Author's Note: Okay now here is a Christmas song, this one is another request from Fox Boss.

This is set in the Swap AU, this is an AU where Garnet was the leader of the Gem not Rose Quartz and Dipper and Mabel are her children. More info on that on MiniJenn's Tumblr page.

Now Dipper has Ice powers and Mabel has fire powers…so I think you guys know what song I'm using.

Enjoy.

Snow Miser/Heat Miser.

When Steven and Connie both agreed to spend the holidays back at Gravity Falls, they both knew to expect the unexpected and strange.

"I got you this time, snow bro!"

"Oh, please Mabel, with your aim I'm safe!"

"NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!"

The two friends watched with eyes widen and mouths agape, for right in front of the Gem Temple is two forts. On the left is a snow barrier in circling Dipper and a bunch of Manotaurs wearing sweaters, with the former launching giant snowballs (made by Dipper) from a giant slingshot inserted in the ground towards the other forte which is in circled by mini volcanos while Mabel is ordering a bunch Gnomes dressed up like Santa elves firing a fireball from their own giant slingshot.

"More ammo coming up!" Mabel shouted as she crafted a fireball in her palm and inserted into the slingshot, "Fire away, Jeff!"

Jeff grumbled as he adjusted his jingling hat, "For the record I want to say again, wearing these things is offensive and humiliating to us Gnomes!"

"Oh, come on," Mabel rolled her eyes, "Schmebulok, loves it!"

Schmebulok hoped happily while jiggling the bell on his hat, "Schmebulok!"

Jeff glared at him, "Traitor."

"Uh, what's going on?" asked Connie as she and Steven noticed Stan, Frod, Aaron, and the gems sitting on the sidelines watching the action. Amethyst and Jasper holding up a 'Go Mabel' sing while Pearl and Lapis are waving a 'Go Dipper!' sign, while Rose's sign is saying 'Be careful now!' sign.

"Every December, those two knuckle heads play this ridiculous game until one of them gives up," Explained Stan while eating a snow cone. "It was annoying at first, but I started taking bets on who wins."

Ford sighed, "Of course you do."

"It started to get a little extreme since they got their powers," Rose Quartz added.

"They haven't hurt each other, have they?" Steven gulped.

"Don't worry, Steven," Rose said putting a comforting hand on his shoulder. "It doesn't get too serious they do this just for fun."

"Okay but why though?" asked Connie.

"They were inspired by those two brother characters from that movie," Pearl explained. "What was it called again? Oh, that's right, 'The Year without a Santa Clause'."

"But that is a stop motion movie and Mabel is scared of those," Steven recalled how Mabel nearly set the whole shack on fire when he played an old monster movie with a Claymation Cyclops and other monsters.

Amethyst sighed, "Yeah but Pearl picked the live action version."

Steven and Connie both shudder at that.

"Those poor guys," Connie stated.

"It wasn't that bad," Pearl argued.

"Only you, Pearl," Amethyst replied. "Only you."

While this was going on, Mabel rubbed her hands together to make another fire ball while the Gnomes fired the one already in the slight shot.

Mabel: I'm Mrs. Green Christmas, I'm Mrs. Sun.

Shemebulock: Shmebulock!

Shouted the Gnome through the song.

Mabel: I'm Mrs. Heat Blister, I'm Mrs. One Hundred and One!

Finished making the fire ball, Mabel walked to the sling shot and placed it in.

They call me, Heat Miser, whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch!

She and the Gnomes pulled the sling shot back while Mabel gave her brother a mischievous grin.

I'm too much.

Then Mabel and the Gnomes let it go but the fire ball, like the last one and the many others that can before and after were either knocked away by the Manotaurs or missed. While Dipper was already making a giant snow ball.

Dipper: I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow.

I'm Mister Ice sickle, I'm Mister Ten bellow.

Like what his sister did, Dipper walked towards his own giant sling shot and placed it in.

Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch, turns to snow in my clutch!

He motioned Chutzpah to pull the sling shot and raised his hand up.

I'm too much.

"Fire!" Dipper shouted and Chutzpah released the sling shot and let the snow ball fly towards Mabel and the Gnomes, but just like the last one and the many others that have come before and after were either melted by Mabel's fire or missed.

As Dipper was making the next one, Churtzpah and four other Manotuars formed a kickline.

Manotaurs: He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow.

He's mister Ice Sickle, he's Mister Ten Bellow.

Dipper got in front of them as he bounced the snow ball in his hand.

Dipper: Friends call me, Snow Miser, whatever I touch, turns to snow in my clutch!

The Manotaurs then posed behind him like a boyband.

Manotaurs: He's too much!

"Thanks guys," Dipper chuckled but then dropped the snow ball by accident. "Dang it-INCOMING!" He shouted as he and the Manotaurs dodged an oncoming fireball.

Mabel: I never want to see a day that's under 60 degrees!

Already the gnomes were about to fire again while Mabel directed them on where to fire.

Dipper: I rather have it 30, 20, 10, 5 and let it freeze!

Then Dipper manifested a baseball bat made of ice and swatted the oncoming fire ball away.

"So why are the Manotaurs and Gnomes involved?" Connie asked.

"Apparently the Manotaurs owed Dipper a favor after he helped then won a snowball match with Bigfoot," said Amethyst as she devoured a whole bag of popcorn.

"As for the Gnomes," Ford added, "Mabel promised them that she will no longer set their…..behinds on fire if they tried to flirt with her."
"Well they better not," Steven mumbled, "But don't you think we should stop them, I think it's getting a little much."

"What makes you say that?" asked Stan as he's about to munch on his snowcone…..only for a snow ball to land on top of him and the gems dodged some smaller fire balls made when Dipper swatted another fireball and broke it into smaller forms.

Ford quickly grabbed Steven and Connie as they moved behind the large snow ball as they watched more projectiles being flung all over the area.

Stan poked his head out of the giant snow ball, "Okay maybe a bit much."

Then Dipper along with the Manotaurs pulled back the slingshot holding a very large snow ball.

Dipper: I never want to see a day that over 40 degrees!

While at the same time Mabel and the Gnomes pulled back their own slingshot holding a very large fire ball.

Mabel: I rather have it 80, 90, 100 degrees!

All the same time they fired their respected sling shots and the two elemental orbs clashed in midair causing snow and flames to fall down like rain.

Then the Gnomes formed their own kickline while also trying to avoid the fire coming down

Gnomes: She's Mrs. Green Christmas, she's Mrs. Sun.

Shemebulock: Shmebulock!

Scremed the Gnome as his Elf hat caught on fire.

Gnomes: She's Mrs. Heat Blister, she's Mrs. One Hundred and One!

Mabel dusted the snow from her shoulder as she started walking towards Dipper.

Mabel: They call me, Heat Miser, whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch!

I'm too much.

Dipper did the same as he walked over to her while bushing a small fire off his hair.

The twins were now face to face as their hands were incased in their respected elements as they stare down at each other.

Dipper and Mabel: Too Much!

Suddenly a fast purple blur pounced on the two, knocking them down. They looked up to see Tiger looking down on them with a stern look on the purple feline's face and it seemed to cause the twins to have a revelation about what they done.

Mabel and Dipper: Too Much?

Tiger lifted his paws to let the twins look around, they saw the Manotuars trying to put the fires on their chest hairs out, some of the gnomes trying to dig one of their own out from a snow ball, and finally Rose Quartz looking down at them with her hands on her hips.
"Too much," she said.

"Maybe we should try introducing them to other holiday moves?" Connie suggested.

"That sounds good," Steven nodded as he helped his Grunkle Stan out of the Snow ball.

"How about Die Hard," Stan said. "It's counts as a Christmas movie."

"NO!" Everyone shouted.

The End.

Author's Note: Well, this one was a fun one to think on, and we are close to Christmas and I have one already cooking, so look for that either on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day.