Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or One Piece.

A/N: The Shinobi poll of if Naruto should get a Devil Fruit or not is up and will stay up until the 1st (Jan 2023) so make sure you vote if Naruto should have one or not, The choices are of course Yes. Or No, his jutsu and Sage chakra/mode are enough plus no time to really train with it.

OK, here's a Christmas present for you all, an update of all my stories. I did think of doing this tomorrow (24th) But figured you all would be busy with company, or going to visit family yourself and decided to do it tonight instead.

So I hope you all have a safe Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate, and if I don't update a story you'll read by then (I'll try to get Shinobi up before the 31, and the next Hero Rising will be on the 30th.) I hope you have a safe and Happy New Year.

And I apologize for this Chapter and RWBY's Ch, got some freezing rain on Wednesday, and yesterday that made me really rush through this and that one due to them being the last to work on.

Beta: ANUBIS the god-king.


Chapter XCIII.

Last Time.

Ulti glanced over at that. "'Urusai?' (Shut up?') Did you say 'Urusai?' (Shut up?') What do you mean 'Urusai?!' (Shut up?!') How did Pay-Pay bother you?! Say it!"

"I don't think he's talking about Pay-Pay," Maria spoke with a smile.

"You're messing with my Pay-Pay too much. If you make him cry, are you willing to take responsibility?!" Ulti narrowed her eyes at Black Maria.

"Arigato (Thank you) for waiting."

They turned to see a man inside at the door. "Kaido-sama has called for you!"

"What took you so long, Kaido?" Ulti asked standing up.

"Like I said, don't snap at him!"

Meanwhile, Zoro attempts to blend in with the Beasts Pirates but one of the party-goers mocks the people of Okobore Town who could not afford to drink as lavishly as them. Angry, Zoro force-feeds the person alcohol until he faints. At the party, Luffy also sees Beasts Pirates wastefully dumping oshiruko on the floor. He scowls as he remembers when he fed Tama oshiruko, who accepted it gratefully before glaring at the partygoers.

Now.

Onigashima.

Luffy went into Gia Sādo (Gear Three) and punched the floor as Zoro sliced a beam. "Why can't you sneak in more quietly?" He asked as Luffy remembered Tama eating the soup.

"But these fools intentionally spilled red-bean soup!"

"Nani? (What?) Red-bean soup? In that case, I'll slice them all!" Zoro spoke as he dropped beside Luffy.

"Hai… (Yeah…)"

On the upper floor, Queen and Apoo looked down at the commotion as Luffy and Zoro started fighting the pirates. Apoo notices and recognizes Luffy and Zoro, and he decides to play a song on his turntable while Luffy and Zoro continue to wreak havoc on the Beast Pirates. Queen realizes that Babanuki lied to him when he reported that Luffy and Kid were safely behind bars. Queen calls out to all the partygoers, offering a spot in the Tobiroppo to the person who captures Luffy.

On the other side, Kid remembers when he met Apoo and Hawkins. They allied together as three members of the Worst Generation. However, that was when Kaido jumped off a Sky Island and into Kid's lair. Kaido was upset that two members of the Worst Generation took down his supplier of SMILE fruits. Apoo, who has allied with Kaido all along, helped capture Kid and imprison him.

Luffy and Zoro battle several Gifters, but Apoo intervenes with his Devil Fruit ability striking his chest, and creating a sound wave that strikes Luffy like a punch. Another attack slices Zoro in the chest with an invisible force. Luffy is momentarily knocked out by Apoo creating an explosion. Although they remove their disguises to fight better, Apoo still defeats them, sending them flying into the air.

Kid decides to intervene himself, using his Devil Fruit ability to attract the metal around him. He creates a gigantic metallic arm and uses the "Punk Gibson" attack to slam Apoo into a wall, breaking his glasses. Kid confronts Apoo about his betrayal, but Apoo fights back, slashing Kid. Queen, shocked that Kid has also escaped from the prisoner mine, gives his men permission to kill him.

They are attacked by a mace-wielding giant. He is an enormous humanoid much larger than a typical giant, standing at a height of 219'2". He has a pair of horns atop his head. He has peach skin, a set of rounded teeth, and indigo hair arranged in a bowl cut. On the left side of his abdomen is a tattoo of the daiji for eight. He's wearing a yellow track jacket that remains unzipped, leaving his bare chest exposed, dark pants and light shoes with laces, and a pair of oval sunglasses.

Meanwhile in another room, Robin, Jinbe, Olive, Mai, Emiko, Thane, Tate, and Kitchi walked through a group doing their best to blend in.

Hatcha, Numbers.

A fired explosive arrow knocks Hatcha back, allowing Kid, Luffy, and Zoro to escape to the castle while Wire and Heat hold Hatcha back. However, they are pursued by Apoo's sound attacks. Killer suggests covering their ears. This makes them immune to Apoo's attacks since they only work if the target can hear the sound waves. Kid, Luffy, and Zoro continue to advance to Kaido's castle.

Big Mom, who is getting ready to join the party, receives word that her family is unharmed and is on their way. The Big Mom Pirates, led by Perospero, ride up the waterfall, approaching the country.

Kin'emon.

Over with Kin'emon, he turned as he saw the tank. "Oh, Chopper-dono, you came!"

Chopper popped out of the hatch followed by Carrot who was panting as some sweat matted her fur followed by Nojiko, Nami, and Naruto. Kin'emon discusses the plan. The group will split into two groups; one group will enter through the side of the Skull Dome and the other through the back.

This will allow them to attack Orochi and Kaido from two angles. Denjiro leads the southern forces, the rest of the Nine Red Scabbards are under the sea, and Robin, Jinbe, Franky, and Brook infiltrate the castle in disguise. Although Nami and Carrot's group encounters enemy Beasts Pirates, they use their good looks to charm their way through.

Unfortunately, Kin'emon's group finds that the island blueprints were out of date, and the castle has been expanded since it was made. The forces encounter a pond on the eastern mountain path. Sanji finds a pleasure hall owned by Black Maria but finds it empty since Kaido's subordinates have left in search of the intruders.

Kin'emon's forces then split into two groups. One group enters the castle while the other continues down the path. Chopper's tank joins the group entering the castle.

"Be careful," Naruto said to his wives before they started walking beside the tank with Carrot.

"Hopefully they'll be too drunk to notice us," Nojiko said as Naruto sighed.

Or Luffy and Kid are screwing up in there."

Most of them see Big Mom's shadow from the window and dive into the water, but she opens the window to find Chopper's tank as he was frozen stiff.

Naruto hid behind a pillar with Nami, Nojiko, and Carrot pressed up against him as they had to squeeze in to hide.

Back inside, Apoo explains what happened to Killer. When Killer was imprisoned, Orochi offered him a chance to save his captain if he ate a SMILE fruit. Killer ate the fruit but it was defective, giving him the side effects but no ability and making him a Pleasure.

Who's-Who decides not to intervene in the battle, instead working on tracking down Yamato before Sasaki does. He also thinks about how Queen said he would kill one of the Tobiroppo. Who's-Who mentions a certain Tobiroppo he wants to kill. Luffy attempts to follow the plan, but Kid and Killer continue to wreak havoc on enemy units.

Waterfall.

At the waterfall, the Big Mom Pirates, finally make it back up the waterfall and into the country. However, they see another flying figure, Marco, now wearing glasses.

They start to attack Marco, but he uses his claw to push the ship back down the waterfall. Nekomamushi and Izou, who have also arrived to aid the rebellion, ride up the waterfall and watch the ship falling. Marco remembers seeing Luffy in the Summit War of Marineford. When Akainu attempted to kill an unconscious Luffy, several Whitebeard Pirates, including Marco, Vista, and Izou, all held Akainu back while Luffy was taken to safety.

Marco's ship then starts to approach Onigashima as he states that he is joining the raid in Oden's name.

Mansion.

Back in the mansion, Black Maria was serving Kaido sake as Orochi was meeting with him and discussing the samurai's plan. Orochi believes that the allies have died at sea. He comments on how trusting the samurai were of Kanjuro before his betrayal since he nearly died along with them in the boiling pot twenty years ago. However, Kaido laments that Oden never told them the location of Laugh Tale.

Law's Submarine.

Outside, Law's group, his submarine encounters a particularly strong current. They decide to charge at it at full speed, passing the current but causing a jostle. Meanwhile, Nekomamushi just finished climbing the waterfall with his subordinates, but he would unlikely make it to Onigashima in time.

Luffy And Zoro.

Zoro grimaced as he held Enma before he sliced through a wall to find Kaido. Only to find more pirates. "(Sigh) well, there are always obstacles on a path…" Zoro sighed as he crossed his arms.

"Hai… (Yeah…)" Luffy nodded at that before smiling. "You're right!"

Luffy then tested his new Ryuo having his arm glow gold and knocked the group out as Zoro took care of those he missed. "I can use it quite well now." He then looked up at the stairs. "Kaido must be up there."

He was then stopped as more pirates ran at him forcing him to use Haki to knock them out ad test his new on the others that continued to run up to him. Suddenly, Page One and Ulti fall down the stairs and see Luffy.

Chopper.

"I have a report! This is Tank Commander Chopper!"

Chopper said trying to pretend to be a member of the Beast Pirates. Naruto facepalmed as he used his name instead of making a new one. "I'm on security detail for the banquet!"

"Oh, you're on patrol." Big Mom said and closed the window having Naruto almost face-plant as she believed Chopper. Only for her to burst through the wall. "You're that raccoon from the Straw Hat's group!" Usopp went in reverse at full speed having her give chase. "I won't let you get away!"

As Big Mom is lured away, Kin'emon's forces can safely come out of hiding. They make their advance, but Nami's group is spotted by Prometheus.

Denjiro's Group.

Denjiro leads the southern forces up the mountain path only to find the map is out-of-date, as they encounter an un-mapped gate. Sasaki exits the gate, and See's them. "Sasaki!"

"Kyoshiro! I heard you weren't coming this year!"

"Hai, (Yeah,) don't tell anyone about me!" Denjiro said walking over.

"You're here incognito?" Sasaki asked bringing a bottle up. "What happened to your special faux-pompadour?"

"It's unusual for you to leave a banquet."

"Hai. (Yeah.) Kaido-san's kid went missing. Anyway, would you like a drink?"

"Hai, (Yes,) I would."

"Guys, go back to the Skull Dome!" Sasaki said to the men behind him. "I'll join you later."

They then walk to the side where Denjiro's men ambush Sasaki, tying him with Seastone chains. From there, the southern forces split up into two groups; one would enter the Skull Dome while the other continues down the path.

Chopper And Usopp.

Big Mom chases the tank into a canyon, with her forces setting up cannons and mortars to fire at them. Although Chopper fires back and destroys the cannons and mortars, Big Mom throws a missile at the tank from above sending it flying into the air. Chopper uses the chance to fire at Big Mom's head, then throws another explosive into Big Mom's mouth. Big Mom is still unharmed and chases the tank away.

To Be Continued.


A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: ANUBIS the god king.

The Shinobi poll of if Naruto should get a Devil Fruit or not is up and will stay up until the 1st (Jan 2023) so make sure you vote if Naruto should have one or not, The choices are of course Yes. Or No, his jutsu and Sage chakra/mode are enough plus no time to really train with it.

OK, here's a Christmas present for you all, an update of all my stories. I did think of doing this tomorrow (24th) But figured you all would be busy with company, or going to visit family yourself and decided to do it tonight instead.

So I hope you all have a safe Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate, and if I don't update a story you'll read by then (I'll try to get Shinobi up before the 31, and the next Hero Rising will be on the 30th.) I hope you have a safe and Happy New Year.

And I apologize for this Chapter and RWBY's Ch, got some freezing rain on Wednesday, and yesterday that made me really rush through this and that one due to them being the last to work on.

Again, the Next to be updated will hopefully be Shinobi but maybe Hero Rising next Friday.

Nothing else to say.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.🐺