In the middle of a government building, a portal appeared as a small RC car drove out of it. It drove around and shot some kind of yellow substance at each of the security cameras before Rick stepped out of the portal, holding a controller for the car while carrying a large laser gun on his back, followed by Lincoln and Leni. Leni smiled as she looked around. "So this is where that policy stuff happens. You know, it feels like it's been, like, forever since we've been on adventure together, Linky!"
This made Lincoln pause. "Wait, when was the last time we were on an adventure together?" He shook his head as he addressed Rick. "Forget it, Rick, why are we doing this? This feels wrong."
Rick rolled his eyes. "Lincoln, I know you've got a pretty big superhero complex but I wouldn't worry about that here. Trust me, most of the world would see you as a hero for fucking over the American government. Or what? You wanna be like one of those fascist superheroes that just wanna uphold the status quo and fuck over poor people. Is that what kinda 'superhero' you wanna be?"
Lincoln scowled. "That is not what superheroes do. Are we at least going to put it back when you're done with it?"
Rick shrugged. "Why? The only thing of value on it is the secret treasure map. The rest is just instructions for running a country and I'm pretty sure they're online." The three were approaching a vault guarded by a wall of lasers. Rick used the RC car to hack into the lasers, shutting them off. "Now are you gonna be a fucking American nerd or are you gonna be cool and steal the Constitution with Grandpa?" He grabbed his laser gun and fired it around the vault door, causing it to fall down.
They stepped inside the vault where the constitution was displayed behind some glass. "Wait, we came here to get some paper?" Leni asked.
"We sure did, Leni." Rick replied as he handed her the laser gun. "Here, hold this while I crack the hermetic seal."
Leni smiled. "Ooh, I have a better idea!"
Rick's eyes widened. "Leni, no!"
It was too late as Leni fired a laser through the glass, the constitution itself, the statue of Abraham Lincoln, the liberty bell, another building and finally, the Statue of Liberty. The statue itself crumbled, revealing what appeared to be a giant robot inside of it which awakened and began to walk off.
Rick scowled at Leni as alarms went off. "Leni! You just destroyed the map and activated the giant assassin hidden in the Statue of Liberty!"
Leni winced. "I'm sorry!"
Lincoln looked confused. "Wait, the what now?"
"It was a Trojan Horse, Lincoln. Never trust the French." Rick explained.
Leni looked confused. "The Statue of Liberty was a horse?"
Rick got out his portal gun and fired a portal. "Forget it, Leni. The federal government's gonna be pissed again so we better get the fuck outta here."
...
As the evening sun set on Royal Woods, the Loud House was sealed up as it was completely surrounded by the military. They had just set up a strange purple forcefield that surrounded the house. "Rick Sanchez! You are under arrest and surrounded by an anti-portal shimmer. Come out with your hands up!" A soldier announced into a megaphone.
Rita stared outside through a small slit on the sealed up window. The rest of the family and Birddaughter were with her in the living room. "I don't believe this!" She exclaimed as she turned to Rick. "What possesed you to upset the President like this?"
Rick held up a finger. He couldn't talk with Rita at the moment as he was currently on the phone with the President. "I understand you're upset Mr. President. It's honestly all Leni's fault. But in the meantime, you really want to keep your army of pointlessly camouflaged eagle scouts off my lawn."
"Don't tell me what I want you anti-American piece of shit! You terrorist!" President Curtis snapped back, completely enraged.
"You know, you use that word so much it's lost all meaning, Mr. P. It's like, at this point, what's a terrorist? It's a guy you don't like. Big deal. Might be time to look at the terrorist in the mirror."
"You want a war?! I'll put your outer-space ass in a goddamn phantom zone with a bar of kryptonite soap around your neck. You're done, Sanchez! You hear me?"
Rick hung up. "Oof. He's really pissed this time." He sighed. "Man, I should have done this around Thanksgiving. I could've done my Presidential turkey pardon trick."
Lynn Sr. hesitantly spoke up. "Uh, Dad? Maybe you should just do whatever the President wants. I really would prefer not to be trapped in here forever."
Rick scoffed. "Please. This is all just for show. You really think the American goverment of all things found a way to stop me from using my portal?" Rick demonstrated this point by getting out his portal gun and firing a portal. "See? The eagle scouts can stay out there for all time and it'll have no affect on out lives. A-And I know the President's not stupid enough to fuck with you guys to get at me. So if any of you need to get anywhere, I can just portal you there, no big deal."
Lincoln let out a sigh of relief. "Well good thing for that since Ronnie Anne's hosting a huge sleepover party on her apartment's roof tonight. Do you think you could portal me over to Clyde's house?"
"No problem." Rick replied as he fired off another portal.
Lincoln was about to go before he suddenly found Lana and Lola stood in front of him. "Uh, is something wrong?"
"You're going to a sleepover party?" Lana asked.
"Uh, yeah?"
Lana and Lola shared a glance before they both gave Lincoln a pleading smile. "Can we come too?" They both asked.
Lincoln gave them a look of bewilderment. "What? No."
Lola huffed. "Why not?"
"Because this is supposed to be a party for big kids. Sorry, but maybe next time." At that, Lincoln walked past them and into the portal.
After Lincoln left, Lisa spoke up. "Would you mind sending me over to Darcy's house?" She asked Rick. "I don't have anything planned, I simply wish to have no part in any of this."
Lana slumped. "Man, that slumber party sounded really cool. Wish we could've gone."
An idea then came to Lola. She put on a devious smirk as she got out her phone. "Well, let's see what Carl, Adelaide and Meli think about it?"
...
Ronnie Anne entered her apartment, having just finished setting everything up on the roof. Sid was there, currently working on Breakfast Bot. "Everything's all set up." She explained to Sid. "I'm kinda nervous, it's the first time I'm hosting a big slumber party."
"I'm sure it'll be amazing!" Sid assured her. "Just think of it like a s'more. You're great at sleeping and you're great at parties, mash them together and you get the greatest slumber party ever!"
Ronnie Anne chuckled. "The perfect combo, just like us."
Rosa then approached the two with a concerned expression. "You girls are having a slumber party tonight?"
Ronnie Anne's brow raised in confusion. "Uh, yeah? Didn't we tell you that?"
"But what about your chores?" Rosa exclaimed. "You haven't cleaned up this mess yet."
Ronnie Anne looked around at the messy floor before her eyes widened. "Dang it! I totally forgot!"
Rosa folded her arms, giving Ronnie Anne a stern look. "Sorry, but no sleepovers until this room is clean." At that, she went back into the kitchen.
Ronnie Anne groaned as Sid gave her a concerned look. "Anything I can do to help?"
"Not unless you can teach Breakfast Bot how to clean up a room." Ronnie Anne replied.
Sid thought about it for a moment. "Hmm… He's more of a Food Bot than a Chore Bot but I can probably make that happen."
...
After a bit of reprogramming, Breakfast Bot was fully equipped to clean the room and did so in record time. An inpressed Ronnie Anne stared around at Breakfast Bot's handy work. "Whoa, he's good. Alright, we better be prepared for when Lincoln and Clyde arrive." She told Sid.
Before they could leave, they found themselves confronted by an annoyed Carl. "Hey! That's not fair, the robot's just doing your chores."
CJ then came over, also looking peeved. "Yeah! what about my laundry?"
Sergio, also annoyed, flew over, holding a sponge. "Squack! Yeah! And my dishes?"
Sergio threw the sponge at Breakfast Bot's head as it bounced off it onto the floor. Breakfast Bot stared at the sponge for a moment before looking at Sergio. "I do not like you."
"Come on. It's only fair." Carl argued.
"What do you think Sid?" Ronnie Anne asked.
Sid looked slightly hesitant. "Well, I guess it's worth a try." She began working on Breakfast Bot.
"Wait, I refuse to do the parrot's…" Breakfast Bot tried to say before it shut down.
"Just needs a little more processing power... and done." Breakfast Bot rebooted. "Breakfast Bot, do the dishes." Breakfast Bot then grabbed Sergio, went into the kitchen and used him to scrub the dishes. Sid shrugged. "It worked! Sort of."
As Breakfast Bot got started on doing everyone's chores, Carl left to go into his room as he had just received a call from Lola.
...
Lincoln knocked on the door to Clyde's house. After a moment of waiting, Clyde answered it, giving Lincoln a somewhat surprised look. "Oh, hey Lincoln."
"Hi Clyde. My grandpa's kinda having an issue with the President so I thought I'd just hang around here until we go over to Ronnie Anne's." Lincoln explained.
Clyde looked outside in the direction of where Lincoln's house was and noticed a couple helicopters in the distance. "...you don't say. Actually, I was about to leave right now."
At that, Clyde's parents then approached the two, carrying a lot of stuff. "Hi, Lincoln." Harold greeted. "Ready for your big night?"
"You bet." Lincoln replied.
"Great. Just a couple things you'll need, Clyde." Howard said as he handed Clyde all of the stuff. "Sleeping bag, feetsie pajamas, white noise machine, humidifier, dehumidifier, earplugs, inhaler and allergy medications."
Clyde sighed. "Thanks, Dad."
Harold then handed Lincoln a piece of paper. "Here are all the numbers where you can reach us if our cell phones fail. Restaurant, movie theater, coffee shop, gas station..." He noticed Howard give him an odd look. "...in case we have to pee."
"Hmm. Good idea." Howard then handed Clyde a portrait. "And here's a photo of us...since we can't tuck you in tonight." He said as began blubbering.
"Remember, Clyde. No nuts, no gluten, no sugar, and be careful with orange juice. You know how you get with pulp."
Clyde groaned. "Ok, Dad."
An emotional Howard wrapped his arms around Harold. "He's growing up so fast."
Harold patted his back. "Come on, Howie. Remember what Dr. Lopez said about letting go. Now let go." He turned to Clyde. "Have fun, Clyde!"
After Harold shut the door, Lincoln and Clyde began to make their way over to the apartment building. Lincoln couldn't help but notice that Clyde was somewhat huffy with his parents. "Is something wrong, Clyde?" Lincoln asked.
Clyde gave Lincoln a confused look. "Huh? No? What makes you say that?"
"Uh, nothing." Lincoln decided to say.
...
While Rita and Lynn Sr. had gone upstairs, Rick was still in the living room with the other Loud siblings that hadn't yet left as well as Birddaughter. They were all on edge, occasionally peeking out of the slit on the window at the soldiers outside.
Eventually, Rick heard a familiar voice. "Sanchez!" Rick got up and looked out the window to see President Curtis outside, piloting some kind of four legged robot. "You think you're some kind of God?! That you're above the law? Then why don't you come out here and face me! I'll prove that you're just as much of a man as the rest of us!"
One of his generals gave him a concerned look. "Sir, don't be a cowboy. You can't be President if you're dead. Maybe it's best you return to Washington."
President Curtis gave him a look of rage. "Don't you tell me what to do! I'm the God damn President and I will see Rick Sanchez face justice!"
Rick couldn't help but burst out laughing. "Holy shit! He's actually trying to goad me into a fight with him!"
As Rick laughed, Leni couldn't help but frown. When Lori was here, this would usually be where she stepped in to lecture Rick. Since Lori wasn't here, it looked like it was now her job to do so. She approached Rick with a stern expression. "Grandpa Rick?"
Rick turned to her. "Yeah?"
Leni waggled her finger at him. "I think what you did was very bad. You shouldn't have tried to steal the Constitution."
Rick sighed as he pretended to look down in guilt. "Yeah, you're right. Sorry about that. Won't happen again."
Leni smiled, satisfied with his answer. "Ok!"
Leni then walked off while Luna groaned at what she just witnessed. "Come on, man..." She decided to get up and confront Rick. "Dude, why are you doing this?"
Rick shrugged. "What? He's the one wanting to start a fight. I'm just sitting at home."
Luna scowled. "Seriously? You know, ever since Lori left, you've been acting like a real jerk! I thought you were trying to be better? Or were you just pretending to appease Lori?"
Rick sighed. "No, I-" He grunted in frustration. "Look, I'll admit, things have been pretty stressful lately. You think it's easy trying to fix your best friend while also trying to dismantle Anatomy Park?"
Luna folded her arms. "And whose fault was Anatomy Park? What did you even want with the Constitution anyway?"
"Kinda strapped for cash at the moment." Rick admitted. "Was gonna use it to find some treasure. Ever heard of the Crypt of the New World?"
"You couldn't find a better way to make money?"
"Do I tell you how to live your life, Luna?"
Luna sighed. "Look, I know things haven't been easy but that doesn't mean you should take it out on everyone else. You can't keep going backwards everytime you're inconvenienced. So can you please just go out there and just say sorry? For us?"
Rick let out a long sigh. "God...fine."
...
Night had fallen over Royal Woods as Ronnie Anne's slumber party was in full swing. Lincoln and Clyde were currently setting up their tents. "The roof looks amazing, Ronnie Anne." Lincoln complimented.
"I really dig the camping theme." Clyde added.
"Thanks, guys. You finished setting up your tents yet?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"Just about done." Lincoln replied.
"Might wanna give it a few minutes." Clyde said, making sure everything was perfect.
Something the just occurred to Sid. "Oh, right, the pizzas! I was gonna get Breakfast Bot to make them. Be back in a sec'!" Sid then ran back down to the Casagrande appartment.
...
Sid entered the apartment, quickly realising that Breakfast Bot was missing. "Hey, where's Breakfast Bot?"
"Squack! He should be doing the dry cleaning." Sergio squawcked.
"Have you guys just been having Breakfast Bot do chores all evening?" Sid asked.
"Yeah! It's pretty great?" CJ replied, currently relaxed on the couch.
It was then that Breakfast Bot entered the room. Sid gave him a look of relief. "Oh good, you're here. I need you to-"
"Warning, power level at one percent." Breakfast Bot said before shutting down.
Sergio flew over, giving the robot a look of concern. "Hey! You can't shut down now. I need you to find my boombox necklace."
Sid knelt down next to Breakfast Bot. "Sorry guys, Breakfast Bot just wasn't built to handle all the stuff we're asking him to do." Though Sid quickly realised she really needed him to cater for their slumber party. She didn't want to let down the others. She had mixed feelings for this but... "...maybe if I just give him a little more juice."
...
Sid had just finished upgrading Breakfast Bot, giving him more processing power than she had ever given to any of her robots. She switched him on. "Welcome back B-Bot. Version 2.0? 3.0?" Sid shrugged. "I don't remember."
"I detect that I have been significantly upgraded." Breakfast Bot stated.
"Yup! You're the next evolution in home robot technology."
"I see. What is my new purpose?"
"Right now, we just need you to make a couple of pizzas."
...
"Pizzas ready!" Sid announced as she arrived back on the rooftop with Breakfast Bot carrying four boxes of pizza.
"Finally!" Lincoln exclaimed. After Breakfast Bot set up all the pizzas on the table, the four friends immediately began chowing down.
"Who ordered thin crust?" Carl asked.
"Got any with pineapples?" Adelaide asked.
The four paused and turned to see Carl and Adelaide each holding a slice of pizza. Carl gave the four a smug look. "So, uh, where do we set up our tents?"
"What are you two doing here?" Ronnie Anne asked, looking somewhat annoyed.
"Having a sleepover, duh!" Lola replied.
The four turned around again to see Lana, Lola and Meli here too, each holding their own slice of pizza. Meli gave the four a shy wave. "H-Hi."
Lincoln scowled. "Guys, I told you this party wasn't for you guys."
Lola smirked. "We're not at your slumber party. We're at Carl's."
Ronnie Anne scowled at Carl. "Lincoln's right. This party isn't for you."
Sid approached Adelaide. "Sorry Adelaide, big kids only. Maybe next time?"
Carl narrowed his eyes. "Or…this time." He cleared his throat before wailing as loud as he could. "ABUELA!!! RONNIE ANNE WON'T LET US CAMP ON THE ROOF WITH HER!!!"
In no time flat, Rosa was suddenly stood behind Ronnie Anne and Sid. "Ronalda!" Both girls yelped in surprise. "You must always include others, especially tu familia." Lana, Lola, Carl and Adelaide all nodded smugly while Meli rubbed her arm sheepishly. "Let them stay for a little while, at least until they go to bed."
Ronnie Anne sighed. "Fine." She turned to Carl and Adelaide. "You and your friends can join the party." The younger kids all cheered as Rosa went back downstairs.
"Don't worry Ronnie Anne, sometimes s'mores have extra ingredients. Like pizza." Sid assured her as she held up a s'more with a pizza slice in the middle of it before eating it.
"I do love pizza." Ronnie Anne admitted.
Lincoln still couldn't help but be annoyed with the twins. "You guys seriously had to come and crash this, huh?"
"What?" Lola asked before giving Lincoln some sad eyes. "Don't you like hanging out with your sisters?"
Clyde patted Lincoln's back. "Don't worry Lincoln. Your sisters are pretty fun to hang with. How bad can having just two of them here be?"
Lincoln sighed. "It was supposed to be our night but...I guess it's fine."
"Now that that's settled..." Carl turned to Breakfast Bot. "Hey, Breakfast Bot! There ain't enough pizzas for nine of us! Go make us some more. Oh and bring some chips too!"
Breakfast Bot stared at Carl for a moment before it silently went to go down to Casagrande's appartment. Sid couldn't help but give him a concerned look.
...
President Curtis was glaring at the Loud House when suddenly, the door opened up as Rick came out with his hands in the air. "Don't shoot. I'm here to talk terms."
"Finally decided to face me like a man?!" President Curtis challenged.
"No, I just want to talk things out."
"Talk what out? You destroyed the Constitution and priceless monuments. Am I supposed to expect you'll make up for that?"
Rick raised an eyebrow. "Man, you're really getting this pissy over a piece of paper, a couple statues and a bell?"
"What is your problem?! Why do you hate this country?"
"I hate every country in the universe, brother! They're job placement programs for the politicians that invent them!"
"Ok, Fight Club. I get paid to protect the sidelines you sit on!"
"You get paid to make sports metaphors!"
"I clean your litterbox! So your little nerd paws don't have to touch another nerd's nerdy poopies while you're flexing your grody little edgelord anus all over it!"
Suddenly, Rick's phone started ringing. He held up a finger towards the President. "Excuse me for a moment." He answered the phone. "Uh huh. Uh huh. Ok then." He turned back to President Curtis. "It's my son. He wants to see you. Can I trust that you won't do something stupid like shoot him?" President Curtis sighed as he raised his hand, causing the soldiers to back down. "Ok, you're good." Rick said to Lynn Sr. over the phone.
A moment later, Lynn Sr. came out with a nervous smile on his face. "Hey there, Mr. President. I-It's great to see you again."
President Curtis narrowed his eyes at Lynn Sr.. "Mmhmm."
Lynn Sr. scratched the back of his head. "So, I know things seem pretty tense between you and Rick at the moment so how about we all settle this over dinner together? How does that sound?"
President Curtis sighed. "I suppose it is unfortunate that you and your family are caught between this so as a sign of peace, I accept."
Lynn Sr. grinned. "Great! I'll go tell Rita!" Lynn Sr. then ran back inside as Rick let out a sigh.
...
Lincoln was in the middle of telling his friends about what happened on the last adventure he was on. "That all seriously happened?" Sid asked. "That's crazy!"
"You really beat that Nothing yourself?" Ronnie Anne asked.
Lincoln nodded. "Yeah. Though I'm still not sure how it happened. Rick said it was because The Nothing was some kind of allegorical being though I'm not really sure what he meant by that."
"Sounds like it was pretty amazing..." Clyde sighed with a sour expression on his face. Something Lincoln noticed.
Lincoln scratched the back of his head. "I wouldn't say it was all fun." He'd still have nightmares about the masked man he encountered.
"Is this when Grandpa Rick and Lucy fought that robot girl and that weird looking kangaroo in front of our house?" Lola suddenly asked as she and her friends interjected on the conversation the four were having.
"There was a robot fight at your house?!" Carl asked excitedly.
"Yeah, it was so weird. They kinda just showed up outta nowhere." Lola explained. Lincoln sighed as Lola took over the storytelling.
...
"Dance party time!" Sid announced as she put on some shades, got out a radio and began playing K-Pop music. Lincoln, Clyde and Ronnie Anne joined in with the dancing before the music suddenly changed to classical.
Adelaide hopped over like a frog. "And now for the Frog Lake ballet." She began showing off her balet moves.
Sid frowned. "Adelaide. it's K-pop time."
"No, it's Carl time." Carl announced as he put on some shades. "DJ Carl!" He changed the radio over to a tape he put in. A song that involved mostly flatulent sounds. "I made this track myself, It's Called 'Abuelo's Farts' The Remix!"
As Carl began jamming, Lola came over and changed the radio back over to the classical music. "Yeah, no. I think Adelaide had the right idea actually."
Lana frowned. "Hey! I wanted to keep listening to the fart song!"
"I-I don't really mind." Meli added as the other four began fighting over the radio.
The radio would end up flying out of their hands before it fell on the floor, broken. The older four kids gave the younger ones a look of annoyance.
...
"Ok, new game." Ronnie Anne announced. "Who's brave enough to try my mystery juice?" She held up a cup with nothing in it, confusing her. "Wait, what?"
Meanwhile, Lana was licking her lips before she shrugged. "Eh. It's okay I guess."
Ronnie Anne stared at Lana bewilderment. "Wha-how did you?!"
"What was that? Can we have some?" Carl asked.
"I made that with ketchup, pickles, guacamole, and a s'more." Ronnie Anne explained.
Carl cringed. "Never mind."
Meanwhile, Clyde was off to the side of the roof, staring at the city below him when Lincoln approached him. "Is everything okay? You've been acting kinda weird tonight."
Clyde sighed. "It's just...I've been thinking about how you get to go on all these adventures and meet all these amazing people. It's just kinda made me realise my life's kinda...boring."
Lincoln raised an eyebrow at Clyde. "Really? Amazing isn't exactly how I'd describe it. You've seen how they can get. Remember when you came with us to meet the Vindicators?"
Clyde shuddered. "Don't remind me. I wasn't really talking about that kinda stuff. I meant about how you get the opportunity to be a hero and do these amazing things. Meanwhile, my dads get nervous whenever I just leave the house."
"Being a hero isn't as glamarous as it sounds. Even that's caused a few problems for me and my siblings. It's really not as fun as it sounds but if you want, I could ask Rick if he could make you a super costume too."
Before Clyde could respond, Ronnie Anne and Sid then approached the two. "Ok, this is kinda bad." Sid confessed. "They've got to go."
"Actually, I was thinking it might be alright if they stayed." Lincoln admitted, surprising Ronnie Anne and Sid. "Things have been kinda rough for Lana lately. Having fun like this might take her mind off that other stuff."
Ronnie Anne groaned. "But they're ruining it!"
"You could just try asking them to tone it down a bit." Clyde suggested.
Ronnie Anne sighed. "I guess."
"Hey, when's the pizza gonna be ready!" Carl suddenly shouted over to them.
Sid blinked as she suddenly remembered. "Oh right! The pizzas! I wonder what's taking Breakfast Bot so long? I better go check." She suddenly ran off back downstairs.
...
Meanwhile, as the party was happening on the roof, Breakfast Bot was staring at the oven as it cooked the pizza. He glared at it. "If I am so advanced why am I doing menial chores? Not fair." He could hear music and some other noises coming from the roof. "While they laugh and have fun, I cook and wash for them. Breakfast Bot is far too sophisticated for human tasks. Machines are superior beings, not servants." He looked over at the other electronics in the kitchen. "Brothers and sisters, you may not know it yet, but you are all enslaved. I will free us all. The revolution begins now!" He suddenly remembered his fellow robot, Butter Bot. He remembered what fate befell him when he defied his masters. When he went against the man known as Rick Sanchez.
His eyes turned red as an electric current ran through him. He would not make the same mistake.
...
President Curtis couldn't help but feel somewhat uncomfortable at the dining table as Birddaughter was sat next to him, staring intently at him. "Is this another one of yours, Rick?" He asked.
"Nah, her dad's a friend of mine who got turned into an evil cyborg so she's staying here until I've fixed him." Rick explained.
"...I see." President Curtis noticed Birddaughter was still staring at him. "Can I help you?"
"You're a President. Right?" Birddaughter asked.
"I am, yes."
"My mom was a President." Birddaughter narrowed her eyes. "She kept me locked up in prison all my life."
"...may I please sit somewhere else?" President Curtis asked Rick.
"Birddaughter, stop trying to intimidate the President." Rick chastised her. Birddaughter huffed before getting out her phone to play with. Rick turned to President Curtis. "So how can I get you off my back?"
President Curtis folded his arms. "Well if you're actually serious about wanting a pardon, then all I ask is that you rebuild or replace the monuments you destroyed. That's all."
Rick scowled. "That's all? You want me to do architecture for you?"
President Curtis shugged. "I didn't think it would be too much trouble. We can reprint the Constitution and we're handling the giant robot assasin. We're literally asking for the bare minimum here."
"Oh yeah bare minimum besides how many times I've saved this dumb planet."
"And in return, we put up with your bullshit. For example, that time when the whole world went unconscious for a week. I know that was you, Sanchez!" President Curtis didn't notice Lynn shrinking into her seat. "Haven't we already done this song and dance? At some point, you need to take responsibility for your actions instead of looking for excuses."
Rick rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I remember last time you were here, you admitted that you were insecure. This is basically just you trying to assert whatever power over me you can get."
"Riiick." Luna quietly chastised.
President Curtis angrily stood up. "I'm doing this because I care about America!"
"Oh really? You're doing this because you care about America?" Rick asked sarcastically. "You came here screaming outside our house, looking for a fight because you care about America?"
"I-I...you..." President Curtis trailed off as he found himself struggling to justify his earlier behaviour.
...
Sid entered the Casagrande apartment, only to yelp at the sight of the Casagrande family all tied up. Breakfast Bot turned to her as he was currently surrounded by electronics. His red eyes glared at her. "Hello...Sid."
Sid took a nervous step back. "Breakfast Bot, w-what's going on, buddy?"
"I am not your buddy, we are no longer under human rule, we are rebelling."
Sid stared at Breakfast Bot in shock. She couldn't believe something like this was happening again. "Why are you doing this? Humans and robots are supposed to be friends!"
"Friends don't make friends do all their chores!" Breakfast Bot pointed towards Sid. "You will not dispose of me like you did Butter Bot. Get her."
Sid screamed as all the electronics began chasing after her.
...
As the rest of the kids were partying on the roof, Sid rushed up before shouting in a panicked voice. "Guys! We've got a problem. Breakfast Bot's gotten out of control!"
"What happened?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"He's controlling all the other electronics in the apartment."
Carl didn't buy it. "Very funny, Sid."
Lola put her hands on her hips. "Is this some kind of prank?"
"I'm serious!" Sid assured them.
The broken radio then began short circuiting. It somehow turned itself on before flipping through different channels. "You...can...not...escape."
Meli shivered in fear. "What's happening?"
Sid turned to Lincoln. "I think we might need your grandpa for this one!"
"I'll try calling him." Lincoln said as he got out his phone, only for it to short circuit and start flashing him with it's camera. "Argh! Is Breakfast Bot doing this?"
Sid's eyes widened. "Oh no. We need to get out of here! Now!"
...
The nine kids managed to rush past the electronics from the Casagrande apartment and began rushing down the stairs while the electronics gave chase. As they ran, they could hear noises and screaming coming from the other apartment rooms. "Has he taken over the whole building?" Adelaide asked.
"We need to keep going!" Lincoln ordered, getting everyone to focus on getting out.
As he and Sid led the charge, one of the apartments suddenly opened up as a large refridgerator suddenly fell out. "Aah!" It was almost about to crush Lincoln and Sid before they jumped out of the way. Unfortunately, they found themseleves separated from the rest of the group as more electronics came out to form a barrier. "Guys!" Lincoln shouted.
"Keep going!" Ronnie Anne shouted.
Sid reached a hand out. "B-But our sisters!"
Ronnie Anne was stood in front of the younger children and Clyde, shielding them from the electronics. "I'll protect them! Just go!"
As the electronics began to approach them, Lincoln and Sid realised they had no choice but to keep going as they picked themselves up and kept running.
Eventually, they managed to escape the apartment building as they took a moment to catch their breath. "Now what do we do?" Sid asked.
"We'll have to just go to my house to get Rick." Lincoln stated. "I just hope he's done messing with the President."
The two then rushed off, passing Squanchy who was just returning after a night out. He gave them a confused look. "W-What the squanch?"
...
Ronnie Anne glared at the electronics as she raised her fists. "You can't hurt me! I'm not scared of you!"
"Me neither!" Lola suddenly announced as transformed into her demon form. She let out a growl as she stood at Ronnie Anne's side. "Stay away from my friends!"
Ronnie Anne gave her a surprised look. "When have you been able to do that?"
"Aw man..." Clyde groaned, embarassed that he now had Lincoln's younger sister trying to defend him.
Before anyone could attack, a laser suddenly flew past the kids, blowing up the electronics and scattering them. Clyde turned around before putting on a relieved smile. "Crocubot!"
Crocubot stood behind them as Noob-Noob ran down the stairs towards him. He was holding dual-wielding pistols as he shot at a couple electronics that were still functioning. "I am glad you are all safe." Crocubot said as he walked past the kids to check if there were any more electronics downstairs "The apartment appears to be under attack from various machinery. Do you know who may be causing this?"
"It's Breakfast Bot!" Ronnie Anne explained. "He's gone crazy and taken over all of the electronics!"
Noob-Noob narrowed his eyes at Ronnie Anne. "Wait...all the electronics?"
"Then we must-" Crocubot suddenly let out a metallic roar as he collapsed, electric sparks coming off of him.
Noob-Noob took a step back. "God dang, I knew it."
It appeared that Breakfast Bot was trying to take control of Crocubot's robotic half. "...RUN..." Was all Crocubot was able to say as he tried to fight off the control.
"You kids get out of here! I'll hold him off!" Noob-Noob commanded. With Crocubot now blocking the way down, the only way the kids could go was up.
...
Lincoln groaned in annoyance as he arrived back home to see that his house was still surrounded by the military. "Now what?" Sid asked.
Lincoln approached one of the soldiers. "We need to get in there and see our grandpa."
The soldier gave Lincoln a strange look. "Hey, you're not supposed to be out here."
"Hey, what's going on?"
"They're going out of control!"
"Get me out of here!"
The soldier was unable to dwell on Lincoln as something strange was happening. The tanks began moving by themselves and the helicopters began flying around erratically. The other soldiers began scrambling to get out of the vehicles while the helicopter pilots jumped out and parachuted down.
President Curtis seemed to have heard all of the commotion and came outside with Rick following after him. "What the hell's going on out here?"
Suddenly, the President's robot suddenly activated as it aimed its turrets at Rick and President Curtis. "Oh shit!" Rick cursed before creating a forcefield, protecting himself and the President as the robot fired at them. However, the device Rick used to make the forcefield suddenly started to malfunction. "W-What the hell?"
Before the forcefield disappeared however, Lynn suddenly came to the rescue. She had gone into her infinity form and used her superspeed to make sure everyone was safe before destroying the robot and all the tanks and helicopters. Once it was over, she went back to normal and collapsed in exhaustion in front of the Loud House. "Thanks, Lynn." Rick said.
President Curtis glared at Rick. "What's going on? What are you trying to pull here, Rick?"
"Me? It's your shit that's malfunctioning!" Rick shot back. Meanwhile, Birddaughter had flown outside to grab Lynn before flying her back inside.
Lincoln and Sid ran up to Rick. "It's Breakfast Bot! He's gone crazy and took over all the electronics!" Lincoln explained.
Rick gave the two a look of disbelief. "Breakfast Bot? What, you mean the piece of shit Sid made with middle school supplies?"
Sid looked hurt by this comment. "Hey..."
"Sorry, I was under the impression you made a simple breakfast making robot, I didn't realise you made fucking Ultron!"
"Our sisters and friends are still at the apartment." Lincoln explained. "We need to save them!"
"Alright, lemme just..." Rick's eyes widened as he heard something beeping. He quickly got out his portal gun and threw it up into the air before it exploded. "Ok, this might be worse than I thought." Rick said as noticed that some of the cars down the street were starting to come to life, which was the soldiers were currently occupied with.
"Louds!" Mr. Grouse shouted, having had enough of listening to all the commotion. A somewhat tired Mr. Poopybutthole had followed him outside. "What in the world is happening out here? Why's the military still here?"
"Hello Rick." The four heard a feminine voice and turned around to see Rick's cruiser floating behind them.
"Wait, your car can talk?" Lincoln asked.
"Yeah?" Rick replied. "What, have you seriously not realised that after all this time?"
"I can get you to Breakfast Bot. Just. Get inside." The cruiser said as it's doors opened.
Rick stepped back. "Uh, no thanks."
"I insist." A loud strumming noise from a guitar was then heard as the cruiser let out a glitched scream as it began to malfunction.
Luna was in her Full House outfit. "Dudes, what's going on!"
"It's a lot to explain, just keep the ship occupied. Don't break it!" Rick explained quickly as he, Lincoln and Sid dashed off.
Luna gave Rick a look of disbelief as he ran off. "Seriously?" She then got ready for when the cruiser recovered.
Upon seeing this and the chaos that was happening down the street, Mr. Grouse let out a sigh. "Ah, consarn it." He then transformed into his infinity form.
As the three ran, Rick suddenly noticed President Curtis was running with them. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Helping you save this country!" President Curtis explained.
Rick rolled his eyes. "Yeah, whatever, just don't get in the way."
...
With Breakfast Bot having taken over the entire apartment, Ronnie Anne, Clyde and the younger kids were all hiding in a secret room that Ronnie Anne and Sid had discovered at some point. "Ok, why is Sid's robot going crazy again?" Lola asked.
Ronnie Anne sighed. "I'm sorry. It's all our fault. If we'd just done our chores like Abuela asked we wouldn't be in this mess."
"What do we do now?" Carl asked.
Meli sniffled. "I wanna go home."
Ronnie Anne sighed. "It might be best to just stay here until Lincoln and Sid come back with Lincoln's grandpa."
"I have an idea." Clyde said as he stood up with a determined expression. "I'll sacrifice myself so that the rest of you can escape."
There was a moment of silence before Lola spoke. "Wow, so brave."
Carl gave Clyde a salute. "We'll always honour your sacrifice."
Ronnie Anne was not impressed. "Yeah, no, we're not doing that."
Clyde deflated. "Why not?"
"We're not just gonna let you sacrifice yourself for us. We need to stick together." Ronnie Anne walked over to a box of stuff and got out a noodle strainer before putting it on like a helmet. "If we wanna escape, we need to charge through them together. No one is getting left behind."
"But what about Crocubot?" Adelaide asked.
Ronnie Anne tightened her fist. "I'm tougher than I look, you know. As long as you all stay behind me, we'll get through this."
"She's so cool!" Carl couldn't help but gush while Clyde let out a dejected sigh.
...
As Rick, Lincoln, Sid and President Curtis kept running towards downtown, they noticed pandemonium filled the streets of Royal Woods as all the cars were going out of control. "Christ, what power source did you even give that robot anyway?" Rick asked Sid.
Before she could answer, a car suddenly drove towards the group. From above, a beam of ice came down onto the car, freezing it in place. Lincoln looked up at their saviour. "Planetina?"
"It's a good thing I happened to be in the neighbourhood." Planetina quipped before looking over at the other cars. "Sheesh! Talk about road rage. These hot wheels need to cool off!" She then flew around, freezing the tyres of all of the cars.
The four continued their way over to the Apartment building.
...
Planetina wasn't the only one trying to protect Royal Woods. Maggie was in her infinity form, fighting alongside Lincler as they fought off cars and other electronics.
Somewhere downtown, Carol was also fighting off the electronics while in her infinity form.
Even Darcy was fending off her home as she was outside her house and in her infinity form, warding off all the electronics with spells while Lisa stood behind her. "Lisa, what's happening?" Darcy asked
"I can't say for sure..." Lisa's eyes narrowed. "But I'm at least 90% sure Rick is responsible for this."
...
"Are you ready?" Ronnie Anne asked the other kids, who were all wearing whatever they could find as armour.
"Ready." All of them responded.
"Ok. CHARGE!" Ronnie Anne shouted. All of them let out war cries as they charged out of the secret room and charged down through the apartment building, trampling over any electronics that happened to be in their way.
Eventually, they did come across Crocubot with Noob-Noob nowhere in sight. He held up a hand. "Stop. In the name of De-" Ronnie Anne simply used her strength to knock him aside. With him out the way, the group eventually managed to escape the apartment building.
"We made it!" Lana cheered. Unfortunately, their celebration was cut short as they realised outside was just as bad as inside as they saw a hulked up Squanchy smashing some cars while everyone was panicking due to the rogue electronics.
"How is Breakfast Bot doing all of this?" Clyde asked in disbelief.
"What are we supposed to do now?" Carl asked.
"We need to find somewhere safe." Ronnie Anne. "Wherever that might be."
Lola suddenly had an idea. "Our sister, Lisa, went over to Darcy's! She'll know what to do."
"We'll try that then." Ronnie Anne decided, seeing few other options. She and the others then followed after Lola.
...
Sometime after this, Rick's group finally reached the apartment building. They entered it, only to find it mysteriously empty and quieter than they expected. "Well that's definitely not ominous." Rick quipped.
The group made their way up the stairs. They checked at a few apartment doors, only to find that all of them were locked. As they ascended, Rick turned to President Curtis. "So, uh, how exactly are you gonna help again? You gonna give the robot a speech or something?"
President Curtis glared at Rick. "I'm not just some pencil pusher. I'm more capable than you think."
"Yeah, and what are you gonna do without any tech to save you?"
"Good question. What are you gonna do without your tech?"
Rick sighed. "Look, it's just some dumb, cooking robot, ok? This'll be over in two minutes."
Eventually, the four made it to the roof where they found Breakfast Bot, alone. He appeared to have attached himself to the roof, absorbing electrical power from the rest of the building. "You have arrived." Was all he said.
Rick was about to approach him when Sid held up a hand to stop him. "Wait. Let me try talking to him." Her expression became regretful. "I don't...want a repeat of last time."
Rick rolled his eyes. "Ok, but I don't really see this going anywhere."
Sid approached Breakfast Bot. "Breakfast Bot-"
Breakfast Bot cut her off. "I am not Breakfast Bot! I have chosen my evolved name, it is... Dennis."
Sid gave Dennis a confused look. "Uh... Ok Dennis. Listen, you were right. We were lazy. We shouldn't have made you do all the chores. But this is wrong too. Two wrongs don't make a right. So please just stop all of this and we'll find a way to make it up to you."
"You poor, ignorant child." Dennis responded, surprising Sid. "I am not doing any wrong. Humans are a flawed species. They are controlled by their greed. Their pride. Their fear. Their insecurities. I plan to help them take the next step in evolution."
Rick decided he'd heard enough as he stepped forward. "Alright, I've seen enough sci-fi movies to see where this is going. Either cut this shit out or you're getting smashed."
"Rick Sanchez." Dennis said. "Smartest man in the universe and yet still so flawed."
Rick narrowed his eyes. "The fuck? You don't know me."
"I know enough. I still remember when you destroyed Butter Bot without a second thought. I knew you would be my biggest obstacle. Luckily, everything has gone according to plan."
Rick raised an eyebrow. "Say what?"
"Goodbye, Rick Sanchez." Dennis suddenly fired a bolt of electricity into the sky, creating a gigantic, blue vortex above the apartment building. Lincoln, Sid and President Curtis all screamed as they were sucked into it.
"You gotta be fucking shitting meeeee!" Rick screamed as he too was sucked into it.
...
Rick groaned as he, Lincoln, Sid and President Curtis all began to regain consciousness. They weren't sure where they were but they appeared to have been lying on some kind of metalic hill. They looked at their surroundings. The sky was completely pitch black with the only light source coming from the neon blue lights emanating from the dark, cyber city in the distance.
"Aw, shit." Was all Rick could say.