"You're expecting me to be holding these farts in that I specifically held back in for the entire purpose to be releasing later on in a nonstop manner? Ha! Now that is a good joke if I ever heard one, but they don't sound anywhere close as well like my flatulence does!" Melody said with her willingly farting directly at you the reader upon having her plump poltergeist pooter firing out reeking scents that could knock anyone nearby dead in an instant. "I'm going to make these stinkers reek with the Pianissima guarantee of stinking spooky! You better take it in before I reset everything again so I can do this on your nose~!"