by Abbi MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason:
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MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Hello?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Ranger?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Um.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I'm here.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: 38 minutes later...
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: ;-)
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I was in the shower.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: for 38 minutes?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Oh
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Where are you?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Trenton?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: No.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I'm still in Atlanta. There was a complication. I'll be home in a couple days.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Anything going on I need to know about?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Nothing comes to mind.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I heard about your wedding.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: lol.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: yeah
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: where did you hear that?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Tank?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Lula?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Tank.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: lmao
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: What'd he say?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: He sent me a text message.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: STEPH PREGNANT/ENGAGED
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Omigod! roflmao! what did you do?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Hang on.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: ./154/379773796_e4896db470_
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: It's loading.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Omigod.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: RANGER! OMIGOD!
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: OMIGOD!
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Steph, calm down.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Was anyone hurt?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Are you okay?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: No.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Omigod.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Omigod, Ranger.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Omigod.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Was that the complication?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: More or less.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Omigod.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Ranger.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Omigod.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Babe.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Calm down.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: It's just a car.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Ranger.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: We both know that is not just a car.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: That is your favorite car.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You love that car.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You named her
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You gave her a surname.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You hyphenated it with your own.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Steph.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Stop.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I really don't want to talk about this right now.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I'm sorry.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: It's okay.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I feel horrible.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: It's not your fault.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: It kind of is.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: No, it isn't.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I still feel bad.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Don't feel bad.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I can't help it.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Are you sure you're okay?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I'm fine.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Fine, fine? Or flesh wound fine?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Somewhere between the two.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Hmm.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Question.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I was wondering if you could settle a bet between Lula and me.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I will try.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Okay.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Babe... the question?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Okay.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: So, Lula says you'd kill Diesel if you thought we were really engaged, and not just sorta engaged, like that time with Joe.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You wouldn't really kill him, would you?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Ranger?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Would you?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Hello?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Maybe.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Is that a joke?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: You should put an emoticon after it if it's a joke. Like this... ;-)
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I can't tell otherwise.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: It wasn't a joke.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: ?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Explain.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Diesel would be hard to kill.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: But you'd try?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Let's just say I came up with some pretty good ideas while I was waiting on the tow truck.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Such as?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Dismemberment
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Castration
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Submersion in sulfuric acid
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Wow.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Harsh.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Which reminds me: when is Morelli getting back?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: ;-)
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: smart ass
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Babe.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: brb
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Ok
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: back
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Do you ever watch Animal Planet?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: No. Is it a TV show?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Um, it's a TV channel.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Like the History Channel
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: or The Learning Channel
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Food Network
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: but it's all animals
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Food Network? LOL
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: What's wrong with Food Network?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: lol. Nothing. Just doesn't seem like something you would watch.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I like food.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: you would like it more if you tried it sometime
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Tell me about Animal Planet
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Okay.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I'm watching this show.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: It's about iguanas (sp?)
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Iguanas is correct.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Okay.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: the male iguanas spend all day masturbating
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I'm in shock.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Why?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: they spend something like 17 hours/day getting off
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: you don't think that's weird?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: It's not weird.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: It's in their nature.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: When I die, I want to come back as an iguana.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: LMAO!
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: something tells me it wouldn't be a huge change from your daily routine
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: and anyway, you're not allowed to die
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: ever
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Nice to know.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: But I'd have a longer tongue.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Steph?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: U;n gere,
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Ungere?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: I'm here.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: sorry
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: typng with onehand
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Doughnut?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Steph?
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: no
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: youll bbe back on tgursday/
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: Yes
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: goo
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: god
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: good
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: ranger/
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: hello?
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I need a shower.
MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: you just had a shower
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I need another one.
IKillPeopleAskMeHow: I'll talk to you later
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MyCarsGoPoof4NoReason: Love you. Be careful.
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