INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM - DAY
Peter Griffin is sitting on the couch, staring wistfully at an old photograph.
PETER: (sighing) Ah, Tab Clear. Now that was a soda.
LOIS: (laughing) Oh, Peter, you're not still nostalgic for that, are you?
PETER: (defensively) What's wrong with that? Tab Clear was a great soda!
LOIS: (teasingly) Oh, yeah? Better than Crystal Pepsi?
PETER: (scornfully) Crystal Pepsi? That was a joke! Tab Clear was the real deal.
LOIS: (smiling) Peter, you know that Coca-Cola intentionally made Tab Clear taste terrible, right?
PETER: (incredulously) What? No way!
LOIS: (serious) It's true! They only created it to take out Crystal Pepsi! It was a kamikaze marketing strategy that succeeded!
PETER: (refusing to believe) That's just a conspiracy theory, Lois! Tab Clear was a masterpiece!
LOIS: (laughing) Peter, you're impossible!
PETER: (determined) I'm telling you, Lois, Tab Clear was the best! And I'm going to prove it!
Peter jumps up from the couch and starts rummaging through the fridge, looking for any remaining Tab Clear.
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INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM - DAY
Peter is rummaging through the attic, searching for any remaining Tab Clear. He finally finds an old case of Tab Clear from 1992.
PETER: (excitedly) Yes! I knew I had some left!
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EXT. GRIFFIN FRONT YARD - DAY
Peter sets up a makeshift stand in front of his house, with a sign that reads "Vintage Tab Clear - $10 a can!"
PETER: (excitedly) Come and get it! The best soda ever made!
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EXT. GRIFFIN FRONT YARD - LATER
Peter is standing at his stand, waiting for customers. However, no one seems interested.
PETER: (disappointed) Come on, people! This is a rare opportunity!
A passerby walks by and glances at the stand.
PASSERBY: (laughing) Tab Clear? Isn't that that disgusting clear soda from the 90s?
PETER: (defensively) Hey, Tab Clear is a classic!
The passerby shakes his head and walks away.
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EXT. GRIFFIN FRONT YARD - LATER
Peter is still standing at his stand, but now he's starting to get desperate.
PETER: (yelling) Okay, okay! I'll give you a deal! $5 a can!
A group of kids walk by and start laughing.
KID 1: (teasingly) Hey, mister! Why are you trying to sell old soda?
PETER: (frustrated) Because it's vintage, okay? It's valuable!
The kids laugh and walk away.
FADE TO BLACK.