Hey, hey, party people! This chapter, we'll get to see everyone's favorite bounty hunter!
Chapter 3: Saving the Sister
Virginian Forest
The sun shined bright on Fanny's eyes the next morning and the giantess yawned as she sat and woke up. She stopped yawning as she realized something, then looked at her empty hands. "Paddy? Shaunie?" she asked, looking around.
"Up here!" She rolled her eyes upward and felt her two brothers standing up in her hair. "Your hair makes a nice pillow, Fanny!" Paddy said.
"It's like a forest up here!" Shaunie cheered.
Fanny couldn't help but giggle at this. "Oh, you two are adorable!" she exclaimed, grabbing them in her right hand, then poking them playfully with her left index finger.
"Hey, stop it!" Paddy said, laughing a little.
Shaunie then noticed some smoke in the distance. "Hey, what's that?"
The two looked over at the smoke as well. "That's coming from the town." Fanny said.
"What do you think's going on?" Paddy asked.
"I don't know. Let's go check it out." Fanny carried them and headed to town.
Gallagher Elementary
Principal Sauerbraten stood and looked out his office window as his boss, Principal Smelling approached him. "Are you sure this bounty hunter can stop the giant?"
"Oh, absolutely, Principal Smelling, SIR! I read about him, and I assure you, he's the BEST!"
"I hope you're right about this."
There was a knock at the door. "OOH! Right on time! COME ON IN!" With that, the door flew open and in stepped the bounty hunter, Boba Fett.
"Hey, hey! Did someone ring the Fett Man?"
"Ah, yes." Principal Smelling spoke. "You are Mister…" he squinted at a paper. "Bob A. Feet?"
"It's 'Boba Fett', and yes, I am! You the two principals that called?"
"Ahem, yes, Mr. Fett. We hear you have experience with psychicbenders?" Sauerbraten asked.
"Hu-hu, yep! I hunt them all the time! Just now, I was over in some other town, huntin' this whole family of psychicbenders! I was about to grab 'em when I got your call! Any psychicbenders you need taken care of?"
"Actually, there are no psychicbenders here." Smelling replied. "But there is something else just as threatening: a giant girl."
"Uh, actually, Sir, the term for a giant girl is 'giantess.'" Sauerbraten corrected. Smelling shot him a dirty look, making him shut up and salute.
"A giantess, huh? Well, that won't be a problem, hu-hu, no sirree! Ol' Boba's been lookin' forward for a breath of fresh air, away from those psycho scum. I'll get your girl for ya! But what do you want me to do with her? Shoot her 'til she's dead?"
"Should we?" Sauerbraten asked.
Smelling thought for a moment. "Mmm…no. Perhaps we'll just store her in our Sooper Ultra Big Detention Center made just for the occasion!"
"Sooper Big Detention Center, huh? Well, no worries! Ol' Boba's got all the stuff for that! I'll have your giantess wrangled in a jiffy!" With that, the bounty hunter pushed a button and activated his jetpack. "Catch ya on the flipside!" he exclaimed as he flew out the window and took to the sky.
Downtown Cleveland
Fanny reached the outskirts of the city, where the siblings watched as several firefighters tried to put out flames of a burning building. "No good! We need more water!" one fireman exclaimed.
"The hydrants are all out!" another shouted.
From behind another building, Bowser, Kammy, Junior, and Phantom Gnaa watched as the firemen struggled. "Ha ha ha! Great plan, Dad! Setting the building on fire to attract Fanny was genius!"
"Grar har har! I know! And with the fire hydrants blocked off, we'll have Fanny where we want her in no time. Prepare the other Darkness Cannon!"
Fanny carefully entered the city, so the three could get a closer look. "What's going on?"
"OH NO! Not you again!" a fireman shouted. "Go away, Giant Girl! We have our own problems right now, and we don't need you making them any worse!"
"There must be something I could do…" Fanny said to herself.
Shaunie's expression lit up. "OOH! I remember this from Gulliver's Travels! The city was on fire, so Gulliver-"
"THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM DOING THAT!"
"YEOW! Well, maybe you can use your firebending." Paddy suggested.
"I don't know how to absorb fires!"
"WAIT! LOOK!" At Shaunie's cue, they looked down to see the Truck Driver, driving a huge tanker truck of soda, singing his usual song.
"Oh, mah sweet Charlene! Sweetest girl I ever done seen! When she-" His singing ceased when he felt the truck stop suddenly, then looked out his window to see Fanny lift the huge tanker up. "HEY! What do y'all think yer doin'?!"
"SAVING A TOWN!" With that, Fanny ripped the tank open and poured all the soda into her mouth. She swished it around before spewing it all over the burning building, putting the flames out in seconds. Once she was done, the townspeople looked up at her as she began panting and gasping for air. In seconds, the town erupted in cheers.
"YOU SAVED THE DAY! YOU'RE A HERO!" one shouted.
Fanny blushed, smiled, and scratched her head, chuckling nervously. "Oh, it was nothing, really!"
Nigel, Rachel, and Patton had arrived just in time, smiling. "Wow, Fanny! Nice going!" Rachel praised.
"'Guess there are good things about being giant." Patton said.
At this time, Bowser and Phantom snuck up close behind her and aimed the cannon. "Now I got ya! Here's for you, Gnaa!"
"I'm just glad to help out." With that, Fanny just decided to toss the empty tanker behind her.
"GRAAARGH!" Bowser screamed as the tanker came down and crushed him again.
Soon, the townspeople left the scene and Fanny bent down to her friends. "So, I take it things are going well?" Rachel asked.
"Yah. Thanks to Patton at any rate."
The boy in question smirked. "I do my best!"
"Now if you'll excuse me, I think it's time we did some family bonding. See ya later!" With that, Fanny waved good-bye as she carried her brothers back to the forest.
Along the way, she kicked the large soda tanker out of the way, and Phantom Gnaa came out from his shadow as Bowser pulled himself out of the crater in the ground. Kammy and Junior came over to see the broken Darkness Cannon. "GRARGH! THAT'S IT! I'm getting out of here!" But before the Koopa could leave, Phantom Gnaa shot in his path, giving an angered look.
"Hisssss!"
"Well, what do you want me to do?! Both our cannons are broken and that girl ain't anywhere close to coming to the Dark Side!"
"Grrrr!"
"Okay, okay! There's gotta be something we could do instead. Huh?" He then looked over to Rumpel Stiltskin, whistling as he walked down the streets. After exchanging a glance with Phantom Gnaa, the two smirked.
Virginian Forest
The trio made it back to their hill and Fanny set her brothers on the ground. "Well, that was pretty fun." Fanny said. "So, what do you want to do now?"
The two brothers thought for a minute. "We could play rock, paper, scissors!" Shaunie cheered.
"Uh…okay? Rock, paper, SCISSORS!" Fanny played paper while they did rock. "HA! I win! Okay, rock, paper, scissors!"
"HA! Scissors beats paper, Fanny!" Paddy shouted as both he and Shaunie did scissors while Fanny did paper.
"Not this time!" With that, she lightly smashed her brothers to the ground. She lifted her hand off them, and the brothers stood up and brushed the dirt off.
"Hey! You can't do that!" Shaunie yelled.
"Says who?" Fanny shrugged. "How do you know scissors can cut really giant paper?"
"Never mind. Let's play hide-and-seek!" Paddy asked.
"If ya say so. Okay, Shaunie's it. Me and Paddy will go hide." Fanny said.
"Okay!" With that, Shaunie shut his eyes and began counting. "1…2…3…"
Fanny then grabbed Paddy and carried him behind the hill, where she ducked down. "Where should I hide?" Paddy asked.
Fanny thought for a minute. "In here!" With that, she stuffed her brother down her right boot.
"98…99…100! I kinda skipped a bit, but… ready or not, here I come!" With that, the younger brother ran off to find his siblings.
He kept his searching around the hillside until he finally noticed the giant form of his sister lying down on the hillside. "Found you!"
Fanny chuckled. "That's not fair, it's hard to hide when I'm like this!"
"Now, where could Paddy be?" Shaunie asked himself as he began looking around for his brother. Fanny just smirked as she glanced down to her right boot, where Paddy hid. But just when Shaunie was about to look behind a bush, Paddy immediately stuck his head out, gasping for air.
"OH MAN! I can't breathe in there!"
"FOUND YOU!" Shaunie yelled, pointing to Paddy.
"Lesson learned: Fanny's boots are an unholy place!"
"Oh, shut up!" Fanny flushed. Paddy and Shaunie began laughing. Unbeknownst to them, a certain bounty hunter was watching from the bushes.
"Okay, that's enough, you two, it's my turn! Now, go hide!" With that, Fanny closed her eyes as her brothers went off.
"Come on, Shaunie!" Paddy whispered. "There's a cool hiding spot over—AH!" They gasped.
"Okay! Ready or not, here I come!" Fanny crawled around on her knees as she skimmed the forest for where her brothers could be. "They shouldn't be that hard to find from this view." she said to herself. "Huh?" After a while of skimming, she finally noticed her two brothers in some kind of net. She crawled forward and said, "How did you two get in there?"
"SURPRISE!" At that instant, Boba Fett shot out of the bushes and over to the giantess' side. "No matter how hard you hide, Boba will find your hide!"
"Who the heck are you?" Fanny exclaimed.
"Just your friendly neighborhood bounty hunter. I was enjoyin' my day huntin' down the usual psycho siblings when I got this call to go catch a monster brat! Now, why don't ya be a good little giantess and come with me?"
"In your dreams!"
"Sorry, Sweet Cheeks, but Boba always gets the ladies." The bounty hunter fired a missile, but Fanny was quick to dodge. She then attempted to smash him with her right hand, but Boba flew out of the way. Once in the air, Fanny tried swatting him like a fly, but Boba was too fast. "Sorry, kiddies, but play time's over!" With that, Boba launched two balls from his wrists, which connected with a long rope that wrapped around Fanny, binding her arms. Boba then pushed a button on his wrist, making the rope electrify.
"AAAHHH!" Fanny screamed when the shock made her fall.
At this time, Paddy and Shaunie fought their way out of the net. "HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!" Paddy shouted.
Just then, several Ice Cream Men ships flew overhead and extended several claws down to grab the ropes and began carrying Fanny away.
"Sorry, kids, but school's important and we can't have your sweetie of a sister wreckin' everything!" Boba declared. "But don't worry, we'll make sure she gets the upmost treatment, heh heh! Catch ya later, kids!" With that, the cocky hunter flew off after the Ice Cream Men, leaving Paddy and Shaunie with tearful expressions.
Sooper Detention Center
The Ice Cream Men dropped the unconscious giant in the center of some yard, surrounded by a high-tech building. The men strapped the giantess to the ground with more rope and a huge barrier surrounded the yard. Fanny soon awoke to see where she was. She tried to break herself free from the bonds, but screamed when she ended up getting zapped.
"That won't do, Ms. Fulbright." a voice spoke through the intercom.
Fanny searched around for the source of the voice, but she recognized it. "Principal Smelling? Where am I?"
"You are in our sooper high-tech detention center, made for big brats just like you."
"You mean you anticipated one of your students becoming giant?"
"Actually, it was mostly meant for the sneaky, more violent kids, but you can never be too sure."
"Well, let me out of here NOW before I-" She was silenced when she was zapped again.
"Temper, temper. Your very rage will be your downfall. I'm afraid you'll be staying nice and safe in there until we can figure out what to do with you."
"Look, I can't get back to normal until I show how much I care about my brothers, which I can't do very well when I'm trapped here! SO, LET ME OUT OF HERE!" She was zapped again.
"I was never really planning to get you back to normal. But we'll see what becomes of you later." Fanny looked worried, not liking the sound of that.
Inside the communication tower, Smelling switched the speaker off and he and Sauerbraten turned to Boba Fett. "Well, we're glad we could have your assistance."
"Anytime! So, what are we going to do with that girl? I'll bet someone's willin' to buy her up in Galaxia! Heard there was this planet of Amazons; BIG beautiful ladies, we can drop her off there!"
"We'll think about that. For now, you just stay here in case we have any more disturbances."
"Can do! When Boba's got the moves, he's got the grooves."
In the forest outside, Paddy and Shaunie had followed the Ice Cream Men to the detention center (since they were hauling a giant, it wasn't easy to lose them). "This isn't good. We better help her, Shaunie!" Paddy said with great worry.
"But that place is HUGE, Paddy!" Shaunie exclaimed, terrified at the look of the base.
"You're right. Let's go get the others." The two hurried off as quick as they could.
Gallagher Park
At this time, everyone else was in the park, where Rachel and Violet were having a training battle. Since the D.U.T.C.H.M.A.N. mission, the two have hung out a lot and became good friends. Paddy and Shaunie came running over, panting heavily as everyone turned to them. "What's wrong?" Rachel asked.
"It's Fanny!" Paddy panted. "This weird hunter guy came and…and… took her away!"
"What?!"
"Yes! He and a bunch of Ice Cream Men came and knocked out Fanny, and they took her to this giant place!"
"We have to rescue her before it's too late!" Shaunie cried.
"Slow down, slow down!" Rachel shouted. "Where did they take her?"
"They said it was some Sooper Detention Center." Paddy said. "Principal Smelling is running the place."
"Ugh. Not him again." Hoagie scoffed.
"We didn't wanna go in ourselves, so… we were wondering if you guys would help?" Paddy requested hopefully.
"Yes, we will. We just need to come up with a plan and break her out." Nigel said.
"I'M ON IT!" Harvey exclaimed. "Just give me the growth potion, I'll get giant, and stomp on that detention place!"
"Keep dreaming, Harvey. Then they'd actually have a good reason to lock you up." Rachel replied.
"Ah, man!"
"So, what did the place look like?"
"Let's see, um, the building was surrounded by this high electric fence, and there seemed to be about four towers that activate the barrier surrounding the area where Fanny's trapped." Paddy explained.
"Hmm…" Rachel put a finger on her chin in thought. "Okay, I have a plan. But we'll need some help…"
Sooper Detention Center
The detention center had searchlights all around the outside area. Nigel, Rachel, Paddy, Shaunie, Sector W, Violet, Yin and Yang, and Dr. Facilier were all hiding behind some bushes away from the guards. "Does everyone remember the plan?" Rachel whispered.
"Of course!" Yin replied. "Search for the generators inside the four towers and-"
"-destroy them, while defeating any guards along the way." Yang smirked.
"Now, that's a plan I can wrap my head around." Wally fist-palmed.
"Indeed. Okay, Dr. Facilier, warp us in." Rachel ordered.
"Ah right. Here goes." The group of kids squished together and Facilier threw a handful of dust at the ground beside them, and they vanished in the blink of an eye.
The group reappeared inside the fence, where they studied their surroundings. "Alright, we're in." Nigel whispered.
"Look out!" At Rachel's shout, they dodged just before a searchlight could catch them, backing towards the wall of the building.
"I'll handle it." Violet said as she used her claws to climb up the steel wall. When she reached the tower where the searchlight was, she knocked out the guard and switched it off. Afterwards, she pulled a lever, opening the gates to the building. She then leapt her way back down to the others.
"Great work, Violet." Rachel whispered. "Now, let's split up and take out those generators." With that, they all ran inside and went separate ways.
Back in the main control room, Principal Smelling still watched the trapped giantess as Sauerbraten approached him. "Great news, Principal Smelling! Someone is here to buy the giantess off us!"
"Really? That was certainly quick news. Very well, send him in."
The door came open, and in stepped none other than Ganondorf Dragmire and Scarlet Vargas, who was still holding the Chaos Emerald. "Great to have you here, Mr. Gangyondorf." Sauerbraten greeted.
"It's 'Ganondorf.'" The man said sternly.
"CoughGanondorkcough!" Scarlet coughed.
Ganon shot her a dirty look and growled as he turned back to the principals. "So, you have the giant?"
"She's right here! And the term for a giant girl is 'giantess.'" Sauerbraten corrected. Ganon and Scarlet looked out the window to see the giantess in question still strapped to the ground.
"Hehehe!" Ganon smirked and chuckled. "That's one fine specimen of a monster!"
"Aye… her name's Fanny." Sauerbraten replied, questioning his intentions.
"So, what do you have to offer?" Smelling asked.
"Gold. Bring it in, boys." Two demonic soldiers hauled a huge chest into the room, grunting and sweating at the chest's incredible weight. They were knocked out when they finished, and Ganondorf opened the chest to reveal a pile of gold coins and jewels.
"OOOH! You really know how to bargain, Ganny!" Sauerbraten said as he and Smelling stared with glittering, wide eyes at the treasure.
"Hey! I'm gettin' some of that dough, too!" Boba stated.
"I don't understand." Scarlet said. "If Gnaa sent Bowser on the mission, why are you trying to get Fanny?"
"Bowser's too dense to remember to lock the gate to his castle. And besides, don't forget, Fanny's family were meant to be servants to the Royal Family. If I am to take the throne of Demon King, then she must be MY servant!"
Sauerbraten frowned when he looked on small camera terminals, seeing the kids running down the halls. "Uh…We have company."
Ganon and Scarlet looked as well, and Scarlet noticed her cousin right away. "VIOLET!"
"Intruders!" Smelling exclaimed.
"Hehehe!" Ganon chuckled, putting a hand on Scar's shoulder. "Why don't you run along and play with your cousin?" At this, the cat smirked, handed Ganon the Emerald, and dashed out of the room. "Now, if the rest of you will excuse me… I'm going to claim my prize." Ganon smirked evilly as he walked out of the room.
The Sector W team scampered down a corridor and Harvey swiftly dodged any Ice Cream Man that tried to grab him. Lee wrapped his yo-yo around the legs of a group of Ice Cream Men and made them trip. The team soon made their way to the roof, where Lee tossed his yo-yo up to the tower, and he and his friends pulled their selves up, knocked out the guards, and shut off one of the generators.
As some Ice Cream Men stood guard at another tower, another man approached them and said, "Orders from Smelling: shut down the generator." With confused expressions, the Ice Cream Men shut down their shield generator. Afterwards, that Ice Cream Man shot them with stun darts, making them faint, and the Interesting Twins threw off their disguise.
"Wow! We really do have more luck on the good side." Yang said. With that, they put their disguise back on and headed back inside.
Violet was currently pouncing and tackling Ice Cream Men, using her catlike reflexes to dodge every shot. The Interesting Twins (in their disguise) came out of a door to see her run by. They then looked over to see Scarlet pursuing Violet with her claws drawn, so the disguised Twins fired a dart at her. Scarlet's ears perked up as she heard the dart fire and dodged just in time to face the Ice Cream Man.
The Interesting Twins threw off their disguise and readied their own 2x4 weapons. Scarlet drew out her claws again and readied for battle. "Who is this girl?" Yin asked. "She looks just like Violet."
"I don't know, but I'll take care of her. You go help the others." Yang said to his sister. Yin nodded and ran by Scarlet to go and join Violet.
Yang shot at the catgirl, who dodged swiftly and tossed her shurikens. Yang barely dodged the shurikens and took cover when they exploded. When Yang opened his eyes, Scarlet had broken a fire-safety glass and grabbed an ax, and Yang quickly rolled before Scarlet could chop his head off. Yang then grabbed the ax and tried to pull it out of Scarlet's hands. Yang tried kicking Scarlet, but she kicked back and pulled the ax back to her, but ended up falling over. Yang tried to jump-attack her, but she kicked him away.
Outside in the yard, the trapped giantess turned her head and looked in horror as Ganondorf approached her. "Who are you?"
"Relax, little lady!" Ganon smirked. "I'll have you out of here in a flash!" Fanny's face filled with more terror as Ganon drew out his own Darkness Cannon. "Say 'cheese'!"
"YEE-AH!" Before Ganon could fire, Nigel ran up and burned the Dark Lord in the back of the head. Ganon tried to turn, but Rachel ran up and kicked the cannon out of his hands, smashing it. The two of them faced Ganon, Nigel readying his flames and Rachel aiming her staff.
The Dark Lord smirked and chuckled as he stared at Rachel. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the wretched opposite of my little girl."
"What?"
"You have something I want. And you…" he turned to Nigel, "you gave away something that should've been mine, too. But I'll have revenge on YOU in time. Hnnn!" Ganondorf lunged at Nigel, throwing some punches, but Nigel managed to block with his flaming hands as he flipped back. Ganondorf defended as Nigel started shooting flames and Rachel tried attacking with her staff.
Back inside, Violet made it to another tower, where the Ice Cream Men had several dogs. "FREEZE!"
"REOW!" Violet screamed as the dogs began chasing her, barking madly. Violet frantically ran around the control tower, leaping and hopping off the heads of the Ice Cream Men as the dogs tackled them in the process. Violet landed catlike beside the lever, looking back as the dogs charged at her. Violet leapt away as the dogs attacked and destroyed the lever, shutting it off.
Back with Scarlet and Yang, the Chinese boy continued to dodge and shoot as Scarlet swung her ax at him. The catgirl kicked the weapon out of his hands and stomped on it. Yang dodged some more before finally kicking the ax out of her hands, knocking it several feet away. The two exchanged glances before they both ran, slid along the ground, and grabbed the ax.
In the end, Yang was able to pull it away, and he kicked Scarlet against the wall, knocking her to the floor. The half-cat looked up in terror as the Chinese boy held the ax up and was about to strike down on her neck. But Yang hesitated, seeing her expression. "…Well, I didn't join the KND for nothing." Yang said, lowering the weapon and holding a hand down to her. "Need a hand?" he smiled.
Scarlet stared at his hand, then at his eyes, and smiled as she took it, allowing him to help her up. The two stared into each other's eyes for a moment before Scarlet kicked him in the crotch and ran away. "Thanks for the help!" the catgirl cackled, leaving Yang to hold his crotch in pain.
In the center yard, Nigel and Rachel still struggled trying to hit Ganondorf. The Dark Lord drew his sword and tried stabbing them, but they were quick to avoid.
In the fourth tower, Paddy and Shaunie just made it up there and began fighting off all the guards. Some grabbed Shaunie, but the hyper-active younger brother shook his way free in no time, knocking them out. "Nice work, Shaunie!" Paddy praised.
"Hurry! Shut it down!"
"Right!" But before Paddy could, however, Boba Fett flew up and landed in his way.
"Not if ol' Boba's got anything to say about it! Heh heh!" He kicked Paddy over to Shaunie.
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" the younger brother yelled.
"Heh heh! Hey, you're pretty young! I'd bet you'd love a little color lesson. Can you guess what blue and red is mixed together?" he asked, drawing out his lightsabers. "Give up? PURPLE RAIN!" He crossed the two swords, making purple sparks. He then ran towards the two and began slashing at them with his lightsabers. He nearly kicked Shaunie, but the younger sibling dodged and punched him in the crotch.
"Alright!" Paddy exclaimed. With that, the older brother ran and grabbed the lever, forcing it down.
"YES!" Fanny screamed, for her electric wires were shut down as well and everyone watched as she broke free from her bonds and stood back up, towering over the puny detention center. "Ay'm BACK in charge!"
"Almost." Rachel smirked.
"AHH! SOMEBODY STOP HER!" Smelling cried.
"AH'M ON IT!" Boba Fett declared, activating his jetpack and flying close to the giantess' face. "Alright, Gorgeous. It's time for you to go beddy-bye!" But just before he could charge at her face with his swords, Fanny inhaled and blew the cocky bounty hunter away. "Hey, hey, stop, that isn't—AAAHHHH!" And soon, Boba was long gone.
Fanny heard a battle cry and looked behind her to see Ganondorf make a huge leap and prepare to punch her with a fiery fist. But before he could land the punch, Fanny grabbed him in her right hand, and he struggled to escape her powerful grip. With one final smirk to the doll-sized man, Fanny threw and sent the Dark Lord flying. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH…!"
"Well, that's taken care of!" Fanny said proudly, brushing her hands off. "Now then…" She smirked as she approached the two horrified principals.
"Now, now, Ms. Fulbright!" Sauerbraten quivered at the imposing giantess. "There's no need to be rash!"
"Now's where I'd crush this place into rubble. But thankfully for you, I've been learning to control my anger. So, I think this will do!" With that, she reached her hand in and grabbed the treasure chest.
"Awww…" the principals groaned.
Fanny then reached into the tower and grabbed her two brothers. "Let's get out of here!" With that, Fanny stepped over the building and headed back to the forest.
Virginian Forest
The three siblings made it back to their usual hill. "Boy, were those guys ever crazy." Paddy said. "You okay, Fanny?"
"Mm-hm. Thank you for saving me."
"No problem! That's what family's for, right?" Paddy replied.
"Yeah…" She set her two brothers on the ground. "Listen… I really am sorry for bein' mean to ya all these years. The truth is… Ah really do love ya and… Ah don't think my life would be complete if I didn't have two wonderful brothers like you."
The two brothers shared a heartfelt glance and smiled at her. "Well, we couldn't imagine life without an older sister like you either." Paddy said.
"We're sorry we made you a giant." Shaunie said with a frown.
"Oh, that's okay! Truth be told, I did deserve it. And heck, I'll be honest, I wish you would've shrunk me instead. Bein' this tall is way too dangerous!"
"Well, we got to make you feel powerful over us boys, right?" Paddy asked.
"Yah! That did feel pretty good! And it was pretty fun playin' with ya."
"Well, I'm sure we can have just as much fun playing with you at regular size!" Paddy cheered.
"Ay bet we can!" Fanny grinned.
"We love you, Fanny!" Shaunie beamed.
"Awww! I love ya, too!" Fanny lovingly picked her two brothers up and hugged them to her cheek, and they hugged back.
At this time, Rumpel Stiltskin watched the sight from the bushes in disgust. "UGH! What IS this?! This… family bonding! It's BORING! I mean, would anyone actually read a story about this?! WHO CARES ABOUT THIS CRUD?! I wanna watch a giant hotheaded girl leave a city in ruins, not get all cuddly with her brothers! Oh, I gotta find some way to make some entertainment for myself!"
At this, Fifi made a clucking sound.
"No, Fifi, I can't drink the potion. If I could use my own magic on myself, don't you think I'd be owner of Evil Adult Industries through a highly complicated and thought-out plan I won't take the time to tell you about? There's gotta be some way I can—AH!" Just then, he was grabbed by the shirt by an unknown force.
"So, you're the chump that made that girl giant!" Bowser yelled, holding the elf to his face in anger.
"Oh, Lord Bowser, Evil King of the Koopas, what a pleasant surprise!" Rumpel said nervously. "Um, actually, the term for a giant girl is-"
"I DON'T CARE! You give me some of that growth potion right now!"
"Oh yeah? And why should I?"
Phantom Gnaa flew up to Rumpel's face and, "HIIIIISSSSSS!"
"Ahh!" Rumpel gave a fearful look. "L-Look, that potion I gave the two boys was the only one I had! All I have now is a shrink potion."
"So? Where's the growth potion now?"
Rumpel thought for a minute, then gave a wide, evil smirk. "Whaddya say we make a deal?"
Boba Fett is from Star Wars, and we must remember the principals from KND, right? Just one more chapter before we reach the boss of this story!