You know what they say: imitation is the best form of flattery. Parody is a form of imitation. Therefore, parody is complimentary. And with the ending Mass Effect 3 gave us, there's ample opportunity for flattery. Think "How It Should Have Ended" style.

A story based on the official Mass Effect canon, my own experiences and Malukah's amazing song "Reignite". Has some options/scenes that are not in the original; Joker and Shepard are best friends, expanded Kelly relationship, etc. Rated T for violence and brief, mild language. Please R&R!

Ashley attempts to comfort her sister Sarah after the death of her husband. Before Ashley knows it, circumstances have her going to extreme lengths to make Sarah feel better, pushing their relationship beyond merely being sisters. Warning: contains incest between sisters.

A one-shot from Kaidan's perpective

Liara's access to the Normandy's systems allows her research to advance more quickly than it has in the past. However, the young Asari doesn't always restrict her curiosity to archaeology... F!Shepard/Liara

When Mara Shepard gets bored of her intense Citadel party, she intends to "borrow" her favorite dashing pilot for a little while. It doesn't end the way either of them were expecting. Sometimes, what you wanted isn't what you needed. A Shooting Stars oneshot, rated T for some innuendo.

Shepard and Liara, start to finish.

Cerberus needed Shepard, and they were willing to try anything to get him back. Cloning was tried, but deemed a failure. This is the story of one such failure.

Garrus wants to make sure that Shepard won't forget their last night on Shore Leave together. **ONE SHOT** Definitely Rated M.

Shepard reminisces about her time with Kasumi. So the idea behind this is that, sometime between ME2 and ME3, Shepard is reminiscing about her crew and describing them to someone- maybe it's Vega, or Anderson, or Kaidan even. 6 crew members down thus far!

When sent on a mission they were never supposed too be apart of, an N7 fireteam finds themselves being hunted by their own after uncovering information none of them were supposed too see. Loyalty crumbles, and the team is left with attempting to combat their hunters when they realize there is no one they can turn too...

Lemony fun with James Vega and Femshep on Vancouver. M for content. All characters owned by Bioware

"... In the winter of 2024 I plunged myself into the celestial dotted goo- eyes open and unafraid, and felt blackness swallow me." After waking up after another bought of being in cryostasis and experimentation, Aurora O'Reilly finds herself in the middle of the Reaper Invasion, almost 200 years later. Rated M for some language and possibly sexual themes later.

Instead of enlisting in the Alliance marine corps when she turned 16, Shepard enrolled in Vancouver university instead. Years later, in 2182, she is one of the senior research staff in the prothean archives on Mars. That is to say, until Captain David Anderson pays her a visit to recruit her for the maiden voyage of the S.S.V. Normandy, and its top secret mission to Eden Prime.

Highlights the events behind the Mass Effect story line. Many events are greatly altered. Tyrannus belongs to KingShadow9987. Matricus belongs to me. I do not own Mass Effect or any of the characters therein. Remember, reviews help make better writers. Feel free to ask any questions. Give partial credit to KingShadow9987 for helping with this story.

First FanFiction. Self insert I get dropped onto the Citadel with no idea what happened and decide I have to join Shepard since I know what's to come. First story is set before the start of the first Mass Effect and will have new story's when completed.

Shepard's actions often surprise Liara, but the one's that strike her the most are the ones that the Commander doesn't even realise she does. Late one night when her counterpart is asleep she takes some time to reflect on her first love. (Set in ME2. Spoilers.)

Benezia and Aethyta talk children, short one shot. Minor updates to the chapter.

Tevos decides to tell her friends, familymembers, and colleagues about her pregnancy, and everyone has something to say about it. TBE/MMIP universe.

Friends should keep to the side and not attempt to get Commander Shepard into dates. Things end up badly. Silly piece written as a gift.

Oneshot. What is required to join the citadel council?

Sequel to The Disengaged. Three years after the Reaper War, Shepard and Tali have gone their separate ways, looking to help their people rebuild what was lost. But, an enemy from their past has returned, and this foe has sworn vengeance against the two for what they did to them seven years ago. Here, twists will be unveiled, love will be rekindled, and wrath will be unleashed.

The crew have some questions regarding Commander Shepard's surprising split lip.

Shepard and Tali have been living happily on Rannoch for two years. They have lived happily as husband and wife for what feels like generations. But now the Senate has elected a terrible punishment upon Shepard, and Tali may have to choose between patriotism to her people, or devotion to her mate... One-Shot. No intended continuation.

Shepard's final thoughts and reflections on the past. Post-ME3 Synthesis ending.