Deeper Tides
Chapter 7 Gnome Games
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is just a story for fun.
Dipper stealthily followed the gnomes kidnapping Wendy with the golf cart. He followed them for a couple of miles into the woods, until they came across a large round structure that looked like a mix of nature and various bits of junk connected together. The gnomes dragged Wendy through a entrance and Dipper exited the cart and followed them. The structure was much better decorated inside with various types of furniture and art that must have been stolen from the houses of Gravity Falls. Dipper saw Wendy get dragged down one hallway that had a bunch of statues and paintings on the side, but unlike the other pieces of art decorating the place, these appeared to be crafted by gnomes since they looked like they were made out of mud and bits of nature. This gave Dipper a bit of an idea on how to sneak in. Dipper headed back outside and managed to locate a good size mud puddle. He removed his clothes and put them on the golf cart and then he rolled his naked body around the mud puddle, until it was covered and mud. Now he would look like one of the gnome statues once he held still.
"Here goes nothing." Said Dipper as he headed into the building.
In another part of the gnome lair Wendy, Mabel, Pacifica, and some other kidnapped girls and teens were dumped into what appeared to be the throne room. Sitting in a large massage chair that seemed to serve as a throne and sitting on it was a gnome with a brown beard dressed in similar clothes like the other gnomes, though he had a gold crown wrapped around his hat. A few dozen armed gnomes stood by his side.
"Oh great King Jeff, we have brought you the finest maidens in the land to choose to be your queen and birth many children." Said one of the gnomes.
None of the captive girls or teens like the sound of that, except for Wendy who was just drunkenly braiding her hair and didn't seem to care or that her boobs were exposed for all to see.
Jeff jumped down from his throne and began to expect the women.
"Hey if you return me to my home, my folks will give you so much money." Said Pacifica trying to buy her freedom.
"Good try, but I'm king here, so I'm already rich." Said Jeff as he looked Wendy over.
Jeff continued to inspect the women, until he came across Wendy.
"A mermaid huh? This is a rare find in these parts. A real cute mermaid at that and I can use her to make super hybrid babies." Said Jeff.
"Yeah...I ain't marring a gnome...or having babies with you. My boobs say...you would be...a bad husband and my boobs have...never steered me wrong." Slurred Wendy.
Wendy's boobs bobbed up and down as if to say yes.
"I see." Said Jeff as he paced back and forth looking over the women once more.
"So who are you going to pick?" Asked one gnome.
"Hard to say. They all look so good. I could marry them all and make babies with all of them, but that would be a lot of trouble and I have to remember all their names, likes and dislikes, food allergies, anniversaries, family members, anniversaries, and it would put a strain on financial resources with raising kids and putting them through gnome college. We need to kill all except one or thin the herd and I know just the method. A good one from the old days." Said Jeff.
"My liege, you don't mean the Gnome Games?" Gasped one gnome.
"I do. It'll be fun and entertaining for our people." Said Jeff.
"Will go spread the word." Said one gnome as he ran off.
"What exactly are the Gnome Games?" Asked Mabel looking a bit nervous.
"The Gnome Games are basically a gladiator style games. Basically we're just going to throw you into a arena with a good number of wild beats and monsters from the forest and see who survives. Don't worry you'll be armed and whoever is left standing will be the queen and there is a fair chance that 20 or 25 percent of you will survive and be made queens or only one of you will survive. Either way it'll be entertaining." Said Jeff before motioning for his guards to drag the prisoners away.
The girls protested as they were dragged away to what appeared to be a dungeon and the guards forced them to remove their clothes and put on very tiny bikinis and tops.
"Why do we have to wear these?" Complained Pacifica eyeing the small brown and yellow top she had been given along with a thong.
"They are traditional gladiator garments." Said one gnome.
"Yeah I don't believe you. I think you're all just a bunch of perverts." Grumbled Pacifica and the other girls agreed with her.
The gnomes ignored and moved on locking the prisoners up. All the girls weren't happy with their situation, except for Wendy who chose to remain topless, but was now wearing a gladiator helmet.
"Alright girls...follow my lead and will get out of this. First let me introduce you to my lieutenants. This is Hoots and this is Knocks." Said Wendy indicating her right breast then her left breast.
The other girls looked at Wendy in her cell.
"We're doomed aren't we." Said one girl.
"We're boned." Said another girl.
"Maybe we can survive." Said one girl.
"I don't think so, our so called best surviving is a drunken mermaid who named boobs!" Said Pacifica.
"Least...I have boobs!" Slurred Wendy.
"I don't want to die! I have tickets to see Sev'ral Timez!" Sobbed one girl.
"I never found true love!" Cried another girl.
"I never tried Molly!" Yelled one girl.
"I never got a chance to try pot brownies!" Cried one girl.
As the girls sobbed and complained. Mabel who was wearing a skimpy pink bikini and top leaned against her cell door and was startled when it opened up. The guards had forgotten to lock it!
"I'm free!" Said Mabel to the others.
"Great go found the keys and free the rest of us." Said Pacifica.
Mabel began to sneak around the dungeon looking for the keys passing some cages and cells that held lions, tigers, bears, and oh my monsters. She heard a cry from one cell and saw a gryphon about to eat a adorable creature called a Grubhog
The Grubhog had a creamy-yellow color, a large brown head, light teal, with faint brown, slit pupils, two little round antennae on the top of its head, eight legs, and a short brown snout similar to that of a pig's.
"I can't let something that cute get eaten!" Thought Mabel as she located a slot that food was delivered to the gryphon.
Mabel went through the slot, raced into the cell, grabbed the Grubhog, and ran off with it. The Gryphon swung it's claws at Mabel slicing a bit of her hair off and made her too come off. Mabel exited the cell topless, but didn't care too much since she saved the Grubhog.
"Don't worry little guy, I'll get you out of here." Said Mabel forgetting about the other prisoners.
Mabel then saw a exit and headed outside to the open world. She was going to set the Grubhog down and go back to her mission of freeing the other prisoners, when the Grubhog let out a strange noise and the next thing Mabel knew a giant vulture swooped down and grabbed both her and the Grubhog! The Grubhog was thrown onto the vulture's back, while Mabel was held in it's talons by her bikini giving her a serous wedgie. Unfortunately the bikini couldn't support Mabel's weight and it ripped. Mabel screamed as she fell down and smashed through a section of the gnome lair and landed in a laundry cart that broke her fall. Unfortunately the cart was filled with the gnomes' dirty socks and underwear and it smelled terrible. Mabel passed out from the horrible smell.
Up in the air the vulture was carrying the Grubhog away.
"Thank you for saving me my loyal subject." Said the Grubhog.
"Think nothing of it my, Lord. I have not forgotten the aid you gave my people. To where do we fly?" Said the vulture.
"To war, old friend. To war. I must rescue the human who aided me and the gnomes must pay for their treachery." Said the Grubhog.
The vulture understood and flew off with the Grubhog to gather allies.
Back in the cells the other girls waited for Mabel.
"She isn't coming back is she?" Asked one girl.
"Nope." Said another girl.
Elsewhere Dipper had snuck into the art gallery, when he heard gnomes coming and took a pose among the statues. Jeff walked in followed by some guards and they inspected the statues as they talked.
"There's going to be a lot of blood and carnage in the arena. I wonder how many of those girls will die in the Gnome Games?" Said Jeff.
"Who knows. You think the mermaid with the big boobs will survive?" Said one guard.
"Don't known. I hear mermaids are supposed to be tough, but she is out of the water and drunk." Said another guard.
"We could put some water into the arena. We have pumps setup for naval battles." Suggested one guard.
"Maybe do it when most of the other girls are dead. It'll make things interesting." Said Jeff.
Jeff was inspecting Dipper, who was disguised as a statue.
"They really should have added more clay and mud to this statue's groin. It's super tiny!" Laughed Jeff.
Dipper cringed at the insult.
"I know how to fix it." Said Jeff as he pulled out some glue and a shell.
Jeff put some glue on the shell and slapped it onto Dipper's groin. Dipper resisted the urge to scream. Jeff admired his handy work, but then decided he didn't like it, so he ripped the shell right off of Dipper's groin! Poor Dipper had to bite his tongue to keep himself from crying out in pain and falling over as a good chunk of hair and a bit of skin was removed from his groin. Dipper bleed a little, but the gnomes didn't seem to notice as they turned and walked away. After a few moments to make sure no gnomes were around Dipper fell over gasping in pain with tears in his eyes. He managed to crawl to a room that appeared to be a bathroom and tended to his injury as best he could before he toughened up and continued on with his mission. Dipper needed to find the pump room and use it to help Wendy and the others.
Things were just heating up for all the prisoners of the gnomes.
To be continued.