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Chapter XII.
Last Time.
"Whiskey Peak?" Luffy asked Miss Wednesday, and Mr. Nine. They told them that they were stranded and needed a ride to the next island."Ok it's fine we'll give you a ride." Luffy said."Are you sure Luffy?" Naruto asked."They could be up to something." He said as Luffy nodded."It's fine." He said shrugging."Choose your course wisely." Crocus said seriously"If we don't like it we'll try another the next time." Luffy said grinning."Well let's go." Luffy said stretching."Just who are you?" Miss Wednesday asked as Luffy looked back."I'm the man who's going to be King of the Pirates." He stated with grin as Miss Wednesday, and Mr. Nine chuckled.
After eating and waiting on the log pose, everyone got on the Going Merry."The log pose has have plenty of time to set on the next Island, be careful." Crocus said as the other's said their goodbye's."Here." Naruto said handing Crocus a piece of paper. "It's the frequency to our den-den mushi, so you will hear from us no matter what." Naruto finished as Laboon groaned happily."Let's set sail!" Luffy ordered as they set sail to Whiskey peak.
Now.
S.H.C. Going Merry.
It started snowing while the S.H.C. were sailing, and Luffy and Usopp was building snowmen."Perfect." Luffy said putting a nose on his snowman."It's Mr. Snow barrle." He finished with a grin looking at the barrle and wooden arms. Usopp laughed at Luffy's snowman."Ha mine's better." Usopp said showing his snow..lady. Usopp made Kaya sitting on a hill for his snowman."Cool." Luffy said getting behind his snowman."But can it do...This." Luffy said hitting his snowman's arm, and shooting Usopp's snowman's head off."Hey." Usopp yelled shaking his fist. He ran over and kicked Luffy's snowman's head off. After a few moments of arguing, they started throwing snowballs at each other. "How the hell can they be this energetic in this weather?" Nami asked seeing them fight from the window from the kitchen. She's wearing a winter coat, scarf, and earmuffs. Nojiko giggled wearing her own coat and earmuffs."Leave them be their not hurting anything...yet." She said pouring a drink into four mugs, handing two to Miss. Wednesday and Mr. Nine.
"The hot chocolate's ready." She said taking a drink from her glass as Nami came over and got her's. Outside Sanji, and Naruto decked out in their winter gear, was shovleing the snow off the deck of the ship."Nami, Nojiko am I doing great?" Sanji asked stopping for a second."You're doing great." Nami said out the window."Man you're whipped." Naruto said pushing some snow off while Kitchi played in it."Shut up stupid blond." Sanji yelled."You're blond too ero-cook!" Naruto yelled back as he and Sanji started yelling back insults to each other. Suddenly the wind picked up blowing the snow off and lightning cracked."Kitchi stay near me!" Naruto yelled as Kitchi came up beside Naruto.
Inside Nami looked outside."Snow Now lightning, it's like the rules of natture don't apply." She said amazed."What's wrong? Going to turn around?" Miss. Wensday taunted with Mr. Nine agreing. "Yeah sure we'll leave you two out in the sea." Nojiko said putting down her glass and unhoocked her gun. Miss. Wensday and Mr. Nine stayed silent. After a moment Naruto came in with Kitchi who shook off the snow that was on him. Naruto looked to the steering pole."Why isn't anyone steering?" He asked pointing to the pole."Well I just looked at our heading we're.." Nami said looking at her log pose.
Her eye's widened and ran outside screaming. Nojiko looked at her log pose."What it's pointing behind us, but we just looked at it a second ago." She said looking at Naruto. Naruto sighed and explained how saling the Grand Line works, while Nami gave orders to everyone else."You can't trust anything but that log pose Noji-chan." Naruto said steering the ship back on course."It's very easy to get lost on this sea." He finished as Kitchi jumped on Nojiko's lap and went to sleep. Suddenly the sun came out and warmed up the crew."Hey wake up!" Usopp yelled to Zoro who was asleep covered in snow. Everyone scrambled to get back on course with Luffy getting distracted by something he saw. A iceberg came up in their sights."Iceburg ten' o clock." Usopp said holding on to the ropes off the mast.
"Fog's getting heavy too." Sanji yelled as Nami's eye's widened. Naruto, and Nojiko where trying to steer the ship out-of-the-way of the iceburg."Crap the current's strong." Naruto grunted."Yeah it is." Nojiko agreed as she tried pushing the pole. As they came u to the iceburg Naruto pushed the pole hard and barly got out of the way."That was close." Naruto said panting, he looked out in front of Merry."Man look at those storm clouds."The wind's picking up too." Nami yelled now wearing a black sleeveless shirt with MODE on the front and a orange skirt. everyone scrambled to keep the ship afloat, as the storm picked up tearing the sail and putting a hole in the ship's bottom.
After the storm passed Zoro woke up and saw everyone but Naruto, and Nojiko laying down."Come on." Zoro said."I know the weather's nice but that's no reason to laze about." He said, then he turned to Nami."All I know is we better be on the right course." He said putting his hands in his pockets."Shut up you bastard." Nami, Sanji, and Usopp said darkly. Zoro looked down and saw Miss. Wednesday and Mr. Nine."Why are you two here?" He asked as Luffy perked up."We're stopping at their home island, so we're giving them a ride home." He said as Zoro looked to Miss Wednesday and Mr. Nine."Why we don't owe them a damn thing." Zoro said staring at them. Zoro sat down cross-legged and eyed Miss. Wednesday, and Mr. Nine."What's your name's again?" He asked.
"Miss. Wednesday." Miss Wednesdy said sitting up."Mr. Nine." Mr. Nine said following his partner."Those name's sound familiar." Zoro said hand on his chin smirking."In fact I'm certain I've heard them before." He said as Miss. Wednesday, and Mr. Nine started to sweat."Or maybe I hav.." Zoro was hit on the head and hit the deck. He grunted in pain with Nami standing behind him glaring."Jerk." Nami said darkly staring down at Zoro."You think you can just sleep while we do all the work." She said angrily."You're lucky we don't throw your lazy ass overboard." She finished with Zoro looking up glaring at her.
"Ooww." Zoro moaned holding his head with three lumps on it."Listen up everyone." Nami said hands on her hip."My navigation skill's are going to be usless here in the Grand Line." She said holding her fist high."But I promise I'll guide us safely through this sea." She finished with Naruto walking past her."I trust you Nami-chan." He said walking up to the mast."Now I got to fix the sail." He said grabbing the handle going up to the mast tied a rope to it, and went down and started sewing up the rip."We're here." Nami said pointing to an island in the distance."Our first journy in the Grand Line come's to an end." She finished as everyone looked at the island with giant cactus."That's Whiskey peak?" Naruto asked with Miss. Wednesday, and Mr. Nine Nodding."Yes." Miss. Wednesday said looking at the island."Whoa those cactus are enormous." Luffy said chuckling. Mr. Nine and Miss. Wednesday jumped on the railing and said their good-bye's.
Whiskey Peak.
The S.H.C came into a dock to cheering people."Well I'd never thought I'd see a town that welcomes pirates." Naruto said seeing signs and confedy."I know there are towns of pirates, but not one that welcome them." He finished as the other's gathered to the side where a man walked out in front of the crowd. He is a tall man with a small red nose and has blonde hair in a style that resembles a wig worn during the 16th and 17th centuries. He is dressed like a gentleman. with a suit vest and tie, holding a saxophone. He has the number 8 at the tips of his collar. The curls in his hair also look like the number 8. Clearing his thoat."Wel...Ma-ma-ma." The man cleared his throat."Welcome, I'm Igarappoi." The man introduced himself."Welcom to Whiskey peak." Igarappoi said with everyone nodding."Great I'm Luffy got any meat?" Luffy asked grinning."I see you've got your priorities straight.." Naruto commented holding Nojiko with Kitchi in his coat as Igarappoi told them of all the things to do in Whiskey peak."Excuse me, do you know how long until the log pose sets?" Nami asked pointing to the log pose."Why waste time with something so trivile, let's party." Igarappoi said beside Nami with the crowd cheering loudly.
Inside a bar night.
The villager's where playing music, and dancing while Luffy ate, and Usopp told tall tales."He sure can spin a web." Naruto commented sitting at a table, without his coat with Nojiko, Nami, and Zoro."Yeah he's had a lot of practice." Nami dead panned taking another sip of her drink. Naruto looked over and saw Sanji surrounded by women."Sanji's having a good time too." He said as Kitchi jumped up on the table and yipped. One of the women heard Kitchi and looked over."Aaaww, he's so kawaii." She said picking Kitchi up and hugged him. The other women came over gushing over Kitchi."What's that red rat got that I don't?" Sanji asked annoyed that Kitchi was getting attention from the women. Kitchi whined and his ears dropped."Hey don't be mean to him you jerk." One woman scolded Sanji."Yeah pick on someone your own size." Another one yelled."Yeah Sanji." Naruto said snickering."Ladies he alway's yells at him, I've seen him try to throw my fox in the ocean a few times." Naruto said as the women glared at Sanji. They proceeded to beat him up."I hate you." Sanji said from his spot on the floor as Naruto smiled.
"Wow this is delicious." Nami said taking a sip of a drink Igarappoi gave them."Why don't we have a competition." Igarappoi said with a smile."Join us." Igarappoi said to them as Nammi shook her head."No thanks." Nami said shaking her head."Did I mention the prize is $100,000 berries." Igarappoi said pulling out a bag of berries. Nami got a mug and looked on determined to win."Come on guy's let's win." She said as everyone picked up a mug and started drinking.
Out in another house Miss. Wednesday, and Mr. Nine were sitting down writing a letter."There." Mr. Nine said rolling the letter."This should forgive our failure." He finished as Miss. Wednesday took the letter and put it in a mailbox.
Back inside all but Nami and a dark-skinned woman in a nun's outfit, were out of the competition."I'm out." The Dark-skinned woman said putting her head on the table."Ha, I won the prize." Nami said also putting her head down falling asleep, as did the rest of the S.H.C.
Later.
Igarappoi was looking at the moon as he heard a voice behind him."there you are Igarappoi...I mean Mr. Eight." Mr. Nine said as he and Miss. Wednesday came up behind him."Where are they?" Miss Wednesday asked as Mr. Eight looked back to them. "They're falling." He said plainly."Straight to hell." He finished darkly as The dark-skinned woman came out holding her head."If I didn't drug them they still be partying." She said taking off her nun outfit. Showing she's muscular with pink hair pulled into short twin-tails. She's now wearing a short dress with a magenta and white diamond pattern, and three green flowers at the top."Why didn't we ambushed them?" She asked before turning to Mr. Nine and Miss Wednesday."Our resourses are low, we don't have whale meat." She finished as all three started arguing until Mr. Eight broke it up."Quiet, before questioning my plan look at this." He said pulling Naruto's, and Luffy's poster's. "thirty million." They said wide eyed before looking at Naruto's."F-f-fifty million." Miss Wednesday said fearfully."You see, we could...Ma-ma-ma couldn't handle them together." He finished clearing his throat."No go I want them alive so we can get the full bounties from them." Mr. Eight finished as another voice called out.
"Hey sorry to interrupted." They looked up and saw Zoro and Naruto sitting on the roof above them."Yeah let our friends sleep they had a tough journey." Naruto said as some people came out the door with rifles."Hey two of them got out." One yelled as Miss Wednesday scoffed."Yeah they're right there." She said sarcasticly."So this is a Baroque works hideout huh?" Naruto asked pulling out his guns and firing at two people who tried to shoot them."How do you know our name?" Mr. Eight asked as everyone with him is ready for a fight."Well, you see me and Zoro were bounty hunter's once." Naruto explained."And we where offered jobs by you, but we declined." Zoro continued holding one of his swords."Is it still crappy code name's, and no one knows the boss's identity?" Naruto asked smirking as everyone gulped."Kill them!" Mr. Eight ordered but Zoro and Naruto vanised."Wh-where did they go?" Miss. Wednesday asked looking where Zoro and Naruto was.
"Where did they go?" Mr. Eight asked as he and everyone else looked around."Yeah where?" They looked to the side and saw Both Naruto, and Zoro looking at the spot they where just at."Who do you think you are?" One person asked as people on each side pulled guns on Naruto, and Zoro."FIRE!" They fired but Naruto, and Zoro vanished again leaving the people laying on the ground."Kill them their only two men." Mr. Eight yelled as a trench knife was suddenly at his throat, and a sword went through his hair."There they are." A Baroque agent said as a few raised their guns."Stop you're going to shoot me." Mr. Eight said fearfully. Naruto took a gun in his right hand and shot all six agents."What the hell?" Another agent said."He fired six shots with one gun." The person finished as naruto put his gun away pulled Mr. Eight around and jumped up grabbed his head, and descended to the ground."Well he'll be out for a bit." Naruto said pulling his other knife out and gripped both and ran into the crowd taking one down after another. Naruto pulled out a small black ball and threw it on the ground smoke surrounded a group as Naruto made a small spark by hitting his knives together and an explosion rocked the ground knocking the group out. Naruto, and Zoro disappeared.
Inside Nami, and Nojiko.
Inside Nami, and Nojiko woke up."I have to Thank Naruto tipping us off that this is a bounty hunter town." Nojiko said standing up with Kitchi stretching."Yeah let's look around for any money." Nami said going into a room."Yeah you sure there's money here?" Nojiko asked searching also." They didn't have much supplies to begin with." Nojiko continued opening up a box."And that was before Luffy ate them out of everything." She finished as Nami came out empty handed."Yeah maybe you're right." Nami said dusting her clothes off.
Zoro, and Naruto.
Zoro, and Naruto were hiding behind a building as a few agents ran around looking for them."Well time to test my new swords." Zoro said holding one."Yeah now's a good time." Naruto said as an agent stood above them."Now I've got you." He said smirking Naruto pulled his gun's out and fired into the agent's chest."Crap get inside." Naruto yelled as he and Zoro jumped inside as more agents came and fired as they took cover."I'll throw some smoke down for cover and you take them down." Naruto said pulling another ball out."Ok I'll try Yubashiri." Zoro said taking said sword out. As Naruto threw the ball out covering the room in smoke. Zoro blurred past the group and nothing happened. After Naruto, and Zoro left the group fell down with cuts over them.
Naruto ran up a ladder with Zoro following."Got 'em." A man yelled firing a bazooka at them. Naruto jumped out-of-the-way while Zoro held on to the ladder but ducked down."Aaahhh!" The dark-skinned woman yelled holding a barrel on the opposite roof. "Miss. Monday." The group on the roof yelled. The now identified Miss. Monday threw the barrle at Naruto and Zoro. With a few slash's of his sword Zoro cut's the barrle in piece hitting the other group."Damn what a waste of alcohol." Naruto commented looking at the water on the roof as Zoro was looking at his cursed sword.
Naruto disappeared again and came in the orignal bar they were at."Crap the girls aren't here." Naruto looked around and heard a group coming."Damn I should hide so I don't hurt the gang." Naruto said hiding as the group walked past. Usopp sat up for a second looked around and fell asleep. Sanji grabbed his hand thinking it was a woman's."Ha blackmail." Naruto said taking a picture of the scene. He ran outside just in time to see Zoro push a ladder full of people off a roof. He ran up to the roof taking people out as he ran."Having fun?" Naruto asked as Zoro nodded."Where'd you go?" He asked as Naruto looked down at the group."Check on our idiot captain and friends, the girls are looking around for money." Naruto replied as Zoro nodded. Zoro and Naruto jumped to the next building with a group of people on it."Taka Nami (Hawk Wave.)" Zoro blew the group to the ground with a burst of air."Nice attack Zoro." Naruto commented seeing the group unconscious."It's useful for weak enemies." Zoro said shrugging his shoulders.
A group of people came from the roof of another building as Zoro ran his sword in a circle."I would'nt stand there if I was you." Zoro said with a grin as the group fell on the spot then fell in a hole Zoro made."Look out." Naruto said grabbing a ladder that Miss Monday tried to hit both of them with."Nice try." Naruto said throwing the ladder down as Miss. Monday put on brass knuckles."That was good, but no man can match my strength." she said grabbing Naruto's neck only for him to grab her arm and squeezed hard."Aahh!" Miss. Monday screamed trying to break Naruto's grip."Nice try but my Godmother is way stronger than you, and she trained me in her ways." Naruto said before head butting Miss. Monday knocking her out."You'll need to do better than this Barouque works." Naruto said with a grin that Zoro matched. Mr. Eight now awake said fearfully looking at Zoro."This must be the real thirty milion bounty." Miss. Wednesday nodded."Nope the guy with the straw hat is." Naruto said crossing his arms."But this gu.." Miss. Wednesday was interrupted by Naruto."The bounty is really how much the Marines see you as a threat, not how strong you are." Naruto finished as he took his trench knives out again.
"Igarapa." Mr. Eight took his saxophone blew in it and shot bullets at Naruto, and Zoro who dodged. Miss Wednesday whistled."Come Carue." She yelled as a duck came up to her. Carue is a large, yellow duck. His wings are tipped with black as are his tail feathers. He has a spot on his bill. He wears a blue chullo with a white pattern on it and pink goggles with blue lenses. A barrel of water is around his neck, complete with a straw sticking out of it. with a saddle."A duck?" Zoro asked looking at Carue. Mr. Nine tried a sneak attack but Naruto kicked him in the face."Thanks." Zoro said as Naruto nodded."No problem, but let me know if I start talking about the flames of youth." Naruto said with a shudder."The what?" Zoro asked as Naruto explained."A martial arts teacher back on my home island used that move and always yelled about the flames of youth." Naruto finished as Miss. Wednesday came up."I'm still here." She said standing on Carure."What do you think about this." She asked striking pose holding a perfume bottle. Suddenly she started dancing."I feel like I'm cheating on Noji-chan." Naruto stated looking at the dance.
Suddenly they both felt dizzy. and fell on one knee."Kujakki Slasher.(Peacock Slasher)." She spun a wire with a small, sharp jewel on wires that resemble the dot on a peacock's tail feathers on her finger. Miss. Wednesday, and Carue ran towards Zoro, and Naruto...And right past them falling off the building. Naruto's eye's widened before disappearing, and appearing in front of Mr. Eight who was about to attack. Naruto hit's him high in the air jumping up grabbing him and came down head first knocking Mr. Eight out. Naruto and Zoro went down to the ground just in time for Mr. Nine to come out."That was a good move but let's see how you handle this." He threw his bat and the top came out with a chain attached to it. Naruto grabbed it and started spinning around letting go and let Mr. Nine hit another building."Man these guy's are resilient." Naruto said looking at the spot Mr. Nine hit."Yeah they are." Zoro agreed.
"Don't move." Zoro, and Naruto looked and Saw Miss Wednesday holding a knife to the sleeping Luffy's throat."If you mo.." Naruto came up and took the knife out of her hand and grabbed her and held the knife to her throat."Now now that's not right." He said before leaning in her ear and whispered."What are you doing Vivi?" He asked as Vivi's eye's widened."That's right remember me Vivi." Naruto said with a small smile."I was that little blond boy who played with you when you father traveled to meetings to Mariejois." He continued as Vivi looked to him."Yeah my parents usually where the guards that the Marine H.Q. brought along, and brought me to play with you." He said smiling."I'll play along for now." Naruto finished chopping her in the neck knocking her out."Let's check on the other's." Naruto said to Zoro who nodded.
With a group of agents who were running away from Zoro and Naruto ran into a buzzard and otter."The Unluckies." They yelled and started begging until the Unluckies tried to attack. "Hold it." A male voice yelled."This is a peacful town should'nt everyon be asleep?" A female voice said. Everyone looked and saw two people.
Mr. Eight Vivi. Mr. Nine.
"The three of you lost?" Mr. Eight, Nine, and the disguised Vivi looked and saw a male and female. The male is a tall, dark-skinned man with black hair in short spiky dreadlocks. He wears a brown trench coat with a pink cravat and a pair of sunglasses, with the number 5 on his coat's chest and shoulder. The woman is average height is a woman with short blond hair and bright green eye's. She wears a yellow and orange hat, as well as a yellow dress with a lemon-like pattern, lemon earrings, and white high-heeled shoes. She is carrying a bright green parasol with blue stripes."Mr. Five, Miss Valentine." Mr. Eight said looking at the two."Why are you two here?" He asked as they explained there's a traitor in the group. Mr. Eight was going to attack them but Naruto came and kicked Mr. Five's head to the ground leaving a huge crater kicking up dust."Run Vivi-hime." Mr. Eight yelled as Vivi and Carue ran. When the dust settled Mr. Five was unconscious."Hey why did you do that?" Miss Valentine asked."Leave now." Naruto said glaring at her with a fox's image behind him. Miss Valentine nodded fearfully and took a step back looking at her partner."He'll be fine I just knocked him out come back later." Naruto said with the image gone. Miss Valentine nodded again and left. Naruto looked to Mr. Eight."let's talk somewhere else." He said with Mr. Eight nodding and left with Naruto.
To be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading. The poll is No 84. Yes: 39. One more chapter then the voting ends so be sure to vote and send ideas for o.c.s or villians when it's over let me know of mistakes.
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