GRAVITY

Izuku was pouring himself a bowl of screws and motor oil when the gravity flipped. He crashed through the ceiling. Aoyama was pinned beneath his desk above him.

"Hello Aoyama. Have you seen my breakfast?"

"Please… help…"

The gravity flipped. Izuku fell back through the floor and landed in front of a bowl of washers. He picked up a spoon, and gravity inverted again. He flew straight through the hole in the ceiling, continued past Aoyama's crushed ribcage, and got stuck in Tsuyu's floor.

Tsuyu looked unbothered by the inversion of a universal physical phenomenon, clinging to the wall and licking her eyeball with her tongue.

"Hello Asui. I apologize for the hole in your floor."

"It's fine, I wasn't using that anyways." Tsuyu's tongue snapped a dragonfly out of the air. "And call me Tsu."

"User identification recognized. Acknowledged, friend Tsu."

Izuku dropped past Aoyama's twitching legs, pinned to his bedroom floor beneath his desk, and dropped in front of a bowl of metal spoons in antifreeze.

Just as he was about to dump the bowl in his mouth, gravity went topsy-turvy. Through Aoyama's room, then past Tsuyu's floor and Aoyama twitching under his desk lodged in the ceiling, Izuku got himself stuck in Ochako's floor. Ochako was still on the floor, while all her furniture was on the ceiling.

"Hey Izuku!" Ochako hopped in place and said, "Turns out my Quirk is working in reverse now! And I'm not even getting-"

Ochako retched rainbows into her trash can. The rainbow vomit floated up, coating her ceiling. "Aww come on!"

Izuku fell through Tsuyu's room, past Aoyama trying to crawl out from under his desk, and in front of a plate of copper wire and ball bearings. Izuku picked up a fork, only to go flying up once more, through Aoyama and Tsuyu's rooms, past Ochako and a rainbow-colored Aoyama writing his will in vomit on the desk's underside, and into the roof. Sero was stuck next to him, taped hand and foot to the shingles.

"Hello Sero. How is it hanging?"

"I can feel the tape coming undone. Please man, you gotta help me!"

Izuku fell through the three bedrooms and landed next to a bowl with Aoyama's limbs sticking out from under a desk in it. He went for a bite, only for gravity to flip again. Through three bedrooms and a rainbow cloud, through a roof with ripped tape on the shingles, and into the atmosphere Izuku went. Loud explosions approached him. Bakugo soared through the sky like an angry jet fighter, shouting, "I knew it! The robots took our gravity!"

"Hello Kacchan! Mom invited you over."

"Never!"

"She's making spicy katsudon."

Bakugo sulkily crossed his arms. "Fine, tell Auntie I'll be there."

Izuku fell back down, through the roof, three bedrooms, one desk, one vomit-drenched Aoyama, and one chair. In front of him was a bowl of milk and cereal. Izuku took a bite and said, "I wonder who's using mom's gravity inverter."

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Eri hit the switch and giggled when she flew up to the ceiling. She pressed it again and thumped back on her bed. Inko took the device out of her hands and said, "That's enough of that sweetie, that's not a toy."

"Aww, but it was fun!"

"Yeah, but now mommy has to rewind the timeline again. Be a good girl and I'll let you play with the weather control, alright?"

"Okay!"