The whole Loud siblings were really scared at what was about to happen. "Look, Mr and Miss..." Lincoln tried to figure out their names.

"you can just call us One and Two." said the male agent

"And sure, the name of our badass organisation." The female agent pointed, "sounds goofy in short, but the long name means... gah, that's not really important right now. What is important is that: there have been some readings of demon energy or aura coming from this household."

"That's right." Said Agent One with his arms crossed.

"Do you even have any proof?" Said Lola

"Of course, little lady." One pointed. "Our device here gave us the maximum demon aura right from this house. Radars and technology never lie."

"if only that was true, my demon-fixated friends." said Lisa. "I am afraid you are wasting your time. There are no demons or demonic energy within this household whatsoever."

Still not buying it, the female agent said: "if that's true, then how do you explain the spooky yet adorable one over there, Little Einstein?"

"You mean me?" said Lucy.

"Yes. You." Said Agent One in a curt voice. "By the looks of your Goth appearance, you look like someone who get affiliated with demons so much."

They walked up to her and got a closer look at her.

"Leave Lucy alone!" Said Lana

"Lucy, huh?" Said the female agent. "Kinda sounds like a female bame for Lucifer if you ask me. What kind of egg is your favorite?"

"Smiley-faced." Lucy lied with an unctuous grin.

"Smiley-faced?" Said the second-eldest sister. "I thought your favorite was deviled eggs?"

"Leni!" Her siblings scolded her.

"What? That's her favorite kind of egg." Her usual naïveté made her siblings facepalm once more.

"Aha! So you are hiding something." Said Agent One

"Nope. We're just a normal family having a nornal lifestyle." Lincoln pointed. "Besides, you don't have a warrant to search the house."

"Oh ho, sweetie," Agent Two wrapped her ledt arn around his shoulders, "we're demon hubting agents, not police or Special ops. We don't need a warrant."

"Though where are your parents?" The male agent couldn't help but wonder.

"They're in Haiti for a week, Dude." Said Luna.

"Haiti? What are they doing there?"

"One, don't be racist." Said the female agent

"I'm not being racist, i'm saying it like that because the country is a mess."

"Our mom's a reporter and she's taking a look at the gang violence there." Lori pointed.

"Ah. That makes sense." The male agent realized. "Look, we'll just cut to the chase." Agent One pulled out some photos that made Lincoln and the Sister's eyes run cold. Five pictures of showing Moxxie, Millie, Loona, and Blitzo killing a bunch of other D.H.O.R.K.S agents in a very brutal way. Another one showed Stolas in his full-demon form as well. "Do you know anything about these guys?"

This was bad. Very very bad. The kid's demon friends have had a run-in with these demon hunters before and if these two find out that they have been associating with them, then they would probably get taken away for some experimentation by these fucking psychotic weirdos. On top of that; their demon friends will be in danger and expose the world of Hell to the rest of the Human World.

Silent after almost a minute, Lincoln was the first to speak and he said: "Nope, sorry. Never heard of these guys, and if you ask me, looks like bad AI art."

"How dare you!" said Agent One.

"How the fuck can this possibly be AI?" Agent Two sounded equally offended as her partner. "Look at it closer, kiddo. This is not AI art."

Playing along with Lincoln's lying, Luna said: "Dude, these have gotta be the most fake costumes i have ever seen in my life."

"Did you get those costumes from the Party store?" Asked Luan.

It was just then, by poor timing, Loona came in the living room and was shocked to see these D.H.O.R.K.S again. "Oh fuck me." The female hellhound said to herself. "Of all the fuckers that came to this house, why did it have to be these fucking retards?" She turned on her human disguise and hid behind the wall between the dining room and living room.

"Party store? come on!" said Agent One. "How would a party store have any good costumes to wear? Or moving mouth parts? You an only get that on websites, and they have much more better prices than cheap party costumes at a fucking party store!"

"So you admit that they are just top-notch costumes." said Lynn

"No!" the agents were becoming irritated now.

"You kids are trying our patience." Agent Two facepalmed herself.

"Oh ho, you should complain?" said Lucy. "We feel the same way about you guys."

At last, not being able to take the Loud kids being interrogated like this, Loona growled and showed herself from behind the wall. "Hey! Fuckers!" she said with her arms crossed and having an infuriated look on her face. The two agents and Loud siblings looked at the disguised female hellhound.

"Look, who are- wait a minute." Agent One, along with his female best friend, recognized Loona even in her human disguise. "It's you!"

Loona changed back to her regular normal form. "That's right assholes. You do remember me."

"How can we not?" said Agent Two. "First you kill a lot of our friends and now, you try to fuck with children's minds by keeping them out of heaven?"

"What? Bullshit! I'm not trying to keep them out of anything." Loona argued. "PS, you've been reading the Bible too much."

"Looks like it's time to return the favor." Agent One pulled out a katana from behind him. His female partner pulled out two sais from behind her.

Despite this, Loona was not intimidated in the slightest. She readied herself and charged at the two agents. Her moving was acrobatic and fast, and she managed to dodge many swipes from both agents. The kids were all impressed with how Loona was fighting so well. Granted, they have seen her taking on a group of enemies before, but her prowess still amazed them.

At last, as a finishing blow, Loona grabbed both agents' heads against one another, almost cracking their skulls open, but enough to knock them out cold.

"Nice moves, Loona." The rocker girl commended her.

"Thanks but we still got a problem on our hands. These two morons will wake up anytime soon and i will have to keep knocking them out. Not that i care about these retards, they can learn more about Hell's secret if we let them go."

"Good point." Lincoln realized. "And... you fought these guys before?"

"Oh yeah. They out up a good fight but i killed a shit ton of them."

"Well i do have some memory wiper in my possession." Lisa pointed. "We can use that on them."

"Will it erase all of their memories?" Asked Lincoln.

"No, no, of course not. I will just calculate the setting to erase what they just saw thiry minutes ago. From seeing us on our house to meeting Loona and fighting with her. They will forget everything about that little event."

"That could work." Said the female hellhound. The siblings put the two agents in Lisa and Lily's room and placed them the floor, on their rumps together.

"Now let me set the helmet settings on them and... there." The smart sister put them on the agents's heads and when Lisa pushed the remote control, there was an electrical shock that looked rather painful as if a down power line was on top of their heads.

nevertheless, when they woke up, the agents were confused. "Excuse me, but... where are we?" Said Agent One. The slight brain-wiping was a success!