Chapter Forty-Two: Remembering The Heroes Yet Another Check On Mojo Jojo
The cruel, heartless, inhumane depths of the ImpossiPit were eating at Mojo Jojo from the inside out. Sustenance was nowhere to be had. The severe thirst and hunger from Mojo heavily tested his resolve. To make matters much worse, the evil chimpanzee's eyes were getting heavy and baggy. He had a very hard time keeping his eyes open as evidenced by a few tears running down his face and his eyes a bloodshot red color. He had to resort to a few measures to stay awake such as slightly banging his head on the wall and violently shaking his head.
Even when he started to really fall asleep, the ImpossiPit's ruthless, cutthroat nature presented itself. The ImpossiPit could sense when someone was trying to get in winks, and when Mojo dozed off, even for a few milliseconds, it sent one of six painful sensations coursing through his body – burning, extreme cold, electric shock, biting, stinging, or a huge rush of excruciating pain, all of which woke him right back up quickly.
But Mojo, despite being extremely hungry, thirsty, and sleepy, managed to make a little progress on cracking the code. Emery's secondhand smoke wasn't bothering him as much. The Townsville villain was attempting to do what 665 people, or souls as Emery liked to call them, have all died trying to do, and that was to escape the callous, pitiless ImpossiPit. But his own body was physically giving up on him, which could, in theory, affect his mental capabilities of breaking the code.
"Juuuuust a matter of time, my friend." Emery said from afar.
Mojo, without even making eye contact, simply flipped Emery off as the chimpanzee continued on, Emery laughing at the gesture.
"Remember, Mojo, keep smiling! I'm rooting for you!" Emery added.
"Crazy mother fucker." Mojo said to himself as he worked to crack the code some more.
The scene shifted over to the castle in Tokyo Town where the eight captives of Townsville and Capitol City were still crying and hugging one another. Ms. Keane, Ms. Bellum, the mayor of Townsville, and Professor Utonium were tearfully sharing good memories of the Powerpuff Girls while General Brainley, Moby Von Ahab, O.J. Skweez, and Polly Purebred were tearfully sharing good memories of Underdog. They all shared highlights of their many interactions with their respective heroes.
Ms. Keane shared a story on when she first met the girls on their first day of school and how it led to a destructive game of Tag around the city as well as how the girls got into it with Elmer Sglue with Buttercup finally swallowing her pride and apologizing to him. Ms. Bellum shared a story on how she and the girls once defeated Sedusa and cut her hair, getting out a long laugh from the eight captives. The mayor of Townsville had many memories to share, from the time he allowed the girls to be the heroes of Townsville to the time they helped him get his city back from Fuzzy Lumpkins to the time they helped him get through his night terrors.
But of course it was Professor Utonium who had the most memories to share about his three creations. He revealed that he actually created the girls with the Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice ingredients and the accidental addition of Chemical X. He also specifically remembered Sedusa and how she tried to destroy him and the girls from within their own home and the time that he became PowerProf and even the time he once forced them to use the Dynamo.
On the Capitol City end, General Brainley told the story on how Underdog stopped Simon Bar Sinister and the Weather Machine and the number of "outrages" Underdog got him out of. Moby Von Ahab told the lengthy story on the Bubblehead Empire and how Underdog was able to point out a critical flaw on one of his many experiments that would have done a lot of damage to Capitol City proper. O.J. Skweez of course just told generic stories on Underdog's good deeds in and around Capitol City.
But of course it was Polly Purebred who had the most to say about her hero. She once highlighted Underdog's near marriage to the Zot Princess, which nearly gave her a heart attack. She also talked about the Fearo the Ferocious incident, giving O.J. Skweez a bit of a mean look for making her do that. She also talked about the Great Gold Robbery, the Overcat battle, among many others.
The eight prisoners once again held hands in prayer, Professor Utonium leading the prayer and just asking God to step in and bring forth other heroes, or just asking God to step in before Simon's worldwide takeover could begin.
"Father, in the wonderful name of Jesus we pray." Professor Utonium said at the end of the prayer.
"Amen." All eight prisoners said in unison.
"Everyone, just know this. The Powerpuff Girls and Underdog are smiling down at us all, and we will be reunited with them in the house of the Lord one day." Professor Utonium said at the end, though the eight prisoners couldn't help but shed more and more tears.
In the meantime, just off in the distance, Riff Raff and Ace, leaders of their respective gangs, could be seen chatting with one another, sharing long laughs as they walked through a few hallways inside of the castle.
"Yo, Ace, my man, I got another story for you!" Riff Raff said. "I once took over another city out west and named it Riffraffville! Shit was funny as fuck!"
"Okay, NOW you are big time capping, my G!" Ace said as he shook his head in disbelief.
"No, no, no, ain't no capping here, I swear to God!" Riff Raff assured. "We got a hold of Underdog's Super Energy Pill and he couldn't do shit! And the townspeople there were shitting their pants and all kinds of shit. I had so many fucking plans for Riffraffville, but Underdog got lucky in the end."
"Shit, wish we could've been there, Riff!" Ace said. "Oh, hey, Riff, didn't I tell you that one time Buttercup caught feelings for me?"
Riff Raff threw his head back in shock and began laughing hysterically, shaking his head in disbelief.
"Fuck outta here, man! You KNOW you capping!" Riff Raff answered.
"Hell naw, man, no cap!" Ace retorted. "Me and the gang were banging as usual, and we ran into the girls. I smack the shit out of Snake, and Buttercup started giggling to all hell. I put on my Oscar-winning performance, and man, I swooned the fuck out of that bitch! Didn't end the way I wanted, but I swear to God, to this day she still wants me! Or wanted me, anyway, since she's pushing up daisies now. We were on some Arnold and Helga type of shit after that, though!"
"Go on with your bad self, my man!" Riff Raff said as the two villains kept laughing.
"Got another blunt, man?" Ace asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I gotcha, homie!" Riff Raff answered.
As Riff Raff reached into his jacket pockets to pull out more blunts, he opened the door to where the cages were, one of them holding the eight captives inside. Riff Raff and Ace grinned heavily as the eight prisoners had their heads down in sadness.
"Well, looka here, looka here, looka here!" Ace said as the eight captives looked over at the two gang leaders.
"Okay, you pieces of shit can go a long, LONG way away now." Moby Von Ahab demanded.
"And if we don't?" Riff Raff asked tauntingly. "You mother fuckers are gonna do one, just one thing."
"Not a goddamn thing!" Riff Raff and Ace said in unison.
"Can't you two degenerates at least have the decency to allow us the time to grieve for our loved ones?" Professor Utonium asked.
"Can't you two degenerates at least have the decency to allow us the time to grieve for our loved ones?" Ace repeated, mocking Professor Utonium as he and Riff Raff laughed.
"Well, how's about a hell no until we say so?" Riff Raff answered.
"Yo, Riff, I know all about Keane and Bellum, but who is the MILF back there?" Ace asked as he pointed at Polly, getting out the mrowl sound.
"Oh, that's Polly Purebred, my man. Or Purebitch, Purewhore, Pureslut, whatever, she don't give a fuck." Riff Raff answered. "Let me ask you this: Smash or pass?" Riff Raff then asked.
"Smash all day, every day, all night, every night! She is HOT!" Ace answered.
"Yo, Polly! You hear that?" Riff Raff called out. "Ace wants to hit it! Your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas! I'll let you out if you agree to let him meet you in between the holidays!" Riff Raff added as he shuffled the keys to the cells in front of the eight prisoners.
"I have NOTHING to say to you two fucking salad tossers!" Polly shouted out.
"The older the berry, the sweeter the juice!" Ace said.
"Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice!" Riff Raff said to correct Ace.
"Yeah, well, yeah, she's still hotter than a mother fucker too." Ace said as both villains laughed some more. "Yo, Riff, you think Underdog ever had a chance to smash that?" Ace then inquired.
"Hell naw, Underdog ain't never had a chance to smash that!" Riff Raff answered. "Underdog was a mother fucking superhero, he ain't had time to get no pussy!"
"If those two bastards only fucking knew." Polly said to herself with a bit of a smirk on her face.
"Tsk, tsk, sucks for him!" Ace said with a sly smirk and a shrug. "But just bring her to me. I'm gonna make that ass wobble like a big, stupid jellyfish!"
"Ooooh! Mother fucker just said jellyfish!" Riff Raff said in a funny tone, he and Ace getting out a very long laugh.
"Damn, Riff, you are a bigger fucking riot than Mask Scara!" Ace complimented as the two gang leaders continued laughing.
"All right! THAT IS ENOUGH!" Ms. Keane demanded. "Don't you listen to these two semen guzzlers, Polly!"
"Yo, Ace, I want youse and Polly to bang each other like wild ogres while I pleasure myself!" Riff Raff said as he and Ace once again laughed.
"Oh, you fucking bet! Just give me three and a half minutes. Maybe even four. She'll be wanting to marry a…." Ace got out before Polly came storming towards the front of the cell.
"FUCK! OFF!" Polly screamed at the top of her lungs.
But as she screamed, the front of her buttoned shirt ripped open, fully exposing her breasts. Polly screamed and quickly covered up, but not before Riff Raff and Ace saw the wardrobe malfunction, their eyes opening wide at the sight. Professor Utonium took off his lab coat and further covered up Polly, the two villains getting in grins and laughs.
"Titties!" Riff Raff and Ace said in unison in a high pitched voice.
Polly sobbed very hard as she was deeply humiliated, Ms. Keane and Ms. Bellum immediately consoling her and getting to work on repairing her ripped buttoned shirt.
"Those mother fucking pieces of shit!" Polly screamed out in between tears. "Fucking turd burglars! Cleveland Steamer loving cocksuckers! Fucking anal felching, fudgepacking pansies!"
"Shhhh, shhhh, Polly. Stop it. Those incels will get what's coming to them. Mark my words!" Ms. Bellum assured.
"Geez, Polly, where and when did you get such a filthy mouth?" The mayor of Townsvillle asked.
"Haven't you two done enough already?!" Professor Utonium angrily said. "You've added way more than enough insult to injury. Enough is enough! Now just GO AWAY!"
"Lucifer has a special place in the lake of fire for you two!" O.J. Skweez angrily added.
"Aaaah, the lure of the boobies." Riff Raff said.
"Never what they seem to be." Ace added.
"But who among us can resist?!" Both villains said in unison as they both laughed hard.
"Whooo! It's been fun, youse guys! Even got to see some succulent titty too! We'll be back for much, much more later!" Riff Raff declared.
"Oh, fo sho! That shit was better than Janet at the Super Bowl!" Ace added. "Hey, Polly! Report to my bedroom as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay?"
"CHOKE AND FUCKING DIE!" Polly shouted out in tears while Ms. Keane and Ms. Bellum were still consoling her.
"Polly, Polly, stop! Just ignore them!" Ms. Keane suggested. "You're only adding fuel to their fire."
"Ace, my man! Gather up the gangs and play that shit we like!" Riff Raff said as he and Ace began to walk away from the cells.
"Oh yeah! Time for a mother fucking gangsta party!" Ace got out.
"That was an outrage!" General Brainley said in disgust.
"How can two people be so cruel?" The mayor of Townsville said in disgust as well.
Riff Raff and Ace walked into another room with Snake, Big Billy, Little Arturo, and Grubber from the Gangreen Gang and Mooch, Tap Tap the Chiseler, the Witch Doctor, and Dinah Mite from Riff Raff's gang. "2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted" by 2Pac and Snoop Dogg played. And with it came an animated music video. Parts of the video mimicked the original music video while others showed the ten gang members all smoking marijuana with a shot of Dinah Mite snorting crack cocaine. Riff Raff and Ace did 2Pac and Snoop Dogg's verses, respectively. The ten gang members were shown in old school convertibles with hydraulics on them, making them bounce up and down as the song played. At the end of the music video, the ten villains could be seen shooting guns at what looked to be the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog with the four heroes doing down in gunfire. The villains all posed over the lifeless, bloodied bodies of the heroes with their guns and drugs, Riff Raff and Ace winking at the camera.
END OF CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
Music Credits
Song Artist/Source: Resident Evil
Song Title/Source: Narrow And Close
Year Song Released: 1996
When Played: Played inside of the ImpossiPit.
Song Artist/Source: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
Song Title/Source: Tha Crossroads (Instrumental)
Year Song Released: 1996
When Played: As the eight prisoners are sharing their memories of their respective heroes.
Song Artist/Source: 2Pac featuring The Outlawz
Song Title/Source: Hit 'Em Up (Instrumental)
Year Song Released: 1996
When Played: During Riff Raff and Ace's interaction with the eight prisoners.
Song Artist/Source: 2Pac featuring Snoop Dogg
Song Title/Source: 2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted
Year Song Released: 1996
When Played: After the interaction between Riff Raff and Ace and the eight prisoners. An animated music video accompanies this song.