"мама, what's a greeting card?" "What's a what?" Day 5 of Femslash Yuletide

Shepard has fans. And where there are fans there's merchandise. A lot of it. Dumb fluffy humour drabble. I make no excuses for myself. This made me laugh and squee. NOW WITH COVER ART by the amazing AEMcDuff

People have always wondered what happens after death. Commander Shepard knows, even if she doesn't want to remember. Cerberus brought her back to help fight the Reapers and though she is grateful, Shepard can't help feeling as though they made a terrible mistake.

Nakmor Ruuk takes a job that isn't quite what he expected, and involves rather more turians than anticipated. Set centuries prior to the events of ME, this is the first of a series chronicling one krogan's lifetime. R&R appreciated!

A year after the Reapers defeat, Shepard is released from the hospital and into the caring arms of his lover Tali'Zorah. However, his request to retire has been declined, due to the fear of a Reaper still alive in the galaxy. This puts his and Tali's plans on a hold, until they put an end to this. I use choices to add a little thrill, but they have no major impact.

Shepard has stopped the Reapers, taking control of them. The Normandy crew survived, returning to Earth six months later, only to find out that Shepard had been declared KIA. Three years later, the only people left on the Normandy are EDI and Joker. What happens when the long-thought dead Commander returns? When some new developments appear? How will the old and new crew handle it?

Even the mighty Shepard, slayer of Reapers, has her limits. As the Reaper War enters its darkest hour these limits begin to be surpassed within the Normandy's War Room, and one unfortunate turian must help her face her burden. Bewarned: this is not a romance piece. One-shot.

Eliana Shepard has a surprise for her girlfriend, Tali. (Takes place after Priority: Rannoch) F/F pairing.

Shepard attempts to redeem her reputation as a "bad gift giver" with something special for Liara. A Shiara one-shot. My first ever fanfic and first ME fic. Please let me know what you think!

It is believed that when a person dies, their soul lives on. Either ascending to the afterlife or return to be reborn into a new life. Now, with the war over and a message sent from Rannoch, Shepard is about to discover that some souls have found a way to return. A post-destroy fan-service to all the fans of one of the most beloved races. Cover photo created by ruthieee from DA.

Commander Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian are to be married, but only for a year. It's apart of the agreement settled between the Human Embassy and the Turian Embassy in turn for peace between the two. At first the two aren't sure of each other but soon become friends. Their year is wrapping up, but do they want to separate? Can they confess their love in time?

I don't think there's enough Liara/James fic. So I'm having a go. Set in ME3 and possibly beyond with allusions to Paragon Lost- but knowledge of PL isn't needed. Rated M for future chapters. All the Spanish is internet dependent- sorry.

Thane Krios seeks revenge for the murder of his wife.

Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...

The story of how Commander Shepard got Jacob to drop the title and use her first name.

Shepard may very well be losing her mind. Grounded and barred from combat, will she find a way to deal with the trauma she's been through and make a life for herself after the Reaper War? Admiral Anderson and James Vega have a plan to help, but she probably won't like it. A slow-build FemShep/Vega-centric story that continues on from the original ending.

"I think we need to find a way to burn off these calories. Don't you?"

Humanity stumbles across the Turians and pay a terrible price for their discovery. Following the life of a newly acquired Indentured Assistant, as he struggles to adjust to his life on Palaven serving one of the most powerful Turian Families. I own no rights to Mass Effect. (On Hold)

When you finally meet Death face to face, he blesses you in your final moments to relive your life in a flash of a second. Some may not see their entire life, as they might not want to remember some of it. This is a retelling of the happiest moments of a savior's life. Perhaps it is a prerequisite for one's heart to be stolen to be considered a hero?

This follows the recruitment efforts done by Renita Shepard on the SSV Normandy SR-2. I hope you like it. May be connected with other future fics. CAUTION: Spoilers for ME2. You can start wherever you want.

It's been a year since the loss of the Normandy, since Hannah Shepard lost her daughter. While that loss might have been inevitable, others were far more within her power to control. And if there's one thing Hannah Shepard refuses to do, it's lose any more family.

Time and the world...do not stand still. Change is the law of life. Those who look only to the past, or the present...are certain to miss the future. Tali X Shepard romance.

Nikki Harris, C-Sec Cyber Security Specialist and agent for the Shadow Broker. Gets thrust into the hunt for Saren when Shepard and team stumble across her during the attack on Eden Prime. ME rewrite that will include all three games, written from Nikki's POV, and lots of liberties taken. Posts will be irregular at first, to get more regular if adequate reader interest is shown.

Maybe if I had been a guy, like you all thought I was gonna be, me and the cheerleader would have gotten on better. Post ME3, Parody, Gender swap, Rated M for language and sexual content. Pure smut.

Carmen had always stood by her siblings sides, no matter what. No decision they made deterred her from giving them her full unconditional support. She only wished that she could live up to their image. To be a sibling they could be proud of. The Mass Effect series through the eyes of Shepard's little sister.