Today Will be different instead of Focusing on the main cast The d-team and Tennyson Family we are focusing on Basic training of the plumbers were our members were Rook, Rosemary and Alex. Alex looked at Rosemary as she said, " Okay Ah's here because they found out I wasn't in the union with my farmer and Now Ah's need paper work to continue growing my space fruit." Rook comment, " It is most impressive you got it almost as good as my home planet. " The therapist sighed saying, "I forgot to renew my paper work now I need at least a D here to be reinstated, My daughter has to eat man." She shrugged, "And supers need therapy most of all."
That's when Magister Hulka walked in and looked at them Sniffing Rook and Alex, "Farmers..." he then saw Rose and blinked, " you let your paper work expire again didn't you woman?" he nodded, "I am getting sick of seeing you woman! This is basically a waste of time you just need to pass one trail and it's over for you, you are good! You are wasting my time , Monkey on paying for a cadet that should be here but basically isn't! This is a waste of county Woman!" he barked pointing at her, " ... Worst of all you are putting your child's safety at risk with this forgetfulness."
Hulka then pointed to Alex, "you think because you got a Tennyson cousin you hot shit, you will get no special treatment mermaid." he then looked to Brook and said, " And you...I honestly didn't know your people had space travel... I mean you got not sign of it, no satellites, no moon landing no probe, I thought your world was Amish planet to use a Human term." Rook blinked and said, "I am aware of this title My world has sir." The Sargent then said one thing, " Good I am not the only one I was worried I offended." Rook said one thing, " Sir I take no offense as we say the same thing Sir. Our tech is repressed by religion that is dying because of the knowledge suppression...It is basically the end of the earth period known as the dark ages, were people stopped going to the church as they kept killing the smart people and no one wanted to be dumb."
Alex spoke up, " It wasn't till the 1990s that the church admitted yeah earth isn't the center to ad to that." She said smirking. Hulka crossed his arms and said this, "Well now...That is a fucked event and I am horrified it has happened on more then one planet were people use the rule book to commit murder, hate, and justify wars, while oppressing people...It's the opposite a rule book is written for!" he said turning to the rest to get ready for the day, "Okay enough pleasant talk My joke is to break you! to make you all so score tired and weak the ones who's hearts in it quit. meaning I am payed to be as horrible as possible. Remember it's nothing personal it's no hard feelings and like Most people I HATE MY JOB UNDERSTOOD?" They nodded.
Standard shit running obstetrical, while Hulka was throwing cream pies, he said, " THE PIES ARE MADE WITH A SKIN IRRITATING CHEMICAL, WE CHECKED IT'S NOT DANGEROUS TO ANY OF YOU! IT WILL JUST MAKE YOUR SKIN RED AND SORE! WELL SKINS! ENJOY THE ITCH!" He said screaming as he looked away crying, " I fucking hate my job man!" he said sniffling, while throwing pies.
Next was holding the bar as long as possible while hanging. He head a feather and would go and tickle them to make them fall, and who ever fall had to go go in a dirty outhouse for an hour. " We have not clean those out houses since the atomic spoiled milk event of one hundred years ago, That spoiled milk shit spray has been getting ripe for one hundred years." They all turned green, " It can gag a Stinkfly...YES BEN'S ALIEN NAMES HAVE BECOME SLANG DEAL WITH IT MAGGOTS!...NO OFFENSE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INSECTS!"
They kept it up and to his shock no one dropped out today but many were vomiting from the outhouses. " This is the last year we can use those things for the record." he walked looking at Rook panting, "You sir! I thought your sensitive kitty cat nose would have doomed you." Rook gagged and said this, " I used my underpants as a make shift gas mask sir. Luckily I vomited in to them so I could choke the outhouse stink with the smell of my own ass and vomit." Hulka gave him a medal, "Improvising medal for you! GOOD FOR YOU , YOU HAVE A BRAIN PRETTY KITTY BOY!...YES I AM GAY DEAL WITH IT! I AM ALSO A SINGLE FATHER TO AN ADOPTED SON WHO I CARE ABOUT AND LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART! SAID SON IS BROKEN AS I FOUND HIM WHILE WORKING IN THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT! HOW CAN SOMEONE DO THAT SHIT TO THE LIFE THEY CREATED!?" he cried looking away. Everyone was pale, "I AM TOUGH AS NAILS FOR HIM! HE IS WHY I DO THIS SHIT! WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS SHIT PEOPLE!?" he pointed asking " COME ON ANSWER ME!? WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS SHIT!"
Alex got up saluting, "I WANT TO HELP PROTECT MY FAMILY AND IMPROVE THE UNIVERSE BY FINALLY MAKING THOSE DARN SPACE FRUITS FORM ROOKS PLANET GROW O FF IT PERFECTLY! TO PROVE TO MY FATHER WOMEN AREN'T USELESS AND BE A GREAT HELP TO MY FAMILY!" She said saluting happily, " THAT'S WHY I WANT TO DO THIS SHIT SIR!"
The magister pointed to her, "That is a fine answer Madame! a real fine answer!" he pointed to Rose, "I know you want to help those who help others, by the way hurry up and get reinstated My son needs his therapist!...HE WAS ONLY A CHILD!" he cried sniffling, "My baby boy...Not even smashing all those sickos skulls could heal him, It made him smile and me smile, but horrible people getting the death penalty doesn't undo the hurt or destroy lives!"
Rook gagged and said this, " sir I want to be the first of my people to step food on another world, to end the church's power over us, by being on another world an act they view as a sin and they can not do anything about it as my badge will make me above their laws. It is to the point I am in life threatening danger just being on this space station sir. I am risking my life chasing the dream of my grandfather who the church took away." he got up pointing, "Not that their is anything wrong with Church Just the one on my planet has gone evil and made our planet a tyrannical Theocracy. If I become a red spot I can legally report What I have seen and recorded, To finally topple it by being free for once in my life." he held his chest. Hulka sniffled wiping a tear, " That was beautiful son."
the drill Sargent looked around, " ANYONE ELSE GOT A GOOD REASON?" No one said anything, "Well then DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY PUSH UPS!" They got to it. he walked around and said this, "Again sorry, but this is my job if you meet me off hours you will find me a different person. I mean I hate doing this, I would rather be cuddling my son, or baking him cookies , and cradling him when he wakes up from one of his nightmares." he sighed, "BUT TO DO ALL THAT AND TAKE CARE OF HIM I HAVE TO DO THIS SO WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!"
Alex doing push ups said, " you sound like an amazing parent Sir!" The boss looked down, "Thank you very much Madame." he pulled out a locket and sniffled and held it, "he just got enough comfortable to finally call me dad a week ago..." he held it, "I had him for two years and he finally said he loves me his daddy.." he sniffled and cried, "AND NOW I AM HERE INSTEAD OF THEIR!"
A random guy said this, "Oh I hear you my kid finally is talking his first word was Daddy, but I am here to get the money to give him a better future, and arrest that abusive teacher that tortured my generation before she gets her hands on his...I have the proof but our local sheriff is dirty , he won't submit it So I got's to do it...That's right I am doing this so I can turn in paper work, pales to overthrow tyrant government." he bitched. Hulka pointed and said, " yes it pales but still good goal do not quit or beat yourself up , You got to do this for your baby!"
when basic training was over with Hulka was handing degrees to them, he said to The random guy, " Go save your son Officer!" He then handed Rose her's "Welcome back now book my son' an appointment for next week over space video chat of your choice!" he pointed Rose saluting, Then came Alex, he handed it, "Go space farm support unit member Alex! Go help the world!" Rook got his and said, "you want active service you need advance training, and schooling degrees, so Sorry sir this is only one third the way for you! However it's still an important milestone future officer Rook Blonko." They all Saluted.
Hulka then spoke up and said this, "Now we are done here. I am going home! I am going home, I am going to play some classic music , pick up some pizza for dinner hug my son, tuck him in to bed then have a nice bubble bath and hopefully wake up to good weather to take him for a picnic in the park tomorrow, to get him socializing with other's his own age group again." he saluted, "Goodbye And sorry for breaking out the stink bombs, but simulations of gas weapons requires a non-harmful gas weapon. I know it stunk to high heavens." he turned to leave as they got back on the space version of buses.
Once on their Rose sighed and said this, "he is a complicated Guy isn't he? " Alex nodded, rook waved goodbye and spoke to Alex, "If we ever the meet again I would like to talk farming with you Alex, in person not just over the network." Alex smiled and said, "I would like that Rook goodluck getting your paper work to be above it to start your rebellion to end the Tyrant church that is killing your people and oppressing them." he nodded saying, "Thank you." Rose smirked and had the shipping goggles on their.
Well That was the chapter No transformations no Dinosaurs Just two Ocs and Two aliens, well three with the random guy, but yes hope you enjoyed this