"We're gonna die!" KF yelled over the sound of the wind as they continued falling towards some crates on a cargo ship.

"Hey! Have faith!" Robin yelled back.

Just at that moment, the bioship uncloaked and opened up, catching them, and placing them in their seats and fastened their seatbelts. KF, noticing a bagel on the floor next to his foot, grabbed it, looked around, and began to eat it.

With a disgusted look on her face, Artemis asked, "did you just..?"

"Yeah, so what?" He said, swallowing the last bit.

"You're gross." Artemis said, then looked away towards the front.

Robin turned around, "thanks for the save, Miss M. How'd you two get out before us?"

"Well, when we heard the siren go off, we knew we would be able to get out with everyone scrambling and leaving our area. So Kaldur and I just left."

"Just left? How?" Artemis asked.

"We'll.." she began, "I kind of used my telepathy and got one of them to open it while they were passing by." She said sheepishly.

"And no one saw?" Artemis asked disbelievingly, looking to Kaldur.

"No. Well, yes. There were a few that saw but M'gann and I took care of them and got to the top deck, she called the bio ship and we.. jumped." He nodded looking at M'gann.

KF, Wally, and Artemis, all looked at each other with suspicion but let it drop.

"Okay, so what's next?" Wally asked. "Food? I'm starving!"

"Wally! Can you stop thinking with your stomach? We need to find a way home! There's no justice league, which means there's no Batman, which means we're on our own."

"We could all use a meal.." Artemis said to Robin with a sheepish smile.

Batgirl smirked, "I must be the smartest one here. I asked for food."

Robin looked at batgirl with a frown, "no one cares BG.." then he stuck his tongue out. Batgirl glared at him.

While the two began their stare off, Wally began to list food places, Artemis was rolling her eyes, Connor was staring, amused at all of them, M'gann was piloting the ship to a secluded area, and Kaldur was sighing like a dad who was tired of his kids.

How were they ever gonna get anything done?

He took a breath and spoke up, "okay, everyone? First thing is first. We need to eat. Does anyone have money or something that will help us achieve our first goal?"

Robin and Batgirl raised their hands. "I have some in my belt. Batman told us to always be prepared." He said proudly with his hands on his hips, Batgirl nodding along.

Wally leaned over to Artemis, "Batman told them to prepare for this?"

"Of course not! Just for situations where money might be needed!" She replied, smacking him in the back of the head. Wally yelped.

"Okay!" M'gann yelled out in a sing-song voice, "we're going to be landing soon."

"We need to change into our civies." Artemis said.

"I don't." Wally, in a blur, was now in some sneakers, jeans, and a green t-shirt, his suit in a pile on the floor.

"Did you just.. change in front of us?"

"Maybe.."

"YOU ARE SO-" before Artemis could touch him, Wally sped to hide behind Connor.

Robing pulled out some clothes and walked to a part of the bioship that wasn't visible.

Everyone else followed Robin's example, changing in the bag of the ship.

Now that everyone was dressed in civvies, they exited the ship and began to walk around for a restaurant to eat at, nothing too expensive though, with Connor's and Wally's metabolism, they would need to save some money.

"That place looks good." Wally said, pointing to a building.

"It looks expensive, just look at the line." Artemis said.

"We need to save as much money as possible Wally," Robin said, "we don't know how long we'll be here before we get into contact with someone from the league. Or at least someone who can help us."

"Robin is right, we must manage carefully if we are to do this for a while." Kaldur stated, backing him up.

"Kal, just call me Dick. We're in civvies now."

"No one is really comfortable with that." Artemis said with a frown.

"Oh, grow up." He said, swinging his arms upward.

"That's who you remind me of!" she snapped her fingers in satisfaction. "Wait." She gasped, "no way.. It can't be" she laughed. "You're-"

"In the flesh," he said proudly. "Told you you'd laugh about it someday. I was waiting for you to make the connection." He said, taking off his sunglasses.

"Never thought Richard Grayson would be Robin."

"Yup, that's my best friend." Wally said, swinging his arm over his shoulder

Barbara sighed. M'gann and Connor shared a look of confusion.

"Does Bruce know about- you know, you being Robin."

Wally butt in, "of course he does," Robin turned and hissed his name.

"He's Bat-" Robin smacked him. "Hey!" Barbara stood with wide eyes.

The team stood in shocked-silence taking in the information. Billionaire playboy philanthropist Bruce Wayne was Batman. The Batman. The Batman who has saved the world many times. The one who puts others above himself. Crazy. Who would've thought that they were one and the same?

"Close your mouths or you'll catch a fly." Dick exhaled with frustration, it was one thing to out his own identity, but Bruce's…? He sighed again when they didn't move. "Let's move people, there's a diner, let's go inside."

Heyo! Oops! It's been like.. a year.. Anyways! I've been meaning to get one out but then I forgot for a few months (oops) then I got a message that someone left a review so then I started typing again, then I didn't know what else to type... then I got to writing again and this came out so.. yeah. hehe.. I enjoy writing Wally, he always makes me laugh. Hope you enjoyed it as much if not more than I did while writing it!

Chapter Question: What was your favorite part of the story so far?

Leave comments, if you want, they always encourage (and remind) me that there are people who want to read something like this. And for those of you who don't, not trying to be rude but, you can always scroll off, you don't have to stay and read it. This fic is supposed to be funny and not make sense, it's fiction. Anyways, peace! See y'all next time!