Alright, this chapter isn't really my best, but it'll get a bit better later.
Chapter 2: The Beach Monster
Virginian Forest
Fanny seated herself on one of many hills in the forest, with her two brothers close to her on the ground. "So, Fanny, uh…how's being giant so far?" Paddy asked nervously.
"Terrible! I can't go indoors, I can't go around in public without causing an uproar, and all the food's as big as crumbs! HOW DO YA THINK I'M DOIN'?!"
The two covered their ears; her shouts were deafening like this. "Well, we didn't mean to make you giant." Shaunie said. "Just smaller… so we could carry you around easier."
"Look, I don't care, alright? This is the WORST possible thing you could've done to me! You two have RUINED my life and I will NEVER forgive you!"
"Fanny, we're sorry!" Paddy exclaimed. "We just wanted you to be nice to us!"
"Just forget it! Right now, I've lost ANY possible love I could have for you. Just go away and leave me alone."
"But-"
"FOREVER!" With that, she turned her back on them and folded her arms.
Paddy and Shaunie exchanged sad, guilty expressions and walked away.
As she sat there, Fanny looked to a distant part of the forest (a few feet at her height) and noticed smoke rising out of a fireplace. "Probably just some campers." was all she said as she yawned and laid back on the hillside in the hopes of going to sleep, wishing this were all just a dream, her head rested on her folded hands.
In that other part of the woods, Clockwork watched through a telescope as the giant Irish girl lied down. "How sad. And people think the small ones are unfortunate." He looked back to Dimentia and her Magiblots, who were roasting marshmallows in the fireplace. "I'm sure you could relate. You've been high and mighty for a million years. Now look at yourself. Wasted away to practically nothing."
"Don't talk down on me YET, Ticktock! I can overpower you anytime I want!" Dimentia stated with spite. "The only reason I haven't yet is because I'm curious."
"Curiosity killed the cat and the clown."
"Whatever. Why in the cosmos did you restore my youth?"
"I guess you can say I have a weakness for being too nice to those that are evil."
"I'm not as stupid as you think I am, Adult! You had a reason for restoring my former glory and I wanna know what."
"Desperate times call for desperate measures, Dimentia. And desperate measures call for giving everyone a second chance. It's time you put aside your hatred for adults and think of others for a change. I need your help."
"And WHY WOULD I HELP YOU?!" the former empress screamed, taking to the air. "All my life, you and all those fools have been trying to ruin me! All the adults and those traitorous kids have never made my life any easier! Each and every one of you never went one minute without aching me so! You, the Nightmare King, the Irken Empire, the Star Spirits, Nigel and Rachel, THE ILLUMINATI! THE BIG BUNNY IN THE PUMPKIN MASK THAT DELIVERS CHOCOLATES ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY! YOU ALL KEEP RUINING MY LIIIIIFE!" The Zathurian broke into tears again as the Magiblots gave disbelieving looks.
Clockwork floated up and handed her a tissue, then placed a hand on her shoulder. "Not everyone was against you, Dimentia. There were some out there who respected your work. And while you may have lied to everyone, it still isn't too late to regain your dignity." The former leader quit crying and looked up at him.
KND Undersea Lab
"C'mon, Sis! Just let me drink the potion!" Harvey pled to his sister as they, Facilier, Sonya, Lee, Eva, Kade, and Sector V were walking down a hall of the Undersea Base.
"For the last time, Harvey, this potion is far too dangerous for anyone to drink. Especially in an underwater lab like this."
"But I'll only have a little! C'mon, Sis! Just one teeny little drop? Haven't you always wanted to feel better about your height? It probably doesn't even taste that good!"
"Can you imagine a 50 foot giant Harvey?" Sonya whispered to Lee, who just quivered at the thought.
Soon, the group reached the main lab to meet up with Gabe, Numbuh 20,000, and the scientists. "NUMBUH 362, SIR!" 20,000 saluted. "It's an honor to have you in our—HEY! What's that ADULT doing here?!"
"Relax, 20,000. He's Numbuh 5's uncle and he's on our side."
"Well… if you say so. But I'm watching him!" Facilier's Shadow shot him a glare in return.
"Numbuh 74.239, can you analyze this potion and see what it's made of?" Rachel asked the lead scientist.
"Sure thing! Just one little drop and…" With that, Gabe took and opened the bottle and dipped a single drop of potion onto the scanner.
"Scanning…Scanning…Scan complete." The computer spoke. "Substance composed of: 10% hair dust. 40% Mega Shroom. 50% Rumpel magic."
"Rumpel magic?" Eva questioned.
"Hair dust?" Harvey asked.
"Oh! Paddy and Shaunie's hair, to be precise." Gabe replied, studying the monitor.
"That must be how Rumpel was able to make the spell official." Rachel deduced.
"Bleh. So Fanny has her brothers' hair inside of her? Gross." Eva replied.
"That no good lyin' cheatin' son of a-" Facilier mumbled.
"Uncle Facilier, how do you know Rumpel so well?" Abby asked.
"Oh, he and I go back. Here's the story: Rumpel was born on Avalar, and on Avalar, all elves have a little magic. Unlike the other elves, Rumpel was born with a 'special' kind of magic. The kind that only wizards like me are born with, not the little Christmas themed stuff. Rumpel used his magic to prank people. But then Santa Claus stopped him and demanded he be sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to learn control. Coincidentally, it was BOTH our first years.
"Anyway, Rumpel was one of the first, if not few, non-human creatures to be accepted in the school. I went to Ravenclaw House while he went to Slytherin. Over there's where he learned his cunning tricks, and it's also where he attracted several witch girls. I don't know how, but he had the ladies charm. He bullied and pranked me day and day with his know-it-all magic, and my favorite teacher, Mama Odie, kept havin' to save my arse. But here's another story about Rumpel that makes him even MORE dangerous: according to the teachers, he's a timebender."
"A timebender?" Nigel stared at his hand. "Like… with my firebending? Does that mean Rumpel can control time?!"
"Supposedly. But one time, I overheard that the Time God, Dialga established a limit on his powers. He can only use them when he makes certain deals."
"Why wouldn't Dialga just take his powers away altogether?"
"I don't know."
"But how can we disable his spells?" Abby asked.
"Well, it USED to be you had to speak his true name, but now EVERYBODY knows about the infamous Rumpel Stiltskin! Nowadays, it's all about LOVE and all that crud."
"Well, he did say that Fanny would have to show her love to her brothers if she's ever going to be small again." Sonya replied.
"So, what do we do with the potion?" Gabe asked.
"I'LL HOLD ON TO IT!" Harvey exclaimed.
"NO, Harvey! I'M holding on to it!" Rachel said, taking the potion once again. Harvey pouted and grumbled.
"You think Fanny will learn to be nice to her brothers?" Sonya asked.
"I don't know. But I can't have one of my best operatives and friends being at 50 feet tall the rest of her life. Call me crazy, but I'm going to see Rumpel tomorrow and try to reason with him." Rachel replied.
Virginian Forest
"Siiiigh…" Fanny rested her head on her hands, utterly bored and unable to sleep.
"YO!" Hearing the voice, she looked down to her right to see Bartie and Virginia.
"Oh. Hey, guys. What are you doing here?"
"Well, we thought you might be hungry, so Virginia and I got you this triple decker!" Bartie held up a hamburger.
"THAT'S IT?! ONE HAMBURGER? THAT THING'S AS BIG AS A CRUMB!"
"Well, sorry!" Bartie shot back. "But we don't have the money to buy eleventy kajillion hamburgers!"
"Ugh." Fanny sighed, and with that, she put her right index finger down by them, to which Bartie placed the hamburger on for Fanny to hold it to her mouth and lick it off. Once she (or at least felt like she) swallowed it, she could still feel the grumbling in her stomach. "Great. I swallowed a whole hamburger, and I'm STILL HUNGRY! Being a giant is not as fun as it sounds."
"Actually, Fanny, that might be because you're not really taking full advantage of this situation." Virginia said with a smirk.
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, if I was your size, I'd be using my superior might to take charge!" As Virginia spoke, Bartie was making movements, gesturing for her to shut up. "If I was you, I would take what I want when I want for whatever reason I want! I mean, since everyone else is just bugs to you, why should you care?"
"Hm…" Fanny thought for a moment. "You have a point there."
"WHAT? NO! NO SHE DOESN'T!" Bartie yelled, covering Virginia's mouth. "SHE HAS NO POINT! SHE'S CRAZY! DON'T LISTEN TO HER! Are you crazy?" he whispered to Ginny.
Fanny felt more rumbling in her stomach. "THAT'S IT! I don't even care anymore, I'M HUNGRY!" With that, the giant redhead stood up and began heading into town, making several humongous footprints in the forest.
"NO! FANNY! WAIT! I'M NOT SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!" Bartie yelled.
"Dude! Come on!" Virginia said excitedly as she dragged Bartie away.
Downtown Cleveland
"Hello?" Rumpel said into his cellphone as he sat at the outdoor café still. "Yes, Grunty, I made the giant. No, she isn't wreaking havoc yet, but I guarantee, any moment, she'll-" Before he could finish, he looked in the direction of the giant Fanny, who was scaring away townspeople. "OH! Call ya back later, Grunty! The show's just gettin' started!" He smirked and hung up.
The starving giant approached a McDonald's, and the customers fled the restaurant as Fanny lifted the whole place off the ground and tossed it into her mouth, chewing and swallowing it. "OH, SWEET RELIEF!" she exclaimed as the taste satisfied her.
"AAHHH HA HA HA HA! OH BOY! Do I feel sorry for THAT clown!" Rumpel cackled.
Fanny walked over to a Wendy's, lifted, and swallowed that restaurant as well. "Oh, sweet, beautiful sensation!"
"HA HA HA HA! O-Oh BOY! Wh-When I tell the witches… th-they'll be sorry they didn't come!"
"ATTENTION, GIANT GIRL!" Fanny looked over to see several cops looking up at her. "For nearly destroying our city, we hereby ask you to leave and…and… stop being giant!" the lead cop ordered into a megaphone.
"Uh, actually, Sir, the term for a giant girl is a 'giantess.'" another cop said.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M LIKE THIS!" Fanny yelled. "IT WAS MY TWO IDIOT BROTHERS!"
"YES! SHOW THEM, FANNY!" Rumpel yelled. "Pummel them with your gigantic fists of giantess female fury!"
"Fine, fine. Let me just—WHOA! WHOA! WHOOAA!" As she tried to step over the townspeople, Fanny accidentally tripped on a small building, and the police evacuated as she tumbled over and crushed all the cars.
"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! MAN!" Rumpel exclaimed. "I'm having more fun than Bellatrix after SHE KILLED SIRIUS BLACK! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" The cocky elf walked away, cackling like crazy.
Mt. Gnaa
Negatar Gnaa watched from his lair with his allies as the giant caused destruction. "MAN! LOOK AT THAT GIRL GO!" Bowser cheered.
"Whatever happened to her, it's really something." Eggman observed.
"Boy, I'll say." Scarlet said as she played around with the red Chaos Emerald in her long claws. "If I was that big, I could easily squash Violet like the bug she is."
"This is the perfect opportunity to turn her to the Dark Side." Lord Gnaa said. "Her rage and anger are just the kind of things we need. If we can just hit her with one of my Darkness Cannons, she'll use her superior size to squash all the ones she despises the most."
"Hehe." Ganondorf smirked. "With a beast like her on our side, we'd be unstoppable."
"Send me to zap her with the cannon!" Scarlet said. "Then when I'm done, I can find out how she got so big!"
"No. I think this mission is more suiting for Bowser."
"OH YEAH, BABY!" the Koopa exclaimed. "Don't worry, Gnaa! I'll get you your giant monster! I'M BOWSER, BABY!" With that, the chubby turtle charged and ran out the door. Phantom Gnaa spawned up from Gnaa's Well of Darkness and chased after him.
"In other news," The Brain began, turning to Gnaa, "I have found one of the Firstborn Guardians."
"Did you now? Well done, Brain!"
"Firstborn Guardians?" Scarlet repeated.
"Yes. It's not as simple as finding the Eight Firstborn. In fact, it's not really simple at all. But if we are to truly have them under our control, they need to be captured by their chosen Mortal Guardians."
"And Brain found one of the Guardians?" Scarlet asked as she tossed and caught the red Emerald in her hand.
"Indeed. She was persuaded to join my Brotherhood very easily and is now one of my best operatives." Brain said. "Her and her partner make the perfect team."
"And once we have all the other Guardians, the ultimate power of the universe will be at our behest. We shall revive and control GOD!"
Virginian Forest
After Fanny's little clumsy act downtown, the Irish giantess was back on her forest hill, sitting with her head in her hands in boredom. "Well, that could've gone better."
"No kidding." At this, she looked down to her right to see Patton, standing on a tree. "But hey. At least I wasn't on the menu!"
"You'd taste disgustin' anyway."
"Is that only because I'm so tasty looking and you're so hideous?" Patton smirked.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"OW! I'm kidding, I'm kidding!" Patton replied, rubbing his ears. Fanny looked the other way in frustration. "You know, I'm sorry to tell you this Fanny, but Rachel's right. You did get yourself into this mess. I mean, if your older sibling wanted to bite your head off, wouldn't you wanna shrink them down?"
"It's their fault for being annoying in the FIRST PLACE! How would you feel if Margie shrunk YOU down or made you giant?"
"Firstly, if I was a giant, that'd be pretty cool! And I'm hoping to Jirachi she doesn't shrink me. But that's what little siblings do, Fanny: they bug you. They get on your nerve! But deep down, you know you still love each other. But the way you've been treating them, you make them think you don't love them at all!"
"But Ah DO love them! They're my brothers!"
"Then you need to prove it! Show them how much you care about them! And learn to control your anger. Otherwise, you'll have to be the giant monster they made you to be the rest of your life."
Fanny took a deep breath. True, she was pretty peeved at them for what they did, but she felt kind of bad for how she treated them. She didn't really like the idea of being nicer to them, but she didn't wanna remain a giant the rest of her life. Despite the totally awesome power she'd have over people. "Maybe you're right."
"OH YEAH! A boy's right and you're wrong! Admit it!"
"Don't get so hung up! Anyway, I guess I better go find them. See ya later." With that, Patton watched as the giantess walked away, shaking the earth under her feet.
As Patton tried to climb down from his tree, his foot slipped, and he fell and got his pants stuck to a branch. "Um… FANNY? Mind helping me first?"
"HELP YER self!"
Gallagher Elementary
Paddy and Shaunie were currently playing a game of tetherball behind the school. They were still feeling bad for what they did to their sister, so they were trying to pass it off with this little game until they could think of a way to help. To their dismay, their game was interrupted when the Six Gum Gang sped around them on their hovercrafts and stopped. "Well, lookie here!" Runt said. "If it ain't the two boys that made that there giantess!"
"What do you want?!" Shaunie shouted.
"Yer little giant of a sister crushed one of our favorite hangouts." Runt replied, angry. "So, someone's gotta pay!" The gang cracked their knuckles and grinned evilly. Sensing trouble, the two brothers hurried away screaming. The Six Gum Gang simply sped up to them and surrounded, and Lunk hopped off his bike and grabbed the two by the shirt collar.
"It's time to show youse what happens when you go around, makin' people giant!" And as Paddy and Shaunie quivered in fear, waiting for the beating, Lunk's bike was crushed by a huge, brown boot, and they all looked up to see the giant Fanny looking down at the gang, anger on her massive face. "Well, if it ain't the monster herself." Runt said. "It's time I wrangled up some banshees!" With that, the Six Gum leader twirled his lasso and tossed it up at the giant, but Fanny simply grabbed it with her left thumb and index finger, showing how inferior Runt's puny rope (a mere string from her view) was. She then twirled it and Runt around herself like some toy until he finally slammed on the ground.
As Runt tried to recover, he felt an intense pressure placed on his back as Fanny placed her giant foot lightly on top of his body. "AUGH! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OOOFF!" Runt screamed, pleading Fanny wouldn't add more pressure on her foot. Her boot was so heavy at her size, and it was difficult to breathe.
"Now: unless ya want to experience the full life cycle of an ant, I'd suggest you STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHERS!" With that, the Six Gum members cowered and ran for their bikes. Lunk gently placed the two on the ground, patted their heads, then ran away screaming, and Fanny grinned powerfully as she lifted her foot and allowed Runt to run away, screaming like a baby.
Once they were gone, the brothers exchanged glances and looked up at their sister. "Uh…thanks…Fanny." Paddy said, unsure.
"Whatevah. Now, listen." Fanny sat down on her knees and took another deep breath. What she was about to say made her feel very awkward, especially considering her superior size, but she was ready to go through with it. "Look, I'm…I'm sorry for… bein' mean to ya all those times and… threatening to rip your heads off." The two exchanged confused glances as she spoke. "I've been a real bad older sister lately and Ah'm willin' to do anything to make up for it. So… what can I do to prove I can be a good sister?"
The two thought for a minute. "Uh…could you excuse us a sec?" Paddy asked as he and Shaunie turned around and began whispering, excitedly. "I guess we finally got her!"
"So, what do we do now?"
"I don't know. I mean, we have our own giant sister that's willing to do anything for us! There's all kinds of things we can do!"
"But what do we do first?"
"Hm…I'm not sure. Let's just start off small." They turned back to their sister, who looked down at them as well, waiting for them to ask something. "Uh…you could… take us to the beach."
Fanny sighed. "Climb aboard." With that, she held her right hand on the ground, allowing them to get on. Once they were on, Fanny stood up and started to walk out until…
"AH!" She looked down to see Principal Sauerbraten sticking his head out the window. "Look what you have done to my playground, Ms. Fulbright! Why can't you look where you're GOING when you're a giant?!"
"Calm down, Sauerbraten! I'm leaving!" she yelled angrily, carrying her brothers away.
"Oh, you BETTER leave!" the principal said, going back in. "Oi, I knew children were annoying devils, but to actually become GIANT?! At her size, she'll be able to crush all the schools she wants! I MUST TAKE ACTION! Perhaps if I hired a professional bounty hunter!" The militant-like principal got on to his computer and started looking up hunters. "Ah, here's one! Mr. Bob A. Feet? Weird name… but he sounds promising! I will give this 'Bob A. Feet' a call! Then little giant Ms. Fulbright will come toppling down!" The principal laughed maniacally as he dialed in numbers on a phone.
Rumpel's Carriage
"We will get back to the mysterious disappearance of Nolan York in the next hour. In other news, the notorious Rumpel Stiltskin has just moved in to the town of Cleveland, Virginia." Rumpel Stiltskin relaxed in his chair in his carriage, watching the KNN with joy. "He's sold Paddy and Shaunie Fulbright a magic growth potion, claiming it was a shrink potion, which they then used on their older sister, Numbuh 86, who has already caused much panic amongst the townspeople."
"Hey, Eva! If Fanny's mom thought she was a BIG Fanny before, wait until she gets a look at this!" Eva smacked her face in disgust as Kade laughed at his joke.
"Ha ha ha ha! Oh BOY! It's always good to have your work recognized, isn't it, Fifi?" Rumpel said to his goose. "This is better than that time I sold that Morgan chick a voodoo doll of her brother! She called me Thumple Sickins for some reason, I'm not sure why."
Moments later, Rachel and Nigel barged into his carriage. "Rumpel, we need to talk."
"Ah, yes, of course." Rumpel said, closing his laptop. "What can I do you for?"
Rachel made a sigh and said, "We were wondering if there is any chance we could persuade you to get Fanny back to normal faster?"
Rumpel just sighed. "It's just like kids. Things fly in one ear and OUT the other! I told you! The only way Fanny can get back to normal is-"
"I know, I know, she needs to show kindness to her brothers! Still, I don't really think you should really do these things without some emergency shutoff. Are you sure we can't just give her the shrink potion?"
"Sorry, kid. But all deals are final."
"But you can't just go around making these sort of deals for your own entertainment!" Nigel said.
Rumpel sipped on some tea. "Okay, look, guys. I admit I get a real kick out of making these sorts of deals. But it's all for a good cause!" He got out of his chair, grabbed a contract, then began slowly walking around the desk to Rachel. "I do this for more than my own selfish gain! I do this to help those in need and relieve them of their stress whenever they desire so. My timebending powers are a real big help for such things! For instance…" He walked up to Rachel and held up a scrolled-up contract. "Let's say you wished you never became Supreme Leader. I could do that for you…" He unrolled the contract.
Rachel just stared at the paper, which offered to relieve her of her Supreme Leader duties. "Whaddya say? You sign the dotted line, I use my powers to take away the day you became Supreme Leader, you're free to live an actual childhood, and someone else is stuck with the duties! Well?" Rumpel gave a big, creepy grin.
"You're not really going to, are you?" Nigel asked.
"Yeah. Sorry, Rumpel, no deal."
"Murrf." Rumpel mumbled, putting the contract away. "Look, all I'm saying is, while I find it funny to see what sort of effect my spells have on people, I always have faith that the people who made the deal will get what they want and learn a valuable lesson along the way. Same thing I did to this ogre back in the town I came from!"
"And you have faith that Fanny will learn to be nicer to her brothers?" Rachel asked.
"Exactly! And as her friends, you should, too!"
Rachel sighed. "I guess you're right. Come on, Nigel. Let's see how she's doing." With that, the two headed out of the carriage.
"Oh! And that whole 'stop you from becoming Supreme Leader' offer is still open!" Rumpel yelled after them.
"NO THANK YOU!" Rachel yelled.
Cleveland Beach
The Fulbright kids reached the beach and Fanny placed her brothers on the ground, where they began playing in the ocean, both in green swim trunks. Fanny just sat on the small cliffside, resting her head on her hands again as she watched them play. "Sigh. Well, it's always nice to get a breath of that ocean air. You know, at my size the ocean is like a lake." she said to herself, smiling at the thought. "A really big lake… still, it's good to help relax. My feet are KILLIN' me!" Fanny proceeded to rip off her boots, stretching her toes out as she placed her gigantic, bare feet in the sea. "Aaaahhh…" she sighed in total relief. "My toes really needed this."
Paddy and Shaunie looked with disgust as Fanny wiggled her massive toes in the ocean, making waves as she did so. The brothers pinched their noses shut, unable to stand the awful smell. "GROOSS! Put your boots on, Fanny!" Paddy yelled.
"Your feet stink!" Shaunie whined.
"Oh, COME ON! It can't be that bad!"
"It's a thousand times worse at this size!" Paddy shouted.
"I think my nose will fall off!" Shaunie yelled.
"Uuuugh! Fine!" Begrudgingly, Fanny slipped her boots back on, upset that she couldn't enjoy the fresh air and the ocean on her feet. "Happy?"
Paddy and Shaunie uncovered their noses, smiling in relief. "Much better, Fanny." Paddy said.
"Stoopid brothers." Fanny mumbled, though her amplified voice made it well-heard. She released a yawn and stretched her arms out. "At any rate," She laid back on the sand, "I'm gonna have me a wee nap." With that, she curled herself up on the beach, laid her head on her folded hands, and soon drifted into sleep.
Paddy and Shaunie looked at the sleeping giantess, exchanged glances, and smirked as they swam toward their sister, formulating an idea.
An hour later…
The sleeping giant soon awakened, still lying down, and felt her head almost completely buried in sand, leaving only her mouth. She glanced on top of her to see Paddy and Shaunie standing on her side with Paddy holding a stick.
"I claim this sand hill in the name of the FULBRIGHTS!" Paddy yelled.
"GO FULBRIGHTS!" Shaunie exclaimed.
"RAAH!" The brothers screamed as their sister stood up, making them fall to the ground, along with the sand. Fanny knocked the sand out of her ears as she stared at her brothers angrily.
The siblings held frightfully to one another, expecting the worst. Fanny may squish them like bugs, eat them for dinner, or simply rip them to pieces. At her size, she could do anything to them. However, Fanny's angry expression vanished, and the giant smiled and began bursting into uncontrollable laughter. The giant gripped her stomach and began rolling around on the ground, the brothers giving confused looks.
Fanny stood back up again and wiped a tear from her face as her laughing slowly faded. "Th-That was a good one!" she laughed a little more. "Sorry about the mountain, boys! But the giant sand monster wasn't feeling so happy!" She smiled playfully.
"Uh…" Paddy was brutally confused now. But, he decided to go along with it. "Er, okay…IT'S THE SAND MONSTER!"
"LOOK OUT!" Shaunie screamed, playfully.
"Taste my wrath!" Fanny exclaimed as she punched her fist at the ground, slowly enough for them to dodge. Paddy then poked her hand with his stick, and Fanny gave a fake grunt as she rose it and shook the imaginary pain off. Fanny slammed her other fist to the ground at Shaunie, who took his own stick, ran up her arm, and gave a weak stab in Fanny's right cheek. "Aaaahhhh!" Fanny gave a sarcastic scream.
While the siblings were playing, Bowser slowly snuck up on them through the trees, alongside his son, Kammy Koopa, and Phantom Gnaa. "Lord Bowser! We are in range!" the old witch announced.
"Excellent!" Bowser said, pulling out a huge black cannon with red stripes. "Time to have ourselves a monster!"
"Yeah! Get her, Dad!" Bowser Jr. cheered.
"Here ya go, Gnaa: one steaming hot beast!" Bowser aimed his cannon.
"Ya've asked for it, worms!" Fanny smirked playfully, pulling her boots off once again. "TASTE the awful smell of mah smelleh FEEET!" The giantess wiggled her toes above them as she brought her foot down and captured the brothers between them.
"Aaahhh!" Paddy screamed, fakely struggling to shake out from between the toes. "She's… too strong!"
Shaunie gave fake coughs, the smell quickly entering his nose. "I can't… fight any more, Paddy."
Paddy coughed as well, pretending to get weaker. "Her feet are… made of toxic. They're… draining our life force."
Shaunie slumped his head against Fanny's toe. "Is this… the end, Paddy?"
"N-No!" Paddy pretended to muster the last of his strength, standing up with a determined look as he raised his stick. "If it takes all my strength… I will stop her! Hnnn… Yah!" With all the force he could pretend-muster, he stabbed his stick fake-powerfully into Fanny's toe.
"Aaaagh!" Fanny released the brothers and raised her foot, holding her injured toe. "Noooo! Me one, particular toe that was my weak point! I'm deeeaaad." Fanny screamed sarcastically, holding her forehead and wobbling around.
"On the way of an open fire!" Bowser began as the cannon charged. "He shoots! He…" Before he could finish, they all gasped when Fanny toppled over straight toward them. "WAAAH!" Bowser was crushed by the giantess's head, along with Phantom Gnaa, while Bowser Jr. and Kammy just ran for it and avoided.
Fanny stood back on the beach and shook her head off from the dizziness. "Well, that was pretty fun!"
"Yeah!" Paddy agreed.
"Well, we should head back now. It's getting late."
"Aww, I wanted to play more." Paddy said sadly.
Fanny chuckled. "We can play with each other later. It'll be nice to get some rest." With that, Fanny lifted the two in her right hand and carried them back.
Bowser Jr. and Kammy slowly approached the hole Bowser was forced into due to the force of the crush. Bowser slowly climbed out, dizzily, while Phantom Gnaa just appeared out of a shadow he was hiding in. The four of them looked to the broken Darkness Cannon. "GRAAHHH! DARN IT!" Bowser began stomping on the broken parts in a temper tantrum.
Virginian Forest
Fanny sat on her hill with her brothers on her shoulders as they peacefully watched the sun set into the distance. "You know, today was pretty fun." Fanny said, smiling.
"Yeah! You're a lot more fun when you're not trying to hurt us." Paddy said.
Fanny giggled. "And you seem a lot more fun when you're this small!"
"Maybe we should change your size more often!" Shaunie said.
"Yeah! If you were smaller, you could ride around on our racetrack!" Paddy replied.
"Ha ha ha!" Fanny laughed joyously. "Maybe, but right now, I just wanna get back to my regular size."
"Can we play some more tomorrow?" Shaunie asked, hopeful.
"Sure we can!" Fanny said. "But right now, let's get some sleep." Fanny placed her two brothers in her right hand and lied on her side along the hill.
"Good night, Fan!" Paddy waved.
"Good night, Paddy!" she grinned happily.
"Sleep tight, Fanny!" Shaunie smiled.
"You too, Shaunie!"
"Don't let the night predators bite!" Paddy joked.
"The night predators better hope Ay don't bite THEM." The three exchanged friendly laughter as Fanny lay her right hand on the ground and cupped her left hand over it. Fanny soon drifted into sleep, smiling as she held her brothers close to her cheek.