Here is another chapter of Race to the Edge and Beast Wars.
Intro: "In the night with a violet purple shockwave over the ocean and imitating from the moon, it reveals Hiccup and Toothless older by five years dives down flying fast over the ocean surface. It's now Morning as Hiccup rode on Toothless flying to an island, and beside them are two Maximals Airrazor and Nightscream in beast modes. The island has a base combining Viking construction and Cybertronian technology, and flying around it, dragons. In the main tower, is Astrid with her arms crossed, Fishlegs with the Book of Dragons, their dragons Meatlug and Stormfly beside them, and along side them is Tigertron and Cheetor. The screen shows the twins Ruffnut and Tuffnut fighting while mounted on their two headed dragon Barf and Belch, Snotlout leaning on a chair with Hookfang behind him, Rattrap and Dinobot stood, while the raptor Maximal held his sword in hand. In the communication tower shows Rhinox, Airazor and Nightscream in robot mode. And in the forge/laboratory is Botanica, Silverbolt and his lover Blackarachnia. Hiccup knee down holding an object similar to a scope with Optimus Primal standing beside him, and Toothless opens his mouth glowing purple violet into the scope that in heightens the light to reveal something. Looking through the scope showing new species of dragon, and it shows images Norsemen writing and glyphs of the dragons and locations. Hiccup narrates as the Dragon Riders, their dragons and the Maximals and Team Prime standing beside each other: "This changes everything." Dragons Race to the Edge and Beast Wars.
In the open sea, as the Dragon Riders along with Silverbolt, Airazor and Nightscream flew in the air in beast mode. Hiccup says to his teammates: "Alright gang, we'll buzz past the Scauldron and draw its attention, so Astrid, Ruff, Tuff and Airazor can net it from behind and drag it out to sea. Got it?" Tuffnut says to Hiccup: "I still think we should blast it." Nightscream adds in agreement: "Yeah, or I can screech it away." But the female Viking warrior says to the male twin and bat Maximal: "Stoick and Optimus Prime just wants us to move the Scualdron out of Berk's fishing lain's, so do get any crazy ideas." She said to them.
But Ruffnut says to her friend: "Uh, sorry but, crazy's what we do Astrid. Duh!' She finishes with Barf turning his head upside down with the female twin hanging by her legs. Silverbolt flying next to Airazor asks her: "Why are we doing this?" The fuzor questions to the female hawk Maximal. "I get Optimus Prime wants us to relocate a dragon, but why with these children?" To which Airazor answers: "First off; they're not children they're teenagers, very big differences. Secondly; they are our allies and if they need help we help them." But Silverbolt still has his doubts: "True. But why not let the humans solve their own problems?" He spoke thinking this was none of their concern.
Then Fishlegs says to the gang especially to the twins: "You guys do realize that a scoldron's hot water blast can rip the scales right off a Screaming Death?" Then they hear a loud roar, they turn to see emerging its head is the same aquatic dragon the Scoldron.
Hiccup says to his team: "There it is. Let's focus you guys." With that, Astrid throws the rope ends of the net, one for the female twin and the other for the female hawk Maximal. With that the team begins their task, Fishlges dryly says: "As usual, no body's ever listens to Fishlegs." But then he starts sniffling.
As they drew closer without being detected by the scoldron, Hiccup says to his friends: "1…" He said as Fishlegs feels like he's going to sneeze. "2…" Fishlegs, still trying to hold it in. "3!" Hiccup finishes, but the large body Viking finally sneezes which sends him and Meatlug flying backwards wildly and hysterically.
This catches the attention of the Scoldron, who turns his head around with an angry look on his face.
Fishlegs and Meatlug's spinning around out of control and the gronckle's tail hits Snotlout off his dragon Hookfang. The muscular Viking members falls off screaming into the net. He exclaims: "Help me!" Snotlout was now tangled in the net, Nightscream says sarcastically: "So much for going by the books by this one." Then Fishlegs and Meatlugs still hysterically spins into the bat Maximal.
Hiccup yells: "Abort! Abort!" But Fishlegs and Meatlug still flew into them, and Airazor, Astrid and the twins were still holding the net and were unintentionally flying towards the aquatic dragon. Snotlout says to himself: "I knew I hated this mission." But before the dragon could attack, Silverbold and Hiccup with Toothless swoops in between, Silverbolt transforms into robot mode using two feathers as swords, preparing to fight, Hiccup says to his dragon: "Plasma blast bud!" With that the Night Fury blast in the scoldron's face, which causes it to retreat.
With that Tuffnut says to his friend: "Oh, I see. You're allowed to blast it." Silverbolt says to the male twin: "Relax he only stunned it. Just until we come back with a better plan." He explains but Tuffnut still mutters.
In the Berk village, where Snotlout angrily yells at Fishlegs: "You and your snot rockets almost got me killed!" Astrid walks up to him and says reassure him: "Come down Snotlout you live." She dryly and sarcastically says waving her finger in the air with little effort, "Yah for us." But the muscular Viking member is still upset and says: "No thanks Itch-legs here!" He points to his associate.
To which Fishlegs is violently scratching his legs, he says: "This is so weird…" he was about to sneeze, "I mean I never…ever…" then he does sneeze. This confused to the group to which Nightscream in robot mode asks: "Do you think it's possible you could have a cold?" Airazor speaks regarding: "I may be out of town, but I doubt a cold has any symptoms regarding itchy legs." Fishlegs speaks again: "I don't get sick." But he then starts scratching his buttocks which everyone finds disgusting. Hiccup says also disturbed by the sight: "Oh gods." Silverbolt speaks as well: "I'm gonna have that removed from my memory data banks." Tuffnut says to Fishlegs: "Dig deeper, see if you can draw blood." The Viking Prince says to his dragon knowledgeable friend: "Well something's clearly not right with you." He spoke with concern for his friend's condition.
As for Fishlegs he still continues to scratch himself as he turned from behind, but he turns to his friends and says to them: "I don't see what the big deal is, okay." He began to scratch his face. "Everybody sneezes and scratches sometimes." But Tuffnut disagrees and says: "No like a honey covered, on an ant hill." They all turn to Tuffnut with a very specific details. "What? You never seen a honey covered yak on an ant hill? Well those things scratch. It's terrifying." He spoke as he remembered, and he clenched his eye lids in horror, to which Silverbolt says regarding it: "That sounds traumatic." He tries to be gentle in the approach to the experience Tuffnut witnessed. Tuffnut says to him: "It was. It was horrible, in fact the horrors haunt my dreams." He dramatically spoke.
But Fishlegs still scratching says: "I really don't feel sick, okay? I promise, I'm fine." Then the Viking begins scratch his back up against his gronckle's side. This still disturbed everyone, Hiccup turns his head and closes his eyes, then he says: "Then maybe you're allergic to something." Airazor says in agreement as she rubs her chin: "That's could be possible. Allergies do tend to flare up, sometimes it would take years for it to surface." But the dragon knowledgeable Viking disagrees: "Hu, that's impossible. Allergies don't run in the Ingerman family. I am clean and serene and…" Ruffnut finishes as she jokes and points at him: "An itching machine!" Then the male twin steps in and says: "May I interject? We at the Thorson house, have a simple allergen detection system. It has never failed." The female twin questions her twin brother: "That's a system?" Tuffnut whispers to her: "It is now."
At the Berk Dragon Academy, the three Maximals are with them along with Bumblebee and Smokescreen who happens to be there. Smokescreen asks: "So Fishlegs is either sick or suffering allergies but he won't admit it?" Astrid answers: "Pretty much. But the twins have a way to detect the allergies." Bumblebee beeps: ("This'll be both fun and gross at the same time.").
To begin the test, Tuffnut holding a large green egg and says: "A thousand year old egg. Slam this down your gullet." To which at first Fishlegs is disgusted by it till he takes a bite and swallows it, but he likes it, even says regarding it in a happy tone: "Oh. It could use a little sea-salt." Tuffnut was disappointed in the response, but Ruffnut pushes him aside and says: "What about this?" She hits Fishlegs in the face with a fury object. "Yak hair, takes itching to a whole new level." In the end some of the hair was still on Fishlegs' face.
Then the large body Vikings says regarding the yak hair: "Not really. Kinda feels like my old Aunt Girda. You know she used to…" He still scratches face but Hiccup stops him: "No! I like to be able to sleep tonight." Airazor agrees with Hiccup: "Yes, I may not know of this Aunt Girda. But from Hiccup remembers, let's not go into details." She said.
Tuffnut walks up with a mug and says what it is: "Spoiled coagulated, goat milk with just a pinch of hove jame. I find it changes the whole experience." He hands the mug to Fishlegs who smells it then, hoist over him, and it wasn't a liquid but a squishy solid that fall down into his mouth and he likes it. His expression is disguised by the taste at first and says: "Aw! That is…" his expression changes to delightful. "Cheesy and delicious." The group was finding disguised even the Maximals, Nightscream asks: "Isn't there anything this guy doesn't find disgusting?"
Fishlegs walks up to Meatlug, picks up a rock, tosses it into the air and she eats it, as he says: "I'm telling you. I've never been allergic to any…achoo!" He sneezes on his dragon. Hiccup rubbing his chin thinking regarding the sneezing and being near Meatlug. "What? What is it?" Hiccup answers: "Fishlegs, I think you might be allergic too…Meatlug." This confused his friend, Astrid also questioned this: "Why all of sudden would be allergic to Meatlug?"
To which the twins answer, Tuffnut begins: "Perhaps is just a simple case of adult onset allergy." Ruffnut says in agreement with her twin brother: "Ah, I concur with your diagnosis Dr. Nut." The male twin appreciating his sister's comment: "I concur with your concretion." The female twin continues to explain: "Adult onset, allergies develop in your elder years when your immune system mistakenly identifies as a dangerous substance." This shocked the group of their big words coming from the twins of all people. Silverbolt whispers to Snotlout: "Are you sure that these guys are at the less intelligent ones of the group?" Snotlout replies: "Normally yes, they don't usually read or write or even count. But this surprises us all." He explains the twins lack of intelligence.
Fishlegs still in disbelief as he scratches Meatlug's chin and says to her: "Don't be silly. There's no way, (sniffing) I'm…allergic…" he spoke as he still scratching his face, then Ruffnut pushes his face on to Meatlug and he repeatedly and rapidly sneezes. Ruffnut says regarding this: "Oh yeah, diagnosis confirmed." As she removes her hand from Fishlegs' neck, he pulls his face off of Meatlut. Hiccup walks up to Fishlegs and says to him: "Fishlegs, there's only two people who may actually be able to help."
The allergic dragon rider, the Viking prince and his cousin along the Night Fury and Gronckle are now up at Gothie's home, along with Gobber and Ratchet. Gothie the village elder, is preforming some Oriental moving meditation as she moves her walking stick around. The muscular Viking with his arms crossed says in an amused tone: "(Chuckle) I gotta see this." Then Gothie opens her eyes, and starts writing in the sand.
"What's she saying?" Asked Fishlegs, to which Gobber reads it to himself. "What? WHAT?!" To which the old blacksmith answers: "She wants to paralyze you." This frightened Fishlegs but Snotlout moves in and exclaims: "Yes!" But Gothie quickly bashes Gobber in the head, and he says correcting himself: "Check that. Hypnotize. Sorry, she wants to hypnotize you." Snoutlout was disappointed: "Oh, come on."
Then the village elder uses her staff to hypnotize Fishlegs who follow the staff, but he says regarding this: "Ho-ho-ho. Unfortunately guys, this is never gonna work on me because way to…" then he makes a goofy face follow by passing out back first on the balcony of Gothie's home as he snores.
Snotlout standing over him speaks: "Unconscious? Ah!" He mocks, then he turns to Hiccup. "Quick put his hands in warm water." But his cousin replies: "We're gonna do that." He protested, Gobber translating for Gothie: "Ok, now that he's under, she wants us to tell him, he's not allergic to Meatlug." Snotlout questions: "Does that really work?" To which Ratchet answers: "I highly doubt that. It's not like the brain can follow a command you give it with the person being unconscious. if anything this hypnosis is a waste of time. If anything I should be finding a cure for him that can help make him tolerable to Meatlug." He spoke of a more scientific solution over the hypnosis method.
Hiccup rebuttals: "I will never know unless we try it out." To which he walks to Fishlegs and says to him as he sleeps. "Here goes. Fishlegs, you are not allergic to Meatlug. You are not allergic to Meatlug." He still was asleep, but then Snotlout questions: "So…that's it?" Hiccup says to his ignorant cousin: "Hypnosis is very powerful. Ok, let's bring him out." He said to wake his friend up.
But Snotlout stops him and says: "No,no,no hang on a second. We have an opportunity here." He said with a sinister smile as he rubs his hands together, this disturbed Ratchet who asks him: "What are you getting in your mind Snotlout?" To which the muscular Viking answers: "We can rebuild Fish-face. We can turn him into a worship Viking, fearless godlike hero, as strong as three yaks. A Viking who commands attention!" He spoke all of this while Fishlegs was under subconscious, hypnosis. "In other words a Viking worthy of my friendship." But the Autobot medic protests: "Oh that's just complete and utter nonsense. Why not give him intelligence to go with that brute strength? Why not give him a brilliant strategic mind that he thinks three steps ahead of his enemies before they once step ahead of him? And also has intelligence of a medical profession that rivals even mine?" Fishlegs also overhears this too, this gave him brilliant military and medical intelligence, as he stood up right.
Hiccup agrees with Ratchet and says: "Ratchet's right Snotlout, but sorry, we're not doing any of that. You can bring him out of it now." He said to Gothie who walk up in front of Fishlegs, she looks at him then snaps her fingers. To which he opens his eyes with a gruff look on his face, he stands up rotating his shoulders popping them. Ratchet asks Fishlegs: "Fishlegs? Are you alright?" To which he pops his fists, and answers with a question with a tough tone of voice: "Fishlegs? There's no Fishlegs here." He pushes the two cousins aside as he walks to Meatlug. "Who is this pudgy little reptile?" He asks regarding his own dragon in an insulting tone of voice which hurt her feelings, she retreats, Gobber speaks: "Well that was a bit harsh." Hiccup asks his friend: "Fishlegs are you all right?" To which he answers: "Are you deaf skinny-one-legged-boy?" He takes Gothie's staff right out of her hand. "My name's Bonecrusher!" He snaps the staff in half, "Thor, Bonecrusher!" The village elder was shocked then her expression changed to mad.
Hiccup and Ratchet were shocked, but Snotlout was happy, Hiccup asks his cousin: "Snotlout, do you realize what you have done? You fool! You created…" He pulls his arm angrily speaking but he pushes off Hiccup's arms and answers: "My very own Super-Viking! Thor flipping Bonecrusher! I love it!" He grabs his helmet in excitement, to Ratchet speaks: "Primus help us all." Fishlegs or Bonecrusher stood heroically with his left foot on a sheep, and his hands on his side but with fists.
In the town center, Thor Bonecrusher walks through town, filled with confidence and upright position. He sees a woman and waves to her: "Hello." He was the talk of the town, he was the envy of the town in more ways than one. Behind him is Ratchet, Snotlout, Hiccup and Astrid, to which the female warrior asks: "…And Gothie can't just turn him back?" To which Hiccup answers: "Not without her staff, which Thor Bonecrusher, crushed a threw off the cliff." He explained to Astrid. As they passed the people were still confused one woman asks a man: "Is that Fishlegs?" The man didn't know how to respond.
Snotlout asks his new friend Bonecrusher: "So TB, you're not afraid of anything?" Then he pulls out a sword and tries to strike him but Thor Bonecrusher catches it with both his bare hands, the pulls it out of Snotlout's hands throwing it. Then Thor Bonecrusher scoffs and says: "Child's play." Then Snotlout pulls out a touch: "How about fire?" To which he throws it aside and says: "I scoff at fire!" To which a woman yells: "Fire! My house on fire! Someone threw a torch at my house." To which Thor Bonecrusher yells: "Perfect! A call for action!" To which he fearlessly charges into the burning house, he kicks down the door charges into the raging inferno, he kicks down a wall carrying a sheep in one arm and an old woman over his shoulder.
The people cheered, to which he lets down the two and says to his audience, "Please, hold your applause till the end of the rescue." To which he picks up a water trout and lifts it over his head then throws it over the burning building. This awed people, Thor Bonecrusher turns his fan, "You may commence." The people were in cheer praising his name. The old woman walks up to him and thanks him: "Fishlegs." But he still questions his original name: "Fishlegs? Why does everyone keep calling me Fishlegs?" But the woman rebuttals: "But your Fishlegs, Fishlegs." To the he says to her: "Nonsense Crone!" Then he continues onward.
As he walks through town, he sees a man with a broken arm, and stops and says: "Sir, what ales you?" The man replies: "I broke my arm last week, and it hasn't healed." To which Bonecrusher examines it, see it very carefully, then says: "Ah, I see. Your arm isn't just hurt, the Humerus bone has been disconnected from your Radius and Ulna bones. But not to worry, for I not only crush bones. I can fix them." But the man says to him: "Wait, wait…" but Bomecrusher begins, he uses his strength to not only reconnect the arm's bone and even he does the hand rotates the shoulder first clockwise then counter clocker wise till the arm pops a few times. Then he stops, and says: "There's we go, good as new." To the man's surprise his arm was healed, and he could wiggle his fingers, the man says: "My gods. My arm, it's healed. Not only that but it feels 30 years younger." To that Bonecrusher says: "No need to thank me. Your feeling healthy is appreciative enough." He rushes forward.
Thor Bonecrusher then jumps on a stump and makes a public announcement to the people: "People of Berk, Metal giants from the stars! It is with great pleasure that I announce the arrival of me, Thor Bonecrusher! The most universally feared and loved Viking in all the land. Here to enchant you with my presents." He spoke in a booming and alluring tone of voice to which the people and near by Autobots mainly Ratchet, Bulkhead and Smokescreen. Smokescreen turns to his friends and asks: "Hey, Bulkhead, doesn't Fishlegs seem…different today?" To which the Autobot wrecker replies to the Autobot elite: "Yeah. It's almost like he's a different person now. And calling himself Thor Bonecrusher? What, did he legally changes his name?" The Autobot medic steps in and says: "In a way he did. Thanks to Snotlout and unfortunately my words while Fishlegs was under hypnosis Snotlout spoke of turning Fishlegs into a fierce warrior, and unfortunately, I added also intelligence and medical knowledge to that." Bulkhead simplifies: "So basically you just reprogrammed him." Ratchet agrees: "Basically."
Then a man yells: "Look out, the cart!" A cart filled with apples was rolling down a slop, and in its direction was a baby in a carriage. But Thor Bonecrusher was hot on the scene he jumps in the air spiraling which shocked and amazed everyone. Then a woman yells: "Ah, the baby!" But then Thor Bonecrusher lands heroically with one hand open to stop said cart, but with right foot, he stops down on the cart throwing the baby in the catch it with his other hand, kisses it, then tosses while stopping the cart sending the apples flying as well. The baby lands in the woman's hands, but Thor Bonecrusher catches the apples with the said cart he stopped, but the last one he purposely bounces off his head and onto a for of a man planning to eat a shoe. The man was confused by this but then he puts the said apples in the shoe and exclaims: "Apple boot!" And he eats it.
This made everyone cheer for Fishlegs or Thor Bonecrusher, who says: "All in a day's work." The woman carrying the baby he saved, she gives to him, who holds it and kisses the baby he saved, showing that he's a muscular fearsome warrior with the healing touch, and a heart of gold.
Snotlout still was amazed by Bonescrush's one man army abilities, he exciting asks: "Did you see that? That was incredible! He did then a flip and a toss, the he did a thing, the flipped into the other thing. Hi, he was amazing." He said as he moves doing some of the stuff Bonecrusher did, as he explains it, he was almost fanboying over this new version, Smokescreen whispers to Bulkhead: "I see someone has a man crush on Fishlegs new identity." The Wrecker nods in agreement.
Ratchet agrees: "Indeed. He is courageous, smart, strong. This version of him as the superior version." He comments regarding this alter ego of his friend. Astrid asks: "Is it just me? Or has Snotlout and Ratchet fall in love with Fishlegs?" Then Snotlout begins a chant: "Bonecrusher! Bonecrusher!" The entire people even Smokescreen chants as he raises his hand with the baby in hand.
But in the mist of the chant, Bonecrusher hears something, similar to an animal's call, he stops the chant and says: "Shh! Everyone, Thor hears the sound of a baby yak in trouble." He returns the baby to his mother, and goes to source of the animal crying.
Elsewhere a baby yak running in the field, running even heading to the edge of a cliff. As for Bonecrusher he runs faster then anyone on the island, he jumps off roofs, even doing gymnastics.
The baby yak kept running till Bonecrusher stops him in his tracks, the infantile yak stops, the super Viking raises his hand yelling "Yah!" With that one hand he grabs the yak's back, and hits a pressure point, but instead of killing it, the yak simply falls, but before it hits the ground, Bonecrusher catches it, and gently lays it down. He feels the yak's body to find why it was whining, "Ah. Here's the problem, a little bit of a thorn in its hoof. Don't worry lil one. Your suffering ends." With that he pulls the said thorn out of the hoof, pulls some long grass off the ground, strung them together and made a make shift cast over the wound. "Sleep well little yak. Sleep well, rest regain your strength." He stands back up, then a man yells: "What's next Thor? Show us more feats of bravery!" He smacks his friend's should eager to see more.
To which Bonecrusher says to his adoring fans: "Hohoho! I shall citizen, I shall. But first, I must claim a weapon be fitting of a god!" Snotlout and Ratchet rushing to Bonecrusher, and Snotlout is excited to speak to him and asks: "Oh, Thor! You gotta teach me that Viking-yak pinch." To which he does demonstrate by grabbing Snotlout's should and does the same trick, causing him some mild irritation then passing out. "All in the wrist, Snot-man." Then Ratchet questions: "Fishlegs…I mean Bonecrusher, how did you do that?" To which the alter ego Viking answers: "Oh it was quite simple really. I have a particular pressure point where his muscles are more tense than the other parts of his body. Mostly due to stress, after pinching it, I sent a shockwave they retrieves into the nerve center of the brain. The brain response to this, and simply causes the body to relax, paralyzing him for a period of time, allowing the body to rest and heal itself." This dumb found Ratchet who spend stellar cycles learning medicine but even he didn't know this. "Come doctor, bring Snot-man with us." With that Ratchet picks up Snotlout and carries him.
The trio walks to the forge where Gobber and Wheeljack are working while muttering a song as Gobber sharpens an axe, Thor Bonecrusher with Snotlout and Ratchet still with him walks up to the forge, as Hiccup rode on Toothless and Astrid on Meatlug, then Silverbolt, Airazor and Nightscream lands as well but in beast mode. Thor Bonecrusher says to Gobber and Wheeljack: "You! Simple blacksmiths." Gobber and Wheeljack turns around feeling insulted, Gobber begins: "Simple?" Wheeljack finishes: "Blacksmiths?" As the two felt insulted by Bonecrusher's words, Snotlout sees a knife and says: "Uh, how about this one?" He picks up the said knife giving it to his new friend.
"Ah, that's perfect. For removing splinters." He insults the small weapon. "Funny story, this knife can remove splinters easily, all it needs is steady hands." He flips the blade upside down and throws it. Snotlout goes for another weapon, a sword and presents it to him while speaking: "Ahaha! What about this one? You can use it to annihilate your enemies." Thor Bonecrusher swings the sword to get the feel of the said sword, and says: "Hee, it has nice handle I suppose. If I had wee lady hands." He mocks as he throws the sword almost hitting Gobber in the head with he blade, he wasn't happy his hard work was being mocked.
Ratchet pulls out a Autobot weapon a rifle, he says to him: "Why not this one? It's more advanced than a sword." To which Bonecrusher comments: "It's truly a mechanical marvel. Able to attack enemies from a distance, a boom stick. But I do not need range weapons, if anything range weapons are for cowards." Now Wheeljack was feeling insulted too, his hard work was being called a cowards weapon. Neither Gobber nor Wheeljack are taking this insult to their work, Gobber holding the axe says: "I made that handle with my best leather." And Wheeljack says regarding his gun: "And that 'boom stick' as you called it. It seen more action than you ever have since before you was born. As fought and killed countless Decepticons in battle. One time it blew off a con's head." He states regarding the weapon's use.
Then Thor Bonecrusher sees the Axe and takes it saying: "Now, this. This is an axe of a Viking!" He spines the axes and swings it, then Gobber protests: "Eh, that's Stoick's axe." But Thor Bonecrusher replies in disagreement: "Correction, this was Stoick's axe." He leaves Hiccup says to his friend: "Heh, ok Fishlegs?" Then he turns quickly, "Heh reh I mean Bonecrusher. Stoick isn't exactly the kind of chief who likes to share his things. Especially his axe." But Bonecrusher leans in and says: "Neither do I. If this Stoick fellow wants it. He can always try to take it back from me." Silverbolt says regarding this alter ego of Fishlegs: "I'll say this, he's got a new spine and guts to back it up." Snotlout loving this more and more says: "Hoho, oh man! He just totally called out Stoick! How much do we love this guy?" He still follows him but Ratchet on the other hand is starting to change his opinion: "It was fine at first, but now this is going way too far."
Meatlug was also sadden by this, she was depressed since this wasn't the rider she knew. "I'm sorry Meatlug, I know. I thought having a fearless warrior with speed, agility and strength, with a brilliant mind would be a good thing. But not while he has an ego to go with it." Ratchet said to Meatlug as he pets her, Hiccup says in agreement with the Autobot medic: "You're right Ratchet, this is getting out of hand. We need to get Thor Bonecrusher back to Gothie, before we loose Fishlegs forever." He said worrying the worse that was to come. Gobber walks up and says to the Viking Prince: "I totally agree. Just one question, where'd he go?" They notice he was gone.
In the Great Hall, Thor Bonecrusher's voice echoed as he tail of his adventures to his audience: "So there I was, Thor Bonecrusher, perched on an inferior dragon. As we approached the vicious Scoldron." He spoke with Meatlug as the gat still feeling the sting of her hurt feelings. "Faster than Odin on his eight legged horse." Snotlout yells out his friend: "You can have Hookfang next time! My monstrous nightmare. Scariest dragon of them all." He said regarding his dragon who was rest but raises his head up.
Thor Bonecrusher mockingly questions: "Monstrous nightmare? Sounds like my post mutton trip to the outhouse." He laughs and the crowd laughs too. At first Snotlout didn't laughed feeling insulted too but joins in the laugh forcibly and says: "Good one!" Hookfang was now feeling insulted only difference is he angrily stares at his rider who didn't stand up for him.
Then Hiccup, Gobber, Silverbolt and Ratchet, they turned to the feelings hurt Gronckle. Gobber says regarding her: "Pour Meatlug, wouldn't even wear her saddle. Look at her, so lonely. We've got to do something with her." Hiccup say to him: "I'll take care of her." Silverbolt says to Hiccup: "I hope you're able to. But Bonecrusher is telling tall tales to his adoring fans." He angrily turns to Bonecrusher continuing his story.
Thor Bonecrusher does continue his story: "My chances of survival were slim. I had only one option." A man of the crowd says: "Ho, ho, ho fly away?" The now intimidating Viking turns to the man who said fly away, and says: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that." The man apologizes: "Sorry." Thor Bonecrusher continues: "No, I had something very special in store for that Scoldron."
The scene changing to the ideal story of the sun high in the sky, in the open ocean, Thor Bonecrusher standing on the Gronckle seeing Scoldron's head above the surface. "Engage the beast, dragon!" He points the axe at the Scoldron and swoops down into battle as the other Dragon Rises rode on Toothless all together frighten, as for Silverbolt he too was acting frighten with Nightscream and Airazor with him also frighten. The story version of the Viking charges at the Scoldron and jumps off his dragon.
In reality he cuts a table, a plate and some meat in half, this startled the audience. "He narrowly, escaped. However next time, victory shall be mine!" He raises the axe in hand high as his audience cheers him on. Snotlout begs him: "Put me in your next story. As the background, please?"
Then a loud and booming voice says coming from the chief himself: "Fishlegs! Is that my axe?" The people muttering frighten seeing their leader in an upset town. Thor Bonecrusher however was unintimidated by the chief's presence. As Stoick walks towards Thor Bonecrusher, Hiccup steps in between and says to his father: "Hu, dad? That's not Fishlegs, Fishlegs." But Stoick confused says to his son: "Don't be daft. I'm looking right at him. Holding my axe by the way." But then Ratchet steps in and speaks: "Well technically yes, but it's more complicated than that." To which the chief asks the Autobot medic: "What do you mean Ratchet? You and my son are talking in riddles." He said sounding confused still.
Thor Bonecrusher holding the axe says to the chief: "Ah! You must be Stoick the Vast, the overrated." This took the chief by surprise but angrily says as he pushes his son aside: "What did you call me? What did he call me?" He turns to his son questioning him. To which Hiccup answers: "That's what I'm trying to tell you. He's not himself." Stoick now demanding: "Give me back my axe!" Silverbolt says to Thor: "Bonecrusher, it would be wise to return what is rightfully his property." To which Bonecrusher: "It would be wise, but it's now, my axe and property." This made Stoick angry to the point he inhales sharply and clenches his fist till they pop
Gobber steps in and says: "He was just polishing it for you chief." Hiccup says to him: "Let me handle this. I will get your axe back to you, I promise." Ratchet also speak: "Me too. This is getting far out of control even for Snotlout's sake." The Chief begrudgingly agrees and says: "Fine, but make it quick. Or I'll be taking it from him, myself!" He threatens to retrieve his property, Gobber escorted his chief out of the Great Hall, Thor Bonecrusher smirks thinking he's won this round.
Up at Gothie's home, where Hiccup, Astrid, Gobber, Ratchet, Gothie are at her home. Thor Bonecrusher says to the elder: "I hope this won't take long sorceress. I like to nap after a feast of wild boar and mead." The old woman was loosing her patience with the alter ego Fishlegs, as she stirs the herbs in a bowl to make the remedy for returning Fishlegs to himself. Hiccup says to Gothie: "Thanks Gothie, we really need Fishlegs back."
Raising Thor Bonecrusher's mouth open with a stick the pour the herbs down his throat. This made him feel bad and he rushes to a barrel and vomits in it. Astrid was disgusted and asks: "What was in that position?" To which she writes and Gobber translates: "It wasn't a position. Just spice yak bladder. She says that'll teach him for breaking her staff." Gothie had a wicked smile on her face for she had her moment of revenge.
Thor Bonecrusher stops vomit, pulls his face out of the barrel and says with a gruff tone of voice: "Not the most delicate delicacy." Astrid asks Gobber and Gothie: "What about getting Fishlegs back?" The village elder draws in the sand again and Gobber translates: "She can't re-hypnotize him, without her staff." To which the female warrior sarcastically says: "Great! Now what?" Gothie writes and Gobber translates: "Fear. Only a true feeling of terror, will shock Fishlegs back to normal." Astrid states openly: "But mr. Thor Bonecrusher over here isn't afraid of anything." To which he was over her shoulder and says to Astrid: "Truer words were never spoken my fair Viking Lady." He tries to smit with her, but she found it disturbing and disgusting. "Now then, where's that Snotty fellow? We have business to descuss." He rubs his hands and goes to find Snotlout, but before he could Ratchet was in the way holding onto the mountain side, "Hello metal healer. I can see your hanging in there." He jokes, then Ratchet says to him: "Alright, Thor Bonecrusher." He spoke sarcastically, referring to the name. "It's all good fun and games till someone gets hurt." He states to his friend but Thor Bonecrusher leaves.
Gobber says to the Viking prince: "Hiccup, you may want to swing by the old Homestead. Your father's in a bit of a…state." He tried to tell Hiccup of the situation of his home.
To which Hiccup rode on Toothless, dismounts and enters his home. Inside Stoick yelling to Meatlug who's on him licking his face: "Get this dragon off me!" Hiccup enters walks up right beside Meatlug and says to his father: "Dad, she's just lonely." But Stoick threateningly says: "Well if she doesn't get off of me, we're gonna be having Gronckle for breakfast." The prince says to his chief/father: "We need to get Fishlegs back. Before this gets any worse." Then Astrid comes in yells: "Hiccup." But realizing he spoke too soon Hiccup says: "Let me guess, and it's Thor." And Astrid continues: "Yeah, and Snotlout, and you're not gonna believe where they're heading." She spoke of the situation.
In the open ocean, underneath the surface but still visible to see is the Scoldron, and in the air flying above the water is Thor Bonecrusher, Snotlout and Hookfang. Bonecrusher sounding impatient says: "Bah! Can't this overgrown lizard fly any faster?" Snotlout chuckles then whispers to his dragon: "Come on Hookfang! You're embarrassing me." Hookfang angrily breaths smoke out of his nose. Thor Bonecrusher encourages says: "Onward, Snot-man! We must find a dragon worthy of my command. My destiny awaits." With that they continue to chase the Scoldron.
Back in the village, a man yells: "Bonecrusher's going after the Scoldron! Bonecrusher's going after the Scoldron!" The man ran through the village gaining everyone's attention, another man says: "Oh, he's going to tame the Scoldron!" Hiccup ran to Toothless while protesting: "He's gonna get killed by the Scoldron!" With that he mounts on Toothless and they fly off.
Airazor says regarding this news: "Going after the Scroldron? Is Fishlegs or Thor Bonecrusher insane?" Nightscream speaks as well: "No, more like over confident." Silverbolt finishes: "Either way, we cannot let him die. Let's go, Silverbolt, Maximize!" The Maximal transforms info beast mode along with Airazor and Nightscream, then they all take to the air to stop Thor Bonecrusher from killing himself.
In the open ocean, the four dragon riders on their three dragons and with the three areal Maximals flew heading to some dark storm clouds. Hiccup says to the team: "They're have to be down there somewhere! What was Snotlout thinking?" To which Astrid answers: "He wasn't. He's in love, he do anything for his big bonecrushing hunk of love." She spoke sounding mooching in the end of her sentence.
Hiccup speaks again: "Well we better find them, before they find the Scoldron." Nightscream says to Hiccup: "Yeah, knowing this alter ego version of Fishlegs he's gonna get himself killed." They continue to fly forward.
In the dark clouds and a darker waters the two Dragon Riders, one being Snotlout and the other Thor Bonecrusher. Thor Bonecrusher says to his companion: "Just think Snotlout, at any moment the giant beast will emerge from the water, and I will tame him. Or he'll kill you." To which scared Snotlout but he plays it off as a joke: "Ha! You're funny TB." He still forcibly laughs. "Listen, let me throw something out there. What don't we, I don't know head back, call it a day, relax at the Great Hall, tell some more really cool stories. You know I heard a Scoldron's hot water blast can rip the scales of a Screaming Death." To which the alter ego Viking questions: "What gutless fool told you that?" He hits Snotlout's helmet with Stoick's axe handle. "None-sense, Thor Bonecrusher cannot return to Berk dragon-less. Negative Snot-man. I'm not leaving these waters without my prize." He refused to turn back or take no for an answer or good common sense.
As they flew through the air, unknown to them, the Scoldron was closer than they thought. Then it jumps right out of the water, they turn to their left side to see the aquatic dragon. "Ah-ha! Time to engage my quarry. Dive dragon, dive!" He said as he bashes Snotlout's helmet again. So they do dive, with Snotlout screaming along the way, Snotlout says now regretting his decision of making Fishlegs into this nut job: "Ah! My Super-Viking's gone rouge!"
Thor Bonecrusher says to Hookfang: "Fire!" To which the Monstrous Nightmare fires at the Scoldron who dodges the first two attacks, but the third one hits him in the face. Snotlout frighteningly yells: "Ok, that's otta do it! Right TB?!" Then Bonecrusher jumps off of Hookfang and goes for the Scoldron who sprays hot water but misses its target, almost hitting Snotlout and Hookfang. But Hookfang was still startled and it causes Snotlout to fall off his dragon and into the water.
As Thor Bonecrusher lands on the Scoldron he grabs it by the bckwards hook horn and says to the beast: "Dance big boy!" To which the Scoldron does put up a fight like a rodeo bull.
Just then the other riders and Maximal arrived just in time, Hiccup exclaims: "There they are!" Silverbolt adds: "And not a moment too soon. He's riding that dragon like it was an angry bull." They fly in to help their friend.
As for Thor Bonecrusher he rides on the neck of the said aquatic dragon, which refuses to be tamed and mastered. Thor Bonecrusher speaks to it: "Ah, easy now big fella." It kept swinging its head around even causing Bonecrusher to loose Stoick's axe which falls into the water. Speaking of which, Snotlout was calling for help.
The riders look down to see their friend in trouble. Astrid yells: "Snotlout's in the water!" Hiccup says to his friends: "You guys grab him, me and Silverbolt go after Fishlegs!" As the prince, the Night Fury and the Fuzor charges forward while Astrid rescues Snotlout.
"Okay! Stormfly, let's go." She said to her dragon as they swoop down.
As for Hiccup and Silverbolt who are watching, Bonecrusher wrestle the Scoldron who laughs and says: "Hahah! This what I live for!"
Meanwhile the rescue team searches for Snotlout, Astrid yells: "Keep looking! He must be here somewhere!" They search, Nighscream uses his echo location but it doesn't work as well in water. Airazor uses her cybernetic hawk eyes to search. But as for the twins, Tuffnut asks his sister: "So how hard do we really need to look? I'm thinking some passing glances might do the trick." The Ruffnut speaks differently and why they should look hard: "Well, the sooner we rescue Snotlout, the sooner we can watch Fishlegs get eaten by the Scoldron!" The male twin says to his twin sister: "Well when you put it that way, let's go!" They continue the search.
Back with Thor Bonecrusher, and the Scoldron as his friends watches, Thor says to the dragons: "It would be so much easier, if you just submit to your new master!" But the dragon wasn't going to yield so easily, to that it dives down into the water as Hiccup and Toothless follows, Silverbolt doesn't but dive into the water.
Under the water Thor Bonecrusher still hung on for dear life, he wasn't going to give up the Scoldron without a fight either. "I got you, where I want you!" Bonecrusher said to the beast. Hiccup and Toothless were still in pursuit with Silverbolt flying behind them. He says to himself: "This is insane to say the least. Why did Snotlout had to go and make a Super-Viking?"
Speaking of which, Snotlout was still in the ocean, calling for help: "Hookfang! Ho, how could this possibly get any worse?" He jinks himself for Thor Bonecrusher and the Scoldron emerges from the water. "Worse! Way worse!" He tries to swim for his life. But then he's plucked out of the water.
In the air Snotlout had his eyes closed, he opens his eyes to his dragon who rescued him, "Ho, thank you, thank you, thank you! I will never give you away ever again!" He hugs one of the legs showing signs of gratitude.
In the ocean, Hiccup and Toothless emerges from the water but they don't see their friend nor the Scoldron. Hiccup says to Silverbolt who swoops down next to him: "Silverbolt, did you see Fishlegs and the Scoldron?" Silverbolt answers: "No, I thought you were tailing him." The Viking prince replies to the Maximal Fuzor: "I was but I lost them!" But then, the Scoldron emerges from the water again, it rose high in the air.
Hiccup, Toothless and Silverbolt flew close to the Super-Viking and tidal class dragon, who spews out water, with all three dodging the attack, Hiccup says to his friends: "Toothless, Silverbolt watch out." They do dodge, but some of Scoldron's water almost got on Silverbolt's right wing, he says feeling some minor burns: "Aha! That was too close for comfort!" He said enduring the pain.
Hiccup and his dragon flew in close, and he says to Thor Bonecrusher: "Come on! Jump over!" To which he replies with a question: "Retreat? In my moment of glory? Never!" He spoke refusing to listen to reason. The tidal class dragon kept spewing water. The Scoldron then flips Thor Bonecrusher off its neck, he lands on its tail, the two stared at each other angrily.
Then coming out of the storm comes Meatlug who purposely bashes into the Scoldron's face causing it to prematurely spew and misses its target. Even despite everything Meatlug is still loyal to Fishlegs regardless of his change in personality. Hiccup exclaims in joy: "Yes Meatlug!" But the moment of happiness quickly changes when Meatlug turns around and flees. "No Meatlug!"
The tidal class dragon chases after the bolder class dragon, all while the hypnotized Viking says to it: "Stop, Dragon! I Thor Bonecrusher command you to stop!" He then starts to climb up the Scoldron's back. But when he reaches the center of the back, "No!" He said as the Scoldron was ready to spew on Meatlug, but then Thor Bonecrusher shakes his head and reverts back to Fishlegs, and says in his normal voice: "No! Not my Meatlug! You leave my dragon alone!" He said as he runs up to the dragon's head and jumps off it and lands on Meatlug.
The Scoldron makes a u-turn only to be caught in a net which the twins, Airazor and Astrid along with Stormfly, Barf and Belch held. Airazor speaks: "We were oddly prepared for this." Hiccup and Toothless flying up and stop near the netted Scoldron, Hiccup says regarding this: "That's was a little too close." But Tuffnut disagreeably says: "Speak for yourself. That was freaking awesome!" The three Vikings, their dragons and the Hawk Maximal carries the Scoldron to a different location like they originally intended before all of this happened.
Fishlegs apologize to his dragon: "Oh, I'm so sorry girl. I don't know what happened to me. I just…I wasn't myself." But she forgave him, licks his cheek, "Oh, I missed you! How did I…?" Before he could ask any further Hiccup and Toothless rises up next to him and says to him: "Long story. I'll explain later." As they carry and relocate the Scoldron to a different part of the ocean away from Berk, all while Tuffnut was singing.
Back at Berk as the sun sets, the villagers, the Chief and the Autobots looked up to see the Dragon Riders and Maximals return. The crowed cheers, as the youths and dragons landed, Stoick and Optimus Prime walks up to them, to which the chief asks: "So, what happened to the Scoldron?" Hiccup answers as he pets his dragon: "He's been relocated." Optimus Prime says regarding this news: "Good. He's probably somewhere away from human interference and him from interfering with humans." But Stoick was still questioning: "And my axe?"
Hiccup tries to answer the question but hesitates at first, his father raises his eyebrow, but eventually he answers: "Also relocated." This didn't exactly made Stoick happy.
One of the villagers asks: "But what of Thor Bonecrusher?" They all cheered for their new champion, but they're got what they asked for but not in the way they wanted, for Fishlegs fell from the sky, landing in his back, they thought he was still the brave, confident, somewhat over egotistical Viking, back to be the cowardly dragon knowing gentle soul who says as he wiggles his fingers: "Hello." Everyone was now disappointed that Thor Bonecrusher's gone and Fishlegs is back. Ratchet was also happy to see his real friend back, especially Meatlug.
Astrid says to him: "You know Fishlegs, you didn't sneeze once the whole ride home." As Meatlug wiggles her tail, Fishlegs speaks in agreement: "Yeah, and my legs don't itch anymore." Hiccup walks up and says: "And Meatlug isn't wearing her saddle." Ratchet rubbing his chin says: "It is possible that you weren't allergic to Meatlug. But maybe her saddle." To which he questions: "But why all of a sudden would I be come allergic to her saddle?" Gobber walks up and answers as he picks his ear with his hook hand: "Well I've been using a different kind of wax on the saddles." He picks till he gets some ear way out. "Look at that."
Everybody was disgusted by that, Smokescreen and Astrid holds their mouth thinking they're gonna puke. Tuffnut says as he and his sister and their dragons was perched on a roof: "Oh great." Nightscream speaks also disgusted: "that's disgusting. And I eat bugs sometimes."
Gobber says to everyone: "What? I never run out of this stuff. It's coming out of my ears." To which Bumblebee beeps: ("Yeah. Literally, I'll be seeing that in my nightmares tonight."). Then Fishlegs starts sneezing when he's close to the ear wax, which he questions: "I'm allergic to Gobber's ear wax?" To that end, Gobber puts the ear wax back into his ear and leaves. "I am both relieved and disgusted." Behind him is Snotlout who is sadden to see his ideal friend gone, Fishlegs turns around. "What? What is it?" He questions Snotlout, who answers back: "Just thinking of what might have been." He grabs Fishlegs' face, "You broke my heart Thor. You broke it right in two." He kisses him on the cheek and sadly leaves, this stunned Fishlegs to which he speaks: "Okay, that was creepy, right?" To which Hiccup answers: "You don't know the half of it." Snotlout cries as he and Hookfang flies in the air, he says through his tears: "I miss you Thor."
So what do you think of this chapter and finished ahead of schedule. Fishlegs went from Zero to Hero to De Niro. "(Accent) You talking to me? Are you talking to me?" But luckily he's turn back into the cowardly lion and gentle soul. So leave a comment and opinion about this chapter.