Chinese Fake-Out
POV. Third person
Chris begins to narrate, "Last time on total drama world tour. Our resident queen bee made the strange decision to break up with her boyfriend after he regained his memory. Interestingly, the challenge on this occasion was precisely about marriage and love hahahaha. They were all paired with their soulmates, or in some cases, their nemesis," Heather pairs with Tyler, Bridgette with Alejandro, Courtney with Duncan, and Blaineley with Cody, "to get through the challenges of marriage. Where in addition to having the stellar debut of a certain Blainerific girl, everyone faced challenges based on honeymoons. Like getting a wedding dress and carrying them on a tightrope to make their relationship official in Niagara Falls. Just like in real weddings. Cody, now recovered, wasted no time and reminded everyone why he is the audience's favorite. Rescuing his ex and marrying two girls at the same time thus winning the challenge, is there anything that this young man can't do?, what did not go well at all was Tyler, who after his girlfriend left him at the altar to marry another dude, was chosen to make the drop of shame in one of the most brutal divorces in history, " Heather kicks him in the nuts and then throws him off the plane. Chris is now in the cockpit with Chef, "after a heated honeymoon that we can't show you for fear of lawsuits, what will happen now to these 7 participants? What unexpected twists and turns will take place in our next destination? And who will have dreams of winning a million dollars broken? In another exciting and cultural episode of Total... Drama... World Touuuuuur~!".
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"Take this!"
*Blow*
Cody in knight armor, along with Owenzilla, Robot Al, Alien Cody, the English zebra, and Noah, fought with an evil army of living skeletons outside a massive tower.
"We have to get to the tower, the princess is waiting for us!" said Alien Cody as he threw magic balls from his hands.
"They say that the princess is the most beautiful in the entire kingdom!", robot Al said while using a flamethrower.
Skeletons were preparing to rain down arrows.
"What are you waiting for?" asked Noah (who looked like a peasant and was carrying a huge backpack) desperately to the Big O, "Use your shield!"
"Ah... Is it a bad time to tell you that I'm not really a squire?" asked Owenzilla embarrassedly.
"What?! So why have I been carrying this huge shield for 16 villages?!" the pack mule complained.
"I'm sorry, I thought the shield would make me look more imposing hahahaha, I'm actually an archer," said the big man while stretching out an arc.
*Break*
But the rope broke.
"That's not good," Noah said, his eyes wide open.
*Shoot*
The skeletons shot all their arrows at the same time.
"AHHHHHHHHH!", both boys screamed for the imminent danger.
The zebra ran towards them from behind, leaping on Noah taking the shield in the process and covering them all.
*Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike*
When it finished, the ground and shield were full of arrows, but the three below were intact.
"Cody! Leave this to us! Go rescue the princess!"
At the top of the tower, Mr. Coconut in a princess dress was begging for help.
"Got it!" said Cody.
*WHISTLE*
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!", a huge brown dragon with orange lines arrived on the battlefield, and with its breath of flame it wiped out many skeletons. He landed on the ground and Cody climbed onto his back.
"LET'S GO RRRAUL!" he shouted with his sword forward.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRR!", the great beast rose in heaven.
In the tower, a sorcerer who curiously resembled the chef with an extremely fake beard raised his staff in the air, "You guys won't get through!"
Huge balls of fire began to rain down from the sky.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Cody shouted in defiance.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the chef shouted in defiance.
Just before crashing, RRRaúl woke up.
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"(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)", the gila monster woke up suddenly inside a cage screaming, "(Holy shit! Dennis! Dennis! I had that dream again!), he said trying to wake the cat.
*OPEN*
Dennis opened an irritated, sharp yellow eye.
*Crack*
"(AHHH!)", RRRaul screamed as Dennis' neck made a 180-degree turn as if she were an owl.
"(I was dreaming with RICK ASTLEY!)".
*Pull out the claws*
"(Wait, wait a minute! AHHHHHHHHHH!)".
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POV. Courtney
"MEOW!"
"Hmm...?", I woke up after hearing some squeals coming from the cargo area, "agh, why does this cabin have to be next to where they keep those stinky animals?", the worst part is that I had gotten so used to its smell that it didn't even bother me anymore.
"Snoring...", I looked to the side and immediately grimaced. Duncan was with his face against the ground and his butt in the air, however, he showed no signs of waking up, how could he sleep in such a position? He is truly a caveman.
I reached out to put him in a better position. But when I was about to touch it.
"Mmm... Gwen, use your tongue more."
"..." I stopped in my tracks... And I just walked away.
Look at the ones left in the competition, Bridgette, Duncan, Alejandro, and in first class, Heather, that Blaineley and... Cody.
I walked to the common area, I needed a breather, "somehow he always manages to go further than anyone else," I said sarcastically.
"AHHHHH~!"
When I got to the common area I heard something that sent a shiver down my spine.
"AHH~! AHHH~! NOW STUFF HER INSIDES~!" shouted Heather's voice.
"WHAT?! NO, WAIT-! AHHH~! DAMN~! YES~!" was Blaineley's voice.
I clenched my fists in frustration and gritted my teeth almost until they broke, "Is it... it's a stupid joke?!", I felt my face turn red and my lower part get hot, I don't want this right now.
It had already been disturbing to hear them yesterday when we were having dinner, and to know that they really did it with that superficial blonde several years older, but today they are doing it too? That's two damn days in a row! What the hell happened after the challenge to get Heather from breakup to full nymphomaniac?
Either it was all a farce or...
"AHHHH~!"
Was Cody really good enough at it to change her mind?
I shook my head, what stupid things am I thinking about now? I'd like to knock on the door and yell at them to shut up, but the idea of a naked, sweaty Heather opening the door to me with an invitation on her lips is not a scenario I want to contribute to making it happen.
So I decided to go to the confessional to think.
After closing the door and turning off the camera, I sat down on the toilet and took out my notebook. I watched with sadness the part that I had crossed out with a pen several times and almost too aggressively, which said "plans to fix my relationship." Then I turned a few pages to the part that said "revenge plans" where I had already crossed out Gwen's name and only Duncan's remained.
"..."
When did things change so much?
I still remember when it all started a year and a half ago or so. I came to that silly camp thinking it would be similar to the training experience I received when I was training as a CIT. I imagined that compared to a bunch of inexperienced teenagers I would have an advantage, and people would depend on me to help them.
Pfff, what a scam it was.
It wasn't a real camp, but an attempt at a cheap soap opera sold as a reality show. Where no one cared about anything other than themselves and their interests, and where it was definitely not the best... Neither the most capable, nor the person on whom everyone depended.
My team couldn't be further apart if I tried, each at their leisure. Unlike the Gophers, who did trust each other.
I still enjoyed it.
I made some friends, I stood out in the competition, I made it to the four finalists, I met him. The one who changed my life forever. And a certain goth, it had no relevance to me.
Even though I lost so close to the finish, it was a satisfying finish.
But in the second season the good things began to disappear. My team was once again abysmally inferior to the other, I suspected that my boyfriend was cheating on me with that shitty goth, I got kicked out early despite everything I tried to do for them.
And then came the third, right where I am now. This time I had to be in an unbeatable team in every way, the best of the competition. But... That made me realize... that without a strong team, I am nothing.
The reason we were winning was because we had three of the best competitors in the history of the show, Heather, Izzy and Cody, all finalists... and Gwen I guess.
But the fact is that among the four finalists on my team, I was by far the least relevant. The one that came from losing teams.
And what was I doing about it? Nothing...
I gave more importance to my love problems and my new friendship with Gwen than to the competition, and how did that turn out?
My boyfriend betrayed me with the one I thought had become my friend, who had lied to my face all this time.
I wasn't so angry about the fact that she liked Duncan. Watching Izzy, Lindsay, and Heather date Cody, I understood that more than one person can like the same guy. I still remember how we went crazy when Justin arrived on the island, or when we first saw Alejandro.
What really hurts me is that she lied to me and that she tried to steal him behind my back. Same thing with Duncan, what was the whole point of kissing me on that bus if he didn't really feel anything for me anymore? I thought I had regained the spark, and I stuck to that idea for the rest of the competition. I tried to be a good girlfriend, to improve our relationship, to repair it.
"Was that choice ... a mistake?" I asked myself aloud for the first time.
When I found out what happened in Area 51 I asked myself over and over again what I did wrong for him to choose her, why despite all my efforts was I the one who lost? And against someone with a losing mentality like Gwen's. What did she do that I couldn't do for him?
"You didn't do anything wrong... Duncan is the last person in the world who's right about anything, he's just an idiot."
My body shuddered as I remembered that scene, Cody's arms felt so warm at that moment... although now I am ashamed to have cried a lot against his shirt.
Even without memory he always knows what to say to cheer someone up...
What if he was right?
Cody rarely gets anything wrong, and I know very well that Duncan is an idiot. Although it was his so free and carefree way of being to begin with that drew me to him in the first place. Not to mention that he taught me to be more relaxed and open about people and situations, I also liked that tender side that tries to hide at all costs, I thought it was cute.
But that he messed with others just because, that he flatly refused to show me his tender side because it could ruin his reputation, and his way of being so brusque and stubborn, those were aspects of him that I couldn't tolerate.
And every time I stressed it to him, we ended up fighting, breaking up and then we reconciled. I thought I could correct him, make him a better person, someone with a future. But he refused to try every time, arguing that it did not go with his image.
I thought that maybe I was wrong and maybe I should accept them, look for things that we had in common.
But that wasn't enough for him either, apparently.
I said I would show him what I had given up when he won the competition in the hope that he would ask me on his knees to come back.
But now that some time has passed and I think about it again, what am I supposed to do next in that scenario?
Forgive him? Accept his apology? Could we even go back to what we were before? My head says to forget it, but my heart doesn't want it.
I think I'm afraid of what would happen if I just give up. I've never given up, it's the reason why I'm still here, why I have so many achievements, I haven't achieved everything the first time, but I've never given up until I win. Fighting for my goals is who I am, who would I be if I gave this up?
Probably no one.
...
..
.
I frowned.
"I was someone before I met Duncan."
I took my notebook by the side with both hands.
*Tear*
"I was a competitor."
*Tear*
"I was a winner."
*Tear*
"I was strong."
*Tear*
"I was independent."
*Tear*
"And I was fine with my life!"
Now all I had in my possession was a pile of torn paper, garbage. I opened the trash can and threw it all in.
I'm probably never going to get over it, but it's just another failure that I'll have to live with for the rest of my life, and just like with the others, I learned a lot from this one, both the good and the bad.
It's time to stop planning my future and start taking it into my own hands, and Duncan isn't going to be a part of it.
I'm not going to win this competition anymore to get him back. I'm going to win to get me back. I will be the winner I should have been from the beginning.
None of the ones left is just any competitor, it won't be easy, so this time I have to be 110% focused on the competition.
I'm going to show you who Courtney really is, all of them.
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POV. Third person
*Suck*
Cody didn't expect this.
"AHHH~!"
Not that he was complaining at all.
"SHIT~!"
But maybe... Heather was exaggerating just a little bit.
The geek let go of his girlfriend's saliva-filled pink nipple and looked up, "Hey Heather, don't you think we should slow down a bit already?"
She let her head go by moving back a little, she was totally naked as she jumped on Cody's member, in the confessional everywhere.
Heather had a mischievous smile on her face as she watched Cody enjoy every time she jumped on his lap. In the same way that she enjoyed every time she entered between her stretched and painful folds.
The queen bee put her hand on the camera, "What~? You're afraid that... someone us~... catch like this~," she said as she jumped up more excitedly, "I only have~... to press a button and~... the whole world will see us like this~".
Heather was delighted when Cody's face turned blue at her threat, while his member hardened inside her.
'Shit, Izzy was right... sex is... fun~, and very, very satisfying~', Heather thought totally elated.
Perhaps she was drunk from having done it for three days in a row that did not let her think at all well. But weeks of sex had been missed, so in her mind, catching up was a need that was barely being met.
She no longer cared about what Cody or anyone else thought of her, and now that the geek knew everything about the queen bee, she could let out her more honest and playful side with him.
Which is just what she was doing. Maybe she was taking things a little farther, but she wanted to take them a little more.
She slowed down letting Cody's dick slowly slide inside her, "it's a shame Lindsay wasn't here, I wanted to do again what I did to that blonde bitch since camp," she commented lamenting.
She was overjoyed when Cody's eyes widened and she felt his blood travel suddenly to a certain area connected to her, warming her.
"Do it again-? Wow, wow, wow, I thought you were just using her at camp," Cody gasped.
Heather leaned forward, crushing her soft breasts against his chest, taking advantage of the fact that the geek had nothing on top.
She moved close to his ear so she could whisper.
"We were a bunch of teenagers trapped on an island for weeks. With no way to release stress or frustration. And that we also had to share things like rooms or showers. Why did you think I was using a blonde hottie as damn sexy as Lindsay? And why do you think it bothered me so much that she was hanging out with Tyler?"
~0~
After the Awake-A-Ton and the formation of Heather's alliance...
Heather bit her lip as the water from the shower dripped onto her body.
"Girl, if I find another bat in this place again, I swear that guy Chris is going to pay me back," LeShawna's voice was heard from another shower.
Heather swallowed a groan. The queen bee looked down to see a naked Lindsay kneeling at her feet. She held the blonde's head against her wet and sore folds while she stuck her tongue as far as she could reach, caressing her entire wet interior.
"I'm happy to get some hot water," Bridgette's voice said.
Heather made Lindsay get up and lean against the wall. The queen bee moved closer until their wet bodies were pressed against each other. With her perky breasts trapped against Lindsay's huge ones.
"I just hope he doesn't shut off our water again in the middle of bath time!" Courtney's plaintive voice was heard.
"Are you sure this is the kind of thing you do in an alliance?"Lindsay whispered doubtfully, shuddering as Heather's fingers slipped into her slit through its folds, and she began pumping her tight inner walls with them.
"Of course, friends do each other these kinds of favors, right? Aren't we friends? Now stick your tongue out," Lindsay obeyed, Heather wrapped her arms around her neck as she gave her a wet, salivated tongue kiss. At the same time she moved her fingers more intensely inside Lindsay.
"MMM~!"
"Did you hear that?" Beth's voice asked.
"I hope it's not another rat," Katie's voice said worriedly.
Despite being muffled by Heather's mouth, Lindsay's moans almost give them away. Which actually only turned the queen bee on more.
She pulled her fingers away from Lindsay's insides, lifted one of her legs with one hand, and pressed her own slit against hers, rubbing her swollen folds against the blonde's.
They both moaned in each other's mouths as they neared climax, rocking harder and harder, Heather's tongue completely dominating Lindsay's.
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Heather smashed her lips against Cody's, but as always Cody easily overpowered her by taking over her mouth. So he preferred to give him that, while dominating him with her other lips, jumping quickly and sporadically on his member, feeling how he became rigid when he reached his limit.
"MMMMMMMM~!".
"MMMMMMMM!".
They both groaned as they climaxed. Heather spilling her juices on Cody's member, and he shooting all his hot charge inside her.
They remained in that position with their bodies frozen. Paralyzed by the numbness caused by the strong orgasm.
Heather was proud that she had finally made Cody exhausted with her. The boy had a monstrous stamina.
Cody walked away, panting slightly, "Did... did that really happen?" he asked stunned.
"Pfff... hahahaha," Heather laughed like crazy, baffling him quite a bit.
She stuck to him again and gave him a quick kiss, "I made it all up idiot, I just wanted you to get harder", he was still inside her, but he no longer had the vigor he had before.
Cody blushed offended, "Damn, ever since Lindsay told me that all girls do it at least once with another, I can't stop imagining hundreds of scenarios every time I see two girls together."
Heather straightened up and began to fix her hair, "She didn't lie to you, that's true, we do do it with another girl at least once in our lives."
Cody blinked dumbfounded, "Really?"
"At least I licked some girls at my school, all close friends and all beauties. And yes, I wish Lindsay was more... willing to do this type of activity... but she had to go and look at that loser in the red tracksuit," she complained with spite, "a shame."
Cody looked at her in frustration, "Now I don't know what's true and what's a lie!"
Heather smiled sadistically as she stood up with shaky legs, finally disconnecting from the geek and trying to pick up her clothes.
"Well, it looks like you'll die with uncertainty, a shame, isn't it?" she said as she put her panties back on. She thought about taking a shower, but she was probably going to get dirty soon anyway, so she could wait until later, at least she was going to smell like Cody, "at least I gave you a good fantasy to think about."
Cody sighed, he really had nothing to complain about, Heather had undergone the change that Izzy had been waiting for in her and had been pleasing him a lot lately. Even if it was at the expense of what little sanity he had left... if there was any of that left somewhere in his head at this point.
He literally had a heated honeymoon with one of his sexy girlfriends and a milf when he was just 16 years old. How many people can say that and have it really be true?
This easily surpassed seeing aliens in Area 51 and traveling back in time in his book.
Now the question was whether Heather had become a pervert or was it just the euphoria of getting it back that had her like this, and over time her libido was probably going to drop to more manageable levels again.
As he watched his girlfriend's pleasant breasts bounce happily at the queen bee's attempts to get back into her tight-fitting minishorts, the geek came up with a way to check if she's still a bitch.
"So... remember that I made an alliance with Blaineley, right?" he asked her.
Heather stopped after buttoning her shorts. She raised her head and in a monotone voice said, "End that alliance and send the bitch to hell."
Cody frowned, "Come on, you can't say you still hate her after what happened the other night."
"I never stopped hating her," Heather said, "I only had sex with her because she caught us doing it. And I just got carried away because she looked like Lindsay... oh, alright... She has a sexy body, that's all."
"For two days in a row?" the geek asked with a raised eyebrow, surprised that the situation continued the next night during the day off, especially after she and Blaineley were arguing during the day.
"It's very hot! Okay?!" she said with a blush, "it was still sex with hate," she crossed her arms under her chest making it stand out.
Cody rolled his eyes, "and I thought Izzy was weird when it came to sex," 'Isn't she going to wear the top?', "Can't you at least consider it? Her vote could be very useful at this point, as could Bridgette's," Cody told her.
Heather turned around and sat back on her boyfriend's lap (it's not like there was any other place in the small space) even with her breasts exposed, "she's a superficial, self-centered, fake bitch, addicted to attention and the media, arrogant and of dubious loyalty, I don't trust her one bit. And Bridgette is too naïve. Besides, why would we need them? We already have a clear advantage, don't we?" she said, alluding to a certain topic that was not safe to talk about there.
They were lucky that Blaineley didn't hear them in first class. When Cody asked her when she woke up, she said that Heather's moans did and she didn't seem to be lying.
Cody wrapped his arms around Heather's waist and pulled her to him, "I wouldn't count on it, our enemy is Alejandro. This challenge will be where he will be more vulnerable than ever, but I have no doubt that he could find a way to save his skin," he knew Alejandro better than anyone and knew how clever he was when it came to improvising. This time Courtney didn't have a reason to help him, but who knows what the Latino could pull out of his sleeve.
Heather folded her arms, "Do you really think we can trust Blaineley?"
Cody brought his hands to her breasts and massaged them making her purr. Heather blushed with delight as she took her hands and pressed them tighter against her, "I think so, with us as allies, what more could she need?"
"Attention, fellow passengers."
"...," Cody stopped, his face turning pale as he heard Blaineley's voice over the loudspeaker, "Really, universe?!"
Heather glanced back out of the corner of her eye with a clear question in her eye, "And did you stop 'cause...?"
"I'll be right back!" Cody lifted Heather from his lap, grabbed his T-shirt and shirt, and slammed the door open.
Courtney and Bridgette were shocked when Cody ran past them.
"At least you could have finished," Heather complained with a pout.
Courtney and Bridgette looked at the half-naked queen bee with grimaces that clearly asked "Are you serious?!".
"Yes, we came back, get over it, it's not like you don't know," said the queen bee with boredom at her expressions.
"Something's really wrong with you," Courtney said.
"Honey, you have no idea," Heather replied.
Was the queen bee going to finish dressing at some point? We'll never know.
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A few minutes earlier, economy class cabin...
"Dude, we have to do something about Cody, he's a big threat in the competition," Alejandro told Duncan.
"I admit you're right, but why should I trust you? You are a threat equal to or greater than him," the criminal accused him directly.
"Because you know me, you know that I would not dishonor a gentleman's agreement. But you and Cody on the other hand don't get along very well, do you?" said the Spaniard.
"You're not wrong there. Also, after dinner the other night I'd really like to kick his ass off the plane first for once," Duncan said.
They both shuddered as they remembered Heather and Blaineley's joint moans. You could tell that the blonde wanted him, but how did Heather even accept something like that?
Alejandro decided to ensure Duncan's loyalty by pouring fuel on the fire, "you know, I think Courtney has been very close to Cody lately in the last few episodes, I wonder if there's something going on there too?"
Duncan's eyes widened, but it only lasted a few seconds, "pfff, yeah sure, like something was going to happen between those two. Courtney is Courtney and womanizers don't suit her. Besides, now that the witch stopped pretending and got back with the nerd, there's no way he's going to let her be a part of it. She really hates her," he said, recalling all the interactions between Heather and Courtney.
Alejandro smiled knowing that what he was going to say next was going to completely stir up the criminal, "she hated Blaineley too."
...
..
.
Duncan's eyes widened.
Confessional.
Duncan
"It's not that I care what Courtney does with her life now... but this is still a competition and if she somehow convinces Heather to give her her vote it will be the end of me."
End of confessional.
"You know what? I've been reconsidering it and I think sticking with the deal we had before the merger is a good idea," Duncan said.
"I weighed exactly the same," Alejandro said.
They both shook hands with totally fake smiles.
"Attention, fellow passengers," Blaineley's voice said over the loudspeaker.
...
Cockpit...
"Feeling alone in the game? Looking for an ally you can call your very own? Consider joining forces with me. You won't regret it. This promise is not legally binding. Offer may be withdrawn at any time," she finished and hung up the microphone. Then she turned to look at the chef, "Have you considered helping out a contestant?"
Cody walked in the door and grabbed Blaineley by the ear, "walk."
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, HEY!" she shouted as she was dragged out of the cab in a more than humiliating way.
Chef breathed a sigh of relief, "finally, peace and tranquility," he let go of the steering wheel and lay down with his feet on the dashboard ready to take a nap. The plane began to tilt.
...
Cody led Blaineley out of the cockpit, ignoring the plane's slight tilt.
The blonde slapped his hand away from her ear, "Is that the way to treat your wife?"
"What are you doing? You already have an alliance," Cody complained.
"I know, and that disappoints me honestly, it's been three days since the first challenge and I've only formed one alliance, everyone knows that to win this game you need three or four alliances that you can betray or sell while keeping yourself safe all the time," she said puffing out her broad chest proudly.
"Wow, that's actually a very clever idea," and Cody knew it because Alejandro had alliances with everyone when he arrived at Niagara Falls last time, "I give you a 9 in creativity."
"Aw, really," Blaineley said pleased.
"And a four in execution," he said with his eyes rolling.
"A four?! Why?" she asked, offended at receiving such a low number, for whatever reason.
"When you're looking for allies you don't go and advertise it to everyone like you're selling soap, now everyone knows you're not trustworthy," the geek pointed out, "not to mention trying to ally with staff is cheating."
Blaineley looked away as if she had done nothing wrong, "I don't know what you're talking about, besides, what's the point of participating in this show if you're not going to make a big fuss like conspiring with everyone present?"
'Did she just say that with a double entendre?', "Heather is not going to be happy if she finds out that you are trying to form alliances behind her back."
"I don't care what that bitch thinks, she practically raped me and humiliated me in a moment of vulnerability," she said as she began to cry falsely in dramatic fashion, "How can you prefer her to me? Your wife."
"..."
"How was that? Do you think I'll get a Gemmie for that? Should I say it in my performance during the show?"
Cody was beginning to suspect that Blaineley was even more airhead than he originally considered. That raised the question of whether her position of influence in the world of stardom was something she had earned more with her brain... or with her body.
And this time Cody wasn't too keen on the answer.
"Just promise me that you won't try to cheat, and I won't tell the others on this plane that you're trying to form alliances with everyone."
Blaineley gasped offended, "That's blackmail!"
Cody smiled, "Yes, it is exactly what it is, Mildred."
Blaineley turned pale upon hearing her real name from the geek's lips, "How do you know that name?!"
"It doesn't matter, you don't want Heather to hear it, do you?"
Confessional.
Blaineley
"That geek just threatened me?! Me? That's it... He is so... agh bad and fucking hot~," she said as she slumped down on the toilet biting her lips and fanning herself with her hand.
End of confessional.
"Well, you win, I'll be a good girl and I'll behave well, for the sake of appearances," said the blonde in a childish voice.
Cody wasn't convinced, Blaineley was unpredictable to say the least. He looked both ways before doing what he had in mind. Normally he would just try something like this with the old Heather.
Cody pushed Blaineley against the wall to the blonde's surprise and began to kiss her with his tongue.
"MMM~!", instead of trying to push him away, Blaineley wrapped my arms around the geek's neck.
Both of Cody's hands slid under the blonde's dress to her butt, squeezing it and making her moan accordingly.
After a few minutes Cody walked away, leaving a trickle of saliva between his lips.
"If you behave, there may be a small reward waiting," he told her with a mischievous smile.
Blaineley's crotch tightened in pain as she recalled the past two days.
"Oh~... that sounds nice~," she said wishfully. Cody gave her one last squeeze before walking away, "Wait! At least let's finish this! Even if that's in that stinky bathroom!" asked the blonde.
With some regret Cody walked away, "sorry, we have a deal, there are no rewards in advance", plus he didn't know how well Heather would take him jumping on the milf behind her back, better not to risk it.
Blaineley sulked with her arms folded, "that was so rude and disrespectful... ah~ how I love it," she said a moment later delighted.
She looked at the cockpit door, for a moment considering going back inside.
But instead she walked away.
What the geek offered her was more than satisfying, besides, "How difficult can this silly game really be?".
The rats that hovered around the plane hit their foreheads and shook their heads when they heard her.
"Squeals (she said it, didn't she?)".
"Squeals (yeah she said it)."
The rodents would pray for her soul.
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Several hours later the competitors disembarked from the plane and were greeted with the rustic and amazing view of one of the 7 wonders of the world. The Great Wall of China.
As the others walked ahead, Cody steeled Bridgette to the back of the crowd.
"Hey, Heather, Blaineley and I are going to vote for Alejandro," Cody told her.
"Really?" the surfer asked surprised.
"We have to make sure he doesn't get immunity," the geek told her.
Bridgette smiled, "got it."
"How's my ex-wife?" Duncan asked Courtney to annoy her.
"...", but she completely ignore him.
"Hello? Your ex-husband talking to you?"
"..."
"Oh, so you're just going to give me the silent treatment now? How mature."
"..."
Duncan was a little burned when Courtney walked away from him undeterred.
Heather patted him on the back as she walked past him. Although the queen bee's smile was more for humor than for real empathy.
Confessional.
Duncan
"She'd never overlooked me before like that," he said as he rubbed his arm anxiously, "she didn't even frown, she couldn't have gotten over me so quickly... Right?"
Heather
"Owwwww, it looks like someone has been left in the friend zone, I wish I liked him enough to help him. Now that I'm officially back with my boyfriend I don't want that stuck-up, chaste CIT drooling over my man or my girls."
Courtney
"Achoo! Agh, someone is talking about me, or what?" she asked, rubbing her nose.
End of confessional.
After their conversations, they all stopped at the foot of the imposing wall, where Chris was already waiting for them.
"Ni-hao. Welcome to China," said Chris, "a vast country rich in history, culture, innovation, and delicious sauces, and animals that make kung fu."
Everyone looked at the presenter with kung fusion.
"Animals that do kung fu?" asked Heather.
"What? I saw it in a movie," Chris said.
"Kung fu Panda?" asked Cody.
"You do know that's not real, right?" asked Courtney rolling her eyes.
"Of course I do!" said Chris.
"..."
"The 2 is! Okay?!" said the host defensively.
"Blah, blah, blah, blah movies, can we get on with the game? People want to see a little bit of action, or they want to see me in action," Blaineley said, posing with one hand behind her head and her chest puffed out.
"Pfff," Heather sneered, "You? Do you really think you can be the star of this show? Your expiration date in front of the cameras expired years ago."
Blaineley gasped offended.
Cody slapped his forehead with his palm, 'wow... they didn't even last 2 hours'.
*Spanking*
"Meep!" Heather was startled when Cody hit her the butt.
The others did their best not to make fun of them.
Heather narrowed her eyes, 'What do you think you're doing?'
'What are you doing? Stop provoking her.'
'But I don't like her,' she pouted.
'Well, hold your horses, you look like a brat.'
'Oh, you didn't just call me that,' she opened her eyes angrily.
'Well, act like someone your age, woman!'
'Okay, okay, but don't even think about spanking me in public again.'
"What's wrong with them?" Duncan whispered to Alejandro in confusion.
"I don't know, they just look into each other's eyes making faces," said the equally lost Spaniard.
No one understood what was happening between the two lovers.
"Although I like to see the happy couple arguing, we have a show to do so all the attention back to me, shall you?" said the host with annoyance.
"Watch out Chris, if you keep frowning like that you'll get more crow feet eyes, not very good for a host's image," Blaineley said.
"AHHH!" the host got scared and looked for a mirror, "Crow feet eyes? I don't have crow feet eyes! Do I?" he said, looking at himself in the mirror with alarm.
"Hahahahahahahaha!", the competitors mocked him.
"Ok, that's enough, now I'm going to tell you the challenge and I don't care if you listen to me or not," Chris said sullenly as he looked at Blaineley with the "I'm watching you" gesture. Something that the reporter did not care about.
...
Butchie and Kevin were watching the show from the sidelines when Dennis and RRRaúl arrived.
They were both surprised when they saw the Gila monster. Dennis walked past and sat down next to them.
"(What happened to your tail?)"Butchie asked him.
RRRaúl looked back, he didn't have a tail, "(ah, I got rid of it, it was starting to weigh me down, tie me to the earthly plane, you know? Besides, it will grow back)".
"(But how-?)" Kevin tried to ask.
"(I said it will grow back!)"
...
"Our first challenge is torn from the pages of her rich history. In 8000000 BC, King Dim Sum led a battalion of donkey warriors down this very Great Wall," Chris said.
"8000000 BC was the Miocene Era. There were dinosaurs," Courtney said.
Chris frowned, "It seems that we're very chatty today, aren't we?" he said annoyed, "We provided a selection of vehicles to race to our mystery destination. They're first come, first served. It's the Chinese way. Ready", everyone got into a race position, "set... Go!".
The remaining 7 players began to run up the climb that led to the top of the wall.
Chef approached Chris as he watched them run, "you didn't warn them about the traps."
"No, I didn't," Chris said undeterred, "that will teach them some respect."
The two men began to laugh.
...
Cody was running at the front of the group, he was the one who started first and the one who was closest to the climb when the race started.
It was not overlooked that Chris did not receive any calls.
Honestly it was surprising how, after all the effort the boys put into the Aftermath to collect donations, Chris had already squandered most of the budget again at this point. That man didn't make any kind of financial sense.
If the producers didn't call him this time it must be because they managed to raise more money on the Aftermath, or maybe it was the fact that he already lost a million dollars, it may have put the host in the producers' sights, making Chris more cautious with money, maybe it's both.
The point here is that with more budget, the challenge will definitely be a normal elimination. There's no reason to get rid of two people at once like before. After all, there are still four episodes plus the final. So the times still give the host to make eliminations of 1.
"Agh, stop breathing on the back of my neck", behind him was Heather, and right on her back was Blaineley, the queen bee complained about her, which annoyed the blonde.
Cody told her to keep the alliance a secret. For she knew perfectly well how to keep up appearances.
"HYYYYYYA!"
*BLOW*
"AHHH!" Heather fell to the ground as Blaineley knocked her down with a punch.
"I'm sorry, you were in my way," the blonde said as she passed by.
"Oh you didn't just do it!" complained Heather, rising from the ground. Blaineley stuck out her tongue.
Confessional.
Blaineley
"It's all part of the plan," she said winking at the camera, "Also, big ups to my hand-to-hand combat instructor, Butchy. You are not a 'roid monkey, no matter what I said."
Heather
"I... I 'm going... to... kill her."
End of confessional.
"Are you serious?" Cody asked Blaineley rolling his eyes as he walked past her.
"We have to keep up appearances," the reporter said, then jumped into the two-wheeled cart (which is called a rickshaw), "come to me allies, if you wanna pull the cart of course," she said.
Cody shook his head, she wasn't subtle at all, though she wasn't necessarily the first time either. They were just too stupid to see it... except Heather and her paranoia.
The geek picked up the skateboard while running. If Alejandro wanted that immunity then he was going to have to earn it.
Then he ran to someone very familiar and took the pogo-stick beside him. He now had three means of transport in his possession.
"Hello Ace, it's been a while since I last saw you," he said to Donkey while caressing his mane.
"(If you say so, strange guy I've never seen in my life)," said the donkey with a deep voice and a bored attitude.
"Come on, look a little more... Alive?" said Cody.
"(I can't, I'm retired)," said the donkey.
"From being happy?"
"(Yes)."
"It's mine, it's mine."
"Oh of course not."
Courtney ran to the bike and when she took it Duncan did the same on the other side. Both began to struggle.
"Let go of it you hard-skulled savage! I claimed it first!" complained the CIT.
"HA! You're talking to me again!" the delinquent said, "I knew you couldn't ignore me forever!" he said as he tried to take the vehicle from her.
"And who the hell cares for that?!" she complained.
"Well, you! There's a reason you've been trying to ignore me!" said Duncan, "But look at us now, we look like a divorced couple fighting over goods, just like in the old days!"
Courtney's eye trembled at Duncan's nonsense, "you're right, I'm glad FOR YOU!"
*BLOW*
"AGH!" Duncan fell to the ground after Courtney punched him in the chin while lifting the bike into the air. And just in case.
*CRUSH*
"OUCH!" she also dropped the heavy object on him.
Then she walked away from him as if nothing had happened, "enjoy the consolation prize," she told him, referring to the tricycle next to the criminal.
"Great, I like tricycles," Duncan replied. A shadow rose above him, so he hugged the tricycle, "forget it, I saw it first."
Alejandro shook his head, "amigo, this is pathetic, you have to forget about Courtney for the moment, remember what our goal is."
Duncan stood up with the tricycle in his hand, "Me thinking of Courtney? Pffff, I'm not doing such a thing, in fact I'd say it's quite the opposite. Relax, I haven't forgotten our deal. And I never... look pathetic," he said, getting on the tricycle less than half his size. He started pedaling on the small transport, "hey, this is fun, like a clown bike haha," he said as he drove away.
Alejandro shook his head, he had already done everything possible for him, now his own humiliation was his problem.
He looked around trying to find a second means of transportation, "now, where will there be-?", the Spaniard stretched out his arm reflexively and caught something that flew towards his face. He looked at him carefully to realize that it was the pogo-stick.
"I think you're going to need that, Al," Cody said, leaning against the donkey as he spun the skateboard on his finger.
"In fact, I think I'd prefer that old, handcrafted old-fashioned skateboard if it's not too much of a hassle my friend," the Spaniard said kindly.
Bridgette finally arrived and stopped next to the geek panting to catch her breath.
Cody pressed the skateboard against the surfer's chest to surprise her, but she accepted it anyway.
"Sorry Al, I think Bridgette needs it more than you do," the geek said as he wrapped an arm around the surfer's neck, who mimicked his action, smiling, "you know ladies first and other gentleman stuff."
Blaineley watched the show from his place in the cart, "oh~... if only Geoff was here."
RRRaúl emerged from inside Blaineley's cleavage.
"(AH! Finally fresh air... Where am I?)".
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!", the blonde shouted in terror, the other plagues were also getting on the bandwagon.
Rabioso he was perched on the bottom of the cart out of sight of everyone, from his position he looked with resentment at Bridgette, his last target.
"Thank you, what a gentleman you are Cody," Bridgette said in an exaggerated way. She kissed him on the cheek as a thank you and then jumped away on the skateboard, "Come on, this is like surfing," she said to herself confidently as she propelled herself forward.
Alejandro frowned at the geek for a moment but preferred not to make a big fuss, "well, I guess I'll see you at the finish line too... if you survive, of course," he said as he climbed on the pogo-stick.
And just as Cody expected, the Spaniard handled the game much more easily than Sierra, but that didn't diminish one bit how ridiculous he looked jumping on that thing.
"Ahem."
Cody turned around to see Heather with her hands on her hips looking at him in a recriminatory manner.
"Hello? Is there nothing for your girlfriend?" she complained.
"How about a kiss?" Cody said with pursed lips. When Heather approached him with her fist raised, he raised his hands, "Just kidding, just kidding! I have your carriage right here," he said, stepping aside and showing the cart where Blaineley was trying to drive out the pests.
"Get out of here! This is a premium VIP transport not a food truck!" the reporter complained.
"You've got to be kidding me," Heather said with dead eyes.
Cody finished tying Ace to the car posts and turned around, "you can go to the finish line in these super uncomfortable Chinese shoes, on the donkey with me, or in the comfortable car seat, you choose."
Heather looked at the uncomfortable shoes, then at the donkey that spewed an Owen-grade fart at her, and finally at the plague-infested snake nest.
"We don't even fit the two of us in there," she complained, pointing to the car.
Cody smiled and moved his eyebrows a couple of times.
"I hate you," the queen bee said as she walked to the cart.
"It didn't look like it this morning on the confessional," the geek said, "in fact... you even jumped happily."
"I REALLY HATE YOU!"
"Hahahahaha," Cody had nothing left to do but laugh. Heather being affectionate was great, but nothing could compare to messing with the bitch Heather.
The plagues moved away from the reporter, giving her a break.
*Sit*
"AHHH!" but then Heather sat on Blaineley's lap crushing her against the seat, "Excuse me? It's busy! Take your huge ass somewhere else," the reporter said.
Heather looked back arrogantly, "What's wrong Blaineley? Allies are supposed to do favors for each other, don't tell me you don't know how alliances work?"
Blaineley pushed Heather trying to throw her, "yes, I'm supposed to benefit," she said cheekily.
Heather became angry and crushed Blaineley again. The two looked at each other angrily.
Then they started fighting, slapping each other like elementary school girls.
Cody shook his head, "they're made for each other. Well, what do you say if we start moving?"
"(What does it matter? I only have 20 years to live)," said the donkey. RRRaul was sitting on his head, sticking out from between his ears.
"So little?" asked Cody sarcastically and with rolling eyes as the donkey walked.
Kevin and Dennis climbed onto the roof of the cart and Butchie was sitting behind Cody watching the two aggressive females fight.
...
Courtney was pedaling along the road to the Great Wall of China. Until now she was the one that was in the lead.
*Ring, ring*
"Ha, I finally catch up with you."
The CIT turned around only to see Duncan pedaling on the ridiculously small tricycle, "pfff", she tried her best not to laugh.
"Are you laughing?" asked Duncan.
"Just because you look incredibly ridiculous," the CIT said.
"Ha, it's your loss, I'm doing it on purpose," Duncan said arrogantly.
"I really doubt that," she said, pedaling away from him.
"Wait... agh, there's something I want to talk to you about," the delinquent said.
Courtney debated whether to ignore it and move on or listen to it.
She sighed, her curiosity was stronger, so she slowed down, "talk fast, I'm trying to win a challenge."
Duncan looked around before speaking, "I want you to help me eliminate Alejandro, I don't trust him one bit."
"To be fair, have you ever trusted anyone?" she asked with her eyes narrowed with rancor and a clear double implication.
"Yes, yes, I messed up with you, I accept it, alright? But if we keep aiming at our necks, we're going to be kicked off the plane sooner or later."
"Maybe you, but I'm not going to lose, I'm going to win immunity and I'll be safe," Courtney said, "you just want to use me to keep you in the game and then you'll stab me in the back again," she accused.
"Well, yes," Duncan said as if that's obvious, "but you say it like you're not expecting it."
Courtney narrowed her eyes at him, "Let's set the record straight, I... don't need you, you... need me completely to save your pathetic skin, and if you want to win my favor THEN AT LEAST TRY TO TRY A LITTLE FOR IT!" she shouted at him. Then she pedaled more eagerly to get away from him.
Confessional.
Duncan
"AGH! That girl is so stubborn, angry, and resentful!" he sighed discouragedly, "just like she's always been."
End of confessional.
Duncan heard the strange sound of something bouncing, looked back to see Alejandro arriving in the jumping pogo.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha, old man you look ridiculous," the criminal mocked.
Alejandro looked back at the subject who was pedaling on a tricycle half his size, "I look ridiculous? Have you seen yourself lately?... And what were you talking about with Courtney?" he asked.
"I was trying to get her to join us against the nerd, but she's as stubborn as a donkey," the offender said.
Alejandro rubbed his chin, "Courtney is a tough nut to crack, but if we prevent her from gaining immunity, she will be as endangered as all of us."
"Are you talking about scaring her into giving us her vote? I do like that plan," said the criminal excitedly. He began to pedal harder to catch up with the CIT that was running ahead of them.
Alejandro also began to take longer jumps to catch up with Courtney.
Duncan realized that Alejandro was overtaking him, so he pedaled faster.
And realizing this, Alejandro squeezed the spring of the pogo more forcefully to advance more than him.
Somehow this had become a race between the two of them.
"What's that?" asked Courtney in front of them. There was something like a basket woven into the ground in the middle of the road.
Whatever it was, it looked very suspicious, so the CIT went around it to avoid it.
Alejandro, who had also outperformed Duncan, saw the object and simply jumped over it.
"What is that?" the criminal wondered, but unlike the other two, this one was so hard-headed as to pedal directly towards the object.
"Yo! Wanna know what else the Chinese invented?" asked Chris from his helicopter.
*KABOOOOM*
"AHHHHHHHH!".
Bridgette staggered atop the skateboard when a loud explosion occurred in front of her, "What the hell was that?" she wondered worriedly.
She pushed further to catch up with those ahead.
Duncan approached Alejandro, who was surprised to see him covered in ashes and a little scorched.
-0-
"Move your fat ass away from me!" complained Blaineley. Instead of Heather sitting on her lap, they both tried to share the seat, where it turned out that they could both fit just enough. And they didn't like that, so they kept arguing.
"If you want, I can chop your butt surgery so that it deflates, so we can fit more space," Heather insulted her.
Blaineley gasped, "Everything about me is natural! But I understand your envy, small tits," she said, putting her arm under her huge breasts to make them stand out.
"Foreheadsaurus!" shouted Heather.
"WITCH!"
"FAKER!".
"Girls," Cody said boredly.
"(Humans)," Dennis said trying to sleep.
"(Bitches)," Butchie said as he watched them growl at each other.
Those who were enjoying the trip the most were RRRaúl and surprisingly Ace.
"(I want to break free, I want to break free~. I want to break free from your lies~. You're so self-satisfied I don't need you~. I've got to break free~, God knows, God knows I want to break free~)," the two animals sang, "(Hahahahahaha!)".
"(It's been years since I sang that song)," said the donkey showing lazy joy, "(since my younger days, when I was an actor)."
Dennis woke up to hear this, "(You were an actor, dude?)" the cat asked him.
"(And a very good one, I participated in two children's programs, one where I was friends with a yellow bear who loved honey and another as a supporting role in a cartoon of ponies. I also played the role of best friend in a movie about a big, fierce green ogre, those were good times)."
"(Dude, you're automatically cooler)," RRRaúl told him, standing on his nose.
"(Thank you, friend, you remind me of someone I knew for a long time, and he was a best friend)," he said, recalling the past.
"(And what happened to him?)"The lizard asked.
"(You're a cat-astrophe!)".
"(And you, are ri-donkey-lous!)".
'(... ¡Ahahahahahahahaha!)'.
"(And don't forget the puss!)".
"(And donkey!)".
As he smiled as he looked up at the sky, "(my friend lived his life... and what a life it was)," he said smiling.
-0-
Bridgette eventually caught up with the other four when they reached a steep climb, but like everyone else, she was putting in a lot of effort to get up.
"So you finally decided to honor us with your presence, huh? Bridgette," Alejandro said as he jumped on the pogo uphill.
"It won't be for long," the surfer said as she pushed her foot, "because I think I'm going to win this race."
"Don't even think about that! I'm the one who's going to leave you all biting the dust!" said Courtney as she pedaled at the top of her lungs.
"Hey, don't you feel a strange absence of aggression and fuss?" asked Duncan.
Alejandro looked back, "Where's Heather?"
...
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
Cody sighed.
Blaineley and Heather had run out of insults a while ago, now they were just yelling "bitch" at each other.
Both were too spoiled and unpredictable for them to come to a nonviolent agreement. They were just so alike that they completely repelled each other. Which was kind of funny, considering the age difference between the two.
"We're going to need a miracle to make this alliance work," the geek said.
*Run*
"Woah!" Cody was surprised when Ace began to run instead of gallop.
"(Faster, faster!)", encouraged RRRaúl hanging from Ace's ear.
"(Oh I'm just warming up, just look!)", said the donkey as he ran enthusiastically.
"AHHHH!", Blaineley and Heather hugged each other to support each other when the car suddenly accelerated.
"It's not the miracle I asked for, but I guess it works," Cody said, clinging to the donkey's fur.
...
The other four went almost all the way along the wall, arguing from time to time or insulting each other in Duncan's case.
Chris was standing at the finish line waiting for them, "and here come our first runners."
In the distance, Duncan, Alejandro, Bridgette and Courtney competed for the lead of the race, overtaking each other.
"It's very closed, anyone could-".
"Watch out!"
Cody's warning came a little too late.
*CRASHING*
"AHHHHHHH!", the four competitors went flying when they were hit by a donkey that was running at full speed down the road.
"AHHHHHHH!", Chris himself jumped off the wall to avoid the animal.
*Skid*
It came to a screeching halt with the sound of a car braking and kicking up a huge cloud of dust.
When it dissipated, Blaineley and Heather, who had completely tousled hair, blinked a couple of times.
(WOO HOO~! I call that speed!)" Butchie shouted, jumping on the tired donkey's back.
The two girls got out of the car looking around. The other competitors also came close to finish the race.
"Are we the first?" said Heather in surprise.
"No, damn it!" said Courtney as she threw her bike to the ground throwing a tantrum.
To which Duncan smiled.
Blaineley and Heather looked at each other.
"We are the first!" said the happy reporter.
"Yes!", they said as they hugged and jumped.
"The reward is mine!" said Blaineley.
Then both girls realized what they were doing, first they opened their eyes wide, then frowned, then they put their hand on each other's face violently pushing her away.
"Yours? It's more than clear that it's mine," Heather said.
"Ha, in your dreams darling, I clearly crossed the finish line first," said the blonde.
As the others watched the two alpha females fight, Bridgette decided to point out the obvious, "technically Cody crossed the finish line first, so he's the one who gets the reward."
The geek smiled uncomfortably as both girls looked at him with unwarranted spite, "Sorry?"
Chris scaled the edge of the wall peeking out near them, "Bridgette is right, Cody crossed first, so he gets the reward... or he would if there was any reward."
"What?!", everyone but Cody said.
"I just said we'd race to our mysterious destination and that's what we did," Chris said climbing the wall again, "I never mentioned any kind of reward for the winner."
"That's not fair! What was the goal of the race then?!" complained Blaineley.
"You didn't even run!" Courtney reneged against the blonde.
"The ones who crossed the finish line before I sounded this gong," the host said approaching the giant instrument, "would be the ones who would participate in the second part of the challenge," he hit the giant gong with a drumstick.
*Goooooooong*
"And since everyone crossed, everyone will have a chance to compete for immunity," the host said.
Instead of being happy, everyone started complaining against Chris.
"You never told us anything about this!" accused Heather.
"Didn't I?" said Chris touching his chin, "oh you're right, I must have forgotten to keep an eye on my remarkable crow feet eyes," he said while squinting spitefully.
Blaineley cringed. Even she knew that this was her fault.
"But that doesn't matter anymore, it's time to move on to today's final challenge, I hope you're hungry, hahaha... hahahahahaha... Hahahaha!"
Everyone took a step back as the host began to laugh like crazy.
Cockpit confessional.
Blaineley
"Is there no one normal one on this plane?" she complained.
"Ahem," the chef said, turning around.
"Oh please, you're not even a real pilot," she accused him.
"... It's true, I'm living a lie," the chef began to cry as he dropped the steering wheel.
Blaineley shook as the plane began to plummet toward the ground, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
End of confessional.
-0-
Now the participants were seated at a long table inside what appeared to be a Chinese restaurant.
The order in which they were seated was Blaineley, Heather, Duncan, Courtney, Cody (who sat there on purpose), Alejandro, and Bridgette.
Chris approached them from the front, "To win today, you'll have to eat more than everybody else at this totally awesome Chinese restaurant."
"That doesn't sound that hard," Duncan said with his feet on the table, "I've eaten the burgers from Greasy Joe's truck since I was a kid, the greasiest in the world, first frying the meat in an oil that has never changed and retaining the flavor of hundreds of other burgers, and then frying the whole burger again in the oil of the fries."
"Disgusting," Courtney said with displeasure.
"That can't be healthy or safe in any way," Bridgette said with a grimace.
Alejandro began to turn a little pale.
"'Cept," Chris said, "that this is the world's most authentic Chinese restaurant. You'll be enjoying real street food delicacies. Deep fried grasshoppers, Kung Pao larvae."
"GUK!", Alejandro almost vomited just listening to the dishes.
Bridgette raised an eyebrow, "What's wrong with you? Does it disgust you?"
Alejandro swallowed, "I'm fine. Where I'm from, we eat barbecued guinea pig."
Confessional.
Alejandro
"I've been dreading the eating competition. Because my body is my temple. And what temple keeper would contaminate this?" he tore off his shirt and began to move his pectorals.
End of confessional.
"(I heard they eat cats here)," Butchie told Kevin.
"(Shhhhh)," the seagull pointed at Dennis with his eyes.
She looked at them, "(Hm? What's wrong?)".
"(Nothing)," they both said at the same time.
"(Hey guys, you won't believe what the donkey told me, it turns out that they eat cats here, can you believe it?)", said RRRaúl arriving at the scene.
The seagull and the prairie dog beckoned him to stop, but Dennis heard it all. Her eye twitched with a twitch.
...
"You have to eat each bowl of delish food, opening your mouth to prove it went down. If you're last to finish or you puke, you go sit on the loser bench," Chris said explaining the rules.
Blaineley stood up, "well it's been fun, best of luck with the rest of the challenge," she said as she tried to flee.
Heather grabbed her by the wrist, "don't even think about it Fakaley", the queen bee sat her down again, "you made me endure a car ride by your side for hours for nothing, you're... going... to eat," she threatened.
The reporter swallowed in bewilderment.
Chef appeared pushing a cart with seven bowls. He left one in front of each competitor as he passed.
*Ding, ding*
With that familiar sound, the familiar moans of the contestants began.
"Allow me to begin today's number," Chris said.
Musical moment.
The scenery changed and now Chris was dressed as a kind of Chinese emperor with a landscape in the background.
Chris: "A little Chinese lesson for youuuu~, Manman chi means "Enjoy your meal"~".
Everyone: "Manman chi, it's no raw deal~".
...
Blaineley looked at the dish with intrigue, "Is it... tofu?"
"Almost, it's donkey meat. Local delicacy," Chris said. Many felt aberration for the dish immediately.
'I'm glad to hear it's not Ace's meat,' Cody thought, the last time he was so worried that when the episode was over he went to look for the donkey, only to find him asleep in the loading area with the other animals.
Heather put the cube of meat in her mouth and began chewing it, "It's... chewy, meat shouldn't be chewy," she said with a grimace.
Courtney chewed her piece as she watched Duncan do the same but with a grimace, "What? Can't the baby finish his meal?"
"I'm ... alright," he said with difficulty, "this... it's nothing."
Cody, much to his regret, ate the donkey meat.
"I'm not going to eat that, you see, I'm supposed to be on a strict diet and-," Blaineley tried to excuse herself.
Heather rolled her eyes.
*STEP*
Blaineley opened her mouth, and Heather stuffed the piece of donkey meat into her mouth.
"Now chew!" said the queen bee as she grabbed her chin and head and made her chew the piece.
Alejandro looked at the donkey meat with suspicion.
"What's going on Al? Aren't you going to eat?" asked Bridgette.
The Spaniard swallowed, "And what about you? Weren't you a vegetarian? Can you eat an innocent donkey that didn't do anything to you?"
Bridgette looked at her own plate guiltily.
"Cough, cough, cough," Blaineley coughed after swallowing the meat, "Who forces people to eat by force?" she said offended and humiliated.
"Get over it, I'm helping you stay in the game," said the queen bee with arrogant superiority.
They both showed Chris that they finished eating.
"Only Alejandro and Bridgette are missing, will one of the two be able to advance, or will they resign as soon as they start? It's now or never," Chris said.
The two looked at each other challenging each other to eat the meat. Bridgette looked back at the piece on her plate with sorrow. But she hardened her gaze, it was not the first time she had to eat something that defied her principles.
She remembered all the things Alejandro did to her, everything he put her through, the fear she had of him.
"No more", she took the piece of meat with her hand and put it in front of the Spaniard's face who backed away with aberration, "I'm not afraid of you", the surfer put the donkey meat in her mouth and chewed it in front of the stunned Alejandro.
Cody smiled as he saw Bridgette directly challenge the Latino.
"GUK!", Alejandro turned green, "Bluagh!", then he vomited on the floor.
Bridgette swallowed despite the situation and showed her mouth to Chris, "and Bridgette advances to the next round. Alejandro, sit on the losers' bench."
Alejandro, still dizzy, got up and walked to the bench.
Confessional.
Heather
"It seems that mister perfecto is not so invincible," she sneered.
End of confessional.
Bridgette walked through a space near Cody, "well done," the geek told her, slapping her on the arm.
"We both know I'm not going to go any further," she said resignedly, but still smiling.
"But you beat him, and that's what matters," Cody said.
He was right, it doesn't matter if she couldn't go on afterwards, she showed that she has more guts than Alejandro and that's enough for her.
Alejandro shot Duncan a look, now everything depended on him.
"Next dish," Chris said.
Chef left a second round of bowls, this time the food was still twisting.
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Chris: "Manman chi means bon appetiiiiit~."
Everyone: "Manman chi, what do we have to eat!?"
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"It's still moving its feet," Heather said in horror.
Blaineley shuddered.
"Live mealworms. Local delicacy," Chris said.
*Blow*
"Finished," Cody and Courtney said at the same time.
The others looked at them with their mouths open.
~0~
Shawn moved a fallen log in the woods, and underneath were hundreds and hundreds of writhing earthworms.
Cody looked at the scene with a shudder.
"In the apocalypse the provisions are limited, so you have to be able to find food in practically any ecosystem if you want to survive," he took a handful of worms and put them in his mouth, "hm, we're in luck, these are a great source of protein."
Cody picked up a handful of worms seeing how they were still writhing in his hand, closed his eyes and put them in his mouth.
-0-
*Blow*
Blaineley's head slammed against the table, but at least her bowl was empty, "Is it strange that it didn't taste so bad to me?"
Duncan and Heather had a personal battle over not vomiting their worms.
"I can't do it!" said Bridgette, "eating an animal is one thing, but one that's still alive?" she said pitifully.
Cody patted her on the back a few times.
"Ready!" said Duncan, his stomach growling a little worried, "that can't be good."
"Rea-," Heather was about to throw up, but against all odds she made sure to swallow it, "dy," she said showing her tongue to Chris.
"Everyone but Bridgette moves on to the next round," Chris said.
The surfer got up and sat at the far end of Alejandro on the losers' bench.
"Not even a round after me," said the Spaniard.
"At least I got past the first round," she returned.
Chef brought the third round of dishes.
...
Chris: "Manman chi, five are hungry for moooore~".
Todos: "Manman chi, we've got room for moooooore~".
Duncan: "I think I'm nearly done for~."
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"Starfish on a skewer! Local delicacy," Chris said.
Almost everyone shuddered.
Courtney took a bite and chewed, "it's... crispy," she said simply.
Cody reluctantly ate his. Courtney was right, it was crispy, maybe too crispy.
"Bacon... bacon," Duncan said as he chewed.
"I... I can't take it anymore... I think I'm going to-," Blaineley turned green and her cheeks puffed up.
"Oh you won't!" said Heather, covering her mouth. But then she also turned green, "Bluagh!", the queen bee vomited on the blonde's face.
"Bluagh!" who consequently also vomited, but on the floor.
Duncan swallowed the last piece of his starfish and collapsed on the table, still opening his mouth without vomiting.
"Heather and Blaineley, you're out," Chris said.
The two sat in the middle of the bench, Alejandro and Bridgette moved as far away from them as they could.
The next dish made even Courtney doubtful. It looked like a greenish porridge with tentacles and a bulging eye that still moved and blinked.
"Yeah. We don't even know what that's called. It ain't right, whatever it is," Chris said.
You know it's not a good sign when even the host says that.
...
Chris: "Manman chi, don't get the squiiiiiirts~".
Everyone: "Manman chi, we'd rather eat our shiiiiiirts~".
End of the musical moment.
Duncan looked at his plate with aberration, just seeing it was already making him want to vomit.
Cody had his doubts. He had participated in the brunch of disgustingness and survived Shaw's hellish training. But the dish in front of him was simply unnatural.
"Come on Cody, just do it," Heather said from the bench, "it's just food."
"I don't think that qualifies as food," Blaineley said.
*Step*
"OUCH! That's it!", the fed-up blonde threw herself on Heather starting a catfight.
Courtney looked at the bowl in her hands, and the eye on it blinked back, "AHH...," she hardened, "I'm not going to lose again," she put the bowl in her mouth and began to eat.
Duncan turned green at the sight of her, "Bluagh!" then threw up everything he had eaten on the floor.
Cody inhaled deeply and put the bowl in his mouth to reach Courtney.
"GUK!"
What the geek didn't count on... it's just that the dish tasted as bad as it looked.
Instead of vomiting Cody swallowed what he had in his mouth, but there was no way he was going to be able to taste another bite he leaned on the table quite dizzy.
*Blow*
"I-," Courtney's cheeks puffed up as she turned green but swallowed it back, "I'm done," she said proudly.
"And the immunity winner for today's challenge is none other than Courtney!" announced Chris, "and as an added prize she will be able to take someone with her to first class."
"YES! And I definitely know who I'm not going to take!" she said looking at Duncan.
But the criminal was out of combat, so he didn't pay attention to her.
Alejandro and Bridgette exchanged a threatening look with each other.
-0-
Once again it was time for the long-awaited elimination ceremony, everyone was gathered in the gallery while Chris was in front of them. They had already voted a long time ago.
Heather was disheveled and the strap that held the top around her neck was broken, she also had scratches on her face.
Blaineley had a swollen bruise on her right cheek and her left eye was purple. Her dress had tears all over the place, almost showing her underwear.
"Here are the passports with the names you stamped," Chris said, "one is going home today, and we're about to find out who."
Alejandro and Duncan exchanged a look, Courtney looked straight ahead, Bridgette looked at Alejandro. Cody was looking ahead as well, Heather and Blaineley stared at each other.
"It's a vote for Alejandro," Chris said, the Spaniard wasn't surprised, "a vote for Cody," Heather was surprised to hear that. Cody sensed whose vote it was, "another vote for Alejandro", Bridgette crossed her fingers, "a second vote for Cody", Duncan smiled, "... hahaha, this is a surprise, one vote for Heather and another for Blaineley."
The two women widened their eyes, "Did you vote for me?! Your damn bitch-".
"Are you serious?" Cody asked irritably. He expected this from Blaineley, but Heather?
"It's her fault!", the two shouted while pointing at each other, maybe letting them have sex was a bad idea, both are a bad influence on the other.
"That means the last vote will define the loser and it's for...," Chris said. The seven competitors leaned forward expectantly. Now everything was left to chance and this vote would decide everything, "...
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"Cody!" shouted Chris, "that means you're out."
The geek and everyone present opened their eyes wide when they heard that.
"W-wait," Bridgette said, "if Heather and Blaineley voted for each other, it would mean that the one who voted for Cody was—" the surfer said with dismay.
All eyes went straight to the CIT who looked ahead in an imperturbable manner.
"Courtney?" Duncan said, his eyes wide open.
"Did you vote for Cody?!" asked Heather, stunned.
"Courtney," Cody said in shock.
"It's nothing personal," she said closing her eyes, "this is a competition and you...," she said opening her eyes and looking at the geek, "you're the biggest threat in the game. So I just did what I had to do to win."
Chef handed a parachute to Cody, "boy, the door is waiting," Chris said. No jokes or taunts, the host didn't have favorites, but things were definitely going to be less exciting from now on.
Cody stood up and walked towards the door with a sigh, 'shit, I was so close', at this point he didn't know what was going through Courtney's mind. He just hoped that he had done enough for her up to this point.
The geek stood in front of the open door. He turned around to wish his friends good luck.
"..."
But Heather stood in front of him with a frown.
"I'm sorry, it looks like I'll leave earlier once again," he apologized, "but this time I'm sure you can win, you're not the same as before."
"... No, I'm not going to win this," said the queen bee.
"Huh?"
Heather snatched the parachute from him, "because you're not going anywhere, I am, it's my fault that you were expelled and I'm going to take responsibility for this."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!", everyone shouted stunned, including Chris and Chef.
Heather was quitting! For someone else!
Cody looked at Heather wide-eyed, "Are you serious?"
"You still have matters to solve, remember? Do you think you can leave that responsibility to me? No thanks, I'm not going to let you sacrifice for me like you did for those two, I still have my pride," the queen bee said with a smile, "besides, smooching with Lindsay is a thousand times better than that Tupperware-body blonde over there."
"I can hear you! You know!" shouted Blaineley.
"You can't leave," Alejandro said annoyed, "Are you really okay with giving up the million dollars and the fame that comes with it? I thought this was supposed to be your season," he said indignantly. One of the reasons this bothered him was that if he left, Cody would still be a threat, and the other was that she was throwing away his long-standing rivalry that had been built up since the beginning of the game, as if she didn't care in the slightest anymore, as if he wasn't worth facing.
"Losing another season definitely bothers me," Heather said, "but I couldn't care less about losing the attention of hundreds of degenerate strangers," the queen bee reflected on everything she'd been through since she joined the show, since she met Cody, since she accepted her sexuality, since she accepted her new lifestyle, up until she opened up with total honesty to her boyfriend for the first time in her life. This whole experience taught her one thing "I don't need a million dollars...", she looked at Cody and smiled, "there's nothing that money can buy... that it's not even remotely better than what I have right now," Cody was surprised by the queen bee's words, "and you're definitely not going to be the reason I'm going to hold on to this shoddy show," she said frowning and looking Alejandro in the eye, "you don't have any kind of power over me and you never will, you hear?"
The Spaniard grunted through gritted teeth in frustration.
Heather now looked at Courtney, "You're going to regret this."
"... I am not afraid of your threats," the CIT said seriously.
"That wasn't a threat," the queen bee said brazenly. Courtney simply decided to turn her gaze ignoring her, "and as for you," she said, looking back at Cody. She took him by his shirt and drew him into a wet, sonorous tongue kiss that made everyone uncomfortable. She walked away from him a moment later, "you don't have permission to lose, if you do I'll make sure you don't put your hands on those two airheads again for a whole year," she threatened.
"Hehe," Cody laughed, "good luck trying to keep them away from me," he said knowing what Lindsay and Izzy were like. He hugged Heather, "send them greetings from me."
Heather hugged him back, "I'm going to bring them more than greetings," she whispered. They both separated and the queen bee put on her parachute, approached the door looking at the clear sky. Unlike the island where she felt humiliated when she was kicked out, and the movie lot where she felt frustrated when she lost, this time she felt calm, at peace.
She finally understood that a million dollars was good money, but it wasn't everything.
Life was so much more than a game show, she had finally understood it after hearing the truth about her boyfriend, and that's why she had no regrets.
This time she would leave proud and with her head held high.
But before taking the step she turned around, "Blaineley", the blonde looked at her boredly, "Lindsay's boobs taste better than yours".
"AHH!" the blonde gasped offended.
"I'm glad to finally get away from all of you losers," Heather fell backwards while showing them her middle fingers, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", then fell into the void, thus concluding her stay in the competition.
"(She's gone)," Kevin said.
"(She's gone)," Butchie said.
"(She's gone)," Dennis said.
*Pop*
"(My tail!) RRRaúl said when a new tail came out of nowhere.
The other three looked at him with wide eyes.
"See you on the other side," Cody said.
"Alright Courtney, who's going to be the lucky person to accompany you to first class?" asked Chris.
"...", the CIT did not even think about it, "I choose Alejandro".
Bridgette gasped.
Duncan's eyes widened, "WHAT?!"
Blaineley was filing her nails, "...Huh? What's going on?"
Alejandro smiled.
Confessional.
Alejandro
"Yes... surprise, surprise... I bet you didn't see this coming."
End of confessional.
Cody looked at Courtney with a poker face.
"Courtney has chosen public enemy number 1 to accompany her to first class?" said Chris, "When the hell did that happen? What changes will Heather's departure and the revelation of a secret alliance between Alejandro and Courtney bring to the competition? Will Cody and his alliance be able to cope with this new lineup? What will happen to Duncan and this backstabbing courtesy of Alejandro? Was what Heather said about Lindsay and Blaineley true?"
"Hey!"
"Find out in the next exciting episode of Total... Drama... World Touuuuuur~!".
-0-
Hawaiian Beach...
Heather got off a boat contemplating the unknown location to which she had just been brought. The Total Drama crew intercepted her after she landed and put her in a helicopter, then took her to a speedboat in the middle of the ocean. But instead of taking her to the movie lot where the Aftermath studio was, they took her there.
"So Hawaii, huh?" Cody had told her a few things, but they hadn't had a chance for a deep talk. That was her fault, she preferred to give priority to pleasure rather than strategy. She really didn't look like herself lately, "Where-?" she tried to ask about the others. But the boat left immediately after leaving her, "thanks for the help," she said sarcastically.
"HEATHER!"
The queen bee turned around.
*BOING*
"MMM!" and immediately something big, firm, soft, warm and coming in pairs, crashed into her face.
*FALL*
Lindsay wrapped her arms around Heather sitting her down as she hugged her, "You're here, that's great!" she said excitedly.
Brainzilla and behind her Dawn, approached the pair, "that's actually bad, because it means that now Cody is alone," said the brainiac.
Lindsay gasped, finally letting the queen bee go and allowing her to breathe, "It's true! That's very bad!" she said worriedly as she pulled away from Heather.
"He will be fine! That nerd is like a cockroach!" said Heather as she stood up, "he always finds a way to sneak out."
She and Brainzilla stared at each other.
"I know," said the queen bee.
Izzy adjusted her glasses, "Are you upset?"
"... yes, but... I'm always upset."
Brainzilla smiled, "you're right."
Lindsay looked between the pair confused, "What are you talking about?" she asked, cocking her head like a confused puppy.
Heather looked at the unknown person behind the redhead, "And who are you supposed to be?"
Dawn smiled at the queen bee, "I'm Dawn."
"...Is that supposed to tell me something?" asked Heather with a raised eyebrow.
"She's Cody's secret lover," Brainzilla said.
"WHAT?!" shouted Heather.
"Friend," corrected the auras reader.
"With rights," Brainzilla said.
"Just friend," Dawn repeated with a closed-eyed smile.
"Tomato tomahto," said the brainiac, Lindsay looked between the two as they argued.
"Shut up, both of you!" said Heather, "now I want someone to explain something to me," she said, pointing to everything.
"..."
"..."
"Aren't you going to say anything?!"
"You said to shut up," they both said.
Heather's eye trembled.
"Pfff, hahahahaha," Lindsay laughed, I missed this," she said as she hugged the brainiac and queen bee to her breasts.
Heather sighed, "yes... I missed them too," she said as she sank into Lindsay's chest.
"Something tells me that you don't talk about us," Brainzilla said, imitating her action.
Dawn shook her head, "what a contrasting mix of colors, but at the same time... interesting".