Thus, after I procured the 504 tomatoes, got a beacon to 999 after explaining the situation to him and the little blob being serious for the first time since the clone of him was made by 914, it was time for me and 017 to proceed to the jet, where Doctor Harper was waiting for us... and when she saw that 017 was with me, she looked scared, but I eased her after.

"She agreed to help me get to the Scarlet King's chambers while he's asleep, as it'd be much smarter to go after him where he is as of current... he's underneath of the Krakarov Volcano, deeper than the magma chamber," I explained, which Harper looked at me and then at 017, which she then sighed.

"If she tries anything against you, me, or anyone we're joining with, then I'll be in big trouble, got it?" Harper frowned, me nodding as 017 then simply took up residence in a bright area of the jet and, instantly, the jet zoomed us to the volcano in question, me and 017 exiting along with my containers of joke-hating tomatoes. And after exiting onto the ground and seeing that this area was filled with darkness, 017 immediately engulfed me into her body... and about 5 seconds after doing so, I then was exiting her body in a very dark cavern... but I had on night-vision goggles, so I was able to see the big baddie right in front of me. And yeah, he was big. He was at least 12 meters in height, roughly 39 feet tall! A giant of an opponent for sure! And he was sound asleep, me seeing actual dream bubbles above his head that had the sights of a ton of different SCPs... but get this. All of them were based off of horror movie and game monsters from fiction! And it made me surprised, but it did make sense.

"Okay, time to bring all of the others into the place," I said, me then hitting the button... and all of the SCPs immediately entered the location! And upon doing so, every single one of them were able to see each other due to the burning man's flames!

"Eep... big allies, h-huh?" asked 204, her protectors getting antsy at seeing the dangerous members alongside of us and for 682 to look at 055 and hiss after.

"You again... let's just get this over with," 682 snarled as I then looke at the burning man specifically.

"Burning man, time to light this place up and burn this big bastard!" I said, the fiery man then going towards the Scarlet King's sleeping form and proceeding to laugh like a maniac as he proceeded to set the big lug on fire! And afterwards, the king immediately woke up in fury and anger as he proceeded to get burnt very badly! And then he noticed our group as the tank then shot a round at his face, making it get a big hole in between the eyes, but he wasn't affected by it!

"ATTACK!" I shouted, everyone in the group then proceeding to go and attack in their own ways.

The first to note was the telekinetic combination of 166 and 6101. Between their combined minds, they were able to spin the king's body from afar to deter any close-range attacks he tried to make on our more squishy teammates like myself and 204. And during this, 204's protectors immediately rushed in and proceeded to gobble up tons of pieces of the Scarlet King's legs, which I was surprised to see that they were starting to reform at about 2 minutes into this!

"Regeneration? Peh, let me show you why I'm better at that!" 682 growled menacingly as he then quickly adapted to the situation and proceeded to spit out a special kind of acid that covered the torso of the king and nothing else! After it touched, the torso was immediately eradicated and both ends of the king fell off into two halves, and neither could regenerate again!

"CURSE YOU, BAGANOKKA!" the king shouted in fury, which I looked at 682 and he growled.

"I refuse to be called that disgusting name!" the lizard growled before then slashing its claws against the torso of the King while 017 then focused her appearance on the upper half of the Scarlet King, me smirking at how she was able to devour up to his neck, leaving only his giant head!

"Not small enough yet! I need at most an eye to completewy coat him!" 999 shouted, me then nodding as I then looked at 166.

"166? I need you to force him to make one of the worst jokes you can think of!" I said, her nodding as I then opened up the case of the two tomatoes!

"Got it!" she said as she then went into the mind of the king and he tried to fight it... but he still spoke like a doofus.

"What's heavier?... 8 pounds of feathers... or 8 pounds of silver?... The feathers... because you have to live with the guilt of killing all those birds!" he shouted. And after that? I heard the two tomatoes slap into the king with enough force to break the sound barrier! When this happened, the Scarlet King was only a single eye that glared at me angrily as 999 then finally enclosed its happy juices overtop of the eye, which the eye then growled and tried to escape... before, after 20 seconds, the eye finally closed up and, when this happened, the eye then shriveled up into absolute nothingness!

"Is it... did we win?" 166 asked.

"I think... I think we did it..." 6101 said with a bit of panting, me looking at 682 and him giving me a glare.

"The deed has been done... but now, I feel... weird... much less anger... the king's death must've made me less angry... get me out of this disgusting place," 682 growled angrily, me then giving a reverse beacon to 457 and then pushing the button... afterwards, the place became dark again as 017 then enveloped me again... and whenever I was given sight after about 2 minutes, I saw that she'd spat me out right back in her containment cell and I saw Doctor Harper turn on the lights after to get the shadowy girl to stay put.

"I don't know how you did it, but... you did it. And I also heard that, since the issue happened, 3063 has been entering containment willingly and, during the trek, I'd heard that 682 has become... reasonable. What all happened?" Doctor Harper asked, me then smiling at her as I exited containment of 017 and she then spoke after.

"Can I have some food please? I'm hungry," she said.

"What kind of food?" I asked her.

"Just give me one of those D-bag losers," she said, me nodding at her afterwards.

"I'll tell you while 017 gets a D class for a meal," I said, her nodding as we then proceeded to explain everything that happened in the lair of the Scarlet King. And after explaining everything that happened, I then asked if I could be given access to interviewing each of the SCPs after the incident, starting with me needing to go to 166's room to ask her some questions... but I had to sleep prior to this, as I needed it badly.


When I fell asleep, I saw... something odd. What I saw was that, during the fight I had against the Scarlet King, that a couple of his SCP creations had managed to escape and into the world... and though they were from horror media, due to our fight distracting him with tons of pain, he managed to add only a few notable SCPs, some being safe and others being a bit dangerous, which, when I awake, I'll give them some SCP designations that I'd learned weren't available/faked by the Chaos Insurgency.

SCP-7724

As opposed to being a man who got smaller the more you joked about his height, that SCP never existed and it was basically skipped. And as of now, 7724 is now in the form of a distinct incident that would now be a thing in time similar to my world.

Whenever an episode of the anime 'Magical Girl Minky Momo' would be aired that happened to be either the finale episode where she got ran over, as well as any episode or movie that was created after the fact, it would result in increasingly bad disasters that would afflict Japan

Because of this, and the fact that it would only happen if the event would happen at 30 people for the base and, with every hundred of people after that, the disaster would get worse, we had to delete all of the archives of Minky Momo's finale episode as well as all of the episodes and movies after the fact that were on the internet. But good news, it didn't happen if it was an edited version with an English dub or subtitles in any other language other than Japanese. Because of this, I could only state that this SCP would be a Euclid class.

SCP-1532

The original version of 1532 was a facility that sold humans that wasn't on any map... but this was a front from another group, the Global Occult Coalition, who was not only faking everything, but also forced the SCP Foundation to believe it was real, despite the humans themselves that were delivered being captured and brainwashed.

But since this had been found out from me that it was all falsified information found out 3 years prior to my arrival, I'll now give the designation of SCP-1532 to another SCP, it being the character of Tirsiak from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.

As in, the original version where she was 2-dimensional as opposed to being 3-dimensional in the hd renovation. And despite being 2-dimensional, she was able to exist on the 3-dimensional plane as her own self, just that her appearance would change in the 4 cardinal directions when she turned directions.

She was exactly as she was in the game, her looking to be a 30-year-old woman that had an appearance similar to the Teenage Gaia in 166, but 2-dimensional, able to phase through walls, and, most shockingly, being very understanding and kind to people that she trusted. And she was currently in the taigas of Alaska, her being in a forest that was close by to the location of 804. She'd be easy to contain, but only if the agents that went to contain her would manage to convince her they weren't dangerous and were friends to nature. Because of her nature, but also her issue of being able to phase through walls and her ability to teleport people to the Taiga if she felt like it, her status would be Euclid.

SCP-1541

As opposed to being a drunken god that called and tried to flirt with underage girls (it didn't even exist and wasn't actually a real SCP. My world faked an SCP, yeah), I will now offer to designate SCP-1541 to a horror character that was ACTUALLY dangerous, but only if you ticked him off. It was the Ghost Rider from Marvel Comics, who was actually able to be 3-dimensional, but still had a cartoony comic book look to him, where he still had all the powers he had as the comic version, but he was also a bit underpowered in that he couldn't eat souls anymore... but his pennance stare, hellfire, and motorcycle conjuring strengths were still there.

According to my dream, which I then realized was being given to me by 999 as I felt a bit of comfort afterwards as well as seeing a bit of orange goo, Ghost Rider was currently on his way towards the nearest locale of evil people after being formed at the volcano. And said location? A church dedicated to the Broken God that was planning a ritual to try and bring in their god again, now that the Scarlet King was defeated.

Simply due to the fact that the Ghost Rider was constantly fighting for control with his host, the fact he could switch hosts with a devil deal, and that he was able to burn your soul out of existence as well as being very destructive, I unfortunately had to give him the keter class.

And now that the dream had ended, I had to update all of this with permission from Doctor Harper.