Chapter 1:
Professor Jameson Hyde White was running through the halls of this castle in Coolsville, trying to find a way out. He keeps searching for an exit, but he hasn't found it yet. Something is stalking him. He then finds a window.
"You're not going to jump, are you?" The Professor turns around and sees what it is he's running from. "It's a long way down!" The Professor tries to jump, but the figure grabs him. "Come now, Professor, did you really think you could escape from the Black Knight that easily?" The Black Knight then drags the Professor away.
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Shaggy Rogers has entered Coolsville High. "Like, here we go again." He starts walking, but stops when he gets a smell and starts sniffing around and everyone sees him. "Oh, guess it's me…" He then realizes everyone was staring. "Zoinks?" Everyone then looks away. They all see him as a weirdo, so they tend to ignore him. "Guess I should be glad they don't make fun of me." Shaggy then walks.
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Fred Jones is a non-binary student who's always reading detective novels. They hope to be a detective one day. They then stop and see Daphne Blake, the most popular girl in school. Fred's always had a thing for her, but because they got distracted, they bumped into Shaggy. "Sorry," says Fred, "you new here?"
"No, I'm Shaggy Rogers. We've been going to the same school since we kindergarten," says Shaggy, "I'm the kid who poured chocolate on all his foods!"
"Oh, right," says Fred, "sorry!"
"It's cool," says Shaggy, "I'm used to this. Well, gotta go."
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Shaggy then finds Velma Dinkley. "Hey, you're like, the smart girl, right," asks Shaggy.
Velma was reading a book about physics. "Yes," says Velma.
"Laws of Physics," asks Shaggy, "so, if we break those laws, will the physics police be mad?" Shaggy laughs.
"Jinkies, that's bad," says Velma.
"Hey, I say weird words too," says Shaggy.
"You should know that I'm a lesbian," says Velma.
"Huh…" Shaggy then realizes. "No, I wasn't trying to make pick-up lines! I was just trying to make conversation and thought it was funny you say 'jinkies' and I say 'zoinks' and now I'm going to walk away before I make this any weirder!" Shaggy then does so.
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Shaggy's alone. "What I wouldn't give for a friend who'd understand me," says Shaggy.
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Professor Hyde White's locked in a dungeon. He then hears something. "Is anyone there?" Then a stray great dane comes. "You there! Come here, boy!" The dog then approaches him. "I need you to get help! Do you understand?"
"Ro roblem!"
That catches Professor Hyde White off guard. "Did… that sounded… say 'Rumplestiltskin'!"
"Rumplestiltskin!"
"Incredible," says Prof. Hyde White, "but I'll worry about that later! Go find help! Find the sheriff, the news, anyone! Just stay away from…"
The Black Knight's about to enter, so the dog quickly leaves. "Who were you talking to?"
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The dog was looking for anyone that could help.