As Meanwhile List is toying with the strings of fate, it hears a commotion from upstairs. In the theater above, ESAD has now respawned as Supremely Advanced Radical Dinosaur; Intelligence Not Evaluated, or SARDINE for short. SARDINE has come back to get revenge on Granglefish, since his constant respawning is leaving him more and more agitated, and he wants a way to let out his anger. As SARDINE stomps through the theater in search of Granglefish, Whitebear stands before him.
"You can't be in here." Whitebear states firmly.
"Yeah? Too bad, here I am." SARDINE scoffs. "You wanna fight me? You think I haven't been through worse? You have no idea, you couldn't possibly understand."
"Ten…nine…" Whitebear starts menacingly counting down from ten. SARDINE realizes that, even if he did kill Granglefish, that wouldn't really actually solve his problems.
"Okay, yeah, sure, I'll go." SARDINE grumbles, leaving the theater. He thinks back to the reason this all started, with Nightstand shooting him with the Stand Gun and giving him Capital G. With this thought, SARDINE sets out to find Nightstand again.
Meanwhile, Cybr is cruising around the remains of Costa Brava in his Cybr-Truck, on his way back to his new private base of operations after doing a scan through the city to look for leads to follow. The vehicle notifies Cybr that it is running low on battery, so he sets his sights on the closest gas station, which happens to have the only remaining EV charger in town. Just as Cybr pulls up, he hears a tremendous ruckus, and narrowly swerves to the side to avoid being stepped on by Friezatron, who is at this moment having a heated shoving match with Kakarot Prime. Cybr simply lets out a long, exasperated sigh, before stepping out of the now-useless Cybr-Truck and beginning to walk the rest of his journey on foot. Before he gets too far, Cybr spots a familiar station wagon driving down the road, and holds up his hand to get its attention. Lunch comes to a halt and peeks out the window.
"You need something?" Lunch asks.
"My car broke down." Cybr responds bluntly.
"Alright, sure, I can give you a ride. Just hop in the back. I need to make a quick stop first, though." Lunch responds, and Cybr boards the van. Lunch speeds off down the road, while Friezatron and Kakarot Prime switch from shoving each other back and forth to slapping each other in the face in the background.
Pubert Super Smash has been traveling far and wide in search of a purpose, but despite his best efforts, he hasn't heard back from the Order. Now, he's hatched a plot that he believes is a surefire way to get what he wants. He picks up a pay phone and dials the emergency line.
"Hello, this is the Head Officer speaking. What's your emergency?"
"I AM COMMITTING A FELONY RIGHT NOW I'M CRAZY I HAVE HOSTAGES AND I'M KILLING THEM AND BEATiNG THEM UP!" Pubert shouts into the phone, before aggressively hanging up and then rubbing his hands together and smirking expectantly.
"Hi COMMITTING A FELONY RIGHT NOW, I'm Dad!" says Dad.
"Shush, you're ruining the moment."
Woo Hoo hangs up the phone in his office and sighs, rubbing his temples.
"Sorry, looks like we'll have to cut this interview short. Some crazy guy's causing trouble…" Woo Hoo presses a few buttons on his computer to trace the call, and narrows his eyes. "...across the street."
"Oh, sure, I understand. When will I hear back from you?" Wreck Woo asks.
"You got the job." Woo Hoo responds, before picking up his radio and talking into it. "Yeah, right across from the station, let's bring this guy in."
Before long, Pubert hears a siren approaching him, and Wasted Woo jumps directly out of the car to tackle him to the ground.
"What the…hey, I recognize you, aren't you one of the Order's guys?" Wasted Woo growls, squinting at Pubert.
"Uh…yeah, and I…have come to get my revenge on you! You can't stop me!" Pubert says, pretending to struggle against Wasted Woo. Wasted Woo wastes no time in cuffing Pubert, dragging him straight to the station across the street.
"You're under arrest, and you're gonna tell us exactly what the Order is plotting." Wasted Woo states, bringing Pubert into the building and towards the holding cells, while Pubert grins wildly.
SARDINE stomps up to the convention center, jabbing his finger into the marked red circle on the map to verify that he's in the right place. SARDINE then throws the large map on the ground, stamps his foot on it repeatedly in anger, and then tries to crumple it up to a small enough size to throw in a trash can, but gives up after a minute or so, just picking up the mass of paper and slamming it on top of the can. As SARDINE barges into the convention center, the map gets caught in a gust of wind and blown straight into the back of SARDINE's head, only furthering his agitation.
"I want a refund." declares SARDINE, and Nightstand and Freddy both immediately turn to stare at him.
"Who the hell are you? Also, no refunds." Nightstand asks, immediately looking away again.
"Who am I? WHO AM I? You guys got me into this damn mess!" SARDINE points at Capital G, which is hovering above his head, and then tries to jump up and pull it down to show it more clearly, but whenever he moves up, the Stand remains a fixed distance above him, so he can't reach it. Freddy takes a moment to flip through the log of customers.
"Whaddyou call that thing?" Freddy asks.
"Capital G."
Freddy waits for a few moments before speaking up again.
"And then what?"
"Huh?"
"Capital G, and then what's the next letter?"
"No, it's called Capital G."
"I have the G section right here, and there's no Stand that's just the letter G."
"First word Capital, second word G." SARDINE raises his voice in frustration as Freddy flips around through more pages.
"Oh, you're that stupid fish thing. Okay. Yeah, no refunds." Freddy says, putting the log away.
"Sure, whatever, no refunds, I don't care about the money, just get this shit off me! I'm tired of having it!"
"Hi tired of having it, I'm Dad!" says Dad.
"Um…yeah, sorry, can't help you there, kinda the opposite of what we do here…" Nightstand says. "I might have an idea, though. Freddy, let's kill this guy. Him and his dumb little Stand."
"Wait wait, no, that won't-" SARDINE starts, but Freddy is already sapping his nutrients rapidly using Health Critical. SARDINE loses consciousness and falls to the ground.
"Hey, you guys got a phone charger I can grab for a moment?" Lobus says, walking into the room from the basement.
"Lobus, get your own damn charger, that's not our problem! Actually, sure, you can take that guy's stuff if you kill him." Nightstand points at SARDINE.
"Hell yeah, score!" Lobus says, running over to SARDINE and biting the dinosaur on the neck and shaking around like a dog. SARDINE's last bit of health disappears, and he dies, activating Capital G's quite lengthy timer.
"Oh right, didn't his Stand make him come back to life or something?" Nightstand says, remembering the initial encounter with Primitive Fish. "Whatever, doesn't change anything. We'll just have to make him pay extra when he comes back."
"He din av a charga" Lobus says, swollen and purple across his face and mouth from biting into SARDINE's poisonous skin. "Soo…can I av yours?"
"Fuck off Lobus, ask Paul, we're busy." Nightstand says, making a shooing motion before sitting back down across from Freddy and resuming their game of chutes and ladders.