by Abbi CodenameRex has signed on.
CodenameRex:
you need to keep your human away from my human.
Auto response from BobLikesPie: Lick, lick, lick.
CodenameRex: lick your balls some other time, dog. i'm not through with you.
BobLikesPie has returned from away.
BobLikesPie: Bring it on, hamster. I have shits bigger than you.
BobLikesPie: And you need to keep your human away from my human, too.
CodenameRex: my human won't listen to me. every time i tell her to do something, she drops some food in my bowl and makes kissy sounds.
CodenameRex: i'll be like, 'stephanie, there's a strange man in your apartment, and he has a gun,' and she'll be like, 'la la la, have a bean, la la la.'
CodenameRex: wtf is up with that?
BobLikesPie: She's two slices of bread short of a sandwich, if you ask me.
CodenameRex: god. is everything food with you?
BobLikesPie: Yes.
BobLikesPie: Have you ever tried those little packets of stuff that come with shoes?
BobLikesPie: Those are good. Taste a little like bottle caps.
BatCat has joined the conference.
BatCat: Shut up, both of you.
BatCat: And keep your humans away from my human.
BobLikesPie: Who the hell are you?
CodenameRex: i think it's fluffy
CodenameRex: that you, fluffy?
BobLikesPie: Who the hell is Fluffy?
BatCat: Yes, it's me.
BatCat: Fluffy.
CodenameRex: ranger's cat.
BobLikesPie: Ranger has a cat?
BobLikesPie: named Fluffy?
BobLikesPie: lol.
BobLikesPie: That's classic.
BobLikesPie: "I'm a bad-ass bounty hunter." Grunt, grunt. "I carry a gun and a knife. By the way, have you met my PUSSYCAT?"
BobLikesPie: ROFLMAO!
CodenameRex: ignore him, fluffy.
BatCat: I will.
BatCat: For now.
BatCat: Now I want you two to listen to me.
BobLikesPie: So, what kind of cat are you?
BobLikesPie: Calico? You sound like a calico.
CodenameRex: ignore him.
CodenameRex: go on.
BatCat: We need to get our humans away from each other.
BobLikesPie: Omg.
BobLikesPie: Are you long-haired?
BobLikesPie: Tell me you're long-haired.
BatCat: I'm not long-haired.
BobLikesPie: LOLOL.
BobLikesPie: A bad-ass bounty hunter…with a Persian.
BatCat: I said I'm not long-haired!
BobLikesPie: That is too sweet.
BobLikesPie: Hey, your profile says you're 94.
BobLikesPie: and Canadian
BobLikesPie: and a DUDE!
Warning for BobLikesPie 10:15:41 AM You've been warned by BatCat. Your warning level has increased from 0% to 20%.
BobLikesPie: Hey!
BobLikesPie: What'd you do that for?
BatCat: Are you going to listen to me, or what?
BobLikesPie: Jeez.
BobLikesPie: Don't get your fur in a bunch.
BobLikesPie: I was just having some fun, FatCat.
Warning for BobLikesPie 10:18:22 AM You've been warned by BatCat. Your warning level has increased from 20% to 40%.
BobLikesPie: I meant BatCat.
BobLikesPie: STOP IT!
CodenameRex: that's enough, you guys.
CodenameRex: i gotta be off here before stephanie gets out of the shower.
BobLikesPie: I was just having some fun.
CodenameRex: let's hear it, fluff.
BatCat: As I was saying…
BatCat: Ever since that Stephanie chick stayed at the Haywood office, Ranger's been acting weird.
BatCat: I don't like it.
CodenameRex: same here.
BobLikesPie: Joe's been acting weird, too.
BatCat: And I think it's because our humans are spending too much time with each other.
BobLikesPie: Yup.
CodenameRex: agreed.
BatCat: Well, what are we going to do about it?
BatCat: We can't just let this keep on and on, you know.
CodenameRex: you got a plan?
BatCat: I think we should have them neutered.
BatCat: I hear that takes care of a lot of problems.
CodenameRex: lol.
BatCat: I dunno what we'd do with the car bomber, though.
BobLikesPie: Omg.
BobLikesPie: No.
BobLikesPie: I am not neutering my human.
BobLikesPie: Only a cat would suggest something like that.
BobLikesPie: A GIRL cat.
BatCat: Well, that's all I can come up with.
BatCat: If you can come up with something better, I'd love to hear it.
BobLikesPie: Anything's better than being NEUTERED.
CodenameRex: hey, i think maybe i got something.
CodenameRex: i don't know about the guys, but stephanie really hates it when people get hurt.
CodenameRex: so maybe one of us should get sick.
BatCat: How sick?
CodenameRex: real sick.
CodenameRex: and then their human would have to take care of them.
BobLikesPie: I volunteer the cat.
Warning for BobLikesPie 10:27:56 AM You've been warned by BatCat. Your warning level has increased from 40% to 60%.
BobLikesPie: STOP DOING THAT!
Warning for BatCat 10:28:14 AM You've been warned by BobLikesPie. Your warning level has increased from 0% to 20%.
BatCat: Keep it up, dog, and I'll make sure you're constipated for a month.
BobLikesPie: I'm shaking in my fur.
CodenameRex: stop it, guys.
CodenameRex: stephanie stopped making noises. the water will be off soon.
CodenameRex: i gotta wrap this up and get back on my wheel.
BatCat: I think the dog should eat a sock.
BatCat: The Siamese next door ate a sock once.
BatCat: She said it was real painful. But her human had to stay home with her for a week.
BobLikesPie: Ha!
BobLikesPie: Shows what you know.
BobLikesPie: I love socks. I eat a sock a day.
BobLikesPie: And I've never had any problems getting them out, if you know what I mean.
BatCat: That's disgusting.
BatCat: You still with us, Rex?
CodenameRex: i'm still here.
CodenameRex: i'm too small to eat a sock.
BatCat: Maybe you could nibble one.
CodenameRex: i don't think that would work.
BatCat: Well, I'm not eating a sock.
BatCat: Have you seen one of Ranger's socks? They're huge.
BatCat: And I'm on a special diet.
BobLikesPie: But he's got a kid, right?
BobLikesPie: A little girl?
BobLikesPie: You could eat one of her socks.
BatCat: Shut up, dog!
BatCat: We're not supposed to talk about the D word!
BatCat: That's top secret!
BatCat: You're not even supposed to know about that!
BobLikesPie: I'm not supposed to know what goes on in the alley between the bail bonds office, either, but I do.
CodenameRex: what happens in the alley between the bail bonds office?
BobLikesPie: Ranger and Stephanie make out there.
BobLikesPie: A lot.
CodenameRex: they do not.
CodenameRex: do they?
BobLikesPie: They do.
BobLikesPie: We're talking full-on groping, hamster dude.
BobLikesPie: You'd think they were playing vet.
BatCat: You are so crude.
BobLikesPie: I'm a dog.
BobLikesPie: It's my job.
CodenameRex: water's off. gtg.
CodenameRex has signed off.
BobLikesPie: Guess it's just you and me, FatCat.
BatCat: Guess again, butt-licker.
BatCat: And I am not eating a sock!
BatCat has signed off.
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