Where it all began (english version)

by MonsterGraffiti

Years after the show the Total Drama contestants had parted ways on bad terms. But one morning, Cody, the old group's geek, ends up waking up in the past, one day before everything began. With the knowledge of a lifetime and the premise of a bitter future, he'll have to do everything possible in order to change the events that would ruin said future.

71. TDWT Aftermath III

TDWT Aftermath III

POV. Third person

The episode begins with scenes of Lindsay competing, being affectionate with Izzy, Heather, and Cody, and helping her team win challenges. It then moves on to scenes of Owen goofing around, laughing with Noah, and inadvertently annoying Alejandro. The following are moments of Sierra trying to bring Lindsay down, tricking Izzy, and trying to compete with Heather for Cody's attention, becoming increasingly insane in the process until she is a potential rapist. We pass Noah complaining throughout the challenges, saying sarcastic comments, conspiring with Sierra, and confronting Alejandro and Duncan. Finally, we have Gwen befriending Courtney, showing her interest in Duncan, making out with Duncan, betraying Courtney, and finally getting kicked out.

At the end, Geoff and Katie are seen sitting on the sofa in the studio, but the BFF looks worried.

"Did you look in the bathroom?" Geoff asked Katie.

"Yes, and she wasn't there," she said worriedly.

*Sound of applause*

They both looked ahead in surprise.

"Oh! Are we recording yet?" asked Geoff. He and Katie put on big smiles, "greetings people from the audience, it's me, your good friend Geoff".

"And I ah, I'm Katie, nice to meet you," the brunette said with difficulty.

"And this is Total Drama, the Aftermath! WOO HOO!" shouted Geoff standing up excitedly.

"And I'm happy to report that my discomfort and stage fright are totally over," Katie said with a fake confident smile as she sipped water.

"Katie, that glass is empty," Geoff pointed out, the BFF looked at the glass in surprise, "well, anyway, for today's episode we have drama and a lot, good news, tragic news and excellent news."

"But before that, give our friends a round of applause...", Katie gave a worried look for a moment but then got over it, "from the peanut gallery".

*Sound of applause*

The contestants who did not participate in the season and those who were eliminated during it greeted the public.

"And on this side we have our loyal sponsors without whom this show would be totally canceled," Geoff said, pointing across the stage.

Dawn (who had her hair pulled back in two large pigtails for some reason), Dakota, Topher, and Harold (representing the Drama Brothers) greeted the audience from their spot on top of the guest couch.

"Hello beloved public," Dakota greeted enthusiastically, the camera flashes were not long in coming, "guess what, I have a new phone, isn't that amazing-?"

"Wait a second," LeShawna said, looking around, "Aren't we missing someone here?" asked the big sister.

"Now that you mention it, don't hear a 'Yes! Katie!" at any time," Beth said.

"Where is Sadie?" asked DJ.

"That's what I've been trying to figure out," Katie complained with her arms crossed.

"The lady who looks like my school teacher isn't there either," Zeke said of Brainzilla.

"Well, I guess missing people will show up at some point," Geoff said, "the real question is, what's up with your new look Dawn?" I ask about the two fluffy high pigtails that adorned the aura reader's head.

Dawn stared at nothing thoughtfully.

~0~

"Lindsay, this one here is Dawn," Brainzilla said, introducing her to the girl who is much shorter than them.

"Hi Lindsay," the moonchild greeted her with a friendly smile, "wow, she's taller than Izzy," she thought curiously.

"She-," Brainzilla said.

"¡Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!".

They were both shocked when the busty blonde ran up to Dawn and hugged her, crushing the girl's face against her huge magumbos.

"Hmm?" asked Dawn from her vantage point, "she's also incredibly bigger than Izzy, and her aura glows brightly with yellow, almost like the sun," she thought absentmindedly as she felt the warmth and softness of Lindsay's chest.

"Aw, you're absolutely adorable!" the blonde said excitedly. Without any shame she buried her face at the top of Dawn's head feeling and rubbing her nose on the soft silky hair of the other girl, "please, please, please, you have to let me comb this beautiful hair," she begged excitedly almost like a puppy.

Brainzilla got over her surprise and returned to her predetermined bored look, "I guess I must have assumed it would happen. Well, I guess what I was going to say doesn't matter much in your case, I'll let Cody tell you then... if he recovers his memory."

Upon hearing Cody's name, the blonde tensed up, hugging Dawn even more against her subconsciously, "I miss Cody," she said depressed.

Dawn watched as her aura went from deep yellow to dull blue, she hugged her back and patted her on the back, "Hey Lindsay, would you like to find me a good lipstick?"

The blonde looked at her, then smiled beamingly, "of course, it's one of my favorite activities," she said as she rubbed her cheek against the younger girl's. Her aura became bright and intense again.

Dawn smiled back, 'what a beautiful color.'

-0-

"I met Lindsay," was Dawn's simple reply.

"Yeah, that sounds like something she would do," Katie said, looking at her pigtails.

"Well, putting that aside, it's time for the good news and the great news," Geoff said, "the good news is that the literally most beloved boy on the show has regained his memory! Yeeeeeeeehaaa~", he shouted excitedly throwing his hat in the air while an animation was shown on the screen with Cody's head breaking like an egg.

*Sound of excited applause*

"Good animation," Topher said.

"Thank you, I made it," Harold said.

"But unfortunately, the tragic news is that Heather wanted to break up with him in the last episode and we don't know why that, or how it ended," Katie said.

*Owwwwwww*

"But we'll talk about that later!" said Geoff, "because it's time for the great news," he said, jumping up and down with excitement, "because of her actions in the last Aftermath, which range from releasing giant caterpillars from the Amazon into the studio to...," Geoff laughed, "public indecency on television during family time."

"This program should seriously change its broadcast schedule," said DJ with a slightly red face remembering what happened last time.

"Never!" declared Geoff, "we wouldn't have the ratings we have without all those kids watching the show in secret from their parents. We are training the next generation, dude."

"And I'm pretty sure it's going to be those kids who are going to destroy the world in the future," Eva said boredomically.

"That's a problem for people in the future," Geoff said, "but as I was saying, because of her actions in the last episode, Blaineley, the show's hateful, cruel, self-centered reporter, has been punished by the producers and is currently far, very, far away from here."

*Sound of excited applause*

Katie pulled a card out of her pocket, "Blaineley's off on a Total Drama tour to potential new franchise locations, and she's meeting with one Total Drama Super fan contest winner in each country," she read.

"Stay tuned, 'cause apparently, this super fan is Blaineley obsessed, even before what happened in the last Aftermath," Geoff said, then reflected on what he said, "wow, never thought I'd say that."

"Well, get used to saying it, because I'm a thousand times more popular than you think."

Blaineley came walking up from the side of the stage and stood with her hands on her hips looking at everyone smugly.

*Gasping sound*

"You?! What are you doing here?" said Geoff, surprised to see Blaineley in the studio.

"Well, my job obviously," she said, then approached Katie. "Would you mind?"

*Boing*

"Hey!" the brunette complained.

With a slight hip tap Blaineley displaced Katie and sat down next to her on the couch, "Hey people in the audience, it's me, your beloved host, Blaineley. And now that I'm here, give our first guest a big round of applause."

"Wow, wow, wow, wait there for a moment," Geoff stopped her, "you're supposed to be grounded, and you're not supposed to be here."

Blaineley rolled his eyes, "yes, I came to an agreement with the producers about that... punishment," he said with rejection.

"A deal?" asked Katie curiously.

"An agreement? How did you get a deal with the producers?" asked Geoff uncertainly.

Blaineley lowered her cleavage to the point where part of her red lingerie bra could be seen, then leaned towards Katie, squeezed her breasts with her biceps to make them look bigger, and put on an incredibly flirtatious and seductive face, "please mister producers~", she begged in a disgustingly sweet voice that sent shivers down the brunette's chills. She got goosebumps as Blaineley grabbed her chin with her finger and gently brought it close to her face to the point that their lips almost touched, "Isn't there some other way to... pay~ for what I did~?" she said crushing her chest against Katie's, "maybe we can come to a... mmm~ agreement~".

"AHHH!" the brunette fell backwards bewildered by the older woman's behavior.

Blaineley returned to her arrogant state, "after that little talk my punishment was changed," she said, not at all ashamed of what she had just admitted or done.

Geoff wiped the trickle of blood from his nose (as did many others) and spoke, "Are you serious? And they agreed?" he asked incredulously.

"Is it even legal to do something like that?" Dakota asked Topher.

"Pfff, of course not, but that's how it's done in the entertainment world," said Chris' fan, "it's almost like the modus operandi."

"Now instead of sending me on a useless world tour, if the live show drags on, I won't get paid and if I try to leave the show for any reason other than being fired or killed on stage by some light that goes down, I'll be sued," she said with a shrug.

"But wait," Katie said, rising from the floor, "if you're here, then who's touring the world?"

"Who if I'm not mistaken right now should be in...," Geoff said touching his receiver, "Siberia?! Where is Siberia? Do we have it on screen?"

The stage screen lit up and all that could be seen at first was a loud and noisy snowstorm that did not allow you to see two centimeters in front of the camera.

"Really? Just static?" said the partygoer.

"It's actually snow," Dawn said.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" a shout was heard from the blizzard and a dark silhouette rushed towards the camera. It stopped in front of it, revealing that it was...

*Push*

"AH!"

*Fall*

Geoff fell to the ground as Katie pushed him out of the way, "SADIEEEEEEEEEEE!" the brunette shouted bewildered at the sight of her BFF on screen in a coat and seemingly scared by something in the middle of a blizzard.

*Gasping sound*

Everyone was shocked to see the biggest BFF on the screen, "What? Katie? Where are you? I hear you but I don't see you," Sadie said, "I'm very scared, there was a huge bear, I think it ate an intern," she said fearfully.

Suddenly the camera began to shake, "AHHHHHHH!", the last thing that was seen was Sadie being buried by an avalanche.

"SADIE!", screamed Katie worried.

Geoff stood up all dizzy. She shook her head to reorient herself, "How did Sadie end up going to that place in your place?" she asked the blonde in the red dress.

"Well...".

~0~

Blaineley ran over to Sadie as she helped herself from the buffet table.

"Sadie fast, Justin fell into a box and needs someone to save him," the host said.

"What?!", she dropped her plate on the floor, "JUSTIN I'M COMING!", she ran to a huge wooden box that had "Justin fell here" written on the side, Sadie jumped inside the box and began to search.

Blaineley walked over and put a lid on the box.

...

After nailing the box, the blonde moved it in a cart to a delivery truck and on the side she stuck a postcard that said "Siberia".

"I still can't find Justin," Sadie said as the truck drove away.

"Look deeper," the host yelled before the truck drove off and she went back inside.

-0-

"Let's just say I can be very persuasive," the blonde said.

"You!" Katie said, pointing her finger and narrowed eyes.

"Geoff, you might want to get in the way," Dawn said.

Katie ran towards Blaineley but Geoff caught her in mid-air preventing her from jumping on the blonde, "You sent my best friend away, to a place completely frozen and full of wild bears!" she shouted as she tried to reach her.

"Hey, at least she won't freeze to death with all that... ah... extra mass protecting her," Blaineley said.

"I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU TO PIECES!" shouted the brunette scratching the air with her hands.

"And as much as I'd like to see that, we're supposed to have a show to run and we can't start if the two hosts get into a catfight," Geoff said as he struggled to keep the girl from slipping out of his hands.

The partygoer was thankful that unlike the other beasts that had erupted earlier in the show, Katie had fairly average strength and wasn't that difficult for a person to handle.

*Elbow strike*

"Ouch!", or maybe she hadn't gotten angry enough yet. Either was valid at this point.

"Violence is not the answer," Dawn said, "don't worry Katie, karma will take care of Mildred in due course."

The blonde had a jolt when she heard her real name, "pfff, yes of course, I didn't do anything wrong. I just gave Sadie a chance to do something for the show. If she survives, she will surely be given more important jobs, which will boost her career in this business. In which case she should be grateful to me, karma can't touch me," she said, downplaying it.

"If she survives?!" said Katie wide-eyed, "Let go Geoff! I have to go rescue my BFF!" said the brunette as she shook in the partygoer's grip.

"Are you planning to go all the way to Siberia right now?" asked Geoff.

"I'll do whatever it takes to save Sadie," she said.

"Sadie will be fine, she's a Total Drama contestant, remember? We're tougher than the average teenager," the party animal said, trying to calm her down.

"Yeah, today I ate a mushroom sandwich I found under the buffet table and I'm still doing well eh," Zeke said.

"Zeke, there are no mushroom sandwiches on the buffet table," Trent told him.

*Growl*

"Ah... I have to use the bathroom," Zeke ran out after his stomach made strange noises.

Katie finally relented and hung on Geoff's shoulder like a wet noodle.

Geoff sat her down on the sofa, she crossed her arms with her back to Blaineley, "you're lucky that Geoff stopped me," she warned her.

"HA! You dream, sweetie, I am trained to defend myself, no one takes advantage of this pretty face without my consent," she mocked.

"Does that mean you let Izzy kiss you on purpose?" asked Harold as he and Topher laughed silently.

Blaineley's face turned red, and his eyes widened, "No! She caught me off guard! It's different!" she said blushing.

"But-," LeShawna said with a sneer.

"I said I was caught off guard!" the blonde shouted, "Do you want to start the damn show, Geoff? We don't have all day," she said, changing the subject.

"Oh yeah, the show," Geoff said remembering that they were running a show, "sorry people, I got caught up in the moment," he said looking into the camera, "all right, this time we have too many guests to call them one by one. Not to mention, we have a special activity planned for today. So we're going to interview them all together. Give a round of applause to the brave warriors who fell in this second half of Total Drama World Tour. They are Lindsay, Owen, Sierra, Noah and Gwen."

*Sound of thunderous applause*

Owen, Noah, Sierra (with a shiny bald head) and Gwen (who cringed in front of the audience) took the stage to applause from the audience and sat on the couch under the sponsors.

Blaineley raised an eyebrow, "wait a minute, where the hell is Lindsay?"

"Ah...", Gwen opened her mouth but didn't know what to say.

"She's doing CPR on Baloney," Sierra said.

"What?" said Geoff.

"You know, the red-haired girl," Sierra said, "fluffy hair, scantily dressed, she's got two eyes," she tried to explain.

"First of all," Noah said with his usual bored look, "everybody has two eyes."

"No-oh," Sierra said, "not the telescopes, otherwise they would be binoculars, duh," she said as if Noah were an idiot.

The know-it-all's eye trembled irritably, "and second, her name is Brainzilla, not Baloney."

"Are you sure?" the fan asked.

"YES! For the umpteenth time, I'm sure!" said Noah exploding.

"Lindsay doing CPR?" asked Katie curiously.

"Can we get it on screen?" asked Geoff.

Gwen widened her eyes, "No, Geoff, wait."

The screen above lit up showing the break room where everyone was a few moments ago.

*Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss*

And what they saw paralyzed them instantly.

All that could be seen was Lindsay's backside. Which was sitting astride Brainzilla's lap. With which she was kissing passionately on the sofa.

*Kiss, kiss, kiss*

Despite not being able to see the action in the foreground, the humid sounds that filled the air brought the atmosphere to life.

Brainzilla's hand dug into the blonde's hair, bringing her as close as she could as she glided through those golden curls.

"MMM~!" and for some reason Lindsay had jolt and moaned from time to time as she shook.

*Lewd whistles*

"I told you she was doing CPR," Sierra said.

"Yes, it was even more awkward when we were there and they didn't care," Noah said with a grimace.

"Hahahahahaha, I'm not complaining," Owen said as he watched the scene.

"Oh~, certainly me neither," said Geoff caught up in the situation.

Blaineley wiped her nose discreetly, "well, that should leave the fans more than pleased."

Katie blushed embarrassedly, "Ahem!" she tried to get the pair's attention before the situation got out of hand.

Lindsay turned her head immediately, showing a slight trickle of saliva between her lips and Brainzilla's.

That really was a passionate kiss.

"Oh, the show has started yet?" the blonde said while blushing embarrassedly, "uh I have to go," she said getting up from the other girl's lap.

"Wait a minute, Lindsay, don't forget this," Brainzilla offered Lindsay a crumpled piece of pink cloth in her hand, "it would be awkward to walk around without these, don't you think?" she said monotonously.

Lindsay opened her eyes wide and blushed like crazy, "AHH!", she snatched the piece of cloth from her and hid it behind her, then smiled embarrassed at the camera, "I ah... I'll go to the bathroom for a moment," she ran out of the room.

Brainzilla raised her hand and licked her fingers before the transmission cut out.

*Awkward silence*

Everyone had their eyes wide open.

Geoff raised his finger, "Were those her panti-?"

"Lindsay's pink handkerchief!" said Blaineley hurriedly, "you're right Geoff, now would you mind continuing with the show that I remind you is only half an hour long?"

"Oh, it's true," said the party animal trying to forget the previous matter.

Lindsay came running to the stage panting and with her hair disheveled, "I'm already here... Hello people from the audience," she waved and smiled uncomfortably.

*Sound of applause*

Despite everything, she was well received. She approached the sofa but because of Owen there was no more space at the bottom.

"Hahahahahaha, I'm sorry Linds," the big guy apologized, "I think I've been eating a lot of tacos since I got here," he said while grabbing his big belly and making it shake like jelly.

"Yes... since you came back here," Noah said sarcastically as he sat past Sierra.

"oh... it's like jelly," Sierra said as she pecked Owen's belly.

"Hahahaha, that's tickle," he laughed.

'Just kill me already,' passed through the know-it-all's head because of the two knuckleheads next to him.

"You can sit here," Dawn told Lindsay, shifting a little to make room.

Lindsay smiled and ran to sit next to Dawn hugging her affectionately, to which the auras reader just smiled.

Topher smiled as he rubbed his chin at the sight of this interaction.

Brainzilla came back across the stage and sat down next to LeShawna. Zeke also came back and sat down next to her.

"I'm back, what did I miss?" asked the school at home.

"Dude, you have no idea," Justin said.

"Alright, now that we're finally all here, we can get started on the long-awaited interviews," Geoff said.

*Sound of applause*

"I know most audiences only watch the show this way," Geoff said humorously.

"And why wouldn't they, this is where the drama, the scandal, the awkward questions that nobody wants to answer and we still force them to answer," Blaineley said, "and certainly this time there's a lot of drama to choose from," he said looking at Lindsay who waved at the audience and Gwen who cringed trying to escape attention.

"I have a question for Blaineley!" shouted Katie, "How can you sleep at night being so cruel and mean?!"

"Like a baby, dear," the reporter told her undeterred.

"All right, I'll take care of this," Geoff said approaching the contestants and regaining control of the show, "that's how it will be, we'll do a rotation with a little interview, followed by a Q session, everyone will answer the fans' questions," Geoff said.

"That means the first question goes to the winner of the previous season," Katie said, reclaiming some of her spirits, "the most adorable and beloved blonde on this show."

"Hey!" said Blaineley.

"Lindsay!"

*Sound of applause*

"Hi everyone," Lindsay said, waving to the audience.

"I feel sorry for you Lindsay, you were ejected first at the beginning of the second half of the season, for a former winner it must be a hard blow," Geoff said.

"Oh, not really, I had a lot of fun traveling the world with my friends and my lovers," Lindsay said happily, "besides, a million dollars is more than enough, I haven't even been able to finish the one I already have," she said annoyed.

"Oh no... what a tragedy," Noah said rolling his eyes.

"I know, right?" said Sierra with teary eyes, "it's so sad," the know-it-all hit his forehead.

"Smug rich people," Blaineley muttered, "alright Lindsay, I think we can say that not everything is color tinted rose in your little fantasy, is it?" said the reporter, "after all, Cody suffered an accident orchestrated by Alejandro and was amnesiac, completely forgetting about you."

Lindsay was sad, "yes, I was quite scared when Bridgette pulled him out of the water," now she looked embarrassed, "and I may have gone a little too far with Heather and Sierra," she said remembering the slap on the wrist.

A photo of the moment when Lindsay pulled both of them by the ears for making a scandal was shown on the screen.

"Hey! I'm on TV!" said Sierra impressed.

"You're on TV," Gwen said, gesturing to the audience.

"That's what I just said," Sierra said, pointing to the screen.

"But that- agh, it doesn't matter," said the goth crossing her arms.

"And then there's Heather's statement in the last episode," Katie said, "How did you feel hearing her say that? Do you think she was serious? If she breaks up with Cody does that mean she leaves you guys too?"

"Yes! We want answers," Geoff said, somewhat eager for the gossip.

Lindsay scratched the back of her neck with a worried look, "ah... I... well, it was shocking to hear her say that she was breaking up with Cody. It was like that time someone took the scarf that I had wanted to buy for months but when it went on sale they sold out the same day, I felt my heart stop for a moment. I have no idea what Heather is thinking or why she would try something like that, but I wouldn't want her to leave us."

"I don't think anyone knows how that skinny girl thinks," LeShawna said, "not even Heather herself."

"I just hope she's not trying to play hard again," Lindsay said, puffing out her cheeks with a pout.

"Why so much attachment?" asked Blaineley raising an eyebrow, "she already betrayed you once, and you were enemies for a long time, how do you know that all this time she was not hiding her true intentions to gain advantage? Ah? That, in my opinion, sounds like something worthy of the queen bee."

Lindsay frowned, "Heather wouldn't do that... not anymore at least... she loves us," she said with some stubbornness.

"Yes, of course, and I got this enviable figure by eating only cake," Blaineley said sarcastically.

"Really?!" Owen, Sierra, and Zeke asked curiously.

"What do you say, Brainzilla? What do you think of Heather's weird behavior?" asked Geoff.

The brainiac adjusted her glasses, "I have a possible hypothesis as to why Heather wants to break up with Cody," she said.

"And what is it?" asked Katie anxiously.

"I'm sorry, but that's not information I'm going to divulge, it's an intimate couple matter," she said.

*Owwwww*

Everyone was disappointed with that answer.

"Oww, come on, can't you at least give us a hint?" said Blaineley.

Brainzilla touched her chin several times, "well, I can only tell you that this is not a strategy on her part."

*Surprised gasping sound*

"Wait," Lindsay said wide-eyed, "You say she wants to break up with Cody seriously?" she asked the brainiac.

"98% sure that's her intention," Brainzilla said.

"Hoho, this is getting more and more interesting," Blaineley said rubbing her hands together, "but we're supposed to answer questions from fans, so Katie, read us some questions."

The brunette rolled her eyes and started checking the fan page, "ask for Lindsay from Jamieoeyes, she says: Are you and Izzy going to let Heather leave Cody?"

"Never!" Lindsay immediately replied standing up and pointing to the sky, "I'm too attached to him to let him go," she said red-faced.

"You've heard it," Brainzilla said.

"Agh, what a boring answer," Blaineley said, "Don't you have something stronger?" I ask Katie.

The brunette searched the page but most of the questions said the same thing or were related to Cody and his amnesia, which automatically invalidated them.

But then she found a question that made her smile sadistically.

"There's actually a pretty interesting one here," Katie said, "this one is from lycnt to Lindsay, and it says, 'What do you think of the encounter that Izzy/Brainzilla had with Blaineley?' Aren't you angry that another blonde is hogging your redhead's attention?"

The reporter opened her eyes wide, "wait, what?"

*Uhhhh~...*

Lindsay looked at Brainzilla, "Did you make out with Blonda?" she asked curiously.

"Blaineley!" shouted the other blonde.

"Yes," the brainiac replied simply, "in fact we almost do it on the couch."

"No, it's not true, we weren't going to do it!" shouted Blaineley looking at the camera.

"You're jealous," Brainzilla asked his girlfriend.

"A little yes," she said puffing out her cheeks, "... Is she better than me?" I ask curiously

"Meh, pretty average I'd say," the redhead said, "has good breasts but they're not as firm or big as yours."

Lindsay blushed with a smile, "aw are you serious?" she said embarrassed and moved, "so she can't replace me, can she?" she said puffing out her chest proudly.

"The answer is no," Brainzilla said, "she's attractive but she doesn't get my attention in a deeply sentimental way," Brainzilla's words made Lindsay smile.

"Then everything is fine on my part," concluded the blonde. It wasn't like she didn't expect this kind of action from Izzy, so she wasn't going to make a fuss about something like her kissing another girl.

"Excuse me?!" shouted Blaineley offended, "You just said I'm average, AH! Do you have any idea how many people crave a taste of this body?!"

"But she took you very easily, eh," Zeke said, pointing to Brainzilla.

"I was caught off guard!" shouted Blaineley again.

Geoff and Katie laughed at Blaineley's frustration behind their hands.

"Ok, since we're going that way...," Geoff said with a laugh, "I've got a question here asked by WarriorTwin for the sexy blonde. I imagine he's talking about Lindsay," he told Katie.

"Completely," replied the brunette.

This caused Blaineley to frown at them both.

"The comment goes, 'What would you do if Cody ends this season by adding yet another girlfriend to his group?' Would you be angry with him or would you accept it? We all already know what Brainzilla and Heather would do. But what about you? I think you've become the voice of reason in the relationship."

*Uhhh~...*

Katie rubbed her chin, "Is it my idea or does this question seem to have been asked by Topher?"

Everyone looked at Chris' fan, "I had nothing to do with that question. But surely one of the members of P.C.P.C. sent it, I don't control everything they do," the fan shrugged.

"Well Lindsay, what's your answer? Are you willing to share your guy with a fourth, a fifth? Or will you fight tooth and nail for his attention?" asked Blaineley.

"That doesn't bother me, I know Cody wouldn't leave us aside for another girl," Lindsay said confidently, "so if he invites someone else I'm fine," she hugged Dawn to her chest, "how would I not mind inviting this adorable, soft, squishy little thing here," she said all mellow and enthralled.

Causing Dawn to blush with embarrassment at the not at all discreet emotional attack of the most developed blonde.

"Did you hear that Dawn? It looks like you have a free pass to take a turn with the geek on the show," Topher scoffed at the girl's situation.

This was very beneficial to his cause. Harold was laughing silently beside him.

"I'm flattered, but I'm not sure I like girls that way, and Cody and I don't have that kind of relationship," Dawn said trying to be kind. She was not surprised by the invitation, in fact it was already imagined that this could happen. She just imagined it would be Izzy the one to do it, not Lindsay.

She herself wasn't entirely sure of her feelings, she didn't want to mistake her first real friendship with Cody for something else that probably wasn't the case. That was too big a commitment, and fate hadn't given any sign of a possible union between the two of them.

"Owwww, it's a shame," Lindsay said, hugging the girl even more. But then she did something that caused Dawn's entire spine to shudder, "I didn't hear a no at any point~, and I'd really love to do more than just fix your hair~," she whispered in her ear while hidden from the cameras. Causing Dawn's pointed ears to turn red and hot.

The auras reader felt Lindsay stroke her leg over her pantyhose before walking away. Smiling innocently as if nothing had happened between them.

'I think I've just stepped into dangerous territory,' Dawn thought, putting on a fake smile while on the inside she was very nervous. Drops of sweat ran down the back of her neck. It wasn't a lie that she wasn't sure if she had any interest in girls, but Lindsay's seductive behavior definitely wasn't helping her.

Brainzilla could be damn upfront about the things she wanted when she was Izzy. But the blonde also had her own thing when it came to getting something she wanted. She literally turned Heather bi.

The blonde looked up thoughtfully, "although if Cody brings another girl into our relationship I just hope she won't be mean and jealous like Sierra," she said her only concern.

"You and me, both," Brainzilla said.

"I'm not mean and jealous," Sierra complained, "I've been sharing my mayonnaise with Noah and Owen," she said as she held up a jar of mayonnaise.

Noah widened his eyes, "wait, are you the one who keeps putting mayonnaise in my pockets?!" the dismayed know-it-all asked, "argh, I thought someone was pranking me," he complained as he reached into his pocket only to end up full of mayonnaise.

"Hahahahaha, mayonnaise in the pocket, a classic," Geoff laughed as he wiped away a tear, "alright, I think we can ask Lindsay one more question before moving on to the next one," he put his hand to his ear, "What?... It looks like we have a video call people, let's put it on the screen."

---

Video call.

---

"Hehehehehehehe", someone very familiar to everyone appeared on the screen, who was laughing with his nasal weasel laugh.

Dawn's eyes widened and she clenched her cuffs under the sleeves of her sweater at the sight in front of her, 'Scott...', she thought with a frown.

"Agh, not this guy again," LeShawna complained.

"Wow, wow, wow, but just look at that, it looks like I've arrived at a good time," said the farmer, "oh, this is so sweet."

"What do you want, Scott?" asked Geoff, "you've already had your moment on the show and it didn't end well for you if my memory serves me right."

Scott frowned, "Yes, some random geek tried to humiliate me."

"He humiliated you," Katie said boredly, she didn't like the farmer at all.

"Why don't you go take your friend out of the refrigerator?" the farmer returned, "oh wait, you can't, because she's in Siberia, hahahahahahaha."

The brunette gasped offended and hurt.

"Either way, it looks like your little circus is falling apart from what I see," he told Lindsay and Brainzilla, "What did that nerd say? That I could never have girls like you? Well, apparently he doesn't either, hahahahahahaha."

Brainzilla rolled her eyes, but Lindsay was angry, "don't make fun of them, they're having a hard time, that's all," she said stubbornly.

"Yes, one where you finally send your boy to hell where he belongs," he scoffed, "I'm curious, which one will you follow? Will you break up with him like that bitchy Asian beauty did or are you going to stick with the pathetic nerd? Could it be that now everyone has to go their separate ways? If that's the case, I'm more than available right now, sweet tits," he said while leering at Lindsay's huge breasts, "I know I could give you a lot more fun than that nerdy woodsman hahahahaha, but I suggest you hurry up, there are a lot of girls who want a piece of this," he said striking a pose with his arms behind his head. Which revealed his hairy red armpits, from where you could literally see the bad smell emanating. The flies that flew nearby fell dead to the ground.

Lindsay grimaced in disgust as her face turned blue, "you're completely nasty."

"That's an understatement," Dakota said, just as disgusted as Lindsay.

"Pffff, as if you don't like dirty things, you date a complete pervert, a psychopath with a split personality and an angry and self-centered capricious Asian, if you let yourself be groped by them so easily then I imagine you must be a big bit-"

"Your name is Scott, isn't it?" interrupted Dawn.

"...," the farmer looked at her with bored indifference.

"Be careful with the things you say, this show has curious ways of returning karma and the one you were about to insult is my friend," she told him seriously.

"And my girlfriend," Brainzilla added.

"I would suggest you apologize," the moonchild warned him with a frown.

"... pfffff, hahahahaha you're one of those, right? Those hippies who walk barefoot, don't bathe, shit anywhere and go around stoned as fuck, right? What were you getting into to say such stupid things?" the farmer sneered.

"...", Dawn was not going to stoop to his level by answering him, she was kind enough to warn him, if he was not going to listen to her that was no longer her problem.

"Anyway, I say that your little circle of love and se*Beep* has come to an end," he told Lindsay as she wiped away tears, "if you want to feel something of a truly satisfying size come get me, you know where I am," he said while pointing around. Which was mud and flies flying everywhere, "and I wouldn't mind if you brought company," he said as he looked at the girls around, especially Blaineley, Dakota and Brainzilla.

"Huge pass," said the disgusted reporter.

"Ewww," Dakota said with an exaggerated grin.

Brainzilla adjusted her glasses and showed him her middle finger, "I'm sorry, but this is the minimum size you need to be for you know... playing in the big boys' yard, oh wait," she lowered her finger and raised her pinky, "sorry, in your case I'd say that minimally larger than this is a much more realistic scale for you, kid," the brainiac sneered with a truly sadistic smile.

Scott's eyes widened, and his face turned red with embarrassment. He subconsciously closed his legs and covered his crotch with his hands, "S-Shut up! FYI, I have the size to play in the big kid's playground!"

*Sound of laughter*

Everyone laughed at both Brainzilla's mockery and Scott's words. The farmer's eyes widened when he realized what he said.

"Good for you big boy," Brainzilla scoffed, "not everyone has the courage to so openly admit their... deficiencies," she said in a professional and monotonous manner.

Scott gritted his teeth, "That was a trap! That's not fair! This is not going to stay like this! Do you hear me?! I will have my revenge!"

"Hopefully he at least has the marbles to back that up," Trent told DJ.

*Sound of thunderous laughter*

Scott growled, "I hate you all!"

---

End of the video call.

---

Geoff wiped a tear from his eye, "ah~, that guy does make me laugh."

"Well, I hate him," Eva said with her arms crossed, "it makes me want to hit him when I see him."

"Trust me girl, you're not the only one," LeShawna said.

"It's a relief that we're never going to meet him in person, right?" Dakota told Dawn.

"Yes... A relief," said the reader of Auras in an empty and dead way.

"Here's one last question for Lindsay," Blaineley said, "IrishKatana, it says: How did your sister take the fact that you did the exact opposite of what she told you about open relationships?"

"Oh, that's a strong question," Geoff said, "Lindsay, would you mind sharing your sister's thoughts on your romantic situation?"

"Well, I thought Paula was going to be mad at me when I came home and told her. But it turns out that she was watching the series all the time, so she respected my decision and gave me her support... although she did have her doubts about Heather. But I made it clear to her that it was what I wanted and that I was not going to change my mind," she said, puffing out her chest proudly.

"Uhh~ yes... empower yourself girl," LeShawna said.

"Paula said that if it was what I wanted then she wasn't going to tell me anything, but she told me that an introduction was necessary no matter what," she pouted, "but I think she just wanted an excuse to hug Cody, after the second season she had already told me that she thought he was cute," she said annoyed.

"Oh, so that's why they did the barbecue," Katie said.

"Oh, this is juicy, the older sister trying to take the boyfriend away from the youngest, it smells like scandal to me," Blaineley said.

"Paula wouldn't do that," Lindsay said immediately, "my sister and I love each other very much, and she just wanted to meet my boyfriend."

"And girlfriends," Brainzilla said.

"All of them," Lindsay said, "she wouldn't try to take Cody away from me."

Blaineley rolled her eyes, "the same thing my friend Gladis told me when we met that Brazilian driver."

"Come, fly with me gatinha."

"Ahhh~, Alfredo~," Blaineley said, daydreaming. She shook her head, "well, I think that concludes Lindsay's interview, now we'll move on to our next guest."

"Hey, I'm supposed to say that," Geoff said, "and now we'll move on to our next guest, a really big guy with a proportional heart and stomach, a round of applause for Owen."

*Sound of applause*

"Hahahahaha, it's a pleasure to be here again Geoff, unlike the plane here there is always food," he said as he took out a huge tray of... somewhere, which was full of snacks.

"And you know it goes perfect with snacks?" said Sierra.

Dawn crouched under the seat.

"Mayonnaise!" she grabbed a handful of mayonnaise from the jar she was carrying with her and tossed it into Owen's food, splashing almost everyone on there and making them complain.

"AHHHH! It's in my cleavage!" complained Dakota.

"AHHH! it's in my hair!" complained Topher.

Harold took some of the one that splashed on his face and tasted it, "It has a strange spicy taste, did you prepare it?" he asked the fan.

"Yes, of course... with my feet," Sierra said as she lifted a bare foot and wiggled her fingers.

*Ewwww*

Katie and Blaineley covered their mouths as their faces turned green.

"If wine tastes better when you crush it with your feet, logically mayonnaise will taste even better when you mix it with your toes," Sierra said.

"There are... so many things wrong with that sentence," Noah said, holding back the urge to vomit.

*FALL*

Everyone saw how DJ collapsed on the floor. Justin reached out to get a better look, "I think he passed out."

"Desecrating a condiment like that must have been too much for him," LeShawna said, shaking his head.

Owen picked up some mayonnaise on his finger and tasted it, "It tastes good!"

"You better start asking him questions before he asks Sierra for the full recipe," Gwen said totally disgusted.

"Katie?" the party animal called her.

She quickly scrambled to find a question, "For Owen from gluptakpsp, it says: What did you think of Al and Sierra the more time you spent in the season with them?"

"They're both great guys," Owen said, "Sierra always knew what dish I was thinking of before I said it, and she knew I have a mole under my chin and another on my right buttcheek, hahahahaha even I didn't know that," the big guy said excitedly.

"Great? Rather creepy," Blaineley said, "And what about Mr. Captivating?"

"..."

The reporter rolled her eyes, "Argh, what do you think of Alejandro?"

"Oh! "He's great," he said immediately, "he can speak Spanish, and Japanese, and French, and Italian, and he's very, very handsome."

...

..

.

Everyone stared at him.

"Ah... For a guy I mean, and he's got such a deep voice, and you've seen him with his ponytail? How can he be cooler just 'cause of that?"

"Oh, I assure you we've seen it~," Blaineley said thinking of the Spaniard, "Isn't it? Geoff~?"

The party animal was sitting idly by, muttering all sorts of things about Alejandro, and none of them were exactly a compliment.

"Do you really think that about him?" asked Katie, "I mean, I agree that he's handsome, very, very handsome," she said dreamily.

"Yes... he's really handsome, isn't he?" agreed Owen.

"Okay! The guy is handsome!" said Geoff fed up, "but that doesn't mean it's not pure evil," he said annoyed.

"Oh yeah," Owen said, "Al is great and everything, but in the last few episodes it started to be a little scary. Maybe it was because of stress."

"Dude, the guy conspired to get almost everyone off the plane. He sabotaged and cheated the other teams," Noah said, "you don't do those things out of stress."

"On that note here's a more elaborate question," Blaineley said as she pushed Katie and took over the screen, "this one is from HeavenlyMark for Owen and he says, 'Alejandro hated you from the first episode, do you regret farting in his face countless times or calling him Al?'"

Owen's eyes widened, "Did Al hate me?! And also hated that I called him Al?!" he said with his hands on his forehead in dismay.

Blaineley rolled her eyes, "Why are we even asking you questions?" she said frustrated.

Geoff shrugged, "I don't know, I'm amused by whatever he says."

"Come on, can't you be a little more understanding?" demanded Katie.

"You only defend him because he looks like your friend, the one who is currently in Siberia," the blonde reporter waved at her.

"Because of you!" said Katie about to stand up again.

But Geoff stopped her, "Katie, believe me, I know better than anyone how much that woman makes you wanna slap her."

"Hey!"

"But that's not going to bring Sadie back, you have to be patient, she'll get back to us as soon as the signal comes back and confirm that everything is fine," the partygoer said in a relaxed and comforting way.

The brunette BFF crossed her arms, "you only stop me because she didn't do anything to you today," the brunette said pouting.

"No, I do it because I'm a professional," Geoff said proudly.

Blaineley smiled like a cat.

"Oh, mother earth, this won't be pretty," Dawn said.

"Oh~... Are you sure about that Geoffrey~?" said Blaineley in a disgustingly sweet voice, "How about we try it?"

Geoff narrowed his eyes, "What are you up to Blaineley?"

"Gentlemen, I bring you a new section," she said to the camera, "and it's called 'Geoff Uncovered,'" Blaineley said.

Geoff's eyes widened, "wait, what?"

The screen above them lit up.

---

Video of evidence.

---

Geoff and Brainzilla were in the break room, the two of them alone.

"Thank you for doing this with me Izzy, I don't know who I could have asked for," Geoff said.

"Are you sure you want to do this Geoff? The probability that you will chicken out is 89%," Brainzilla said nonchalantly.

"I'm sure, just don't tell anyone," the party animal said.

*Gasping sound*

"Oh no, Geoff is sneaking out with Izzy to get revenge on Bridgette for cheating on him with Alejandro, eh," Zeke said as he pointed to the screen drawing exaggeratedly hasty conclusions.

"Did you lose a screw? Of course not," LeShawna said, "Right, Geoff?" she asked the partygoer.

"Eh... no, in fact it's just what I was doing," Geoff said nervously, "I was cheating on Bridgette with Izzy."

*Gasping sound*

"Yes, yes, very bad of me, I know, but I already said it, now there is no need to watch the video," he said hurriedly, "take it off Blaineley."

"Geoff, be a male individual of your corresponding age and speak authentically," Brainzilla told him with a bored look and rolling her eyes.

The party animal sighed, "all right... the truth is that I've been watching the films of the season, specifically the parts where Bridgette appears that I've been ignoring until now," he confessed.

On the screen, Geoff looked both ways and then took off his hat, revealing a VHS of the show labeled Bridgette moments.

"I thank you for being here to give me moral support, Izzy," he told the brainiac.

"You couldn't do this alone... I mean it literally, you could pass out or choke on food," Brainzilla said monotonously.

"That only happened to me once!" protested Geoff embarrassedly.

The brainiac adjusted her glasses, "I'll happen to you once... today."

Geoff lowered his head defeated, "anyway, let's see the tapes at once."

...

"Pfff, great," Geoff said after hearing Bridgette's first confessional, "of course she would sound regretful after Alejandro left her stuck to a pole, but if it weren't for that she wouldn't be so sorry."

...

"Who do you think you are kidding? Because I don't fall for that," Geoff said after watching her talk with Lindsay in the Amazon, "she shouldn't have listened to that scoundrel Alejandro to begin with."

...

"Oh no! They have the wrong arm, that fool Alejandro deceived them again," Geoff denied when he saw the challenge in Paris.

...

Geoff was biting his nails, "oh god, watch out the killer is right in front of you! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed in fear and jumped into Izzy's arms trembling.

...

"Run Bridgette! You're falling behind!" he shouted as he watched her race against Alejandro and Heather in Greece.

...

"Oh wow, that angel costume leaves nothing to the imagination," Geoff said as he watched Bridgette in the costume for the Greece playoff.

"Yes... it's a captivating sight, isn't it?" said Brainzilla as she looked at Cody... and also Bridgette, let's not fool ourselves, "Geoff, your nose is bleeding," she warned the stunned boy.

...

Geoff was eating popcorn, "watch out Bridgette that's a minefield," he told the screen with his mouth full of food.

"Don't talk with your mouth full," Brainzilla was doing it too.

...

"That's baby! Show that emu who's boss! Yehaaaa!" shouted Geoff as he climbed onto the sofa and celebrated by throwing his hat in the air.

...

"Wow! Just look at her!"

"I'm watching Geoff," Izzy said.

"She just threw herself into the void and took that sheep, that was so cool," Geoff said excitedly.

...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA also... I miss you too... My beautiful little bear! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" they were seeing Bridgette's confessionals dedicated to Geoff.

"Yes, yes, let it out," Brainzilla said monotonously.

...

"How dare you talk like that to my girl?!" shouted Geoff trying to go to the screen, Brainzilla stopped him holding a handful of his shirt, "they'll see and so do you Alejandro," threatened the partygoer.

---

End of Video Evidence

---

*Exaggerated gasping sound*

Geoff covered his face with his hat in great embarrassment.

"You want to go back with Bridgette?!" said LeShawna with a huge smile.

"Did they officially brake up for that matter?" said Justin, very confused with the partygoer's situation.

"I hope you don't really want revenge for the things I said to Bridgette," Gwen said with a cringe.

"Woah, woah, woah, let's not get ahead of ourselves," Geoff said, "I didn't say I was going to get back together with her."

"But you said you missed her," Harold said.

"And you called her your girl," Beth said with a smile.

"It was in the heat of the moment, alright?!" he said crossing his arms, "I'm still upset about what she did."

"But you're willing to forgive her if she apologizes in person," Dawn said.

"Exactly!" shouted Geoff, "...", until he realized what he said, "No! I mean yes! Agh, I mean, I do want an apology, but that doesn't mean we're going back. At the very least I think we could be friends again. So don't use your weird powers on me," he said looking at Dawn, who just smiled. The party animal looked at Blaineley with spite, "this is why I didn't want anyone to find out."

The reporter shrugged her shoulders, not at all remorseful.

"Aha! It does bothers you!" Katie accused him, "you're not serene or being professional at all."

"Of course I am," Geoff replied.

"No-oh," Katie said.

"Ye-ah!" said Geoff.

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

The two argued in a childish way like elementary school children.

"Ok, both of you, enough is enough, there is no time to argue about who loves me more, we have a show to direct," Blaineley complained.

They both turned to her with a frown, "This is your fault!"

"Yeah, I know, I always make people fight over me, which I can say, it's my gift and my curse," she said in dramatic fashion.

Neither of the two hosts was happy with the reporter.

"I can't stand her," Katie complained.

"Give her time, she'll eventually screw up on her own and we'll make fun of her," Geoff said.

"Fuck that!" shouted Katie.

*Gasping sound*

Everyone gasped as they heard one of the show's pinkest, sweetest girls curse loudly.

"She took me away from Sadie, I want revenge," said the brunette BFF.

"Well, he'll have to wait until after the show," Blaineley complained nonchalantly. She was starting to get irritated that the show wasn't going anywhere, "all right Owen, it's time for a lightning round of Q , if you answer right you get food."

Owen swallowed what he was already chewing, "Really?!" he asked excitedly.

"First question, from Mizugami18 to the Big O: discarding the cocoon of giant caterpillars, what was the most extravagant thing you ate on this world tour? And didn't you think you'd leave Noah alone with a couple of wolves by sacrificing yourself for him?"

Owen started to think about it but nothing came to his head, "well, to be honest I didn't think much about things when I jumped off the plane for Noah, hahahahahaha," he said laughing humorously.

"It wasn't your fault that I was left with just those two as partners," Noah said, "it didn't matter if you thought about it carefully or not."

"awwww, thank you buddy," said the big guy, he took his arm past Sierra and wrapped them both inadvertently in one of his classic one-armed hugs almost suffocating them, "as for the food, hmm... I don't know, I ate a lot of weird things on the plane."

"Even things that weren't food," Noah said, all pressed against Sierra's breasts.

"Oh! How about that cucumber I found in Sierra's backpack," Owen said.

...

..

.

*Awkward silence*

Everyone looked at Owen with frightened faces.

"W-Wait, a cucumber? In Sierra's backpack?" asked Katie turning blue.

"Yes, it tasted weird, I never tasted a cucumber like that, maybe it was foreign," Owen said.

"I'm going to throw up," Topher said, covering his mouth.

"Bluaaaaaaag!", Dakota did not have so much will. She turned around and vomited behind the couch.

"Owen, please tell me that cucumber didn't have a sock on," Blaineley said.

*Belch*

The big burp and a sock flew out, hitting Zeke in the face, "hey, free sock, cool eh."

"AHHHHHHHHH!" LeShawna fled away from school at home.

"Ha, all for a sock? How weird eh," Zeke said.

"Well, I think we all need to forget about what just happened," Geoff said.

"We can't," Katie said on the verge of tears of frustration, "because our next guest is Sierra," she said lamenting.

Sierra sighed, "well, I knew it would eventually be my turn," she said resignedly. She brought her hands to her top and began to undress.

*Gasping sound*

"Hey no! What are you doing?!" said Geoff, looking away as did Blaineley. Katie covered her eyes, and they all took a step away from Sierra.

The fan with the top up and her exposed breasts censored looked at everyone around her, "What? You're supposed to undress for the medical checkup, right?" she said confused.

"Sometimes, but this is a talk show, not a hospital," Blaineley said, "so you'd better hide those apples again and keep them hidden all the time."

"...," the fan shrugged, "okay," she said simply, and once again she was more or less decent again.

"I would usually start this by asking you a question, Sierra," Geoff said.

"Shit... Didn't study," she said worriedly.

"Me neither, eh!" said Zeke, giving a thumbs up. A gesture that the fan returned.

"But I think we'd better get straight to the point and ask her about the elephant in the room," Geoff said.

"Elephant? Where?" said Lindsay looking around excitedly, Dawn smiled at her innocence.

"The smartest person here," the party animal said, "and no, it's not Noah."

"Hey," said the know-it-all.

"But Izzy aka Brainzilla," he said, pointing to the peanut gallery.

*Sound of applause*

"Izzy, you were checking on Sierra after she arrived, what can you tell us about her memory loss? Is it similar to what happened with Cody?" asked Blaineley.

"First of all, I think a little clarification is needed," said the brainiac, "Sierra has not lost her memory."

*Gasping sound*

"Hasn't she?" asked Katie.

"Hasn't she?" asked Geoff.

"Haven't her?" asked Sierra, "uff, that's a relief, for a moment I was afraid I wouldn't remember how to breathe," she said with a smile, "...".

Noah's eyes widened when he saw Sierra turning red, "Breathe!"

"Inhale," Sierra inhaled and ended up panting, "uff, it was a close one hahahahaha."

The know-it-all hit his forehead.

"But she didn't recognize Cody," Blaineley said.

"Sierra? Do you know who Cody is?" she asked the fan.

"Wait, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me," she said massaging his head, "Don't tell me, don't tell me! DON'T TELL ME! I can guess... Ah! He's your boyfriend!" she frowned, "don't wait, he's Lindsay's boyfriend," she said pointing at the blonde, but then frowned again, "Or was it Heather's?" she said scratching her head.

"I'm ... a little lost," Lindsay said.

"You're not the only one," Beth said.

"Sierra didn't forget Cody, she just confused him... with himself," Brainzilla said, seeing that no one understood her and proceeded to explain, "you see, in Area 51 Sierra was subjected to an old psychological practice of electroshock reconditioning."

"Ah?", everyone in the study said.

"Sierra's mind was subjected to extreme stress to generate a selective response."

"Ah?"

"Sierra cured her obsessive need through punishment and reward."

"Ahhh...", they all said understanding.

"Ah?", well almost all of them.

Brainzilla sighed, "Sierra, zap, zap, now she don't like Cody," she said in a silly voice.

"Ahhhhh...", now everyone understood it.

"But reconditioning is supposed to be a very dangerous practice," Harold said, "and in some countries it's even considered torture."

"Well, now you know because it was in Area 51," Brainzilla said, "but you're right Harold, the treatment can have side effects," she said while pointing to the girl scratching her own bald head.

"If I polish it, will I be able to see my reflection in it?" the fan wondered.

"In simple and vulgar terms, Sierra had some fuses blown in her brain, now her ability to reason logically has been... drastically reduced, she is now as dumb as a koala."

"Heheha, they knew that Cody is actually a time traveler," Sierra said humorously, then made the gesture of her head exploding.

"And she also says a lot of nonsense in a random way," Brainzilla added unperturbed.

"Are koalas dumb?" asked Katie.

"They only eat a type of leaf which provides almost no nutritional value and they do not recognize it if it is not attached to a branch, dying of hunger. Besides the fact that they don't even notice when it's raining down on them," Noah said, "I would say they're not necessarily up in the evolutionary race."

"The funny thing is that to get side effects of this level she would have had to have gone through the equivalent of 100 normal therapies or a couple of them but with a dangerously high voltage," Brainzilla said.

"You're saying that if Sierra was less crazy she wouldn't have needed so much therapy, and therefore she wouldn't have any side effects?" asked Harold.

"In vulgar and simple terms... Yes," said the brainiac.

"And she has a fix?" Geoff asked Brainzilla.

"I don't know, there's a reason this type of therapy was banned," Brainzilla said, "the brain is a delicate organ, any misstep and she could end up being a vegetable, thinking she's a rabbit or an opera singer."

Sierra shuddered, "opera."

"Let her stay like this," Justin said, "it was starting to get scary, I remember seeing her on the street at three in the morning staring out the window of our hotel room after a concert," he said with a shudder.

"She seems happier now," LeShawna agreed.

A fly flew into Sierra's ear, could be seen circling behind her eyes and then coming out the other side. At all times Sierra smiled as if nothing was happening. She didn't even blink.

The big sister and Beth exchanged a look of bewilderment.

"Agh, I guess there's no point in asking you questions then," Blaineley said disappointedly, "which means we can speed things up," she said excitedly.

Geoff raised an eyebrow and became suspicious of the reporter.

"I don't think it would have mattered anyway," Katie said as she looked at the fan page, "most of the comments towards Sierra are insults for his actions, and the ones that don't, are requests like this from CaioCola: Could you please show one of your... Sensual... boobies?" she said shutting down with a dead look, "Oh please! Can we have some kind of filter for this type of comment? One in three are requests for a girl to undress live," she complained.

"How did this show attract so many perverts?" complained Eva.

"Our audience was always kinky to begin with," LeShawna said with her arms crossed.

"I would say it was Cody's influence," Dawn said, touching her chin, "but that would be an accusation with no evidence... so... I won't say it," she finished with a mocking smile.

"No, no, that's a very valid argument," Brainzilla conceded.

"Izzy!" Lindsay said with a pout.

"What? Cody is a pervert, it wasn't exactly a secret," she said nonchalantly.

"I know that," she said sadly, "but you could be a little more subtle in front of everyone," said the embarrassed blonde of her perverted boyfriend. The worst part is that even that perverted part of her she loved very much.

Dawn laughed at the things Lindsay didn't say, but her body language and aura tinged to the brim with pink.

"Arghhhh, we're wasting our time," Blaineley complained.

"What's up Blaineley? Is there anything bothering you?" asked Geoff suspiciously.

The blonde stiffened for a moment, "no, no, nothing is wrong with me, just... ah... Give everyone a big round of applause to the boy with the largest head in proportion to his body, Noah!" said Blaineley hurriedly.

"That's not exactly a compliment," complained the egghead.

"Whatever," Blaineley said, "Noah, you could say your performance this season was better than the first one, but you still weren't close to the final. You brag a lot about having a great brain, so tell us, what do you think you did wrong?"

"What did I do wrong? Not realizing how dirty and slippery Alejandro can be from the beginning," he said annoyed, "not only were we all fooled into thinking he was a good guy, but he was also behind most of the eliminations."

"Yes, he fucked you all up good," Blaineley agreed, "some more than others, don't you think Geoff?" she asked mockingly.

The party animal crossed his arms and turned his back on her. The reporter rolled her eyes.

"So you say Alejandro was the reason you lost?" asked Katie.

"I'd like to say that, but I'm afraid my fate was sealed when Chris put Duncan on our team," the know-it-all said.

Gwen had a jolt when she heard about her boyfriend. Dawn was looking at the goth.

"You and Duncan have a legendary rivalry on the show," Geoff said, "you've had a few encounters in the past, which you won quite a few of, which is awesome."

"Thank you Geoff," said the know-it-all, proud of his small victories.

"But this time you lost to your eternal rival," Blaineley said, "and Tumelo Uzumaki-Midoriya Mariri says: I applaud you for your valiant effort, but did you really expect the criminal to really help you? He didn't hesitate to break the heart of the girl he said he liked."

Gwen frowned upon hearing that.

Noah shrugged, "like I said, my chances of survival were already very low, I just didn't want to leave without making one last effort, I didn't really expect someone like Duncan to stay true to his word, he's treacherous, selfish, anarchist and doesn't care about anyone but himself."

Gwen cringed uncomfortably from all the things that were said about Duncan.

"And don't forget his paranoia about nerds," Geoff said, "Harold's joke did leave a mark on him."

The nerd of mad skills adjusted the collar of his shirt in discomfort at the memory of that.

"KevinN1Fan wants to know," Katie read on the screen, "if you had the chance to get back into the game, would you take it? Would you take revenge on Duncan or Alejandro?"

"Going back to that deadly plot full of crazy people with Chris and Chef? Of course not," Noah said, "I want to live thanks ... but yes, I would definitely try to get revenge on those two, although I doubt I will succeed, I mean, I'm not Cody."

"Oh yes, Cody is definitely an expert in revenge," Geoff said, "as his best friend, coupled with the fact that he regained his memory, do you think he'll try to get revenge?"

"I don't care if he does it on my behalf or not, I just want to see those two get their comeuppance," the know-it-all said.

"Ouch, words with quite a bit of weight here on the show," the party animal said, "we all know how strong karma is, so Duncan and Al better wear helmets on their heads all the time."

The atmosphere changed slightly, "now... "What many have been waiting for," Geoff said mystically, "she has already been on everyone's lips because of her controversial actions in the past. Today, she's back for more, and we have the opportunity to bombard her with merciless questions. Give a big round of applause to Gwen!"

"..."

The party animal pointed to the couch, but the place where Gwen had once sat was now empty.

*Gasping sound*

"She's gone," Dakota said.

Sierra gasped, "Did you eat her?" he asked Owen.

"What? No... Or did I?!" the big man said in panic while grabbing his stomach, "Gwen!"

"Gwen!" the fan also shouted.

"Oh, where did she go?" asked Geoff.

"AHHHHH!".

Everyone looked to the side of the stage. The yeti of the Drama Brothers brought Gwen slung over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. She had her arms crossed and her brow furrowed in resignation.

Sasquatchanakwa dropped her on the couch, made the "I'm watching you" gesture, and left.

"Did you really try to run away from this?" asked Blaineley with a raised eyebrow and a mocking look.

"In my defense, I had nothing to lose," Gwen said sullenly.

"Gwen, Gwen, Gwen," Geoff said shaking his head, "in just two seasons you went from suspect to brutally guilty, anything to testify in your defense before we read you your crimes?"

"That I hate reality shows and I definitely hate Chris," she said.

"Gwen, in the past you were accused of trying to get in the middle of Duncan and Courtney's relationship. Back then I remember that you made it very clear that you didn't feel anything for Duncan, so what happened? You stole your best friend's boyfriend, you fought with Bridgette... you tried to conspire with Cody behind Heather's back and left many parents with awkward pending conversations with their children, anything to add?"

Gwen inhaled and exhaled deeply, "Look, I know what everyone has probably written about me in the comments and I know what everyone thinks of my relationship with Duncan. So I'll be the first to say it," she said with anticipation and resignation, "I was a complete, total and absolute two-faced bitch of Heather's degree," she confessed.

Trent raised his finger about to say something, but LeShawna stopped him and shook her head.

"I lied to Courtney... to all of you."

"You lied to yourself," Dawn said.

"... yes... I did," she confessed, "I actually think I started to like Duncan ever since Island's finale, but I preferred to think it was just because we had things in common... however, after everything that has happened between the two, I realize that I was actually romantically attracted to him from the beginning."

"Why did you lie to Courtney then?" asked Katie... the brunette was sad not to hear the classic "what a good question Katie".

"Are you crazy? I couldn't tell Courtney the truth. She's not like Izzy or Lindsay or agh, Heather. She's jealous and possessive, she would have killed me if I told her I liked her boyfriend. Even more so after the fans started adding fuel to the fire with the secret romance thing in season two," she said while looking resentfully at the camera, "I was terrible friends with Courtney and I was also a terrible friend with Bridgette, I even tried to get Cody to support me by putting our friendship on the table, and all of that just proves that I've been a huge fucker to all my friends, and I don't need a bunch of strangers to tell me to know, okay?" she said.

"Girl, I'm going to be honest with you," LeShawna said, "what you did was worse than what Heather did to Lindsay."

*Uhhhh~...*

"I know," said the goth.

"And yelling at Bridgette, it wasn't right, not good at all," she said with narrowed eyes.

Gwen hugged her knees, "now I know it was all a plan by that scoundrel Alejandro but... that doesn't excuse me from anything, I was a piece of trash with Bridgette," he admitted.

"And...," LeShawna insisted.

"And I'm going to apologize... a thousand times if necessary," Gwen said.

"...," LeShawna finally smiled, "that's my girl. What you did was wrong, but we have all made bad decisions in this show, participating being the most obvious," everyone agreed, "as long as you realize that, you are fine with me, but seriously you should apologize to poor Bridgette, the girl has already been through a lot," she declared.

Geoff lowered his head and Katie patted him on the back.

"I'll do better than that, I'll shave that goatee of his to that slippery Alejandro," Gwen said in anticipation.

"Oh, please, I insist," Noah said just as excitedly.

"Well, your little self-deprecating speech has saved us time, and I think we can skip some questions," Blaineley said, "so I'll just ask you the most relevant and awkward ones," he said sadistically as she took a piece of paper.

"Go ahead, shoot, there's nothing they can say anymore to make me feel more down," said the goth.

"I wouldn't underestimate the fans if I were you," Topher said.

"To Gwen from CindyCollinsNineYears," Blaineley read, "let's hope it's not her real age," she says: You were my favorite contestant since I met you and since you started being the publicity image of Princess Gwen. But now you disgust me, how can you take away the boyfriend of the person you say you call your best friend and then act like nothing bad happened? FYI, they broke up, but they came back when they picked up Chris on that bus and you saw it. That you want to find excuses to escape guilt, calling Bridgette a hypocrite when she was sorry and wanting to take Courtney out to apologize later seriously make you the worst friend of all. I just hope you don't get into Cody's relationships later, you bad friend and goth cheater!"

Gwen's eyes were wide open. She sighed frustrated, "well, I asked for it, in more ways than one."

"Here's another one," Geoff said, "oops, this one is strong," said the partygoer.

"It can't be worse than the first one," Sierra said.

"To Gwen from duskrider, she says, 'Now that you fucked up another relationship, why don't you work as a relationship's destroyer, you pale emo goth? I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND WHEN I DO, YOU'LL WISH COURTNEY KILLED YOU YOU HEARD ME WHORE, FROM NOW ON WATCH YOUR BACK," Geoff read.

"Oops, I'm sorry Gwen, if it was worse than the previous one," Sierra said. The goth slapped her forehead with her hands.

"Why are you yelling?" Katie asked Geoff.

"That's how it's written," the party animal showed her.

"Can we end this?" asked Gwen.

"Believe me, I want to move on to the final event as well," Blaineley said, "but even then a couple of things you have to answer," she said with a cruel smile, "DragoGamerKing to the whole peanut gallery and Gwen: Is it me, or does it seem like this whole Duncan cheating on Courtney thing is a way to get her attention? He looked very strange during the challenge in Sweden."

*Uhhhhh~...*

Gwen frowned, remembering Duncan's behavior in their last conversation. But she didn't want to believe that, "that's nonsense. Okay, I accept a lot of the bad things that have been said about him, but come on, why would he agree to break up with Courtney if his intention was to get her attention afterwards?" he said defensively.

"'Cause he's an idiot?" said LeShawna.

"Because doesn't he have feelings?" said Trent angrily.

"'Cause he have a bad taste in dressing?" said Dakota.

"Because he only thinks about himself?" said Justin, looking at himself in a mirror.

"Because he's unable to overcome his phase of rebellion against authority, which shows his enormous degree of emotional immaturity in the face of life?" said Brainzilla.

"Because he really is still in love with Courtney and you're just a passing desire?" said Blaineley mockingly.

Gwen was upset by that, "oh please, all they did was fight," the goth said with her arms crossed, "there was never any real love to begin with between those two."

"So do the Tasmanian devils, but that doesn't stop them from procreating," Harold said.

Dawn shook her head as she watched the goth try to deny the obvious, 'I understand how you feel Gwen, if you accepted even a little bit that Duncan doesn't love you, then everything that happened with Courtney, Bridgette and Cody would have been literally for nothing, and then you wouldn't know what to do. No one wants to think that the person they love doesn't feel the same,' she thought as she watched Sierra poke her nose with the fingers of a chicken leg.

"Can we leave the matter at once?" complained Gwen already fed up with everything, "the only good thing that came out of all this is that at least people won't want to buy that absurd Princess Gwen doll anymore."

"Hahahahaha," Blaineley laughed like crazy.

"What's so funny?" Lindsay asked.

"Oh dear, Princess Gwen's doll is more famous than ever right now," Blaineley said.

Gwen's eyes widened, "you have to be kidding me," she said frustrated.

"Is it more popular than before? How is that possible?" asked Katie.

"Get your evil Princess Gwen doll, now with horns and a demon tail included," Blaineley said to the camera as if he were shooting a commercial and showing everyone the new version of the doll, "the dolls flew off the shelves after this aired," Blaineley said.

Gwen slapped her face with her hands as she sank into her seat, "life hates me."

"And are you surprised?" asked Topher with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, that concludes with the interview section," Blaineley said, "now let's move on to our last activity of the day," she said hurriedly.

"What are you talking about?" said Geoff, "there are still questions missing for the peanut gallery."

"We don't have time for that," Blaineley complained.

"Why are you-" Geoff put his hand on the receiver, "wait a second, it looks like we've regained communication with Sadie."

"Really?!" said Katie immediately as she took him by the shoulders, "Put her on screen, put her on screen!" she demanded as she shook him.

Sadie appeared on the screen. Who immediately crouched dodging a large trout that someone threw at him.

"Agh, there's no need to be violent," complained the largest BFF.

"Sadie! It's me, your girl!" Katie yelled, pushing Geoff aside.

"Katie!" said Sadie excited to see her friend, "I'm so glad to see you, we found Blaineley's fan, but he's angry and he won't stop throwing things at us because it's not her," she complained.

*Blow*

An entire salami hit her in the face.

"Forget the fan, I'm just glad you're safe!" said Katie.

"Forget the fan? That's all the reason it's there. Tell me Sadie, is he handsome?" asked Blaineley interestedly.

"You're worse than the devil," Katie told her.

Blaineley shrugged, "I've been told worse."

"Slut?" asked Sierra.

Blaineley frowned, "You are!"

"Drama Brethers sing Blaineley's traditional Russian song," the Russian-accented fan said.

"ohh~... Sadie, tell my super fan that I think that's super fantastic," Blaineley said.

"Go over there and tell her yourself!" Katie yelled at him.

Geoff appeared on screen again, "wait Katie, a song seems perfect to me," he said with a mischievous smile, "bros, can you help me?" he asked the Drama Brothers.

"Sure bro," Trent said to his feet.

"This must seal the fate," Blaineley said.

---

Musical moment.

---

The Drama Brothers and the yeti began to play a traditional Russian tune while dressed in Russian hats and winter clothes. Geoff appeared on camera wearing a hat and shirtless.

Geoff: "Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl~".

Blaineley: "That's me."

Geoff: "Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl~."

Blaineley: "What?"

Geoff: "She's a nasty fake blonde schemer~, Who calls herself your host, ha~, And without the help of her entourage her job would be toast~, Hey~!"

Entourages: "Hey~!"

Katie: "Hey~!".

Blaineley: "Hey!".

Geoff: "She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand~", he sang on top of DJ, "She's just so full of you-know-what she has to double flush the can~", he covered his nose near Beth and Justin.

Katie:"¡Hey~!"

Blaineley: "I eat a lot of fiber!"

Geoff: "She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four and one size eight~", he put on his pants, "So when she wear the bigger ones you'll ask if she's lost weight~", these fell off because they were too wide.

Katie: "Hey~!".

Blaineley looked at the camera embarrassed.

Geoff: "She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly~," he sang while doing a Russian dance with his pants down, "There's thick, black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley~."

Katie: "Hey~!".

Geoff: "She's a phony scheming weasel nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley~", he sang while still dancing in his underpants, "She steals and lies and she's evil, bros and her real name isn't Blaineleyyyyy~", he sang in the blonde's face, "It's Mildred~!"

Everyone: "Hey~!"

---

End of the musical moment.

---

Blaineley just wanted to be swallowed up by the earth.

Katie? Katie was definitely enjoying this.

*Thunderous applause*

"How do I do it? I'm great, isn't I?" said the partygoer proudly.

"GRRRRRRR".

Everyone was surprised when a huge bear with black fur appeared in front of the camera.

*Blow*

He hit the camera with his huge paw and the transmission cut off.

*Gasping sound*

"SADIE, SADIE!" shouted Katie after the signal was lost, "Oh no, oh no, oh no!" said the BFF panicking, "this is not good, this is not good at all! Sadie is too tasty for animals! Dogs and cats are always licking her! That bear is going to eat her alive!" she said desperately.

"I'm sure she'll be fine, I hope," Geoff said somewhat worriedly.

"Great song choice for a Blaineley super fan, Einstein," Blaineley told him.

"If that's a Siberian brown bear, Sadie's doomed," Harold said. Dakota gave him a zap on the head for that, "Ouch!"

"DJ," LeShawn said.

Katie ran towards Blaineley but DJ caught her by the waist before she could jump on her, "My best friend is going to be eaten by a bear and it's all your fault!" shouted the brunette BFF trying to catch up to her.

"There's a 4% chance that Sadie will survive," Brainzilla said, "it all depends on the bear's mood."

"He was irritated," Dawn said, "both because they invaded his territory and because he didn't have a good day."

Katie was left hanging lifeless in DJ's arms, "my best friend is going to become bear food," she said while crying dramatically.

"I don't think the bear can eat her in one go, so she still has a chance, now, can we please continue with the show? That song took us too long," Blaineley complained irritably.

"Okay, what's wrong with you and time? You've been trying to rush things for quite a while now," Geoff said suspiciously.

Blaineley looked around with sweat on her neck, "nothing, everything is alright."

Katie gasped back to life and having an epiphany, "If the show drags on they won't pay her!" she shouted pointing her finger at her.

Blaineley's eyes widened as she was discovered.

"Wait, that's true," Geoff said, smiling like the Cheshire cat.

"alright, yes, but neither is any of you," the reporter warned them.

"I don't need money, I'm self-sufficient," Geoff said, pointing to his clothes.

Katie looked at her with a psychopathic Izzy-like look, "revenge will be my currency."

Blaineley gulped in horror.

"And karma makes an appearance," Dawn said.

"SHUT UP HIPPIE GIRL!" shouted Blaineley, "you can't beat me."

"Oh we'll see about that," Geoff said amused.

Blaineley gave him a bad look, "Okay, let's move on to our last section. It's time for me to announce our big surprise," she told the camera, "tonight, Total Drama Aftermath will present for the first time, The second chance at Total Drama Challenge!"

Everyone was excited to hear this news.

"Our diverse collection of Total Drama Rejects just got lucky, because they're about to compete for a second chance at the million-dollar prize."

"Did you hear that Izzy?!" said Lindsay as she hugged Dawn to her huge chest suffocating her, "One of us will be able to get back into the game with Cody and Heather!" she said excitedly.

"MMM!" Dawn tried to breathe.

"If we split the chances between the two, we have a better chance of winning," Brainzilla said doing the math.

"Yes!" Lindsay shouted excitedly.

"AH!" Dawn finally broke free from the depths of the most developed blonde's cleavage.

"When I see those two I'm going to fill them with kisses so they forget their differences, muack, muack, muack, muack," Lindsay inadvertently began to kiss the auras reader on the cheek leaving dozens of lipstick marks.

"I'm glad for you, uh, Lindsay," the girl said, trying to resist the brusque affection.

Topher rubbed his hands together like a cartoon villain. He pulled out a phone and covered himself from the camera, "Steve, it's me, I want you to put a new name on the survey."

Two interns arrived with cannons of food cans.

"Five of you are about to catch lightning in a bottle, or in this case, nuts in a can," Blaineley said.

"Keep her talking and delay as long as you can, I just came up with something," Geoff whispered to Katie, she nodded knowingly and the party animal slipped away.

The Total Drama contestants began to gather at the side of the stage for the draw.

"Agh, I can't believe we can't participate and Sierra's cheater can," Topher complained.

He, Dakota, and Dawn were not allowed to participate in the contest.

"I know, right? This is unfair, I want my chance for screen time," complained the aspiring diva.

"I'm sorry guys, but we can't risk your lives, we depend on your sponsorship and your money to keep the show going," Katie apologized.

"If that's the case, why can Harold participate?" said the mini Chris pointing to the nerd.

"Because Harold is not relevant," Blaineley said, "if he dies, there are still two other members of the Drama Brothers who can sponsor us. Now stop interrupting, we don't have time."

"Hey," said the nerd in question.

"I'm sorry honey, but technically she's right," LeShawna told Harold.

As everyone tried to settle down front, Gwen was pushed aside and ended up colliding with Trent.

"..."

"..."

"Argh, this is too uncomfortable," Gwen said, hoping the earth would swallow her up.

"Hehehe, yes it is, isn't it?" said Trent scratching the back of his neck.

"Well? Anything you want to tell me? Curse my relationship with Duncan? Don't worry, after today there's nothing you can say to bother me," she said somewhat dejected.

"When I found out about everything, yes, but honestly, I think the moment passed a long time ago," Trent said, "I ruined things with you myself, so who am I to judge you?"

"..."

"You're happy with this... Aren't you?" the guitarist asked doubtfully.

At first Gwen was quiet, and when she was finally going to speak.

"All right, let's start with this, Fire in the hole!" said Blaineley.

The interns fired the cans.

Owen had his mouth open waiting for the cans, one was trapped in his mouth.

*Blow*

One hit Sierra in the bald head, but the fan didn't react... nor did she move... I didn't even blink... Was she even breathing?

Eva caught her can easily. Harold tried to imitate her, but the can hit him in the stomach knocking him to the ground. One nearly punched Lindsay in the face, but Brainzilla caught it before it made contact and offered it to her. The blonde hugged her gratefully. Brainzilla caught a second can with her other hand as Lindsay rubbed against her. Noah bent down and the can embedded itself in Owen's stomach.

*Blow*

"Ouch!" and it hit him on the back of the head as it bounced.

"Most of your cans contain soft nuggets of continued floozer dunk. AKA peanuts," Blaineley said, "but five contain something very special."

Zeke picked up Sierra's can from the floor, but a second hit him in the face, knocking him down.

DJ covered himself and the can landed in his hand. LeShawna caught hers with confidence, Gwen, Trent and Beth had no problems.

"I think I'm glad I didn't participate," Dakota said after seeing the cans massacre.

"It's not our time," Dawn said.

The diva and the fan thought she meant it metaphorically or reflectively. Without knowing that the auras reader said it literally.

"All right, now that everyone has their cans, it's time to open them to meet the losers who will fight to the death for a second chance," Blaineley said.

Katie appeared in front of the camera, "right after a little bit of That's Gonna Leave a Mark.'"

"YES! What?! Wait, don't you dare-!" shouted Blaineley.

---

That's Gonna Leave a Mark.

---

Courtney was on the plane looking out over the city of London below. She jumped out the door.

*Blow*

And she hit the top of the door before leaving, becoming dizzy as she fell.

...

In Greece's Pieces, Gwen was looking for the bear with the medal as she walked backwards.

She didn't realize that the boar-bear was behind her until it was too late.

"Grrrrrrr".

*Scratch*

The bear ripped off Gwen's skirt leaving her with only her purple panties, the goth covered herself with the trash can lid and walked away from the scene slowly.

...

Alejandro was checking an alien device resembling a remote control with a single button in the center.

He pressed the button and didn't realize he was floating upwards until he left the camera.

*Click*

*FALL*

After a few seconds he fell back to the ground with a strong belly glop. The control was destroyed.

...

In Australia Cody jumped off the rock and fell all the way down to catch a sheep.

*Click, click, click, click, click*

But when he came out of the herd he was full of mousetraps stuck to his face, clothes and fingers.

...

In Sweden Tyler was hammering a board. When he raised his hammer the head flew upwards. The athlete looked at the handle in surprise.

*BLOW*

Then the head of the hammer hit him in the head, knocking him unconscious.

---

End of That's Gonna Leave a Mark.

---

When he returned to the studio, Blaineley was facing Katie, who was smiling pleased.

"You, you, you, you, you, you're not going to stop me from finishing this show on time," she warned.

"Oh, do you want to bet?" Katie replied.

They both looked at each other growling like dogs.

The reporter stepped aside first, "anyway, all the contestants open their cans."

DJ was unlucky, Beth was not lucky either, Trent only received peanuts but he was okay with that.

*Jump*

"AHH! A Chris in a box?!" said LeShawna when Chris's golden head jumped out of her can, "that's an insult to boxes."

"LeShawna is our first competitor for the opportunity, come on people, hurry up!" the reporter demanded.

Zeke got up from the ground rubbing his head, opened his can and a golden Chris hit him in the face knocking him down again.

"Hey, my can didn't have peanuts in it," Owen complained after the golden Chris jumped out of his can. The big guy ate Chris's head and chewed it, "and this golden Chris is not chocolate."

Brainzilla opened her can but only had peanuts inside. Lindsay looked at hers all fearfully and opened it.

*Jump*

"YES!" she yelled and hugged Izzy after Chris's head jumped out of her can.

Eva crushed hers when she saw that it contained nothing. Harold opened his but found no reward. Noah did the same and was relieved to find nothing unusual inside. Gwen sighed, her can was empty.

"That's four," Blaineley said with a frown, "Who hasn't opened their can?"

"Oh no, without a fifth contestant we'll have to wait to make the game, too bad," Katie said sarcastically as she looked at Blaineley mockingly. Making the reporter angry.

Sierra finally reacted by falling backwards on the ground. She saw a can lying next to her and opened it.

*Jump*

"AHHHHHH! There's a shrunken head in this can!" she shouted in panic.

"Finally," Blaineley said, "LeShawna, Owen, Ezequiel, Lindsay and Sierra stand up over here," the center of the stage called them.

Lindsay gave Izzy a kiss on the lips before walking away, which actually made the stoic brainiac smile.

"You five will play for a second chance at the competition," Blaineley told them.

"This is a lot of fun," Sierra said, "I know, I'm going to create a huge information network where people can put information about things they like for others to see and I'm going to write things about all of you and this contest, I'm going to call it a 'big web of information for everyone to share their ideas.'

"...Isn't that the internet?" asked LeShawna with a raised eyebrow.

Sierra snapped her fingers disappointed, "Damn, I thought I made up a new word."

"What are we waiting for? LeShawna wants to play and get back on the show. There's a liar I want to hit," the big sister said cracking her knuckles.

"Finally, someone who speaks my language," Blaineley said.

"Were you speaking in another language all this time? No wonder I couldn't understand you eh," Zeke said.

Sierra gasped, "I was thinking exactly the same thing."

"Really? "Crazy," Zeke said, "maybe we're that sole crates stuff."

"Sole crates?" asked Lindsay, "that sounds funny."

"I think he meant soulmates," LeShawna said.

"Hahahahahaha they both talk so alike now that they could be boyfriend and girlfriend," Owen said jokingly.

Sierra and Zeke gasped exaggeratedly.

"It's true! Maybe we were dating all this time and we didn't know it," Sierra said.

"Really? That explains why I haven't been able to get a girlfriend until now. It's because I already had one," Zeke said with realization.

Sierra hugged Zeke, "I'm so glad we noticed," she said all honeyed.

"That's not how it works!" said LeShawna in disbelief of what she was hearing and seeing.

"Long live the bride and groom!" Lindsay and Owen shouted.

"Hooray!", they all shouted.

The big sister slapped her forehead, "at least now I know that winning this will be a piece of cake."

"I don't care if you get married right now," Blaineley complained, "just do it while you're playing."

"Wow, Zeke and Sierra? I never imagined it, but I guess good for them," Geoff said appearing again.

"Did you do it?" Katie asked.

"It's ready, we just have to do it at the right time," Geoff replied with a wink.

They both looked at Blaineley with childish mischief in their eyes. The blonde reporter shuddered with a shiver, but she didn't know why.

...

A large curtain on one side of the stage was raised showing a large and complicated board on the floor with flags and faces. The five participants were standing at the beginning and the three presenters were to one side.

"One of these five rejects from Total Drama losers just got Total Drama lucky. 'Cause they're about to compete for a second shot at that million dollar prize," Blaineley said.

"I just want to see Cody and Heather," Lindsay said.

"I don't care, now stop interrupting me," the other blonde with big breasts reprimanded her. Then she went back to her mode as a presenter, "So what is the challenge? Think Total Drama, the board game," she said pointing to the board on the floor, "this is no ordinary board game. The failures, that's you guys, take turns rolling the dice and hop your way along the game board. But roll carefully. 'Cause some of the squares are booby trapped. Each square represents either a final seven player or one of the last five places the Total Drama plane dumped 'em."

The order was: Duncan, Area 51, Australia, Heather, Greece, Cody, Courtney, Tyler, Sweden, Alejandro, Bridgette, and London.

"very square has a mini challenge you'll have to complete before you can roll again. Fail and you're out of the running. Get past this twelfth square to face this guard and his final skill-testing question," she said while introducing one of the guards of the London challenge, "First to answer correctly wins! You guys ready to-?"

"Blaineley's Best Moments!" said Geoff, standing in front of the camera.

"ARGH! Do you want to stop interrupting me?!" shouted Blaineley, but then realized what he said, "wait, what did you just say?!"

Katie laughed behind his hand as Geoff spoke, "oh~... Seems a certain someone didn't get the memo about the green room cam being on 24/7," he told her with a sadistic smile.

Lindsay and Blaineley's eyes widened, but the first blonde turned totally red.

"What?! NO! NOOOOOO!" shouted Blaineley.

---

Video evidence.

---

Blaineley was about to eat a pizza, but it fell on the floor. She picked it up from the floor, now it was dirty and full of dirt. Even so, she ate it.

...

Blaineley put on a pair of glasses and picked up an industrial-grade filing machine. Then she used it to file down her long, crooked nails and callus-filled feet. Even sparks were flying.

...

Blaineley was lying sleeping on the couch hugging a full-body Cybergeek pillow, "Me? The sexiest in the world? aw, what a heartthrob," she said in his sleep, "What do you want to do to me what? oh enough, you're a rascal~", she proceeded to smooch with the pillow.

...

Blaineley looked both ways to make sure there was no one, "ufff", then loosened her belly showing a big belly.

*BELCH*

*PFFFFFFF*

She also burped and farted at the same time. Which for some reason ended up splitting the camera lens.

---

End of the evidence video.

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*Sound of laughter*

"My mom always said, "If you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul," Geoff said.

"It's… amazing what editors can do with special effects and body doubles, right?" said Blaineley nervously.

Nobody said anything, they just stared at her.

"Ah... Geoff? Is there a way to delete some videos from the break room?" asked Lindsay nervously and red-faced, "there is... Some scenes from... me and Izzy ah... Practicing yoga? And I wouldn't like them to come to light," she said embarrassedly.

"Don't worry Linds, we have a very professional and impartial manager who is in charge of editing the videos," said the partygoer.

...

Camera room...

"Furious screeches," a rabid and angry monkey would bang on the buttons on the board deleting and posting random content from the show, he would also bang on a couple of cymbals from time to time, and even try to hack the government.

...

"So don't worry, moments of passion with your girlfriend will never see the light of day," Geoff reassured her.

"Phew, that's a relief," Lindsay said. But then she opened her eyes wide, "No! Hold on! Yoga! We were doing yoga!" she said totally red.

"Who cares?!" shouted Blaineley, "We're running late because of that fake clip," she threw the dice at Lindsay, "Lindsay, dice, play now!" she yelled.

"Take your time Lindsay, there's no need to rush," Katie said. She and Geoff fist bumped, which angered Blaineley.

Lindsay stood at the start of the board, "Come on, lucky number seven," she said as he rolled the dice.

And although she did not get a seven (because dice only have 6 faces), she did reach the second highest which was a six.

"And Lindsay lands in Cody's frame," Katie said, "it must be a sign."

"YES!" said Lindsay excitedly.

"I wouldn't claim victory so soon Lindsay," Geoff said as he read a card holding back his laughter, "because Cody's challenge is... pfff... spend the rest of the game in your underwear."

The blonde's eyes widened, "oh," she said embarrassedly.

"You can refuse, but that's a sure elimination," Katie told her.

"Take your time Lindsay, you know, for the fanservice," Geoff said, but he was actually looking at Blaineley.

"Oh of course not," Blaineley said, going to the other blonde.

"KYA!"

*Noise of uproar*

Several pieces of clothing flew off, including a scarf and boots. Until Lindsay was only in her pink underwear.

*Lewd whistles*

The blonde covered herself as best she could.

"Nice buttocks," Brainzilla said from the gallery.

"Ready! Owen, you go on," Blaineley demanded.

"Take your time, my friend, to better visualize the number you want to come up," Geoff told him.

Owen thought about it, "hmm..."

"Just roll the damn dice!" shouted Blaineley.

"AHH!" the big guy threw the dice. And he landed on the two.

"The Area 51 Challenge," Geoff said.

"Great," Owen said excitedly, standing on the box, until two columns rose on either side of where he was standing.

"Owen, you have to dodge some carefully aimed lasers without breaking contact with the square, or a pair of alien face huggers...", two aliens appeared hovering over Owen.

"Will not so much hug your face as they will squeeze the life out of it," Blaineley added.

"Wait, what did you say?" asked Owen, his eyes wide open.

"Ready, set?! NOW!" said Blaineley.

*Zap*

"AHHH!" the first laser shot Owen in the butt.

*Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap*

Followed by many more around his body, "AHHHHHH! My kiwis are burning!" the big boy shouted.

"You were supposed to dodge them," Katie said, grimacing at each laser that hit Owen.

"The shooting area is dimensionally wide," Brainzilla said, "and Owen lacks highly developed reflexes and/or a sense of immediate self-preservation."

*Blow*

Owen fell to the ground all roasted, meaning he came out of the frame, "hmm... something smells delicious," the aliens stuck to his face and he ran off the screen.

"Well, it looks like Owen's out," Blaineley said pleased that things were moving fast, "LeShawna, girl, you're still there!"

"Finally," said the big sister, she threw the dice, and it landed on number five.

"And LeShawna has the challenge of Icarus," Blaineley said.

Some interns brought a pair of wings similar to those used in the Greece challenge.

"LeShawna has to use these wings to reach the flag that we hung on the ceiling of the studio," Geoff said.

"Do you want me to use these tiny wings to fly over there?" asked LeShawna incredulously, "this booty is made for shaking not flying, it's going to take forever," she complained.

"ohh~... we're counting on that," Katie said alongside Blaineley. The blonde looked at her with spite.

The big sister put on her wings and began to flap her wings, slowly rising into the air.

"I don't believe it, I'm doing it," LeShawna said as she climbed up to the roof to take the flag.

However, it was too much weight. Halfway through the feathers of their wings began to detach. Until they disarmed, coming to nothing.

The big sister widened her eyes, "Forget it, I can't do iiiiiiiiit!"

*BLOW*

*Uhhhh~...*

Everyone grimaced as LeShawna slammed into the ground, leaving a crater in her shape.

"Wow, it looks like LeShawna didn't make it either," Blaineley said happily, "this could be over faster than expected," she said looking at Geoff and Katie.

"Never say never," Geoff warned her.

"Zeke, you go on, roll the dice," the blonde told him.

Zeke threw the dice to the ground, it stopped at number three.

"Ezekiel has the challenge of Australia," Katie said.

Geoff read the challenge on the card, "ouch, this isn't going to be pretty my friends."

...

Zeke was now in a ring and on the other side was a kangaroo who was yawning.

"(Damn time zone)," the animal said borelessly.

"Zeke, to advance you have to spar for a full round with a bouncing kangaroo," Geoff said.

"You can do it Zeke, remember everything I taught you," Harold said.

"Let's go Zeke, forget everything Harold taught you and follow your gut," Beth said.

"I don't think this is right," DJ said.

"I know, oh poor kangaroo," Dawn said.

"Poor kangaroo?" said Topher, "poor Zeke."

"You can do it boyfriend I just fell in love with, but I don't even know your name," Sierra encouraged.

"This is a piece of cake eh," Zeke said with his guard up, "I already beat Geoff in a boxing battle."

Zeke didn't take two things into account. 1, that this time they were wearing real boxing gloves.

*BLOW*

*FALL*

"ZACARIAS!" shouted Sierra as Zeke collapsed to the ground in slow motion.

And two, that Geoff and a kangaroo didn't have any kind of point of comparison.

"And Zeke's out!" said Blaineley.

Sierra stepped into the ring, "Nobody hits my boyfriend without hitting me!" she yelled at the kangaroo.

"What?" said Gwen confused by Sierra's words.

"AHHHHHHH!", the fan threw herself at the kangaroo.

*Fight, fight, beating*

*Blow*

Sierra was thrown at Zeke unconscious and with a black eye. The kangaroo just yawned tiredly, "(mate, I need a hot coffee)".

"Oh wow, it looks like Sierra has also been knocked out, a real shame," Blaineley said without hiding her satisfaction, "it looks like we only have Lindsay left in the game, that means-."

"Nice try," Geoff told her, "the game will go on until everyone has completed their turn," now he smiled sadistically, "which means we'll be on pause until Sierra wakes up."

Blaineley's eyes widened. She ran to the unconscious Sierra, "Wake up!"

*Slap*

And she began to slap Sierra to wake her up, "You have a game to play, damn it!"

*Slap*

As she tried to bring Sierra back from the dead, Geoff received a call through his earpiece.

"Hey! Sadie's signal is back, which means she's still alive!" said Geoff.

"What?! Really?!" shouted Katie excitedly.

The screen turned on.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR", and the first thing they saw were the huge jaws of the bear. Which left everyone worried.

But then the image zoomed out showing that the bear was just yawning. He lay down again and showed that he was hugging Sadie who was trying to stay still under his huge arm.

"Sadie!", screamed Katie.

"Shhhh," said the other BFF, "the bear brought me to his cave and won't let me go or leave me alone at any point, I think he fell in love with me," she said dismayed, "I don't even look like a bear."

"..."

Nobody said anything... nobody.

"Sadie, I miss you so much, when are you going to come back?" asked Katie.

"Grrrrrr," the bear growled and hugged Sadie even more against him.

"I don't think that my eh ... new husband likes the idea of me leaving, I think I might be stuck here for a while," she said frustrated, "I'll see you soon Katie," she said goodbye before the camera went off.

Katie looked at Dawn, "Please, can't you say something to the bear? Whisper in his ear like you did with the caterpillars?" she begged.

"I could try, but if Sadie is no longer his wife, then it would just be food," Dawn warned him.

Katie fell to her knees helplessly, "a bear just stole my best friend, Waaaaaaa!", the BFF began to cry.

Geoff patted her on the back, "yes, yes, at least she's not dead, that's a good thing, isn't it?" he said trying to cheer her up.

"¡WAAAAAAAAAA!", it didn't work.

*Slap*

"AHHH!", Blaineley finally managed to wake up Sierra, "I dreamed that nothing was real and that this was all a story written by an omnipresent being who alters reality and the course of things at will and not a real reality TV show run by real people. And you were there, and you, and you, and you, and-."

"Yes, yes, very nice and everything, but you're holding us back," Blaineley said, "So take the dice and play!"

"YOU!" Katie yelled at Blaineley, "You took my best friend from me!" she accused her.

"I did worse things to people I knew less, just grow up and get over it," Blaineley said.

Sierra approached the board and threw the dice, the number that came out was a four.

"Heather's challenge," Geoff said.

Katie slurped her nose and read the question card, "Your challenge is to create a haiku."

"What the hell is that?" asked Blaineley.

"It's a three lined Japanese poem with seventeen syllables," Geoff said after tapping his earpiece, "Since this is the Heather square, your haiku has to highlight one of Heather's positive attributes."

Sierra touched her chin thinking.

"Take as much time as you need," Geoff told her.

"As much as you need," Katie repeated.

"You've got ten damn seconds!" shouted Blaineley.

"But I don't know whether to talk about her slender legs, or her silky hair, her firm, fierce gaze," Sierra said, scratching her hair.

"That's it! You did it!" said Blaineley.

"Wait, those were-" Geoff said, trying to count on his fingers.

"Seventeen syllables," Blaineley said, "Lindsay throw that damn dice all at once!" she yelled.

Lindsay rolled the die, and it fell back into a six.

"Yes!" celebrated Blaineley, "Lindsay makes it to the final challenge in just two turns, which saves us a lot of time."

Geoff rolled his eyes, "Lindsay, the London challenge is one you already know, use the sack and catch the intern that is dressed like Jack the Ripper. Drag him over to Sergeant Beefy here to get the skill testing question to win. Get started!"

Lindsay hoped the killer tried to run.

"..."

But this one wasn't moving, he was too busy looking at the sultry blonde in her underwear.

Lindsay waved a hand in front of her eyes but there was no response. She looked both ways and simply threw the sack on the killer catching him.

*Sound of applause*

"Are you serious?!" said Katie.

"HA! It looks like your vengeful angel Cody played against you this time," Blaineley scoffed.

Geoff and Katie just squinted at her.

Lindsay dragged the sack with the killer in front of the guard, "Alright, what are you waiting for? Ask her the question!" Blaineley demanded of the guard as he looked at his watch.

The guard started looking for the card with the question on his clothes, but he was not succeeding, which began to frustrate the reporter and cheer up the two presenters.

Finally the guard realized where he had left it. He took off his hat revealing the card with the question on his bald head.

"Cody, Heather, here I come," Lindsay said excitedly.

The guard took the card, but began to cough to clear his throat.

"Oh for the love of-!" Blaineley pushed him up and took the card and read it, "what's the name of Duncan's London-based punk band?"

Lindsay's eyes widened, "Does Duncan have a band?"

Blaineley was about to pull the hair out of her head, "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" she shouted.

"Think carefully about your answer Lindsay, and take your time," Geoff told her.

Lindsay would slap her chin trying to think of the answer. but nothing came to her head.

Blaineley eventually lost it, "Come on! Just say it's Der Schnitzel Kickers. Der Schnitzel Kickers is the answer!" she shouted, "Just say it to end this!"

*Ding, ding*

A bell rang and balloons and confetti began to rain. Both blondes were confused.

Geoff for his part smiled like crazy, "Congratulations Blaineley!" he said as he shook hands with the older blonde, "First person to answer correctly gets a one-way ticket to the Total Drama plane! 'Member?" he said slyly.

"Oh~... I remember it perfectly," Katie said with a knowing smile.

"Owwww, did I lose? "Too bad," Lindsay said, "... Does that mean I can put my clothes on now?"

"Me? Out there? With those, those, those losers?!" said Blaineley indignantly, "Forget it! No one can make me go! NO ONE!" she said crossing her arms stubbornly. Then she realized she was surrounded by three interns with a rope, a sack and a baseball bat, "except maybe them."

The blonde tried to flee, but the interns quickly caught up with her.

*Fight sounds*

Geoff, Katie and even Lindsay watched with pleasure as the interns subdued Blaineley and put her in the sack only with her head out.

"Karma?", said Katie.

"Oh, definitely karma," Geoff agreed, "That's our show. Unfortunately Sadie won't be back until she figures out how to get divorced without becoming dinner," he said as he put a hand on Katie's shoulder, "but Blaineley won't be our problem for a while either," he finished happily.

Which also made the brunette smile.

"Let go!", the interns passed by them carrying the subdued presenter on the air, and also carrying her luggage " I have no chance! They'll edit me into some kind of shrill, rude, petty monster," said the reporter.

"Goodbye Mildred," Katie said goodbye with joy.

"Goodbye Mildred!", all the others said in chorus.

"I HATE YOU ALL!" the evil blonde yelled.

"Oh! And by the way! The show was delayed exactly one minute because of your fight! So forget about getting any kind of payment!" shouted Katie.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!".

She and Geoff high-fived, "ah~, that felt so good," the satisfied brunette said.

"You can say that again," the party animal agreed, "Next time we'll be coming to you live from our top secret finale location to give you a wicked sneak peek at all the carnage in store for our final two," he told the camera.

"And it's gonna be brutal," Katie said, "and hopefully ... Sadie will be with us by then, I MISS YOU SADIE!" she shouted into the camera.

"Our friend Topher has a parting gift for all of you people in the audience, which we will show you next. In the meantime, goodbye, see you in another brutal episode of Total Drama Aftermath!", said Geoff.

"Really, has anyone seen my clothes?" asked Lindsay's voice.

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Cody Potential Matches Survey (Current Status).

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Courtney: 22%

Bridgette: 21%

Dawn: 21%

Blaineley: 13%

Dakota: 10%

Katie: 7%

Gwen: 5%

Sierra: 1%

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End of the survey.