Original Posted On May 8, 2024
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Responses:
Silvanium: Yes.
Gamelover41592: Yeah, DHORKS ruined it.
Dktv9: There will be Blood.
Calderoneric758: I like the vibrator idea for Naruto's artificial arm. Maybe…
MEATBICYCLE: Ora, ora, ora, ora, ORA! That actually happened to a classmate of mine in high school, and all he was scared about was getting stitches. Yeah, Gaara and Shino can't talk, or else those seals will activate. We shall see.
DireWolf1412: We shall see.
StrongGuy159: To prove demons exist.
Bednarczykmiki: Because he was there, thus knew about demons.
CeeThaKing: Yes.
Ravage88atlas: Shenanigans will ensue.
Guest: Now, that would be interesting. Naruto know Agents 1 and 2 via the orphanage.
Jebest4781: We shall see.
MEATBICYCLE: (Chuckle)
Guest: Shenanigans.
Nicholas: They just arrived.
Reggad the Knife: *Verosika and Loona holding crop whips, glaring at you*
Fenris Silverblood: He will. Violently.
Ice: It actually is too much to ask for.
MichaelTheFox: That's the idea!
ShadowBloodedge9396: Kurama is the worst, and her abusing Tamamo is the worst crime she has committed, we must protect the baby fox child! WHOSE WITH ME! That is why Naruto's TDF is hard for him to use, he still sees himself as a human, even after nearly 2 years of being a Lycan-Turned. Yes, I will. Yeah, Naruto can't catch a break.
Sniperbro1998: Yep! … Hm… HEY, should Bee be the one to save Naruto and Comp, or should it stay Stolas! Tamamo was born into a personal Hell.
MisterWriter1994: You'll see where Naruto sent Fuu and Andy. We shall see what happens to DHORKS. Naruto and Verosika have plans to go visit Ozzie for the Sin to get measurements, but that got interrupted by DHORKS.
Yami Luna Kitsune: Basically. Karma bites all its bitches, Kurama and Hinata are on the top of her list. Yep, the cashier is much older, so she has seen and done a lot of shit, so a surprise nipple suck from a baby doesn't phase her. Thank you, had a lot of fun drawing the Family Portrait.
StarDustDragonknight: Yeah, they ruined it. Thank you.
R'ley: Eventually.
Guest: Who do you suggest should get DMC 4 Lucifer?
Talon: That is a good one.
Rejectedfish05: It will be a bloodbath.
DaftMerc39: Yeah, Tamamo's life SUCKS. Yeah, he really should have stayed home. IF I had remembered Ryo-Ohki, I would have, and Courage would have competition as Andromeda's favorite toy. Yeah, it's Issei. What about Shino? This is the Way. Thank you, glad you like the art. I'll check it out.
Hellhammer: The Dark Side.
Blizzard: Same.
Chillman22: Interesting choices.
Six: Sadly, never played DMC. Yes, Vibration function. Kurama wants all of that. Ooh… hm… Alastor fighting DHORKS? Hm…
Snufkin: They did.
Marshman101: Thank you, and yes, Andy is a pervy baby.
PLEASE READ: I feel like Kurama would respect Verosika's 'I am pregnant, yet keeping family hidden' as she understands how some people will use them against her.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 102: No Selling Danger
Sloth Ring…
Hinata and Kiba were walking out of the clinic, the former having stiches and bandages across her face from her most recent sneeze-induced injury.
"The fact this happened is just… asinine." Kiba bluntly repeated for the umpteenth time that day since his girlfriend's injury. "Like… this HAS to be karma for what we did a few days ago."
Hinata's cute bunny nose twitched as she scowled.
Flashback…
Disguised as humans, Hinata and Kiba walked through town, smiling and happy to be back in their hometowns.
However, Hinata's hidden bunny ears twitched as she heard something peculiar.
"… truth about demon kind existence…" a female voice whispered.
She turned and saw two people in black suits, one male, one female.
'MIB?' She thought as she edged closer, focusing on their conversation.
"… proof of them being real or else our department is going to be terminated… you hear me… TERMINATED" the male said as Hinata closed in, a sinister smirk smeared across her face.
"Excuse me… I couldn't help but hear your conversation," Hinata said as she got death glares from the two beings. "but if you want to see demons and prove their existence…" Hinata smirked. "Then you are gonna want to find three people called Shino Auburame, Gaara Sabaku, and Fuu Kabutomu…"
Flashback End…
"I don't believe in Karma…" Hinata snipped as she flagged a cab.
They got in, returning to the Pride Ring with little to no problems.
Human World, DHORK HQ…
"WHICH ONE OF YOU KNOWS HOW TO SUMMON DEMONS!" Agent #1 demanded as he and his partner, Agent #2, looked at their captives.
They were sitting in chairs within a cell.
Their ankles and arms chained to them, with Naruto needed to be tied directly due to his missing limb.
"Demons?" Naruto asked in confusion.
"Demons?" Shino asked, glancing at Naruto, who looked back, before Shino turned to Gaara.
"Demons?" Gaara pondered as he looked at Shino, then back to Naruto.
The three turned to the agents.
"Demons don't exist, why do you think we can summon them?" They asked in PERFECT unison, tilting their heads with dull expressions that didn't sell the danger they were in.
Agent 1 was FUMING.
'They aren't taking this seriously…' He thought as he mentally gnawed on his nails.
He was desperate.
DHORKS would be shut down unless they proved they were necessary.
And this was their time to do just that.
'But if that young woman's intel was wrong, then we just kidnapped regular citizens…' Agent 1 thought, trembling in anger as Agent 2 gave him some coffee.
"Say, did you see their weapons as we were dragged in?" Naruto asked, trying not to show his smirk or snicker.
"You mean the katanas, the sais, and the kusarigama?" Shino inquired, earning a head nod from Naruto, and a chuckle from Gaara, much to Agent 1 and 2's annoyance.
"Oh, I get it." Gaara exclaimed. "Those guys are fans…"
"Fans?" Shino chuckled.
Gaara sarcastically turned to face 1 and 2.
"You're fans. You know, just because you guys have the hots for demons, or Cristina Vee or Trevol Devall," Gaara rolled his eyes. "Just because you know everything about them doesn't mean you actually know them."
"Or that they exist." Naruto added.
"Oof, that's cold, Naruto." Shino snorted.
"We know demons exist, but we need to prove…"
"Woah, woah, I'm just saying man, I mean, how come you are government secret agents… but they only equipped you with Feudal Japanese weaponry?" Shino interrupted, sounding offended and put off. "You guys are just weeaboos…"
"WE AREN'T WEEABOOS!" Agent 1 bellowed.
"Besides…" Agent 2 added, doing her best to keep Agent 1 restrained, which made their captives chuckle. "It's not our fault of the government decided to choose DUMB for their research into UFO's and aliens. Can't they get it alien's aren't real, unlike demons."
Gaara hm'd for a second.
"Well, that blows for you then." Gaara responded. "You got passed over… for aliens."
A vein had formed on Agent 1's forehead.
"Yeah," Naruto said before his eyes widened, a toothy grin on his face. "You guys were SOOOO close to being something serious… but then you guys get kicked downstairs."
"Sucks to be you." Shino added, making the three of them laugh.
"I am going to kill them…" Agent 1 said as he turned to Agent 2, who was shaking her head as she put her hand supportively on his shoulder. "I am going to kill them!"
"No…"
"I am!" He grunted as the door opened.
"Sir," another agent said as they approached them. "We have spotted two more demons, two red possums…"
?...
"And that's that." Blitz said as he put the smoking Jackal in its holdster, reaching for his phone to call Loona at the office.
"Sir… I think…"
Blitz turned in time to see Moxxie being grabbed by a human, dragged into an alley.
"MOXX…"
Blitz was grabbed and gagged via sock in his mouth before being restrained as he was dragged into the alley, seeing Moxxie struggle.
The two demons struggled to escape as the humans threw them in a car and drove off.
Meanwhile, Hell, Pride Ring, DFS…
Fuu frantically looked around, out the windows, and tried to keep Andromeda calm, but the baby was crying, being rocked in the arms of the human.
Naruto had pushed her through some portal an hour or so prior, and during that time, Fuu had put together two things.
She was in Hell.
She needed to stay put in the building she was in, or else she would be murdered because HUMANS WEREN'T ALLOWED IN HELL!
She continued to rock Andromeda, looking for something to help, but her eyes landed on a photo.
It was of Naruto, Verosika, Loona, and Andromeda.
'So… is this Naruto's house?' Fuu thought as she saw other photos, seeing the demons she had met on Silicone Shores.
Shaking her head, Fuu walked around, and eventually saw a map of the building next to the elevator.
Top Floor was marked.
Naruto, Loona, Verosika, Andromeda's Room
The Floor under that:
Moxxie and Millie's Room.
The one under that.
Blitz's Room.
Fuu looked and saw the one labeled kitchen, and opened the elevator, hitting the button that leads to the kitchen.
Andromeda slowly but surely during the small journey calmed down, clinging to the Human as if her small life depended on it.
"Are you hungry?" Fuu asked Andromeda, whose tiny ears perked up. "You must be hungry after all that crying, right?"
Andromeda calmed further as she saw familiar settings, Fuu, meanwhile cautiously looking around for baby formula while holding the babe.
Finding it in a cabinet labeled 'Baby Food' and a bottle, Fuu put Andromeda in a high chair and prepared the milk.
Fuu poured some on her wrist, feeling the temperature.
"A little cold, but it should do…" Fuu mumbled as she sat at the table, pulling Andromeda from her highchair and holding the bottle.
Admiration filled the baby's eyes as she stared into Fuu's eyes while she suckled the baby bottle.
A wave of calm and relief washed over Fuu, who slumped slightly.
'Okay, and with the elevator map, her bedroom is on the top floor…' Fuu thought as she rocked back and forth in the chair. 'So, if and when something happens, I can look for the supplies upstairs.'
The Human and Hound Pup continued to bond.
IMP HQ Building, Roof Top…
"… I've been basically running the place solo!" Sallie May exclaimed, her hands thrusting downward as she grit her teeth at her sister.
Millie took a painful step backwards, her face contorted in confusion and hurt with a smidge of regret.
Sallie May's expression softened before she sighed.
"Honestly Mills…" Sallie May mumbled as she walked to the railing, the wind gently blowing her hair. "Today was great… Better than great… It reminded me of how we were like this damn near every day before you left."
Her head tilted in sadness.
"I hate to think it will be even longer again before we see each other…" Sallie May slumped slightly as she looked outward to the city, taking it in.
She really understood how and why Millie chose to stay, but it still hurt.
The sense of abandonment when she needed her sister the most… was painful.
Millie approached, initially slowly, but pushed forward.
"Yeah…" She said, getting close to Sallie May, leaning in, head on her shoulder. "I miss that too…"
The sisters smile, pressing their heads together before separating.
"There is ALWAYS room in my life for my sister, Sallie May." Millie told her, looking Sallie May in the eye, before turning away in regret. "I'm sorry I haven't been back home as much as I like, I'll try harder…"
Millie hoisted herself onto the railing, looking Sallie May in the eyes again.
"You know, the boys are older now…" Millie said in an informative, yet comforting way. "Ma and daddy got plenty of extra hands at the ranch, you could come over and visit more often too."
Millie said with a hopeful smile, wanting her sister to not turn away.
Sallie May jumped onto the railing, smiling.
"I think I'd like that…" Sallie May said with sincerity, her smile faltering slightly. "Though… I need to apologize."
"For what?" Millie quirked an eyebrow.
"To my nephew, for my behavior when we met on his birthday…" Sallie May blushed in true embarrassment. "And then blowing him when his hound wife was pregnant…"
"Ah, right…"
Millie and Sallie May stared off into the distance in a mild awkwardness, until a mischievous smirk appeared on Millie's face before belting Sallie May in the arm.
"OW!"
Millie chuckled as she jumped off the railing back onto the roof.
Sallie May laughed, grabbing the bottle she had and smashing it.
The two sisters attacked each other, laughing the entire time, just like in the old days before Millie came to the Pride Ring.
Forty Minute's Later…
"You two did a real number on each other." Loona joked, looking in the rearview mirror of the Hell-mer.
Millie and Sallie May (Who was going to be spending the night at DFS) were… injured… no, that is to light, they were FUCKED.
Bandages and casts.
"Yeah," Sallie May said as she leaned into Millie, who purred in her sisters embrace. "We FUCKED each other up."
"That we did." Millie said in agreement. "So, what movie ya wanna watch when we get back home?"
"First, I'm apologizing to Naruto for the blowjob…"
The Hell-mer stopped suddenly.
"Oh, right…" Loona said in a dark tone. "You gave my husband… YOUR nephew… a blow job…"
Sallie May grew up in Wrath.
She feared very little… but an Angry Wife/Mother… she feared this.
"I… I'm sorry…"
Loona snarled a bit, before she rolled her eyes and continued driving.
"Forgiven." She grumbled.
She wasn't going to ruin her mother-in-law's day with her aunt-in-law.
"When we get home, we are going to watch Goth Holocaust." Loona told the sisters.
Sallie May and Millie rolled their eyes.
"Sure." They said in agreement, not going to argue with their driver.
Meanwhile…
Agent 1 and 2 walked, fellow agents dragging Moxxie and Blitz, who were tied to chairs, toward the cells.
"Wait… you here that?" one agent asked, causing movement to come to a halt.
"Yeah…" Agent 2 said as she perked her ears up.
"And it sounds like…" Agent 1 said with a scowl as they opened the doors, showing Blitz and Moxxie the capture Naruto, Shino, and Gaara. "Singing…."
Gaara and Shino were vocalizing the music as Naruto sang.
"~Ooh, ooh
Ooh
Ooh, uh huh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh
Ooh, uh huh
And I try
Oh my God, do I try
I try all the time
In this institution
And I pray
Oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day
For revolution
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out, what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little pecul…~"
Agent 1 kicked the cell door, startling the three younger men.
"Jesus fuck dude, if you didn't like the music…" naruto snarkily retorted. "You could have asked us to sing another song."
"Yeah, douchebag, we take requests." Gaara smugly continued.
"We can do any genre, come on, give us a suggestion." Shino concluded.
Steam boiled out from Agen 1 as 2 tried to keep him calm while Blitz and Moxxie were thrown in the nearby cell.
'Oh… OH FUCK, they got dad and Blitz.' Naruto thought as he rolled a D20 to make sure he didn't show anything on his face.
He rolled…
Natural 20.
Nothing on Naruto's face showed he knew anything.
Gaara and Shino did too.
"So, you three…" Agent 1 snarled as he put his hands together, trying to be… civil. "DO you recognize these three?"
"No?" Naruto replied dully.
"Who are they?" Gaara asked with a head tilt.
"How dare you." Shino accused.
"How dare what?"
"You paint midgets red and put costumes on them to fake real demons?" Shino continued, making Agent 1's polite façade crack further.
'Why are they…' A lightbulb went off above Moxxie's head. 'Good idea, boys. Pretend to not know us, and then have them release you, that way we can get back up.'
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, NARUTO!" Blitz shouted. "YOU'RE MY SON-IN-LAW, DON'T YOU DARE PRETEND YOU ARE ASHAMED OF THAT FACT!"
If Moxxie, Gaara, Naruto, and Shino could, they would have ALL FACE PALMED at how stupid Blitz was as Agent 1 and 2 gained sinister smirks.
"Son-in-law? So, you know him?" Agent 1 said as he leaned into Naruto's face.
"Awe, well, it was fun while it lasted." Naruto sarcastically retorted, sending an angry glare at his father-in-law before undoing his human disguise.
Agent 1 and 2 gasped at Naruto's lycan form.
"So cute!" Agent 2 shouted as she hugged Naruto, her face in the nape of his neck, which irked him severely into anger.
'Only Loona and Verosika are allowed to… to…' Naruto's thoughts lulled slightly as Agent 2 petted and ran her hands through his fur.
It felt really nice.
"I will name you George, I will hug you and pet you and squeeze you…" Agent 2 squeezed Naruto's throat, earning a growl. "And I will bathe you…"
Agent 1 grabbed, then yanked his fellow agent away from the Lycan, whose face yelled 'MURDER FUCK'.
"Agent, get ahold of yourself and your Looney Tuney behavior." Agent 1 scolded.
"You're right, I just love dogs." Agent 2 mumbled in shame.
"Well, these two are humans I brainwashed, so you can let them go." Naruto implied, wanting his friends to not get involved with these lunatics.
A few agents grabbed Shino and Gaara, taking them elsewhere as Naruto was put in the same cell as Blitz and Moxxie.
"Way to go, Blitz." Naruto grumbled, the three of them sitting back-to-back to back with each other.
"So, you demons like playing hard to get~" Agent 2 said coyly as she and agent 1 removed themselves from the room, entering a safe room with a one-way mirror.
"Then let's see how you like this." Agent 1 finished as he hit a button.
Within the sealed off room, gas began to funnel into the room.
"Uh-oh…" Moxxie said nervously as the gas began to get thicker as it filled the room.
"I blame you for this." Blitz said as he glared at Naruto.
"Oh, go fuck yourself, Blitz." Naruto snapped as the gas encompassed the three demons.
Pride Ring, DFS…
"Huh…" Loona sounded as she took notice of the kitchen lights being the only lights on.
"What?" Sallie May asked her as she grabbed her suitcase as Millie closed the trunk.
"Nothing… just…"
"Oh, thank fuck…"
The three women turned and looked upward to see Fuu sticking her head out of the kitchen window.
"Who the fuck is…" Sallie May started to say before Millie and Loona covered her eyes.
"FUU!" Loona yelled through her teeth. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
"Uh… you guys have a human here…" Sallie May said, irritated Loona and Millie were obscuring her eyesight. "Don't worry, I won't tell."
She crossed her hand over her heart.
"Okay…" Millie said in concern because there should be NO way Fuu should be in Hell.
The trio entered the house, going up to the kitchen, and saw Fuu with Andromeda, whose eyes lit up when she saw her mother.
"Fuu, what is going on?" Millie asked.
Fuu sat down, unsure how to explain what had happened earlier that day.
She had been in Hell, specifically, the studio, for the majority of the day, and so she had a few concerns.
"Well… it's a story…" She said in an attempt to make a joke.
It fell flat.
"Alright, don't twist my arm." Fuu said as she began to explain what happened.
Fifteen Minutes Later…
'Good, they are back.' Verosika thought as she got out of her car.
"NARUTO, SHINO, AND GAARA GOT KIDNAPPED BY SOME MIB WANNA-FUCKS!" Verosika heard be shouted from the kitchen.
"The fuck?" Verosika questioned as she entered her home.
Upon entering the kitchen, Verosika saw Millie fuming with Sallie May, Loona shaking violently as Fuu trembled.
"Wait, why are you here?" Verosika asked in utter confusion. "Humans aren't allowed in Hell."
"Let me explain…" Fuu mumbled, knowing it was going to end only one way.
Fifteen Minutes Later…
"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Verosika screamed as she choked Fuu.
"HARDER!" Fuu squeaked through her windpipe.
A normal being would have panicked and been disturbed at the blatant awaken of a sexual sort, but Verosika only increased her grip, just like Fuu asked.
"HOW COULD YOU JUST LET THESE BAST-ITCHES TAKE OUR MAN AND YOURS AND GAARA!" Verosika screamed as Fuu's tan skin continued to go into the red.
Millie and Loona pulled Verosika's hands off of Fuu, allowing her to gasp for air.
"Better… question…" Fuu choked, rubbing her throat. "How are we going… to save them… and where are Blitz and Moxxie? We could use their help."
Chapter 102, DONE!
Fuu's got a point, what will they do now?
The song Naruto, Shino, and Gaara are singing/humming is What's Up by 4-Non Blondes.
Agent 2's sentence when she hugged Naruto is from the Abominable Snowman from Looney Tunes, look it up on Youtube.
I wonder what Naruto will see when the gas starts to take affect.
New art on Boo1194 art page.
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