No space like home pt. 1

Captain Chuck shows up on the ship's main screen. "This just in, when we last left Atomic Recess, aliens invaded earth, Paloma's amazing shapeshifter abilities were revealed and that's not all, King Bob disappeared before our very eyes. I could have had a heart attack, in fact, I think I will. Wait for it!"

Sparky gasped as Chuck fell down. Dede shook her head to get rid of her shock. "We have a major situation. Panic, chaos and now Bob. Where could he be?"

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Over at Maximus' lair Bob was looking around confused as Maximus just laughed evilly to himself at seeing the key Bob was holding. "Where am I? Who are you? You kinda look like one of the bad guys in my friend's comic book."

Maximus just glared at him. "This stranger sits in the middle of my personal chambers and doesn't even recognise the supreme evil overlord of the galaxy?" He sighed before grabbing a moon statue with his face carved into it. "What happened to my ingenious plan to have every moon in the galaxy carved into my striking visage."

"Oh." Good minimus said. "Didn't you remember, Atomic Candy foiled that plot months ago."

Maximus growled before he hit Minimus with the moon statue. "Idiot."

Bob looks at the two confused. "Atomic Candy? You mean like the sweets?"

Good minimus switches to evil minimus. "That beat Atomic Candy. Everyone knows her, she's that goodie-two shoes galactic guardian."

Evil minimus held up a magazine that had Atomic Candy, Sparky and X-5 on the cover from when they saved another planet. Bob gasped as he saw that. "That's Dede!"

Maximus looks at Minimus. "See, even this simple minded boy—" Maximus stops talking as what Bob had said finally registered. "Did you say that you know Candy, enough to give her a nickname?"

Bob gulped. "Sure do. Long Blonde hair, green eyes, stands up for those in need. We're good friends."

Maximus grinned as he got in Bob's face, making the latter lean back. "Then you must know Candy's home planet? Or the whereabouts of galactic guardian headquarters?"

Bob just looks at Maximus like he grew a second head. "What are you talking about? Galactic headquarters? Dede's home planet?" Bob crossed his arms and glared at Maximus. "I wanna call my folks."

Maximus just stood there, not knowing what to do. "Your folks? What is a folks?"

Good minimus ran over to the two. "Oh, no need to do that. You just got here and there's so much you haven't even seen. We have a game room and it's out of this galaxy."

This caught Bob's attention. "Cool!"

Bob jumped off of the sofa and followed minimus to go and play some games, leaving Maximus to scratch his head in confusion. He sighs. "I don't need that pipsqueak to take me to Atomic Candy. I'll have her come to me."

Maximus walked over to a lever and pulled it, having the elevator doors open to reveal the chameleon standing there. "You called me?"

Maximus laughed evilly again as he becanned the chameleon to come forward and watch the screen that showed Bob and Minimus having a lightsaber battle, but with laser swords. Maximus turned to look at the chameleon. "Can you replicate him?" The Chameleon turned into a perfect copy of Bob. "Good. Now I need some information."

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As Dede space cruiser got closer to earth they were able to pick up the news broadcast. "According to eyewitnesses, alien ships came out of the sky to menace this quiet Moose Jaw Heights suburb. In this house right behind me, a young boy named Bob has disappeared."

Dede was shocked as she watched the news but was shaken out of it when Admiral DeGill took over the screen. "Atomic Candy, dreadful news, Maximus has kidnapped your friend Bob. He's holding him prisoner in the citadel."

Sparky gasped. "What?"

X-5 shook his head. "That's impossible."

Dede just looked on in disbelief. "I knew it. I knew this had something to do with me."

Admiral DeGill looked down. "I only hope you can save him, before something terrible happens."

Dede nods. "I'm on my way!" As the call ended Dede looked down at her friends. "Paloma, you, Lapis and Juanita teleport to earth and handle damage control. I'm going after Maximus."

Paloma smiled up at her friend. "You got it Dede."

Juanita nodded, so did Lapis but hers was a bit more hesitant. "Make sure Bob is okay."

Dede nodded back at her canine friend before the three teleported to earth. Sparky smirked back at Dede. "Let's go get your boyfriend!"

Dede's face erupted into a massive blush as she glared at her green friend. "He's…. He's not my boy… boyfriend!"

Sparky just laughed as he set the ship's coordinates and they were off.

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When the group of three galactic guardians arrived at Maximus' lair, they parked their ship and ran out. Dede gasped when she saw that Maximus had 'Bob' hanging upside down over a pit of vicious rhinoceros'. Maximus gasped when he saw them. "Curses, it's Atomic Candy. I simply hope she doesn't save her friend from being chewed to pieces by this group of ravenous flesh rending rhinoceros."

'Bob' looked over at Dede, scared. "Candy, help me! Help me!"

Dede quickly jumps into the army of robots surrounding the pit, destroying any robot she comes into contact with. Sparky just looks at Dede with a deadpan expression as he rests his hands on his hips. "Not her boyfriend, yeah right." He turns to look at X-5. "Would you kick that much booty if that were me dangling up there?"

X-5 shakes his head at Sparky. "Not particularly."

Dede destroyed the last robot in her way before she shot a laser at the rope holding 'Bob' up. She quickly grabbed onto him and pulled him up before he could fall into the pit. Maximus stomped his foot on the ground. "Rats, come back here."

Dede quickly ran over to her ship and all of them ran inside. "Let's get out of here."

Maximus rubbed his hands together. "Suckers." He then laughed evilly as he watched the ship take off.

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Inside Maximus' lair Bob took off the helmet he was wearing when he saw something fly across the window. "Hey, what was that? Did you see that?"

Good minimus starts to sweat nervously. "Err… nothing. Just the landscapers. Don't mind them."

Bob nods before he starts to walk away. "Okay. Well, I think I should be going. My folks are gonna—-"

Good minimus runs and pulls Bob back. "We haven't even played with the kill bots!"

Bob looked at Minimus. "Kill bots?" Minimus hands him a controller and two holographic robots appear, before they turn real. "Awesome."

Bob sits down to play as Minimus joins him. "I'm sure glad you decided to hang out. It's nice to have somebody around who doesn't beat on me all the time." At that point Bob's robot landed a punch that decapitated Minimus' robot.

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Now far away from Maximus' lair, Dede looked over her friend for any injuries after she finished untying him. "Are you okay? He didn't hurt you, did he?"

'Bob' waved his hands in front of him. "I'm fine. What took you so long?"

This confused dede. "Well… I… I got here as quick as I could. Umm… aren't you a bit curious about… all of this?" She held her arms out and gestured to everything around her.

This seemed to shock 'Bob' as he looked around. "Oh.. uh, yeah. Wow! Nice colour scheme. I love what you did with the control panels."

Dede just looked to her crewmates as 'Bob' walked around. "I think he's suffering from shock. We need to get him to galactic guardian headquarters right away."

'Bob' smiled as Dede and X-5 ran past him. "Galactic guardian headquarters. Alright, come on green boy, let's move it."

Sparky scoffed as he followed. "The nerve of this guy. Make my words X-5, this will end in tears."

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On earth Paloma, Lapis and Juanita were doing all they could to get everyone to think that the alien attack was fake. "You don't really believe that the aliens have landed, do you?"

The person Paloma was talking to screamed, seeing as Paloma still had scales, horns and a tail. This made a lot of other people scream and run away. Paloma just sighed. "Wow, that worked well." The three all walked down the street, only stopping when they saw a TV showing the same broadcast they saw on the ship, through a window. This gave Paloma an idea.

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Admiral DeGill met them as they all arrived at galactic headquarters. "As you can see, headquarters took quite a beating from that last attack. I barely had enough power left to mask it and move to a new coordinate."

'Bob' looked around as he followed them through the now ruined headquarters. "And uhh… what coordinates would that be?"

Sparky turned around and stopped 'Bob' from moving forward. "Hold it right there kid. That's privileged information. Galactic guardians only."

Dede glared at Sparky. "Sparky! Bob is a friend. Anyway, I'd think he'd be more than qualified to be a galactic guardian." Dede thought back to the time she took over Bob's position as playground king for that week, remembering how much work went into it. "Our new coordinates are delta 57-Q. Though that probably doesn't mean anything to you."

'Bob' watched as everyone else continued to walk onward. "No, not at all. You go ahead, I… I just need to tie my shoelaces." 'Bob' smirked as they all left him behind, before taking out a little communication device. "I've got them boss."

"Take a look at this." Admiral DeGill said. "We came this close to losing my favourite espresso machine. Horror!"

When DeGill got done with being dramatic the headquarters alarms started to blare. As everyone was looking around for the cause of the alarm, X-5 explained what this alarm meant. "That alarm indicates that a massive enemy armona has entered our air space."

"We've been discovered!" Admiral DeGill said. "To the ship!"

As the four of them ran back the way they came, Dede made sure to grab 'Bob' as they passed him. As they all returned to Dedes' ship, they saw that it was Maximus that was there and had sent out a bunch of his mini ships to attack headquarters. A few of the mini ships started to attack Dedes ship when they saw it leave headquarters. "Double helix manoeuvre Sparky."

Sparky was watching everything and for once had a determined face on. "You got it, chief."

And he did just that, a double back loop and shot the two ships that were following them, destroying them.

On Maximus' ship he lowers down a massive laser gun. "Ahhh. My newest, most ultra destructive super annihilating death ray. Finally, I will exact my revenge on those pathetic galactic guardians, by blowing their silly headquarters to smithereens." He laughed evilly about to press the fire button when Bob and Minimus ran into the room. Minimus threw the ball that the two were playing with, the ball ended up rickashaying all around the room and hit the button before Maximus could do it.

The laser fired, completely destroying galactic guardians headquarters. All the galactic guardians present could only watch on in horror as their home base was destroyed right in front of them.

Maximus also watched as galactic headquarters was destroyed before he cried out. "I have been robbed of my revenge!" He turned to glare at Minimus and Bob.

Both of whom just smiled nervously at each other before pointing at each other. "It was him."

Dede and her crew could only look down as they flew away, knowing they couldn't do anything now. Dede sighed, upset with everything that just happened. "Headquarters, gone!" A tear fell from her eye.

Admiral DeGill was pacing the room. "A new galactic guardians headquarters must be built immediately. The galaxy simply won't be safe without it."

Dede looked at her commanding officer. "But where?" As Dede was trying to think of a location to build the new headquarters it seemed the other three galactic guardians already had an idea as they all looked up to Dede who was in her chair.

It was Sparky that voiced their thoughts. "Hey, how about earth?"

Dede laughed, thinking he was joking. "Yeah right. As if."

Dede was shocked at Admiral DeGill's response. "Excellent idea!"

"What!?!"

"No one would ever suspect such a nondescript who cares place." Admiral DeGill jumped up to stand on the arm of Dede's chair. "It's perfect for a temporary headquarters. Plus, I've always wanted to see Niagara falls."

Dede just looked at the fish as he smoked his pipe. "Woah, woah, woah. Wait a minute. There has to be someplace a little less complicated."

DeGill just stops blowing bubbles with his pipe. "Don't be ridiculous. Nobody would ever suspect earth."

Sparky also chimed in. "Plus they've got hotdogs."

X-5 also voiced his approval. "And it is fascinatingly primitive."

"And espresso machines!" DeGill just had to add.

"And tangy tatoe tasties!" Sparky said.

Dede just sat there and watched as Admiral DeGill and Sparky went back and forth naming all the things they wanted on earth. "This is so not good."

And off to earth they went.

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THE END

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Hope everyone liked this chapter.

I will be posting part two in a few hours.