Chapter 2: The Hunt.
Previously on Crossover Legends.
Dipper: When I was inducted into the Freedom Watch, we were told we were the keepers of peace, that it was our duty to oppose the factions, but all this time, we've done nothing.
Katara: You said this place was a safe place,but so far, we've been faced with Villains attacking us, Psychopath celebrities and God knows what other asinine shit this town has to offer.
Jack: We need a Prime Commander.
Dib: So… what do you guys think of those other kids Dipper and his Sister hang out with now?
Trevor: YOU HEAR THAT GAYS?! YOU'RE FRUITY AS HELL!
Wendy: Wow, real progressive friends you have cousin.
Mark Director Mickey!
Jack: What brings you to Crossover Town?
Minnie: We've discovered the reason villains keep getting past the shield,
Mickey: Bill Sykes.
Bill Sykes: You Freedom Watchers are pathetically predictable.
McLeach: Wait till Bill Sykes Assassins get through with them.
Jack: What Assassins?!
Brock: We…
Brock: …Are…
Venom: VENOM!
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, While Stan, Kyle Kenny and Cartman look on blankly at the bus stop.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr Garrison and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel and the marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snake head lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover legends.
The Kids screamed as the man transformed into the giant, hulking, monster before them. It barged in through the door frame, and tried to grab ad Dipper and Mabel, only for them, Brian, Stewie, Pacifica and Wendy to flee into the kitchen.
Pacifica: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Brian: SOMEBODY CALL 911!
Then a bullet pierced through the window, followed by the sound of a dog, barking, as an Alaskan Malamute broke in through the window, growling.
The kids then began to scream in horror as Venom came bursting into the kitchen.
Venom: Back off mutt, they're ours!
At that moment, Harold and Valorie heard the commotion and came downstairs.
Harold: Kids?! What's happening- OH DEER GOD!
All eyes turned to the parents, who gawked in horror at what was before them, Valorie pulled out her phone!
Valorie: Hello?! 911?! Our home is under attack! Get the Police-!
Venom lobbed a pair of globs at them, pinning them to the wall as the phone dropped.
Meanwhile, the Malamute growled as he inched closer to the kids, Brian got on all fours and barked aggressively at him, The two dogs circled each other, before lunging into each other, biting and scratching aggressively, while the kids tried to avoid Venom grabbing them, But Wendy was not so lucky, Venom picked his up by the leg and pinned her to the wall, as he went after Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica and Stewie, who had managed to crawl under his legs and were now running to the door.
Suddenly, a great explosion hit the back of the house, A great hole was blown through the kitchen sending debris and scattered kitchen instruments into the living room, A large figure stepped through the hole, It was large, intimidating and silent man, with a prosthetic left arm and leg, he was shaved of hair, had a blackbeard, and bore strange third eye tattoo from his head.
Venom: You back off! This Bounty is OURS!
And the Symbiotic monster lunged at the man, who fired another combustion blast from his eye tattoo and sent him flying off across the street. Just as Mark arrived on the scene, He got out of his car and called from inside the house.
Mark: Kids! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!-
A Missle suddenly hit the ground he stood on, and he blocked the blast with his shield. A Purple Weasel on a Hovorbike descended from the sky and held up his sniper rifle.
Fang: Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh! Don't need nosy uncle's getting in the way!
And he zoomed down and rammed his bike into Mark, knocking to the ground, he turned around and saw Dipper, Mabel, Brian, Stewie and Pacifica fleeing into the night.
Steele: They're getting away! After them!
And the four Villains charged off after the kids as Mark got to his feet.
Mark: DIPPER! MABEL!
From a street corner, a short figure of a girl watched this all play out, she put on her helmet and drove off on her custom bike.
Later,
As the Police secured the area, Srg. Yates listened As the Testaburgers explained everything.
Srg Yates: Alright, Barbrady, Murphy, I want an apv on the attacks, and put in a missing person's report for the kids.
Mark walked up to his family, after they finished their briefing.
Wendy: Uncle Mark, what's happening?
Mark knelt down to his niece.
Mark: Your cousins are in even more danger Wendy, I won't say otherwise… Bill Sykes sent Assassins after them.
Later,
Mac: Assassins?! You've got to be joking!
Mark and Wendy were back at the Camp now, discussing the events with Mac, Jack, Dib, Vana, Eric, Kitty, Trevor, Badger, Aang, Katara, Sokka and Mickey.
Mark: I'm not, And four of them just attacked our house.
Wendy: But Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Brian and Stewie managed to escape.
Jack: Oh, that's a mercy.
Katara: But who are they?
Badger: Gibson and his team are deciphering McLeachs phone right now.
As if on cue, The Blue Super Robot came out with a hard drive.
Gibson: We've extracted the details of McLeachs work with Bill Sykes, It's all quite alarming.
Mickey: Show it to us.
Otto and Sparx pulled up a desk with a laptop on it, and Gibson inserted it as it played.
Gibson: From what we've gathered, there are eight in total, Including McLeach.
Mark: And the others? Does it say anything about them?
Eric: Hey, that's Sykes!
A video image of Bill Sykes appeared, he was addressing his Weasels and Mr. Winkie.
Bill Sykes: Each of them gets one of these envelopes, I need them delivered, tonight!
The screen changed to show Eight images of the Assassins in question.
Jack: Most of them are hired killers, or exceptionally skilled mercenaries, Sykes isn't messing around.
Dib: But who are they?
Mark: We're gonna find out.
And Mark read off the first name, as an old orange cat with a gray mane appeared on the screen.
Mark: Claudandus AKA Pascal, A former testing mascot, subject and survivor of horrific experiments, turned cold blooded killer and genetic manipulator, found guilty of killing various "unworthy" Cats that didn't fit with his breeding program.
Vana: Wow, totally not fucked up already.
Mark: But he wasn't one of the attackers, unlike this guy.
The Image of the Purple Weasel appeared next.
Mark: Fang the Sniper, AKA Nack the Weasel, Jet the Jerboa, Fang the Hunter, among other names, He's a jack of all trades, Treasure Hunter, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Hitman, Gang Leader, the list of aliases and professions goes on, He also used to tangle with a certain fast friend of ours back in the day.
The Image of Venom next appeared.
Mark: Eddie Brock, former journalist for the daily bugle, bonded with an alien symbiote and now calls himself Venom, though they say he's toned down his Super Villain career, and surprisingly, he's no prior history as a mercenary.
Mac: I wonder what changed.
Next was the man with the Eye Tattoo.
Mark: Not really sure who this guy is, But he seems to have… unique abilities, some kind of Fire Bending Style I think, he can shoot explosions from his own mind and control of his own diaphragm, he must have great mental strength to achieve this, Records only refer to him as… "Combustion Man."
Sokka: Sweet! Wish I could have come up with that.
Katara elbowed him.
Mark: That Alaskan Malamute? His name is Steele, former sled dog, fell into disgrace after nearly dooming his town to sickness, and became a Bounty Hunter afterwards.
Trevor: That is one bad dog.
The next image made Mark's eyes widen. It was a girl, around the kids' age, with light brown hair, and dressed in a Red Hoodie with light gray shorts, a black T-shirt, dark Brown Combat Boots, Black Glasses and was covered in cuts and bruises.
Mark: This is… Robin… Peters?"
Dib: Someone you know?
Mark: No but the Surname is familiar, But I thought she was living with her Grandfather.
He looked at Jack, Badger and Mickey, who all seemed to share in his surprise.
Kitty: Whose the last one?
Mark pulled up the final file, It was a dark gray Rat with green eyes, dressed in a black cloak with purple trim and a pink interior and a red tunic over a pink long sleeve shirt.
Mark: That's… Jenner? I thought he was Leader of the NIMH Colony.
Mickey: Haven't you heard? He was overthrown by Professor Ratigan, but I assumed he was dead.
Jack: Apparently not, and now he's taken work as a hired killer it seems.
Badger: Eight Assassins for just two kids? Why?
Mac: I'd expect this from Jargafar, But Sykes? He's never even met them!
Jack: You're right, something isn't right here.
Mark: Regardless, It's best we start looking for the kids.
And he began to march out of the room.
Badger: Mark, Wait! We can't rush into this blind!
Mark looked at the Badger in disbelief.
Mark: Rush into this?! There's a group of kids and a dog on the run out there with Professional Assassins coming after them! Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica and the Griffins could end up dead!
Jack: You don't think we know that? We've already been through this a hundred times!
Mark: And how many more do we need, Huh, This is exactly what I keep dreading! And It always happens!
Katara: And It will keep happening the long we stay in this shithole!
Mickey: ENOUGH!
Everyone fell silent as Mickey spoke.
Mickey: Mark's right, we need to find those kids, anyone know where they could be?
Wendy: I think I might have an Idea.
Meanwhile,
Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Brian and Stewie trekked through the outskirts of the town together, still shaken from the whole ordeal they had gone through, they traveled down a dusty road, leading into the forest, the moon rising above them.
Mabel: What… the hell… was that…?
Brian: A literal attack from an unidentified group of hostiles.
Stewie: You mean we were attacked by Assassins, say it properly Brian.
Pacifica: I suppose we've lost them for now.
Dipper: Who the hell would send Assassins after us?
Pacifica: Who else? Jargafar!
Brian: I thought Jargafar wanted to capture Dipper and Mabel not have them killed.
Mabel: Of course not, this has Richards all over it.
Dipper: Whoever sent them, we need to stay low, get back into town undetected and find a phone, We'll call Uncle Mark then.
Mabel: I hope Uncle Harrold, Aunt Valorie, and Wendy will be okay.
Just then, there was a noise, coming from the distance. It was like an oncoming vehicle coming from far away, Brian was the first to hear it. Along with Dipper, they looked down the path they came and glimpsed an approaching shape.
Dipper: We need to get off the road.
And they quickly did, they hid in a small outcrop beneath a tree and heard the sound of a motorcycle engine whirring to a stop, It's driver flipping the kickstand and walking to the edge, the figure looked over the side and out into the woods beyond, unaware of the five hapless targets, tucked away in the cove, the figure seemed to hear something from behind her and quickly returned to her bike, pulling out a Machete and daring someone to come out, no one did, And so they got on their bike and drove off, Dipper and the others watched them go.
Dipper: Okay, now let's go before anyone else sees us.
And so they hurried off, unaware of the outline of an old cat, watching them through the tree's.
Meanwhile,
Mark knocked on the door and Randy answered.
Randy: Oh hey guys!
Mark: Randy! Have you seen Dipper and Mabel? Are they with you?!
Randy: Uh, no… what's happened?
Mark entered the house, followed by Wendy, Dib, Vana, Kitty, Trevor, Jack, Aang, Katara and Sokka and found Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters playing some card game or other.
Dib: Oh god these guys?
Stan: Wendy?
Cartman: Oh, the popo…
It was then that Sharon entered the room.
Sharon: Randy? What's going on?
Jack: Dipper and Mabel are missing, Bill Sykes put a bounty on their heads and now Assassins are chasing them!
Katara: We thought they might have come to your house.
Randy: No, I would have called if they did.
Kyle: Assassins? In Crossover Town?
Wendy: They attacked my House and chased Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Brian and Stewie off into the night!
Kenny: (Holy shit!)
Mark: If they're not here… then they could be anywhere!
Sharon: Haven't the Police done anything?
Jack: They put out an APV, but other than that.
Kyle: Dude, we've got to find them.
Dib: We? Oh no, we're handling this!
Stan: What's that supposed to mean? We're their friends too!
Vana: Says the loser who barfs on his Cousin.
Wendy: Hey!
Cartman: Oh wow, the big shot foreigners think Dipper's too good for us, huh? Then how come he prefers to sit with us, Huh?
Trevor: Because you're making him fruity?
Kyle: You got a problem?
Kitty: Ignore Trevor, he's stupid.
Cartman: Yeah, like your face.
Vana: Shut up!
Mark: Alright enough! If you boys wanna help find Dipper and the others, you do what I say, Understand!
The Boys reluctantly nodded.
Butters: I'll help too, Pacifica's my best friend!
Jack took Mark to one side.
Jack: Mark, are you kidding! Dipper, Dib and the Splitsburoch bunch are one thing, they're already Freedom Trainees, but those boys, they're civilians, and one of them killed a kid's parents last month.
Mark: Yeah, and another one is Randy's son, and he's one of our best allies, Unfortunately, and they've spent the most time with the Twins so…
Jack sighed.
Jack: Alright, If you say so.
They turned back to the others.
Mark: Alright, listen up, We'll split up into specific groups and search various areas of the town, I'll keep checking the neighbors residents with Aang and Katara, Jack, you and Sokka take Wendy, Stan and Kyle and meet up with Mac the next block over, Randy, you're with Kenny, Cartman and Butters.
Randy: Oh okay.
Mark: Eric, you and Trevor search the School.
Dib: Hey what about me?
Mark: Dib, you, Vana and Kitty search up in the shadier districts, If anyone finds anything, take these.
He pulled out some Radios and handed them to each group.
Mark: And you run into any of the Assassins, Neutralize them and question them about Sykes.
Everyone agreed.
Mark: Alright, let's go.
And so everyone set out, leaving Randy, Cartman, Kenny, Butters and Sharon behind in the house, Just as Shelly came down.
Shelly: Would you Turds shut the fuck up down there, I'm trying to listen to miley cyrus!
Meanwhile,
Dipper and the kids quickly scrambled through the woods, ducking behind tree's as they hid from the video of the Motorcyclist, as they searched the roads for them.
Stewie: This way.
They hurried towards an area with tall grass, unobstructed by snow leading to the road.
Mabel: Get down!
The group quickly did so, hiding in the grass as the Dark Cycle Rider thundered down the road, leading into town.
Dipper: That road leads to town, It's a couple miles away!
They watched as the Rider was soon out of sight, Brian sniffed the air.
Brian: All clear, follow me.
And they took off towards the road, running as fast as they could towards the edge of town, but then suddenly, A pair of Rats jumped out in front of them, armed with Electric spears!
The Kids screamed and turned around, more Rats showed up, armed with Swords, Spears and Crossbows, all of which seemed more advanced than typical medieval weapons, and they certainly didn't look like Jargafar's rats.
Pacifica: WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS RATS?!
A Rat swung his sword as Dipper and he quickly ducked to avoid it, while Stewie picked up a rock and threw it at one of the Rats with the Crossbow, It struck him on the head and caused him to accidentally fired his Crossbow, causing a panic amongst the Rats as they moved to avoid the projectile, while the kids pushed their way through them and sped off down the road, with several rats in hot pursuit, as the neared the edge of town, A Cat jumped out in front of them, hissing.
Brian: Agh! Out of the way you stupid Cat-!
But the Cat ignored Brian and pounced at Mabel, who held him back with her arms outstretched, holding him up as if he were her usual pets!
Mabel: Oh come on! I'm good with Cats!
Dipper: I think a certain old vlog would say otherwise!
Then the rats came nearer, Pacifica pulled back her foot and kicked the old Cat out of Mabel's grasp, Claudandus went flying to the rats and crashed into them, knocking them down!
Mabel got to her feet and the band of five resumed their fleeing with the remaining Rats, not distracted by Claudandus giving chase!
Rat: Don't let them escape! Jenner's orders!
They soon made their way into the town limits, as the last three Rats nearly caught up, only for Claudandus to pounce on the first Rat, and savagely claw at him and then but the throat of the second one, before turning to the third, who held out his spear defensively.
Claudandus: Forgive me, It disgusts me to serve man as much as it must to you and your Master, But I require the reward.
And he lunged forward, ending the poor Rats life.
Meanwhile,
Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Stewie and Brian hid behind an alleyway and looked out.
Dipper: Okay, that was close.
Mabel: Jesus, who are these people!? What do they want from us?!
Stewie: Uh, guys, You might want to look at this.
Stewie pulled something from the wall and showed it to the others, Dipper and Mabel's eyes widened.
Wanted by Sykes, Dead.
$50,000.000
It was a wanted poster of Dipper and Mabel.
Dipper: What?! A Bounty?! But why?!
Stewie: I don't know!
Mabel: Why would Bill Sykes want us dead?!
Dipper: I don't know, Maybe… Is it because you and Stan encountered his brother? Ben Sykes.
Brian: Then why aren't they after Stan too?! And you weren't there!
Mabel: Oh.
Dipper: Let's just go find a phone and call Uncle Mark before anything else happens!
And so they did.
Meanwhile,
Jack, Sokka, Mac, Stan, Kyle and Wendy rode together in a van, searching the rest of the streets, and asking the residents if they'd seen Dipper and Mabel.
Thomas Tucker: No, But I'll give you a call if I see them, Now goodnight.
And he closed the door, Jack and Mac went back to the Van, where Sokka, Stan, Kyle and Wendy were waiting.
Sokka: Anything?
The Veteran and the Weapons Expert shook their heads.
Jack: Anything on the phone lines?
Kyle was in a corner, tinkering with Radio equipment, Jack had given him the job of tracking celloror calls using Special FW communications equipment.
Kyle: No, no calls, I don't think they're using a phone.
Just then, A red light buzzed and Kyle Answered it, allowing a garbled phone call to come in.
?: …Police?... Strange Man… Attacking…Dark Meadows…!
Stan: What was that?
Kyle: Dark Meadows, I think someone's in trouble!
Jack turned to Mac.
Jack: Step on it! If it's Dipper and Mabel, we need to hurry.
Malcolm took the wheel, slammed his foot on the exhaust and the Van sped off to Dark Meadows.
Meanwhile,
In the darker, dingier part of town, Dib, Vana and Kitty made their way to wherever they thought Dipper and Mabel to be.
Dib: So, where to now?
Kitty pulled out a datapad and studied it.
Kitty: According to Police Profiles on this area, the best location to find information on underworld activities would be… Club Carface… owned by one Carface Carruthers, known arms dealer and acasciate of Cat R Waul.
Vana: Wow, A Cat and Dog working together, shocker.
Dib: If anyone knows anything about Sykes, It must be him.
KItty: Should we call Mark first?
Dib: Sure, after we question Carface.
And Dib walked ahead, with Kitty and Vana following close behind.
Vana: So, hoping to find Dipper before the fourth grader does?
Dib shoulders twitched at Vana's comment.
Dib: So what? I mean, It's not like that Stan kid cares about being Dipper's friend, It's in the head of that Randy guy?
Vana: Yeah, And I'm pretty sure he already has that Kyle.
Kitty: As a best friend or…?
Vana: What? Of course not, that guy's dating Dipper's Cousin.
Kitty: Is he? I mean, they do seem a little fruity, especially for someone at that age.
Vana: Yeah so? Honestly, who cares if they're gay? Live how you want! I'm just saying… It's possible she's just a beard to him.
Kitty: No, really?
Dib: Oh my god, would you both just shut up about this?! We're on a mission for god sake!
Kitty: Oh good, cause we're here.
Dib: Huh?
Dib turned around, and found himself in front of a large club with a neon Bone flashing.
Club Carface.
Dib: Oh finally.
Meanwhile,
The Van quickly skidded to stop in front of the destroyed gates and the assorted team quickly disembarked to find Combustion Man laying siege to the Black Residence, and said Family was huddled outside their house in fear of him, The man fired another blast at the house taking out the garage.
Steve: Please, we'll give you whatever you want! But we don't have those kids!
Jack: You! Bald One!
Combustion Man turned around, setting his eye's upon Jack, Mac, Sokka, Stan, Kyle and Wendy as they confronted him.
Jack: Step away from the home and get on your knees!
But Combustion Man just fired at them instead, they group jumped out of the way as an explosion occurred where they once stood, they quickly retreated behind the Van, only for Combustion Man to shoot at the unfortunate Vehicle, which flew onto the other side of the road, and crashed in a smoldering heap.
Sokka: This is crazy! How can we fight a guy that can blow us up with his mind?!
Jack studied Combustion Man closely.
Jack: We may not have to.
The old Fox eyed Combustion Man closely before turning to the others.
Jack: Wendy, Kyle, Follow me, the rest of you, keep your sights on him, try and get the Black Family out of the line of fire!
Taking Kyle And Wendy with him, Jack raced into the woods, leaving the others behind.
Stan: What the hell are we supposed to do?!
The Three Remaining Fighters soon found themselves dodging another attack from Combustion Man. In the confusion, Mac grabbed Stan and shoved a rifle in his arms.
Mac: Sokka and I will draw his fire, take him from behind!
Stan nodded as Mac got to his feet and charged off to help Sokka, while Stan turned to the Black Family and shouted.
Stan: GO! WE'LL HANDLE THIS!
And the Family retreated into the House.
Meanwhile,
Traversing a partly destroyed part of the residence wall, Jack, Wendy and Kyle reached a spot in the woods, not too far from Dark Meadows.
Jack: Alright, Now you two look for any twigs and fallen leaves you can find and bring them to me!
Not bothering to question why, seemingly knowing what the old Veteran was up to, the two kids rushed off to obey, while Jack found a spot untouched by snow, got on all fours and dug with his claws.
Meanwhile,
Sokka rolled out of the way of another blast and flung his boomerang at the Assasin, it whirled around and knocked him straight in the face, knocking him down, just as Mac came in with an AR-15 and pointed it at the downed man, warning him not to get up, But Combustion Man sat up and with even more concentration than usual, fired another blast at Mac, causing the Weapons Specialist to duck for cover as the propulsion of the blast sent Combustion Man flying back to his feet, he then turned around and bright his metal arm and leg together, forming a shield as Stan fired his Rifle at him, the bullets bouncing off the silver prosthetics.
As Sokka charged to attack him with his club, Combustion Man whirled around, Grabbed Sokka by the throat and tossed him into Stan, knocking them into each other, Mac than ran towards him and landed a punch in Combustion Man's face, the two locked into brief fray of Hand to Hand, before Combustion Man headbutted Mac and grabbed him by throat too, before he could finishing him however, a whistle came out, and he looked to Jack standing there.
Jack: I know where the Pine Twins are! You'll have to catch me if you want to learn more!
Gritting his teeth, Combustion Man dropped Mac and chased after Jack, through the broken wall and into the woods, he was about to unleash a Combustion Blast on the old Fox, but suddenly, formed up his prosthetic shield again as Mac and Stan suddenly appeared behind him and fired their guns, hobbling on one leg, Combustion Man was pushed back a bit more, until Stan and Mac had to stop firing to cool off their guns, allowing Combustion Man the opportunity to blast them again, But than Wendy jumped out and threw a stone at his Eye Tattoo, it bounced off his head and caused him to stumbled back, and then fall through a pile of sticks and leaves and into a pit, Jack and Kyle soon came out of hiding as the group converged to see Combustion Man trapped in the hole.
Jack: Got him!
A few minutes later, The Police arrived and took Combustion Man away, while the Blacks conversed with the Freedom Watch.
Steve: We can't thank you enough, that Combustion guy must have thought we were hiding someone.
Jack: If you do see them, let us know.
Linda: Good luck in finding those twins, this town has become particularly unfriendly tonight.
Mac pulled out his Walkie.
Mac: Mark, We got Combustion Man, still no sign of Dipper and Mabel.
Meanwhile,
Mark: Understood, nothing on our end either.
He, along with Aang and Katara had been joined by the Super Robot Monkey Team and were now standing in front of the Loud House, Questioning Mr. and Mrs. Loud and their family of one son and ten daughters.
Lynn Sr: I'm sorry, We haven't seen them, but we'll let you know I'd we do, good night.
And he closed the door.
Nova: Well, not here.
Mark kept talking to Mac: Just get Combustion Man somewhere he can't get out, I'll get back to you later.
And he ended the call, just as Chiro walked up.
Chiro: Lieutenant, We've searched the block, asked around, I don't think they're in town.
Antauri: Should we send out search parties into the surrounding woods?
Mark: Maybe, I'll call Badger and Mickey and we'll-
Suddenly, The Radio began to sound again, and Mark answered it.
Mark: Yes?
?: When I find your kids, I'm calling you, find me then.
Mark froze at these words and before he could call back, The Caller hung up.
Katara: Who was it?
Mark: I… I don't know…
Meanwhile,
Dipper and the gang ambled along the streets until they came upon Club Carface itself.
Brian: We're sure to find a phone in there!
Pacifica: But how do we get in?
Stewie rolled up his sleeves.
Stewie: I got this.
And sauntered up to the door and knocked, The Eye slit opened.
Bouncer: Password or Reservation?
Stewie: Does the name "T-Bone Telly Dog" ring a bell?
The Eye Slit shut and the door opened.
Brian: Who is "T-Bone Telly Dog?"
Stewie: Don't worry about it.
And they entered the club and met with a dorky Schnoodle named Killer, they were unaware that Dib, Vana and Kitty were doing the same, the place was massive on the inside, full of an sorted hive of villainy, namely with Dogs and Cats as either patrons or staff, with a good scattering of Rats, Weasels, Stoat, Ferrets, Foxes and Humans, all drinking, gambling and partaking in other lecherous and infidelity activities.
Kitty: Wow, there are all kinds of creeps in here.
Vana: Yeah, let's find this Carface guy.
Dip stepped forward, only to be met with a pair of Terriers.
Terrier #1: Got an appointment?
Vana: Where's your boss, Fido?
Terrier #2: Not your concern Missy.
Vana grabbed the dog by his collar.
Vana: Then I'll make it my concern!
Dib: Vana No!
But the other Terrier was already lunging at Vana, who shot out a kick in retaliation, the one she was holding reached out and pushed back, pinning her to the floor, prompting Kitty to kick him off.
?: Hey now, take it easy!
An obese grey Pit Bull, dressed in a pink shirt with rolled up sleeves, a black vest, and a light green bowtie, waddled in and broke up the Fight.
Carface: Hey, how you kiddies doing? Names Carface.
Meanwhile,
Killer led Dipper's group to a phone, unaware of their friends being led to Carfaces office.
Killer: Alright here it is.
He tossed them a quarter.
Killer: Phone use is on the house.
Dipper caught it and inserted into the Phone as he dialed the number.
Dipper: Hello? Uncle Mark? If you're hearing this, We're at Club Carface, In the bad part of town, please hurry.
?: Ah, gonna go crying to Uncle? Are we?
All heads turned in alarm as Steele slunk into view, his teeth nastily bared.
Brain: Oh crap!
Meanwhile,
Carface: So, how can I help you kids?
Carface sat behind his desk as Dib, Vana and Kitty sat across from him.
Dib: We're looking for Bill Sykes, He put a Bounty on our Friends, do you know where he is?
Carface: Eh, I'd prefer not to, I'm already in debt to him, But I've seen his dogs around, a pair of Dobermen named Roscoe and Desoto, apparently they've separated from their master.
Vana: How come?
Carface: Not sure, they're usually always at his side, But I've heard word of something, there was a Murder at one of his apartments.
This perked the kids up.
Kitty: A Murder?
Carface: Two weeks ago, someone paid off the police to keep it hush hush, My business partner, Cat R. Waul and I, we checked it out for ourselves, someone broke in and-
There was a shout from down below, and from the glass window overlooking the rest of the place, all eyes turned to see pandemonium occur, as Patrons scattered.
Carface: What in blazes?!
Meanwhile,
Dipper and Mabel scrambled away as Steele bounded on them, biting and swiping at them with his claws, as Pacifica picked up a chair and swatted at him, knocking the Malamute back, as she did, Several other Vermin began pulling out weapons upset at being disturbed and before long, a whole club fight had broken out! Catching the tune of an entire song!
Crowd: HEY! Not Complin!
HEY SCUM!
We're Supplin.
YOU THERE!
Keep on tryin! The Mob is here and Jivin!
STOP THERE!
Keep it movin!
GET BACK!
We'll be movin!
YOU THERE!
Get off duty! It's the bootlegger Boogie!
Killer: In a scuff of dire fence.
one would think folks would have the sense,
to keep their conflicts out of our heads!
Brian and Stewie dived as three Rats swiped at them with Daggers.
Killer: Bums like me don't get paid for this!
You try keeping tabs on rackets!
That way when stuff like this happens!
YOU MAKE A SONG!
As Dipper scrambled to his feet, Claudandus appeared before him on a table, hissing furiously.
Dipper: Oh not you again!
Carface: RIGHT You brats this is where we end it!
You bright this bullshit to my door!
You think yourselves the goddamn law!
Then get out there and keep it!
With a slam of a button, a trap door opened, sending Dib, Vana and Kitty tumbling down it.
Crowd: HEY! Not Complin!
HEY SCUM!
We're Supplin.
YOU THERE!
Keep on tryin! The Mob is here and Jivin!
STOP THERE!
Keep it movin!
GET BACK!
We'll be movin!
YOU THERE!
Get off duty! It's the bootlegger Boogie!
As the brawl happened all around, an attractive white Mouse took to the stage.
Ms. Kitty: The fun just never stops when Violence hits the town!
And there's rum to down!
The cruelest Rat and Weasel Thugs.
Can't make this young churchmouse.
Resist their beat!
Stewie pounced on Steele and rode him towards the Bar as Brian quickly followed.
Cause it's just business see.
Everyone gets a bye.
To do or die.
In the Crossover streets!
As folks keep on swingin!
Jivin junkies singin!
To the brawls sound!
The Two Dogs and Baby crashed against the counter as a band of Cats punched on them.
Cats: We don't we pour you gents a cup of autumn liquor?
To keep your heads spinning around for us to have a joke!
Your friends seemed to be occupied,
And you guys look like you'r for higher tiers.
Now have a glance!
Dib, Vana and Kitty converged on the chaos! And saw Dipper and Mabel being accused by Claudandus.
Claudandus: You've lost your chance!
Your lives now hang on by a thin layed thread.
To my regret.
But my disdain for mankind outweighs.
The moral high ground,
Of child murder, now prepare to die.
Dib: Dipper!
Dipper, Mabel and Claudandus were briefly distracted, allowing Pacifica to grab the cat and fling him across the room right towards Dib, Vana and Kitty.
Crowd: HEY! Not Complin!
HEY SCUM!
We're Supplin.
YOU THERE!
Keep on tryin! The Mob is here and Jivin!
STOP THERE!
Keep it movin!
GET BACK!
We'll be movin!
YOU THERE!
Get off duty! It's the bootlegger Boogie!
In the Confusion, Dipper, Mabel and Pacifica hurried to the bar, grabbed Brian and Stewie, and made for the door, Claudandus tried to follow, But Dib and Vana both grabbed him and held him back, just as Carface and Killer came out with a ray gun.
Carface: This here, enterprise!
Built beneath the coppers eye's,
Has long enough, bean disrupted!
You brats have caused this flip!
Now here's my parting slip!
Now if you don't pay the tip!
Killer: Well my kiddos, guess it's been nice knowing.
Before Carface could fire, a blast came through the roof and Fang the Sniper appeared through the roof on his bike.
Fang: If you're needing kids to kick it!
Fang the Sniper's your guy!
There's 50 grand on their little heads,
That I aim to collect!
Now you mates stand like sods,
While I blow up your nods!
Have a Snipe from a Marvelous ride!
With missiles on the side!
And with a press of a button, he fired several missiles everywhere, causing everyone to scatter.
Dipper: Jesus Christ!
And they dodged the missiles.
Fang: Hey! Get back here!
And Dipper's gang hurried back the way they came as Fang gave chase.
Dib: Wait Dipper come right back!
Hey, how'd I join this song?
Vana: Cause at this point, why the hell not?
Dib and Vana: AGH!
Claudandus: You're not the kids I'm after here,
But you laid a hand on hair.
And for that you'll pay most dear.
And Claudandus launched at Dib and Vana, but was suddenly kicked away by Kitty, knocking him against the wall, knocking unconscious, as Carface and Killer fired everywhere amidst the chaos.
Carface: MORONS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!
Killer: How do you stop this thing?!
Crowd: HEY! Not Complin!
HEY SCUM!
We're Supplin.
YOU THERE!
Keep on tryin! The Mob is here and Jivin!
STOP THERE!
Keep it movin!
GET BACK!
We'll be movin!
YOU THERE!
Get off duty! It's the bootlegger Boogie!
Dipper, Mabel, Brian, Stewie and Pacifica ran for the exit with Fang on his tail, his bike now right behind them.
Crowd: HEY! Not Complin!
HEY SCUM!
We're Supplin.
YOU THERE!
Keep on tryin! The Mob is here and Jivin!
STOP THERE!
Keep it movin!
GET BACK!
We'll be movin!
YOU THERE!
Get off duty! It's the bootlegger Boogie!
As they hurried out the Back door, Venom Suddenly appeared, blocking the way and pulling back a fist, Mabel pulled out her grappling hook, took Dippers hand and grappled over him, while Pacifca grabbed Brian and Stewie and slid between his legs, while Venom clumsily punched Fang, knocking him off his bike as it crashed into Venom's chest knocking him against a wall.
Dipper's group quickly hurried down the alleyway as fast as they could, before stopping to catch their breaths.
Mabel: Huh… Huh… Huh… Jesus Christ that was Chaos…
Dipper: I think I saw Dib and Vana back there… we should go back.
Pacifica grabbed his shoulder.
Pacifica: No! Not with the Bounty Hunters back there, we have to keep moving and…
Suddenly, they all found themselves covered in a large net, trapping them all together!
Pacifica: AGH! Hey what the?!
?: You're damn right about that.
It was the Dark Cycle Rider, she'd removed her helmet and stepped into the light, revealing herself to be a girl with light brown hair, and dressed in a Red Hoodie with light gray shorts, a black T-shirt, dark Brown Combat Boots, Black Glasses and was covered in cuts and bruises, A red Panda perched itself on her shoulders.
Brian: Who are you?
Robin: Someone with a score to settle, with Mark Testaburger.
To Be Continued.
Well, this was possibly the biggest chapter of all, And from here, We take a Hiatus, Will Mark and the others find the Twins? Will Dib and the Sidekick Kids resolve their difference with the South Park Kids? And who is Robin Peters? Is Bill Sykes really behind it all, find out next time on the third Chapter of Crossover Legends: Secrets of the Dark!
Also, Robin Peters belongs to annameah on Wattpad, I make no claim to own the Character.
I also realized I posted this on Season 1, My bad. :)