Sheep in the Big Nowhere
Chapter 10 Hair Theft
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is just a story for fun.
General Specific, Private Public, and the troopers returned to the base. Private Public immediately contacted General Horton and Lieutenant Gidley to come in and take the weremole off their hands, he then went to go inspect the cell and pet carrier the weremole had been in to see what evidence could be found as General Specific went to rest. The Angry Scientist met Private Public in the cell and they looked over the evidence of the jailbreak. Private Public examined the nail file and the flan it had been smuggled in. He then asked who had been working in the kitchen the night before and it was the King of Flan. Private Public had some guards bring the King of Flan to him.
"King of Flan, you have committed a serious crime by helping the weremole escape from it's cell. Now explain to me why you did it." Said Private Public.
"I'm innocent I tell you! I was working in the kitchen, but I have no idea how that nail file got into the flan!" Cried the King of Flan.
"Lock him up, until he's ready to confess." Said Private Public.
The guards dragged the sobbing King of Flan away past Katz and Le Quack who shared a small sinister smirk with each other.
The next day at the hair company Growth Industries, two large security guards were standing guard to a locked metal door that lab that housed some of Growth Industries experimental hair weapons products. Such projects included armored afros, whipping pigtails and ponytails capable of smashing bricks and metals, mallet mullets, heat Ray blow dryers, and many other dangerous and unusual hair based weapons.
All was normal till the vent above blew off and three masked individuals wearing black dropped in from above. One intruder pulled out a large dead fish and hit one guard across the face with it knocking him out. Another intruder pulled out a very ripe stinky piece of cheese and threw it at the other guard. The powerful stench hit the guard's nostrils and he fell to the ground out cold. The third intruder grabbed the guards keys and used them to open the locked door.
The intruders broke into the lab and began to look through all the weapons and products. After a bit of searching they came across one case that contained two ordinary looking bottles that read 'Hair Growth Formula'. The intruders took the bottles out of the case and examined a warning label on the back.
WARNING
When using...
Do not get angry
Do not get mad
Do not get upset
...OR ELSE.
The apparent leader of the trio nodded his head and placed the bottles in a bag, before he and his companions fled the scene with the dangerous stolen product.
To be continued.