Ahh, good ol' Coney Island, was there any better place...?

"Actually, there is." Fastidious Beaver pointed out as he popped up out of nowhere on the world famous Coney Island boardwalk. "...but then we wouldn't have ourselves a story, would we?"

"No, Fastidious, we wouldn't. So anyway, yes, most of the Smashers aside from a few were at Coney island in Brooklyn, New York, because they wanted a less expensive vacation this year. And everyone's favorite fanfiction pair, Dry Bowser and Toadette, tagged along because why the hell not.

"All right, guys, can we at least agree to stay around the Cyclone?" Mario suggested as the group were all on the boardwalk. "By which I mean, we're going to have our spot on the beach... by the wooden roller coaster."

"Sounds fine to me." Master Hand stated upon which he moved his fingertips. "That was, we'll be able to remember where we are."

"DUDE, TRAINS, LMAO!" Crazy Hand laughed while he flew after the trains on the subway.

"...Case in point." Master Hand sighed and placed an 8 bit rainbow flag on the beach, taking off after Crazy Hand.

"Well, what shall we do, gang?" Link asked after he polished his Master Sword.

Toadette's stomach growled loudly as she placed her hands on her rumbling gut. "Well, I definitely could go for some food. How about Nathan's?"

"Nathan's? Bleh!" Dark Pit scoffed, folding his arms together in an edgy manner. "Junk food gives me gas!"

Lady Palutena farted loudly and proudly while she fanned her brass gas, chuckling. "I'm all for it, only if it fills me up to the brim!"

"Sounds stupid." Wolf O' Donnell pinpointed as being retarded for he was drinking up cherry capri sun.

"Everything involving you guys is stupid." Dry Bowser corrected while he was watching Bowser and Donkey Kong slap the gassy Princess Peach Toadstool on the butt. "Case in point."

"When can we ride the falcon Cyclone?" Captain Falcon asked as he was flexing his muscles. "I wanna go so falcon soon!"

"I'm really feeling you on that one, buddy!" Shulk gladly agreed as he wrapped his right arm around Captain Falcon, with it being bright and sunny.

So they all went to ride on the Coney Island Cylone together in 1 big group with all of them screaming to get on the ride, with the roller-coaster itself being as hectic like the Smashers acted since it caused several of them to fall off and injure themselves while they were riding although from the way they acted you couldn't tell if they were actually injured or not.

"That was great!" Pit exclaimed with Kid Icarus popping right back up, his angel wings flapping in excitement since he was feeling quite empty. "Although that ride did make me feel hungry. Let's grab grub!"

"Sounds OKAY to me!" Ness chimed in agreement with a fart and a laugh since he was quick to rush to the nearest food eatery to grab whatever grub was up to stuff, enjoying the way he was stuffing his face. "PK OK!"

And it was just the start of it all.