her question bringing a bright, if slightly guilty smile to Harry's face, as well as a slight look of embarrassment to a certain Hellhound's the female Imp wasn't sure if she should smirk or cheer at Harry's continued…development.
"Uhuh. We had pizza, watched a bunch of movies from Earth and Hell. And-"
"Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. You watched movies that were made in Hell?"
Doing her best to smother her concern, a task that was rather difficult since she knew that Hell's major movie studios rarely, if ever, took the time to consider what was child-appropriate, even by demonic standards, Millie's released a grateful sigh as Loona answered that particular question.
"Don't worry I chose one of the tamer ones and made sure that he couldn't see or hear the scenes where it shows how brats are made."
Showing her gratitude with an appreciative nod, which merely earned her a raised eyebrow and a snort of amusement, the female Imp could only giggle as Harry continued the retelling of his unexpected sleepover.
"I also showed Loona some of the spells that Master Stolas said I could practice on my own. It took me only one try to break into Bli…".
"I don't think she needs to hear that part kid."
Shooting the smirking Hellhound a frown for interrupting the emerald-eyed wizard, though Millie could tell that Harry wasn't exactly bothered by it, Millie was prevented from commenting further thanks to the reminder that this was a place of business.
"Is this I.M.P.?"
…..
Annnnnd that's another chapter. Hope you all enjoyed it, and thanks once again to Darksycthe Drake for editing this story. Also recommended that you read some of his work.
And while I enjoyed the latest Helluva Boss episode, I will not be incorporating one element from that episode in my story. That element is the fact that it is now established that Blitzo did not adopt Loona when she was a child, but rather a few months before she was 18. Doesn't really take away from Blitzo being a good guy treating a Hellhound like his daughter instead of a pet, but I feel that it would be better if Blitzo had memories of Loona as a puppy (the story Turn Back time by TalosLives best reflects this.
Soooo, because this is fanfic/I like the back story better/found other stories and art work to be adorable, I will keep writing under the premise that this is not the case. Hopefully you can all forgive me lol.
And now to comment on the segments.
1st one is simple enough to explain. More Harry and Loona bonding moments. This time eating Pizza, watching Monty Python Life of Brian (came out in 1979 so even if its still the mid-late 1980s, it IS a credible film choice lol) and Hell's version of Mad Max. These fluff moments do serve a purpose beyond Loona and Harry relationship (whatever form it takes) building. It's also making sure that Harry becomes more normal/get used to the society that he is now part of. And what better way then watching films that are violent or mock a certain religion XD
2nd segment…well…..don't think I need to go into too much detail since this is basically Blitzo managing to get caught AFTEER Moxxie and Millie have gone for a few rounds XD. But since I don't really see him getting out of there/ensuring that only Moxxie has it in for him, gave him a way to escape lol.
3rd segment….pretty straight forward since I am setting up for the next job. I admit that some of the inspiration came from watching The Invisible Man and Sinister 2. At least the part covering the relationships.
And 4th segment….not really much to say here since its mostly just wrapping up what happened and preparing for the new.
Anyways, hope you all enjoyed this. Plz review/check Darksycthe Drake's stories.
Til next time.