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So, building's getting destroyed, me getting my ass kicked, a crazy psycho trying to either kill me or rape me, and not a single drop of rum in sight

My gun echoed loudly as I try my damn best to hit the crazy bitch as she guns straight for me. Akitsu bless her heart was helping me out plenty, but Karasuba's sheer strength and experience gap were being put to good use as the swordswoman was weaving in and out of our combined attacks, she kicked Akitsu through a room while I narrowly blocked her nodachi with my rifle. Sadly it was enough for her to kick me in the gut and send me flying into a TV.

I let out a pained gasp thanking Da Vinci once again for the new suit she made as I quickly put my arms and rifle up to brace for another attack that broke the wall behind me where I was sent skidding across the floor. I grunt hard as the blade inch ever so close to my face, Akitsu tried to help but Karasuba was way too experienced as she kicked her into the ceiling, though that move gave me just enough to leverage a kick to get her off me.

Quickly I got to my feet and pointed my gun at her, I curse in my mind seeing her current state because quite frankly this is way too much bullshit. Her eyes zeroed in on me, not caring about the weapon pointed at her, her breaths ragged and hard panting like a dog, her body was slightly flushed red and sweating hard yet I knew for a damn fact she was not tired one bit.

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE DECIDES THAT I'M PRIME ASHIKABI MATERIAL RIGHT NOW

Akitsu came in with a wave of ice spikes charging towards Karasuba, who destroyed them with a swing of her sword as she charged right back at us, quickly switched to dragon's breath, and started spraying her with superheated buckshot. The crazy bitch just took it all unfazed as she barrels right into us, Akitsu came in with ice claws on her hands but Karasuba weaves through her attacks like nothing before her sword came close to beheading the ice woman.

The only reason it didn't was me firing a hard bean bag round right at her sword hand deflecting the attack just to nick Akitsu's shoulder.

But Akitsu's lack of battle experience gave Karasuba too much chance to tackle the ice woman and used her as a shield from my shots. Cursing, I had to dodge to the side as Akitsu was sent flying before Karasuba quickly turned to face me with her sword already in mid-swing, putting my rifle up I had to once more use the weapon as a shield as it took the brunt of her swings.

I knew it was not going well for me as I pushed as much in my legs and jumped backward away from her, my rifle letting loud barks of hot lead trying to hit her, and yet she either danced or sliced through the bullets with ease before hounding my retreating form.

I was saved as Akitsu created a wall of ice between us forcing the woman to halt before having to duck under a cold hail of ice spikes and roll to the side. Only to find the barrel of my gun right in her face, only for her to somehow dodge it by throwing her body into a slide in between my legs, I quickly tried to turn only to find myself sent face first into the ceiling as Akitsu tried to attack her again.

As I fell on my back with a thud I let out a pained groan as I quickly turned over to try and help Akitsu. I grunt pushing to my feet as I see Akitsu being flung backward into another room, leaving me once again alone with the crazy swordswoman, luckily it seemed that Akitsu managed to disarm her of her main weapon, and looks like she was now getting a little winded from us tag-teaming her.

Yet there was still that wicked smile on her face, one which spoke of pure pleasure in the situation. Her breathing now was truly ragged as she stared me down with her sadistic glee "That's it, come on, give me more~~~~"

Why oh why do I need a crazy woman right now, then again at least she isn't a yandere so I guess that's a plus

My hand hovering over the Lawgiver which made her grin even more since my rifle dropped somewhere in the room, fingers twitching over the holster before I tried to draw the weapon, tried being the keyword here, I just barely cleared the holster before finding myself tackled onto the ground by her.

One hand had my fingers intertwined with hers while the one with the Lawgiver was gripped tightly in her other hand, she grinned as she made some weird sexual mode by sliding the hand upwards and slowly gripping my wrist tightly until I grunted and had to release my hold on the Lawgiver, then her hand slid to intertwine my now free hand with hers before putting both hands on either side of my head as she looms over me.

I held my grimace looking mainly in pain with how she was straddling me while holding me down, her gleam never wavering as she closed in even more that I could smell her breath, one which oddly smelled like mint for some reason.

"fufu, it has been such a while since someone gets my blood pumping this way, especially from a mere monkey like you" She tilted her head in a mocking smile as I struggled in her grip as she kept going "but it seemed like you have a lot of tricks up your sleeves don't you?"

I grunted, feeling that she had to use more of her monstrous strength as she held me down making me hiss out "Wouldn't you like to know"

It seemed like that was the answer she was looking for as she leaned in closer once again, some of her stray hair tickling my face as she said "Well then since you so gladly give me your permission"

I had barely a second before I felt her lips onto mine, eyes widening in surprise as we both stared into one another, one of content and the other of pure incredulous as jet black wings burst forth from her back, slowly showering the room in raven like feathers when she slowly pulls back, a small trail of saliva connecting our lips as she grins.

"Number 4 Sekirei, Karasuba, ready to bloody the battlefield, my dear Ashikabi"

I could hear the hint of sarcasm at the end as she slowly released her grip on my fingers while she sat on my waist. Her face was one of pure amusement, like a cat playing with her food as she looked towards Akitsu who stumbled back into the room "My, my seems like we'll be working together from now on"

As I lay there on the ground I decided to do the one thing that came to mind. Raising my hand to my face, I then spoke into the communications bracelet "DA VINCI EMERGENCY PORTAL GOT A PACKAGE COMING IN HOT"

A portal opened behind Karasuba who seemed stunned for a moment, allowing me to throw her ass into the portal into Chaldea and let the people there deal with her.

Stupid? Yes. Did I regret it? Maybe after getting chewed out by Da Vinci when I go back there.

I flop back onto the floor, my body wracks in pain while I got a shit ton of a headache from what just happened. Turning my head I look to see Akitsu somewhat fidgeting in the corner, I knew she saw what happened and as it were I knew she had low self-esteem from being unable to be winged and being abandoned.

So being the dumbass I was I just held my hand out to her and gave a pained smile and said "Hey Akitsu mind giving me a hand?"

While it didn't jolt her to help me I could see she was a little surprised that I did so, she slowly approached she gingerly tried to carry my body, hearing my grunt as she tried to make it as painless as possible as I kept maintaining my pained smile "don't worry about what happened all right? I did pick you up after all, and I ain't letting a cute thing like you be someone else's unless they pry it from my cold dead hands"

I think it did the trick as she looked away with a tiny blush on her face, cheesy. Sure but you'd be surprised at the cheese working on people, especially with anime logic.
Sigurd and Hundred Faces burst into the building later on and seeing my current state we all quickly agreed to head for Miya's boarding house.

At least not before hauling all those mechs and gear for Da Vinci to appease the multiversal genius to not strapped my ass to a table because I yeeted Karasuba to her