Helluva Team

by OmegusXIII

One side has a profession for killing people. The other is determined to save them from themselves. In the place of eternal torture, an evil force is hellbent on undoing all of their efforts, and those sides must come head to head if they are to save their souls... and their jobs.

7. Spring Broken

A/N: Hello, again! This one has been a long time coming, so now, we finally get to... SPRAANG BREAAAAAAAK! I've been eagerly excited for this one, as I'm sure many of you are, too. This will be a very personal chapter for Andi, as I'm sure all of you have guessed. And on that note, I hope you all have fun with this one. I know I did. ;)

Chapter 6: Spring Broken

The next morning, at the hotel, Maya was sitting on the couch. Since she came back, she wanted to spend the night with Mayberry and Ridge. Last night's events have made her realize how much more precious they are to her. And now, after sleeping with them in the same room, Maya felt a weight taken off of her. Of course, she acknowledged the fact that most of the hotel was anxious about how it turned out.

"So, how did it go?" Vaggie asked her.

"Are they… doing alright?" Charlie questioned next. Maya gave them a soft smile of assurance.

"Yeah. They'll be okay." Maya answered, much to Charlie's relief.

"Oh, thank goodness…" she sighed. "So, what did you guys do?"

"We had to spend the day at this amusement park called Loo Loo Land to help Octavia feel closer to her parents." Maya told her.

"Loo Loo Land?" Charlie and Vaggie asked.

"Mammon's ripoff of Lu Lu World, basically." Maya explained.

"Ohhh~" they said simultaneously. "Yeah, that does sound like something Uncle Mammon would do. Wouldn't say he was my favorite…"

"Wait, uncle?" Maya raised one of her eyebrows, perplexed by her response. "Does that mean the Sins are related to you?"

"No. But they all liked to hang out with me when I was growing up." Charlie told her. However, there was one thing Asher hadn't forgotten.

"N-Never mind that. Did you tell the Goetias about the hotel?" Asher asked her, trying not to come on so strong about it.

"Well… sort of." Maya anxiously said. "I started telling them about it. But the second I spoke the name, a large explosion of Hellfire happened behind me. No thanks to Blitzø… so… I don't know if they know about it or not, or if they're willing to help. Sorry I couldn't do more…" Asher saw the guilty look on Maya's face. But he knew better than to put any more pressure on her than he already did. It wasn't like she could have done more, not when it came to her position.

"No, I get it. It's pretty overwhelming dealing with royalty." Asher told her. "It was the same with me and Charlie."

"But I thought I was doing okay…" Charlie spoke up, starting to worry that she may have come on too strong.

"Don't worry. There's nothing wrong with you, baby." Asher told her, giving her a peck on the cheek and making her giggle sweetly.

"Aw~" Maya said with a soft smile. "Wait. Are they a couple?"

"Technically not." Vaggie said. "I'm dating him, too."

"You are? Huh." Maya said with an astonished look. "I kinda thought you'd be more into girls."

"Well, if I hadn't met Ash, it would've stayed that way. He's a lot better than the last guy I met, that's for sure." Vaggie told her.

"Why don't you guys just fuck already?!" Angel shouted from the bar. He was drunk out of his mind and still clinging to his mug of beer.

"What's with him?" Maya asked curiously, as well as mildly irritated by his ride interruption.

"Apparently, he's drunk." Asher said with a frown. "I told you we don't allow beer here!"

"Don't look at me!" Husk said defensively. "I'm not the one who gave that fucker a mug of beer!"

"Then how did he get one?!" Asher snapped.

"I went out!" Angel answered with a hiccup. "'Cause you wouldn't let me get a real drink here…!" The spider sinner bobbed his head back and chugged it real hard as Asher gritted his teeth. On the other hand, Maya looked at him with slight disgust.

"So… I guess that explains why we didn't hear him snore last night." Maya sighed. Suddenly, her phone rang. She picked it up and looked at it. The screen was showing Verosika Mayday when she first met her in person. She tapped on it and saw her message.

"The contract's all finished up~! Want to come over~?"

That was what the message said. That gave Maya an idea. Part of why her father always mistreated her was because he always drank beer. She believed he always loved that more than his own flesh and blood. Given how flirtatious Angel was the other day, and when they shared popsicles the first day they met, she had a feeling about what could help him through that problem of his. She couldn't do anything about it before with her father, but now, she knew just what to do.

"Yeah… I've already dealt with a drunk for a whole decade, and I'm not gonna deal with another one for ten seconds." Maya said with a scowl. Suddenly, Angel fell to the floor, having passed out and holding onto his liquor bottle. Maya was surprised that he fell asleep the way he did. At the very least, she'd never seen it happen with her father. "Oh. That settles it, I guess."

"I'll get him back to bed…" Asher grumbled. "And this time, I'll make sure it's double-locked."

"Double-locked? Why?" Maya asked.

"Because I really want to let the pressure loose right now, but I can't do that knowing he's still able to infiltrate our room!" Asher said with a pent-up groan.

"Hehe… infiltrate…" Angel laughed weakly in his sleep, making Asher growl.

"Ohhh…" Vaggie spoke up with realization in her right eye. "I almost forgot. Today is a free day."

"But what about the hotel?" Maya asked with concern. "Won't something happen to it?"

"You let us worry about it." Vaggie assured her. "Besides, Alastor's working on something that I asked for help with. In case the Goetias don't show up, I figured it would be a nice place to start."

"Oh, that's pretty smart, actually." Maya nodded. "Way to cover the angles."

"Yeah, yeah, real genius. Now can you please take care of that fucking manbaby?" Husk asked with a growl, gesturing to Angel.

"Aw, you do care about me~" Angel said flirtatiously in his sleep, making him growl in disgust.

"I'll get the shovel. Again…" Asher said with a low tone. This wasn't the first time he had to pick up Angel. It took him a long time to find a way to take him up while avoiding any innuendos that would usually come out of his mouth. Maya looked back at the message and typed into it quickly before sending it. It said, "Fuck, yeah! Where do I meet up?" After a few seconds, a reply came up, making Maya's eyes widen at the answer.

"…Huh." Was her only response. "Well, I hope you guys enjoy your day off." She gave Mary, Ridge, Charlie, and Vaggie a hug before she went out the door.

"Hey, wait! Where are you going?!" Vaggie called out.

"I'm gonna check out where I'm working. I got hired a few days ago." Maya explained.

"Hired?" Charlie asked. "That's great!"

"Wait. Hired by who?" Vaggie asked.

"Verosika Mayday." Maya answered. This made Charlie, Vaggie, Asher, Husk, and even Angel gasp in surprise. Almost everyone stared at her with awe. Mary and Ridge simply smiled, having been told about it prior to her arrival.

"Yeah. It's true. Jealous?" Mary added with a smile.

"Damn, she's lucky…" Angel said before he fell to unconsciousness once more.

---

Meanwhile, Loona and Andi were sleeping together. They'd decided to spend the night together after the Loo-Loo Land Incident. Their clothes were tossed aside for the time being, so Andi was sleeping on top of Loona like a cozy cat. Loona woke up and moaned as she sat up. When she looked at her lap, she saw Andi curled up like a kitten. Her drool was all over the blanket on top of where her honeycomb was as she purred. She was flustered, but she couldn't bring herself to be mad at her.

"Andi…" she sighed with a grin. Loona leaned towards her and tried to scoop her up. The sleepy hybrid grumbled and moaned, flailing her tail around until she was set down on the bed beside her. While Loona brought the blanket over the both of them, Andi moaned blissfully when she curled up to Loona near her chest. She blushed again, but she pet her on the head and sighed.

"I bet you're dreaming about me right now, huh…?" Loona guessed. Andi purred as an answer, making the hellhound chuckle as she held her close. She leaned close to her ear and whispered.

"There's still some time to ourselves, if you wanna do it again…~" Loona said sultrily.

Suddenly, her eyes opened and she smiled.

"Yes, please~" Andi said with a grin. Loona became flustered when the hybrid opened her eyes. That gave Andi the opening she needed to kiss her on the lips. The girls moaned into the kiss while Andi got on top of her as Loona laid herself down on the bed.

They locked their fingers together and moaned in unison as big blushes appeared on both their cheeks. It was as though that one kiss had put them under a spell that made them blind to the rest of Hell. But that moment can only last so long. Andi and Loona stopped the kiss after a hot minute of passion. They both panted lovingly as they stared into each other's eyes.

"I love you, Loonie." Andi said with a smile. Then, she hugged the Hellhound. It was still something to get used to, but she was warming up to it.

"Uh, yeah. I love you, too." Loona told her. "Even if you did turn me into a chibi."

"You were still adorable…~" Andi replied softly.

"…Yeah. Guess so." Loona sighed. When they started to cuddle, Andi had a worried look.

"Loonie," she said meekly, "Do you think Blitzø is… really okay with us being together like this?"

"Didn't you have that talk with him in the car?" Loona asked.

"No. He had a talk with Teddy Weddy." Andi explained. "He was concussed back then. I'm just worried about what he really thinks of me."

"You made sure I was okay the whole time, didn't you?" Loona reminded her.

"Well… yeah…" Andi said. "You were drunk with power back then."

"So, why worry? What do you have to lose?" Loona asked.

"My job. My relationship. My life. Or worse, you." Andi shuddered at the image of the shotgun pointed right at her face.

"It's gonna be okay, Andi. He'll get over it. He always does. He's like bulletproof to these things." Loona assured her.

"Really?" Andi asked.

"Really, really." She said. But Andi was still nervous about what he'd say once she walked out the door…

A few minutes later, Andi and Loona got out of the latter's bedroom dressed back up to find Blitzø by himself at the table. Andi felt more than anxious to see him awake already. More than that, he had that look on his face. The kind of look that could only come from a judgmental parent overly protecting their children. Loona's was an adoptive relationship, but she was still his child all the same.

"How long do you think he's been awake…?" Andi whispered.

"I think hours…?" Loona answered, uncertain about it herself.

"Hey, Andi." Blitzø suddenly said. Andi reacted with a squeak, holding her hands over her mouth to keep from being too loud. "Sit down." He took a sip from what one would assume to be coffee. Loona was utterly speechless.

"Oh, damn. He's serious." Loona said.

"H-How can you tell?" Andi asked with nervousness.

"He used zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That always means he's serious." Loona advised.

"Oh." Andi looked back to Blitzø, who continued to sip his beverage as Andi sat down at the table, anxious about what it could be. Loona watched by the side of her bedroom door as Andi gulped.

"So…" he began. "What got you into this job?" Blitzø asked.

"Uh… my killing urges?" Andi said in a question, unsure if it was part of some test he had in mind.

"Not that." He said. "Well, part of it. I mean, why did you choose to work for me?" Blitzø asked, a bit more forcefully than before. "Did you try to get hired just so you can get into Loona's perfect pants?"

"W-What?! No!" Andi exclaimed. "I didn't know her before my first day!"

"Then tell me. Why did you come to my company when there were so many other ones willing to hire a rampaging succubus like you?" Blitzø asked in a questioning tone.

Andi wasn't entirely sure how to feel with how he described her. But she did know one thing: hurt. She felt hurt to hear him think of her like that. Was he really like the other bosses she tried to work for before? She couldn't hold back on what she said next, even if she wanted to.

"It's because I'm not like the others!" Andi shouted. Following that was silence. Dead silence. It perplexed her. Any other boss would dismiss it as a cop-out answer. But Blitzø, of all people, went silent. It was like he was waiting for her to finish. Andi took a gamble on it, held her hands and fiddled with her thumbs as she tried to answer as best she could.

"I mean… I told you when I was in my first meeting that I saw your ad." Andi said. "But the truth is… I'm not like other succubi. I'm sure you've figured out why by now. Before I found IMP, I was struggling to find a job that'd accept me for who I am, not what I am." Loona heard her answer beside her bedroom door, making her frown softly. She knew that pain too well.

"The last guy I tried to get a job with, he told me, 'we could use more hot babes like you to draw in more customers'." Andi told him. "He was hiring me based on me being part succubus. It… wasn't what I wanted to be remembered as. I mean, yeah, it's great. Who wouldn't want MILF Milkers? But still, I wanted to be more than what I am. And I can't be any more than a… a 'rampaging succubus' unless I get my urges under control. That's why I wanted to be an assassin. And if that's not good enough for you, then I'm sorry that you wasted your time on me…"

The more Blitzø listened to her, the more his face… softened. He looked sympathetic to Andi's answer. He even had a single tear in his eye.

"Blitzø? Are you okay?" Andi asked. He wiped the tear and cleared his throat.

"Yeah. I'm fine. But there's no need to say any more. You've come to the right place." Blitzø said. "The whole reason I created IMP was to give everyone in the company a chance to be better than what they are. And if we can't make it here, then no one deserves to. That's my motto, anyway. In any case, I think you made the right call choosing this job for yourself."

Andi smiled gently to her boss with a light chuckle. "I wonder if mom would agree…"

"Eh?" Blitzø asked with a frog-like face. That made Andi stammer. She hadn't intended to bring her up into the conversation. She was aware of his history with her mom, and how badly it ended.

"Never mind. Just… thank you." Andi said with a soft smile before she leaned up from the table to hug him with soft tears going down her eyes.

"O-Okay. Easy on the hug." Blitzø said, gently removing her arms from his side as she sat back down. "Look, I'm still not sure about your relationship with my… precious wittle Loonie~"

"Whatever…" Loona said with a scoff.

"And I just don't want anyone to break her little heart." Blitzø continued. "But that wouldn't happen with you. Would it?" He gave her another questioning glance. But Andi didn't flinch this time. She stood tall.

"Never." She adamantly told him. "Loona's one of the first people I met who didn't get offended by me being part succubus or a hybrid, or tried to use me for it. She's as precious to me as she is to you. I'd do anything to keep her safe and happy, like she's my greatest treasure." The former circus imp smiled at Andi and Loona smiled fondly before he sat up.

"Okay, then." He said. "As Loona's boss and father—"

"Still not my dad." Loona said softly. She could've said it louder, but she knew how much it meant for Andi to get in his good graces for them being together.

"I will allow your relationship with her." He finished. "As long as we have an understanding." He held his hand out to Andi. She looked at it with a smile forming in her face before she shook it.

"Deal." Andi told him proudly. With the relationship issue finally out to bed, so to speak, Loona felt it best to move on.

"Okay. Now that we're done here, are we gonna go to work?" Loona asked.

"Yes. Yes, we shall!" Blitzø said confidently. "Because we are IMP! And there ain't no motherfucker that's gonna take that away from us!"

---

Meanwhile, Maya was walking out on the sidewalk in her Succubus disguise. She turned her head to gaze at the building she was told the meeting would be at. The building was the very first one she was in since coming to Hell for Mrs. Mayberry. The fated building of IMP… and the less than subtle billboard next to it. She walked down the parking lot to see IMP's name crossed out with Verosika's name put on it.

"Oof. Blitzø is gonna be super pissed when he sees this…" Maya said under her breath. Once she entered the building, Maya went down the hall right to the elevator. Normally, Loona would be operating here, but it was quite early for their work hours. Maya pushed a button to open it up and walked in. Once the doors opened, she walked down the hall, in between two doors. The right door belonged to his office, as it was marked in red "IMP headquarters". Then, she looked to the door on her left.

It had a pink "VM" written on it for Verosika Mayday. It had three pink neon hearts above the door and on the nearby window. Through it was a recording set where Maya saw Kat, Apple, and Coco. Upon seeing them, Maya excitedly pushed the doors open and shouted from the top of her lungs, "'Sup, bitches~!"

Kat, Apple, and Coco spin around to see Maya. And the girls immediately squealed as they got up to her and hugged her.

"It's so great to see you, baby~" Coco told her.

"We've been waiting forever~!" Apple chimed in.

"Apple, it's only been 45 minutes." Kat reminded her.

"45 minutes too long…!" Apple whimpered.

"Don't worry, girls. I'm here." Maya said eagerly. "So, what do I do?"

"She hasn't told us yet. Verosika's picking up Tex, and someone new that you might relate to." Coco answered her.

"Really?" Maya asked. "That's a new one."

"In the meantime, we can keep you company until then~" Kat offered, cradling her cheeks with his hand. Maya purred against his touch warmly.

"You know I'm always up for it, baby~" Maya replied with a sultry tone. Then, something popped up in her head. "Oh, yeah. What about my outfit? What am I gonna wear?"

"Well…~" Apple and Coco said simultaneously.

The next thing Maya knew, she was shown a rather intriguing set for her. It was a short tank top and tight booty shorts overtop a g-string that showed off all of her seductive curves and a pair of leggings to go with it. In her eagerness, Maya tried on the outfit and displayed it, easily pleasing Apple, Coco, and Kat by her looks alone. Maya was pleased with it herself, too. She leaned down and swayed her hips to the side as she looked at her leggings.

"Oh, yeah~! That's what I'm talking about." Maya said with a beam smile. "Not too horny, not too plain. And alluring enough to arouse certain people. It feels right."

"But I thought you didn't want to make out with random strangers." Kat said, confused considering her tidbit from their night of passion.

"I said 'certain people'. And they're all in this room~" Maya said with a flirty voice. Apple, Coco, and Kat "ohh'd" in realization. "And speaking of making out~" Without another word, Maya put her lips on Kat's, and they engaged in a steamy kiss with Apple and Coco cheering for her.

"Oh, yeah, baby~!" Apple called out.

"Hope Tex doesn't mind if we have a little fun for a while~" Coco said with a vixen's beaming grin. And with that, the girls began another passionate bout of desire.

---

Meanwhile, Blitzø and the crew were driving their gray van along the street. He stopped by to pick up Moxxie and Millie to go to work. On the way there, he tried (and failed) to sing along with the track that played on the radio. It was called "Mustang Dong".

"I love this song! You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! " Blitzø sang without success, much to the Hellhound's mild annoyance. Andi's purring against her diluted that annoyance as a smile went on her face. She was laying down on her lap mainly so Blitzø could keep an eye on her.

Moxxie covered his somewhat non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolled down her window and smiled as her boss' "singing" continued while they drove into their parking lot. " Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… Thooought it might be love, but you went- "

Suddenly, to his alarm, a pink car swerved into their parking space.

"Oh, shit! Fu-!" Blitzø panicked. He slammed onto the brakes, and the van skidded to a stop. He immediately turned off the radio and glared at the person in the pink car.

"Huh?! What happened?!" Andi asked, startled by the sudden stop. But when she turned around and glanced at the license plate, it read "SUCK-4-LIFE". Andi's eyes widened in shock.

"Oh, no…!" Andi whispered. She knew whose car it was. She lowered herself from sight as Blitzø pulled out his megaphone. Loona saw her panic, and she tried to comfort her with a pet on her head.

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" He growled. Then, he shouted into the megaphone. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger stepped out of her front car seat with high heels. And accompanying her was Blitzø lowered the megaphone in shock over what he saw. He had a lean muscular figure, hot pink skin, a barbed tail with a black diamond mark on the tip and a pair of black bat-like wings on his back. He had black and white striped horns on top of his head. His eyes were blood red with yellow sclerae, he had dead fish eyes since his eyes seemed half-lidded most of the time, and he had a black skull birthmark on his right cheek. He also had short, messy, ombre-white hair with a single dark pink streak in it.

He was wearing a dark blue coat with a brown fur-trimmed hood and dark brown lining over a black and white striped shirt, a black choker, and dark blue ripped jeans with black and white tennis shoes. Andi and Blitzø's eyes were buggy-eyed when they saw them.

"Oh, shit! Verosika?!" Blitzø shouted.

"Mommy…!" Andi squeaked as she lowered herself further to be out of sight.

"Blitzø." Verosika said with a displeased glare behind her shades.

"I should've known you'd be here." Blitzø growled. "I thought I smelled a fish, which is odd, because I believe the nearest ocean is—!" He suddenly fell from the car window and faceplanted. "THREE RINGS DOWN!"

"And I should've known you'd be here when I heard amber alerts." Verosika said passively. "Oh, and speaking of~ Hi, Andi~!"

Andi felt really bashful when Verosika called attention to her.

"Please, mom…!" Andi said with a whisper and a dark flush on her cheeks. But it proved to be her undoing.

"Wait, 'mom'?! The fuck do you mean 'mom'?!" Blitzø questioned. But then, he gasped in realization. "Wait. Don't tell me. Andi, tell me truthfully. Are you… my kid?"

"WHAT?! NO!/ FUCK NO!" Andi and Loona answered at the same time.

"Oh, thank Satan! I ju— What do you mean by that? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!" He snapped.

"Actually, I've met someone else." Verosika said. "Someone who actually gave a damn about me enough to give me my peanut-butter cup~" When she hugged Andi, she felt like she was being squeezed from the force of her assets alone.

"Mom, please stop…! I can't breathe…!" Andi pleaded. Thankfully, Verosika finished her hug, letting her breathe.

"Right. Anyway, I'm surprised they let you out of rehab." Blitzø said with disbelief.

"Don't be." Verosika told him. "My hubby and my little peanut-butter cup made it easier for me to move on from the shit you've done to me. Not that I'm completely over it. And by the way, your sister says hi." The second she heard it, Andi gasped with joy.

"Is Auntie Barbie here, too?" Andi said excitedly.

"'Auntie Barbie'?! Are you sure she's not my kid?!" Blitzø asked once again, only for Verosika's companion to walk over to him with a glare.

"She isn't dipshit." he told the imp. "She's Dante's. Her real father." He glanced up to see Andi at the car window. "Hey sis. How's working with the idiot going?"

"Eh, some days are better than others." Andi shrugged. All the while, Blitzø was perplexed by how she knew those people. "For instance, me and Loonie are girlfriends now~!" Andi brought Loona close to her, their heads out the car window.

"Yeah, d-don't bring me into this, please…" Loona said with an anxious and bashful look.

"That's good for you sis." He told his sister with a smile. "I'm happy you got someone in your life." However, he made a weary scowl towards Loona. "But I want to make one thing certain; you break my little sister's heart in any shape or form, I will hunt you down."

"Jay~ Don't threaten my GF!" Andi said with an embarrassed glance.

"Looking after you little sis." Jay said.

"I was gonna say the same to you." Loona snarled back at him like a cat and dog going to fight. Andi put her hand on Loona's head and tried to keep her from going berserk.

"Easy, Loonie. He's just worried about me." Andi said nervously.

"Anywhere, anytime." Jay growled, like an angry cat at Loona. Far away, Verosika's Hellhound, Vortex watched with uneasiness, mainly for Andi being caught in the middle.

"Should we stop this?" Vortex asked anxiously.

"Nah, this is how Jay tries to get a good feel on people who get close to us." Verosika told him. "Hell, it took him a month to like Andi's dad."

"Oh. Huh." Vortex shrugged. As Andi looked between the growling Jay and Loona, she noticed how they growled like a cat and a dog. That reminded her of that cartoon she watched before while she was a kid.

"Huh… Why do I get the feeling you guys are gonna bang each other up with rifles?" Andi asked, picturing a scenario where they shot rifles at each other. But what they thought was an entirely different scenario.

"With what?" Jay asked.

"You mean like… shoot each other, right?" Loona asked.

"Uh, yeah!" Andi said, as though she felt it was obvious. "Like in those cartoons! Why would I suggest anything else? What am I, my mom?"

"You are kinda horny 24/7." Jay countered.

"You know I'm not!" Andi shouted. "I ask you to hit me on the head With the stick all the ti—! …oh."

"It's gotta happen sometime, Andi." Verosika said from afar. "How else do you think I got this bombshell of a body at your age?"

"Come on. That can't be true." Andi rolled her eyes in disbelief. Then, Verosika showed Andi a picture of her at 16 years old with the same bust and wide hips she did back then. "Oh. Wait, why didn't that happen to me?"

"Maybe because you refuse to grow up." Jay said with a smirk.

"Shut it!" Andi snapped. But the sight of Verosika's bust made Loona blush insanely. All she could picture now was Andi having that same bust. She'd be all over her in a second with a body like that!

"Andi, you have to grow up." Loona said with wide eyes.

"Whyyy~?" Andi moaned.

"The sooner you do, the sooner we can cuddle. Hard~" Loona said with a flirtatious tone in her voice.

"Really…?" Andi asked with a blush, only for Blitzø to interrupt as usual.

"First off, fuck no!" he shouted. "Second, you shouldn't make decrees on how a daughter is supposed to be!"

"Sir, you just did that five seconds ago!" Moxxie scolded.

"Oh please." He scoffed. "When did I–?" Jay cut him off when he held his phone and played the audio recording of that moment. "First off, fuck no!"

Blitzø frowned at his recording antic.

"Do you just surreptitiously carry recordings of me on your phone?" Blitzø asked.

"No, I have one on everyone when I need to win an argument." Jay said nonchalantly.

"It's true." Andi confirmed. "And it's so annoying when he pulls out his phone."

"I really don't envy you one bit…" her boss told her.

"Good. You shouldn't." Andi said. Then Blitzø got back to business.

"E-Enough family drama!" He said. "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika told him, pointing down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P was literally crossed out on the ground.

"Was that you, Jay?" Andi asked suspiciously.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Jay said sarcastically, holding the purple spray paint.

"Mom. I think we've glossed over the important question: Why are you here…?!" Andi asked, starting to sense hostility coming in despite her initial support.

"Trust me, it's got nothing to do with the red dickhead." Verosika said with a glare towards Blitzø, who growled angrily like a cat as Verosika continued. "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building, and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break. Just the kind of week for us to find your daddy~"

"Daddy?!" Andi's wings rose up to the air in surprise.

"A WEEK?!" Blitzø shouted in alarm.

"Oh, shit, I almost forgot about that!" Andi said with her hands over her head.

"Forgot about what?" Loona asked.

"Every Spring Break, me and mom go to the human realm. After mom wows the crowd, we go looking for my dad." Andi told her. When she told her, Loona's eyes widened in surprise.

"Seriously? You always look for your dad on Spring Break?" Loona asked her.

"Yeah! And this year, I get to sing with my mom! Isn't it great?" Andi said with a tingling smile. But Blitzø quickly reminded her who she worked for.

"No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" Blitzø told Verosika. "And you are gonna help us kill people, like your job said you'd do! Or was our talk this morning a bunch of bullshit?"

Andi held her head down with a soft whine. Verosika didn't take kindly to it at all. She removed her sunglasses and decided to poke fun at him.

"Awww, you mad, Blitz-o?" Verosika mocked. "You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run…"

"…run three rings to Wrath and max your credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Blitzø said at the same time she finished her rant. "Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!"

"That's because I care!" Verosika shouted. "When will you?" Verosika walked away from him and went to the building as Jay followed and flipped him the bird.

"Choke on a sandpaper cock, while you're at it." Jay scowled.

Blitzø followed Verosika and Jay as Andi and Loona noticed Vortex coming out of the limo.

"HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna…" his shouting was cut short when the towering, muscular Hellhound appeared behind Blitzø and growled.

"You'll what?" Vortex scowled.

Blitzø glanced around and stuttered in fear. "Or I'll… uh… uh, I- I'll call HR!"

"Wait. We have an HR?" Andi asked. Suddenly, Verosika, Blitzø, Jay, and Vortex laughed as if in a sitcom. Then, they cut the laugh short as Verosika introduced her bodyguard.

"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." Verosika teased. "Not that your hellhound was bad, either." She gave Loona a wink, making Loona blush as Andi cuddled next to her for comfort.

"W-What does she mean by that?" Moxxie asked.

"Girls' night." Andi and Loona said simultaneously, making Millie gasp.

"You had a Girls' Night without me?!" Millie said with shock.

"Sorry. I thought you were busy…" Andi said bashfully.

Verosika and Jay left with their bodyguard and headed to the building. She glanced over her shoulder as she flipped Blitzø.

"Ta-ta, fuck stain." Verosika mocked, making the former circus imp groan.

"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that." Blitzø sighed.

Suddenly, Loona kicked the van door open and stepped out.

"You know Verosika Mayday?!" She shouted.

"Of course he does. They dated." Andi said.

"And you still chose to work with him? Why?" Loona asked questioningly. "I mean I know why, but… why?!"

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asked.

"Both." Andi said.

Moxxie opened the van door and stepped out next.

"You dated a pop star?!" Moxxie asked, more so in disbelief than Loona.

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitzø asked, already fed up with their questions.

"No offense, Blitzø," Andi said. "But… you don't exactly scream dating material."

"I just…" Moxxie scratched his head. "Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?"

"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be." Blitzø rolled his eyes. "I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

"You do that all the time, sir!" Moxxie shouted.

"Come on, you kinda do that." Millie said.

"You totally do that." Loona blankly said.

"You literally interrogated me this morning." Andi reminded him.

"What was sex with her like?" Millie grinned mischievously, eyelids lowering with a lewd idea, making Moxxie and Andi taken aback.

"Millie!" They shouted simultaneously.

"Mom already talks about sex with my dad my whole life! Can you not harp on that, too?!" Andi asked with a flushed look of embarrassment.

"Whaaaat?! It's a pop star!" Millie said in her defense. "Besides, Moxxie, you'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like." He was about to scold Millie, but he changed his mind. She was right on the money with that. "…Touché."

"Okay, look, let's just drop it!" Blitzø insisted.

"Yes, please!" Andi said, already feeling embarrassed as is.

"Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck." Blitzø said, tossing the keys to Millie, who gleefully caught them and ran to the driver's side. "Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, Andi, let's go handle this shit."

"Yeah, sure. All we gotta do is convince my mom to let you have the parking space back. How hard can it be?" Andi asked, really hoping to herself that it won't be so hard.

"Oh, please. Look, Andi, I really love the positive energy." Blitzø told her. "But there's no way she'd listen to you."

"Uh, she let me work with you guys." Andi said, making Blitzø widen his eyes in shock. That made Loona start to snicker from his reaction.

"Nice one, Andi." Loona said, trying to hold in her laughter. Andi blushed with a smile. It did her good to see Loona enjoying herself with her.

---

A short moment later, Andi, Moxxie, Loona, and Blitzø stepped out of the elevator as the Hellhound walked nervously forward. Andi noticed it and tried to check up with her, standing by her side.

"Loonie, what's wrong?" Andi asked. "You weren't this nervous before."

"Nervous? I-I don't know what you're talking about." Loona said anxiously, unable to convince Andi of that. "Do you think they saw me?"

"Loonie, my mom literally winked at you." Andi said, with a blank look.

"Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!" Loona said with nervousness.

Blitzø smiled at her with shining eyes.

"Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~" Blitzø said assuringly.

Loona narrowed her eyes and scowled at him.

"Shut UP, da—!" Loona stopped when she saw the look of adoration on his face. She shoved him aside to hide it. "Urgh! Blitzø!" Loona checked her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzø. Andi helped him up and stepped closer to her.

"But he's right, though." Andi said. "You don't have to change anything for me. I like you just the way you are."

Loona blushed and wagged her tail as she smiled at Andi, who hugged her. Just then, Vortex glanced down at Loona and Andi. Blitzø gasped in shock when he saw the Hellhound towering above his employees. Blitzø then moved between Loona and Vortex, his arms stretched out.

"Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?" Blitzø asked with a leer.

"Uh, sorry about that, Uncle Tex." Andi said nervously. "He's, uh, wondering where Mom and Jay are. I really need to talk with them about the parking space."

Vortex motioned his hand to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors.

"She's in her office." he told her. "There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper."

"Oh, COME ON!" Blitzø shouted.

"Sorry, man." Tex shrugged. As Vortex walked away, Blitzø muttered with livid venom.

"Oh, no you don't, bitch…" He snarled.

"Uh, Blitzø, can I just try to convince my mom to give us the parking space back?" Andi asked.

"Nope. Sorry, Andi. No dice. You of all people should know that if a succubitch wants something, she's not gonna give it up. We have to earn it back." Blitzø told her.

"Okay, that sounded a bit racist." Andi said, confused with how he came to that conclusion.

"Sir, how about you let me go in and try to reason with her?" Moxxie suggested. "I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone…"

Blitzø tuned Moxxie out with a glare while Andi was even more dumbfounded by his knowledge. However, while he spoke, Andi hatched a plan. With Blitzø too busy tuning him out, Andi took the opportunity and slipped to the door as he rambled on.

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LEMON CONTENT INCOMING BEYOND THIS POINT

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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Once inside the office, Andi found herself in a voice recording studio of sorts. She heard music playing all over the room, along with decorative mood lighting.

"Cool~" Andi said with awe. "It looks so amazing. I—!" Suddenly, she heard a familiar moan close by.

"Oh, yeah~! Do me harder, baby~!" Maya moaned.

"Huh? What's that?" Andi became puzzled, and she went to the first door she saw. After looking behind it, she saw that Kat was pounding himself into Maya's ass while she was doing doggy style. She was on all fours as he rammed his meat rod inside her glory hole like a piston firing on all cylinders. She and Kat have been going at it since arriving, and they haven't stopped since. And Apple and Coco were watching the show in full display on the beds. And they were all nude, just like back at their Girls' Night!

Andi couldn't help but watch as Kat pounded into Maya's bottom so swiftly and rough, her cheeks practically bounced off Kat's Johnson. After a moment, Kat released his seed inside Maya's anal canal as they moaned in unison. Kat then pulled himself out and sprayed his essence all over her ass as Maya hummed.

"Ohh, yeah~ I love it when your sperm is all over my ass~" Maya cooed. And when it seemed like it couldn't get any hotter, Apple and Coco immediately began to lock all over Maya's cheeks, cleaning them of Kat's spunk.

"Girl, you a freak~!" Coco said excitedly, devouring Kat's essence alongside Apple. As Andi watched, she couldn't help but stare at the love-making displayed in front of her. The soft, pillowy human ass, the thick, ropey, demon seed covering her cheeks like frosting. It might as well count for cake, and it's being devoured in front of her!

"Look at that caked-up ass…~" Andi said, as if falling into a trance. However, the second those words came out of her lips, Andi shook her head and blubbered her lips.

"No, Andi! No! Now is not the time to get horny. I gotta get his parking space back…" Andi told herself in a whisper.

"Hey, Andi." Maya said, making the hybrid gasp with her hands over her mouth.

"What's up?" The human girl asked curiously.

"Uh… nothing?" Andi squeaked. But Apple and Coco sensed that something was off with her.

"Hey, girl. Are you feeling okay?" Apple asked.

"Um, actually I was just trying to look for mom so I can talk to her about… you know…" Andi said, trying to put her words together and her mind out of her friends' beautiful naked bodies.

"Trying to get your parking spot back?" Jay said behind her, making Andi leap to the ceiling as her hands and hooves got stuck to it.

"Bro! Not cool!" Andi said with a flushed look of embarrassment, miffed with how he'd caught her off guard.

"Wait, bro?" Maya asked. "Who are you?"

"Uh, yeah. She's my sister." Jay told her. "And my name's Jay."

"Oh!" The group all said.

"So you're the one Verosika told us about." Apple realized.

"Wait. Back up. This guy is your older brother?" Maya asked, gesturing her arms to Jay.

"Yup!" Andi said with a smile after Jay helped her down from the ceiling. "He's my awesome—! and sometimes, overly protective— big brother!" Jay was eating a cream puff with a stoic deadpan face on him.

"Uh… neat, I guess?" Maya simply said, unable to think of anything else.

"'Sup.'" Jay said, eating a cream puff casually.

"…Hi. You must be her brother." Maya finally said, only to realize that she was still naked. She held her arm over her nipples to block them from his sight. "Uh… T-this isn't bothering you, is it?" But Jay shook his head as he ate the cream puff.

"Nah. I'm not as lustful as my mom and sis. And yeah, I'm this short stack's sister." Jay said, gesturing to her with his open hand. Maya let her arm go from her boobs and let them hang out fully exposed.

"Phew… that's good." Maya sighed. "So, anyway, I'm Maya. And, uh… it's nice to meet you." Jay reached his hand to shake hers.

"Nice to meet you, too." He replied. "I take it you're the human girl my sister's been talking about since her second day."

"Uh, yeah. And I'm doing okay now, all things considered." Maya told him. "I got friends, a job, a boyfriend, two girlfriends, got to be comfortable with my body. Never had any of that with my dad…" Maya said the last sentence under her breath. Jay caught on to her resentful tone. He almost broke the deadpan expression as he walked closer to her.

"Andi told me about your story on Earth. So, I'm glad to hear you're doing okay. Even if it's, you know, Hell." He cracked a smile as he joked, breaking his deadpan look, though his eyes were still half-lidded. Even so, Maya had a soft look of realization as she thought back on her mortal life.

"Actually, no…" Maya said softly. "With how dumb and angry we all are… I'm starting to think Earth was the real Hell all along. And your sister saved me from it. So… thanks for that."

"Aw…" Andi said with tears in her eyes. Jay smiled softly towards Maya.

"Yeah, that sounds like my little sis." Jay chuckled as he patted Andi's head in a way she liked. It made her feel like a kitten. "Even if she's a piece of work, she does have a big heart for helping people. And I'm glad she could help you out of that shit hole."

"Yeah. Me, too." Maya said gently. "I mean, I know I have to go back, but… at least it's bearable since I'm going with the people I care about. Plus, we might have sex again later, so that's a plus."

"And you got a new friend in me, too." Jay told her. "In case something happens." He pulled out another cream puff from his pocket and handed it to her. Maya was puzzled.

"You keep those in your pockets?" She asked.

"Just fresh ones." He answered. "They're really good." Maya took it in her hands and took a slow bite out of it. As the cold, yet frosty and chewy taste melted in her mouth, she hummed sweetly.

"Mmm~ Tastes good. Thanks." Maya said with a smile.

"Save one for me, too, please!" Apple said with a raised hand.

"No problem. I already got you covered, Apple." Jay picked up another one from his pocket and tossed it to Apple, who caught it, and shared it with Coco as they ate it.

"Huh. The more I get to know you, the more I get surprised by your revelations." Maya shrugged.

"Yup! I'm full of surprises." Andi chuckled before Maya joined in.

"Yeah I know." Maya said. "So, uh, how overprotective are we talking here?"

"About overprotective enough to pull an asshole's skull right out of his head and beat him to death with it. Happened to some perv that catfished me once online." Andi answered nonchalantly, as if it were normal.

"Wait a second… How do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible." Maya asked curiously.

"That's exactly what the perv kept screaming." Andi said with a grin.

"…Huh. That's an image." Maya said after a tense silence that followed.

"Anyway, I'll let mom know you're here." Jay told Andi. "And by the way, it's nice to meet you. Even if you didn't have clothes on…"

Maya blushed as she looked down at her naked body.

"Yeah, sorry… we were kinda in the moment." Maya apologized.

"Well, don't stop on my account." Jay said softly as he walked away. Maya and Andi looked on as the human grew fascinated.

"You know? He's kinda cool." Maya said with a grin.

"Right?" Andi nodded.

"…Also, how did he not get horny from seeing three naked girls and a naked guy?" Maya asked with surprise.

"I know!" Andi shouted with a flail of her arms.

"Oh, Jay has always been good at keeping his lust in. More so than any incubus his age." Verosika said, making Andi stand up stiff in surprise. Not nearly as surprising as Jay, but it reminded her of what she came here to do.

"That was fast." Maya said.

"Oh, mom!" Andi said. "I almost forgot. I need to talk to you about something."

"Enjoying your time with the girls?" Verosika asked with a smile.

"No! I mean, yeah, but no! I mean, Maya does have a great ass…~ I mean, agh! Why am I feeling this way? I feel so… so…"

"Good?" Maya guessed.

"Horny?" Apple asked.

"Thirsty?" Coco added.

"Weird!" Andi said. "I feel weird!"

"You mean weirder than normal?" Jay asked, suddenly appearing behind her and making her and Maya exclaim.

"Very funny, Jay." Andi said with a deadpan look.

"We really need to have a bell on you guys or something." Maya suggested.

"Eh, sounds like you're dealing with some new emotions you don't understand." Kat theorized.

"Like what?" Andi asked.

"Like Lust~" Verosika answered.

"BLARGH!" Andi flopped on the bed near Kat and Maya.

"Just saying." Maya shrugged. "You've been dealing with the urge to kill. Now, you're finally having the urge to… bow-chicka-bow-wow."

"But that would mean I'm… I'm growing up…" Andi said dejectedly. "I mean, yeah, I wanted to, but I didn't know it meant being a horny succubus that I tried to avoid being my whole life! That's not how I wanted to be seen…" Andi curled up on the bed like a sad kitten as Jay sat down next to her and rubbed his hand gently on her head.

"We know. That's why you'll get better control of it." Jay told her. "I mean, look at me. I'm in control of my lust easily."

"Well, you have that down." Verosika said. "But there's still the matter of… anger management."

"I've gotten it under control, mom." Jay said defensively. However, he got deadpan looks from everyone in the room except the confused Maya.

"Okay, mildly under control." Jay admitted.

"What's with the looks?" Maya wondered.

"Yeah, he says he's in control," Kat explained, "but he loses his temper at the drop of a hat."

"Come on, Kat. There's no way that's true." Jay countered. But Andi held up her phone with a recording of Jay literally losing it at the drop of a hat. He trashed everything in the room as he beat his chest like a gorilla. Jay had a dissatisfied look while Andi smirked.

"Not so funny when someone does it to you, huh~?" Andi teased.

"Children!" Verosika scolded. Andi and Jay turned to her with nervousness before she continued with a clear throat. "The point is, you have to embrace your lust, Andi. It's easier to control when you accept it." Andi didn't feel like accepting it, but her trying to deny it only made it harder and more awkward for her so far. She'd hate to imagine how it'd affect her work.

"Ugh… as always, you're right, mom. But how am I supposed to do that?" Andi asked.

"I mean, mom and the others are pretty lustful 24/7, and even then it doesn't interfere with their jobs." Jay pointed out.

"That's because they're not supposed to kill people." Andi countered.

"Still, I think you'll do fine." Jay insisted. "But if you still don't feel that way, why don't you just try channeling that lust into something that makes you happy and relaxed?"

"Jay, Loonie makes me happy and…" Andi paused the second she said it. "Oh! I have an idea! Maybe I can control it better if I got to make out with Loonie~!

"See there you go." Jay shrugged with a smirk. "You found something that can help you in your lustful state, and it's with your girlfriend."

"Yeah!" Andi excitedly shouted. However, she came to another realization that made her frown. "Oh… I just realized. There's one problem."

"Let me guess:" Maya began.

"Blitzø." Maya and Andi both spoke.

---

Outside, Blitzø was done tuning out Moxxie.

"In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of–" Moxxie was cut off when Blitzø shouted.

"Moxxie, shut the fuck up!" Blitzø urged.

"Alrighty, then." Moxxie said as he headed over to Verosika's office. While he snuck inside, Jay felt his eye twitch when he heard Blitzø's name and unconsciously grabbed a nearby chair, squeezing it to the point it actually bent. Maya was dumbfounded by the result while Andi, Apple, Coco, and Verosika noticed.

"Oh. Right. Forgot about that little red prick." Verosika growled. "Meh, don't worry about that, my little peanut butter cup. If he tries getting in the way, I'll shove a sandpaper cock down his ass until he lets you be with your girlfriend." Andi felt shivers up her spine when she said it. She felt like she may be looking too eager to do it.

"Uh, about that…" Andi suggested, "isn't there a better way than that, mom? Like, maybe giving us back the parking space?"

"But I already marked it. What's the point?" Jay said with a scoff and crossed arms. Then, Maya started to see the point of her idea.

"Ohh, I get it." Maya realized. "We can just make him agree to let you make love with Loona if we give you back the parking space!"

"Yeah! It can solve two problems at once!" Andi said. "We get our parking space back, and I get to make love with my girlfriend!"

"Although it does sound like a good idea right there, you're forgetting one thing sis." Jay warned.

"And that is?" Andi asked.

"The imp is as stubborn as an ox. And from what you said after your last job with the... Wait, what were the names of those people you were watching?" Jay asked.

"The Goetias." Andi and Maya told him.

"Doesn't matter, I'm pretty sure he either won't listen or he'll deny it since he'd be protective of his daughter."

"I'll convince him somehow. Maybe…" Andi said with hope as Maya poked at the chair Jay bent.

"How buff are you?" Maya asked.

"Let's just say I'm buff enough to break a wall without any issue at all." He answered. Maya couldn't help but imagine him walking through a wall casually with a deadpan face as people flee in terror.

"And that's another image." Maya said with a surprised look. Just then, Moxxie walked in with Kiki behind him.

"Hey, Verosika." Kiki spoke up.

"Hey, babe~" Verosika said as she hugged Kiki. "What's up?"

"We've got someone who wants to see you. He's with Blitzø's crew." Kiki gestured to the anxious Moxxie.

"Moxxie?" Andi asked.

"Hello, Miss Verosika, was it?" He began. "I work for IMP, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because—"

"Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie~!" Coco teased as she held it up with her finger.

"Yeah, he does~!" Apple cooed.

"Please don't condescend me, ma'am." Moxxie said with a sweaty brow.

"It's just a compliment, dude. It suits you." Maya said as she sat down on the bed and spread her legs.

"Uh, thanks." Moxxie said before his eyes went wide seeing her body on display! "Also, why are you naked…?!"

"We were… kinda in the moment." Maya said with a blush.

"Normal succubus afternoons really." Jay said from behind, startling Moxxie as he exclaimed while the bodyguard ate his cream puff. "Who's he by the way?"

"This is Moxxie. One of my co-workers and friends at IMP." Andi said with a grin.

"Yes. And I'm married." Moxxie added. Verosika eyed Moxxie with an incredulous look.

"You know, ordinarily I'd have you send a little message from me to your limp-dick boss…" Verosika said, her eyes turning demonic. She also had a snake-like tongue that made Moxxie gulp nervously. "But… you did two favors for me."

"I did?" Moxie asked.

"He did?" Jay, Maya, and Andi asked in unison.

"You helped my daughter with her urges, and you saved the life of my new coworker." Verosika pointed to Andi and Maya as she explained.

"Oh, yeah…!" They both said.

"So, in exchange, I think I'll hear your request." Verosika told him with a soft smile. Moxie smiled in relief that it didn't end so disastrously.

"Oh thank goodness. Cause I was worried for a second." Moxie said in relief.

"Is it because of the succubus lust?" Jay asked, easily seeing how it'd be overwhelming to Moxxie.

"Yes." He bluntly responded. "No offense, but you guys can be a little…"

"Too lustful to handle?" Verosika asked coyly with a wink.

"Tell me about it…" Andi grumbled. Then, she saw Maya's naked body and blushed harder before blocking herself with her wings.

"Keep yourself in control, little sis." Jay told her as he patted her head.

"I'm trying…" Andi sadly spoke with watery chibi-like eyes. Moxie was perplexed about it, but he couldn't blame her for being so embarrassed.

"So, does this mean you'll let us have our parking space?" Moxxie asked hopefully. He also didn't want to be here longer than he needed to be.

"Yes I will, cutie. But I have a favor to ask you to tell your boss. And it involves our daughters." Verosika answered.

"Uh, what is the favor exactly?" Moxxie asked nervously. Verosika leaned closer to his ear and whispered into it.

"Huh. That actually sounds more reasonable than I expected." Moxxie said, not expecting to find reason with her request. "Normally, I would have expected that someone from Blitzø's past would want to one up him since he's, you know, himself."

"You aren't too far off there." Verosika rolled her eyes at his mention.

"But this will work out better for all of us!" Moxxie said, continuing his approval. "And we don't have to hear him complain about the parking spot."

"Yay!" Andi said as she hugged Moxxie. "I love you, Moxxie!" She opened her eyes and blushed hard when she realized what she said. She immediately released him and brushed off his arms. "But not like that. I mean… thank you."

"Keep it together, sis." Jay said, patting her on the head.

"I'm fine, bro…" Andi said with a low grumble.

"Well, sure it's reasonable for you. But is your boss gonna go for it?" Maya questioned. "He seems a bit…"

"Overly protective?" Andi interjected curiously.

"I was gonna say unstable." Maya corrected.

"Sadly, Maya isn't wrong." Moxxie grumbled.

"If he tries anything on Andi, I'll tear his head off." Jay growled, punching his fist into his open palm.

"Please don't!" Andi pleaded. "I mean, he can't say yes if you skull bash him like you did to that perv."

"You say that like it's a possibility." Verosika said with a doubtful look.

"What? That he'd change his mind, or that he has a skull?" Maya asked.

"Both." Verosika and Jay both replied.

"It is possible." Andi firmly said. "He told me that he created IMP to give demons like me and him a chance to be better than what we are."

"He really said that?" Moxxie asked questioningly. He never knew Blitzø to be that deep.

"I know, right? That was deeper than I thought he'd be." Andi told him. "The point is, we can get through to him on some level, right? And besides, he did say he'll allow the relationship this morning."

"Then why are you so anxious?" Jay asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I mean, yeah, he'll allow it." Andi pointed out. "But I don't know if he's comfortable with the thought of me having sex with Loonie. Probably because of how she got Syphilis that one time?"

"She has Syphilis?!" Moxxie asked with a frightful look on him.

"Had Syphilis! It's gone now." Andi corrected Moxxie to keep him from panicking.

"That's good. Because I would have had to have a talk with your girlfriend about that." Jay said with relief as he chewed on his cream puff.

"Please don't." Andi said with a flat look. "But the point is I can reason with my boss about it."

"You can leave that to me. After all, I am the messenger." Moxxie said proudly as he put his hand on his chest.

"Yeah, I think I might come with you regardless." Andi said with a deadpan look. While she can always trust him, he did have one of those… moments. "I do work for IMP, you know. Well, here's hoping it works. See you guys. Have fun with your lust."

Andi and Moxxie exited the room as Maya thought back on what she said about her tush. She turned her head to look at her bottom and smiled in admiration.

"It is a pretty great ass…" she said with fascination.

"Yeah it is~" Coco purred.

"Not too bad, I'll say that. And I'm not much of a perv." Jay complimented. Still, as he chewed on his cream puff, Maya's eyes became half-lidded.

"…I'm just gonna try on my new outfit again," she said. "Also, we really need to get you a girlfriend one of these days."

"That's a work in progress at the moment, Maya." Verosika told her.

"Really?" Maya asked.

"You're not the only one who thought so." Kiki added.

"Meh, I'm fine being single at the moment. Besides, it will be hard to find a girlfriend that can handle me. Mostly someone who can kick my ass." Jay told them.

Meanwhile, up in Heaven, Lute suddenly sneezed and looked confused.

"Why did I sneeze…?" Lute asked herself. She was in Emily's room with her and Joseph. She was spending time with them at the bed as the latter's son, AJ, was nestled in-between Emily and Joseph. He had bright blue skin and dirty-blonde hair.

"Somebody must've been talking about you." Joseph said.

"Maybe good things." Emily said with a usual cheerful attitude.

"Hmm…" Lute pondered, though she had her own doubts. "...Nah."

Back at IMP, Moxxie and Andi walked out of Verosika's office doors to see Blitzø and Loona.

"Great news, sir! We've reached a mutual agreement!" Moxxie said with pride.

"Please. There's no way you actually–" Blitzø said with crossed arms of doubt.

"She's gonna give us the parking spot back." Andi said with a grin.

"Wait, really?" Blitzø asked with surprise. "Oh, FUCK YEAH!"

"And we only have to do one small favor." Andi said with a grin.

"Cool. What are we doing?" Blitzø asked. But Moxxie was really nervous about it.

"Sir, before we say, just remember this is for the good of the company, and for Loona and Andi." Moxxie told him.

"Okay?" Blitzø asked with confusion. "What is it?"

"Mom said she'll give us the parking space if you…" Andi leaned close to Blitzø's ear and whispered into it. The second she finished, his eyes went wide and red with rage.

"Oh, this won't STAND!" Blitzø shouted, making Moxxie and Blitzø step back in shock.

"Oh, no…" Andi said with a very nervous tone. Before they knew it, Blitzø kicked both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.

"ALRIGHT, CUNTS, THAT'S IT!" Blitzø shouted, which came greatly to Maya's displeasure. It was fortunate that beforehand she thought to try on her new outfit.

"Excuse the fuck out of me?!" Maya said with great offense.

"It's one thing to steal my parking spot, but to force my two precious employees into a sex life they're never gonna be ready for is going TOO FAR! I'm not gonna stand for it!" Blitzø yelled with frustration.

"I told you so." Jay said to Andi.

"Shut up, bro…" Andi sighed dejectedly.

"Sir, I understand your concern for Loona's wellbeing, and I hardly understand anything you do." Moxxie said. "But a part of Andi's DNA is her mother's. And it's not healthy for her to bottle up her lust like that. Besides, what exactly do you plan to do?"

"I'll tell you exactly what I'm gonna do." Blitzø told him as he stomped toward Verosika. "If you're gonna force my employees to be something they're not, then I challenge you to a fuckin'… challenge!" He did a double-take and sighed when he realized he goofed up. "Fuck, I said that twice."

Kiki got the gist of where he was going. She smirked at his challenge.

"Mmmm… Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?" Kiki asked.

"I think he is!" Verosika chuckled.

"Wow! He's a lot dumber than I thought." Jay said with an amused smirk.

"Blitzø, what are you doing…?" Andi asked wearily.

"Yeah, Blitzo. Tell us. What's the game?" Verosika asked

"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds!" Blitzø explained. "So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."

The succubi laughed at such a bold claim. Maya was looking at them with confusion on the other hand. Blitzo glared in determination, and immediately, they stopped laughing.

"Oh, you're serious?" Verosika asked.

"That's rich. You know, mom's never lost a demon duel." Jay said with crossed arms.

"Yeah, well, today's the day she started." Blitzø glared, earning Jay's mocking laugh.

"Looks like the prick is serious, mom." Jay teased.

"Guess so, my little rockstar." Verosika said with a smirk on her face as she leaned close to Blitzø's face and spoke in a low whisper.

"Game on… bitch." Verosika accepted. But Maya was still clueless about the terms.

"But wait. What exactly are the terms of this 'Demon Duel?'" Maya asked. "Shouldn't we talk about that?" Everyone looked at her in confusion.

"What? I'm still learning about Hell's customs, okay?" Maya said defensively.

"Oh right." Jay said before answering. "Basically, in summary, Demon Duels are when two demons, for example my mom and this prick here, engage in a duel and bet. Winner gets what they want and the loser must listen to the winner's requests."

"Oh." Maya said in understanding. "Well, we know what Blitzø's gonna ask for. But what about Verosika?"

"Yeah." Andi added. "She already has a loving daughter, a beautiful dad, a strong son, and a great job. What more could she want?"

"Actually, it's 'handsome' dad." Moxxie corrected.

"You haven't heard how she talked about him." Andi countered.

"Flattery's gonna get her nowhere, Andi." Blitzø warned. "I told you. They always want something, and they'd do anything to get it…"

"For once in his life, he's right." Verosika said. "But for my side of things, it's gotta be for Andi." Verosika said.

"But that doesn't answer Andi's question: what do you get if she wins?" Moxxie reiterated to Verosika.

"Easy, if I win, Blitzo has to let my daughter be with his adopted daughter without being overprotective and let them enjoy their time alone." Verosika said.

"As if I'd ever let it happen!" Blitzø snapped. "I'm not gonna let your daughter break mine's heart!"

"Hey…" Andi whined. "I'd never do that…"

"You mean like you did?" Verosika countered to the imp.

"Oh, get over it, bitch. It was a long time ago. Not like it meant anything at all." Blitzø said in a matter of fact tone.

Jay let out a low growl hearing that and snapped the metal chair he was holding by the handle, breaking it in the process.

"Seriously, how buff are you?!" Maya asked once again, admittedly frightened by the terrifying strength he had.

"Come on, guys, can't we just agree to disagree?" Andi asked.

"NO!" Blitzø, Verosika, and Jay both shouted, making Moxxie and Andi shrink.

"Okay…" Andi said meekly.

"Listen sir, ma'am and Andi's brother right?" Moxxie asked which the older Mayday nodded. "We can settle this like normal people and whatever issues you two have we could work past it to come to an agreement about the parking spot and Andi and Loona."

Moxxie was really hoping this would work, so there wouldn't be a bet nor even worse, bloodshed. Because the look Jay was giving Blitzø said it all. Maya noticed it, too. She could tell it was very personal.

"Yeah! That's right!" Andi added. "Moxxie's right. I can't be able to focus on my job if I'm horny all the time, and I wanna make sure Loonie's okay with it. Can't we build on that?"

"Ha! Not fucking happening at all! I'd rather die than let my Loonie get taken advantage of!" Blitzø said with a scoff.

"That can be arranged." Jay said, looking ready to pounce on Blitzø.

"Jay, settle down." Verosika said with her hand against his chest, knowing for herself precisely why her son felt this way to Blitzø. She faced the red imp. "To tell you the truth, I'd rather settle it like what your employee said, but knowing you and what you just said, seems we have to do it the hard way."

"Oh, no…" Andi said sadly, which didn't escape Maya's notice.

"Alright Blitzø you got yourself a demon duel." Verosika said as she leaned away from him.

"Good! You whores are going down! Let's go Mox, we have a bet to win!" Blitzø said as he dragged Moxxie out of the room.

"Well, that was something." Kat said and then jumped in surprise when he and the others heard metal being ripped and everyone saw that Jay had ripped the metal chair in half like it was paper.

"Satan, I fucking hate that prick." Jay said as he dropped the two halves of the chair.

"ANSWER ME JUST ONE STINKING TIME!" Maya shouted with hysteria.

"About what?" Jay asked, turning a complete 180 from angry to being deadpan.

"She means your rip-metal-in-half strength, bro." Andi explain.

"Oh." Jay said. "Well to describe my strength, have you ever watched One Punch Man?"

"Sometimes in detention." Maya answered.

"Basically that." Jay replied.

"Oh…" Maya said with realization.

"Not that it'd matter anyway…" Andi said. Then, her face fell to the ground as she sobbed hysterically in muffles. "MY LIFE IS OVER!"

"Andi, it's okay. Maybe not today, but sooner or later. It's gotta happen anyway." Maya told her.

"How do you know…?" Andi said sadly.

"Loona pretty much does what she wants anyway." Maya said. "So… why not go with that?"

"See? There's a silver lining right there." Verosika said with reassurance. She had seen what Loona was like firsthand at Girls' Night, and she knew she was a rebel to her dad. Something she respected easily.

"Oh, but where can we even go, though?" Andi asked. "Blitzø might as well have eyes of a raven."

"Don't you mean Hawk?" Maya asked.

"We don't have those down here." Andi corrected.

"That's why we're going to hold the duel where I know it'll help." Verosika told her.

"Where is it?" Andi asked. Verosika leaned in close to her ear and whispered. Andi's whole face turned darker than crimson.

"WHAT?!" Andi squealed.

"Mom, why do I have the feeling I'm not going to like where you're taking us?" Jay asked in a blank tone to Verosika when he saw Andi's face change color. Said mother of two gave her son a playful grin. "Now where's the surprise in that for you?" Verosika asked

"Uh, I think I'd like to know, too." Maya interjected. Her face was blushing crimson red, too.

"I think you, of all people, would appreciate it." Verosika said with a kinky tone.

"I don't know whether to be excited or worried…" Maya said with a puzzled yet anxious look.

"With my mom, it's a combo of both." Jay said. He loved his mom, but even he knew she tended to do things very wild at times. "This is gonna be a long day, I know that." He pulled out a pack of cigarettes and popped one into his mouth and lit it with his lighter.

"…Am I gonna need my outfit tomorrow?" Maya asked.

"With any luck, you won't need anything to wear at all~" Verosika cooed.

"DON'T SAY THAT!" Andi squeaked desperately.

"Sorry, sweetie. But that's the way it has to be if you want to blend in." Verosika told her with a wag of her finger. Then, Maya remembered how she was able to hide her form in the first place.

"Oh, wait! That reminds me!" Maya spoke up. She dug into her desk and pulled out the Asmodean Crystal Andi gave to her before handing it back to her. "Here. You'll need it to blend in, right?"

"O-Oh! Yeah." Andi said with an embarrassed smile. Then, she realized one critical thing. "But… don't you need to blend in here?"

"Actually, Verosika gave me my own." Maya told her. She showed Andi her black choker, which had a yellow gem inside it. She knew what it was: an Asmodean Crystal. "Wow… I didn't even notice it." Andi said with surprise.

"Yeah, well… it was time to make it official." Maya told her with a shrug.

"Thanks." Andi said with a grateful smile, only to be hugged by Maya.

"No, Andi. Thank you." Maya said gently. Andi hugged her back, grateful that someone was alive because of her. And she relished the hug for as long as she could. She doesn't know if she'll get one tomorrow. After a moment, Maya was puzzled.

"Uh… the hug's over now." She said.

"Just a little longer?" Andi asked.

---

The Next Day

At IMP Headquarters, Andi was moaning sadly as her head rested on the table. Loona could tell she was very hung up over the fact that they couldn't be in bed like they always did anymore.

"Uh… you feeling okay?" Loona asked.

"No…" Andi sadly replied with chibi-like tears in her eyes. "I just wanted to cuddle with you…" Loona felt really bad for Andi, and she hated to see her so upset. She patted her on the head as Blitzø called the meeting to order, much to Loona's scowling annoyance. He stood in front of the whiteboard. Behind him was an easel with several of his poor drawings on papers to showcase his plan.

"Alright, shut your assholes!" he shouted. "Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients. We portal up. We have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe. We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it! They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet, we rub it in that sloppy bitch's whore-ass face (no offense Andi), and get our parking spot back! Do you have any questions?" He threw the pointer out the window as he finished, though it likely wasn't intentional. Moxie was the first to raise his hand.

"Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?" Moxxie asked.

Blitzø walked over to Moxxie with his arms crossed, clearly not amused. "That wasn't a question."

"That wasn't a plan." Moxxie countered. His boss put a hand around him. "I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs."

"A what now?" Moxxie asked.

"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie." He said with correction before he began to poke him in the chest. "Satan, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless, baby-dicked troll?!"

Moxxie climbed onto the table in anger as he pointed back at him. "Well, why don't you take an art class? Blitzø grabbed Moxxie and threw him back in his chair. "Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!"

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asked. Normally, it would immediately make Andi's heart flutter at the thought of it. But knowing what her mother had planned, Andi ended up panicking.

"NO!" Andi and Blitzø shouted in unison. They looked at each other in confusion before he went first. "Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"

Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona all glared toward the wall, puzzling Andi.

"Wait… who are we looking at?" Andi asked.

"I don't know..." Blitzø said as he and the rest besides Andi were wondering why they were glaring at the wall for no reason. Meh. Probably wasn't important.

"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along." Loona said.

"Wait, say that again?" she asked.

"I can... blend in?" Loona said inquisitively.

"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie asked.

"Yeah, don't you?" Loona asked them.

The imps nervously looked at each other, their eyes side to side.

"Wait. Are Loona and I seriously the only ones who can do that?" Andi asked interrogatively.

"And have you three- not including Andi- have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time… without human disguises?!" Loona asked in disbelief at what she heard.

"Okay, new plan!" Blitzø said as he wanted to quickly avoid this talk. He quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them. "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"

"Flawless logic." Millie agreed to the plan. But her husband had other ideas.

"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!" Moxxie said.

"And what do I do?" Andi asked. "I can blend in, too."

"Don't worry Andi, you'll be helping us out in killing the humans." Blitzø answers. "And I got that covered, Mox."

Blitzø puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzø, a dead victim and horses.

"What is it with you and horses?" Andi asked.

"I have a story behind that. But it's way too long... and way too traumatic..." Blitzø said with a deep, if not frightening tone.

"Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?" Andi asked in a creep out tone.

"No, that was definitely creepy." Moxxie said in the same tone while with a matching expression that Millie shared.

"Yeah it's best we don't ask why he does." Loona said.

"...Anyhoo! Now... we wait." Blitzø said with a smirk.

"Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!" Moxxie scolded, only for a mob of demons to line up including just to look at the flyer. Blitzø grinned smugly and elbowed Moxxie, satisfied that his point was made. Blitzø strolled toward the other demons.

"Now, who's first?" Blitzø asked.

"I hope my mom's plan isn't driving Jay out of his mind…" Andi said to herself.

"Your mom? Is that why you were against it?" Loona asked Andi in confusion.

"No. It's just… my mom can be a bit… wild with her ideas." Andi told her.

"Uh… how wild?" Loona asked with curiosity and worry.

---

On a beach at the Human Realm, people were happily walking around on the beach, either relaxing or talking. But there was one key thing about it that didn't sit right with Jay. His eyes twitched like crazy…

His human disguise was quite similar to Verosika's human disguise; like hers, his skin was a light brown, his hair is ombre-blonde with a single dark blonde streak, a beauty mark under his right eye where his birthmark was, his sclera were white, and his irises were dark pink. Maya was wearing a dark blue bikini with a dark blue speedo. And Jay was still wearing his clothes while Verosika was wearing nothing at all.

Her human disguise was a light brown-skinned woman with her eyes now having white sclera. Her hair was ombre blonde with pink undertones from darker to lighter towards the tips, along with auburn roots and a light pink streak down the length. She appeared noticeably taller in her human disguise than her regular appearance, and her arm tattoo does not appear in her human disguise. And her Double-E bust was out in the open, her dark chocolate nipples hanging out for all to see, especially her son, which made him very anxious.

"Mom. You know I love you right?" Jay asked.

"Yes, I do, sweetie." Verosika said with a smile.

"Okay, good, good." He simply said. "Now explain to me WHY YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO COME TO A NUDIST BEACH!" Jay yelled as he saw many many nude people wandering around on the beach his mom brought him and the group too.

"Because Blitzo is bound to try to scheme his way into winning the bet." She told him. "So, he'll have to come up with a plan to 'beat' me and let nature take its course."

"So basically, make him think it was his idea." Maya said, thinking out loud.

"Exactly." Verosika said.

"Might be a good idea, mom, but I still don't like the idea of being around nude people." Jay said with a scowl.

"You can control your lust just fine, Jay. At least, that's what you told everyone." Verosika reminded him.

"Yeah, I do. I just don't have the time to date or have a quick fuck with." Jay said.

"Well, I'm also counting on Andi's protective urges to manifest. He was right about one thing: if we want something, we'll get it. And what Andi wants is Loona to be happy and safe. Who knows? We might even get a tie."

"Well… I can imagine that was hard to say about him being right, but you make a good point there mom." He sighed, putting his hand on her shoulder, trying not to look at her big bust hanging out in the open. He knows his mom was right about the idea and knows his sister needs it badly. So he went along with it. But he wanted to make one thing clear.

"For the record, though, I'm keeping my clothes on during this. I rather not be stared at by horny humans for the obvious reasons. And other reasons too." Jay said.

"Aww, is my little rockstar shy about being naked around his mom~" Verosika teased playfully as she pinched his cheek.

"Mom, please don't do that~!" Jay said in a comical way. Maya snickered at the lighthearted teasing.

"Well, I'll be in my swimsuit, too." Maya said. "They're only coming off for my boy and my girls."

"Deal." Verosika said.

"…By the way, I heard about what you usually do during Spring Break." Maya continued softly. "How do you know if you'll see him again?"

"Not to sound cheesy or anything like that, but I can feel it in my heart and I know he'll be there for sure." Verosika said, smiling softly. She had been feeling this in her gut all week lately, and she knew that he'll be there.

"Just let the record show, I'm going to punch Dante in the face for leaving." Jay said.

Verosika snickered at her son, but knows he'll go through with it. "Just wait until after the fun. Deal, sweetie?"

"Deal." Verosika's son said with a nod.

"Wow. Your bond must be really special if it's got you this certain." Maya said. "Is that like a 6th sense or something?"

"Something like that." Verosika said, turning her attention to Maya again. "You can say that Dante and I share a strong bond besides the many many countless sex we had together."

"Sometimes, I wonder…" Jay said with a bit of doubt. He meant what he said about punching him in the face.

"And you know your dad had his reasons, sweetie." Verosika said, giving her son a soft smile. Although, she knew she couldn't stop him from punching Dante. But hey, it'll be fun to see. He'd probably take it as a welcome gift.

"Yeah, I know…" Jay said softly. Though he was mad at him, at least he showed that he cared.

"Speaking about that, Jay... you're not gonna break Andi's dad's jaw on sight, are you?" Maya asked anxiously. "I saw what you did to that chair."

"Likely not." Jay said. "I mean, I'm upset about him leaving, but he's no Blitzo. Besides, it'll just be a welcome home present for him."

"He's into that?" Maya asked.

"He is a Gargoyle." Jay told her with a shrug.

"Wow. They have weird tastes. ...Don't tell Andi I said that." Maya whispered to him.

"Tell her what?" Jay retorted with a playful grin which Maya returned seeing that Jay wasn't going to tell Andi anything.

"Eyy~" They said in unison. Then, Jay voiced his curiosity to her about Maya's living circumstances. "So how's your stay been since you got to Hell?"

"Well... kinda hectic at first." Maya replied. "I had to get used to the fact that my teacher, who was nothing but a good person to me, ended up in Hell to begin with. It was... pretty traumatic. But all I know is, I just didn't want to be without her again." Jay had a soft look on his face. He knew Andi went through a similar kind of phase when her dad left. She wanted to prove how tough she was so she could come with him.

"Yeah… I could understand why you would feel that way." Jay told her with understanding. "From what I heard from Andi, she's a good person who unfortunately got dealt a bad hand, thanks to that shitty ex and that cannibal. And I get that. She's the parent you always wanted huh?"

"...Yeah. She is." Maya said with a slight tear that she wiped from her face with a smile.

"Oh, and I got to have my 16th birthday at this Big Apple Mall. Then I met Via. She got my phone connected to Hell, too. And then we had Girls' Night, and it turned out Kat was an Incubus all along. We met during my one-month manhunt." Just then, Andi saw Kat in the distance. He was wearing his grey jeans with Apple and Coco nearby in black microkinis.

"Oh! There they are!" Maya said eagerly. "Thanks, Jay. It's nice to hang out with you." Maya hurried over to the others as Jay watched with a smile.

---

Meanwhile, Blitzø, Andi, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hid behind coral-covered rocks under a nearby dock.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em." Blitzø said before looking over at Loona. "You got the list, Loonie?"

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff. "Got it." She said before she stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. Andi stared at her form in awe, as did Blitzø.

"Ohh, Loonie, look at you. You look downright awful." Loona glared at Blitzø despite what was meant to be his comment.

"I'm proud of you. Now, fetch." Blitzø commanded. But as she tried to move forward, Loona stopped and blushed massively. Andi had a feeling about what it was. She warned her in advance, but she didn't think they'd be naked this early. Loona knew she was gonna be around naked humans thanks to Andi, and she didn't like it much. Unless Andi was with her. In which case, she would be fine.

"Uh, Blitzø, can Andi tag along?" Loona asked. Andi gasped while Blitzø's eyes widened.

"What?!" Blitzø asked. "No fucking way am I letting that happen at a-" Blitzø is cut off when Millie grabbed him by his throat to shut him up.

"Millie?" Andi and Loona asked simultaneously. They didn't expect that out of Millie, especially when she was usually on his side. Apparently, even she had limits with him not allowing them to be together.

"Sorry. Had to shut him up." Millie said. "But I think that's a good idea. Andi could help take out the targets when you bring them to you."

"Right?" Andi said in agreement. "Please, Blitzø. I meant what I said. The last thing I want is to hurt her or take advantage of her. Can you trust me? Please?" Andi asked with puppy eyes. He would normally refuse like before, but this time, Loona was doing the same thing, which surprised the both of them.

"Must… resist… puppy eyes..." Blitzø said, trying his hardest not to give in, but sadly with Loona doing it now, he couldn't anymore. "Alright, fucking fine! Andi can go with you, but no funny business. Got it?" He pointed at Andi.

"Yes, sir!" Andi stood at attention with a big smile. Andi got out her crystal and changed her demon form to her human form. She had a white-tanish skin tone that was lighter than her mother's. She had light brown hair with red tips, followed by her eyes being red and surrounded by white sclerae. Then, she noticed that her horns were gone.

"Hey… it worked…!" Andi said with a grin. It made her happy to see that her crystal worked again where it didn't before. "Okay. Gotta blend in." Andi took off her jacket, leaving her in her shirt and skirt. She paused and looked at the others. "Can you guys look away?" The IMP Crew quickly obliged, though Blitzø tried to sneak a peek and make sure she wasn't doing anything to Loona, only for Loona to glare at him.

"You, too, Blitzø." Loona told him, making him turn back around.

Loona sighed before glancing at Andi and blushed when she watched her start to remove her clothes. Loona eyed her Double-C bust with interest as she was fully stripped down. Her region had a light brown bush around it. She'd seen it before, but during the day, she somehow looked more... radiant.

"So... what do you think?" Andi asked with a blush of her own.

"... You look absolutely hot right now." Loona blurted out the first thing that came to mind and mentally kicked herself for that cringe line.

"Aw~ Thank you~" Andi said with a big smile.

"...Roll with it." Loona told herself mentally.

"Uh... need any help with yours?" Andi asked, her blush getting bigger at the thought of stripping her down herself. Loona's already blushing face turned redder to the point she looked like an Imp's skin color. But she nodded.

"Sure." She said as she was a little nervous about being naked in public, especially in the human realm. Andi leaned close and put her hands on the underside of her shirt and gently pulled them up as Loona held her arms high. Andi took them off gently and carefully, even folding it once it came off. Then, Andi gently put her hands on Loona's bottom to tug at her shorts. Andi saw the look on Loona's face and could tell it was driving her nuts.

"Is something wrong?" Andi asked, worried she was messing it up somehow.

"Uh, no. No, everything's fine. Just, uh, never been through this before... You know." Loona said. Which was true as the hellhound had never been strip like this before and it strangely drove her nuts.

"Oh. It's okay. You'll be fine." Andi told her soothingly. Loona smiled towards her and nodded. She ended up humming as she stripped down her bottom to be free of her shorts, which she also folded neatly. Andi looked at Loona's whole body and became starstruck. She could see that Loona's region was shaved as opposed to Andi's, and her bust was a Double-D, her nipples a dark-brown/gray color. "Wow..." Andi said softly. "You're a goddess."

Loona blushed at Andi's comment as she rubbed her right arm bashfully. Something that was out of character for her to do but really she did feel shy and bashful about being naked. Especially in public. But hearing Andi say that made Loona happy.

"Thanks..." Loona said, smiling at Andi. "Won't lie. It feels weird being naked in public and also in my human form."

"Yeah. It feels weird for me to be naked as a human in public, too." Andi said with a big blush. "But... it also feels... liberating?"

"Heh, you would be right about that." Loona chuckled while still blushing. Andi and Loona hugged each other, feeling the warmth of their bare bodies, and somehow, they felt more turned on than ever.

"So... ready to do this?" Andi asked.

"...Yeah." Loona nodded. They headed out together as Loona and Andi held each other's hands.

"Okay, team, let's get to work now." Blitzø said.

Loona peered in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirked and strolled over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moved a finger toward his chest and gave him a flirtatious grin. Likewise, Andi became infatuated with her body and she reached out to it, only to pull away with a shy look. She motioned behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona led him into the alleyway as Andi's miffed look appeared and built up. In the alleyway, she leaned against the wall. The man reached out to grab her in lust but then… CRACK! Andi grabbed his head and twisted it, breaking his neck as he fell to the ground. With him down, Andi smiled at Loona.

---

Next, a blonde man ran to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face, only to be caught in a noose by Blitzø, which Andi tripped him into.

On a rooftop, a brown haired man leaned in to kiss Loona, but Andi knocked him off the roof with a kick. The man fell into a dumpster that Moxxie slammed shut.

Then, Loona walked with a fat man down the sidewalk and Andi dropped a flower pot onto his head. And in many other instances, Blitzø killed a woman with a knife, Millie killed a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, and another woman got shot in the head.

---

Blitzø and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. And Millie was jumping on another body. Loona and Andi were laying on the sandy beach together, the latter more exhausted as she did most of the work to keep anyone from touching Loona.

"That's nine kills in the bag!" Blitzø said. "Nice job, you two."

"Thanks." Andi said with a smile. Although, she knew that at this rate, they'd never find a place to relax with Loona like she wanted. "I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many-"

"Alright, calling all spring breakers!" Everyone on the beach turned their eyes to the music stage, where pink steam was emitted and blasted out the music of Verosika Mayday with the pop star herself emerging up to the stage, her silhouette being seen.

Any remaining beach goers that weren't killed by I.M.P gathered to the stage like moths to a flame at the introduction of a famous celebrity on the beach. "Are any of Y'all ready to make some bitchin' bad choices?!" Her response was massive cheers from her adoring fans when the steam cleared to show the diva in her human disguise.

As her music played, Maya took it as her cue.

"Wanna get comfy, Kitty-Kat~?" Maya asked flirtatiously as she took off her swimsuit.

"Sure do, Maya-Papaya~" Kat replied as he took off his jeans. Apple and Coco wanted to join in, but they had a bet to finish. Still, they wanted to join in sooner or later.

"Save a spot for us, Maya~" Apple said.

"Don't worry. We will." Maya told them.

This is your final boarding call. All aboard~

Verosika launched into "Vacay to Bonetown". "F#ck you Blitzø" appeared on the screens. Blitzø growled like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.

"That was Jay's idea." Andi told Loona.

"Figures." Loona said. Then the two stared at each other and blushed heavily. They went so long without their clothes, they couldn't hold their feelings back anymore.

"...Wanna go somewhere?" Loona asked.

"Yeah!" Andi said. "I mean, uh... yeah. I'll follow your lead."

With Blitzø not looking since he was busy glaring at his ex, both Andi and Loona started to move away from the others to finally have their long awaited fun.

Pack your bags.

Sun's out.

Take a vacay, babe.

Take it straight to bone town.

As Loona and Andi walked amongst the crowd, they saw the humans make out with others around them. They even started to kiss, hug, and grind on each other. They even saw a woman grinding against a man's crotch as she held her phone out. Andi and Loona blushed as they got caught up in Verosika's music. It didn't take long for them to see a few familiar faces.

Maya was now bouncing up and down on Kat's pelvis, moaning as she felt him pumping his steed in her chambers. All the while, her boobs were bouncing up and down, a hot red blush on their faces as they moaned together.

V-time Free time,

baby, relax.

Self-care, no hair,

Brazilian wax.

Hornt up succu-bus to the beach.

Catch some rays while catching some D.

Verosika's music was really getting the two girls turned on more along with seeing their friend having sex with Kat. Seeing her being happy with Kat made them want the same for each other. At this point, there's no avoiding it.

"I really wanna fuck right now." Andi bluntly said with a hungry look in her eyes.

"Me, too..." Loona moaned. Loona and Andi suddenly kiss, with the Hellhound making her first move as the girls moan together. This was the moment they were both waiting for and now they were not going to waste it at all.

The next thing they knew, Loona was on the ground as Andi grinded her hip against Loona's, rubbing their clits together as they moaned in unison. Andi even began to fondle Loona's breasts like they were dough. After the kiss, Andi began to suck on one of her nipples, making her moan louder with joy and ecstasy.

"Fuck~" Loona moaned in pleasure as she felt Andi suck on one of her nipples, clearly enjoying the feeling a lot. Loona grabbed her hands onto Andi's cheeks and squeezed them, making Andi moan with satisfaction as she felt her hands all over her bottom. Andi suckled harder on Loona's nipple to drink her essence within. At the same time, their snatches were building and building to a climax. Andi popped her mouth off to speak.

"Fuck~! Loonie, I… I'm gonna cum so much…~!" Andi said with salacious thirst.

"Fuck~ so do I Andi~" Loona said with the same tone as she could feel her pussy aching and ready to reach it climax. The girls moaned louder and louder as they rubbed against each other, spurred on by the music playing around them until…

"AHHHHHHH~!" The girls moaned into a satisfied scream as their pussies squirted on top of each other, their essence dribbling to the sand under them. They panted with a powerful desire to breed creeping into them.

"That was… so good…" Andi panted. "I want more…" The hybrid started to pant like a wild animal, driven by this increasing desire.

"You... And me both... Andi..." Loona panted like a dog after the orgasm she just experienced with Andi. And fuck did she want more from the hybrid right now. Their pants turned into groans as they began round two. This time, they were in the 69 position. Andi and Loona each dragged their tongues across the other's dripping wet cunts like it was holy water. Both girls moaned through their licks as they pleasured each other's wet cunts.

During their passionate licks, Andi began to hump her haunches on Loona's face to the beat of Verosika's music. At the same time, Loona wrapped her legs around Andi's head to bring it closer to her region for her to go deep. And it worked. Andi was deep into the hellhound's region and she let her tongue explore more of Loona's velvet walls easily.

While they partook in each other's walls, Andi and Loona shifted their bodies to the rhythm of Verosika's hypnotic music, letting the lust within them take control. Their busts bounced and bumped against each other as they rocked back and forth, feasting on their babymakers' fluids. Andi and Loona ignored everyone around them, who themselves were also in the process of having sex, and just focused on each other as they continued to eat out of each other's pussies with happiness and lust, finally getting the chance to let out their primal urges with one another.

In their minds, the music was playing in the background, simulating the experience they shared alone. At that moment, the beach felt empty to them, as if it was reserved for them alone… like they were alone. And it freed them. Because they didn't have to worry about their future, or about the bet. They were simply content to be with each other, pleasuring their bodies until the end of time. And that was just how they liked it. And they both knew that they were gonna do it again when they had a chance, but for now, they're enjoying this moment greatly.

Time itself became a blur as Andi and Loona submerged themselves in their lust. After they finished drinking each other's juices, they began to scissor each other, rubbing their clits together madly as their legs went past their bodies. They moaned loudly and lewdly, grunting with pleasure and desire overflowing through them. Both were loving the feeling of their pussy and clits grinding against each other, making moan more with each grind they did.

"Ahhh~! Wanna cum for me, Loonie~? Huh~? Wanna cum~?" Andi said with a shameless smile.

"Yeah~ I wanna cum~" Loona nodded with desire laced in her voice.

"Cum~ Cum~ Cum~! Cum~!" They said in unison, like they were in the midst of a ritual. "CUUUUUUMMMM~!" They both squealed when they reached their climax and squirted another load once more. Andi and Loona panted hard as they stared into each other's eyes and made a long, hard, rough, passionate kiss as their tongues swirled around each other.

Loona held onto her girlfriend tightly as she continued making out with Andi passionately, enjoying both her mouth and her body against her own. In the process, their nipples rubbed against each other, making them moan blissfully in muffles. It wasn't long before they felt a pressure in their mounds, too, reaching a new climax that had yet to release. Desiring it unspokenly, they rubbed their tits together to stir it up in each other.

Loona and Andi both let more moans out through their kiss, their tits still rubbing against each other. As their pitches went higher, so did the pressure until finally, their nipples squirted out milk in abundance as they moaned loudly in each other's mouths! After a minute that followed, they broke the kiss to lick at the milk that leaked out of them, dragging their tongues across each other's nipples to taste it.

"Your milk tastes so good, Loonie~" Andi said.

"Yeah. Yours, too~" Loona told her in kind, smiling lewdly. They spent a couple more minutes tasting each other's respective milks from their tits, and the two felt very good after the sex. Like they were finally complete. After their intense, yet passionate make out, Andi turned to her lover.

"You feeling better~?" Loona asked her.

"Yeah." Andi answered with a happy face. "I really wanna do it again right now, though."

Loona laughed at her add-on reply. "Yeah. Me, too." Loona said.

"But maybe when this job is done we can do it again. And maybe at your place this time. Since, well, you know." Loona said with a smile to her lover.

"I know. And I'd love that, Loonie." Andi said. "So… let's do this." Andi and Loona searched among the crowd for their targets as Verosika watched with a soft smile, knowing her plan worked. She watched the whole thing from her stage and felt so much pride for her sweet baby girl. She finally had her first time and with someone she loves a lot.

"Now all I need to do is get her brother a girlfriend now." Verosika thought as she glanced at her son. Jay caught her staring. And he saw Andi and Loona up ahead, knowing the pressure is off of them, too.

"Huh, guess the plan did work after all. Good for you, sis." Jay said as he kicked away a horny fan that tried to get on stage.

---

Meanwhile, Blitzø was seething.

"SATANDAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!" Blitzø commanded. Next to him was a vomiting blonde man. He took out a red and black axe and raised it just as he turned around to see him.

"Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" he laughed in his drunken daze.

"Yeah, pretty cool, huh?" Blitzø said before he cleaved his head in half with the axe, exposing his gray matter coated in blood. "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one guys, c'mon! Loonie? Andi? Wait, where-...?" He looked around only to notice that Loona and Andi were both missing. He immediately panicked, distraught with tears in his eyes.

"Wha- Wha- Wh- WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!" Blitzø shouted with fear. Then, Millie noticed them up ahead in the crowd. "Look!" Millie said, pointing to the stage. Loona was seen walking towards the crowd with Andi by her side. Blitzø noticed this, and his fatherly dread quickly turned to seething anger until he saw them separate from each other. The imp became confused until he saw them snatch one partygoer after another like ninjas in a sea of tan skin. Suddenly, they all landed near the docks in a pile already deceased.

"Hey, sir!" Andi said good-naturedly. "The good news is, we saw plenty of targets in the crowd. Bad news, we're running low."

"Uh, yeah. Good job." Blitzø said as he looked at the bodies she brought over. He was debating if he should still be angry or something as he did his daughter close to his ex's daughter.

"So, what next, Blitzø?" Loona asked.

"Uh… Just keep finding some unlucky assholes so we can win this bet, and we get our parking spot back, and you don't have to have sex with Andi." Blitzø said as he didn't notice the two nervous looks since they had already done just that.

"Uh, yeah. Let's go find them." Andi said with an anxious smile. "Find any more, Loonie?" Loona looked out in the sea of flesh for any more targets.

Loona sniffed the air and tried to find their next targets to kill until she got a few. "Got some." She said before cringing at what she smelled. "And let's just say I wish I didn't have this nose."

"I'm just gonna assume those are the dead bodies behind us that you're smelling and take you up on that, because, yech!" Andi said, covering her nose with great disgust.

"Yeah, let's go with that." Loona said while she covered her nose. Being a hellhound with a sensitive nose was a blessing and a curse. Andi and Loona look around the crowd as the two french-kissing men fell to the ground at their feet, and someone threw their bikini top which landed on Andi's head. They avoided the french-kissing couple and Loona removed the bra from Andi's head, only to be stopped by Josh. He looked like he was gonna flirt with Loona when he saw Andi and stopped and smiled at her. "Oh, hey, Andi." He said. "Enjoying the beach?"

"Yeah. Just got laid with Loonie." Andi said with an overjoyed look on her face. "Although, I'm wondering where that top came from…" Andi looked at the top behind her that landed on her head.

"Nice. Glad you finally got the chance to have fun." Josh said with a grin and thumbs up to her. "And my best guess is anyone. We are attracting a lot of people, and not just from the beach."

"Oh. I wonder if they're the targets… hmm…" Andi said to herself.

Loona heard this and did a quick sniff, but cringed again due to all the human fluids around them. "Yeah, I'm gonna need a place to get a better smell to find them." She mumbled to herself.

"I think there's a spot outside." Andi said, being mindful of her sensitive nose. "Wanna go there?" Loona nodded bluntly, "Yes."

"I think that's where your brother and Tex are at right now. Just follow the bodies." Josh said. As if on cue, a screaming person went flying over them.

"Or the flying ones." Josh pointed out.

"Okay. Thanks, Uncle Josh." Andi said with a smile. She and Loona headed to Tex and Jay as Josh smiled at them.

"I'm so proud of her." Josh said with a prideful smile to Andi.

With Tex and Jay, the two bodyguards of Verosika just got done getting rid of the rabid and horny fans that tried to come over to the stage.

"I know one thing. When this day is over, I'm taking a shower." Jay said, more than a little gross out by touching naked people.

"Hey, bro!" Andi waved as she and Loona came near Jay and Tex.

"Oh, hey, sis. How is your day going on the beach?" Jay asked while maintaining eye contact with her since he rather not see his sister's naked body.

"It's pretty great. Loona and I got laid." Andi said, maintaining eye contact herself.

"Uh… what's that thing you're doing?" Loona asked.

"Oh. Our Eyeliner protocol. We did it all the time to keep from seeing each other naked." Andi said.

"Yup. Been doing it when we shared the bathroom, and it still works." Jay said. "Plus, it would be weird to look at my sister naked."

Tex chuckled at the two. "Trust me they do it all the time according to their mom."

"Zip it…!" Andi and Jay said simultaneously, making Loona giggle.

"So, what are you doing over here?" Jay asked.

"Just giving Loona a better vantage point that doesn't assault her nose." Andi said.

"Don't blame her. It's even bad on my nose too." Tex said understating the feeling quite well.

"And this place has been free from that, thankfully." Jay said

"We know. We saw your handiwork." Andi said with a playful grin.

"Thanks for that." Loona said.

"Anytime." Tex said with a wink.

"Let's scan again." Andi said, hoping it wouldn't interfere this time. But when Loona tried to smell again, suddenly—

"AHA!" Blitzø shouted, making Andi and Loona jump back in surprise. 'Great.' Jay thought bitterly when he saw Blitzø.

"Am I... interrupting something?" Blitzø asked.

"Uh, just about to do a better scan that doesn't hurt my nose." Loona said with a matter of fact tone.

"Why not back where you were?" Blitzø asked.

"It's stinkier back there than up there." Andi explained.

"I... Okay, fair point. These humans are being gross as fuck." Blitzø said, actually thinking about it. "Just glad you two aren't doing anything funny while we're trying to win this bet with that bitch."

"Uh, yeah…" Loona said as she and Andi grew anxious around him. Before he could suspect anything, Andi spoke up.

"Uh, hey! Did I ever tell you about my dad?" Andi asked, trying to move on.

"Hmm… That's a weird thing to say to me, and it's completely unrelated to the question I asked." Blitzø said, eyeing Andi before smiling. "But I love me some stories, and I'm curious about the guy who slept with the whore on stage."

"Urge to kill, rising." Jay muttered under his breath.

"Easy, bro..." Andi warned. "Also, I'm pretty sure Loona told you. Ahem! Well, anyway, he is a gargoyle."

"A what now?" Blitzø asked.

"A Gargoyle. Why else do you think I had big wings?" Andi asked.

"Hmmm... Never heard of them." Blitzø said. While it did come off as insensitive, he really hadn't heard of them before today.

"I just thought your wings got big after the mission, or that it was something from your mom," Blitzø said.

"Well, it was Gargoyle puberty." Andi explained. "And we actually used to be everywhere in Hell."

"Until someone decided to say, nuke those guys in particular, right?" Blitzø said crassly.

"Blitzø!" Loona shouted, feeling it was worse than insensitive when Andi did a double-take at the thought.

"What? I'm not wrong." Blitzø said.

"No, sorry. It's something that usually happens when people say stuff like that." Andi said, trying to brush off what he said. "Anyway, they did have a lot of enemies back then."

"I could imagine they do." He said. "I mean take imps, hellhounds and succubus for example. We all hate royal fuckers."

"Aren't you dating one?" Jay asked, deadpanning.

"I ain't dating that owl fucker! It's just business!" Blitzø said, sounding annoyed and angry at being told that.

"Moving on…" Andi began, feeling awkward about how Jay found that part out. "My dad was the only one left. And then, he met my mom, they had sex. I know. She told me every single instance where they made out. Every. Single. One…" Andi had a traumatized look on her face.

"And then I came to the picture." Andi then said with a cheerful grin. "He was actually around for a few years. And then… then, one day, he had to leave…" she began to get sad as she dwelled on that memory. "He said he wanted to keep me safe in case anything happened to him. And he had to do that by… by leaving me."

Loona hugged Andi close to her and petted her on the head.

"I'm sorry, Andi." Loona said sadly. Andi hugged Loona back gently, happy to be near her.

"And one of the reasons I'm going to enjoy giving him his return present when he shows his face." Jay said as he cracked his knuckles. He knew Dante wanted to keep him, his sister and their mom safe, but that didn't mean he wasn't happy about it.

Blitzø gave Andi a look of sympathy, feeling sorry for his employee. It wasn't something he'd normally convey to anyone. So it came as a great surprise for Loona, especially. He knew from experience that fathers tended to be terrible people, having grown up with one himself.

"Wow, I... I am so sorry." Blitzø said apologetically.

"It's okay." Andi told him. "I usually sang with my mom every Spring Break, hoping we'd find him. Or at least, tell him we're doing okay."

She looked up to see mom, happier than usual. It was easy to confuse that euphoria for ecstasy because she was in the buff. But Andi knew better.

"She has a really good feeling about today. I can tell." Andi said with a gentle smile.

"Well, that's good." Blitzø said with a grin. Then, he shook his head. He still had a business to run after all. "Ahem! But, anyway, we got a bet to win."

"Right, right. Give me a second to find them." Loona said before she sniffed the air again and tried to find the next set of targets.

"See anything?" Andi asked when Loona gasped.

"Yeah, but… you're not gonna believe what I got." Loona said in surprise at the scent.

"What? What is it?" Andi asked, getting very antsy about who or what she smelled.

"You'll find this weird, but… it smells just like you." Loona said, looking over at Andi. "But more like your other half."

"Like me...?" Andi said with awe. "...Daddy?"

"Wait, her dad's here?" Jay asked in surprise. He looks at Tex. "Tex, can you–?"

"Already on it." Tex said before sniffing the air too and to his surprise, it smelled just like Andi. "Well, holy shit…! She's right. There's someone who has the same scent."

"Where is he?!" Andi asked excitedly and desperately.

"Hang on." Loona said as she sniffed more and started to pinpoint Andi's dad until she got him. "Got him. He's over there." She points over to the direction her nose got the scent.

"DADDY!" Andi squealed with hope as she followed the direction Loona pointed to with her nose as Blitzø, Tex, and Jay followed them.

"Wait up, sis!" Jay said as he called out to her, but knows this is the moment his sister has been waiting for in a long time. Loona gagged when she had to pass through the crowd of horny humans again. Maya, Kat, Apple, and Coco were laying down on the sandy beach when they noticed the group in a rush as Andi squealed, "I'm coming, daddy!"

"Huh? Daddy?" Maya asked. Then, she remembered Verosika's powerful feeling from earlier. "He's here? He's actually here?!"

"We better follow them." Kat suggested. Without another word, the four of them followed after them as Moxxie and Millie noticed.

"And… we've lost them." Moxie sighed. "It's looking like it's up to us to handle this list." Millie was especially excited for it. She brought Moxxie close to her head with her arm around him, which he adored.

"Hell, yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!" Millie said with a big and eager grin. Moxxie and Millie ran off in the sunset and killed more people starting with the ice cream shop as a pool of blood shot out like a flood before they jumped over the rooftop to kill some more targets.

---

Meanwhile, the group that went off in the search stopped at an alleyway with Andi right behind Loona. It was hard to tell if there was anyone there in the shadows. If he was there, he might as well have been camouflaged.

"Is he here? Is he?" Andi giddily asked, hoping she was right. Loona and Tex took another sniff, and they felt the smell getting more powerful.

"Yeah, this is the spot. And it's stronger." Loona said as she and Tex could smell the scent from there.

"Oh... what should I say to him? It's been a really long time..." Andi said, pacing back and forth as she tried to wrack her brain.

"How about, 'Hey dad! Where have you been? How long did it take you to get the milk?'" Blitzø said.

"He didn't say anything about milk when he left!" Andi said with offense. "...Why? You think he got some?"

"I mean, that's the saying I've heard." Blitzø said. "That, and getting a pack of cigarettes. Bet you know that too, huh, kid?" He looked over at Jay.

"I'm going to enjoy ripping your head off." Jay replied in a deadpan tone.

"Bup-bup-bup! No head-ripping!" Andi shouted. "This is the first time in a long time since I've seen my dad. It has to be perfect..."

"Fine. I'll settle with punching your dad." Jay said. "...After you're done seeing him."

"...Yeah." Andi said blankly before she turned to the alleyway. She took a few steps closer to see a dark outline of a silhouette. It was a big, buff figure with large leather wings, dark red skin, two black pronged horns on his head (similar to Mary's), red pupils in yellow eyes, and a long mane of black hair on his head that went behind his back. She knew she found him. But would he recognize her?

"Daddy? It's me. Andi." Andi said meekly. There was neither movement, nor a reply.

"Oi, Dante! It's me as well!" Jay said. "Jay. You know Verosika's son, when you first met her."

"Why the accent?" Loona asked, curious about Jay's australian tone.

"Oh, yeah. I forgot dad had an aussie accent." Andi admitted. She cleared her throat to try again.

"Oi, pa! It's me. Andi." Andi said in her own aussie accent, making Loona giggle while Blitzø stood in confusion.

"The actual fuck am I watching?" Blitzø asked as he watched his employee and her brother speak in Australian accents to get Dante. And it worked. There was a loud thundering with each step he took. And when he revealed himself, he held his massive, beefy arms out.

"OOOOIIIII, BAAABBBIIIIIIIIES!" A loud booming voice shouted from the alleyway.

"DADDY!" Andi shouted back as she rushed to him and hugged him as he stepped out of the shadows, showing his dark red skin. Andi giggled in his embrace as Blitzø was utterly dumbfounded.

"So it took accents to get you to listen? Weird." Blitzø said.

"Says the guy who once got called by a horse neighing." Loona said.

"... Touche." Blitzø said.

"It was a special message deal." Andi said. "I'm so glad you're here, dad!"

"It's great to be here, kiddo." Dante said.

"I've got something for you, ol man." Jay said, cracking his knuckles before suddenly, he threw a hard punch right at his face! It seemed like his neck had broken, making everyone but Jay gasp when suddenly, his neck snapped back into place with a turn.

"Oh, yes! That's a great punch, there, Jay. Whoo, I needed that. ...And deserved that." He said.

"Thank you. And yes, you did." Jay said as he patted his hand. He smiled at Dante. "It's good to see you again. You look well."

"Oh, yeah, you too, mate." Dante said. "And as strong as ever, I see." Dante saw Loona nearby. "And who's this lovely sheila?"

"Oh. This is my girlfriend." Andi said with a grin. Blitzø spoke up with a glare, mostly to remind Andi.

"Yeah, and I'm her father." Blitzø growled.

"Blitzø." Loona said annoyed.

"Glare at my sister, and the punch I did to Dante earlier will be child's play compared to what I'll do to you, Blitzo." Jay warned with a glare.

"Oh, yeah. I can see the resemblance." Dante said. When he looked between Blitzø and Jay, who both growled like cats, Dante picked up the pieces. "Hey, now...! I really do see the resemblance! You're that cunt who broke Vee's heart and abandoned your son, ain't ya?!"

Blitzø did a double-take after hearing what he said about her boss.

"Me? A cunt?" he asked a bit nervously. If Jay's hardest punch was enough to make him laugh, he's scared to wonder what his punch could do to an imp like him. But then, he wondered about something else. "Wait, son?" What did this guy mean by resemblance? Who did he resemble in this group? He knew Jay didn't resemble his Loonie or Verosika's bodyguard, nor her daughter either and not her son.

'Wait a minute.' Blitzø thought as he looked over at Jay for a moment and while he did look like Verosika, he had hints of an imp on him. And the cat noises too.

...

...

...Then, it finally clicked in his head.

"No... Fucking... Way!" Blitzø said as he finally realized it now.

"Yeah! Not only did you walk out on the missus, but you walked out on your own living, flesh-and-blood, SATANDAMNED SON!" Dante bellowed. As his shout echoed, Maya, Apple, Kat, and Coco were nearby.

"Whoa. That was her dad?!" Maya said, her body shaking from the loud bellow of him. "Wait, did he just say Jay is Blitzø's son?!"

"Yeah…" the trio next to Maya said.

"And you knew?" Maya asked.

"Jay didn't like to talk about that so much. So, we didn't." Kat told her.

"And plus you saw how he was yesterday in the chair when he saw him." Apple said, knowing why her adopted nephew had hostile feelings toward his sperm donor.

"Oh... That explains so much..." Maya said, partly traumatized by how he ripped a literal metal chair in half.

"And now, as promised, you are long overdue for a reckoning, cunt..." Dante said with a glare toward Blitzø, cracking his knuckles.

"And I plan to help with that." Jay said, also cracking his knuckles.

"Oh this isn't gotta be good..." Tex said as he and the girls watched this while Blitzø backed away in fear.

"Okay, you two, why don't we talk about this." Blitzø said.

"Not in the mood to talk to a dead man. I've been waiting for this for 18 years." Jay said with a growl.

"Wait, guys, wait...!" Andi tried to talk them out of it, but Dante had already gone in berserker mode, roaring as he threw a fist right at Blitzø, only for the imp to vanish as Andi went out of her human disguise and into her true form, using her own berserker mode to save him. The next thing Blitzø knew, he was suddenly in Andi's arms and back at the beach.

"OH, SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!" Blitzø said in a panic after nearly getting hit. "IS MY FUCKING HEAD STILL ON?! IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE FOR IMPS?!"

"Yes, your head is still on!" Andi shouted back at him. Andi saw Jay and Dante glare at them with furious red eyes.

"Oh, no…" Andi meekly said to herself with a squeak. "We're in deep shit! WE'RE IN DEEP SHIT!"

As Andi shouted, Verosika heard her daughter screaming with Blitzø in her arms as Jay and Dante approached them.

"Andi…?" Verosika simply said with great worry in her voice. Seeing her girlfriend in danger, Loona turned back into her Hellhound form and held her arms out, blocking Dante and Jay from getting anywhere near her and Blitzø.

"Will you two calm down! I get that he's an asshole but you don't have too-" Loona was cut off when she watched Jay literally jump into the air above her to get to Blitzø. "Kill him... Okay, the actual fuck? How did he do that?"

When Jay landed on the ground, he pulled out a literal stop sign and jumped again. Andi looked up to see Jay aiming to stab him. Thinking quickly, she bobbed away from his strike and landed on the ground. Jay glared at Blitzø and Andi (mainly the imp) as Andi gulped.

"Uh… excuse me, but… WHAT THE FUCK?!" Andi shouted.

---

Meanwhile, Millie and Moxxie hid behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loaded a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeked over and prepared to shoot when he noticed Dante swinging his fists at Andi as she dodged him with Blitzø in her arms.

"What the…?" Moxxie began when suddenly, a human man came over and threw a beer can down.

"Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!" He shouted. Then, he knocked the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Millie was surprised while Moxxie was unamused. He landed in front of dozens of people, one of them being a woman who pointed at Moxxie in disgust.

"Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!" She squealed.

"Oh, crumbs!" With his cover blown, Moxxie tried to bail, but one of the partygoers caught him by the tail.

"I got it!" He said as he picked up Moxxie and shoved him into a barrel of beer. The group cheered about "beer possum" as they took turns volleying the barrel away. Left with no other recourse, Moxxie drank the beer to keep from drowning inside. Consequently, he ended up getting drunk as the barrel was chucked in the air like a volleyball.

---

Meanwhile, Loona was following after her girlfriend and dad while also dodging debris that Jay threw to get Blitzø from trash cans, vending machines and to her disbelief, a car! Thankfully, Andi and Loona managed to dodge all of them.

"Why are they acting like this?!" Loona asked her.

"They've gone berserk!" Andi told her. "Once they see red, nothing can stop them!" And she couldn't be more right. Dante didn't even care about the fact that he was exposed to humans. During the chase, Andi, Loona, and Blitzø moved around a human beaching himself for a tan, only for Dante to squish him like a messy pancake, spewing blood all over the partygoers before they panicked and fled from the scene.

But it didn't matter to them, Jay, least of all. As far as he was concerned, he was cleaning up. He took aim at Blitzø with his stop sign and threw it at him and Andi, only for them to dodge as he speared one of the fleeing victims. Then, he jumped into the air to pull it out of the victim's corpse to aim again. But this time, Loona grabbed onto his arm to stop him from throwing.

"Dude you're gonna hit your sister at this rate! Knock it off!" Loona yelled out to Jay. But it turned out to be a mistake. He glared at her with red eyes, and he didn't hesitate to grab her by the throat and stare daggers at her.

"Shut up, bitch! You have no idea what he did to me!" Jay venomously shouted at her. At the same time, Andi saw Loona's life being choked out of her.

"Loonie!" Andi shouted as Blitzø tried to process the information he was just given. Loona wouldn't lie. The way Jay spoke like that put a shiver down her spine. But even though Blitzø had a lot of things coming to him, (it was hardly a surprise that she knew he was that bad), she wasn't going to let anything happen to him. Even if it was by his own flesh and blood. Seeing the fearful look on Andi's face, it gave her an idea.

"Then, would you really hurt your sister if she's defending him?" She choked out. Jay stopped for a moment and saw Andi's petrified and tearful face. Jay's red eyes shed a few tears of his own, and Loona felt his grip loosen a bit on her throat. Just then, a beer barrel was flying into the air before hitting Jay on the head. The collision forced him to let go of Loona as she held her hand near her throat, struggling to breathe. He loosened up near the end when he mentioned her, but it still hurt. Worse… It terrified her.

"Loonie, are you okay?" Andi asked, checking on her as she held Blitzø around her like a scarf.

"I'll live." She said. "But Satandamnit, your brother is terrifying when he's pissed."

"I know…" Andi said with a worried look. She, of all people, knew it would take more than a beer barrel to conk out Jay. Speaking of, Jay was still up but did feel a bit of pain on his head as he rubbed it. "Ow..." Jay said, wincing at the pain. At the same time, Millie opened up that same beer barrel and released Moxxie. Moxxie burped as the beer spilled out onto the ground.

"Moxxie!" Millie said. Dante and Jay looked to see the two employees in their moment.

"Millieee! Hiiii!" He said in a drunken daze. "Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em." He made smoochy noises before Millie picked him up. But the moment could only last so long. Dante snarled fiercely as he slammed his heavy tail on the floor, making everyone around him bounce in the air a few feet before they fell. Then, Dante roared angrily.

"Ooooh! Bat." Moxie said drunkenly. Dante then grabbed Moxxie like he was a doll and roared as he slammed him over and over on the ground. Each time he did, Moxxie's body squeaked like a chew toy. Seeing her husband being used that way, Millie couldn't let it stand. She spotted a spring breaker with a cocktail and killed him with a knife. She lit a cloth on fire and tossed a Molotov cocktail at Dante.

But his hard skin broke it, and despite the flames spewing on his body, it proved resistant. Dante snarled at Millie and charged at her. Millie rushed to Dante and punched him in the spot she threw her cocktail at, making him groan in agony as his hand released Moxxie. She went towards her husband and reached out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gave her a high five. She grabbed a hold of him and pulled him away, freeing him. Moxxie smiled, closed his eyes and spread his arms as he flew. He landed into Loona's arms. Moxxie laughed hysterically as Loona held onto him.

"I love that woman~" Moxxie said drunkenly as his tail made a heart shape.

"She totally pegs you, doesn't she?" Loona asked him. But it wasn't over yet. Dante growled and roared at the IMP crew as Andi became fearful.

"No, no, no, no, no…! This isn't what was supposed to happen…!" Andi said, holding her hands over her face as tears started to come out.

"Andi!" Verosika shouted to her. Andi turned around to see Verosika at the stage with her microphone.

"Mom?" Andi asked. Then, she remembered. "Mom, get back! Dad's gone berserk!"

"I know! There's only one way to calm a beast's heart!" Verosika told her. She tossed a spare microphone to Andi, which she caught. Then, she caught on to what she was getting at. She wanted her to sing with her.

"Oh… Got it." Andi said with a soft smile. She set her boss down near Loona, making him confused. "Guys, keep dad near the stage!" Andi shouted as she headed to the stage as Loona nodded to her. "He has to listen to our music!"

"Music?" Loona asked.

"It's the only thing that can calm dad down!" Andi told her. She looked at the speakers still left on the stage, and it made her understand the picture a little better.

"Got it, Andi." The Hellhound nodded to her.

"Girls, I need backup singers!" Andi said to Maya, Apple, and Coco, who nodded to her. Maya then turned to Kat with a sly look.

"Ready to dance, Kat?" Maya said with a determined look.

"Always." Kat said with a nod as they, Apple, and Coco followed after Andi.

"Jay." Andi said as she stopped near him. She still had a feeling that he'd try to off him again. "...Don't kill Blitzø while I sing, please."

"I only promise to try not to." Jay told her with a soft smile. Andi gave her brother a quick hug before she climbed up onto the stage and stood by her mother, who handed her her guitar. Despite the panic, there was still a good portion of people left over as she tried to reassure them.

"Hello, fellow human spring breakers!" Andi first spoke into the microphone, speaking out to those left behind. "Don't panic, this is all... uh... Special effects! Yeah, special effects, for, uh, our brand new performance. Hit it!" As Andi and Verosika began to play the music with their guitars, Dante turned around to see them as the crowd became enthralled by her song. Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Jay all looked to the stage when Andi started to sing as Maya, Kat, Apple, Coco, Kiki, Josh, and Ace danced in the background.

"Spending a thousand nights alone

Dealing with every single thing on your own

Watching the colours as they come to me

Still, that blood red is all that see"

As Andi sang, the screens flashed the blood red color on the sandy floor, making Dante glare at them, only to see Andi and Verosika on the screen as they sang together. Dante's expression softened as what was left of the crowd became very pleased with their song.

Verosika: "Each new day it′s hard to get by"

Andi: "Still, I know I can hold my head high"

Both: "I'll follow the lights that I saw in my dreams

As crazy as that seems

Coming all this way, we keep our promised vow

There's no turning back now"

"Ooh… pretty music~" Moxxie said with a drunk tone before he hiccuped. Ironically, that was the one thing she'd agree with Moxxie about. She could see Andi and Verosika dancing in sync as they tapped their toes and pointed at the crowd.

"And if they don′t choose you

You know what you should do

Choose them"

"Yeah. Pretty music…" Loona said with a blush. As they continued their musical number, Dante stepped closer to them as the humans moved aside to let him pass. On the bright side, no more humans got flattened into a fleshy pancake. He let out a soft purr as he saw his daughter and wife sing together in front of him.

"Scream out into the sky

Hear my voice before I die

Like flowers burn and ashes fly

I′ll take this world and watch me write a song

No one will understand

Now counting up every night

I see the morning shine bright"

As Dante got up on the stage to be near them, he stretched his wings out as Verosika and Andi smiled at him fondly. Blitzø was in awe of her music with Verosika (which was definitely less slutty than he expected), and Loona was even more so in love with her.

"And hear this sound echo around

Feeling regrets living down in your heart

Feeling your limits may rip you apart

Now we must let go

Echo!"

As the song finished in a rousing round of Da da dadas, the crowd went into a rousing applause, with Loona cheering among the loudest.

"Woah! Yeah! That's my girlfriend!" Loona shouted eagerly. Blitzø saw Loona so exhilarated, and he didn't know how to feel. But it was the first time he ever saw her smile for real. No pity, no mockery. It was genuine. For once, Loona… was happy.

---

A small moment later, Andi, Verosika, Maya, Kat, Apple, Coco, and the rest of the crew were making sure the rest of the humans were able to leave safely.

"Thanks for spending time with us this Spring Break! Hope to see you all again soon!" Andi said with a cheerful expression. With the crowd of humans gone, Andi awkwardly looked to the one human who was squashed by Dante's massive foot. He was picked up by Millie, who stuffed him in the blood-covered dark trash bag before stomping on him.

"Uh… nobody's gonna remember that, right?" Andi asked her mother with a tense look.

"Drunk people never do…" Verosika assured her. With the show over and done, all that was left was to soothe the beast. She slowly walked to Dante as Millie checked on Moxxie. He was being watched by Loona.

"Is Mox okay?" Millie asked.

"Oh, yeah. He's fine." Loona assured her. "Though, he is a little too tipsy."

Millie held Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grinned with a doped-out expression.

"Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo… drinky." Moxxie said, making Millie hug him and happily laugh.

"Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking." Blitzø said with a sigh. But he could deal with it after what nearly happened to him. He saw Verosika in the distance as she approached Dante.

"Dante?" A familiar voice spoke. Dante turned around to see Verosika behind him. His rage and fury went away the instant he saw her glorious, naked body before him.

"Vee…" Dante said with a soft tone.

"Phew… that was way too close…" Andi sighed with relief. "I'm glad we were able to calm Dad and Jay down." Suddenly, Jay smacked Blitzø upside his head. "OW!"

"Well, mostly." Andi awkwardly said. Verosika smiled seeing Dante again, although she took notice of when he was angry. She had a good idea why, and she saw the same asshole on the side.

"I take it you met my shithead ex?" Verosika asked gently.

"Uh, if by shithead ex, you mean—?" Blitzø began, only for Andi to clear her throat. It really wasn't the best time for it.

"Uh, you mean me? Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks for asking." Blitzø grumbled.

"Good." Andi said, giving Blitzø a hug, happy to hear he was okay. He grumbled like an angry cat, but he got used to her hug and welcomed her kindness, especially after nearly being killed by ex's boyfriend (or fling) and his son. Verosika looked back at Dante and hummed softly against him. A son he didn't know about at all for a long time…

"I'm glad you care, Dante. But it's okay." Verosika told him as she hugged his frame and planted her bare skin over his. Dante hummed sweetly against her as he held her close, being careful not to break her bones.

"You look great by the way." Verosika said with a smile.

"And you haven't changed a bit." Dante sweetly replied to her with a purr. Then, Verosika heard something shift beneath her, and before she knew it, she felt his long cock rub against her lower walls beneath her and cooed.

"Wait, you Gargoyles retract that?" Blitzø asked in astonishment.

"I didn't know guy Gargoyles can do that." Andi said with just as much interest.

"Neither have you~" Verosika said. "You're as hung as ever~"

"Ah, sick!" Jay said with disgust as he looked away hearing that. Verosika chuckled hearing her son yell.

"Oh, boy. I know what this is…" Andi said, turning her head away as she tried to block Blitzø's eyes to keep him from seeing it, too. Although, Blitzø was curious about this as he was wondering what his ex's lover is like.

"It's fine. Let him look, Andi. He needs to know what a real lover looks like~" Verosika taunted. "You and Loona can join in, too~"

"Uh… really?" Andi asked, tempted to give in to her lust again.

"Hold on, no— hold on! We still have a bet going on, and I'm not about to let them— and the sun's already down, isn't it?" Blitzø started to rant, only to see that the sun had gone down. "Oh, fuck… Loonie! How much did we get on the list?!"

"Uuh." Loona said as she tried to remember all the people they killed today. "I gotta say around 50 or so. Plus, one guy stomped into paste."

"And how much did you get, mom?" Jay asked.

"More than enough compared to what Blitzo got." Verosika grinned. She got a list of her own, and it was far longer than Blitzø's in the first place. …And they were all crossed out!

"What?! COME ON!" Blitzø moaned. "We can kiss that parking space goodbye…" But Andi held him close, staring at him dead in the eyes.

"Blitzø. You almost died." Andi said with a stern glare she wasn't usually known for. "It wasn't worth it. That stupid bet didn't solve anything, don't you see that?!"

Blitzø was going to argue with Andi and say that it was their parking spot, but stopped himself. The hybrid girl made a good point. He nearly died to Verosika's boyfriend and his own son, too. "I don't care if we have a parking space or not." Andi said, holding Blitzø close to her. "As long as I get to work with you. But I can't do that if you die…"

Blitzø listened to her earnest desire and let out a sigh. "Alright... I... Can't believe I'm about to say this… accept defeat." Verosika smiled softly at Blitzø.

"That's all I wanted to hear, Blitzo." Verosika said. "But I can still give you that parking space."

"Wait, what?" Blitzø asked in surprise when he heard this.

"Andi told me you said something to her, that your whole point of IMP was that you're trying to help everyone be better than what society said you're supposed to be. If nothing else, I'll respect that much." Verosika said.

"Oh. Uh… thanks, Verosika." Blitzø said with uncertainty. It felt weird for him to say that to his ex, of all people.

"You really shouldn't. You should thank my daughter for caring enough to save your ass." Verosika said with crossed arms.

"Yeah… you did save me, didn't you?" Blitzø said with realization. "But… why would you?"

"Come on. You said it yourself. If we can't make it out there, then none of us deserve to. Right?" Andi said with a smile and a wink.

"Yeah, I did say that. Didn't I?" Blitzø said with a smile back at her.

Andi grinned towards her boss when Loona walked up next to them with a soft smile of her own.

"Does that mean me and Andi can…? You know…?" Loona asked with a blush, looking at her adopted dad. Even though the two already did it, it didn't mean he can now let her do it. She knew he was prideful like that. Blitzø thought about it, and even though he didn't like the idea of it, and he really didn't, he had to honor the bet.

"Alright, Loonie. You can..." Blitzø struggled to say the next part, but knew he had too. It was a bitter pill. "Sleep with Andi..." Loona and Andi hugged Blitzø in a warm embrace.

"Thanks, Blitzø." Andi and Loona said together. Blitzø smiled at the two girls and hugged them back. After a moment, though, Blitzø spoke up.

"Okay, okay, let's— let's stop that, before anyone gets the wrong idea." Blitzø said, and the girls finished their hug. The girls then looked at Jay, who admittedly felt guilty. Not for attacking Blitzø, but for trying to break Loona's neck in his rage. Andi knew what that rage was like, so she couldn't be mad at him, and she walked up to him, the siblings doing the eyeliner protocol.

"Hey. Listen, Andi… I didn't mean to- you know how I am when I'm-" Jay tried to explain his actions of what he almost did to his sister's girlfriend and also to her as well. She could tell it was choking him up. But Andi quieted him before speaking to him.

"It's okay." Andi told him. "I know what it's like to get angry. Everything turns red, and you can't think straight. And when you realize you're hurting someone who matters, It's… scary."

"Yeah.. And I know I've done that more times than anyone. I mean you saw me break a group of assholes like they were paper when they got me pissed." Jay said recalling that time where he really lost himself to his anger.

"Yeah. You somehow make it scarier than my urges." Andi said. "But I think that's the point. I think it scares you sometimes, too."

"Yeah. It does, but sometimes… it makes me feel better." Jay said.

"Did it this time, though?" Andi asked. She knew he saw her tear-stained face during his berserk moment when he had Loona at his mercy, assuming he had any.

"No. It didn't..." Jay answered truthfully. All the same, Andi hugged her brother.

"It's okay. I know you can get the hang of it. I have rage, too. You don't like to hear this, but I was able to focus it on something good because of Blitzø. If I can do it, I know you can, too. I believe in you, bro."

Jay smiled at her knowing his sister was right. Maybe he could handle his anger better like she's doing. Although it might be hard for him given he's angry against people that tend to piss him off. Which is a lot. But if his sister can do it, so can he.

"Alright. I'll do it your way." Jay said with a sigh. Andi closed her eyes and smiled with an adorable "hmm".

"Hey, this is heartwarming and all." Dante said far away. "But can we get down and dirty now?" He was having a hard time suppressing his own lust for Verosika after a long time. Jay shot Dante a deadpan look that said "really?" Something that made his sister laugh, but she has to agree with her dad.

"He's right, though, bro." Andi told him. "Loona and I need to get dirty, too."

"Try saying that again when I have a girlfriend." Jay said with a dismissive cross of his arms, making her pout.

"You'll find one soon son! Mama's gonna make sure of it!" Verosika said before she whispered to Dante. "I'm gonna get one soon. He needs someone to deal with his pent issues."

"Sounds interesting, Vee. It'd have to be someone who can kick his ass." Dante said with a chuckle.

"Oh, 100%. My little rockstar needs someone to do that and give him a good time too." Verosika said.

"Speaking of a good time~" Dante said as he gave Verosika a deep kiss, which made her moan as she let her vulva be rubbed by his massive girth as her lower half was lifted up a few feet off the ground, suspended in the air by his spiral and bizarre length.

"Whoa!" Blitzø said with shock and awe. "That just went from tame to hot in a fucking second."

"Yup. That's my dad for you." Andi told him. Then, she smiled as she pressed her human disguised body against Dante's. "...But I don't think I hate it~" She was starting to understand why Verosika talked about him so much. And it was turning her on a lot.

"Well, this is gotta be a long day for the two of you." Jay said.

"Yeah. But damn it, I'm gonna enjoy it~" Andi said with a lewd smile as she and Loona got comfortable with each other, kissing on the lips as they moaned in harmony, which partly disgusted Blitzø. After their kiss, Loona breathed out the three words. "I love you."

Andi and Loona blushed at once when she said them. Loona seemed nervous, but Andi hugged her close. "I love you, too." She said softly to her. Little by little, Blitzø's face softened, realizing that he didn't need to worry after all. Because she meant every word she said: that Loona was someone she'd cherish forever. What right did he have to interfere with his adopted daughter's love life at all? He knew she deserved to be happy. Maybe even happier than him. He started to walk away, only for Andi to notice.

"Is something wrong?" Andi said.

"Nah. You two can stay and fuck if you want." Blitzø said with a sigh. Millie could tell something was bugging him.

"Are you okay, Blitzø?" She asked.

"Yeah. Just got a lot of thinking to do." Blitzø replied as he opened the portal to Hell. He was about to jump in when…

"Wait, Blitzø." Loona called out to him. He stopped and turned to see her and Andi glancing at him. "You sure wanna leave? I mean, who knows? Maybe you can find someone who can enjoy you. Or, you know, have a drink. Pretty sure everyone will be too busy fucking to drink."

"Or too drunk to fuck." Millie added. At that moment, Moxxie was coming down from his drunken stupor. "Wha…? What happened?" He asked, recovering from a severe hangover that resulted.

"Moxxie!" Millie squealed as she hugged him close to her. "You doing okay, baby?"

"Uh, just fine. I have a bad hangover, though…" Moxxie groaned. "Wait, what happened with the bet?"

"I'll explain it to you real quick." Millie told him, sitting down beside him. As Millie explained it all, Blitzø was touched by Loona's offer.

"You really want me to stay?" He asked.

"Of course. I mean, you spy on Moxxie and Millie a lot." Andi said, reminding him of how he usually spent his free time.

"True, I do. And after all the killing we did and nearly getting my head punched in, I think I could use a drink to calm my fucking nerves." Blitzø said as he stepped away from the portal and promptly closed it.

"Yeah. You earned that… dad." Loona said gently. Blitzø literally froze when he heard Loona say the three letter words he always wanted to hear from her. Dad.

"Did you call me Dad?" Blitzø asked with happiness filling his voice as he gave her a look of awe. Loona felt immensely embarrassed to have said it, but Andi patted her on the back, assuring her it was alright. He at least deserved to have someone call him dad, and she knew it wouldn't be Jay. That would be a cold day in Hell… Then again, Hell did get cold at times, but she stood by her point, regardless.

"Yeah, I called you dad." Loona said. "..." Blitzø stayed quiet for a moment before letting out a happy noise with a big smile forming on his face. Something that worried Loona and the others minus Andi's parents and Jay. Millie was the first to go up to her boss and wave her hand over Blitzø's face, but no response. "Oh, boy. He's having a joy overload."

"Yeah, he's gonna be like that for a while." Loona said. Then, she picked him up like he was a cardboard figure and set him next to the table with the last remaining beer barrel. Andi and Loona chuckled over his reaction and smiled at each other before they transformed to their human forms and began round two of their love-making. Moxxie and Millie smiled at the couple, though the former had to get more used to the fact that they were naked already. But Millie had other ideas, especially now that he was sober again.

"Come on, Moxx~ Let's join in~!" Millie said eagerly as she brought the imp close to her and planted a deep kiss on his lips, making him moan into her mouth. At the same time, Andi and Loona saw Verosika being fucked in her pussy by Dante's spiral dick. It was like a drill right into her womb! But Verosika seemed to enjoy it all the same as he pounded into her babymaker while she stuck her ass in the air, going on all fours on the ground, with Dante breeding her like a dog would with its mate.

"Ahhh~! That's it, baby~! Fuck my pussy just like that~! Fill it up with your powerful spunk, just like you always used to~!" Verosika howled with lust. She and Dante started to grunt together while his balls smacked against the cleft of her ass cheeks and triggered a powerful wobbling that drove Verosika insane with sensual glee. And it had an effect on Loona and Andi, too. They watched as Verosika's human body took a massive gargoyle cock inside it.

"That's the only way I'm gonna do it, Vee~! I'm a-cumming~!" Dante told her, ramming her incredibly fast to the point her breasts started to jolt back and forth and smack against each other near the cleft of her bust. After half a minute of powerful thrusts, Dante's ballsack pushed themselves inside Verosika's walls, and he groaned as Verosika's belly started to bloat.

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHH~!" Verosika howled with ecstasy as her belly and her tits grew in size, the bust growing incrementally as opposed to her belly. Dante shifted his body from her and turned himself around so that his bottom was on top of Verosika's, his spiral penis completely embedded in Verosika's hole as the Succubus moaned with satisfaction.

"Oh, reunited, and it feels so fucking good…~" Verosika hummed gleefully as her pussy dripped cum inbetween her her and her reunited lover. Andi and Loona were completely turned on by what they'd witnessed. It all made sense to them why Verosika talked about him now.

"Satandamn~ No wonder why your mom enjoys him." Loona said in impressed and turned by the sight of this.

"Yeah… I wonder if you could take a cock like his…" Andi said with interest. Then, her crystal glowed, allowing Andi to create a Gargoyle like cock in place of her pussy, stunning the both of them.

"I… I have a cock now… (gasps) just like dad's…!" Andi said with surprise and awe. And she wasn't the only one. Loona was eyeing the pulsating, twitching member with astonishment.

"Holy shit! That thing's huge." Loona said, looking down at Andi's newly formed cock.

"Yeah… And it's so… hung." Andi said, as if hypnotized by it. Just then, a small container was thrown to Andi, who looked up just in time to see it bonk her in the forehead. Despite it, she caught it and rubbed her forehead with a small whine. "Hmm? What's that?" She looked and saw the label on it. "Birth control?"

"Andi, if your mum didn't take one of these every time we fucked, we'd have twenty times the kids we'd have." Dante told her.

"Thank Satan, you guys did." Jay said hearing that since that would be hell to take care of.

"Oh. Good idea. Thanks, daddy~!" Andi waved. She opened the container and noticed they were like gummies.

"Aw, look at the cute little doggy~" Andi fawned over the cute gummy shapes. One of them looked like a baby Quieve, a common housepet in Hell, which Andi always adored. There were also shapes of an Imp, a Succubus, a Goetia, and even the Sins. Each of the gummies have a different effect. For what they were about to do, Andi picked a purple-blue Gummi that looked like a rooster.

"Try this, Loonie." Andi suggested, holding out the gummi she selected. Loona was a bit confused about how they were supposed to work, but as long as it meant they can bone without having to worry about pregnancy just yet, she won't be the one to look a gift horse in the mouth. She popped it into her mouth and swallowed it. With nothing happening quite yet, Loona was puzzled. "So… now what?" She asked.

"Now, we fuck~" Andi said with a big, horny look on her face. She began to pump it with both hands, stirring herself up as she moaned with desire. Loona watched with interest as Andi stroked herself harder and harder, feeling the pressure build up inside her newly formed balls. It was still the first time Andi had actually managed to form a replica of her father's steed, so the amplification reached greater heights than she ever imagined, driving her to jerk off at jackhammer speed.

"Ahhh~ ahhh~ ahhh~ Loonie…~ I'm losing my mind over this cock…~! I… I wanna cum…~!" Andi said with a rise in pitch and libido. To her surprise and joy, she saw Loona bending down to it, sticking her patootie out to the air and leaning close to the mushroom tip hungrily.

"Then let me help out with that~" Loona said with a lustful grin as she licked her lips, eager to taste her girlfriend's prick. Loona licked her lips and opened her mouth wide to plug the mushroom tip into it. Andi trembled with ecstasy as she thrusted herself into Loona, who was surprised that she ended up deepthroating her cock. Nevertheless, Loona moaned in pure bliss, in spite of the sudden move as she bobbed herself back and forth in her throat.

She gulped it down, altogether avoiding her gag reflex as her neck bulged with Andi's spiral cock, her tongue licking around the base while it bobbed in and out. At the same time, Dante and Verosika began to take fascination with how Andi is pleasuring Loona.

"I…~! Ahh~! Cum~! Cumming~! Cumming~!" Andi said in short bursts before finally, she ejaculated deep inside Loona's throat with a heavy moan, the Hellhound gulping every last drop as Verosika and Dante watched.

"Whoo! Drink it all, Loona!" Verosika shouted. And drink the hellhound did. She made sure to savor every drop of Andi's warm and sticky cum into her mouth and throat, gulping it all down like it was the only thing she could ever need in any lifetime. Shortly after her load was emptied in minutes, Loona panted hard with hearts in her eyes. Needless to say, she'd become very addicted to it.

"So good…~" Loona hummed. Then, she laid herself down on the floor and spread her pussy wide open as she stared hungrily toward Andi's dripping wet cock.

"Please~ put your dick inside me~" Loona begged. How could Andi say no? Loona was looking very excited for it, and she wanted to feel it so badly inside her. And after sucking on it and getting a taste of the load, she knew she wanted more. Andi's new cock twitched back to life as she stared at her wide open pussy.

"Yes, Loonie~" Andi said with a horny tone. She put her hands near Loona's head as she slid herself inside the Hellhound, making her groan with joy as Andi began to pound her on her own, her balls smacking against her vulva. Her instinct to breed Loona was overpowering every other thought.

"That's it, Andi. Take your Sheila! Make her yours!" Dante cheered her on as Andi's eyes had hearts as well, a powerful ripple of desire surging inside the hybrid. And she absolutely adored it. To be able to freely show her love to Loona without shame or inhibition. …Which was more than can be said for Jay.

"It's sad that this is normal for me to deal with." Jay said as he was smoking one of his cigarettes shone, keeping his eyes away from all of this, even as Loona squealed excitedly to the stars above.

"HELL FUCKING YES~!" Loona yelled out in pleasure and joy as she took Andi's cock inside her walls.

Andi grunted like an animal in heat, pounding herself inside her walls as Loona moaned aloud, her breasts moving back and forth from the force of her thrusts. She wrapped legs around Andi's waist as she moaned more.

"Ohh, Loonie~! I'm cumming~!" Andi grunted, pushing herself as deep inside her womb as she could. "I'm gonna cum a whole flood inside your pussy, Loona~!"

"Fuck~! Do it, Andi~ I want to feel your load in me~!" Loona said in pleasure.

Andi grunted harder and harder, letting herself drown in lust as she finally reached the climax. However, she suddenly felt a strange sensation when her ballsack suddenly went up in Loona's pussy, pushing itself directly into walls! At that moment, Andi and Loona moan loudly together as the hybrid released a huge load inside her!

The Hellhound's belly started to grow big with her load of cum as they moaned contentedly. After a few minutes, Andi tried to pull out, but… she was stuck.

"Uh, dad? What's going on here?" Andi asked.

"Oh, that. You're just knotting, Andi." Dante told her.

"What?" Andi asked with surprise.

"It's true. Your daddy always knotted up inside me when he cums in my pussy. I always let out so much like a waterfall afterwards~" Verosika cooed. Ordinarily, Andi would tell her to stop. But in her position, the imagery of seeing it happen to Loona was turning her on so much more than before.

"Unholy fuck this feels good~" Loona panted as she felt cum inside her pussy and womb.

""Yeah…~" Andi purred, pleased to see Loona so horny. Then, she shook her head. "But, uh, how long do we stay knotted for? And answer me quickly, dad. Because I might blank out with lust for a few hours."

"Oh, that's natural." Dante assured her. "The knotting lasts a few hours, too."

"It does, huh?" Andi said, putting her tail to her chin in place of her finger as if to think. Then, she had a very lewd smile. "Good~"

Suddenly, Andi flipped herself around, gyrating her knotted cock around Loona in the process, until her ass now faced Loona's with her organ deep inside her. After a brief moment, Andi pounded her ass against Loona's simultaneously pushing her cock back and forth inside her.

"It feels good to be a slut, huh, Loona~?" Andi teased as she grunted with pleasure.

"Fuck yeah! It really does~!" Loona yelled out in pleasure as she felt Andi's cock go in and out of her fast.

"What do you wanna do with me, Loonie~?" Andi asked, feeling rather bold with her lustful side taking over. As Loona moaned deliriously, her breasts were planted against the sandy floor, rubbing her sensitive nipples against it.

"As soon as I- Oh fuck~! Get back to thinking straight I'll let you know~ Now fucking me good babe~!" Loona grunted in pleasure as she got lost in her lust.

"You got it~!" Andi grunted, and he continued to pound her, the lovers grunting in harmony in their heat. As they mated like animals, Maya, Kat, Apple, and Coco were getting incredibly turned on. The girls were stroking their vulvas while Kay was pumping his rod.

"W-Wow… this is… so much hotter than I thought it would be…~!" Maya moaned, staring at the fat cock inside Loona's cum-inflated belly.

"Y-You can say that again~!" Apple moaned in pleasure as she enjoyed the show in front of them while rubbing her pussy.

"I… I want a cock, too…!" Maya moaned heavily. Little did she realize that her own Asmodean crystal choker was responding to her lewd desire, and her vulva suddenly grew a long and thick dick from her crotch!

"Huh?" She looked at it in full length and down to her crotch to see that she did grow one. "Whoa, no way! I got one!"

"Whoa! Guess your crystal decided to help you out with getting one!" Apple said, looking at the long and thick dick with awe and lust.

"Oh, yeah! That reminds me. We get to do that thing now." Coco told Apple. They wanted to try something with Maya the first time they made love. And now, they can. Using their own crystals, they grew their own cocks, too! Maya was in awe over that and became intrigued.

"Ooh~ Are we talking about *that* thing? You know, where you stuff my holes and cum inside them~?" Maya asked salaciously.

"How did you guess~?!" Apple asked excitedly.

"I… huh. How did I guess that?" Maya wondered to herself. It seemed like a natural thing to do. "Must've gained a higher understanding of lust with Verosika than I thought… oh, well. Let's do this."

"Hell yeah, girl! Let's do it!" Apple said.

The first thing they did was Cowgirl style. Maya was on top of Kat, her pussy being pounded by him while Apple and Coco were being stroked by her hands as she moaned. All the while, her long cock was being massaged by her own tits. Apple and Coco grunted and moaned in pleasure as they enjoyed their cocks being stroked by her hands.

"Look at you, sucking on your own cock while you bounce off mine." Kat teased.

"Hey, I can't help it if I like good dicks, especially if it's mine." Maya said before she continued to self suck her own cock, rubbing it more and more with her tits as she stroked Apple and Coco, moaning into her mushroom tip with satisfaction.

"Damn girl…~! You can't get enough, huh~?" Apple asked.

"Ooh, she's going all the way~!" Coco said as she tingled with excitement. "I'm about to cum so much, baby~!"

"Me, too, Coco~!" Apple giggled excitedly.

"Th-that makes— ahh~ three of us~" Kat chimed in. Then, Maya's moans were growing louder and louder. "Uh, make that four of us." Kat corrected.

"Hehe~ Can't forget her at all~ Ahh~" Apple grunted, but she did have a playful grin. Maya kept bouncing, sucking, and stroking the cocks around her and from herself until after an intense buildup, Maya was filled to the brim with cum in her mouth and her pussy, and all over her body! Apple and Coco moaned in pleasure, along with Kat and Maya as they reached a simultaneous release. Maya swallowed all the cum she could, and her pussy overflowed with Kat's essence. After they were emptied, Maya laid flat on Kat, staring into his face as she panted, the musk of her juices breathing on him.

"How do I smell, Kitty-Kat~?" Maya flirted.

"Really good." Kat smiled, which she returned. Suddenly, Maya felt something penetrate her ass, making her gasp in exhilaration. She looked behind her to see Coco pounding herself into her.

"How about that? It fits like a glove~" Coco said with a grin. But it made her wonder: where was Apple? When she turned around, she saw Apple's dripping cock in front of her.

"I hope you won't mind a little cleaning~ Hehe~" Apple giggled.

Apple lined her cock cock up to Maya's mouth before shoving it inside there and started pumping in and out of her. Maya moaned pleasurably as she swallowed Apple's cock whole, tasting the semen all over it.

"Mmm~ What a great dick~ It tastes so real~ And the cum is so addictive…~!" Maya thought to herself. "It's making me wanna cum again~!"

Maya began to hump her cock back and forth in between her and Kat as all her holes got stuffed. Both succubi worked their magic on Maya's front and back holes as the women enjoyed every second of it.

Coco started to fondle Maya's ass, squeezing them before slapping them together, making her moan like an animal despite the muffles. And Apple was holding onto her head and pulling her closer to her thigh, making her throat bulge with her lengthy cock. At the same time, Maya's balls were continuously getting bloated.

"Mmm~ Fuck, yes~ your throat feels amazing, Maya~" Apple grunted out as she held Maya's head down more on her lengthy cock.

"And your ass feels so good, too~!" Coco groaned as she played with her cheeks. Maya was groaning loud with desire again, this time more than before. Apple kept pumping her meaty length in and out of Maya's throat as she held her head, reveling in her loud gulps and groans.

"Ooh~! I feel a big one cumming~!" Apple moaned as her balls smacked against Maya's chin rapidly. "Get ready for it, Maya~!" She went faster, pushing herself to her climax. After what felt like a lifetime of satisfying hard pounding condensed in mere minutes, Apple and Coco moaned aloud along with Kat as they released their loads inside Maya, who also reached her second climax, covering herself and Kat in spunk.

Maya gulped every last drop Apple sprayed down her throat, getting happier and happier with its taste. After swallowing them, Apple and Coco pulled out of Maya, who moaned aloud like a satisfied whore: "Fuuuuck~ That was so good~"

"You can say that again Maya~" Apple said with a look of pleasure on her face after Maya got done gulping down her load.

"But… we haven't gone far enough~" Maya said with a hungry look, her cock pulsating with desire. She stood up and went towards Apple, planting a kiss on her lips as she brushed her cum-covered body all over her. Then, after a heated passionate kiss, Maya tenderly bent Apple down to the ground and stuck her ass out to the air.

"Perfect~" Maya grinned. Then, she pushed her cock inside Apple, making her squeal excitedly as her walls were filled by Maya's lengthy dick. Her balls bounced against the cleft of Apple's ass while her own cheeks clapped together, making it very irresistible to Coco and Kat.

"Oh, fuck~! Fuck~! Fuck~! Your pussy~! Ah~! It's~! So~! Good~!" Maya panted hard in groans and grunts as Kat and Coco's cocks grew to full strength, all while Apple moaned in pleasure and lust as she enjoyed every moment of it.

Apple moaned with intense satisfaction, her eyes going to the back of her head and her tongue sticking out as her asshole got filled up by Maya's virile member.

"Ohh~! Satandammit, it feels so great~! Ahh~! Fuck me more~! Fill my ass with your cum, Maya~!" Apple shrieked delightedly. Then, suddenly, Maya felt her hole being penetrated again. She turned around to see Kat pounding into her asshole with a soft, yet salacious grin.

"Couldn't stay away, could you, Kitty~?" Maya teased.

"What can I say? You have a great ass~" Kat flirted, making Maya blush with a smile.

"And so do you~" Coco said, sticking her cock inside Kat, making him moan with joy. "Now, let's get to fucking each other until we cum already~" With that, the four horny ladies ended up laying down on top of each other, their asses high in the air as they stuffed one another with their cocks, bouncing up and down to climax inside them. Moxxie and Millie became especially turned on by the stack of booties.

"Damn, they're having a good time right there~" Millie said with a lustful grin. "Let's have a good time of our own, eh, Moxxie~?" Millie placed her lips on Moxxie's and moaned deeply into them. Moxxie nodded as he moaned happiness and made out with his wife. They stripped each other of their clothes like ravenous wolves, and Millie didn't hesitate to pound herself onto his dick. It was hardly as tiny as Blitzø always mocked him for. If anything, it was perfectly moderate. Millie and Moxxie grunted together in their passionate heat as they kissed, and their tails coiled around each other. They even started to kiss with their open mouths, their tongues exposed to the air.

Meanwhile, Verosika's arms were being held in Dante's grips, holding her body in place as he pounded his spiral cock into her pussy. Her clit was being continually stroked as her belly bulged from his previous load. Her Double-E bust bounced on top of her belly and even occasionally against each other just between the cleft of her tits. Her tongue was out in the open, and she was groaning with salacious abandon.

"Cock…~ Cock…~ I love your cock…~" Verosika moaned aloud, her mind thinking of nothing else but Dante's piercing, spiral member pumping itself inside her.

At the same time, Andi and Loona were going especially hard in their position. Their ass cheeks were slapping against each other as Andi continually shifted her organ inside the Hellhound's walls. They even both had the same look Verosika had, their minds flooded with intense pleasure.

"This is… so good…~" Loona moaned with lust.

"I love this…~ I want more…~!" Andi groaned with a dirty smile.

And at that very moment, Apple, Maya, Coco, and Kat were getting close to their climax in their stack, their balls filling up with cum just waiting to be released as they bounced against one cleft of ass cheeks to another. They were moaning almost in unison as they grunted, each trying to fill the other's hole with their spunk. And as for Moxxie and Millie, their unified moans were turning them on at an incredibly ferocious pace, so much that Millie began to bounce her tuchus harder on Moxxie's pelvis to increase the pressure as he likewise pushed himself inside Millie's walls for further buildup. After a minute of intense grunting and moaning from all parties, they reached one colossal orgasm that echoed around the whole beach.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~!" They all cried as those with cocks shot another big squirt of cum inside their respective partners, with Verosika making a huge puddle of cum as a huge load of it couldn't fit in her womb. The same case happened with Loona as she and Andi moaned together. Coco, Kat, and Maya made puddles of their own underneath them, but Apple was making a huge puddle of her own since it wasn't in any designated hole. And finally, Millie could feel her womb getting filled up by Moxxie, who held his arms around her back to keep her close to him as they shared a passionate kiss.

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Hours later, after a particularly exciting orgy, Verosika, Dante, Maya, Apple, Coco, Kat, Andi, Loona, Millie, and Moxxie were on the sandy floor, laying down covered with cum all over their bodies as they caught their breath. Meanwhile, Blitzø was having a drink from far away, watching as everyone but him came down from being crazy horny. Not that he didn't enjoy it. People watching was nothing new for him, for better or worse, but it never ceased to entertain him.

"She totally pegs him, doesn't she?" Blitzø said to himself toward Moxxie. There were no toys present, but he had a gut feeling about it. Thanks to Loona putting him near the barrel of beer earlier, he was able to snap out of his joy overload in a minute or two. Not that he didn't get a lot out of the orgy on display. He might not have won the bet, but at least he was seeing his employees have their share of fun. At that point, Kiki walked up to the table and watched as everyone relaxed themselves, particularly Andi and Loona. They leaned close to each other, planting their chests against each other to kiss their partner's lips in a tender, yet passionate kiss.

"Wow… they were barely even breaking a sweat hours ago, and they're still going hard for each other." Kiki said with an impressed look on her face.

"You can say that again." Blitzø said with an impressed tone as he drank his beer. "Then again, this my first time seeing my daughter fuck your boss's daughter. That, and seeing my employees fucking each other without having to spy on them."

Kiki glanced at him suspiciously.

"…Okay, look, The point is, everyone's happy." Blitzø said confidently. But then…

"Freeze!" Blitzø nearly fell over from the shouting.

"Oh, shit!" He yelled. He hid himself under the table, fearing it was him they saw. He'll give this to Verosika, she and her crew definitely knew how to blend in. But, what Kiki saw was worse… Jay overheard the shouting, too, and he looked over at the spot he heard the altercation.

"You're out past curfew, maggot!" Blitzø sighed when he realized he wasn't talking about him, and that it was from far away. But when he saw the scene, it got his attention in the worst way possible. It was a police officer. And he was holding his black baton, pinning a blue-haired pregnant woman to the wall (thankfully her belly wasn't against the wall, not that the officer would have cared). And she looked like she'd been through a lot before that confrontation, too. Her hair was dirty, her arms and legs had bruises, her clothes looked like she went through a jungle trek of the wild, appearing all torn in places, and her red sneakers looked very worn out.

"I-I didn't know where to go, Officer! Nobody would let me—!" She meekly said, only to get smacked in the face by the officer.

"Shut up, bitch!" He barked. Kiki held her hands over her mouth, completely shocked by how she was being treated. Seeing what that officer just did to that girl made Jay very very pissed off.

He started marching his way over to them, his blank look still there but if one look carefully they would see the pure fury in them. During Jay's march, Blitzø growled like a mad dog.

"P-Please! I have a baby!" She cried.

"That's your own fault! You should've closed your legs, you dirty whore!" He retorted cruelly.

"Oh, thanks for giving me a fucking good reason to kill you, you sack of shit…!" Blitzø growled. The officer reminded him too much of his own father, Cash. He'd always treated his son like that; he even sold him for a USED CONDOM, of all things! Well now, he found just the thing to vent that unpleasant experience earlier today out of him… by killing a human.

He aimed to shoot the officer in the back of the head with his flintlock pistol, only for Jay to get in the way as Kiki went close, keeping herself from being seen.

"Hey." Jay said to the officer.

"What, dirtbag?!" He shouted. "You want me to wreck your shit, too?! BECAUSE I WILL!" He swung his baton right at Jay. But when the asshole of an officer swung his baton at Jay, the son of the popstar did something that shocked both the officer and the girl.

The moment the baton came close to Jay's face, he literally grabbed onto it. Not with his hands, but rather with his mouth and teeth, and once he got a good hold on it, he bit down on the baton and broke it in half like it was a toothpick.

"... The fuck?" Was literally Blitzø's response at what his son just did. His eyes twitched with both disbelief and astonishment. The officer was shaking in his boots as Jay glared at him like a monster from the deepest pit of Hell, which may very well be the case.

"You aimed at my head…" Jay said blankly. "You have to know a blow like that can kill a guy… Right?" His blank tone started to change to anger. "So that means you were trying to kill me… Right?" A sadistic smirk crossed Jay's face as he got close to the corrupt cop who was starting to get scared now. "So whatever happens next… IS WHAT YOU DESERVE, RIGHT!?"

There was only one thing he could do: "We got a mad–!" The officer tried to call for backup, only to be sent flying with a single punch to his jaw! The windows all shattered at once from the sheer force of his punch, and Jay jumped right after him at breakneck speed, laughing like a demon he technically was, making Blitzo further stunned, if not impressed by his son's agility.

"Hot damn…" was all he could say. That, and… "I wasted so much time avoiding a killer like that." He definitely would've been perfect for IMP. He and Andi would've made a killer duo together. Then, he saw Kiki go to the stumped and injured Lisa.

"Are you okay, ma'am?" Kiki asked. When Lisa looked at her, she was awestruck. She didn't answer right away, as she was too captivated by her kindness and her beauty, but she nodded gently, "Uh-huh."

"That's good to hear." Kiki said with a gentle smile. She glanced over and heard the screams of the officer getting his ass kicked by her nephew figure. She could hear the human prick even beg Jay to stop but the son of a popstar responded by laughing and leaving many punches that she knew would break the guy's bones into a thousand pieces. "Glad Jay could deal with that. If there's a few things he hates, it's seeing assholes like that hurt someone."

"Wait. So that actually happened?" She asked worriedly. "I'm not dreaming all that? Should we help him?"

"Uh… it's a long story to explain. Also, no. He deserves to get assaulted, not you." Kiki said. "What's your name?"

"Uh… L-Lisa." She said. Kiki could tell she was struggling to speak. Given the state of her clothes, it's no wonder. "Come on. Let's get you cleaned up."

"O-Okay." Lisa nodded as she walked with Kiki, away from the beach. Everyone was either still going crazy from sex or coming down, and either way, exposing Lisa to it so soon would be a major turn off for both after what the poor girl went through. And boy did it make her mad what that poor girl just went through. From the sounds of what Jay's doing, though, she was hoping he crippled that prick.

She brought Lisa over to a spot where there were less people from them so she could help clean the girl up.

"I'm Kiki by the way. And that guy who's beating up the cop is Jay. Don't worry he's a sweetheart who doesn't like assholes." She said, "Pretty sure he'll check up on you when he's done."

"That's good. I think…" Lisa said, still filled with uncertainty. Kiki looked at the bump on her belly. She could tell it's been around for a pretty long while.

"So, I heard you were having a baby." Kiki said, uncertain if it was too sensitive a subject to broach. She saw Lisa flinched at the baby being mention and watched when she look away. Kiki mentally kick herself for bringing it up.

"Sorry. I didn't mean to sound insensitive about it. If you don't want to talk about it, i understand." She said.

"Hmm? Oh, no! No. It's not your fault. I'm sorry… I… I'm just too used to expecting the worst when people ask me that these days." Lisa said sadly. Kiki looked back at the bump as Lisa rubbed her belly. "It's my daughter, Skye. Or, she will be when she's born. But… sometimes, I wish I didn't have her at all." Kiki didn't know if she should feel shocked or sad that she felt that way.

"Is that because of how people treat you with her?" Kiki asked. Lisa sadly held her head down. She didn't know how to answer it. But seeing her head down sadly confirmed Kiki's question and she felt angry for what happened to this poor girl.

No one should go through that at all. Especially someone young like her.

"I mean, it's not like I want to get rid of her, but everywhere I went, nobody tried to sympathize with me. And they refused to let me have an abortion. So I ran away. On my own…"

"On your own?" Kiki asked. "Didn't you have anyone on your side? At least one person?"

"I used to. My dad was by my side my whole life." she answered sadly. Then her legs trembled. "He found out what was going on with me, and he tried to stop it… but he… he was…!" Lisa started to break down crying before Kiki wrapped her arms around her to comfort her. "I just want my dad back…!"

Kiki gently rubbed her back softly to comfort her. "It's okay... I'm sorry to hear what happened to you and to your dad." She said in a gentle and soft tone to help comfort Lisa more. It broke the succubus' heart to see what this poor girl has been through.

Unbeknownst to them, Blitzø saw the whole thing. The way Lisa was crying in a fetal position, the tears of hopelessness… he saw them all before. He saw them on Loona.

Who knows what Loona had to go through all that time before then? Probably the same as Lisa. No. She had it worse… He made up his mind right then and there. He didn't give a flying flip if she was human. Somebody had to treat her right. And if he had to adopt another kid, so be it…

"Don't even think about it." Blitzø's train of thought derailed immediately, and he turned around to see Jay, his fists bloodied with a deadpan face. The only indicator of emotion were his eyebrows, leaning toward anger. He was completely surprised.

"FUCK! O-Oh! Hi, uh… Jay, right?" Blitzø asked.

"You were thinking of 'adopting' that poor girl, weren't you?" Jay asked accusingly.

"…Yyyyeeeeaaaahhhh…?" Blitzø answered, uncertain if he viewed it as good or bad. Ordinarily, he wouldn't give a fuck, but this was his biological son. One that just tried to kill him.

"Here's my advice to you, shithead. Don't." Jay told him sternly. "Because that poor girl shouldn't be mixed up in whatever bullshit you get yourself into. And I trust Kiki with her more than I'd ever trust you, period."

"And what exactly does she know about—?" Blitzø started to question only for Jay to turn his head to the two of them.

"I know a place where you can stay. If you're okay with it." Kiki offered. Lisa sniffled and wiped her tears away.

"Really?" She asked. "But the baby—"

"Won't be any problem. It'll be okay." Kiki assured her. Lisa didn't know how or why, but she could tell: she meant every word. Lisa nodded softly.

"Okay." Lisa said.

"I've got some friends you might like to meet. They'll be on your side, too." Kiki told her, holding onto her hand gently as they walked to the beach.

"Really? What are they like?" She asked with genuine curiosity. Blitzø's face softened as she watched them holding hands.

"You see?" Jay told him. "If you really wanna make people's lives better, all it takes is for you to stay out of them, sperm donor. It's their choice if they want anything to do with you. You don't get to make that for them. Remember that." Jay walked away with a cold expression as he was left alone. Blitzø knew those words all too well. From his father, his sister, Barbie Wire, and Fizzarolli. All the people that told him to stay out of their lives for what he did to them. And what made it worse compared to the others. They were from his own flesh and blood who hated his guts and could have killed him earlier if he wanted too. And after what he saw with the police officer, he had no doubt that could have been him easily. With the imp left all alone, Blitzo spoke sadly to himself: "…I know." Maybe it was better that way, he started to think. Maybe he was better off dying alone… Then, he felt a gentle hand on his shoulder. He turned to see Andi. And Loona.

"Blitzø? Are you okay?" Andi asked. He didn't say another word. He shook off his look of loneliness and tried to play it off.

"Oh. Took you lovebirds long enough. Let's just get home and park our fat fucking car in our fat fucking space." Blitzø said coolly.

"About that…" Andi interjected. "...Loona and I were thinking about sleeping together at my place." That made Blitzø stop walking for a moment as he had a soft look on him. "...Oh." he said softly.

"We wanted to check and see if it was okay with you." Andi continued. "But, if it's a bit much for you, then…"

"Oh, no. It's, uh… it's fine with me." Blitzø said gently. "You-you just take good care of her, okay? Can I count on you?" When the circus imp didn't get an answer, he grew anxious. "Well, are you gonna–?" Suddenly, Andi hugged him tightly with a soft smile.

"Of course, I will." Andi said gently. "And we can still park the car in the space together. Would you like that?" Blitzø's face softened when he saw their faces smiling at him. He may have adopted Loona, and that meant a whole lot to him. But the fact that they chose him when they could've been anywhere else told him a lot. That he can count on these two to be with him.

"Fuck yeah, I would." Blitzø said with a grin. The trio walked away together as he made a request. "But I'm still doing the singing."

"Come on, Blitzø! I wanna hear Andi sing this time!" Loona griped.

"Oh, alright, Loonie. Anything for you." Blitzø said with a smile.

Meanwhile, Kiki was bringing Lisa over to her friends at the beach.

"You're not opposed to any nude beaches, are you…?" Kiki asked, trying to be certain that she wasn't rushing her into anything.

"I, uh, don't normally go there…" Lisa said with a blush. "But I wouldn't mind."

"Just making sure hon." Kiki said with a smile as she continued to take her over to her friends to fill them in on what happened. When they got there, everyone was either back in their clothes or their swimsuits, which Jay felt especially thankful for. Verosika noticed Kiki and the poor disheveled and bruised woman near her. It nearly broke her heart in two to see it. It was like kicking a puppy just for the hell of it! And she hadn't forgotten that Dante was nearby.

"Psst, Dante. Could you…?" Verosika whispered. He noticed the girl, too, and he had to play along. After all, he didn't have a crystal like his wife and kids did.

"Say no more." Dante nodded as he backed up into the alleyway and blended in as Verosika went up to her best friend and her new friend. Somehow, Lisa looked even worse up close, even at night. Jay came up to Kiki and Lisa. "Hi. Are you okay? You aren't hurt are you?" Jay asked Lisa.

"I've been better." Lisa admitted. "But thanks for asking. And for saving me."

"You're welcome. I wasn't gotta sit by and let that prick get away with that." Jay said before pulling out a creampuff for Lisa. "Here. A creampuff can make anyone's day feel good."

"Oh. Thanks." Lisa said. She took a bite and her eyes immediately went wide. They had star-like sparkles, as if she was in an anime. "Mmm! So good~!" Lisa quickly scarfed it down in one go. "Thanks so much for this!"

"You're welcome. I made them myself." Jay smiled as he knew his creampuff made her feel better. Then her stomach grumbled, making her blush awkwardly. "…You wouldn't happen to have a place where I can stay, do you?" Lisa asked.

"Actually I have a spare bedroom at my place." Jay said as he handed her another creampuff to help fill her grumbling tummy. "It's a guest room my sister tends to sleep at when she hangs out but I think I can fix it up and make it into a nice bedroom for you."

"Oh, thank you!" Lisa said, hugging Jay, though also being careful not to accidentally trigger a miscarriage. Jay gave Lisa a hug back while being gentle with her so he doesn't squeeze. "You're welcome." He said, patting her head.

"How far is your place from here?" Lisa asked curiously. That question made Jay stunned.

'Crapbaskets! I didn't think this through!' Jay thought in a panic since how could he tell a human girl he lived in literal Hell. He glanced over at his mom and the others for help. Thankfully, his mom helped with the question.

"Don't worry. I can take you there." Verosika offered. Lisa widened her eyes with awe when she saw her.

"Verosika Mayday~?!" Lisa squeaked after a long gasp of surprise and wonder, the latter of which she hadn't known for quite some time. Jay mouthed a quiet 'thank you.' to his mom before speaking up. "I take it you're a fan of my mom?"

"Of course. I always wanted to meet her." Lisa said with a grin.

"Well, today's your lucky day." Jay said with a grin back.

"Lucky, huh…?" Lisa thought to herself with a soft smile. She followed Verosika, Kiki, and Jay with a smile.

"Look at you, Lisa. Honestly, I thought you'd puke by now." Kiki said.

"Oh, I did it hours ago." Lisa said. "How do they go through this?"

"Been there, done that." Verosika said with a slight giggle. "That's why I have birth control."

"It's true." Kiki chuckled, recalling the times she held her best friend's hair when she puked. "And if you ever need anything, I'll be there for you."

"Really? You will?" Lisa asked, already feeling her hope returning in full bloom.

"Of course." Kiki told her, holding her arm around her shoulder. Just then, Maya, Apple, Coco, and Kat walked up to Verosika, Lisa, and Kiki, both ready to go after their day out in Spring Break. "Oh, hey, Vee." Maya waved to her with Apple, Coco, and Kat next to her. "Who's that?"

"This is Lisa. Kiki and Jay found her not too long ago." Verosika said. "And this is her baby, Skye." Maya would've thought it was cool, but Lisa looked very embarrassed. After looking at her belly, Maya walked up to her.

"Hey… is it okay if I put my hand there?" Maya asked considerately, pointing at her belly. Lisa really didn't know what to say. But she didn't seem to want to cause any harm. "Mm-hmm," she nodded anxiously. "But please be gentle…" Maya reached her hand to her belly and gently placed her hand on it. Suddenly, Maya felt a kick on her palm.

"Whoa. Talk about a good kick." Maya said. "Skye must be brave. Like you." Lisa smiled fondly at her compliment and relaxed more. "Thank you," she told her.

"So, not to beat a dead horse, but how come Jay's all bloody?" Kat pointed out.

"Let's just say I dealt with a very rude cop that never got taught matters about treating women respectfully. And he won't be moving or eating anymore without any life support." Jay said.

"Damn. Wish I could've been there to kick him in his balls. As far as I'm concerned, he doesn't deserve any." Maya said with crossed arms. Then, she noticed the wear and tear on Lisa's clothes. The baby belly distracted her from seeing it up close, but now that she has, she automatically assumed the worst. "Hold on. Did that guy do this to you, too?" Maya asked, both worried that she was severely hurt and looking for an excuse to send that punk of a cop to oblivion herself.

"Actually, she was like that when she was getting harassed by him." Jay said. "Although, I'll still tell you where his still somewhat breathing body is so you can hit him."

"Oh-ho-ho, I'm gonna do more than hit him…" Maya said darkly, cracking her knuckles and worrying Lisa. "I'm gonna rip out his entrails and hang them around his neck like a fucking noose!" As Maya made that threat, Lisa tensed with extreme worry, and she suddenly shouted.

"Please don't do that!" Lisa insisted almost worriedly, which made the others confused and worried. Lisa realized she came off a bit strong with her plea and tried to correct herself. "I-I mean… You don't have to attack him over me. He's already had enough."

"Yeah, that's debatable. But fine…" Maya sighed, partly sad that she didn't get to dish out some payback. "Sorry about that. I just really hate guys who think they can treat women like trash. Especially you. You didn't deserve that. Ever."

"It's okay. I'm just glad you care about me." Lisa held her hand out to Maya, which she shook. "Just promise me you'll keep the violent threats to a minimum, please?"

"I don't know if I can promise that, but I'll try..." Maya said with a nervous sweat on her forehead. It was definitely awkward since Maya basically got her scared to death with her verbal threat to the officer who abused her.

"Don't worry." Jay told Lisa. "She's not always violent... I think. We just met after a couple of days. Me? I'm just violent because I've been told I have rage issues, and being overprotective of my mom, my sister, and my aunts and uncles."

"Wow... am I gonna end up like that? Overprotective, I mean." Lisa asked.

"Only if you care about your kid." Maya said. "I know my dad didn't care nearly enough..."

"Your dad?" Lisa asked.

"Yeah... let's just say he's not exactly a good role model, and leave it at that." Maya advised, mainly so she didn't get the wrong idea.

"Just like my dad. A deadbeat that walked out on my pregnant mom when I was inside her." Jay said.

"Oh. I'm sorry your dads didn't turn out to be good people." Lisa apologized.

"It's okay." They both said in unison. Then, Maya realized something. "Oh! But what about your-?" Before she could say any more, Kiki cleared her throat, cueing her to avoid that topic. "...uh, never mind. Anyway, my mom would definitely love to–" Before Maya could speak any more, she realized that her job went a lot longer than she thought. And with Angel as tipsy as he was, who knows what that could mean? "Oh, shit, my mom! She's gonna flip if I don't head back to the hotel!" Maya took off in a hurry. "Thanks for inviting me, you guys! Can't wait to hang out again!" She shouted as she got farther away.

"That was odd." Lisa said. "She seemed like she was in a hurry."

"Yep, that's our Maya." Apple said with a friendly grin.

"She's a nice girl." Jay said, having enjoyed her company and getting to know her. Andi and Loona smiled at the group far away as they caught up with them. Then, an idea came into her head, which made Loona curious.

"What is it, Andi?" Loona asked.

"I just realized. If dad is coming with us..." Andi thought to herself "...then, maybe it means we're safe again." Loona smiled, happy to know that Andi is safe. But the question remained. "Yeah. But safe from what?"

"I don't know." Andi answered honestly. "Maybe I'll ask dad about that tomorrow. Tonight, we cuddle~" Andi said, pressing herself against Loona, who patted her head gently. Little did they realize that a sinister demon was watching from under the sewer hatch, its demonic red eyes spying on them with a creepy level of interest. Then, suddenly, an ambulance drove by, smashing the sewer hatch back down and sending him tumbling down as a loud splash was heard. It was likely called for the policeman who was crippled severely by Jay.

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After going down to the city near the beach, Maya used her choker to focus on going to the hotel. Her choker shot out a purple beam of light that opened a portal to the Hazbin Hotel's lobby. When she walked into it, and the portal closed, the building was… vacant. Not even Husk was there at his bar. Something was off. However, on the other hand, she recalled that he had a bed of his own from when Maya woke up cranky and tried to assault Angel, which Asher took a liking to right away. Maybe she had been out for so long. It must've been so easy to lose track of time.

She also remembered that Charlie, Vaggie, and Asher both had a Spring Break of their own to have. And they couldn't do that with Angel. Speaking of, she heard Angel snoring on the couch. Maya looked over the couch to see the Spider Demon out cold. However, she looked at the bump on his head to know that it was probably Asher who made him like that.

"Yeah… we really need to get him a sleep doctor or something." Maya said to herself.

A moment later, Maya was walking by herself in the scarlet carpeted hallway, heading to her room. As she walked down, she heard Charlie, Vaggie, and Asher going at it with soft moans. Hearing that is enough for her to put together what was going on.

"Damn. That sounds really hot. You, Ash, are one lucky guy." Maya said to herself softly. She continued down the hallway to her room. When she opened it up, she saw her bed in full view, smiling softly. She can't help but think of Lisa, though. Her torn clothes, her bruised body, and her pregnant child. She wondered if she should tell anyone about her yet. At the moment, she was alright in Kiki's company, provided she wasn't as violent as Jay.

Maya tried picturing it herself. But her, being as crazy strong as Jay? Definitely not. She was sure Lisa is in good hands. Although… Lisa looked very traumatized after what she said she'd do to the officer who hurt her. Was she worried he'd hurt her again? Or did something worse happen to her before? One thing was certain: she just wants her to be happy again…

"Just hang in there, girl. You'll be okay." Maya said to herself. She pulled a blanket over her and tried to sleep. "Maybe I'll see her tomorrow…" That's what she hoped, anyway. But she had yet to realize what tomorrow meant. Not just for her, but for Charlie, and Vaggie, and Ash… and all of Hell.

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A/N: And with that, we are close to beginning Hazbin Hotel's canon storyline. As you know, this story takes in both sides of the Hellaverse, and so, my method of telling it is to bring these two together within the span of 6 months. And to that end, I have asked for BattleCry666's permission to use his character, Jay Mayday, into the mix. I just couldn't help seeing great chemistry with the two of them, being siblings and such mischief, especially the Eyeliner Protocol from The Amazing World of Gumball. And here, we have another OC introduced here named Lisa. It's safe to say that she'd been through a lot, so it'll be a while before her saga will be explored in this story.

And finally, we get to see Andi's dad, Dante. As Andi said, he had to leave after a good amount of time with her family as there was something that wiped out nearly every last Gargoyle to the brink of extinction. And as we've seen, they're not as safe they thought. For now, they are. But who knows how long it can last, especially when it comes to the Exorcists? Those who've watched Hazbin Hotel already know how much of a threat they'll pose.

Anyway, it's about time to work on the next chapter for Love in Paradise. And alongside that, I also need to finish up my first chapter of my new original story, Deadskin. And with how things are proceeding IRL, I think you know by this point that it is drawn from real-world experience. I hope you enjoy yourselves, stay safe, and stay strong. We can get through this, together.