Who's the baby now?

"I am a very wise king." The baby sized king says to his people that have gathered outside his castle. "Because I old. Very very old." The king falls asleep before waking himself up with his snore. "What was I saying?"

"So, yous thinks your so smart old guy." A new voice said making the crowd gasp. They looked over to see Infantor standing there with a new weapon. "Well, smart this." He shoots the king with this new weapon and the king turns back into a crying baby. Infantor then shot everyone that was in the crowd, turning them all into crying babies too. "Hahahahahaha, who's the baby now? That's one planet down, one hundred and thirty two thousand to go."

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It's Saturday on earth now and ever since Bob found out about the galactic guardians and begun his training, he and Dede haven't been doing what they normally would on Saturdays. Like today, Dede has been helping Bob with his training, right now they are running through the park. "If you wanna be a galactic guardian, you have to be in top physical shape."

Bob was running behind Dede, struggling as he was breathing heavily. Sparky decided to follow them, but he was riding on a skateboard instead of running. "It's all about the exercise, that's how I do it." He took a bite out of the hot dog he was eating before throwing it away. "Too cold." He took his laser gun out and shot the rest of the hot dogs that he had before eating one. "Mmmm.. toasty, just the way I like 'em."

Bob smiled at Sparky, looking at the self moving skateboard. "Cool, hey Sparky, could you get me one of those too?"

Sparky looked back at Bob as he skated in front of the sixth grader. "No problemo, I know the guy who gives out the loot. Follow me." Sparky opens a portal up as he rides into it with Bob running in after him.

Dede looked back when she didn't hear any footsteps behind her. "Where'd you go? Guy?" She stopped running when she saw the portal, she groaned and entered the portal herself. "We're training here."

When the boys entered headquarters they weren't prepared to land properly so they ended up stumbling, hitting a statue of DeGill riding a dolphin. Sparky stands up and spreads his arms out. "This is the galactic guardians hall of fame."

Bob ran around the room, looking at everything he could. "Look at all these gadgets."

Sparky walked over to Bob. "We're all about the gadgets here. That, and saving the galaxy but mostly the gadgets. I can get you some."

This excited Bob as he nodded his head, so Sparky took him to the lab where X-5 and Lapis would be. "No. Perhaps you don't understand." X-5 tried to make Sparky see the more important issue going on. "Infantor is on a criminal rampage."

Sparky just waved his concerns away. "Yeah, yeah, there's always something going on. Can't you spare one little thing for the kid."

The galactic headquarters alarms start to blare out and Admiral DeGill to call out orders. "Launch force A to defeat Infantor."

Dede fell through a portal and landed on the floor in front of the three boys. "What took you so long chief?"

Dede just glared at Sparky. "Traffic." She stood up and walked over to the older boy. "Bob? Aren't we supposed to be training?"

Sparky just shrugged. "Don't worry, we're just checking out gadgets. Every galactic guardian has gotta have a gimmick."

So Dede just stood there and watched as Bob tried a whole plethora of gadgets. From boots that were a bit tight, to gloves that were too heavy and he flat out refused the pink skirt Sparky tried to offer him. "No way, not a chance."

Sparky dropped the skirt and held out a baby rattle. "What about this? It's kind of cute." One of the Bangoons in the lab that was working with Lapis came and stole the rattle from Sparky. "Come back here with that!"

Bob went looking around at all the gadgets and managed to find a helmet that he liked. It reminded Dede of swinger girls hat really. "What do you think of this?" He tapped the hat and a laser gun came out, shooting a beam that Sparky and X-5 had to jump out of the way of.

The blast was so strong that it destroyed the wall leading to the bathroom that DeGill was shaving in. "Atomic Candy and Sparky, could I have a word with you, please."

Dede just sighed as she pushed Sparky into Admiral DeGill's office.

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In space Atomic Roger and a few other galactic guardians were heading to stop Infantor. They stopped on one of the large asteroids that Infantor was last seen and Atomic Roger got out his ship and flew down to it. "Okay little guy, you're just feeling cranky. It's time for Mr Sleepy time in Mr Prison."

Infantor popped out from behind a rock. "I'm not the baby here, you is." He shot Roger with his weapon, turning Roger into a baby.

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Dede was sitting on a fountain waiting for Sparky and Bob to be finished with their gadget hunting. She didn't have to wait long as a portal opened up above the fountain and the two boys fell into the water. Bob stood up and looked at his friend. "Dede, I need your help to become a galactic guardian. Please."

Dede looked away from her friends as a hotdog vendor was walking past, she handed him some money and was given a hotdog in exchange. I don't know Bob, I'm busy eating this hotdog." She took a bite of said hotdog.

Sparky just looked at Dede with a raised eyebrow. "Come on chief, give the kid a break." He licked his lips at the hotdog that Dede was eating. "Are you gonna finish that?"

And finish it she did, mainly to spite Sparky, before she turned to look at them. "I'll help, but you both have to be serious about the physical training. No more joking around." She didn't even get an answer as both boys were playing around in the water, splashing each other. "ATTENTION!" She screams as she jumps down from her seat, finally getting the two boys to stop playing around. "Training begins right now."

As Sparky and Bob salute to Dede, Bob accidentally hits a button that shoots the laser again, destroying part of the fountain.

And thus, Bob's training montage began. From running to seeing a baby alien be cracked from an egg that had Bob throwing up, to more running. Dede looked behind her to see how the boys were doing and glared when she saw they were on a skateboard, so she popped the wheel making them crash into a tree. Bob had to watch another egg be cracked but this alien was much bigger than the last one, it even ate Sparky who Bob had to try and help free. Bob had to run up some stairs in one go and when he did, Dede and Sparky, who were at the top, clapped for him, though there weren't many steps to climb in the first place.

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After the three got done cheering for Bob's little victory they were all teleported down to headquarters where Admiral DeGill got straight to business. "Atomic Candy, where have you been? Infantor has arrived on earth."

Dede just looked up at her commanding officer in shock. "I didn't know Infantor was on the loose."

Admiral DeGill shrugged as he removed his pipe. "Well, you were too busy with your montage. Now, stop him before the entire galaxy is sitting in diapers." Admiral DeGill was hit with something as the Varner zooms out to show that his office was full of babies. "And someone get rid of these babies!"

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Dede and Sparky rode out of a portal on their hoverboards just outside Bob's house and it seemed Bob was still getting used to how the portals worked as he ended up falling out of one, crash landing on the ground as he looked at Dede and Sparky, well tried to as he had a flamingo toy on his head. "I wanna come to. Please? Aww come on. Please, I'm ready."

Dede hovered over to him. "You can't, it's too dangerous."

This just made Bob pout as he pointed to himself. "I'm a serious crime fighter too ya know."

Dede and Sparky just laughed a little. "You have a flamingo on your head." Bob took the flamingo off. "Wait here, I won't be long."

Bob watched as Dede and Sparky took off. "I'm not waiting for anybody." He grabbed the skateboard that was in his garage and tried to follow them, only to fall down.

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Dede and Sparky arrived at the park to see Infantor standing on top of a statue. "Infantor, you must stop all this madness at once."

Infantor just laughs at Dede from his place on top of a statue of Thaddeus T. Third III. "Oh yeah? And yous gonna stop me?" He shot his weapon at the two but missed as they jumped off of the hoverboards. He then proceeded to shoot everyone that was walking in the park, turning them all into babies.

Dede saw the Infantor was distracted. "Now's my chance."

She took aim with her laser gun and shot Infantor, knocking Infantor off of the statue. "Way to go, Atomic Candy!" Dede was shocked as she turned and saw Bob skating near her. Infantor climbed back up the statue he managed to keep hold on and shot Dede while she was distracted by Bob, turning her into a baby. Bob looks down at the now crying baby Dede. "Oh, that's not good."

Infantor teleported back up to his ship, laughing. "Nothings going to stop me now."

Bob watched as Infantor flew off before he went and picked up baby Dede, trying to comfort the crying infant. "That's okay, there's lots of cool toys for kids these days."

Sparky walked over to join Bob as a Bangoon fell out of a portal next to them, the three looked at each other as another portal opened up underneath them, taking them to Admiral DeGill's office. "Atomic Candy has been turned into a baby too!" Admiral DeGill was shocked when he saw the baby Dede in Bob's arms. "What are we going to do?"

None of them were listening as Sparky was making baby Dede giggle. "Ohh, she's so cute. Who's the cutie?"

Sparky tickled baby Dede's stomach making her giggle more as X-5 watched. "Indeed, who is this attractive diminutive infant?"

Bob just smiled down at the little baby in his arms as she grabbed onto Sparky's finger, nearly crushing it. "Strong, isn't she?"

Lapis came running over with the rattle that Sparky was playing with earlier in her mouth. She jumped up to Bob's shoulder and dropped the toy down to baby Dede, who let go of Sparky's finger to play with the toy instead. "There you are chief, you like that better than my finger."

Admiral DeGill paced his office as he looked around at the chaos. "Infantor will never stop until he's the oldest being in the galaxy. This calls for a full out assault!"

Bob looked up at DeGill in excitement. "Does that mean me too?"

Admiral DeGill looked around at all the babies surrounding him as he shrugged and turned back to Bob. "Why not? You want to be a galactic guardian, don't you?"

Bob goes to salute but he hits the bottom again, destroying Admiral DeGill's desk. "Stop touching your hat!" DeGoll shouts have just dodged the blast. Bob blushes in embarrassment as he holds baby Dede closer.

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Back on the surface Infantor was still turning any living thing he saw into babies. "Surrender Infantor!"

Infantor looked around for this new voice and saw Admiral DeGill, Sparky, Lapis, X-5, Bob, who was still holding baby Dede and a bunch of other galactic guardians that had been turned into babies already."Nice entrance loser heroes." Infantor laughed as he aimed his weapon at them. "Now surround this."

He shot his weapon at them hitting Lapis, Sparky, Admiral DeGill and X-5. X-5 turning into a toaster. Bob quickly fled, not wanting to be turned into a baby and hid behind a bench, scared as he was now alone. "Remember the training, remember the training. What's… what to do? Eat an egg? No! I need some help here!"

The baby galactic guardians heard him and started to throw all their toys at Infantor, making him stop shooting as they hit him. Baby Dede shook the rattle she was holding and sent a laser blast that hit his ship. Bob looks down at baby Dede in his arms and gets an idea, he starts to shoot lasers from his hat with her, until it seems his hat ran out of juice. Infantor laughed when he saw they weren't shooting anymore and aimed his weapon at Bob. Bob jumped down from the bench and ran over to the baby guardians. "Babies, attack! Operation; smelly!" All the baby guardians took off their nappies and threw them at Infantor. "There's no escape you tyrant tyke."

Baby Dede somehow got a slingshot and shot the rattle she was playing with at Infantor, knocking his weapon out of his hand, making him cry. "That's not fair!" The weapon landed on the ground, breaking into pieces.

Everyone that was turned into a baby was now transformed back into their original age. Including Dede who was still in Bob's arms. The two blushed as Bob sets her down gently.

Dede clears her throat before she looks up as she hears Infantor start his ship's engines. She used the rope from her bracelet to grab onto him just as his ship rockets forward, sending him flying out. Dede uses her jetpack to fly up and grab Infantor, setting him down in front of X-5 who was holding a pair of handcuffs. "Hey, careful with them cuffs. You ain't seen the last of me!"

Dede just ignored Infantor as she opened a portal underneath them all, transporting them all to headquarters.

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Bob was practically vibrating in excitement as he stood in front of DeGill's desk, dressed in his new cadet uniform. "Bob." DeGill started. "Do you understand what it means to be a galactic guardian?"

Bob was so busy playing with his new helmet that he wasn't paying much attention, he pressed one of the buttons and a visar lowered over his eyes. "I…. Think so? I did save Dede, and she's a guardian."

Admiral just looks at Bob unimpressed. "Yes, but you're the one that got her into trouble in the first place." This made Bob just laugh nervously. "Still, your heart was in the right place and for that, a little something." Admiral DeGill snapped his fin and two rockettes walked over. "I award you with an official galactic guardians yellow, that means learners, belt. Well done!"

Bob took the yellow belt, grinning like mad. "Thank you sir!" Dede and X-5 clapped from behind him. "And thank you Dede, I couldn't have done it without you. And Sparky, where is he? He's not a baby still, is he?"

X-5 was the one to answer this. "No! But I'm afraid his period of adjustment is taking longer than most."

They all went into Sparky's room and saw he was blasting a bunch of hotdogs with his laser, still wearing a baby bonnet, before he dived into the pile of food. Dede sniffed the room and gagged. "Ahhh, well he still smells like a baby!" They all plugged their noses as Sparky cried.

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A little teasing!

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Dede groaned as she flopped down on her bed. "Man, what an exhausting day!"

Lapis had a big smirk on her face as she jumped up to join Dede on her bed. "I'd assume you'd have enjoyed today." Dede turns her head to look at her canine companion, confused. "You got to spend a good few hours in Bob's arms." Dede's whole face erupted into a deep blush as Lapis burst out laughing.

Dede grabbed one of her pillows and threw it at Lapis, knocking her off the bed, but that didn't stop her laughing, if anything it made her laugh more. Dede grabbed her other pillow and buried her face in it, screaming her embarrassment out.

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THE END!

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