Ultramarine and Sapphire: Love Story:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Ultramarine and Sapphire were walking through Oddworld.
"Sapphire's so lucky," says Cyan.
"What about me," asks Yellow.
"Oh, I still love you," says Cyan, "but you could work out once in a while!"
Everyone was admiring Sapphire's new muscular boyfriend.
But Black was watching. "Those muscles could be useful," says Black.
...
Ultramarine and Sapphire were sitting at a table together. A lookie serves them a plate of spaghetti. "Ultramarine, since I met you, I couldn't remember a time where I was this happy," says Sapphire.
"I feel the same way," says Ultramarine, "I…" Then there's a smokescreen.
Sapphire sees she's alone. "What? Where's my Ultramarine?"
...
Sapphire throws Cyan to a wall. "I had nothing to do with it," says Cyan.
"I saw you looking at my man," says Sapphire.
"Yeah, so was everyone else," says Cyan, "but I'm a married dino… thing!"
"Fine, but I'm watching you!" Sapphire then walks away.
...
Sapphire continues to interrogate everyone until she sees a building with a sign that says, 'Ultramarine is not in here'. "Well, guess that place is out of the question," says Sapphire.
Five Hours Later:
"Wait a minute!" Sapphire then charges in…
...
Sapphire breaks the door down. "Where is Ultramarine," asks Sapphire.
"He's about to become my soldier," says Black as he presses a button on a remote.
Ultramarine then starts walking. "No…"
"Ultramarine, destroy her," says Black.
But Ultramarine resists the control and hurts Black instead. "Ultramarine, is that you," asks Sapphire.
"I love you," says Ultramarine and the two share a kiss.
The End