Sorry for how short it is, but with all the cutscenes with Hank, the Monarch and the other stuff, there's no way for Naruto to be apart of all those scenes, so they pretty much stay canon.

A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 44

Faking Miracles

New York Central Park

Right now Naruto was out jogging with Brock and the boys, since it turned out the boys want to get fit and resemble Brock more, though Hank kept asking to get anabolic steroids, but both Brock and Naruto were against it, since they believe such a thing was cheating, "Also Hank, taking them would shrink your junk, since that shit "expands" all the muscles except ONE muscle that would "please" the women." Naruto states to the boy.

Hearing this caused Hank to yelp and cover his junk, where Brock whispers to Naruto, "Is that shit true!?" Since he wasn't sure on that part, with Naruto shrugging his shoulders, "I don't know, just figured I'd tell HIM that to stop him from asking in the future." Naruto answered back, since he's never used anything like that, since his muscles were naturally earned, with Brock nodding in agreement.

Though the father/son duo had their attention brought to Dean, when Hank tried to pull the "shoelace untied" joke, but it turns out Dean's lace WAS untied, though something else was what really set Brock off, "Dean why are you wearing shoes!?" The man couldn't help but question.

With Naruto adding in his two cents, "Yeah buddy, no wonder you're exhausted, those things would give ya flat feet during our run."

Though Dean wanted to answer back in his own way, he was too exhausted to even put up a defence to his footwear, only to collapse to the ground in a sweaty heap, "Also Dean, you seriously need more stamina, I mean, it's one thing to be "booksmart" but you at least need a healthy body as well." Naruto finishes, with Brock agreeing, where he picked Dean up and took him to a water faucet to drink from.

But while that was happening, Hank's eyes were drawn to a girl that was running by, with Hank running after her, catching Naruto's notice, "(Sigh!) I'll follow Hank, just to make sure he doesn't get into trouble for sexual harassment, or being called a stalker or something." Naruto tells Brock, with the man waving him off.

Naruto makes his way towards where Hank was headed towards, missing the shrimp-armoured guards that had Hank pinned down, though he was quick to notice, "Seriously Hank, I take my eyes off you for two seconds and you end up like this," He couldn't help but question the boy's mentality, "Listen guys, could ya ease up on the boy, he's a bit-!" "RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHh!" Naruto was trying to talk to the armoured guys, only for Brock to tackle them, "Slow~!" He couldn't help but finish what he was saying, while letting his dad do his "thing" with the guards.

With the girl in shock about the whole thing, "Welcome to New York, right(!)" He couldn't help but state to the girl, catching her attention, though she blushed at the sight of Naruto, since right now Naruto was wearing a sleeveless shirt and jogging pants, giving him a strong athletic look, since he also left his weapons back at the building as well.

Later

After that, the four had made their way back to the building, with Brock carrying the still exhausted Dean over his shoulder, though Hank noticed Billy in a hover vehicle catching the boy's attention, where as Naruto thought it was okay, but prefers his cycle instead.

After which the boys went for a shower, with Naruto entering his own, though he ended up hearing Dean's yell over something, where Naruto exits his shower and used his bathroom mirror to call Dean as well, making it a 3-way call, though Dean questions the mirror, Naruto simply states, "Think of it as a giant touchscreen Dean, now what's wrong I heard your scream from my shower, WITH my shower running and me being in it." Which basically tells the two that Dean was loud enough for Naruto to hear him.

Though Dean questions if candirú fish had made it to New York, though Brock was puzzled by the question, Naruto simply answered, "Not to my knowledge Dean, that fish is solely based in the amazons and Brazil, from what I've gathered, is this about your entrance exam, look, you don't need to worry because me and my dad will be helping you out with that." Naruto states, figuring that the boy was nervous about the whole thing, wanting to make up some type of excuse.

But Dean simply brushed the whole thing off, but got happy about the whole "study-buddy" thing, which made his towel drop, causing both Brock and Naruto to flinch at the sight, "GAH! I wish I didn't see that on this, look Dean, get your pants on and we'll see you for the study session!" Naruto quickly hung up, wanting to move on from that sight.

Luckily for him, he had a "visitor" that was helping him in the shower, "Master~ Please return so you can scrub MY back~~" Medusa states while poking her head out from the shower, making Naruto smile at the sight of her, since seeing her was a GREAT help after seeing Dean.

Dean's Room

As Hank went on his first job as a pizza delivery boy, both Naruto and Brock were helping Dean with his essay, but it was a little difficult, due to how the essay was written, along with Brock and Naruto criticizing the thing for Dean, seeing as Dean wrote the COMPLETE truth about his life, but both Brock and Naruto had tried to explain that the boy needed to "ease up" on such a thing, seeing how it felt like a suicide letter, though Naruto had mumbled how it would've certainly explained a few things during their travels.

Where both Naruto and Brock had stuck around to help Dean with his test for the next day.

Only as they were studying Dean had started to act really strange, first by puking on the book that Brock was showing him, only after feeling better he picked up Brock like he weighed nothing, pretty much shocking the father/son duo, only for the boy to collapse clutching his chest, only as Brock tried to revive the boy, "CLEAR!" Dean exclaimed sitting up with an electrical discharge exiting him body.

Though after that Dean starts babbling babylonian, which started freaking both Naruto and Brock out to the point that Brock shot the boy with his tranq darts, with Brock quickly calling Rusty to try and contact Orpheus, thinking that Dean was possessed by a demon or something, while Naruto quickly ties Dean to his bed in a panic.

Only for Rusty to explain how Dean was infected with nanites, where both Billy and White had demonstrated a few things, "NICE GOING YOU JACKASSES! YA NEARLY KILLED DEAN AND GAVE US A HEART ATTACK!" Naruto yelled out, pretty much stating what both him and Brock were thinking after hearing their explanation.

Next Day

After finding out about the nanobots inside Dean, the boy was having a painful time "passing" them through his system by peeing them out, with Rusty giving the boy some encouragement, though showed him his passing grade, meaning that Dean was now a collage student, making everyone proud of him, which Dean was happy about.

Though before the whole "passing," Naruto had offered Dean some help by asking if he wanted some more stamina, just to keep up with Hank, along with a couple of other questions such as keeping his hair so he doesn't end up like his dad, along with some "length" to please the women in the future, not to mention some confidence and street smarts, while also explaining that they just keep the whole thing limited to an average human level.

After Dean had agreed with everything that Naruto had suggested, it really didn't take them long to set everything up inside Dean's body, afterwhich is when Dean starts "passing" them through by peeing, which he wished that his pain receptors were a little nullified like Naruto's but it was too late, they were already doing the whole "expulsion" of the bots.

With Dean being thankful that Naruto had made sure not to interfere with his intellect, which Naruto did, unfortunately the same couldn't be said for Rusty, which was the reason why Dean had passed, but the level wasn't by much seeing as Dean also had street smarts added to his intellect, but it still helped the boy in someway, just like his now average length, which was still sensitive because of the added "growth" to it.

Though Rusty then hung up, not really wanting to see his son in "that" kind of pain, while stating how it was a "miracle" that Dean had passed, with the others agreeing though Naruto had second thoughts on the whole thing, he couldn't really deny that Dean actually needed the help from the bots.

The End.

There you have it Naruto helps Dean out with the nanite bots, along with the boy's studies, as well as meeting Sirena, who happens to be the mobster's daughter, though whether or not Naruto ends up with her will be anyone's guess, since I don't want to spoil anything for anyone.

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