by Abbi IKillPeopleAskMeHow:
Yo, Babe.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Hi.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You make it to Atlanta OK?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: And?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: ?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: And that's all you had to say?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: "Yo, Babe?"
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: No.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Well?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: ?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: What else?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Do you watch The Apprentice?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: The show with Donald Trump?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: No.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Is it good?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: It's okay.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: America's Next Top Model is on. I think Tyra's had some work done.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Probably.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Her boobs are starting to sag.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: What are you doing?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Researching.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Researching…?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I meant, what are you researching?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I know what you meant.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Oh.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Is it one of those things you can't tell me about?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: More or less.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Then why bring it up?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Good question.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Pretend I didn't.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: OK
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: You're right.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Tyra's boobs are sagging.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: They so are.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You're looking at Tyra's boobs?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: No.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Is that what you're researching?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Drop it, Babe.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Fine.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: What are you doing?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You don't want to know.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Tell me.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: No way.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I can pull up the feed from here.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Don't you dare.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Tell me and I won't have to.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You first.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Babe.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Ranger.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Nice thong.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: But the dress code is black, not purple.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Asshole!
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I told you not to do that!
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I give orders. I don't take them.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Fine. You can take this then.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: You're flipping off the wrong camera.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Turn around.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: No, the other way.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Shit.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Nice bra. Is it new?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Yes, it's new.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I like it.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Lula and I went shopping today.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Take it off.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You wish.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Take it off, Stephanie.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Absolutely not.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: No.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Why not?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I know all about cybersex. It's a hands-on deal.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: And I don't want to go blind.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Go blind?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: From doing that sort of thing.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: What sort of thing?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You know.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: That sort of thing.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: No.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I don't know.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: You should tell me.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Preferably in detail.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You're a sick man.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I am aware.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You ever do that sort of thing?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I'm thinking of doing that sort of thing right now.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: But I have to get you out of that thong first.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: When will you be back?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You can get me out of it then.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Tuesday.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: But if I leave now I can be there in ten hours.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I have to be in court at eight.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Too bad.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Yeah.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Stephanie?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Yes?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I can still see you.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: You'll go blind for doing that.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I'm going to bed.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Maybe you should call me.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Good idea.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Very good.
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