Ihmp here! From here on out, my updates will be more or less inconsistent. So, sorry for any inconvenience. I should also probably replay Legends: Arceus. I'm getting out of touch here.
Dear wtfft,
This is gonna be a pretty short entry since I have plans later to go out with the professor and Akari since I completed 25% of the Obsidian Fieldlands section of the pokedex. Beni's mochi, as always. I swear, I can't figure out how he moves so silently. In other news, the person that's been following me has been getting bolder. Must be taking me for a fucking idiot. Like before, they would wait until I was at least an entire street away and made sure to stay, at the least, in the peripheral of my vision. Now, they've started to walk by me on the street consistently (as if I wouldn't notice) and would size me up. They're always wearing this weird-ass get up too. Like they're hunched over in a hood and a cloak. Looks emo as fuck. They've even bumped into me pretty fucking hard every now and then.
Unrelated, I wiped the floor with Akari recently. Like I mean absolutely DECIMATED her. Combustion made sure to leave no burn marks, but you could be sure that I smoked her ass. Akari's pikachu got fucked up a bit, though. Also learned about something called fighting styles. Why did we stop doing this? The future I'm from, fighting styles weren't even a thought in our mind! Like, I've seen the occasional dude giving tutorials for pokemon on how to use martial arts, but nothing beyond that! It was awesome. And half the time, Akari's pikachu would just flip the bird at her. I think that was the first time I genuinely smiled in this world.
After that, I got access to the training grounds where I was allowed to fight with some people. I also met this one really buff lady that offered to do me some favors. No, not those kinds of favors you perverted fuck! Y'all need Jesus. Anyhow, she offered to teach my pokemon some new moves as well as to give my pokemon some sort of rock to enhance their performance. Pretty sure that was a thing back in my time. Also pretty sure that thing was drugs. Drugs are bad. DON'T DO DRUGS.
That's all wtfft! Hopefully I'll have more to report on tomorrow.
