WARNING: THIS SERIES CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, MASSIVE VIOLENCE, AND SEXUAL THEMES WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Brandon G: Last Time On HTF Survivor, Cuddles Was Taking A Walk Outside And A Thunderstorm Starts And Cuddles Hat Gets Blown Away. But As He Was About To Start To Run Back To His Cabin, A Lightning Bolt Strikes Cuddles, Causing Him To Fly Onto His Back. Snowers Hears Ale Vomiting And She Tells Snowers And The Other People In The Cabin That She's Been Vomiting Like Crazy The Past Few Days, All But Conforming Her Pregnancy. Disco Bear Tells Everyone That Cuddles Was Being Transported To The Camp Medical Center. They All Leave Except Flaky And DB, Because It's Flaky To Be Sick. Cuddles Slowly Opens His Eyes In The Medical Center And Cheyenne Is Surprised That The Strike Didn't Hurt Him At All. Ale Tells Him That He Got A Gift From The God's To Help Defeat Yumi At The End Of The Season, Which Was His Electric Powers From Harmony And MMC X HTF Quickie #5. The Challenge Was Bowling, And Gillian Made Yoyo Lose, Causing Both Of Them To Be Eliminated. But Now, It's Survival Of The Fittest In HTF Survivor Begins As Episode 20 Starts Right Now!
Graphic: A New Chapter Begins…
Graphic: Let The Good Times Roll
(New Theme: Bad Times Roll By The Offspring Plays As The Good Glitches Into Bad)
Lyrics: Oh, baby, let the bad times roll
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, baby, let the bad times roll
Oh, oh, oh
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
Graphic: 30 Castaways
Graphic: Marooned
Graphic: 56 Days
Graphic: One Survivor
(Shows Footage Of Best Moments From The Previous 18 Episodes Until The End Of Corus 1)
Lyrics: We're gonna hang 'em high
We're gonna shoot straight up in the air
This eye is for an eye
No need to ask and no need to care, yeah
Well, don't be thinkin' we're crazy, crazy
When you see all the hell that we're raisin' (Raisin')
Don't be thinkin' we're crazy, crazy
'Cause the truth is what we're erasing
And so I, I'm doing it all for you
I, I'm doing it all for you
Oh, baby, let the bad times roll
Machiavelli flow (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hey, Lincoln, how does your grave roll? (Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Takе what's right and make it wrong
Make it up as I go along
Let mе know when you decide
Apathy or suicide
Oh, baby, let the bad times roll (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Shows The Darkest Moments Up Until The End Of The Middle Of The Third Corus When Yumi's Red Eyes Plays Over Static)
Lyrics: Now it was all a lie
But that bitch won't get in my way
Keep shoutin' what I like, "Lock her up, lock her up"
Now that's a good one, I gotta say, yeah
Well, don't be thinkin' we're crazy, crazy
When you see all the hell that we're raisin' (Raisin')
Don't be thinkin' we're crazy, crazy
'Cause the truth is what we're erasing
And so I, I'm turning my back on you
I, I'm turning my back on you
Oh, baby, let the bad times roll
Machiavelli flow (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hey, Lincoln, how does your grave roll? (Oh, oh-oh-oh)
Take what's right and make it wrong
Make it up as I go along
Let me know when you decide
Apathy or suicide
Oh, baby, let the bad times roll (Oh, oh-oh-oh)
Oh, baby, let the bad times roll
Let me know when you decide
Apathy or suicide
Oh, baby, let the bad times roll
(Fuck it, fuck it)
Oh, baby, let the bad times roll
Graphic: Take What's Right
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations From The Series [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, & Sammy])
Graphic: Make It Wrong
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations From The Series [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, & Skaggles])
Graphic: The Decision Is Clear
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations From The Series [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, & Sniffles])
Graphic: Who Do You Trust?
(Shows Footage Of The 5 Joining Contestants In Various Situations From The Series [Winter, Mai, Stacy, Lenny, Magnolia])
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
(Intro Ends And We Go Back To The Show)
(Brandon Is In His Office As He Is Figuring Out What Next Challenge He Can Do)
Graphic: Day 42
Brandon G: Marathon? No, Already Did That One Too Many Times. Talent Show? No, That Was Episode Five. Swimming Contest? No, Because Of Yumi's Message. Cooking Contest? Ha Ha Ha No, Not After What Happened In Episode 13! Hmm, Build Some Sort Of Attraction? I Think We Can Do It Without The Blocks That Two From TPOT Used.
(He Hears A Knock On His Door)
Brandon G: Hello?
Snowers: Can I Talk To You? I Have Something Important To Tell You.
Brandon G: Come In.
(Snowers Comes In And Sits In A Chair.)
Brandon G: What's With The Long Sad Face?
Snowers: I Want To Go Home. I Don't Want To Be Here Anymore.
Brandon G: What?! Why?!
Snowers: I Recently Got A Call From The Police Saying That They Uncovered Grooming Allegations Against Winter. I Don't Want To Be In A Hell Hole Like This! I Want To Get Out Of Here!
Brandon G: Hey! Don't Be Like That! Listen To Me, Those Allegations Are Against Your Creator. So They Aren't Related To You. Also, Winter Told Me That She Doesn't Even Have Interest In You, Because She's With Skaggles And You Are With Giggles, And You Don't Want To Leave Your Girlfriend Sad For The Rest Of The Competition, Do You?
Snowers: Well, I Don't. Thanks For Telling Me The Truth. I'm Only A Friend To Winter, And I Don't Even Have Any Romantic Interests In Her Because I'm With Giggles.
Brandon G: You're Welcome. I'll Make Sure You And Giggles Won't Get Harmed By Outside Sources. I Might Get Jailed For It, But I Don't Give A Shit, I'll Do Whatever I Can To Get These Allegations Destroyed!
(Brandon's Video Diary)
Brandon G: For Those Who Don't Remember, The Youtube User Nemao Was Accused Of Grooming A Minor, And Apparently, This Minor Happens To Be The Creator Of Snowers Former GF, Winter. But, I Did Say That It Was More On The User, Not The OC. So Hate Me If You Want, But Snowers And Winter Are Staying Because They Are Dating Two Different People, Giggles And Skaggles Respectively, And That's The Bottom Line, Because Brandon 3:16 Said So!
(End Of Diary)
(Snowers Video Diary)
Snowers: I Hope Winter Isn't Mad At Me For What I've Done…
(End Diary)
(At The DA/CF Cabin, Nutty Is Sad For Some Reason)
Pierce: Hey! Nutty? What's Wrong?
Nutty: I'm Worried About What Yumi Will Do To Us. What If I Die? My Girlfriend Cocoa Will Cry Over My Death! And I Don't Want To Be Killed By Her!
Skaggles: Bro! You Do Know We Wouldn't Allow That To Happen!
Winter: Or Allow Anyone To Die Period!
Mime: The One Who Should Die Is Yumi, For What She's Done To All Of Us!
Lammy: I Agree With My Boyfriend!
Nutty: Thanks Guys, Now I Feel A Lot Better.
Toothy: Same Here.
Magnolia: Me As Well!
(Magnolia's Stomach Rumbles)
Magnolia: Not Again!
(Magnolia Rushes To The Bathroom)
Nutty: Well, Figures…
Lammy: At Least I Don't Have The Urge To Pee As Frequently Yet.
(Toothy's Video Diary)
Toothy: I'm Worried About Maggy! Her Due Date Is Approaching Faster And Faster And It Might Be On The Day Of The Finale, And Mostly, This Might Happen During The Final Battle. I'm Scared That Maggy Might Not Get To Safety To Deliver The Baby, But I Will Try My Best To Find A Safe Place In The Fortress To Give Her A Safe And Comfortable Place To Birth Our Child, And I Can Get Donovan To Help. Also, I Heard That Yumi's Fortress's Force Field Was Deactivated So Donovan Can Give Her An Update On The Season, And See If There's A Medical Room That Me And Maggy Can Go To When The Day Comes.
(End Of Diary)
(At Yumi's Fortress, Donovan And Emily Are Exploring The Premises To See What She Has For Future References [If Your Asking, Yes, Yumi Allowed Them To Do This, But Only Once])
Emily M: I Heard From Some Of Our Contestants That This Is A Very Dangerous Place. Those Sources Also Said That A Certain Female Contestant Who's Pregnant Might Be Delivering Her Child During The Final Encounter With Yumi.
Donovan D: I Heard Those Rumors Too. It Is Concerning, But Luckily, This Fortress Has A Medical Room. But The Question Is, Where Is It?
Emily M: Hey Isn't That It With The Door With A Red Cross On It?
Donovan D: Yeah, And There's No Security System To Prevent Us From Walking In.
Emily M: You Think She Would Be Smart Enough To Install One, But I Think She's Being Kind To Those Who Are Pregnant, Because The Lives Of Those Babies Flaky, Lammy, Ale, Magnolia And Petunia Are Carrying Are Precious.
(Donovan Opens The Door And Turns On The Light To See A Completely Normal Medical Room, With A Door To A Maternity Room.)
Donovan D: Well! This Is As Normal As It Gets! No Death Traps, No Harmful Objects, Just A Normal Medical Room.
Emily M: It Also Includes A Maternity Room, But What Was That Room We Saw At The Top Floor When We Left Yumi's Main Headquarters With The Skull And Crossbones On It And The Words, Execution Chamber?
Donovan D: Execution Chamber? Is That Where Dolbear Is Going If We Don't Rescue Him?! That Must Be Where The Final Battle Is Gonna Take Place! We Must Warn The Others About This!
(Suddenly, A Purple Hand Presses A Button And The Force Field Reactivates, And The Door To The Medical Room Slams Shut And Locks, Locking Donovan And Emily Inside As Markus Schmidt's #05 Suspense Track Plays)
Donovan D: Oh No! We've Been Locked In!
Emily M: We Must Warn The Hunters About This!
(Donovan And Emily Go To Call The Hunters, But Their Phones Don't Work)
Donovan D: No Signal?! Shit! Now What Are We Gonna Do?!
Emily M: Who's Gonna Do The Medical Stuff That We Do?! There's No Doctor In The World Who Can Help Them!
(Back At The Campground, As The Music Fades Out, As Brandon Interviews Annalise, G.E.O., Eva, Aiysa And Pitch For The Medical Crew Position Since Donovan And Emily Have Not Come Back Yet)
Brandon G: Good To See You Guys Here, We Need More Doctors So We Can Help People With Their Injuries And/Or Pregnancy Checkups.
Annalise: Despite Our Mutations Thanks To Chromeo, We Are Delighted To Be Medical Workers.
G.E.O.: Same Here! We Can Also Help You In The Final Battle.
Eva: I'm Worried About Donovan And Emily.
Aiysa: Why Is That?!
Eva: What If They Were Killed?!
Brandon G: You Don't Need To Worry, Yumi Was Kind Enough To Let Them In To Update Her With The Status Of The Season. I Also Don't Know Why Here Force Field Was Brought Back Up Moments Ago?
Dylan G & Aiysa: Wait! Brandon! We Know Why! Yumi Trapped Them In Their And In The Medical Room!
Brandon G: What?! Damn Her! Those Were Our Best Doctors!
Cheyenne M: I'm Sure That These Five Can Hold The Ground Until The Season Is Over.
Pitch: Hey Dylan? I Heard That Aiysa Is Really You're Actual Girlfriend Aiysa Nettelmann! And, I Think I Made Her Mad By Saying That…
Aiysa: Well, I Would Be If I Didn't Know That I Was Actually Aiysa Nettelmann, But I Figured Since Some MMC Character's HTF Forms Are The Actual Character, Like Solaris For Example. But Dylan, Just To Remind You, You're My Boyfriend And I Can Make Arrangements So Me And Pitch Can Both Be Your Girlfriends.
Dylan G: I Don't Think That's Healthy. Also, Pitch Told Me That She Had A Pseudo-Penis, Which Will Make Having Sex With Her Hard As Hell. So, I Think I'll Stay With You For Now On.
Eva: You Aren't Upset Pitch, Why?
Pitch: Well, I Forgot To Tell Him That I Started Dating Another Guy, And It's Mack Lallier
G.E.O.: You Mean The Mack Who Is Zachary Hughes Biological Brother?
Annalise: Who Else Do You Think?!
G.E.O.: Oh Sphincter…
Brandon G: Now To Gather The Contestants To Introduce You Guys And To Assign The Next Challenge, Which I Decided To Do A Attraction Creation Challenge.
(Circlewipes To The Challenge Area)
Brandon G: Before We Begin The Challenge, I Like To Introduce You Guys To The New Medical Team.
Mime: Hey Brandon, Can I Ask You Something?
Brandon G: What Is It?
Mime: What's Going On With Sniffles?! Why Are They Saying He's A Girl And Flaky's A Boy, When That Is Not The Case!
Flaky: You Have A Point. If I Was A Boy, I Wouldn't Be Able To Get Pregnant. I Was Confirmed To Be Female. Also, Wasn't That An April Fools Post By Kenn Navarro?
Brandon G: Well, That Is True. Kenn Fooled Everyone In Thinking That Sniffles Was A Girl Because Of His Actress, Liz Stuart. And Since You Did Mentioned That Post, There's Something Sniffles Told Me About Before The Rejoining Ceremony In Episode 18, And That Is That He's Male, But Not That, He Also Said That The Reason His Gender Got Messed Up Is Because He Has A Twin Sister Named Snuffles, Who Is A Nurse At Tree Town Hospital Like Several Others, Including Sniffles, And They Confused Him With Snuffles. It Isn't Hard To Tell Them Apart, She Has Eyelashes And A Tuff Of Fur Covering Her Left Eye.
Mime: Oooooooooh! That's Why His Gender Got Confused, It Was Because He Had A Twin Sister. Man! That's Completely Messed Up And Weird!
Cheyenne M: Anyways, We Would Like To Introduce You To The Medical Staff. These Are, In Alphabetical Order, Annalise The Black Widow Spider, Eva The Purple Porcupine, G.E.O. The Praying Mantis…
G.E.O.: Just Call Me Gregory…
Brandon G: Whatever, Anyways, Next Is Dylan's Former Girlfriend Pitch And His MMC Girlfriend Aiysa Nettelmann, Who Is Here Only In Spirit. Speaking Of, This Is My Brother Dylan, The Man Who Is The Director Of These Episode Recordings.
Dylan G: You May Remember Me From Episode 4.5.
Brandon G: Anyways, The Next Challenge Is To Create Some Type Of Attraction. I Will Split You Into 3 Groups Of 6. Group One Will Consist Of Ale, Cuddles, Toothy, Magnolia, Pierce And Mai. Group 2 Will Consist Of Snowers, Giggles, Josh, Stacy, Skaggles And Winter. And Group 3 Will Consist Of Disco Bear, Flaky, Petunia, Lammy, Mime And Nutty. Me, Cheyenne, Dylan And Austin Will Be Judging Your Attractions On A Scale Of 1 To 10. You Guys Have Until Sundown To Create Your Attractions. On Your Marks! Get Set! Go!
Nutty: So, Guys?! What Do You Think Would Be A Good Attraction?! How About A…
(Everyone In His Group Looks At Him With Angry Stares, Knowing What Exactly What He'll Say Next)
Nutty: Uh… A Basketball Shooting Game?!
Disco Bear: Uh… Yeah… Sure…
Lammy: Take It Easy On Him! He's Trying To Fix His Addictions!
(With Snowers Group)
Snowers: Winter? You Aren't Mad At Me, Aren't You?!
Winter: Well, Not Really. Brandon Did Told Me That This Was More On The Users, Not The OCs. But Still, Nemao Grooming Winter-Chilled Is Unacceptable And Just Plain Wrong. Also, It Can Cause The Perpetrator To Get Arrested For Paedophilia! But, For What You Did? I Don't Think That Was The Right Thing To Do. Besides, You Also Are Known For Being Sexually Involved With Women, Finding Anything Related To Sex Attractive. You Did Improved Your Behavior, You Still Have A Urge To Be Turned On By Anything Sexual.
Snowers: Sorry About What I've Done To You, I Couldn't Control Myself. And You Couldn't Control Yourself As Well. So I Guess We Were Both On The Bad Side Of A Relationship. Luckily, I'm Now With Giggles And You Are With Skaggles.
Giggles: Uh, Should We Start On Our Attraction?
Skaggles: Well, Here's An Idea, How About A Roller Coaster?!
Josh: Good Idea! Let's Get To It!
(With Ale's Group)
Ale: What Should We Do?
Toothy: I Don't Know…
Cuddles: How About A Talent Stage?!
Magnolia: But Who Would Perform?!
Mai: How About Me, I Can Do A Taekwondo Demonstration.
Pierce: Good Idea!
(The Sun Is Halfway Down As The Teams Are Finishing Up Their Attractions)
Brandon G: Guys, You Have 30 Seconds To Finish Up Your Attractions.
Josh: Uh, How Is That Possible, It Usually Takes About An Hour Or More To Set.
(The Sun Immediately Sets)
Brandon G: You Were Saying?!
Josh: What Is This?! TPOT 3?!
(The Sun Slowly Starts To Rise)
Brandon G: Uh? What?! Is The Sun Seriously Rising Aga…
(The Sun Quickly Sets Again)
Brandon G: Well, Sheesh! Don't Trick Me Like That!
Josh: Shush The Sheesh!
Brandon G: Whatever, Since The Sun Is Set, It's Time To Judge Your Attractions. First Up Is Nutty's Team. Well, It Looks Like You Made A Basketball Game. Let's Try It!
(Brandon Goes To Grab The Ball, Only To Dissolved Into Sugar)
Brandon G: What The?! This Ball Is Made Of Sugar!
Nutty: Uh! We Couldn't Find Real Basketball, So I Made Sugar Balls From Uh… Sugar?
(Lammy And Mine Slaps Nutty)
Lammy & Mime: Dude! You Should Know By Knowing That Stuff Doesn't Hold Together!
Nutty: I Had To Find Something To Make It Stick!
Lammy: Don't You Realize What You Did Is Not Only Weird, Because You Made A Ball Out Of Goddamn Sugar, It's Also Not Like You!
Brandon G: Huh? That's Strange… There's This Gooey White Liquid In The Ball… Wait? What Is This?
Nutty: Uh? Is There Something Wrong?
Brandon G: I Don't Know, What Is This Stuff, It's Gooey, Yet Jelloey
Cheyenne M: I Have No Idea…
Disco Bear: Well, While Nutty Was Looking For Basketballs, He Hid Behind A Bush That Had A Bag Of Sugar And He Tried To Make Sugar Balls, But It Kept Falling Apart. When, All Of A Sudden, He Saw That Same White Jello Secreting From The Ground, And He Used The Jello To Solidify The Ball, Like Glue. He Brought The Balls Back Just In Time To Get Set Up.
Jared G: What In The World Is White Jello?!
Molly T: Well, From What I've Learned From My Studies On This Island Back When I Was In High School, This Jello Is White Because It's Actually Left Over And Polluted Epoxy Resin From When We Made Resin Art. Some Jerkwad Poured It On The Ground And Got In Trouble For Wasting Art Materials.
Austin C: That Guy Eventually Got Arrested A Week Ago For Stealing From A Local Art Store.
Dylan G: Is This Even An Approved Substance He Should Be Using?
Snowers: Did I Hear Correctly? Nutty Used White Jello Get The Sugar Ball To Stick Together?
Winter: That Jello Is Extremely Flammable, And Sugar Is It's Triggering Point
Brandon G: Huh, What Do You Mean, The Architecture Is Still
(Suddenly, The Basketball Game Instantly Burns Down Into Nothing.)
Brandon G: So That's What They Meant By That, Why Am I Not Surprised… Well, Since That Happened, And Due To Nutty Not Knowing That White Jello Catches On Fire When Touched By Sugar Molecules, This Attraction Gets A 3 Out Of 10.
Lammy: Thanks For Nothing! You Quite Possibly Made Us Lose!
Nutty: Damn! I Didn't Even Know That Stuff Burns By Sugar!
Alexander S: Hey Alexis, Do You Think We Can Use This White Jello Against Yumi?
Alexis D: Maybe, I'll Get To Work Analyzing This Jello Right Away To See If It's Flammable To Anything Else.
Brandon G: Anyways, Collagen Aside, Next Is Snowers Team. And It Seems Like They Made A Roller Coaster. Neet!
Snowers: Yeah, I Knew You Liked Roller Coasters, So We Made You One.
Winter: Uh? Brandon?
Brandon G: What Is It? Is Something Wrong?
Winter: Well, We Couldn't Find Any Steel Restraint, So This Coaster Is Actually Made Out Of, Well, You Will Be Surprised And Disappointed When I Say This, But, It's Actually Made Out Of Ice…
Brandon G: Well, It Is Impressive That You Guys, Especially Winter, Since She's The Only One Who Has Ice Powers, Made A Roller Coaster Out Of Ice, But I Don't Think It's Stable To Hold Anyone's Weight While Riding It. But, You'll Get A 7 Out Of 10 For Style Points Alone. It's Better Than Nutty's, Ahem, Lack Of Situational Awareness…
Nutty: Yep! I'm Done For!
Lammy: Well, Next Time Used Something That Is An Approved Substance.
Brandon G: I Will Find Out Is That Jello Is An Approved Substance Before The Tribal Council. And Now, Finally, And Not Least, Cuddles' Team, Who… What The? What's With The Stage?
Mai: Hey Brandon? Want To See Me Do A Nunchuck Routine?
Brandon G: Uh, Ok?
(Mai Does A Nunchuck Routine, And Half Way Through, The Chain On One Of The Chucks Breaks And Flies Over Brandon's, Jared's, Dylan's, Molly's, Austin's, And Cheyenne's Head.)
Xavier B: Hey Guys! I May Have Got Metal Arms, But I'm Back!
(The Chuck Hits Xavier In The Head)
Xavier B: Ow! My Face!
Brandon G: Woah! That Was Close! But That Was Cool Up Until The End. Also, I'm A Taekwondo Black Belt So I'll Give You A 9 Out Of 10. So, Cuddles' Team Wins! And That Means Because Of Nutty Not Using An Approved Substance, Since I Don't Approve Of Nutty Using That White Jello, Nutty, Petunia, Mime, Lammy, Disco Bear And Flaky Are Up For Elimination, And Since DB Told The Truth, Both He And Flaky Win Immunity. So It's Gonna Be Nutty The Brainless Doofus, Petunia The OCD-Less Skunk, Mime The CM Punk Cosplayer Deer, And Lammy The Not So Schizophrenic Sheep Are Up For Elimination. But, Where's Lammy, Flaky And Petunia? Did There Frequent Bathroom Problems Come Up Again?
Mime: Um? Yeah! Man! What Are We Gonna Do With These Pregnant Girls?
Brandon G: I Have No Idea…
(Mime's Video Diary)
Mime: From What I've Heard, Lammy Is Not Taking The Whole Pregnancy Thing Well… She's Been Barfing So Much Recently And Has Been Urinating Much More Frequently Than Usual. She Also Is In Frequent Pain Every Night And Day, But I Think That Would Just Be A Symptom Of The Pregnancy. But Everything Is Causing Her Emotional Distress And It May Be A Sign Of Bad Things To Come For Our Unborn Child…
(End Diary)
(Nutty's Video Diary)
Nutty: Um? Can I Say Something About That Jello?
Cheyenne W: This Is An Explanation About What You Used. So Go Ahead.
Nutty: Well… You Guys Might Hate Me If I Say This… But, The Reason I Found That Jello Is Because It Started To Come Out Of The Ground, And I Collected Some Of It To Use In My Sugar Balls To Solidify Them. Well That Didn't Work Out, Because Of The Whole, White Jello Is Flammable To Sugar Thing. Again, I Didn't Know That Was A Thing. I Am So Sorry, But I Really Messed Up, Big Time!
(End Of Diary)
(Snowers' Video Diary)
Snowers: Man, I Know I Was Strange, But What Nutty Did Was Stranger Then Everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Graphic: Stopped Working
(The Screen Glitches Out As Critical Errors Sounds Play Rapidly Until The Screen Explodes, And Cuts To A Test Pattern And Then To The Blue Screen Of Death, As Yumi's Laughter Is Heard In The Background As The BSOD Cuts To Black)
(We Fade Up To The Tribal Council)
Brandon G: Well, How Am I Not Surprised At You Guys! I Mean Really?! First You Built A Basketball Game, Only To Have The Balls To Disintegrate To Sugar. But, When I Felt A Sticky Gooey Substance Which Turned Out To Be White Jello, And When I Learned That It Is Flammable To Sugar, That's When It Was All Down Hill! I'll Say It Before, And I'll Say It Again. Use Of Unapproved Substances Is Unacceptable And Will Result In Head Removal! Metaphorically At Least, But You Guys Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves! Well, It's Only Unacceptable To Only Nutty. As For The Other Five, You Should Have Noticed That The Balls Were Sugar And White Jello Earlier. Instead Of Following Nutty's Plan. Anyways, Now To The Elimination. We Have Six Votes From Our Six Contestants. Now To Read The First One Safe, But Before We Do, The Only Contestant That You Six Were Allowed To Vote For Were Petunia, Lammy, Mime, And Nutty, Since Flaky And DB Are Immune. They Get Soft Pretzels, Since I Wanted To Change The Prizes Up For A Change.
(Brandon Throws A Soft Pretzel At Flaky And Disco Bear And They Catch It)
Brandon G: Now, The First Vote Goes To, Nutty.
Nutty: Um? Did Anyone Accept My Apology In My Confessional?!
Disco Bear: Do You Think We Would Forgive You For You're Dumb Actions? We'll See Who Will Be Sorry.
Brandon G: The Next Vote Goes To, Mime.
Mime: Huh? Did Someone Snitch Me To Get Voted? I Think I Know Who Did That!
Brandon G: The Next Vote Goes To, Nutty.
Nutty: God, I'm Doomed!
Brandon G: The Next Vote Goes To, Uh? I Think The Rest Of These Say Nutty. Let Me Check.
(Brandon Checks The Votes, As The Other Two Votes Go To Nutty)
Lammy: I Thought I Knew You Better Than That! You Are Such A Dumbass! I'm Glad I Ditched You After You Fucking Died! Because You Are A Stupid, And I Hope You Regret Your Actions And Get Reeducated You Dumb Wad!
Mime: I Agree With Lammy, You Need To Learn What's Flammable To What And Badly! See You Later Dummy!
Flaky: Although It Seems Harsh, You Really Need To Get Your Head Check!
Petunia: I Agree! You Have A Serious Mental Problem, And I Believe You Lost Brain Cells From Your Death In Episode 6!
Disco Bear: I Would Never Stoop To Such Dumb Levels To Do Such A Dumb Act. Lumpy Can Sometimes Get Be Stupid, But Your Dumb Act Is What Got You In Trouble To Begin With! That Is The Stupidest And Most Ridiculous Way To Lose I've Ever Seen! What The Hell Is Wrong With Your Head! Wow! Just, Wooooooooooooooooow!
Nutty: God Damn It! I Hate You All! And If It Wasn't For You Not Telling Me What Is Or Isn't Flammable, We Would Have Won! You Know What? I'm Gonna Fucking Kill You, You Dirty Snitch! Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(Brandon Blows Nutty's Head, And Pretty Much His Whole Body To Smitteriens)
Brandon G: Whoops, Guess My Finger Slipped Onto The Trigger. I Knew I Should Have Washed My Hands After Touching That Jello…
Cheyenne M: That's Actually My Fault, We Went Into The Tribal Council Without Giving You A Chance To Wash Your Hands. Sorry About That.
Dylan G: Uh, Yeah… Now Can We Get This Finished, And Can You Go Wash Your Hand Already, We Still Don't Know If That Jello Is Toxic.
Brandon G: Ugh. Ok…
(Back At BC/GA Cabin, Skaggles Is Upset)
Skaggles: Damn! I Thought My Brother Was Better Than This!
Winter: Well, At Least We Can Relax Now.
Skaggles: Uh, Do You Know Something?
Winter: What?!
Skaggles: I… I Think… I Actually… Might Be… In Love With You…
Winter: Really?!
Skaggles (Slowly Turns Blush): Uh… Errr… Um… I… Did Say That… Because… It's Actually True… I Actually Do Love You… And I Would Like To Give You Something…
Winter: Huh?!
(Skaggles, Still Holding Back, Kisses Winter On The Cheek)
Winter: Oh… My… God… Did… You… Just… Kiss Me?
Skaggles: Uh… Yeah! I Hope You Aren't Upset…
Winter: You Know What? I Love You Too!
(Both Of Them Start Getting Romantic In Bed, Shocking The Rest Of The Cabin)
Ale: Well, How About That…
(Cuddles Face Palms)
Cuddles: I Swear To God If They Get Pregnant In A Future Episode Of Season One, I'm Gonna Kill Brandon…
(End Of Episode)
This Episode Involves Snowers Telling Brandon His Troubles About Nemao's Grooming Allegations And Brandon Tells Him Not To Worry. Nutty Is Upset That He Might Get Killed By Yumi And The Others Told Him Not To Worry. Donovan And Emily Find The Medical Room In Yumi's Fortress, Only To Be Locked In. The Challenge Was To Build A Type Of Attraction. Nutty Decides It Would Be A Good Idea To Use Unapproved And Flammable Substance To Make Sugar Basketballs, Ending In Him Being Scolded By Everyone And Then His Elimination. Stay Tuned For The Next Exciting Episode Of HTF Survivor.
Attraction Score:
Group 1 (Ale, Cuddles, Toothy, Magnolia, Pierce And Mai): 9/10
Group 2 (Snowers, Giggles, Josh, Stacy, Skaggles And Winter): 7/10
Group 3 (Disco Bear, Flaky, Petunia, Lammy, Mime And Nutty): 3/10
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Giggles (The Princess)
Josh (The Artist)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Mai (Anime Senpai)
Magnolia (Shadow Power)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Stacy (Petunia's Sister)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Winter (The Ice Princess)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear) (Quits For Real This Time, Will Never Return)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Lenny (Mr. Hank Azaria)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel)
Elimination Votes:
Nutty: 5 (Mime, Lammy, Disco Bear, Flaky, Petunia)
Mime: 1 (Nutty)
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