Sheep in the Big Nowhere
Chapter 13 General Explosion
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is just a story for fun.
After the bathroom incident General Specific and Private Public suited up and then they took a jeep out to the Bagge Farmhouse to do some spying. Private Public was driving as General Specific pulled out the bottle of hair growth, took off his hat, and applied a few drops to his head before he rubbed it in.
"What's that?" Asked Private Public.
"Someone left me a gift of hair growth formula this morning." Said General Specific.
"So you got some hair growth formula delivered to you the same morning some crazy guy set off some kind of explosive in the bathroom. That seems like a odd coincidence." Said Private Public.
"The world is full of kind and crazy people, Private Public. One guy gave me a gift, while another tried to blow me up. That's just how things are sometimes." Said General Specific.
The jeep reached a stop sign and Private Public stopped and then was about to move forward, when a fancy red sports car driven by a Asian man wearing sunglasses named Di Lung raced onto the scene and nearly collided with the jeep just stopping a few inches freaking out both General Specific and Private Public. Di Lung looked unfazed and annoyed at the two military officers.
"Watch where you're goin', ya fool!" Yelled Di Lung before he drove off.
"That was close." Said Private Public.
"That little hipster punk! He nearly killed us and disrespected us!" Yelled General Specific.
Private Public closed his eyes as he tried to calm himself down, so he didn't notice General Specific's face turn red as his veins popped out and a few beads of sweat dripped down his face. General Specific's anger focused on Di Lung. Miles away Di Kung was driving along without a care in the world when suddenly his car exploded and he was sent flying through the air with his skin blackened and covered in soot wearing nothing, but his underwear! Di Lung crashed into the ground and moaned.
General Specific and Private Public saw the explosion in the distance and were confused.
"What the heck happened?" Asked Private Public.
"Must have been a faulty car. Serves that jerk right." Said General Specific.
"Should we go help him?" Asked Private Public.
"No way." Said General Specific.
The two of them drove on to the Bagge Farmhouse. They reached the farm and found a good hiding place behind the barn to spy on the house. The two men saw Sheep and Courage hanging on the porch tossing a ball back and forth.
"You know we could just run up there and grab Sheep and run away back to base." Said Private Public.
"No we observe our prey and then we strike. Not going to be taken by surprise by any crazy animals this time around." Said General Specific.
At that moment a bird popped on General Specific's head that immediately angered the military man causing him to focus his rage on the bird making it explod into a mess of feathers getting everyone's attention. This time Private Public saw this and he looked at his superior with a freaked out and concerned look on his face.
"What the?!" Said Private Public.
The bird's cooked remains hit the ground and General Specific looked at in confusion.
"Did I do that?" Asked General Specific.
"I...think so, but how?" Said Private Public.
"I just got super mad and it exploded." Said General Specific looking at his hands in amazement.
"What does this mean?" Asked Private Public.
"I got powers! Goodbye General Specific, hello General Explosion!" Said the newly named General Explosion.
General Explosion turned his attention to a freaked out Sheep and Courage. He had plenty of rage to work with and he was about to dish it out to finally capture Sheep.
To be continued.