It's finally time, everybody! The biggest action scene you'll ever see: THE INVASION! Packed with several explosions, gunfire, comedic moments, deaths, and even some LOVE! Time to start my favorite world (which is the world we live in), Planet Earth! GO!
Chapter 25: The Invasion
Numbuh 1 was sitting on the stairs in the main room with a solemn expression. The mariachi band was by his side. "I don't know what I'm going to do, guys. I have no way to prove to Jirachi that Dimentia's lying and if I go against her, she'll erase everyone's memories of me."
"Well, you know what they say, amigo." The band leader said. "You win some, you lose some. You lost some, Dimentia won some!"
"No, she won A LOT!" Nigel replied angrily.
"I'm sorry, amigo. But I guess Dimentia being a youth forever is just meant to be. Which reminds me: what do you want us to do with the video?"
Nigel looked up at him. "Video? What video?"
"Oh, uh, I forgot to mention, ever since you returned from Planet Glacia, the band and I planted a little mini camera in your clothes to record all your adventures, so we may relive these moments for future generations!" He reached behind Nigel's vest and pulled out a camera, hidden behind. From that camera, he pulled a small chip.
At seeing this, Nigel raised a brow. "Does that have Dimentia's confession on it?"
"Oh, yes! Everything up from Planet Kateenia to now!"
Nigel's expression lit up brightly. "WE HAVE DIMENTIA'S CONFESSION ON TAPE! Oh, I love you guys so much!" He embraced the band leader in a hug.
"E-Easy, amigo! We have very weak backsides!"
Nigel let go. "Now I just gotta find a way to show this to Jirachi and Dimentia will be-"
"NIGEL!" Nigel looked to see Ava and the rest of his friends running in.
"Ava, I've got-"
"Not now, Nigel! There's something on TV you need to see!" She pushed a remote and a large computer screen lowered itself from the ceiling, showing the Galaxia News team.
"Welcome back to Channel 5,000 News! Galaxia's most-watched news program!" Linda said.
"Our top story today:" Morbo continued, "the Irkens have taken an all-out offensive against the filthy human planet, known as Earth."
"WHAT?" exclaimed Nigel and Dib.
The screen showed their homeworld being blown up by Irkens and several other enemies they've encountered. "That's right. The Irkens and their allies are hard at work invading Earth, leaving no trace of anything unscathed. We now go live to Drunk Billy in the Channel 5,000 News ship."
The screen showed a spaceship spinning and flying uncontrollably and crashing into an unsuspecting house.
"This just in: Drunk Billy died today. Here are some clips of Drunk Billy's memorable moments."
The screen showed an image of Corneria and Drunk Billy flying through some unsuspecting skyscrapers. It then showed him crashing into a prison on some dinosaur planet and releasing a gang of two-legged dinosaurs. Afterwards, it showed a picture of some Kateenian children on a playground, and Drunk Billy crashing into and crushing them. Finally, it showed him flying into the Death Star and blowing it up.
"Drunk Billy will be missed."
Hangar
Nigel and the gang were soon in their ships, preparing to take off. "Are you sure we should be doing this?" Ava asked.
"Of course we should! We have to save Earth, and especially Rachel! The Tallest are after the Star and Rachel's the one wearing it! SO LET'S GO!" With that, the ships shot out of the hangar and made the jump to hyperspace. Dimentia looked out one of the windows with an angry expression.
"So, he's flying back to save his home. No matter. But I can't let him show that video to anyone. Just have to think of a way to-"
The Magiblots rushed in. "Dimentia! Someone took the Stars!" Blue shouted.
"WHAT?"
Dimentia and the Magiblots warped to the Star Sanctuary to find a knocked-out Jirachi and the Stars missing. Dimentia gave a look of horror. "Grrr! We're going to Earth to get those Stars and GET THAT CHIP! If Jirachi sees what's on it, I'm gonna be-!"
KND Moonbase
The operatives were struggling to fight the attacking aliens. "What are we going to do? We can't hold them off forever!" Fanny shouted.
"Keep fighting!" Rachel ordered. "We can't let them-" She was cut short when they were knocked back by the force of something crashing through the window. The Star Wolf team hopped out of their ships with weapons.
Wolf looked around, then noticed Rachel, wearing her necklace. "LOOK! There's the Star!" Rachel looked at her necklace and grabbed onto it. "GET HER!" Rachel quickly ran from the pursuing bounty hunters, while several KND soldiers ran in to defend their leader, but Rattlesnake Jake quickly fired his machinegun. When he attempted to bite Numbuh 65.3, Rachel dashed up, pulled out her staff, jumped, and stuck the punching glove side in Jake's mouth, blocking it.
While Jake was trying to shake the staff out of his mouth, Fanny ran up to Rachel and said, "Sir! Ya have to get out of here! They're after you!"
"But what about-" Rachel was interrupted when Wolf ran up to try and grab her, but she quickly jumped and kicked him a distance.
"Don't worry!" Fanny insisted. "We'll be fine! Ya have to get out of here now!"
Rachel simply nodded and ran for the hangar. By this time, Jake shook the staff from his mouth and quickly slithered after Rachel. Before he could reach, Fanny quickly leaped onto him and held him back, allowing Rachel to escape.
"GAH!" Wolf shouted, shooting a few troops. "Leave them behind! Let's get back to the ships!" The other members did as told and got back to the Wolfens, but not before Jake shook Fanny off and took a bite in her leg.
Arctic Base
Numbuh 60 and his operatives gang were in the same struggle against Chilfos and White Wolfos, with the Chilfos knocking ice pucks in their direction. "Get the cadets in the safety hold! We can't let these ice monsters destroy the base!"
At that instant, one ice soldier took out a grenade and threw it to some soldiers backed up against the wall. They quickly ran out of the way, leaving the grenade to blow up the wall. From the other side, some rap music started playing as The Rhymer peeked his head out from his cell. "YEAH! Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout! C'mon, my henchmen, no time to pout! Let's all blow this joint while they're not lookin' and then the KND's treehouses they'll be cookin'!" With that, The Rhymer and his henchmen escaped through all the fighting.
Outside the atmosphere
Nigel and his team made it out of hyperspace and were flying in to the planet. "Okay, everyone split up! We have to do all we can to take out these monsters!"
"I better go check to see if my sister's okay!" Dib said. With that, they all flew in different directions.
Ripto and his Rhynocs were flying around in their little sheep saucers, causing destruction. "HA HA HA! That's right! Destroy every last house! Leave nothing still standing!" Ripto then shot at a white house with a red roof, destroying the front part and exposing a fat Black man with a mustache taking a bath. The floor where his tub rested began to tilt.
"What the hell? !" Cleveland Brown exclaimed as his bathtub began to slide off. "No no no no NO NO!" But despite his cries, the tub slid off and shattered on the ground. "I knew I shouldn't have taken a bath durin' a alien invasion."
Lizzie and Ace, who watched all this, exchanged glances and ran to different directions. Lizzie ran into the school, hopped in her locker, and got her L.O.C.K.A.H.-S.O.C.K.A.H.. The combat mech performed a mighty leap outside- "AAAAAHHH!" She crushed the legs of a boy with black hair and a black shirt.
"Oops." Lizzie flushed. "Sorry." Afterwards, she began running around and firing at any Rhynoc she could. At the same time, Ace was flying in his plane, shooting Rhynocs from the air.
"HEY, FLY BOY!" Ripto yelled at Ace. "Pick on your own soldiers!" He tried to shoot spells at Ace, but the boy did a somersault and got behind him.
"Pick on your own planet!" Ace fired a barrage of pool balls and shot Ripto's craft down.
Ripto recovered and saw Lizzie heading his way. "Okay, short stuff!" she yelled. "It's time to show you what happens when you mess with Earth!"
"Not on my watch! Get her, Gnasty Gnorc!" Gnasty Gnorc leaped up from behind and tried to strike Lizzie with his club. Lizzie quickly leapt back and blocked Gnasty Gnorc's blows. She was eventually able to grab his club and beat him with it. She eventually knocked him out before throwing the club away. She then heard a scream and looked behind to see Ripto in the air and falling down to attack her. Lizzie used her mech's arms and grabbed his horn. "Crud."
"First rule of Earth, Bub: never mess with Lizzie Devine!" She threw Ripto into the air and punched him, making him fly a distance while he screamed.
Doomsdale
Tak was attacking Dib's hometown of Doomsdale, with the help of the evil Dryans. "HA HA HA HA! Invader Tak is back in town! Face my Irken wrath!"
Some Skool children were backed up against a wall in fear by Dryans. At that instant, Dib flew down in his ship and dragged along the ground, running over the Dryans. He then hopped out and began fighting them off with his mech-arms.
The children looked over with surprised looks. "Is that… DIB?"
Dib looked over. "Get inside the Skool! I'll hold them off!" The children merely shrugged and did as told.
"AAAAAH!" Dib heard a cry for help that sounded familiar. "GAZ!" He saw his younger sister in the clutches of some Dryans. He ran over to try to help, but was held back when Irken ships flew over and dropped several Megadoomers.
As he gained a look of worry, the Megadoomers were blown up by some other force. Dib gave a confused look, but then saw Zim holding a large gun. "ZIM!"
The alien drew out a machinegun and shot the Dryans holding Gaz. He turned to Dib and tossed him a Gatling gun. "You wanna waste time talking, or do you wanna save this planet?"
Dib, taking the hint and remembering Rachel's story, smirked, and the two began working together and taking out all the soldiers they could.
"GAH!" Tak screamed. "I should have known Zim would do this! Come, FIR! Let's get out of here!" With that, Tak hopped onto her robot, who activated her rockets and took off.
While GIR was merely eating waffles and ignoring the action, a Dryan came and cut through the waffle with its sword. GIR looked at it with a sad expression. "My…my waffles…" as tears dropped from his eyes, his eyes turned blood-red. "My…MY WAFFLES!" The robot began shooting missiles at the Dryans and Megadoomers.
Sector L
"This is Numbuh 10 with breaking news!" Eva said, doing a news segment while her treehouse shook. "We are being invaded by aliens! According to Supreme Leader Numbuh 362, these are none other than the Irken Empire! All treehouses are required to raise their defenses and use all possible-" She was interrupted when something blasted through the wall behind her. She and Kade looked out to see an incoming fleet of cat ships.
In an instant, Francis and his Meowbots came breaking in. The Nerd King looked over and smiled greatly when he saw Eva. "Neeerrrr! If it isn't my schweeeet Numbuh 10! GET HER!" The Meowbots began charging at the anchorwoman.
With a slight horrified look, Eva Roberts pulled out a S.C.A.M.P.P. and began shooting the Meowbots with the help of Numbuh 11.0. "There's too many!" Eva exclaimed.
"Neeerrrr…huh?" Francis said confusedly as he looked outside to see Ava's ship taking out his cat ships. Francis screamed when Ava crashed through the wall and hopped out of her ship, then began taking out Meowbots with her swords.
"Who are you?" Eva asked.
Ava turned to Eva and noticed she looked just like her. "Are you Numbuh 10?"
"Yeah… how do you-"
"I'm a friend of Nigel's. He's here helping us fight off the invasion."
Eva's expression lit up. "NIGEL'S HERE?"
"No, he's in Virginia helping his friends."
"Come on, Kade! Let's go-" Eva was interrupted when Francis stuck his tongue out and pulled her in, tying her up.
"Neeerrrr! I'm going to-"
"Yeah, in your dreams!" Eva exclaimed as she kicked him in the crotch, forcing him to release. Afterwards, she began punching Francis in various places, making him groan in agony. Once she was done, she reached in and grabbed his tongue, spun him around, and finally threw him through the wall.
"NEEEERRRRRR!" Francis screamed as he fell from the humongous treehouse.
Kade merely stood and stared dreamily at her. "Man, isn't she something?" he asked himself.
"She sure is!" Kade looked over to see Kweeb fly by him. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some cats to fix!" He flew over to Ava's aid.
Eva ran over to Kade and dragged him to the hangar. "Come on, Kade! We have to get to Virginia!"
"Okaaaay!" he moaned as he was being dragged.
Sector W
The Sector W team was fighting SIRbots in front of their treehouse. "There's so many!" Sonya exclaimed.
"SEE? I told you I was attacked by an alien!" Harvey yelled.
"Well, we believe you now!" Paddy shouted.
"What are we going to do? This could be it!" Sonya said, struggling to stand her ground. Just then, they looked to see a white ship with angel wings.
"Doth not giveth up, yet!" Luvbi shouted as she shot at the SIRbots. She then flew and dragged her ship along the ground, running over more of the robots. She stopped in front of Sector W and turned to them. Harvey couldn't help but stare wide-eyed at her. "If thou art friends of Nigel, he is in yonder Virginia. Seest thee later." With that, she flew off.
Sonya noticed Harvey was still staring in her direction. "Is something wrong, Harvey?"
"…What light through yonder ship breaks?" was all he could say.
Sector V
"Avast, maties! Waste the deck with these scallywags! Prepare to board!" commanded Admiral Razorbeard as pirates broke into the Sector V Treehouse.
"Keep holding them off!" ordered Numbuh 5.
"It's not as easy as fighting Candy Pirates!" yelled Numbuh 2 as he shot at them.
"I hope my Rainbow Monkeys are okay!" Numbuh 3 shouted.
"Forget your cruddy Rainbow Dorkies! Who's gonna help us?" Wally asked.
"HAR HAR HAR HAR!... Heh?" Razorbeard looked up and saw an incoming ship.
"'ave some o' THIS, ya cruddy rust buckets!" Marine shouted as she crashed her ship through the treehouse and ran over a few pirates. Afterwards, she leaped out and began punching Light Spheres.
Numbuh 4, amazed by her powers, ran over and shouted, "WHOA! Where did you learn to do that?"
"Ah was born with these powers, Mate! Don't know how, but they're totally ripper!"
"They sure are ripper! Hey, do you watch wrestling?"
"All the time, Mate! It sure as heck is better to watch than cruddy Rainbow Dorkies!"
"I know, right?"
Kuki's face was boiling in anger. That raccoon's stealing my man! she thought to herself.
"Hey, do you know Numbuh 1?" Wally asked.
"Sure Ah do, Mate! He's somewhere 'ere in Virginia! Fightin' off the Irkens an' whatnot!"
"Numbuh 1's here?" Abby exclaimed. "We have to go find him!"
"Ye won't be getting away that easy!" exclaimed Razorbeard as he and several pirates blocked their path.
"Wanna put a wager on that, Mate?" Marine said as she did several charge punches at the pirates.
"Argh. Methinks it be time to retreat!" Razorbeard said as hopped into his small orange pod and took off.
"'EY! Wait for me!" Marine yelled as she got back in her ship and began chasing him.
"Come on! Let's go find Numbuh 1!" Abby ordered, and with that, they left the treehouse.
Somewhere else
At the same time, Rachel was in Virginia fighting off some Irken soldiers with other KND troops, which was hard without her staff. "Man… I don't think I can make it."
"You aren't giving up now, are you?" At hearing this voice, Rachel looked over to see none other than Nigel Uno standing by his Arwing.
"NIGEL!" she cried, smiling brightly, running over to hug him. "You came back!"
"We can catch up later, Rachel. We can't let these guys get your necklace! It's a Star Piece!"
"Don't worry, Nigel! It'll shock anyone who tries to take it from me!"
"Still, give it to me for safekeeping! They won't come after you if you don't have it!" Rachel nodded and handed him the necklace. "Now, let's kick some alien butt!"
"Right on!" With that, the two continued to fight the Irken troops.
Insert stage here? X( Sorry, people.
Nigel looked up to see a C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. with 'KNN' written on it. "EVA!"
Eva looked out the window and saw him. "NIGEL!"
"'Guess that's my cue!" Kade said as he landed the ship. Eva immediately ran out and embraced her cousin in a hug.
"You're finally back!"
Nigel smiled. "Good to see you, too, Eva." He hugged her back. After a few seconds of hugging, an idea struck Nigel. "THAT'S IT!"
"What's it, Nigel?"
"Eva, I need you to do something for me!"
"Sure, what is it?"
Nigel took out and handed her the chip with Dimentia's confession. "I need you to fly back to Sector L and play what's on this chip on the news!"
"Why? What's on it?"
"My Supreme Leader's confession is on this; I want you to play it on the news, so everyone can hear it!"
Eva gave a serious look and nodded. Afterwards, she hopped back into her C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. and ordered, "Let's go, Kade!" Once they flew off, Nigel went back to helping Rachel.
Dimentia, who was standing in the center of it all, watched the ship leave and stared with anger. "Time to teach Ms. Roberts a lesson."
With Marine
Marine the Raccoon continued to chase Razorbeard on her ship. "You're goin' down, Razorbum!" she yelled as she blasted him.
"Not on yer life, matey!" Razorbeard retorted as he dodged most of Marine's laser strikes. Marine then opened her cockpit and began to charge her Light Sphere. Once she finished, she threw a large one at Razorbeard's ship and successfully hit. The ship then spinned and crashed with an explosion.
"Well, that takes care o' that, eh?" she said victoriously. Little did she know that Razorbeard hopped off his ship and onto Marine's. He then jumped into her cockpit and began to attack her directly, while Marine fought back. With Marine trying to fight him off, the ship lost control, landed, and began dragging along some train tracks.
"Ye think ye can beat me?" Razorbeard shouted.
"Is Sonic Lost World the worst Sonic game ever?" she snapped back, continuing to beat at him, while the ship still dragged along the train tracks on a railroad trestle going over a river. As their squabble dragged on… the ship came to a stop.
The two looked confusedly. There was a slot that required 75¢. Marine fished around in her pocket, took out a quarter, and put it in. She took out another and put it in. She fished around for another… she had no more. "Do ya have any…?"
"Oh yeah, sure I do." Razorbeard pulled his own quarter out of his pocket.
"Thanks!" Marine took it and put it in. The ship immediately began moving again as they kept fighting.
Marine then knocked Razorbeard into her cockpit upside-down and smirked. Her smirking ended when she heard a loud train whistle. She looked ahead and made a look of horror when she saw the train approaching.
Razorbeard climbed back out and grabbed Marine by the neck, attempting to choke her, not noticing the train. Marine was luckily able to shake him off, and once she did so, she hopped onto his face and hopped off onto one of the metal beams to the side.
Once Razorbeard recovered, he looked ahead with his eyes widened as he saw the incoming train. "FUUUUUUCCCCCKKK!" was the last thing he said before the ship rammed into the train and burst into flames.
Marine watched as the burning ship slid off the tracks into the river and exploded. "Good-bye, Star Marine, me old mate." she said in sadness.
KNN C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.
Numbuhs 10 and 11.0 continued to fly back to Sector L on their C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.. "His Supreme Leader was Dimentia, right?" Eva recalled. "I don't know what's on this chip, but if Nigel wants us to play it, I guess we should."
"Oh, come now. You don't think it'll be that easy, do you?" At that instant, Dimentia and her Magiblots appeared on the ship.
"D-Dimentia!" Kade stuttered.
"Aw, what's wrong, Kade? Not happy to see me? You should've known revealing the GKND to Eva would have its consequences."
"She deserved to know!"
"Whatever. I'm not really here to dispose of you, yet. Just hand me that chip and I'll let you two go nice and easy."
Eva looked at the chip in her hand and slid it in her shirt pocket. "You want it? Come get it!"
"Ugh. You news reporters are all the same. Magiblots: ATTACK!" The Magiblots charged and grabbed her, but Eva kicked Blue and Yellow, while she grabbed Red and used him to hit the other two before throwing him to Dimentia. Dimentia shoved him off and recovered, then started throwing energy blasts at Eva, but Eva, being the nimble anchorgirl she is, dodged every one. Afterwards, she drew out her S.C.A.M.P.P. and fired at Dimentia, but she took out her magic mirror and deflected every attack, with one of them being knocked into and destroying the S.C.A.M.P.P..
But Eva was not finished as she rolled forward, kicked the mirror out of Dimentia's hands, grabbed it, and smashed it to the floor. "MY MIRROR! You broke my magic mirror!"
"Be thankful you don't have to look at yourself anymore!" Eva retorted. She ran forward and threw several punches at Dimentia's face, but the galactic leader swiftly avoided and pushed her back.
"Oh, come now! Do you really think a human like you can defeat a dimensional bender? Your sector doesn't even get any missions!" Dimentia remarked as the Magiblots gathered by her side.
Eva then looked to her left to see an airplane coming their direction from the side. "I admit you are tough, Dimentia, so it would be a shame to see all your plans shatter to pieces!"
"What are you-" Dimentia said as Eva jumped, bounced off the wall, then off the ceiling as she got behind them to the back entrance. At that instant, Eva threw the backdoor open and held onto the handle as the wind forced her out. Dimentia immediately grabbed onto one of the seats and held onto her hat, while the Magiblots, in their lightweight bodies, were forced out by the wind.
The three Magiblots simply floated in midair, watching the ship go on without them. "HA! Did she actually think forcing us out the back would finish us?" exclaimed Blue.
Yellow then looked to their right and saw the incoming plane. "Uhhh, guys?"
"What?" The other Magiblots looked to the right to see the incoming plane, and they all screamed when they were met with the plane's propellers.
Numbuh 10 climbed onto the roof of the ship and looked back to the plane to see a waterfall of black goo drop from the propellers, falling down to the earth. "Well, that takes care of those guys!"
"YOU!" Dimentia exclaimed, appearing before Numbuh 10 with an angry expression. "I have HAD IT up to HERE with you, Roberts! You've been an interference with my plans for FAR too long! You and your little boyfriend!"
"HEY! Kade is NOT my boyfriend! And we only just met you!"
"Even so, it's time I got rid of you two once and for all! I'm going to-" Dimentia began as she threw another Starburst at Eva, but was stopped when the agile news anchor did a front flip into the air, got behind her, and dealt several rapid punches into Dimentia's back, knocking her down. "Why you miserable-" she yelled as she got up and tried to throw more blasts from her hands, but all she could conjure were little electric sparks. "What? I can't use my powers!"
"Good thing I took those chi-blocking lessons!" Eva smirked. "I wasn't sure what an 'element bender' was, but I guess I know now."
"Well, I don't need powers to take you down, anyway!" Dimentia ran and tried to kick Eva, but she quickly jumped and hopped off her head. Eva then attempted an air kick, but Dimentia ducked and slide-kicked her, knocking Eva off her feet. While on the floor, Eva did her own slide-kick and knocked Dimentia down.
The two quickly jumped back up and began dealing a series of punches at each other. Dimentia grabbed Eva by the arms and threw her back close to the edge. She then ran up and kicked Eva off, but she quickly grabbed onto the edge with her hands. She then noticed the chip with Dimentia's confession slipping out of her pocket, but she quickly grabbed it with her left hand before it could fall, with her right hand still gripping onto the edge.
Kade, who was still driving the ship, looked to the back window to see Eva dangling. "EVA!" He put the ship in autopilot, opened the window by his side, and began to climb to the top.
As she hung on, Eva looked to see Dimentia approaching her. "AH HA HA HA! Poor simple anchorwoman! Did you really think you stood a chance? You, with your pretty looks and your scrap technology, thought you could beat Dimentia Z. Winkiebottom? !"
Eva smirked at this. "Winkiebottom? Is that, like, your LAST name or something?"
"Oh, uh… Ah, forget it! It's not like you'll be able to tell anyone, anyway! Any last words, Ms. Roberts?"
Eva looked behind to see Kade climbing up. "Yeah: SUCKER PUNCH!" Kade ran up and pushed Dimentia off the edge. She quickly grabbed onto Eva's leg and held on tight. "Lesson learned, Winkiebottom: never tango with Eva Roberts and Kade Jackson!" At the last word, she rose her foot and kicked Dimentia in the face, making her fall to the Earth and scream on the way down.
After she dropped, Kade grabbed Eva's hand and helped her up. "Did I show the space-clown who's boss, or didn't I?"
"You sure did, Eva!"
"'Course, I never would've been able to do it without you."
Kade blushed and chuckled nervously. "Well, what are friends for, right?"
She giggled. "Yeah. Now steer the ship, we're about to hit a mountain." Kade screamed and hurried back to the wheel.
PHEW! That was rough! And there's so much more left! This was only Part 1 of the invasion! Cleveland Brown is from Family Guy, as is Drunk Billy.