Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or One Piece.
A/N: Here's a mass update for the holiday!
To those who'll celebrate it, I hope you have a safe and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate, and a safe and Happy New Year! (Especially if I update something you haven't read before then.)
REMEMBER TO VOTE IN THE NEW STAR WARS POLL! I'll skip updating the story for two rounds and then skip one round afterward as I only have five chapters left until the last episode to stretch the poll out.
ALSO FOR THESE TWO ONE-PIECE STORIES, I'll update every other month at the latest and alternate timing in that, the next update will be 1st week of February, and then after that, it'll be the last week of March to get extra time between updates.
Beta: ANUBIS the god king.
Chapter CV.
Last Time.
Boom!
He was shot once again forcing him. "I-I took a heavy blow… But my constriction technique was successful. It's done! You are already... dead." Queen says seeing Sanji face down.
"Every bone in his body must be broken, and there's no way his internal organs are okay… We have to use the super-healer!" Chopper said as they ran before seeing Sanji standing, body bent at odd places showing broken bones.
"Oh, damn... I dropped my guard..."
"Sanji?! What's going on with your body?!" Chopper asks as Sanji turns to him.
"What do you mean?"
"Sanji-san… Are you okay?!"
Sanji groans before answering. "Well, it hurts, but I can move as normal-"
"You're freaking me out, Sanji! Did you become a zombie?!" Chop[per asks having Sanji blink.
"A zombie?" He fixes his neck and then glances down to see the state of his body. "What's with… My body?!" He then starts punching his body and everything goes back into place. "What's… What's happening to my body?!" He asks before remembering he thought he broke bones only for nothing to seem broken before his eyes widened.
'Don't tell me… I've awakened the same enhancements as them-'
"Sanji! Stay focused! Behind you!" Chopper yelled as Queen got behind him swinging a sword.
"You brat!"
Crack!
The sword breaks as it hits Sanji. "Ouch. What?" Sanji then remembers when his father started to 'train' them with their enhancements. 'No… I don't want… To become a monster like them!'
Now.
Hawkins Vs Killer.
Hawkins attacked Killer with his straw sword piercing his back. "What's wrong? Is it already over?"
"No way!" Killer panted as he started to laugh.
"Why are you laughing? I thought you weren't the kind of guy who laughs so much… Don't tell me you ate a Smile!" Hawkins spoke in shock as Killer remembered being handed a Smiles from Orochi to try and save Kid before Hawkins laughed himself. "Now, what are you gonna do? That's the apex of misery, Killer! Not only can you not help laughing even when you're sad… But you also can't fight back… And you're getting tossed around like a doll."
"Shut up, Hawkins!"
"I think you're mad…" Hawkins trailed off sheathing his sword and walked towards Killer. "But you don't look like it. If you wanna shut me up, why don't you fight back? Now, cut me. You don't need to hesitate. Whether it's my leg, arm, or head, go ahead and cut wherever you want. Do it!" He stopped and held his arms out wide as he looked down.
"Hey, look! Killer-san! You guys!"
Men ran around the corner and stopped seeing the two. "Your subordinates are here."
Killer spoke as he slowly stood. "Please... don't! I won't permit you to harm him. Because Kid will die!"
"I have taken your captain as a hostage," Hawkins spoke as he pulled a doll out. "This is Kid's straw doll. He'll take all the damage that I would have. If you guys chop off my head, it's Kid's head that will fall off! If you stab me in the heart, it's Kid's heart that will stop."
"Screw you!"
"Seems like he's fighting against Big Mom now, it's already a losing battle… If he takes damage he shouldn't have, he won't survive for sure." Hawkins finished as he pulled his sword out. "It wouldn't take much thinking. You guys don't have many options." He then attacked Killer and spoke again. "You can either get chopped up… Or leave Kid to die and fight me."
"I'm not gonna attack you... Never." Killer spoke with a laugh.
"That's a boring choice for a sideshow. In that case, I have an idea."
Up ahead, Than spun his scythe as he and the two captains looked up at Big Mom. "What's the matter?" He asked as Kid panted.
"Damn... Hey! What's going on?!" Law asked looking over. "Eustass-ya! Fall back already!"
"Shut up!" Kid bit back as he forms a fist with metal.
"I'll give you a cure that works well against bad brats!" Big Mom yells as the three attack and Tate runs up as well.
"An old bag worrying about me doesn't make me happy!"
"You shitty brat! You should be honored! How rude! Prometheus!"
"Yes, Mama!" The sun Homie flew up to Mom"
"Grill these assholes!" She yells before Law switches them out with rubble and all four appear down the burning hall. "You need to be punished. "Trafalgar!"
"That wasn't necessary!" Kid said before groaning as if he was attacked "What are these pains?!"
"Hey, what's wrong?!"
"What's the matter?"
The other two asked looking back at them. "Damn!"
"Let's go, Hera!"
"Yes, Mama!" The cloud flew over to Big Mom.
"Napoleon!" Big Mom yells for her sword
"Yes, Mama!"
"If it hurts so bad, I'll chop your head off for you! Combine!
The two Homies then combined before Law got in front of Kid and Thane before appearing in front of the Yonko. "Kauntā Shokku! (Counter Shock!)"
He hit Big Mom with the attack before Prometheus flew to him. And was sliced in half with Thane's weapon.
Big Mom then got up and slammed her sword down hitting the group. "Now… A ballsy idiot's head, and a quack's arm… Or the brat's… Which one should I cut off first?"
Down the hall, Killer was being punched by Hawkins. "Stop it, Hawkins!"
"You're pathetic, Killer," Hawkins said to him.
"Release Kid!" Killer yelled out as he was punched. "In return… You can have… My life!"
"Killer-san!" One of the men yelled out in shock.
"Once Kid is gone, things will get easier for you. All your miseries can be traced back to him." Hawkins said to Killer. "If you didn't rebel against Kaido-san, you wouldn't have to suffer such a miserable fate..."
"You don't understand…" Killer looked up chuckling. "Hawkins. Kid is the guy who'll surpass the Four Emperors and become the King of the Pirates! And we're not gonna die here!"
Killer then tripped Hawkins before Hawkins got up and started to kick Killer. "Hunting the Four Emperors and becoming the King of the Pirates? It's a good thing you have big ambitions!"
"Then don't get in our way!"
"If I'm in your way, cut me up with those scythes! Or you can surrender. I'll put a word in for you with Kaido-san." Hawkins said as he stopped his attacks.
"Are you telling me to come under Kaido's rule?" Killer asked as he got up to his knees and started at Hawkins. That's pathetic..."
"Shut up!" Hawkins started to kick him again. "You guys can't fight this battle anyway! You saw the harsh reality, right?! Now you know the reason they've ruled over the sea for so long! I know your animal instinct is telling you! There's no way you can win!"
"Don't raise your voice…" Killer said to him. "You're regretting it, aren't you? The choice you made." Killer said as Hawkins remembers first meeting Kaido. "Because you were afraid of dying, but we're still alive."
"You'll see which one of us will regret our choices!"
Killer stood up and continued to laugh. "Okay. Then I'll… Try not to have regrets. Let's sink or swim!" Killer readied his weapons and walked towards Hawkins. "I have two questions for you. What will happen if you take damage… That has nowhere to go?" He asks as his blades start spinning.
"What are you talking about? You know how it works! Kid will take all the damage I get! As long as his straw doll is stored inside my body!" Hawkins readied his sword as Killer nodded.
"I see!" They then dashed before Killwer sliced Hawkins' left arm off having him scream out in pain.
"Why did my arm get chopped?! All the damage must..."
"Kid… Doesn't have… A left arm!" Killer spoke as he grabbed Hawkins' left arm and pulled Kid's doll out before it fell to pieces.
'Damn! That was unexpected!' Hawkins thought as Killer looked at him before Hawkins stood to look at him.
"The second question. If I take this away, how many more lives are left to protect you?
"Congratulations! That's the last one." Hawkins said as he pulled his cards out and transformed before Killer sliced through the form.
"The Straw-man won't die! If the card says so, it'll return! Reveal the outcome of this battle!" He pulled another and saw a tower being struck by lightning. "The Tower!
Kill then sliced him before falling on his back.
Straw Man Card... The Tower… It means… "The collapse of the old"...
Up ahead, Kid grinned as the three walked and stood together.
Its hidden meaning is... "a new path."
Outside, Naruto slammed Kohien's head into the ground with his feet as he held his knives before jumping up and slamming down.
Clang!
Only for Kohien's bat to block it. He then hit Naruto back into a boulder breaking it before Naruto got up and panted as lightning cracked. 'I swear I'll beast you and avenge my parents!'
Naruto then yelled and ran towards the pirate as lightning struck again.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: ANUBIS the god king.
To those who'll celebrate it, I hope you have a safe and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate, and a safe and Happy New Year! (Especially if I update something you haven't read before then.)
REMEMBER TO VOTE IN THE NEW STAR WARS POLL! I'll skip updating the story for two rounds and then skip one round afterward as I only have five chapters left until the last episode to stretch the poll out.
ALSO FOR THESE TWO ONE-PIECE STORIES, I'll update every other month at the latest and alternate timing in that, the next update will be 1st week of February, and then after that, it'll be the last week of March to get extra time between updates.
Next to be updated will be Detentionaire on Monday or Tuesday.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺