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"Minato, what do we do? We invited them to celebrate, but we weren't even there to greet them. How will that reflect on us?" Kushina continued to pace, her eyes darting through the crowd at the shrine as if waiting for them to pop up.

Minato chuckled softly, leaning against the stand where Tsunade and Jiraiya were chatting with the stall owner who was selling charms. "Calm down Kushina. You get too worked up about these things. I doubt they would be as mad as you think, I'm sure everything is fine."

Kushina bit her lips. "But what if they're not there? What if he gets there and they already left? What if-"

Tsunade rolled her eyes and interrupted her. "Bah! Didn't you say they're practically family to you or some nonsense? They'll understand if what you said is true and Naruto is more than mature enough to handle it."

Tsunade had thought she would have been able to calm the woman down with the rationalization, instead she began sweating profusely, her face slowly becoming horrified.

"Oh God. What have I done?"

"Kushina?" Minato asked, concerned at the whisper before she quickly shook it off with a smile.

"N-nothing! Tsunade is right, I'll just rely in…N-Naruto-"

Jiraiya chimed in with a teasing smile. "Right?! Don't worry, that family is sweet on that boy hehe, he'll have the problem solved in a jiffy."

Natsumi stepped in, sensing her mother's anxiety as she glanced at Jiraiya with confusion. "The pervert is right mom, he'll be okay. He knows how important this is. If they're not there, he'll find a way to make it work. He's surprisingly good at that."

Kushina sighed. "I just want it to be special for everyone. I know you guys may not understand but they helped me out so much when my…"

Minato wrapped an arm around her shoulders. "You don't need to say it. He'll be back soon with them in tow. Just try to enjoy the festivities. Worrying won't change anything."

As Kushina took a deep breath, she couldn't shake the knot of anxiety in her stomach, not for the right reasons either. The woman felt her mind distancing as she focused on the memory.

…

Her baby, her youngest, was a lustful little goblin. Somehow without her notice he had become a sexual deviant. Of all the children, how was it the one who had the least exposure to his parents' bad antics that caught them the most?!

When they had Natsumi no one had told them they couldn't be acting the same as they did before and that was why their daughter had developed the way she did. Goodness the girl was so completely in love with herself to the point that Kushina doubted she'd ever date, let alone have children.

She always regretted it. Why couldn't they have wizened up sooner?

Naruto though had only seen tiny snippets of when she messed up and should have been raised with normal fetishes right?

Wrong.

God, this shouldn't have come to a surprise to her. It really should have not but here she was, biting her lips, thinking her child had ditched his family to go play around those two poor girls. It was soon new years afterall. This was when everyone at younger ages would doll themselves as much as they could and those girls were already beautiful as it were….

Once upon a time that was her too with Minato. When she was young and on the hunt for a man. She would have given anything for an opportunity to sneak off with him.

Kushina sighed, turning away from Minato's hug as she held her face.

She had seen it, she had seen it all, she had wanted to deny the reality of her teenagers hands molesting another's rump.

She couldn't. Nor could she unsee it. Not when she caught what the more extroverted twin had been doing. Kushina had seen the look on her face and immediately knew what was happening was consensual on both sides. Not that she had ever doubted it but the sheer viciousness of how she fondled her son was surprising.

Girls. She moaned in despair internally. Not one but two. Two! Her baby was amassing a harem under her roof without her notice. How? How did she never notice?! It all made so much sense now! The mood swings, the sudden increase in grades, the over achievement in sports, his hard earned muscular body, his popularity-

Minato had said he was just growing up but Kushina knew there was no way her little mud slinger would make such a 180 without prompting. How on earth could he do this all alone? He was just one boy-

Kushina paused. Then her eyes widened and finally she began turning. It was like the final piece of the jigsaw had been fixed in place and glued permanently.

"Oh I was just asking how your relationship with those two twins are going, I know how close you three were at one point!" She rolled her eyes at the perverted old man's wink, passing it off as a coincidence.

Jiraiya, who had been subtly rubbing up on a certain blonde who was ignoring him, paused in pure unadulterated terror. He knew this feeling keenly and it was always accompanied by pain!

"Hmm what's wrong?" Tsunade sounded a bit disappointed as the man pushed away from her, a look of fear on his face.

"I don't know but we gotta get out of here- guuughkkk-!" The old man's eyes bulged and he choked like a chicken as he was lifted off his feet by overwhelming might.

"Mom?!"

"Kushina?!" Natsumi, Minato and Tsunade gaped, watched as the woman exploded, choking the man with her suddenly veiny hands.

"K-kushina c-chan?!" The man asked in horror as the woman's eyes, darker than an abyss, slowly moved upwards to look him in the eyes.

"You. You were the anomaly! You filthy pervert! You corrupted my baby!" Everyone in a 50 meter vicinity felt a chill down their spines as the woman spoke in demonic tones.

Kushina who looked ready to kill glaring up at him with bared teeth got the man to pale and look for help.

He would find none though as Natsumi simply looked horrified, Tsunade amused and Minato….

"Kushina! Calm down-" Minato who had caught himself tried prying her arm down-

'GOOD JOB KID!'Jiraiya who was actually dying thought but-

A single look that clearly promised no sex got the man to give up.

'Fuck this crazy family-' Just as he was on the verge of seeing Jehova- ehm the devil, he was saved by his favorite blonde.

Kushina who had been steadily squeezing the life out of him, eyes caught a bit of movement and her eyes widened as she let the pervert drop to the floor.

Everyone who thought the woman would be going to jail to murder were surprised and looked back ignoring the heaving man.

"Damn bro-" Kushina heard her daughter speak but she only had eyes for her son feeling dazed at the scene before her.

Her baby was smiling- no beaming with an infectious joy, a sight that she could only describe as beautiful. He led the two redheaded twins ahead of their family, arms linked with his, creating a charming little trio that exuded carefree happiness.

'They look so cute…'

Lost in the moment, the woman instinctively pulled out her phone, capturing the scene as he shared laughter and whispered into the twins' ears akin to a lover. Ako's cheeks flushed, while Riko shot him a playful glance, clearly enjoying every second of his attention.

She couldn't help but notice how they leaned into him, their movements fluid and natural. It was a beautiful sign of trust and affection, as if they felt completely safe in his presence, effortlessly melting against him as he supported them.

"...Kushina?" Minato shot his wife a evaluating look as he glanced at the scene as well but the woman simply mumbled taking another picture.

"My baby is such a player, ohhh, I'll have so many grandbabies…."

The family, along with her son, finally made their way towards them and Naruto smiled in his typical goofy manner.

"Mission accomplished mom! Anything else you need?"

"Grandbab- I mean good job Naruto and sorry for the delay everyone!" Trying to take her mind off cute redheaded children with blue eyes, the flustered woman looking at the family.

"It's alright Kushina but we shouldn't waste anymore time, the bells will ring soon." Mrs Suminoe said, distressed, as Kushina regained her composure, nodding, knowing the severity.

"Okay everyone, let's get to the shrine…" She got many affirmatives and she turned leading the way forward.

Yet she still couldn't help but send an eye backwards towards her child, lingering behind them with his partners in crime.

She really didn't not know what to do about it. Afterall wouldn't she be hypocritical if she said something?

Granted she wasn't in a harem…

'I'll pull him aside…maybe' She thought reluctantly.

"D-do you have an idea on what you will wish for Naruto?" Naruto heard Ako whisper, sidled up right next to him, as they slogged behind their families to be closer.

"An idea huh?" Naruto thought about how he had reacted when he had seen what they were wearing. He looked towards Ako, taking in the soft pink Kimono with vibrant green floral designs, her chest bulging out in just the right amount and a rich red obi on her waist. Paired with her red hair braided onto her back, soft bust, shapely hips and thin waist was there any reason Naruto had been so stunned?

"Hey…I'm here too…" Naruto blinked as his head was turned to the side and was greeted with glaring eyes filled with accusations.

"I-" About to defend himself he was stunned when she simply jerked his head down to gaze at the equally beautiful twin's body, a deep blue Kimono adorned with delicate silver patterns, decorated with traditional cherry blossoms across her chest. His eyes slowly trailed up to her face seeing the soft whips of hair framing her face making her seem far more elegant than she was before it ended at the neat bun.

He dropped his eyes to her own hearing her humm seemingly satisfied at his dumbstruck look before she smirked, releasing his chin but not before tapping it.

"So what will you wish for Naruto? I hope it's nothing perverted like my sister is going to wish for." Riko said ignoring the mildly irritated growl from Ako.

"..." Naruto didn't answer yet, instead he glanced forward to make sure no one was paying attention. He saw his mom's body jerking a bit but after a minute he realized no one was paying attention.

Seeing the two families occupied, Naruto allowed his hands to snake downwards.

He gave them both crushing hugs, pulling those plush, pillant bodies up in his arms and into him, before muscular hands reached down to grab firm handfuls of soft covered booty meat ripping surprised noises from their throats as they froze.

"W-what are you-?!"

"Y-you idiot not here! We'll get caught!"

Not minding either Ako's and Riko's respective cries, the Uzumaki gripped the ass meat and hauled them forward, getting the red faced girls to squeak and squirm in surprise as he began grabbing and groping them like they were his property.

'I'll never get tired of this. My wish? Heh what I want is-' Naruto thought licking his lips, his heart pumping quickly, feeling himself hardening already at what he was feeling. Luckily these baggy pants allowed him the freedom to walk with such a major boner not being seen.

Unfortunately he couldn't be too bold, so he simply settled…not wanting his mom to kill him.

"You girls have a lot more to worry about than my wish when you came here dressed up so pretty."

He fondled those doughy asses one last time, then…

Smack

He allowed them to ripple off his hands.

"Hah~?!"

"Ngghhh! Bastard!"

He chuckled at the curses letting his arms drop just in time to see the suspicious eyes being sent back towards them.

"I'll be looking forward to that date when we're done Ako. Hopefully we can get some time alone." Leaving that last line with a chuckle, Naruto moved forward content on spending the next few events with his family, knowing exactly how bothered he left them both.

Especially Riko whom he couldn't feel a single layer of fabric underneath her kimono. That had surprised him. He had thought her ass was more jiggly than usual but after comparing it he realized she was streaking!

That made him only more regretful that he couldn't stay and explore their bodies right now. Clearly she came ready for him.

They finally reached the shrine, its torii gate illuminated by lanterns and Ako couldn't help but glance over to the Uzumaki's who had already joined the line laughing and conversing the entire way.

"It's like a different person huh?" Riko muttered beside her with an amused and puzzled look in her eyes.

Ako, who didn't really want to agree with her sister, still couldn't help but reluctantly nod with a blush. His hand had long left her ass yet she could still feel the warm imprint vibrating like some kind of branding mark. Not to mention her poor panties that were already soaked as her eager lower lips drooled with desire.

It took all her might not to let her hand wander down to her core and she could only be content with rubbing her thighs, trying to get rid of the heat.

She didn't care for how Riko had looked at her knowingly, acting like she hadn't caught her rubbing her own ass.

"He's getting a lot more aggressive. If this keeps up, I'm not sure what will happen if we continue…" Ako touched her cheeks trying to will the redness.

"Ako nee are you alright?"

Ako glanced over to Keita who approached them, with a strained smile nodding.

"Ah Kei chan, I'm good, are you okay? You've been a bit quiet." She had noticed his glances lingering on her and Riko for some reason though he had yet to say anything.

She had caught that happening a lot more now and she really really wished it didn't have anything to do with what she thought.

He opened his mouth to speak.

"I just wanted to ask…you and Riko nee have been acting a bit strange.." His eyes darted between them as if not wanting to say it.

"A bit strange Keita?" Riko asked in mock innocence, getting Ako to wince at the facade.

"I don't know..it just feels like something has happened. Like you guys have changed. N-not that's its bad but-"

Both girls glanced at each other, they lived with the boy for years so it was easy to tell what he really wanted to ask.

Why?

Ako froze indecisive as the boy looked at her suspiciously, so she glanced over to Riko in a panic hoping she had a solution.

"W-well, we thought you could use some time for yourself Kei chan. You weren't talking to us so we couldn't do much-"

"I see but you two already apologized? I don't mind if we go back to how we used to be. I thought that was why…" He countered, interrupting her by raising a hand, looking confused as Ako looked away, slightly panicked.

"I…uh-"

"Look, it's our turn." Riko told them as they both saw she was right, the Uzumaki's moved away from the offering box. Both families didn't mind partaking in the tradition despite being a couple of minutes away from the new year.

"Come on, we shouldn't hold up the line-" As if finding a lifeline to the uncomfortable line of questioning, the girl gripped both her siblings' hands and dragged them forward towards their parents.

"Wait I-!" Keita struggled clearly not wanting to let the chance go but Ako ignored him and hauled them all forward.

"There you are kids. Come and take a coin." The Suminoe patriarch said, handing each one of them a coin for offering as Ako sighed in relief seeing the line of questioning being dropped.

'That was close but why is he so persistent?! It isn't like he liked us like that anyway so why? Why now? I hope this doesn't mess things up for me with Naruto..' The girl bit her lips as she tossed in her coin first.

Everyone followed her before bowing deeply twice, clapping their hands, and then bowing again, eyes closed in silent prayer.

'I wish that everything that stops me from being with Naruto is removed!' Ako thought, squeezing her eyes tightly.

'Oh and good grades too!'

The prayers didn't last long at all so the family found themselves moving to the nearby purification fountain, where they rinsed their hands, mouths and their past regrets.

Ako and Riko took longer than everyone.

"You must've regretted a lot this year, something we need to know Ako, Riko?" Her mother teased her as they walked further into the shrine grounds.

Riko who was admiring the colorful ema, wooden plaques adorned with wishes and dreams hanging from the trees with hazy eyes answered without thinking.

"Yeah mom I kinda regret how I treated Nar, nar nar-" Ako paled as she turned to her sister wondering how her sister could be so stupid?!

"Naruto?" Her mother sounded surprised.

"N-no, I meant Narutomaki! I-I throw it away when it's in my ramen…"

Everyone turned to look at the girl at the quite frankly horrible lie as the mother smiled when they joined the crowd gathered around the shrine's bell in preparation for the ringing.

"Well I'm sure Narutomaki would be happy to hear an apology. Here take this charm, I'm sure he'll be happy to get it from a pretty girl."

"Mom?!" Ako watched in shock as her mother pushed a similarly dazed Riko towards the Uzumaki who was conveniently standing away from his family with his arms crossed.

'No, no, no, no!' Ako despaired watching as the girl took baby steps towards the Uzumaki, her face on fire as she glanced back in unwillingness.

This was supposed to be her romantic date! Not Riko's!

'Stupid mom!'

Riko was unsurprisingly having a way worse time than her sister. She took a deep nervous breath, tightening her hold on the charm feeling far too embarrassed by a combination of many things.

Whether that being forced into apologizing to the stupid blonde in public, the fact that she wanted to apologize to the stupid blonde, the fact that she let it slip-

Or even worse, the fact that she was going close to the stupid blonde who was the entire reason her thong was so damp. The fact that she was so consciously aware of the reason her ass clenched the fabric even deeper-

'Ugh!' The girl dropped her head as she made her way over to him.

"Uzumaki." She tried keeping her composure as she reached him but that was an immediate bust when he glanced over to her looking far too handsome than he ever should.

"Riko shouldn't you be with-"

"H-here take this!" The girl pushed the charm into his hands looking away not wanting to see his smug face.

"...a omamori?" He muttered looking at it, getting her face to redden.

"Don't misunderstand. Mom forced me to bring this-

"Success huh? Thanks Riko." He read out the Kanji, causing her to glance at him, surprised to see the happy look on his face.

"Hey hey, what are you getting so happy for I said-!" Feeling like she was being seen through she tried putting him down but he simply waved it away, clearly used to her antics.

Riko pouted.

"So why did your mom send you to bring this?"

Hearing the interest in his tone, the girl dropped her pout looking away as she sighed.

"Sorry."

"Hmm? Didn't hear you."

Biting her lips the girl let her shoulders drop from their tense state as she turned to look him in the eyes. She hadn't been lying when she said she wanted to apologize but it was surprisingly hard?

"I-I.."She nearly jumped at the hand that cupped her shoulder despite seeing its path.

"Calm down Riko. We're friends aren't we? Nothing to be afraid of."

'As if it's that easy! A-and don't touch me so casually out in public!' The girl thought and yet she calmed down all the same.

'He's way too good at this.' She took a deep breath in before following through.

"S-sorry….for how I treated you before Naruto." The girl went full in bowing her head slightly in regret.

"Huh? Is that why you came here? I thought it was something serious, you know?!"

"What of course it's serious, I treated you-"

"Why the heck are you acting like I'm some kind of victim? Did you forget what I would do to you when you acted like a bitch?" The boy laughed and the girl blanched. How could she forget?! The blonde took what she gave and returned with double every time.

She could still feel the itching powder on her skin even now, she did not know how but he also had gotten it in her panties at one point! It wasn't until she kept her guard up and became paranoid that he stopped doing it.

Still, it had been mortifying to go to school in her sister's panties and despite the fact no one knew she still had hated the blonde with a vengeance!

"Sorry, sorry I brought up bad memories didn't I?!" The girl who had turned away with her eyes twitching was turned back just as fast by an apologetic Uzumaki.

"...you play too much Naruto."

"Sorry!" Even the teen knew he had gone too far that time.

Looking at his contrite state she held back her smirk before deciding she could use this.

"Do you wanna make it up to me?"

The boy wasn't stupid and could tell she was up to something by the suspicious look he gave her but ultimately his guilt made him accept.

"Hug me."

"What?!"

Riko glanced at the temple priests who were getting ready to ring the bell and felt the beginnings of a plan coming along.

"Don't worry, we're childhood friends right? No one is going to think it's weird, now hurry!" She urged him on, walking forward so her chest was just inches away from him.

The Uzumaki looked like he would wuss out as he nervously scanned the area but for whatever reason he found, it made him begin to raise his hands and wrap them around the girl's back bringing her in.

Right after a deep sound echoed through the crisp night air, signaling the transition to the new year as the priest began ringing the bell.

There were no cheers but there was a silent appreciation rippling through the crowd as Naruto murmured.

"Good plan, how long did it take?"

"10 seconds." She snorted.

"Okay…everyone's looking away you know?"

Riko was confused about what he meant. Wasn't that obviously the reason why she told him to do this? However she got her answer as her eyes went huge when he dipped down and tilted her head upwards Before she knew it he was kissing her! This idiot couldn't possibly be-

"Ngghhh-" She wouldn't lie and say she was disappointed however despite the risk.

He devoured her lips, his tongue flicking and playing with hers. Her eyes went glazed over and she wrapped herself around him, arms around his neck and her breast against his chest. She moaned from the back of her throat, kissing back with desperate lust as he tasted and teased her soft lips before sliding his tongue into her mouth for a wet and sloppy kiss.

"Mwah~"

And just like that it was done with him pulling back licking his lips, looking down at her with half lidded eyes.

She tried leaning up eagerly to smush her lips against his but he moved away, "Just a bit more?!"

He simply shook his head however, pushing her away leaving the girl to stew in frustration as her pussy throbbed in need.

'Bastard!'

Kushina gave her unruly child a side eye wondering how the hell she had missed it if they had ever been this obvious.

"Hey mom, is everything cool?" Her foolish child asked with a satisfied look on his face as if everything was going his way today.

"I should be asking you that. What did Riko chan want, Naruto? You two had been quite quiet alone together." Wanting to test that composure the woman watched as his eyes widened before he began rambling.

"Ah. You see mom, she just wanted to give me something, see?" He dug in his pocket holding a charm and Natsumi took it out of his hand with a skeptical look.

"And why would she give you an omamori for success Naruto?" Kushina said as Natsumi handed it to her.

"Hmm you'd have to ask her but we have been getting closer lately so who knows." He shrugged smoothly and Kushina was forced to admit he was very good at deflecting from the main topic. He must've had a lot of practice huh…?

Feeling like she was getting to know a new side of her son, Kushina reasoned that it wouldn't be too bad to see exactly how he really acted without his notice.

Just for research of course. She definitely didn't want to see how close she was to having grand- ahem.

Naruto was sweating as he kept his eyes down low to the floor feeling a creeping chill on his neck.

They had just come from some performing in shinto rituals led by the priests and Naruto had the faintest suspicion he was being watched.

He peeked over to his left.

Jiiiiiiii

'Mom what the hell is your problem?' Naruto sweat dropped as he quickly turned away from the woman's penetrating stare. She still hadn't let up and it was driving Naruto crazy.

"-or we can go write some ema! I saw stand selling them close buy Minato-"

"I was thinking more of lighting some incense sensei-"

"Ugh- always the same route with you every year! Get some variety!"

"Consistency is the gateway to success."

"Using my own lines on me now?!"

"Tsk. Leave it to the men to make things complicated. Natsu, Naruto, what do want to do? Ema or incense?" Tsunade asked tired of the constant back and forth.

Naruto blinked and looked towards his sister who was still on her phone taking pictures.

'Guess I'll answer for us both.'

"I think we can go for some ema. I don't think we went last year rig-"

"Then it's settled! Let's go you idiots!" The woman gripped the older men by their necks dragging them towards the wish plates, as the uneasy Uzumaki followed.

"So Naru chan…"

Gulp.

Feeling nervous at the sudden appearance, Naruto tried not to show it as he smiled at his mother.

"Yeah?"

"I know a grown boy like you would rather be with his friends right now right? How about I let you go play around for a bit. I'll text you when it's time to come back."

Naruto, who had been searching for a way to escape the family eyes' was shocked but he expertly caught himself, feeling something was fishy about the situation.

"Nah mom, I think I'm good. I'd rather stay here and be with you guys." The statement wasn't wrong but that seemed to be the last thing the woman wanted to hear.

"Naruto. I'm giving you a chance to spread your wings and you're rejecting it?" She spoke in a sickeningly sweet tone that had him on the edge.

"I just don't want you guys to think I'm abandoning-"

"No no! Don't worry about that, just go and do whatever it is you boys do."

Naruto went quiet not wanting to play into it as he felt his phone vibrating. Taking it out his eyes widened seeing it was from Ako.

Meet me at the Food Stalls Naruto!

"Who was that?" Naruto, who had anticipated the interruptance had already changed the screen as he looked at his mom trying to peek.

"Actually…it was a friend mom. I hope your offer is still up?"

The woman's creepy smile was unsettling but Naruto knew he had to keep his promise no matter what.

Ako looked around nervously wondering if the blonde boy was coming. She had barely gotten away after some lucky events that she still could barely understand. Why did Riko...

Not that Ako had cared much after watching the girl get her brain exploded by that kiss she peeked. Oh they had been covered by the crowd a bit but she could easily tell what was happening by their positions.

Of course remembering it only made her more anxious to get her time in with him. Spending time with her family was all well and good but just this time she wanted to spend some time out with the blonde.

"Akooooo!" The girl's head shot up hearing her name called and she slumped in relief seeing the blonde shooting her way.

"Naruto! Why didn't you text me and say you were coming?!" The girl was about to poke him in the face feeling irritated at his lack of thought but was stopped when he gripped her hand.

'Huh?' The girl was stunned when he held her tightly in his arms, and sucked her tongue into his mouth in a wet kiss with literally zero hesitation.

Still baffled, the girl didn't respond until his hands went down to her ass, gliding over her yukata before giving the soft meat a firm squeeze.

'Ah~ He's using my mouth without my permission?!' Feeling her mind blanking, the girl allowed the teen to mold her body however he wished, until he pulled back, licking her bottom lip with a smile.

"Better?" He asked, squeezing her ass again.

Feeling her cheeks heating up, the girl borrowed her head into his broad chest nodding.

"Want to go on that date now?"

She stilled before nodding even harder.

"Well~" Placing a hand around her waist, the teen turned her around as she gulped feeling the hot hand rest on her hip sending shivers through her body.

"Shall we?"