God of Destruction Abridged

by LorenzoJ10

So what happens when you take the MHA Cinnamon roll and turn him into a God of Destruction by a certain Genie man. Well this is a general idea, based off of DBZ Abridged and the internet in general. Just read it for yourself and I will not be apologizing for ANY of my jokes. You have Been warned.

5. Chapter 5 Reason for Fighting

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Chapter 5 Reason for fighting

Both Izuku and Kusu stood there staring at each other for a moment, "Okay, Kusu, we need to talk and…" Kusu then used her staff/purse to store the two milkshakes in her hands. "Please don't throw any ki blasts before hearing me out."

"Talk quickly." ordered Kusu.

"I get it, you've been training me to be a God of Destruction, because the big guy ordered us to, but that doesn't mean you have to be stuck with me forever," said Izuku trying to be reasonable, "I am thankful for you to be training me, but even I can tell you could find someone far better than me. So after I officially become a God Of Destruction, I will stick around long enough for you to find my replacement and I will return to my life here."

"Izuku," Kusu said his name calmly before disappearing and reappearing right in front of him, "YOU IDIOT!" She then punched him with enough force to send him up into the sky.

Izuku felt the blood rushing out of his nose as he flew through the air, 'God damn this hurts.' He thought as he tried his best to readjust himself in mid air but wasn't fast enough before hitting the roof of a tall business building. "Huh, that punch hurt a lot harder than the crash."

"No shit," said Kusu as she appeared standing over Izuku, "Don't think for a second that was even close to the strength of the first punch I did the day we met."

Izuku wiped the blood from his face, "Kusu, please stop. We both know I can't beat you in a fight." He then stood up, "I know you might be angry and you think I'm just using you but let's be honest you can find someone far better than me. Someone who is willing to go through and destroy….and kill. I'm not that person and we both know that."

Kusu took a breath and calmed down, "Yes, I know that but it is clear that you don't." Kusu took her purse and revert it back to its staff form. "Come on, let me remind you the reason you're doing this." Kusu tapped the staff on the ground and created a barrier around the two of them before they began to float into the air, higher and higher.

Soon they were in the upper atmosphere. Izuku took a moment to take in the site of his planet, "Wow, it's beautiful. The pictures from the astronauts do not do this justice."

"See, now do you understand?" asked Kusu.

Izuku turned to Kusu with a confused look on his face, "What do you mean?"

"What do I mean?" repeated Kusu looking at Kusu as if he was an idiot. "What do you mean by 'What do you mean'?"

"I'm just confused, is all." said Izuku, genuinely confused.

"How are you confused? If you don't become the god of destruction, then this planet will be destroyed."

"WHAT!?" yelled Izuku, "WHY? Why would the planet be destroyed? God Of Destruction destroys planets that are threats to the universe, right? So why would-"

"Quirks you idiot." yelled Kusu. "Rapid Evolution planets are on the list of planets that Gods of Destruction need to destroy. Your quirks are a threat to the universe, one of you was born with the ability to jump universes, what happens when one of you is born with the ability to create planet size blackholes or the ability to summon multi dimensional monsters. Your planet is a threat to the universe and if Rumsshi did his fucking job like he was suppose to, he would have destroyed your planet years ago."

The information sunk into Izuku as it began to dawn on him, "So you're telling me that not only are our ass on the line here-"

"Your whole fucking planet is on the line, Izuku." clarified Kusu.

Izuku was now starting to freak out, "Are you shitting me!?" as he started to pull his long hair. Kusu gave Izuku a small hit on the head but enough to leave a small lump. "Ow."

"No, I'm not." said Kusu in slight disbelief. "Seriously, I thought you knew this already. What was the reason you were trying so hard for?"

"YOU!" shouted Izuku.

Kusu blinked in surprise as all of her anger disappeared, "I'm sorry, what?"

"You, you were the reason I was training so hard, I don't want you to die for my stupidity." said Izuku honestly as he finally felt the weight of his situation and sat down at the bottom of the bubble. "The last thing I ever wanted was for someone to die because of me. I never want that. You put up with a weakling like me, you made me strong and you've done the impossible in doing that. I don't want to be a God Of Destruction, but I don't want you to die. If I hadn't been there then maybe you wouldn't have to make that deal with Mr. Popo, if I hadn't been an idiot and lost then I wouldn't have been transported to another universe. I don't want you to die because I was a stupid idiot."

Kusu was silent and stared down at the boy in front of her, she sighed and sat down next to him, "You're not the stupid one, I am."

"What?"

"I was Rumsshi's attendant, it was my job to keep him in line. I failed to keep him calm, I failed to get him to do his job right, I didn't stop him from having his bout with Beerus, I'm the one that reopened that rift by the universe hopper, It was my fault that you got dragged into this, not yours." said Kusu being honest and realizing that indeed a lot of this was her fault, "I'm the stupid one here."

"You're not the stupid one here." said Izuku. "A stupid person couldn't possibly successfully train someone like me."

"Let's just say we both are," said Kusu as she pulled out their milkshakes and handed Izuku his.

Izuku took the drink, "To being stupid?"

"To being stupid." said Kusu as they began drinking their milkshakes and watching the planet slowly rotate while floating in the atmosphere. It wasn't long before they finished their shakes and were slowly descending towards the earth. "So you ready for three more years?"

"Sure, but do you mind if we stop by my moms first, I would like to pick something up first." asked Izuku.

"Of course," said Kusu as she changed directions slightly to head to Inko's apartment.

~o~

"So you just let this new girl just take Izuku with her for a few days?" asked Mitsuki as she enjoyed tea time at Inko's apartment.

Inko gave a nervous nod, "Yeah I know it sounds so irresponsible but this is the first friend Izuku has made and on top of that it's a girl, I felt something like this is something I should support."

Mitsuki nodded in agreement, "With a kid like Izuku that's totally understandable. You should encourage this, he may not ever have a chance with a girl again."

Inko sighed, "I know but it's a little fast right, it's only been three days and he called me earlier to just hear my voice again as if he hadn't heard my voice in years. He said he was fine and everything was going well but he just called to hear my voice, is that a red flag."

"Not at all, you're his mother and the only woman in his life," said Mitsuki before taking a sip of tea, "You need to cut the cord Inko or else he's going to be a neet for the rest of his life."

"You're right," said Inko as she drank her tea, "I want him to find a girl but the amount of girls that would go for a boy like Izuku isn't exactly great. I mean how many girls will go for a boy with a noodle body and obsessed with heroes."

"Not a lot."

"I hope this girl sticks around or else it will be a long time before he finds another girl," said Inko.

"GEE mom, thanks for the vote of confidence." said Izuku making his presence known, shocking both his mom and Mitsuki as they turned to Izuku actually having an annoyed look on his face.

"I'm here too by the way," said Kusu with a wave, "Also our relationship is nothing like that."

"How long have yo-" Inko's voice then died as she looked at her son, long hair and sudden muscles that weren't there three days ago. "IZUKU! I thought you said you weren't doing drugs."

"I'm not." said Izuku as his mother examined him. "I'm not on any drugs."

Inko then lifted Izuku's shirt up showing his abs and new muscles, "Then where the hell did this come from."

"Oh shit, those abs weren't there three days ago," said Mitsuki as she realized she was staring at Izuku, "Hey got any left that I can give to my husband."

"Mitsuki!" snapped Inko, "We shouldn't be encouraging this."
"Oh relax Inko, you were with me when we used to do Molly."

"What the fuck is Molly?" asked Izuku before turning to his mom, "You used to do drugs?"

"This isn't about me or my past, this is about you and whatever you are on." said Inko quickly shifting things back to Izuku.

"I'm not on anything," said Izuku, "I got this thanks to her." as he pointed to Kusu.

Kusu waved, "Guilty. Though I have to say I did good work for the short amount of time I had to work with." She then puffed her chest out with pride, "Wait till you see when I'm done with him in the next three days."

Mitsuki turned to Izuku and loudly whispered, "Hey if you need a ring I can get you one."

"AUNT MITSUKI!" yelled Izuku so loud they didn't hear Kusu say she heard that and say she was his attendant.

"Keep this girl Izuku, if she was able to turn you into a stud in this amount of time, she's a keeper." said Mitsuki before examining his hair, "Though if you're going to keep your hair this long, you're going to need to keep it better."

"She nearly killed me for two years straight." said Izuku with a loud voice, "And no I am not keeping the long hair, I need a haircut."

"I'll cut your hair when we get back to training." said Kusu.

"You cut hair?" asked Inko slightly surprised.

"For millions of years yeah, cut all of my younger siblings' hair, so pretty much for as long as I can remember."

Inko then quietly said, "Oh my god she's perfect."

"No she's not," said Izuku bluntly, "Admittedly it's my fault for getting her hooked on videogames and junk food."

"I don't blame you for that. Those aren't negatives." stated Kusu before sneaking off into the kitchen, "Speaking of which, any snacks we can take back with us?"

"Oh give me one moment sweetie and I'll get you guys set up." said Inko as she followed Kusu in the kitchen.

Mitsuki elbowed Izuku, "Nice job Izuku, keep this up and maybe right out of highschool you might have a ball and chain yourself."

Izuku gave her a deadpan look before sighing, "I need to grab a few things from my room." He said before quickly slipping away towards his room, 'I hope this kind of talk dies down sooner rather than later."

~o~

"What the fuck," said Baki under his breath as he walked around the streets with his brother and father as they just passed a mantis man walking. "This place is….weird."

"You mean filled with a bunch of freaks." said Jack as he saw some sort of bird man flying in the sky.

"Excuse me." The three Hanmas turned to see a man that looked like he was half stag beetle. "You got a problem with mutated folks?"

"That's a costume right?" asked Baki who still wasn't entirely sure if he was really awake or not.

"Looks like a giant Stag Beetle." said Jack as he looked at the mutated man that was nearly as tall as him.

"Nah, this guy looks more like a dung beetle to me." said Yujiro, antagonizing the man as the stag beetle man walked up to Yujiro and looked down at the man. Yujiro took a few sniffs, "Smells like one too."

The stag beetle bent down to be face to face with Yujiro, "You got five seconds to apologize before I hurt you."

Yujiro smiled, "Before I'm scraping you off of my shoe, tell me do you know where I can find the God Of Destruction?"

"If that's your god, I'll send you to him right now."

"You first."

~o~

CCCRRRAAAASSSSHHH

Izuku turned towards the city, "What was that?"

"Not our problem." said Kusu as she kept walking.

"It sounded close."

Kusu stopped and turned to him. "Izuku, you live in a world full of heroes, I'm sure whoever is nearby can handle it. Right now we should get back to the time chamber for three more days to train."

"You mean three years."

"Yes, but I'm sure after the three days we're in there whatever that problem is, will long since be fixed." said Kusu.

Izuku took one more look out to the city before turning and following Kusu, "Yeah, I'm sure you're right. There's no chance that has anything to do with us."

~o~

"So what's the deal with this God Of Destruction we're hunting down?" asked Jack.

"That's what the weird genie guy said." said Yujiro as he ignored the blood on his shirt. "Kill the God Of Destruction and we'll be sent home, but we can have as much fun in the meantime while we're here."

"God Of Destruction?" questioned Baki. "So we're here to kill a god?"

"I don't think it's actually a god, look around." said Yujiro as he gestured to the city, "This place is filled with heroes and villains of the like, chances are this God Of Destruction is some sort of villain these heroes couldn't handle and that genie guy called us to do it for him."

"So we were called here to be heroes?" said Jack, not buying the situation.

"Not off to a great start." said Baki as he pointed to a nearby store with a TV in the window showing the remains of the beetle man whose body was shoved through a nearby car that was forced into a wall. The image then changed to a sketch drawing of the three of them. "We're already criminals."

Jack looked at the screen, "For assault and….illegal quirk use, what the hell does illegal quirk use mean?"

"Does it matter," said Yujiro with a smile on his face as he kept walking, "We've been called to another world filled with strong and strange opponents, we got to make the most of it." Yujiro then turned into a store and walked to a clerk, "Excuse me," the clerk then gasped at the sight of Yujiro, "Do you have a shirt like this one with no blood on it." The clerk was then shaking in fear, "The sooner the better." The clerk ran off to find a shirt for him.

"Was that necessary?" asked Baki.

"HOLD YOU THREE, FREEZE!" the three of them turned to see two police officers pointing their guns at them.

"One of you boys can play with them while I get a new shirt," said Yujiro.

"I'm not fighting the police." stated Baki.

"I'll do it," said Jack as he began walking towards the officers, "I'm curious to see if the cops here are any different to the cops back home, or do they all taste like pork."

"I SAID FREEZE!" yelled the cop before Jack moved so fast that neither cops were able to register it until he bit down on the gun, destroying it with his metallic teeth. "OH FUCK!"

The second cop quickly fired two shots but Jack quickly moved enough to slightly dodge both bullets before grabbing the second officer by the arm and squeezing it hard enough for cracking noises to be heard, "Huh, those bullets you fired felt slow to me." The cop then made the mistake of trying to use his quirk to create sparks aimed at Jack's face. Jack quickly and instinctively swung the officer and threw him hard into the building across the street. "Opps, those weird sparks caught me off guard, I didn't mean to throw him that hard."

"Wow, so do everyday people have those abilities?" wondered Baki.

"BACKUP WE NEED BACKUP SEND A HERO!" yelled the other officer into his radio, "We've found the three suspects and one of them ate my gun, I repeat a large mother fucker just ate my gun. He clearly has some sort of weird teeth quirk or something."

"Have no fear," Both Baki and Jack turned to see a man in a hero outfit stand before them, "For Taserman is here."

Both Baki and Jack were silent, "I'm sorry, your name is Taserman?" asked Baki.

"That's right, villains," said Taserman as he striked a pose, "For I am the hero that shall defeat you."

"This is a joke right?"

"He is a joke," said Jack as he began to walk towards Taserman, "No way this guy is a fighter."

"Oh, approaching me now are you," said Taserman as he charged up his lightning, "I'll have you know I arrested three villains earlier today. Come quietly unless you want to get zapped like they did."

"Try it." said Jack leaving himself wide open and gesturing for Taserman to strike.

"You asked for it, villain," said Taserman as he charged forward, "eat, my LIGHTNING FIST!"

Jack stood there as Taserman hit him in the gut sending several volts of electricity through his body, as it flowed Jack couldn't help but laugh. "This tickles," Taserman looked up at Jack in horror as Jack gave him a toothy smile, "You really are a joke." Jack then kicked him so hard between the legs he was sent flying into the air, the entire time making a high pitched screaming noise before landing on a traffic light.

"Holy SHIT!" said the remaining police officer before grabbing his radio. "Hey we need back up right the fuck now, the giant teeth man just kick Taserman so hard I think he reversed his puberty, I repeat the giant fucker reversed Taserman's puberty."

"Did you boys have fun?" asked Yujiro as he exited the store with a fresh new shirt that looked identical to his old one.

"Not really, these fuckers are as weak as they look." said Jack, "If this God Of Destruction really exists, no wonder they called us to kick his ass."

Baki couldn't help but agree, "Yeah, I don't know why but I was expecting more from the heroes and police here, like from that comic book those guys showed me at school, but these guys are just embarrassing."

"This ain't no comic Baki," said Yujiro as he looked down the street, "These clowns are real and wasting our time." He then saw as several police cars were approaching. "Come on, we're too out in the open." The two brothers looked at each other for a moment before following their father into a back alley. "We lack proper information here. Back in our world I would have a contact for each continent, I would be able to twist a few arms in the government to get people talking, my mere presence would cause police to part as if I was fucking Moses."

"The police are going to let us do what we want here." said Baki, not liking the idea of fighting police.

Yujiro stopped as several thugs began to surround them, "You three idiots lost?" asked a thug.

Yujiro ignored the question, "We need more information and we've already made enemies with the police."

"You looking for info, we'll we don't give out shit for free." continued the thug.

Yujiro just laughed slightly, "Oh man, I feel like a kid back in Nam again. Nothing but my body and wits to get me through the war."

Jack narrowed his eyes, "The same war you met mother."

"Focus on the present Jack."

"Hey you fuck sticks listening to me," yelled the thug, "I saw you take down that big bug, you're strength enhancement quirks ain't going to get you anywhere here."

"So what's the plan now?" asked Baki.

The thug began to glow slightly, "Okay fuckers you want to ignor-"

Yujiro then held the thug's lower jaw in his hand, "Sorry about that." said Yujiro calmly as the group of thugs began to panic. "Give us your phones and leave them unlocked for us." ordered Yujiro, "Take a phone, stick to the back streets, find idiots like these to interrogate and get what you want. Call in every three hours, we meet up at Midnight, I'll find us a place."

Jack caught a phone, "Huh, he suddenly sounds like a soldier."

Baki caught another phone, "Definitely a different look that I've never seen before." Baki then saw a message on the phone from a name he didn't recognize saying it was Yujiro. 'I don't like stealing but I'm in a strange world and I need some space from my dad. I just hope he doesn't find someplace under a bridge for us to stay.'

~o~

Kusu ate some fries, "Oh wow, this is fantastic, this time chamber is able to replicate the fresh salty flavor of the fries." A sudden explosion caught her attention as she looked out to the training area to see Izuku charging up and firing up an energy blast. "First day back in the chamber and he's already diving right in." Kusu expected him to continue firing blasts but instead he kept checking his notes. "What is he up to?" she then shrugged, "He's getting the hang of energy fairly quickly, I'll let him continue training on his own for a few days before I start pushing him again."

~o~

The thug's body was tossed through the back door of a dark underworld bar, getting the attention of all the patrons. "Ah a low lit bar, air filled with lung cancer and the scum of the earth drinking the day away." said Yujiro as he entered the bar. "Greetings, that corpse over there said that this would be the place to get some information, so where's the fat bastard I need to talk to."

"You better show me some more respect if you want to do business with me." said an extremely fat man surrounded by men and a woman in his arms.

"Oh shit, you really are fat and ugly too," said Yujiro, pissing the man off but he ignored the man as he noticed the woman, "My you are a surprisingly clean skank, after I'm done here, we'll go a few rounds."

"Why you little," the info broker was now pissed, "Hey what are you idiots waiting for, get him."

A large muscular man with a mohawk on his head stepped forward, "You want him to still be breathing afterwards?"

"Hell no, fuck him up."

The whole bar activated their quirks and charged at Yujiro who smiled with pure joy, 'I've missed this, a bar full of idiots who actually might give me a challenge. I'm going to enjoy this world.'

~o~

"What the hell?" said Kusu in a slight shock, she was so shocked she forgot to pause her game. Izuku was now forming solid objects with his energy, different types of weapons to daily items. Kusu stored the omni console as she saw what was on the ground. Several magazines and notes that he himself had taken, she quickly noticed that all of the notes were about heroes and their quirks, same went for the magazines as they were all opened to pages involving interviews about heroes and how they used their quirks. 'He's using all of this to create special moves for himself, trying to mimic quirks using his energy.'

Izuku was trying to focus his energy into a ball in his hands. "Come e on…." Izuku then released the blast as it turned into a lightning bolt in mid flight and hit the ground several feet, "YES! I was able to mimic a lightning blast."

Kusu looked at the scorch mark from the lightning, 'His physical power and energy power aren't getting stronger from this but his ability to create and learn a power is extraordinary. Though at this rate he won't be getting any stronger by trying to mimic quirks like this. Should I try and encourage this or should I get him back on track to becoming a God Of Destruction?' Kusu wondered.

~o~

The fat info broker slowly opened his eyes as blood kept leaking out of his mouth and nose. "What the fuck?"

"Ah you're up." came Yujiro's voice.

The info broker slowly rolled himself upward to see his bar a complete mess with bodies everywhere, his eyes then fell on to Yujiro who got done putting his pants back on. "My…my bar."

"Sorry, things got a bit messy as I was kicking the shit out of the idiots," said Yujiro as he poured himself a drink from the bar. "Thinks got even more messy after I started fucking those bitches of yours."

"Bitches?" repeated the broker, "I only had the one." He then heard a whimpering noise and turned to see his mohawk muscular body guard was in the corner completely naked in the fetal position.

"Now," Yujiro looked down at the info broker after taking a sip of his booze, "This whisky is terrible. You are going to tell me everything I want to know, understand."

"Yes sir."

~o~

Izuku sat on the floor of the time chamber as he focused in a meditative state. Kusu nodded with a smile on her face as she held a cookie in one hand and a rock in another hand. She tossed the rock and to her surprise Izuku dodged it without opening his eyes but she noticed something was off, this feeling was confirmed when she threw the cookie. The cookie sailed through the air but it slowed down slightly as it got to Izuku who opened his mouth and ate it in one go. Kusu quickly appeared behind him and slapped him on the head, "What do you think you're doing?"

Izuku rubbed the bump on his head, "Ow what was that for?"

"What was that strange barrier ability and don't lie to me Izuku, I felt it when I came to slap you on the head." asked Kusu slightly annoyed.

"Look I still don't get the whole listen to your instinct thing," admitted Izuku, "I've been trying for weeks now, but I just don't get this move without thinking at all. So I made a barrier that doesn't block objects but tells me when they close and as they pass through the barrier I can tell how strong the object is so it's easier to tell if it's a rock or a cookie."

Kusu was silent and looked a little annoyed but secretly was impressed, 'He created an ability to cover his shortcomings in a short amount of time.' Kusu sighed, "While I admit that is creative and I've never really seen an ability like that before, you need to focus on your instincts and your own physical power."

Izuku scratched the back of his head, "I know that but I still don't really get it, even after you showed me those warriors from the tournament of power, move each limb without thinking."

Kusu thought for a second at Izuku's progress, "Maybe this was too soon for you to try, we might have better luck to switch to another form of training, maybe one that you can use one of those abilities you've developed to help you train."

"Yeah maybe," said Izuku a little down.

"What's wrong?" asked Kusu before noticing Izuku's eyes dart to the door, "Izuku, we've been in here for less than a day outside."

"I know that but I just have this strange feeling that something wrong is happening outside." admitted Izuku.

"Izuku, you come from a world of heroes. I'm sure whatever villain they are facing they can handle no problem."

Izuku still felt a weird feeling in his gut but agreed with Kusu as well, "You're right, the heroes can do it, the outside is in good hands."

~o~

"MY HAND!" yelled a man as he held the remains of his hand. "YOU ATE MY FUCKING HAND!"

Jack spit out the fingers on the floor, "Wrong, I just ripped it off." The man then charged up his remaining hand, "I just bit half of your fucking hand off was because you tried using that quirk thing of yours, you sure you want to try that again, cause I can repeat what I did to the rest of the idiots in this gym."

The man looked around the gym and saw the fallen men, "Are you fucking insane, everyone here is a sidekick or in hero work, I'm ranked in the-"

"I don't give a shit!" said Jack as he backed the man against the wall. "The only reason you're still on your feet is because you didn't jump me after the first guy mouthed off to me."

The man looked confused, "I had my headphones in, wait were you just defending yourself?"

"Nah, I threatened a dumbass to Mike Tyson his ass and eat his ear."

"THEN YOUR THE ONE IN THE WRONG HERE!"

Jack grabbed the man by the head and brought him close, "They didn't tell me what I wanted to know, this hero gym for C listers has heroes that know shit, right?"

"...Yes."

"Good then I need some information about an asshole that goes by the God Of Destruction."

"God Of Destruction? If that's a villain I've never heard of him." admitted the man. Jack immediately dropped the man before he began to walk away. "Wait a minute, you're no hero, why are you hunting a villain?"

Jack turned to the man and thought for a moment, "Consider me a bounty hunter."

"Bounty Hunter…wait Japan doesn't have any…" The man then took a long look at Jack, "You're not from Japan…OF FUCKING COURSE, you're a GODDAMN YANKEE. You stupid American bastard do you have any idea how much trouble you're in."

"One I'm Canadian, Asshole, Two I don't give a damn what you guys think, I have a target and I'm going to get it, so all of you can stay out of my way." said Jack before leaving as he walked out of the gym Jack's mind went to the various abilities those in the gym tried using on him, 'Those powers can be interesting, but none of them felt refined or used heavily in combat. Have these guys ever seen actual combat? I hope I can find some who are actually trained, I'm getting tired of one shotting my opponents here.'

~o~

"Haha, just one shotted another boss," said Kusu with a smile, "I wonder if those old school game devs ever took into account that players would do all of the sidequests first before fighting the big bosses." Kusu then had to pause as she heard several grunts more than usual. "Huh? That's strange, did he figure out how to make clones?" Kusu walked over and saw something strange. It was several green tinted Izuku's, all replicating several moves and techniques. "What in the cosmos…"

"Okay, so that blast works better and more focused." murmured Izuku before looking at another one, "I could focus the blade more on that one."

Kusu then noticed Izuku was writing in several notebooks that were surrounding him. Each notebook contained several notes on each and every single technique, "Izuku," said Kusu, getting Izuku's attention, "What in the holy Zeno is all of this?"

"Oh this a new ability I thought of," said Izuku as he grabbed a specific notebook and magazine, "Years ago there was a hero called Detective echo, his quirk allowed him to make illusions of past events, he used this not only to fight crime but to train himself, by recording his own actions and viewing them later. To see which moves need improvement and where he was lacking. I know you said I shouldn't be trying so hard to mimic quirks with Ki, but I figured an ability like this would greatly accelerate my progress."

Kusu showed no expression, no anger or form of joy instead one thought went through her head, 'This boy is a monster. Even on the scale of which I am accustomed to, he is a monster.' Her eyes then glanced down at the magazine, 'No this whole planet is filled with monsters. Not only have we had to deal with someone who can jump the fabric of reality, you also have those that can mess with the temporal side of reality, worse they can explain it to the point a child can replicate it with ki. Izuku may not have been born with a quirk but he is without a doubt a part of this rapid evolution species. Izuku, the first planet you might have to destroy, might be your own. I fear that there could be someone else on this planet that could grow as fast as you.'

~o~

Baki groaned as he stared at the computer, "Man this sucks, getting info at the library wasn't the greatest of ideas." As he mindlessly scrolled through internet page after internet page with each one talking about dangerous and outrageous quirks. Baki stopped scrolling as he came across an article about a quirk that could cause an earthquake. 'I wonder if my dad could stop a man-made earthquake, he did stop that one earthquake a little over five years ago.' Baki then looked down at his own hand, 'I have come a long way in the past few years, I've even tangled with the strongest people on the planet…or I guess my planet, I wonder if I could stop an earthquake with my own hands right now.' Baki shook his head and slapped his cheeks, "Stop, I need to focus on the here and now, or else I may never get home."

"I know that feeling my friend." Baki blinked and turned around to see a guy in a highschool uniform. "Stuck at the library all night on a school report."

Baki scratched the back of his head, "uh yeah, I'm doing research on the most dangerous…uh quirks. You wouldn't happen to know a villain that goes by the God Of Destruction?"

"God Of Destruction?" The guy thought about it for a minute, "No but that does sound like a title an old villain a few decades ago would use." The guy then smiled, "Sorry, I got nothing that would help but I can at least say your idea is far better than Mineta's paper."

"The teacher said I could do that paper on any hero or villain I wanted," came a voice.

Baki leaned back and looked at a nearby table to see a purple balled haired midget, 'What the hell is up with that guy's hair?'

"Yeah and a whole essay on the Super stripper heroines, ain't a good idea." said the Guy.

"Stripper Super Heroes!?" said Baki in surprise.

"You've never heard of the American superhero team, the Stripper Squad?" asked Mineta.

"The fuck?!"

"Oh come on senpai, an upperclassman like you has got to of heard of them. I mean you've probably explored enough of the internet to see a few videos of them."

"Uh no, I maybe in highschool but I never needed to look up anything like that," said Baki, "I'm sure my girlfriend would be disappointed in me if I did."

"You got a girlfriend," said the Guy.

"What are her sizes?" Mineta quickly asked.

Baki has been around assholes for a longtime but this was the quickest anyone has made him pissed. "Mineta, you can't ask people about their girlfriends like that." said the Guy before leaning closer to Baki, "Though if you want to give us the details we're all ears."

Baki glared at the two and in a very serious voice, "No and let me tell you as an upperclassman you'll never get a girlfriend if you act like that."

"Yeah well when I get into UA all the girls will be all over me." said Mineta.

Baki remembered hearing about that, "UA, the hero school."

"Yeah Mineta has some big dream of becoming a big time hero to get all of the ladies," said the Guy.

Baki turned to Mineta and actually looked him over, "I can never see that happening."

"Hey buddy you don't know my quirk, don't underestimate me." said Mineta as he got out of his chair, "I'm sure my quirk could beat your muscle quirk."

Baki blinked, "Muscle quirk….I don't have a muscle quirk."

"You don't?!" asked the guy, "I thought you had some sort of physical enhancement quirk."

"No, I got this through years of hard work and training." said Baki with a bit of pride. "I don't even have a quirk."

The two went dead silent, "You don't have a quirk?" asked the Guy, "So you're quirkless."

"Yeah, guess so."

The two then immediately burst out laughing as if they saw a whole comedy skit in one go, "This is hilarious, you're quirkless, Oh my god." said the Guy through tears.

"And he tried to tell us how to get girls."

Baki was done here and decided it would be best to leave before he hurt someone. "I bet he doesn't even have a girlfriend, if he does she must be ugly as fuck to be with a quirkless loser." Said the Guy before him and Mineta froze their laughter and slowly turned to Baki.

"What'd you say?" asked Baki dangerously angry. "She may not be here but I suggest you apologize."

Mineta was close to peeing his pants, 'What the hell….what is this feeling?'

"Or what?" asked the Guy who was sweating bullets. "What can you do without a quirk?"

"More than you and whatever quirk you have," said Baki.

The Guy quickly unbuttoned his shirt, "You better back off or else you will have to face the full might of my quirk." He then lifted up his shirt to reveal his bare chest before his nipples morphed into crab claws. "Crab Claw Nipples."

Baki's brain felt like it had just skipped several moments when his brain cells started to have a stroke. "...What….."

"You heard me, this is the power of my awesome quirk, I can turn my nipples into Crab Claws." as he snapped his crab claws to try and be intimidating but Baki was still trying to process what the fuck was going on. "See you quirkless fool, you'll never be able to compete with a quirk like mine. Tell that girl of yours if she wants a real man to-" Baki's fist was already caving in his face.

Baki's brain was still in such shock that when he threw the punch he didn't hold back, Baki had hit the guy so hard his teeth were flying out of his jaw as he sailed through the library before going through three book shelves and then bouncing twice before landing right on top of the librarians desk.

All eyes quickly shifted to Baki as he began wordlessly walking towards the door, "Quirkless my ass." said Mineta as he saw Baki leave.

Baki walked out of the building before yelling, "I HATE THIS PLACE!" out of sure frustration, "I want to go home where things make sense."

"Oh relax, boy, it's just a library." said an Old lady walking past with her dog, "Just use one of those chat apps, I doubt your teachers will give two shits."

Baki watched the old lady walk away before getting a message from his dad, "Oh thank god he found a place. I need sleep and mental bleach after today." As he quickly made himself scarce, "At least now I have even more reason to get out of this place."

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