SCP-789XP Game Lingo Experiment Log List.
Experiment 1 Finished: Volume lingo successfully able to reinstate voice in mute subjects. Unmute must be used wisely, as some SCPs may have dangerous effects afterwards.
Experiment 2: Speed Lingo in games.
Test subjects: SCP-131-1, SCP131-2, and SCP-054 (the latter is in a different log that will take place after the log of 131-1 and 131-2).
SCP-789XP: Hey there, little guys. How are you doing?
(Translated text will be given by SCP-789XP)
SCP-131: We're doing good! It's so much fun here! (according to SCP-789XP, every word spoken was by both of the Eye Pods at the same time)
SCP-789XP: Good to hear... hey, listen, the guys in charge want me to do some tests involving speed and specific phrases. It only works to those that hear my voice, so I'll need to ask if we can go to your pen so we can do it without anyone else getting affected.
SCP-131: Okiedokie! Can we get some food after?
SCP-789XP: Of course you can.
(The trio then proceeds two rooms over to the pen that contains SCP-131 when they are in feeding or resting time. After closing the door, the room is then vacated for the test, as instructed by SCP-789XP. He then locks the door to the room and tells the guards that no one will enter unless SCP-789XP requested it. Cameras watch while the test is conducted.)
SCP-789XP: Okay, let's start... the first word on the list is... Fast Forward.
(After this happened, the duo of SCP-131 proceeded to zoom around the enclosure to the point that they were unable to be seen unless used in frame-by-frame state)
SCP-789XP: Okay, okay, stop!
(SCPs 131 then proceed to abruptly stop in place, unable to move from the spot. Despite this, they are able to move in place, but only by turning.)
SCP-131: That was fun! But now we can't move. What now?
SCP-789XP: Okay, the next one is... Rewind
(SCPs 131 then proceed to do the same motion as prior, but in reverse, going fast while driving backwards. And during this, they then went normal speed after and spoke in reverse as well.)
SCP-789XP: Got it, don't use that word anymore... Normal Play Speed.
(SCPs-131 now return to normal and can speak normally and move normally again.)
SCP-789XP: Great, now just one more word left and then you can have some food... Skip.
(After this instance, SCPs-131 proceed to have a similar effect to if a game is experiencing lag. Every time they went forward by a small distance, they then were instantly warped back instantaneously to a previous point by half the distance. And when speaking, they stutter voices as if they are experiencing difficulties in communicating from cell phones).
SCP-789XP: Normal Play Speed... and that should do it.
SCP-131: That was odd, but very cool! Hope we can play together again one day!
SCP-789XP: Hopefully, but for now, time for lunch.
Log experiment between SCP-789XP and SCP-054. During this interview, 789XP is confirmed to be safe, without contraband, and known to be respectful to female SCPs, meaning that 054 would not be hostile towards him. Test to deduce if speed words would also work with liquid-based SCPs
SCP-789XP: Hello? SCP-054? Can I talk to you really quick?
(SCP-054 emerges from her spring in the form of a woman that was described as being similar to Doctor Harper, who is known to be a frequent collaborator with SCP-789XP and SCP-054)
SCP-054: A man? I thought I told them I didn't like men.
SCP-789XP: Apologies, 054, but I'm not here for anything dangerous. I'm not a D-class, I'm not here as a scientist, and I'm not here to objectify you... especially since your form as of current is one of my friends.
SCP-054: Friend, huh? You seem to be keeping your distance, at least. Most men just walk over and try to touch me and vandalize me. Not pleasant at all... you seem to be nice, though, but I ask you to stay a good distance away regardless? I don't trust guys too much.
SCP-789XP: I don't blame you one bit. I hate it when men are rude to people. But, as one of my inspirations once quoted: "There's nothing more badass than treating a woman with respect." (Quote is claimed to be from a character called Mister Torgue from Borderlands 2's DLC)
SCP-054: Really? Whoever said that is a hero in my books... that is, if I could read them.
SCO-789XP: Anyways, I'm a fellow SCP, but you can call me Marcus... do you have a name besides the number?
SCP-054: I do, but nobody is able to pronounce it. It's less of a name and more an act of nature.
SCP-789XP: Got it... anyways, I've been instructed to test a new ability I've discovered with an SCP that is sentient and made of liquid.
SCP-054: An ability, huh? What is it? It better not involve me being touched by you.
SCP-789XP: No, I'll stay a distance away. It's a verbal thing. If I say words based off of video game lingo, people and sentient items who hear it will get an effect to them that applies to the word spoken. As for the words in question, this test is about words relating to words relating to speed.
SCP-054: Speed? Okay, I'm game.
SCP-789XP: Okay, there are a total of 5 words that I need to test. The first word... fast forward.
(At this instant, SCP-054 proceeds to become far more animated with her watery body and begins to evaporate parts of her body at an accelerated rate.)
SCP-789XP: Stop.
(SCP-054 stops evaporating as her body then stays in place, despite her body being partially missing, most of it being from her left half.)
SCP-054: This feels... so weird... not unpleasant, just weird.
SCP-789XP: The next word... Rewind.
(SCP-054 then has a similar effect to SCPs-131 in that the effects that occurred in fast forward are now reversed until she's back to normal body mass and proceeds to speak in reverse.)
SCP-789XP: Normal Play Speed.
(Exact same effect as SCPs-131)
SCP-054: That felt even weirder... this is a very odd, but kind of fun experience! Any more words?
SCP-789XP: Yes, and after I say it and record the results, then I'll say the previous phrase to make you back to normal. Skip
(SCP-054 then proceeds to try and move forward via walking, but has a very similar effect to SCPs-131, where after moving a few inches forward, she then pops back instantaneously by half the distance.)
SCP-054: T-This f-f-fee-eels w-we-eird-d...
SCP-789XP: Normal Play Speed.
(SCP-054 returns to normal and her body is back in the fountain she spawns from)
SCP-054: Well... this was a pretty odd experience... not going to lie, I was a bit scared from the last one, but at least your tests have been fruitful!
SCP-789XP: Indeed. And, since you helped out willingly, you're going to get a treat. I was told you like to have sugar added to your fountain as a special reward.
SCP-054: I do. Sugar water is my favorite. Thanks, mister Marcus... if you want, you can call me anything you'd like.
SCP-789XP: Okay... I think I'll name you... Aquaria. Is that okay with you?
SCP-054: It sounds beautiful... thanks, mister Marcus... and thanks for being the nicest man I've ever met... I still don't trust most of them, but I feel you can be trusted.
Experiment 3: Game Lingo based off of RPG elements
Test Subject: SCP-191
(Notes: Scp-191 was told prior that she'd be meeting with another SCP that could understand her and was going to be undergoing some tests. SCP-789XP is instructed to be gentle with 191 as well as see if unmute or volume up will restore her natural voice afterwards.)
SCP-789XP: Hello there, kid... are you hanging in there?
(SCP-191 looks at SCP-789XP with surprise and then nods and proceeds to have her voice be heard in 789XP's head)
SCP-191: It's hard... are you mister Osmond? The one who wanted to test some stuff with me?
SCP-789XP: Indeed, I am... before we begin, may I ask what your name is?
SCP-191: I'm sorry... I don't remember... doctor took my memories...
SCP-789XP: I see... sorry, then. Anyways, the test is to determine a certain ability I have. Any terms I say relating to video games that are heard by another manifest an effect. I've tested sound-based and speed, so now I'm going to test with RPG-based words... if anything bad were to happen, then I'll make sure to rectify it immediately.
(SCP-191 looks at 789XP in visible confusion, but nods after.)
SCP-191: I don't understand fully, but if I get to talk after, I'll be happy.
SCP-789XP: Okay, the first word... Experience Points Gained.
(After this, SCP-191 looked to gasp audibly, causing a bit of coughing before her words are transcribed by 789XP)
SCP-191: T-That was... so weird! I felt my mind get filled with new information!... I REMEMBER MY NAME! I used to be called Cybil! And the same doctor that turned me into this did the same to SCP-040! And I also remember how to use some of the functions of my body!
SCP-789XP: Okay, seems that word can help gain intellect... makes sense, I guess... ready for the next phrase?
(SCP-191 nods at 789XP) Okay... the next phrase is: Equip
(SCP-191 suddenly gets a random article of clothing placed onto her body in the form of what she described as her favorite color, as well as a wooden sword)
SCP-191: A wooden sword? Reminds me of playing pretend... before I got turned into this freak of nature.
SCP-789XP: You aren't a freak of nature, Cybil. You were taken advantage of by a man that's trying to defy God.
SCP-191: I... you're not treating me like an object? You're a doctor of this place, and you're the first one to treat me this nice...
SCP-789XP: I'm an SCP and an 03 doctor. I have more kindness to my fellow SCPs than the others here... anyways, let's move onto the next phrase: Random Status Effect.
(SCP-191 proceeds to look sick as she happens to cough again. Toxocology reports taken from bile coughed up on the ground reveal she had been poisoned)
SCP-789XP: Oops... um... Cast Heal.
(SCP-191 then returns to normal health as the bile on the ground is carefully collected by SCP-789XP)
SCP-191: That felt awful... anything else?
SCP-789XP: Just two more. Raise Stats
(SCP-191 experiences a brief period of increased muscle and metal mass, which makes her surprised, but impressed at how she was able to move much easier than she was able to prior. She also tests this strength with 789XP at his request and she is able to lift him up with one hand. The effects end after a few seconds once she places 789XP on the ground)
SCP-191: That was awesome! It was as if I were in complete control!
SCP-789XP: Level Up.
(SCP-191, upon hearing this final phrase, has her body and components age up by one human year, which made her gasp after)
SCP-191: I... I'm older?
SCP-789XP: Um... Happy birthday, I guess? That's not at all what I expected from that phrase... anyways, time to test if I can have you speak again.
(789XP proceeds to say unmute. It works and SCP-191 is able to communicate, but rather than speak with her mouth, she's able to speak telepathically as described from a nearby 03 member that was assisting in terms of security.)
SCP-191: I think it worked... I can hear my voice now, but it's coming from my head... you know, like those Pokemon in the movies?
SCP-789XP: Indeed... it seems that every single Pokemon movie needs to have at least 1 Pokemon that speaks with telepathy... would you like to watch a movie at some time? Anyone that cooperates with my tests gets a reward.
SCP-191: I'd love to have a movie night... would I be able to have it with 040 by chance?
SCP-789XP: I'll see if I can pull a few strings. As for the movie, which one would you prefer?
SCP-191: I know it may sound weird... but the Jirachi movie? With the party dance short after the credits.
SCP-789XP: Best short of the lot. Got it stuck in my head for ages, haha! Alright, I'll see what I can do.
(Request for 191 and 040 to share a movie night approved, but only under protocol of being unable to come into contact with each other. They will be separated via a glass partition with air slits in between for communication)
Experiment 4: Gaming Insults
Test Subject: SCP-3009 (Alien Skee Ball Machine)
Though SCP-789XP claims that the SCP's designation had been changed in his origin world to be what he describes as a sentient scam email, SCP-3009 has always been the stupid skee ball machine.
Notes: For this test, SCP-789XP is told to not mention that it is a test involving his own abilities and to enable SCP-3009 in an insult contest to test how it reacts to any kind of insults relating to video games.
(SCP-789XP enters the containment area, where SCP-3009 immediately notices his presence)
SCP-3009: Oh, great! You're the third one to attempt the scoreboards and you'll be worse than them. I can tell by looking at your face!
SCP-789XP: Well, I will not be attempting the scoreboards in terms of skee ball. I actually wanted to offer you a different challenge.
SCP-3009: Really? A challenge other than skee ball? How about no?
SCP-789XP: I bet you'd win regardless, because the challenge is an insult contest.
(3009 immediately jerks its alien head towards SCP-789XP with interest)
SCP-3009: Ooh! An insult contest?! You do know I am known as the insult master, right?! You couldn't last 4 turns, let alone 10!
SCP-789XP: You'd be surprised. My insults happen to have quite the potency. If I make it through 5 of them, I'll consider it a win.
SCP-3009: Go ahead, give it your best shot, child!
SCP-789XP: Eat my dust!
(SCP-3009 immediately gets coated in dust that appears out of nowhere, which causes the alien to cough a bit before the dust dissipates from a cleaning feature the Foundation hasn't noticed prior on SCP-3009.)
SCP-3009: Peh! Nice shot, I'll admit that. But unfortunately, I like eating dust. Take a bath, hippie!
SCP-789XP: Nah. How about I Tea Bag You?
(After this, SCP-3009 gasps as he sees something that is not on the cameras. In an interview after the test, SCP-3009 claims that he was [Data Expunged!]. After 5 seconds, the contest continues)
SCP-3009: Oogh... now I see what ya mean! Powerful insults, not gonna lie! Hit me with another one!
SCP-789XP: Not gonna try anymore? Noob!
(After this, SCP-3009 ends up becoming shocked and at a loss for words for 3 minutes total. SCP-789XP doesn't continue until the effect wears off)
SCP-789XP: HAH! GG EZ.
(SCP-3009 gets angered at this and proceeds to throw one of its skee balls at SCP-789XP, it having no effect in terms of damaging 789XP, oddly)
SCP-3009: I... I didn't mean to throw that, but hearing that insult made me want to attack you out of anger! You're not an everyday player, are ya?
SCP-789XP: Not allowed to say. But I still got three more to go over. Next insult. PWNED!
(SCP-3009 immediately capitulates and gives SCP-789XP the top score of the skee ball machine before realizing what happened and negating it.)
SCP-3009: HEY! That's a cheap move! You can't just force me to give you the top spot!
SCP-789XP: Stay in your lane!
(SCP-3009 proceeds to immediately stop getting angry and looked to be thinking for a few seconds before speaking again)
SCP-3009: That was... odd. I felt peace for a brief few seconds. I don't like it!
SCP-789XP: This is going to be the last one, don't worry. You need Nerfed.
(SCP-3009 immediately looks confused before it then realizes something that happened to itself that is unable to be determined via outside sources).
SCP-3009: Oh, great! You just made the top prize requirement reduced by 30 points! And I can't even fix it! You suck!
SCP-789XP: Good to know. See you another time, and I'll get the high score.
SCP-3009: How about no? You're banned from my game, jerk!
(After this, it is discovered that SCP-3009 has added SCP-789XP's full name to its list of players that are banned from competition, which is only 4 players long including SCP-789XP. But, due to the fact that SCP-789XP is from another dimension, 3009 designates him as 'the immortal Marcus [Data Expunged] Osmond') (SCP-789XP requests his middle name be hidden due to personal reasons)
Unallowed Test due to unintentional containment breach of SCP-414 attempting to steal away 662 for unknown reasons. In such instances, SCP-789XP, if he is in the vicinity, is allowed to do so, but if something bad were to happen, he is to have another person terminate him to activate his revival effect. All instances of anything that would happen with him having alternate accounts of what could have happened are assumed to be true as decided by SCP-645
Testing: To try and stop 414-1 from stealing 662.
6:02 PM: SCP-789XP sees footage of a large group of SCP-414-1 flowing through the halls towards the containment chamber of SCP-662. At this time, SCP-789XP is 1 room away from storage of SCP-662 and the instances of SCP-414-1 are 6 rooms away.
SCP-789XP immediately runs for the room that contains SCP-662, managing to make it to the containment room and go in front of the handbell as SCP-414-1 enter the room via incorporeal means.
SCP-414-1: You are an annoying one, mister Osmond.
SCP-789XP: I should've known you'd know my name... whatever you things are.
SCP-414-1: You say you don't know what we are? Yet you know of our designation as SCP.
SCP-789XP: I may know you're an SCP, but why you do the things you do, what the hell your purpose is, and what the hell you guys are made of is something I have trouble comprehending. (At this moment, SCP-789XP sees that a group of 414-1 in the group are trying to sneak past him). "STOP!"
(After speaking this, all of the instances of SCP-414-1 are locked in place, similar to how it affected SCP-131. And during this process, the group proceeded to turn in place before looking at 789XP as a whole unit)
SCP-414-1: You are making a grave mistake, Osmond. Release us from this spell, or we will affect the whole site with our team on the outside.
SCP-789XP: I'd rather you not. The amount of people that have killed themselves due to your powers are astonishing. You may say you're helping people, but I say you guys have 'Skill Issue'!
SCP-414-1: Your fate is sealed... wait... what? (At this point, it is revealed that the group of SCP-414-1 outside of the facility are attempting to enter, only to get knocked out the moment they try and go through the wall, similar to how a person would get knocked out from hitting their head into a wall at high speeds.) You are annoying.
SCP-789XP: And you guys need to Get Good.
(After this phrase is uttered from 789XP, all of the instances of SCP-414-1 immediately look at each other and cover their hands to their heads. They also proceed to deform each of their extra members until only one remains, which results in the entity looking at SCP-789XP with an audible whimper)
SCP-414: I... I apologize... I have no idea w-why... all the things we did... when you spoke that phrase... we saw all the suffering we caused... we have been so foolish... w-what do you propose we do?
SCP-789XP: Just make it so that they become a little more social than they normally are, but not to the point they become super obsessed with being in human company. And heck, human company isn't the only kind of socialism. You could get them to want a pet that they might like, such as a kitty, a bird, even a dog... all I ask is that you don't give them anomalous animals?
SCP-414: O-Of course... can you let us go now?
SCP-789XP: Play.
(After this, SCP-414 immediately disperses through the walls in a way that they aren't seen by any personnel, D-Class, or SCPs. 789XP then rings 662 and the butler known as Mister Deeds appears to him)
SCP-662-1: I thank you, good sir. If you were a second too slow, then those things would've grabbed me and used me to help spread their influence... I am in your debt. Whatever you want, I shall do for you, even without the ringing of the bell.
SCP-789XP: The only thing I require of you, Mister Deeds, is that you and I enjoy a cup of coffee together to unwind after this.
SCP-662-1: Very good, sir... you are quite humble.
SCP-789XP: Thanks, Mister Deeds.